00:00And I'm going, could I fly the Millennium Falcon?
00:02Recast your character as the star of one of your co-stars past shows or movies
00:08and tell us how it would or wouldn't change the plot.
00:12That's complicated. I know.
00:13Okay. Hold on. I don't even understand that.
00:15If I'm understanding this correctly, either one of his films or one of his films,
00:20but the character is Toad.
00:22Correct.
00:22My brain's going, all right, maybe Smashing Machine's out.
00:25Yeah.
00:27Not bad.
00:28And I'm going, could I fly the Millennium Falcon?
00:31No, I would not have a hard time flying the Millennium Falcon.
00:34What else, Donald? Let me think.
00:35The Martian?
00:36He might be good in that.
00:37Oh, he might be good in the Martian.
00:39Yeah.
00:39Oh, the Martian.
00:40Not to get too graphic, but then I guess, you know, poop makes potatoes.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Not mushrooms.
00:44Not mushrooms.
00:44So that's fine.
00:45You're good at the Martian because he has no problem eating potatoes.
00:47Yes, he has no problem eating potatoes.
00:48If he was making fungi, that'd be an issue.
00:50That'd be an issue.
00:50That'd be an existential issue.
00:52But do you know what I mean?
00:53I mean, he could make fungi and they'd be his friends.
00:56Oh, that's true.
00:57That's true.
00:57He wouldn't be alone.
00:58He could Wilson the fungi.
01:00He could Wilson the fungi.
01:01There we go.
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