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The Comeback Play
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00:00:04Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:08Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:12he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17You got this, baby.
00:00:19You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:27I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:29It'll just be us.
00:00:32And our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:44The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:51Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:00:54He's heading to the front court!
00:00:57We have three seconds left!
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release!
00:01:12No, he missed!
00:01:14Wait a sec, is that his signature move?
00:01:19The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:24Yeah!
00:01:25Un SonoKEA!
00:01:26No.
00:01:36Super草.
00:01:36Let'sweiseue.
00:01:41Is that for you?
00:01:45Let's push it down.
00:01:46Doing the new wszystkim.
00:01:51By everything you'll receive, you will receive your glorious anniversary.
00:01:54for me again I got my win and now we get our happily ever after
00:02:14Regina no
00:02:29take care of my son no
00:02:37we've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP a man who made the lightning champions so put
00:02:43your hands together for the god of ball a new league legend the sniper
00:02:53after the death of the family member the goat of basketball is retiring and disappear
00:03:03it was a robbery a terrible accident don't give up your son Marcel you'll regret it forever
00:03:11this never would have happened if I had made my wife a target
00:03:16I'm not gonna put my son in danger too
00:03:31basketball took everything from me
00:03:37I'll never play again
00:03:46how could I be so blind
00:03:50I put basketball before my family I put them in danger this is what I deserve
00:03:55Mars Davis you're on fire does greatness run in the family who inspired you to pick up the ball
00:04:02the sniper I mean he's the best to ever do it I'd give anything to train without lost legend
00:04:07I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me so any greatness you see it's all
00:04:14my son my son my son doesn't know who I used to be just who I was to him
00:04:20it's been 20 years since my wife died I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put
00:04:26it down
00:04:26but Regina would hate to see me like this a washed-up alcoholic slinging burgers at a drive-thru
00:04:32it's time to get my shit together
00:04:37he's like the Steph Curry of burgers
00:04:40holy shit I did it over 200 cars served per hour
00:04:46you know what that means guys bonus time
00:04:52biggest cut for me Scott I didn't do shit your math skills that broke a record
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus you're gonna deny me my cut
00:05:02buddy you've been drinking on the job I should fire your ass our janitor guy quit this morning
00:05:09so either you walk out of here broke and jobless or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom
00:05:16I've lost everything I won't give up my last shred of dignity
00:05:20no thanks I quit
00:05:25quit I mean good luck who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic
00:05:37if the lightning lose this playoff game then the owner's gonna kill the team
00:05:41I'm sorry
00:05:44we need a Hail Mary
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since
00:05:58the sniper
00:05:59did I just find the lost basketball legend
00:06:04holy shit that's Omari Gibbs
00:06:06yo Mr. Gibbs can I have one autograph
00:06:08as a general manager myself I'd be honored to
00:06:11hey Marcel
00:06:15come with me
00:06:16we need you back in the game
00:06:31we need the sniper as a lightning's assistant coach
00:06:35no way
00:06:36and don't call me that
00:06:37sniper died a long time ago
00:06:39we have one more game to save this team
00:06:42we need a miracle
00:06:43we need you
00:06:44we need you
00:06:45I gave up basketball 40 years ago
00:06:49I'm not your guy
00:06:50wait
00:06:52I want to show you something
00:06:53I want to show you something
00:06:55pass your face
00:06:56screen up
00:06:58D D
00:06:58go Mars
00:06:59go Mars
00:07:00go Mars
00:07:00go Mars could be one of the greats
00:07:04we don't win this playoff unit
00:07:06the owner's gonna sell
00:07:08they'll rebuild
00:07:09rebrand
00:07:10and Mars Correa will go down with this team
00:07:14go up against the 99ers
00:07:15he can't beat them on his own
00:07:18I never thought I'd give myself
00:07:20but
00:07:21you could
00:07:22if you coach him to the finals
00:07:24he'll never respect you
00:07:25unless you show him that you deserve it
00:07:28this is your chance to make a comeback
00:07:32Marsal
00:07:33I've seen you ruin your own life
00:07:35don't ruin your sons too
00:07:42fine
00:07:44I'll do it
00:07:50but no one can know who I am
00:07:51and I'm only coaching on not playing
00:07:54never play again
00:08:10alright listen up
00:08:11the only reason they're sorry for an excused team
00:08:15squeaked into the playoffs
00:08:16is because of Mars
00:08:18but there's no way
00:08:19we're gonna
00:08:20I mean there's not a chance
00:08:21we survive unless we
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:27what the hell are you doing here?
00:08:33I'm your new assistant coach
00:08:34what do they call you?
00:08:36coach combo me up
00:08:39no no fucking way
00:08:41he's an alcoholic loser
00:08:42he couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son
00:08:47I spent my whole life
00:08:49trying to be the opposite of you
00:08:51now you come to my house
00:08:53to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so
00:08:55what the hell is Amari thinking?
00:08:57we need a miracle to win this final
00:08:59not a drive-through drunk
00:09:00you know
00:09:01what you need is better cuts
00:09:03set some picks
00:09:04set some picks
00:09:04and perfect your three point game
00:09:05you think it's that easy
00:09:06old man?
00:09:08if you could hold on to the ball
00:09:09what you lack in power
00:09:11you can make up for in precision
00:09:12what do you know?
00:09:14the only thing I've ever seen you pick up
00:09:15is this damn flash
00:09:19he's wasted
00:09:20don't hurt yourself gramps
00:09:38lucky shot
00:09:40don't let this drunk cunt fool you
00:09:41when it comes to actual basketball
00:09:43he's got nothing on me
00:09:44what will it take for you
00:09:46to call me coach?
00:09:49a shooting contest?
00:09:50three extreme shots
00:09:52the fastest one to make him wins
00:09:54if you win
00:09:55you can stay
00:09:56but if I win
00:09:58you walk out
00:09:59and never
00:10:01come back
00:10:03I never wanted to play again
00:10:05especially not against my own son
00:10:07but if I have to prove myself
00:10:09to protect him
00:10:10deal
00:10:15Mars
00:10:16do you really think it's a good idea
00:10:17to let your loser dad
00:10:18be the coach of our most important game?
00:10:21I don't know
00:10:22let him show us what he's got
00:10:24he's a useless deadbeat
00:10:26he'll gas out before he even hits the first shot
00:10:32alright
00:10:33three expert level shots
00:10:34the step back three
00:10:36the blind strike
00:10:37and the clutch
00:10:39same sequence
00:10:39same time
00:10:41you miss
00:10:42you go again
00:10:43no resets
00:10:44no excuses
00:10:46three
00:10:47two
00:10:48one
00:10:51first up
00:10:51the step back
00:10:52three point shoot
00:10:53it's a difficult shot
00:10:55that requires pacing
00:10:56and core strength
00:10:58how could he make it?
00:11:00did you see that?
00:11:01next up
00:11:02the blind strike
00:11:03it requires good memorization
00:11:05and a sixth sense
00:11:09even without looking
00:11:13bro he's cooking you
00:11:14finally
00:11:15the clutch
00:11:16the most difficult shot
00:11:17you can do
00:11:18in the entire game
00:11:19it means you're out of time
00:11:20and energy
00:11:21and you have one last shot
00:11:23I've only seen one player pull it off
00:11:24twenty years ago
00:11:26I'm rookie of the year
00:11:27and you're just some drunk patty pusher
00:11:28who works at a fast food joint
00:11:30there's no way you could
00:11:31better get used to calling me coach
00:11:39what?
00:11:49who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53what?
00:11:54the lightnings hail Mary
00:12:08alright
00:12:09everyone start sprints
00:12:14Lars
00:12:16you're the best player on this team
00:12:17you can't just run off like that
00:12:19you don't
00:12:19get to disappear for years
00:12:21and suddenly decide
00:12:22you're my dad again
00:12:23everything I have
00:12:24I built
00:12:25by myself
00:12:26now I'm not taking orders from you now
00:12:28you can flash those fancy tricks all you want
00:12:30but you don't actually know ball
00:12:32you sure about that?
00:12:34Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born
00:12:36but if you were any good
00:12:36you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now would you?
00:12:39unless this team wins tomorrow
00:12:41your career is over
00:12:42and I'm not gonna let that happen
00:12:44we will win
00:12:46and it'll have nothing to do with you
00:12:52I won't give up
00:12:53and walk away this time
00:12:54I can't lose him forever
00:12:58son wait
00:13:03okay I'm sorry
00:13:04are you lost zippy burger?
00:13:07who did you steal this from?
00:13:13I didn't steal anything
00:13:17so you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:20Tyler Murray
00:13:21my old rival
00:13:23recruiting from the drive through
00:13:25I mean scraping the bottom of the barrel
00:13:27how does it feel to play for a team?
00:13:29that's about to be erased from league history
00:13:31it'll feel great when we beat you
00:13:34you won't even make it to the finals
00:13:36the Lightning have been terrible
00:13:38ever since the Sniper went MIA
00:13:40what, 20 years ago?
00:13:42thanks to me
00:13:43now the Scorpions rule
00:13:44it shouldn't make it look like an accident
00:13:46the Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:13:52you're no Sniper
00:13:53so I suggest you start burning your jerseys
00:13:56you can learn how to flip burgers
00:13:58work with this guy
00:13:59cause your basketball career
00:14:01it's over
00:14:02don't talk to my son like that
00:14:05so you're the alcoholic absent father
00:14:08ah
00:14:09I can see why he wants nothing to do with you
00:14:13hey
00:14:13don't you worry
00:14:14when your greasy dad here
00:14:16runs your team straight to the ground
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy
00:14:28you should teach your boys manners
00:14:30the 99ers
00:14:32the 99ers are going to destroy you
00:14:33so I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court
00:14:37I'll let the score speak for itself
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game
00:14:49I need to look the part
00:14:57the Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel
00:15:00but thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis
00:15:03they're in the playoffs
00:15:04going head to head with one of the league's top franchises
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon
00:15:10is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive thru?
00:15:33is that the burger guy?
00:15:35no
00:15:35but
00:15:35it can't be
00:15:37they call him coach combo meal
00:15:39there's no way a guy like that can call a game when he plays
00:15:43everybody expects us to fail tonight
00:15:44but if we focus
00:15:46stick to the game plan
00:15:47we can prove the world wrong
00:15:49it's your show coach
00:15:50good luck
00:15:52only if we played too
00:15:53this team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court
00:15:56time to break the curse
00:15:58all in team Lightning
00:16:06to let him throw you guys
00:16:08combo meal talks up a big game
00:16:10but
00:16:10he'll give up on you when you need him most
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere
00:16:13let's win this
00:16:14Lightning on three
00:16:15one
00:16:16two
00:16:16three
00:16:16Lightning
00:16:25remember this face
00:16:26I'm the legend
00:16:28that's going to knock you
00:16:29and the Lightning out of this league for good
00:16:46the ball movement boys
00:16:52take it baby
00:16:59the shot
00:17:00who's that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach
00:17:03it's Lars Davis's absent father
00:17:06guy's a total alcoholic clearly just a pity hire
00:17:09Mars Davis father
00:17:11why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14these losers are humiliating you
00:17:18let's go boys
00:17:19let's go boys
00:17:20alcoholic or not
00:17:21he's got them playing like a whole new team
00:17:26get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up
00:17:29wait
00:17:30no
00:17:37what do you have to do?
00:17:52where's the fowl ref?
00:17:54come on
00:17:55fowl
00:17:56come on man
00:17:57where's the fowl ref?
00:18:01they can't beat us
00:18:03they can't beat us, so they're playing dirty
00:18:05hot tub
00:18:08no man, come on
00:18:20stop
00:18:21stop, stop
00:18:21they're scared
00:18:23Don't back down tell me what to do old man
00:18:32Stitches on Mars
00:18:39Focus up behind the line
00:19:05You blind ref
00:19:08Red number 15 foul
00:19:13I can't go down
00:19:15Not like this
00:19:16This is a real blow for the lightning
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery
00:19:23There's no way that they can come back from this
00:19:25I told you they would dominate this team of washed up losers
00:19:35We're all out of subs
00:19:36It's your last chance to win us
00:19:38We have to forfeit
00:19:43Wait
00:19:45You've got your Hail Mary right here
00:19:47I already drew up a player contract
00:19:49Just in case
00:19:50Your team needs you on the court, Coach
00:19:54You want me to play?
00:19:56You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen
00:19:59In between you and me
00:20:00I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:20:04You can save us
00:20:05You can win it all
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach
00:20:13Can bring them back from an 8 point deficit in 15 seconds
00:20:16It's impossible
00:20:17Go out there, Coach
00:20:19And I'll knock you down so hard you know
00:20:21We back up
00:20:24If we lose
00:20:26It's all over
00:20:27A team
00:20:29My career
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am
00:20:40I put my son in danger too
00:20:43I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court
00:20:47I knew you're just a useless deadbeat
00:20:49All you ever do is quit
00:20:52I can't lose my son again
00:21:02Just team night lightning has no choice
00:21:06Wait
00:21:09Give me a jersey
00:21:10I'll play
00:21:12Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face
00:21:16Wait a minute
00:21:17Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:20Is he gonna play?
00:21:24The coach is warming up now
00:21:29I'm back
00:21:34The sniper finally shoots again
00:21:37Damn, that coach cleaned up good
00:21:39He reminds me of one of those old school league legends
00:21:41Unless he's got the skills to match
00:21:44The lightning can kiss their careers goodbye
00:21:45They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback
00:21:49There's no way he can pull this off
00:21:52You know, when you lose it'll actually be nice
00:21:55I'll come by the restaurant
00:21:56You can both put the fries in my bag
00:21:58That old guy's not making it through our defense
00:22:03What is he doing?
00:22:05He's running the wrong way down the court
00:22:09What the hell's he doing?
00:22:10That loser's blowing the game
00:22:12What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:15Is he trying to score?
00:22:16That's impossible
00:22:17Nobody could score from the back court
00:22:35No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:22:39Who is this guy?
00:23:07What the hell?
00:23:09How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:23:12No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:23:14Who is this guy?
00:23:17That's a record-breaking shot
00:23:18I haven't seen style like that in 20 years
00:23:21The lightning's still down by 5 with only 10 seconds left on the clock
00:23:25Back it up, geezer
00:23:26Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back
00:23:29You still need a miracle to win
00:23:31Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:33We might have a chance
00:23:34Game's not over, full court press
00:23:36Got it
00:23:40Give it up, old man
00:23:41It's too late
00:23:42You sure about that?
00:23:44When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play
00:23:48When you lose
00:23:49You and your joke of a son are gonna leave this league
00:23:52And you can go back to what you're actually good at
00:23:54Flipping burgers
00:23:55You're on
00:24:03How are you supposed to win?
00:24:04You can't hold on to the ball
00:24:05This old man is too good
00:24:11For God's sake, someone stop him
00:24:13Seven seconds on the clock
00:24:15And only one basket away from tying the game
00:24:17If Coach can pull off this shot
00:24:19He'll go down in league history
00:24:25Run down the clock
00:24:41Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:43With three seconds left, the game is tied
00:24:45One more basket
00:24:47And Coach Combo makes history
00:24:49It's only three seconds left
00:24:51Can you really do this?
00:24:55Lightning on three
00:24:58One, two, three
00:24:59Lightning!
00:25:02This one's for you, son
00:25:10This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs
00:25:14And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age
00:25:18He came out of nowhere, but he looked so familiar
00:25:27He'll all be worth it
00:25:28When you win
00:25:30And Murray gets us paid
00:25:49Let's go
00:25:49Whatever it takes
00:25:51You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray
00:25:56How did he get past you?
00:25:59I don't know
00:26:00Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible
00:26:04If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead
00:26:07Then triple fucking team him!
00:26:11Triple team won't work on me
00:26:28Oh my god, he has the ball
00:26:33That's a foul!
00:26:46See?
00:26:47I told you we'd choke
00:26:49I don't choke
00:26:50Let me remind you of who I really am
00:26:52Oh my god, that's the sniper's signature move
00:26:55It's the kill shot!
00:27:00I don't choke
00:27:01Let me remind you of who I really am
00:27:04Oh my god, that's the sniper's signature move
00:27:06It's the kill shot!
00:27:24Oh my god, that's the sniper's signature move
00:27:26Oh my god, that's the kill shot!
00:27:32Oh my god, that's the kill shot!
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:42The missing god of balls?
00:27:52That was the sniper's signature move
00:27:55No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court
00:28:01Holy son of a bitch!
00:28:03Coach Carmobile and the lightning go to the finals!
00:28:07Oh my god, that's the kill shot!
00:28:10This man just made history
00:28:15That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals
00:28:19Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush
00:28:22Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:25I just needed to find my successor
00:28:30When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups
00:28:34I had no idea you were the legend
00:28:36All of our success, thanks to you
00:28:39I only played 15 seconds this season
00:28:42You all won this game
00:28:44This guy right here, Mars, 59 points
00:28:47Yeah!
00:28:50My 10 points would mean nothing without that
00:28:55Good game, guys
00:28:57We'll take that apology now
00:28:58I'm not apologizing for shit
00:29:01Hey, you got the win
00:29:04All for you, son
00:29:05But you learn to play like that
00:29:07It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:29:10I thought the same thing
00:29:12Your styles are almost identical
00:29:18Are you him?
00:29:21Are you him?
00:29:27Sniper died a long time ago
00:29:40How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:42Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:44No way
00:29:45The sniper left the league decades ago
00:29:48And he's never coming back
00:29:50We should make it look like an accident
00:29:53Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:29:57I made sure of that myself
00:30:01Then if you lose in the finals
00:30:04To some burger-slinging deadbeat
00:30:08Your career in the league is over
00:30:10Do you want to threaten me?
00:30:14I'm a champion
00:30:15The league's best coach
00:30:20Then prove it
00:30:22Get the finals win
00:30:24Or clean out your office
00:30:28What was that you said about the lightning
00:30:30Not making the finals?
00:30:32You got lucky
00:30:33Being a raging alcoholic
00:30:35And his greasy bandits
00:30:37Aren't going to beat the scorpion
00:30:39We'll see you on the court, Murray
00:30:43I'll do whatever it takes
00:30:45To make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:30:53My god, he did it
00:30:54No, let's pull off a win like that
00:30:56Since the sniper
00:30:58Could it be?
00:30:59No
00:30:59That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago
00:31:03Congratulations, Team Lightning!
00:31:12Front and center, coach
00:31:13We wouldn't be here without you
00:31:14Facts
00:31:15You're the best coach I've ever had
00:31:22That's why I want you to be our new head coach
00:31:25But, coach, you're the head coach
00:31:28I've been trying to retire for years now
00:31:30I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:31:34What do you say?
00:31:36I'm honored, coach
00:31:37But I'm not the only leader on the team
00:31:40What do you think, Mars?
00:31:42Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:45What do you think, Mars?
00:31:47Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:50You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal
00:31:53But, if you can get us that trophy
00:31:55Then maybe I'll call you coach
00:31:57After my wife was murdered
00:31:59I thought it was done with basketball forever
00:32:01I never expected it could bring me back to my son
00:32:04Coach Rush
00:32:06I'd be honored to accept your offer
00:32:10I am not letting this fast food fraud
00:32:14Get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:32:29All right, everyone
00:32:30Lightning on three
00:32:32One, two, three
00:32:34Not so fast
00:32:42He assaulted my player
00:32:44I'm challenging the call
00:32:49Assaulted?
00:32:50You need to get your eyes checked
00:32:51You elbowed him in the chest
00:32:53And he collapsed
00:32:54I should have been a flagrant foul
00:32:55It's a fair play
00:32:56I had nothing to do with this
00:32:57Bullshit!
00:32:59You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick
00:33:01So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:33:05You pushed him
00:33:06You and your desperate son
00:33:09I just wanted to ruin my career
00:33:12You bitter old fuck
00:33:16You just want no real talent when you see it
00:33:18Clearly
00:33:20You don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn
00:33:23You are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals
00:33:27This team earned their position here
00:33:29It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals
00:33:32We should be playing in the finals game
00:33:34You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:33:36My advice
00:33:38Go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else
00:33:41Not a chance
00:33:43What would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:48The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:33:50Unlike your entitled assistant coach
00:33:54Hey, that's head coach
00:33:56Maybe that was a mistake
00:34:01I mean, clearly he's not here for the team
00:34:04He's just here for himself
00:34:06I mean, you took my spot in the game
00:34:07What, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:10You haven't been sober my whole life
00:34:12How can any of us trust you?
00:34:14My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:34:18Your son's right
00:34:20I collapsed on court
00:34:22He's an addict
00:34:23Feels like he drugged me
00:34:25You all saw the play
00:34:26He didn't touch you
00:34:27He's seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning
00:34:29You know, you can all look down on me and my team
00:34:32That's fine
00:34:33But you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:34:41Grats
00:34:41On the new job, Mr. Commissioner
00:34:44What a marvelous win, old friend
00:34:46You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru
00:34:50You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:34:54Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:34:56My son made me promise to keep his destroyed entity a secret
00:34:59Everyone will find out when the time is right
00:35:02Well, perhaps wishful thinking
00:35:03Now that I'm commissioner
00:35:05I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:35:08If the lost god of Baal has been found, it has to be him
00:35:13Hold on, Mr. Scorch
00:35:17We need the commissioner down here, stat
00:35:19I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:22finals fair and square
00:35:24Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court
00:35:26Let's go
00:35:30And I don't play dirty
00:35:32For accusing me, I'd take a look in the mirror
00:35:37Don't be so naive
00:35:39Addicts are pathological liars
00:35:40Okay, he's fooled everyone
00:35:42I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:35:45Coach would never betray us like that
00:35:48But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:35:52Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:54I don't know
00:35:55He's got mad skills
00:35:57Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:02Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:36:07Stop
00:36:16This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed
00:36:20We all saw the play in super slow-mo
00:36:22It was fair
00:36:23So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed-up has-bans that you actually know ball?
00:36:32What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call fair play?
00:36:36Looks like debate
00:36:37Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:36:40Then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:36:41Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:36:47Congratulations, Coach
00:36:50That ticket to the final should be mine
00:36:52Okay
00:37:06The Lightning won fair and square
00:37:08Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league
00:37:11Who the hell are you?
00:37:16Who the hell are you?
00:37:18That's the Lightning GM
00:37:20He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league
00:37:24Isn't that right?
00:37:25You don't have the authority to kick me out
00:37:31Oh, what's this?
00:37:32Hank Santini, coach of the losing team
00:37:35Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:44I only answer to the league commissioner
00:37:47I don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:37:50Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:37:53You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:37:58I'm the head coach
00:37:59I'm the head coach of the top league franchise
00:38:01You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit
00:38:06You should get yourself an apron
00:38:09And join him at the drive-thru
00:38:12Boss, are you okay?
00:38:14Boss?
00:38:17Boss, allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould
00:38:20The new league commissioner
00:38:29Roderick Gould?
00:38:31Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding
00:38:33Mr. Commissioner
00:38:34I'm sorry, I have a concussion
00:38:36You almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:38:40Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:38:44You're blacklisted from the league
00:38:46Mr. Gould, please look
00:38:47Look, basketball
00:38:48It's my life
00:38:50Please, I will do anything
00:38:52Save it
00:38:53Get the fuck out of here before I call security
00:38:56Go
00:39:04I'm sorry I dabbed you
00:39:06Don't blame me
00:39:08I'm just not that guy anymore
00:39:10How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:13His face is so familiar
00:39:15Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league
00:39:20Especially not by an assistant coach
00:39:22You mean head coach
00:39:27Congratulations, you're going to the finals
00:39:34You're going to the finals
00:39:41You deserve it, son
00:39:46Bro, you saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man
00:39:50Couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:39:57Means a lot
00:40:01Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:40:05Yeah?
00:40:06Thank you so much, sir
00:40:08I mean, he's kind of my hero
00:40:10He still doesn't know I'm the sniper
00:40:13Would he believe me now?
00:40:15Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:17Speaking of the sniper
00:40:18Your style on court looks almost identical to his
00:40:21Did you train with him or something?
00:40:25I got to meet the press
00:40:27But I'll see you all at the finals
00:40:29Excuse me
00:40:31Let's take that trophy home, boy
00:40:35Sorry, Zap and his son are not taking my trophy
00:40:41It's a history-making day here at the league finals
00:40:44With the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions
00:40:47Team Lightning is the underdog
00:40:48But with rising star Mars Davis
00:40:50And their wildcard coach
00:40:52Anything could happen
00:40:53The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray
00:40:56And his comeback king Cole Duncan
00:41:00It'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:41:02Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:04We barely made it through the playoffs
00:41:06And the Scorpions
00:41:07They body every single team they play
00:41:10We need our star point guard
00:41:14Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:19You got this team to the final
00:41:21But if Mars is M.I.A.
00:41:23They can be humiliated on that court
00:41:26The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:41:28We won't let them win
00:41:31You sure about that?
00:41:35You and your jacked-up team of amateurs
00:41:38No match for us
00:41:39Alright, the only hope you have is Mars
00:41:42But, uh, where's he at?
00:41:46Does he know the game starts to now?
00:41:49Hope he turns up
00:41:50Otherwise, you may as well forfeit
00:42:02Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:42:04You're gonna come alone
00:42:06And you'll tell no one
00:42:07Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again
00:42:13Take care of my son
00:42:17I'm supposed to keep him safe
00:42:21Game starts in an hour
00:42:22You can't leave now
00:42:24Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop
00:42:25You figure it out
00:42:26I have to find him
00:42:27Let him go
00:42:28It's his son
00:42:32He'll come back
00:42:45Welcome back, Mr. Davis
00:42:47What the fuck, man?
00:42:49Let me go
00:42:50Well, I can't do that
00:42:52You're my leverage in this deal
00:42:54Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down
00:42:57I wanna see if he's gonna pick you
00:42:59Or his basketball career
00:43:00What do you think?
00:43:06Wow
00:43:06You actually showed up
00:43:11You picked your son
00:43:13Over your own career
00:43:14Father of the year
00:43:16Tyler, your problems are with me, not myself
00:43:19You're damn right they are
00:43:20I was born to be a winner
00:43:24A winner
00:43:25They have money
00:43:26And power
00:43:27And respect
00:43:29I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:31Just to have some loser
00:43:33Who was fetching fries last week
00:43:34Steal it from me
00:43:36Cut him loose
00:43:37And we can talk about this
00:43:42You want to talk?
00:43:43There is nothing to talk about
00:43:44A stunt in the playoffs
00:43:46Cost me
00:43:47A lot of money
00:43:48And it almost
00:43:49Exposed a very
00:43:51Delicate operation
00:43:52So you're gonna throw the game today
00:43:55And I'm gonna be champion
00:43:56Or what?
00:43:58I'm so glad you asked
00:44:00Or
00:44:02Your son
00:44:03Is gonna suffer
00:44:08Fine
00:44:09We'll throw the game
00:44:11What?
00:44:13Let me just untie him
00:44:15Are you think I'm stupid?
00:44:17I'm just gonna take your word?
00:44:19No
00:44:20No, I had my lawyers draft up
00:44:22A nice little
00:44:23Admission of guilt here
00:44:26Says
00:44:26I
00:44:27The head coach of the lightning
00:44:29Admit
00:44:30To illegally rigging games for profit
00:44:32Including
00:44:32The 2026 finals
00:44:34Yadda yadda yadda
00:44:36Blah blah blah
00:44:37Sign this
00:44:39Throw the game
00:44:40And no one will ever find out
00:44:42About our little deal
00:44:44This motherfucker's scared shitless
00:44:46Don't sign anything
00:44:55Your son
00:44:56Has
00:44:57No manners
00:44:58I guess that's what he gets
00:45:00When his daddy's an absent alcoholic
00:45:04Now you're gonna sign the contract
00:45:06Or I'm gonna break his legs
00:45:07Don't fucking touch him
00:45:10Alright, you have five seconds
00:45:13Or I'm gonna break him
00:45:15He's bluffing
00:45:15Don't listen to him
00:45:17Five
00:45:19Four
00:45:20Don't
00:45:21Three
00:45:21Get loose like this
00:45:22Two
00:45:25One
00:45:28Ah
00:45:31Five
00:45:33Four
00:45:34Don't
00:45:35Three
00:45:35Get loose like this
00:45:37Two
00:45:39One
00:45:42Ah
00:45:43Please
00:45:44I'll sign the fucking contract
00:45:51That's a good choice
00:45:52I mean you signed the death wish for team lightning
00:45:56You saved your son's legs
00:45:58And murdered his career
00:46:01But like I said
00:46:02Father of the year
00:46:05Now
00:46:06While I have you here
00:46:07One more thing
00:46:08I'm just gonna need you to
00:46:09Admit to what you just did
00:46:11I need a little bit of extra insurance
00:46:12I'm not gonna confess
00:46:14To rigging games for profit
00:46:15I signed the contract
00:46:16That was the agreement
00:46:18I'll splice something together
00:46:19It's fine
00:46:21This is blackmail
00:46:22You won't get away with it
00:46:27Watch me
00:46:30Let's go boys
00:46:44Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:46What did you want me to do?
00:46:47Let him break your legs?
00:46:48You'd never play ball again
00:46:50No
00:46:51I wanted you to fight for me
00:46:53Our team
00:46:55You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard
00:46:57Just like you always do
00:46:59I gave up my career
00:47:01For you
00:47:02Don't you get it?
00:47:03If you go down
00:47:04I go down with you
00:47:07I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance
00:47:11I knew I couldn't count on you
00:47:14Why?
00:47:18Mars is right
00:47:19If those bastards take the championship
00:47:22Then everything he worked for goes up in flames
00:47:25The last time I won the finals
00:47:27I lost everything
00:47:45But I won't let that happen to my son
00:47:47I won't let them win
00:47:49But I can make them think that they're going to
00:47:54Marcel, thank God
00:47:55Are you and Mar...
00:47:56We're fine
00:47:57I need a favor
00:47:58We're on the street
00:47:59It's Coach Murray
00:48:00It's rigging games for Prof
00:48:05Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals
00:48:11Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions
00:48:17This is the biggest rival in UBA history
00:48:39The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006
00:48:43Tyler Murray himself played in that game
00:48:46But he fell to the sniper
00:48:56Wait a minute
00:48:57Coach Combo Meal is here
00:49:04Coach Combo Meal is back on the court
00:49:07You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago
00:49:10I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court
00:49:14They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game
00:49:19You showed up
00:49:21You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we'd lose
00:49:24You see, I'm pretty surprised you suited up
00:49:26Because you and I both know how this ends
00:49:30That's what he thinks
00:49:32What can I say?
00:49:33I couldn't resist one more shot on the court
00:49:34Yeah, of course he couldn't
00:49:38This team is already imploding
00:49:40Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park
00:49:43Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck
00:49:45But, uh, just don't care
00:49:49Scorpions, let's go
00:49:56I'm on your side
00:49:59Don't hold back out there
00:50:04Don't hold back out there
00:50:10I'm done listening to you
00:50:24Son, right here
00:50:25Mars
00:50:35Guess who knows who's your dad
00:51:01Cool Duncan is on fire
00:51:04The Scorpions are dominating
00:51:07The Lightning better step it up
00:51:13Hey, hey
00:51:14Fuck, fuck
00:51:18Dude, what are you doing?
00:51:20Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:22Just get back on defense
00:51:38Half-time
00:51:45Half-time right now
00:51:46The Lightning's down by 12 points
00:51:48Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:52This is embarrassing
00:51:55I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career
00:51:57I'm supposed to be the leader
00:51:59But I'm just letting everyone else down
00:52:01If no one else can step up
00:52:03Then we're doomed
00:52:09Guys, this game is not over
00:52:11We just need to reset, play as a team
00:52:13And we can still win this
00:52:15You're such a hypocrite
00:52:16You're one to talk, ball hog
00:52:18You're not passing the ball, bruh
00:52:20If we lose, it's your fault
00:52:24That's what you think, huh?
00:52:26All this?
00:52:27It's all his fault
00:52:31It's all his fault
00:52:32Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:34Because you refused to let it go
00:52:36How is this his fault?
00:52:38You're fucking selfish
00:52:39Selfish?
00:52:40Get the fuck out of here
00:52:41It's not him
00:52:42Enough!
00:52:43Enough!
00:52:45It's the finals
00:52:46If you want to embarrass yourself
00:52:48Go home!
00:52:49You go home!
00:52:51Enough
00:53:00Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:53:02You fucked up
00:53:03Contract is bullshit, Morris
00:53:04I'm stringing them along
00:53:07Robin is handling it
00:53:08They're not gonna win this
00:53:10You're lying
00:53:11You think I put this jersey on
00:53:12To fuck up your game?
00:53:14I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one
00:53:15Gets in your way
00:53:16Bullshit
00:53:18They'll just let me down again
00:53:19Morris, listen to me
00:53:21When your mother was killed
00:53:22I swore off basketball
00:53:24And I was lost
00:53:26But now I'm back
00:53:27But I'm not back for me
00:53:29I'm back for you
00:53:30Now let's go out on that court
00:53:32Together
00:53:33And destroy these motherfuckers
00:53:40Welcome back from halftime
00:53:42The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half
00:53:45Morris
00:53:49Goddammit!
00:53:51God
00:53:55That's your star player
00:53:57When you lose tonight
00:53:59The lightning will be gone for good
00:54:01I'll draft him
00:54:02Just to keep the Scorpions bench warm
00:54:06Mars is a goat in the making
00:54:07He's about to be rookie of the year
00:54:09Come on boys
00:54:11Let's go lightning
00:54:13Come on
00:54:14Get it
00:54:17Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought
00:54:23Dude
00:54:24What the fuck?
00:54:25Don't speak him out of the dead
00:54:26He's trying to lose
00:54:35We can still win this
00:54:37But you have to trust me
00:54:39If we play together
00:54:40They can't beat us
00:54:41Mars, you've got everything you need
00:54:43Right here
00:54:45Let's go out there and win this
00:54:46For the team
00:54:52For the team
00:54:55I'll be and we'll play with him
00:55:02Okay
00:55:03Okay
00:55:03Come on
00:55:04Go! Biden
00:55:04Where's首?
00:55:06Go! go! go!
00:55:07Go!
00:55:07Go!
00:55:07Go!
00:55:08Go!
00:55:09Go!
00:55:09Go!
00:55:35Marge Davis just executed the sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:55:42It's the end of the third quarter. Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:47Could my dad be him? The sniper.
00:55:52So these assholes want to die.
00:55:59You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:03I'm not scared of you.
00:56:06Move!
00:56:07It's the beginning of the fourth quarter. The Lightning are down by two.
00:56:12Will they make their comeback?
00:56:20Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:23If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:52What a comeback!
00:56:53With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:58The Lightning are up by one. Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:03Whoa, hold on. Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:08Is this 2006? All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:57:19If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to be too fair and square.
00:57:21The performance-enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:26Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:28Show me what you got.
00:57:29Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:32It's been a lease of decades since Tyler Murray we preed in a professional game.
00:57:36Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:39Shovel up, boys!
00:57:39Guys, we're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:41Full door, press!
00:57:43Show Lightning!
00:57:44You know Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:57:47Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:48You can't control him.
00:57:50But I can.
00:57:59That's a foul, ref!
00:58:03You okay?
00:58:04When did he get so good?
00:58:06Here, come on.
00:58:09They're neck and neck.
00:58:10Only two minutes left.
00:58:12Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:26Go, go, go!
00:58:28Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:29These losers can't beat us!
00:58:31We win at any cost!
00:58:33You get him!
00:58:36Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:39What?
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:24Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:59:27They just won the 2006 UBA championship.
00:59:42Yes!
00:59:46Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:48Woo!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:52You're gonna regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, Coach.
00:59:57I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:01This is far from over.
01:00:04Let's go.
01:00:08Yeah, boy!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:19No one's gonna sell a winning team.
01:00:21Congratulations.
01:00:24If anybody was gonna save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was gonna be you, Mars.
01:00:29It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:34Congratulations, Coach.
01:00:36Uh, don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:41And, uh...
01:00:43I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:49What'd you get this?
01:00:51What'd you get this?
01:00:51Is my dad really this sniper?
01:01:02What'd you get this?
01:01:04Is my dad really this sniper?
01:01:09Here is UVA Commissioner, Roderick Gould.
01:01:14Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:16These finals have showcased the battle for greatness.
01:01:20With more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:23But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:27Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:29You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:38We're not done yet.
01:01:39For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:45Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:48Yeah!
01:01:51Yeah!
01:01:53Yeah!
01:01:57Quick reflexes, Coach.
01:01:59I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:01Maybe I'll show you something, guys.
01:02:18Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:26If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:31You sure that's not the champagne talking?
01:02:35Why don't you come find out?
01:02:46Close your eyes.
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:19You can open your eyes now.
01:03:23Damn.
01:03:35i want you to take me here against this window show me your full court press coach
01:03:58you've got potential rookie now we just need to work on your long game
01:04:15wrong time bro you better get a new suit you're getting inducted into the basketball hall of
01:04:20fame tomorrow mart i didn't join the league for glory i'm just a man trying to make amends with
01:04:26his son well you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship
01:04:32i've invited mars and your sister-in-law too they deserve to see who you really are and how far
01:04:38you've come fine make sure the commissioner invites coach murray he called too you sure about that
01:04:50yeah i got a plan
01:04:58you look happy
01:05:03and it's about to get even better
01:05:05i got two tickets to the basketball hall of fame gala tomorrow night
01:05:11any chance you'd want to be my date
01:05:14she has no idea it's me who's being inducted
01:05:18i'd love to
01:05:29gentleman
01:05:36well well well what do we have here
01:05:44silver vip tickets to the basketball hall of fame ceremony
01:05:49these clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them
01:05:55now correct me if i'm wrong commissioner but
01:05:57the silver tickets they're exclusive for hall of fame inductees correct
01:06:02there is something that ranks higher
01:06:04and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee
01:06:11but between you and me
01:06:13we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of
01:06:16well you know what i'm just really happy you finally came to your senses
01:06:19recognize me as the uba's true goat
01:06:23cole
01:06:25it's time to start working on my speech
01:06:30and once i get on stage i'll expose coach combo meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is
01:06:35and glory will be mine
01:06:48well i see you and robin
01:06:52what about she asked me to be her date to the hall of fame ceremony
01:07:00damn
01:07:01i only give out 20 of these
01:07:03but
01:07:05you won't be needing that
01:07:07because i got this
01:07:12there's only one of them
01:07:30i heard the league spent more money on this year's hall of fame ceremony than ever before
01:07:35and no one knows who's actually been inducted
01:07:38whoever it is he's a huge deal
01:07:40my husband is on the board of directors
01:07:42and even he had to fight to get us these general admission tickets
01:07:52there's tyler marie
01:07:53the famed head coach of the scorpions
01:07:55and his superstar cole duncan
01:07:57they've got silver vip tickets
01:08:00could one of them be the inductee
01:08:02maybe
01:08:03i don't know but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name
01:08:25how the fuck did you get in here
01:08:29i could ask you the same thing
01:08:31this man is about to be criminally investigated
01:08:35for rigging games for profit this season
01:08:41yeah
01:08:42this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here
01:08:45are you sure you're not the criminals
01:08:48criminals
01:08:49we are silver vip ticket guests of the commissioner himself
01:08:54thanks to me
01:08:57congratulations
01:08:58hey there's only two of these silver vip tickets
01:09:02which means one of us is getting inducted tonight
01:09:05are you sure about that
01:09:07we're the best in the fucking game
01:09:10you're just a pathetic nobody
01:09:11what do you know
01:09:15listen you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league
01:09:19but now it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage
01:09:23because you
01:09:24have no right to be here
01:09:28actually
01:09:31i do
01:09:38wow a bronze vip ticket
01:09:41not as exclusive as silver
01:09:43but he must be someone important
01:09:47i'm sorry did you forge a ticket just to crash the event
01:09:53security
01:09:53security
01:09:55this criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here
01:09:58take a look
01:09:59judge for yourself
01:10:08this ticket's legit
01:10:13i told you
01:10:14robin
01:10:15invited me as her
01:10:19i've seen you oogling over the league cfo robin sharp
01:10:22what did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket
01:10:25not cool girl
01:10:26marcel are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace
01:10:29you are pitiful
01:10:31just riding everyone's coattails around you
01:10:33it's quite despicable
01:10:39no
01:10:40you're despicable
01:10:51tyler murray
01:10:52how dare you question my date's right to be here
01:10:57a date
01:10:59oh no don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive
01:11:03i find him incredibly sexy
01:11:06can't keep my hands on him
01:11:09oh
01:11:11you know you could have had a real man
01:11:13with real money real power
01:11:15but instead you chose to washed up nobody
01:11:18that team lightning found working at a drive-thru
01:11:21it can make sense coach
01:11:22wow
01:11:23you must have a really big
01:11:28actually what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:31couldn't find a date for the event
01:11:32so she paid this broke-ass loser
01:11:35so she wouldn't feel so lonely
01:11:37so sad
01:11:38you know
01:11:39the basketball hall of fame induction is a
01:11:42high-profile event
01:11:44it's no place for a lowly escort
01:11:50don't touch her again
01:11:55coach won the final
01:11:57which you lost
01:12:00he's a total catch
01:12:01oh my god
01:12:02how can the cfo
01:12:03be so stupid
01:12:04he was working at a drive-thru three months ago
01:12:06oh you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:12:09and you see this greasy old man
01:12:11you're gonna give him your number
01:12:13oh he has you fooled too doesn't he
01:12:15i bet you didn't even think to ask
01:12:18how does a bum like this working a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:22get a job as a coach in the league
01:12:24he's here now
01:12:25that's irrelevant
01:12:26is it
01:12:27because the only logical explanation i can think of
01:12:29is that he has some dirt
01:12:31on the lightning jam omari gibbs
01:12:33and he's using it as blackmail for the job
01:12:38how did you get the job
01:12:42how did you get the job
01:12:49omari and i played on the lightning together 20 years ago
01:12:52what
01:12:53you were in the league 20 years ago
01:12:56no way
01:12:57that's when i played
01:12:58and i would remember an ugly face like yours
01:13:00so you're still lying
01:13:0220 years ago i was at the top of my game
01:13:04when my wife was murdered
01:13:06and i was left with my infant son
01:13:09sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
01:13:15no way
01:13:15that was his wife
01:13:17i started drinking
01:13:18i lost myself in the grief and the guilt
01:13:21so i walked away from my son
01:13:23because
01:13:23i didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him
01:13:27so i changed my name and got a job at sippy park
01:13:30that's where i ran into omari
01:13:34what now you're stealing the sniper's sob story
01:13:38i bet he killed his wife
01:13:40and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:41and that's how you end up in a drive-thru
01:13:49what the fuck
01:13:58she had nothing to do with my mom's death
01:14:03that's his son
01:14:04the 2026 mvp
01:14:06mars davis
01:14:07he is a goat in the making
01:14:09we've had our differences
01:14:11but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death
01:14:14grace
01:14:16i'm sorry i should have called
01:14:20mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:14:27i hate to interrupt this precious family moment
01:14:30but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:14:35talk about my wife one more time
01:14:37you see this man is dangerous
01:14:40all right your disgraceful father should be in a cell
01:14:43not the biggest basketball event of the year
01:14:45and after i'm inducted into the hall of fame
01:14:48i'll make sure you never touch a basketball again
01:14:52you can't do that
01:14:54yes he can
01:14:58you can't do that
01:15:00yes he can
01:15:04that's ben billings
01:15:05the owner of the most successful franchise in history
01:15:08the scorpions
01:15:10i wouldn't fuck with him
01:15:11they're done for
01:15:12tyler murray
01:15:13he's one of the most powerful men in this room
01:15:15and with his silver vip ticket
01:15:18he's probably the guest of honor himself
01:15:21when he tells you
01:15:23to jump
01:15:25i'd say
01:15:27how high
01:15:28i don't jump off the court
01:15:30especially for small men like you
01:15:32you
01:15:33are ruining
01:15:35this prestigious
01:15:36event
01:15:37security
01:15:42remove
01:15:42this
01:15:43man
01:15:44get him out of here
01:15:46fast food fraud
01:15:47he's ruining everything
01:15:49you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:53who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders
01:15:56i'm the most powerful man in this room
01:16:01girly
01:16:02so you better learn to respect me
01:16:04oh
01:16:09you are hilarious benjamin
01:16:11that's commissioner roger gould
01:16:13if anybody can set the record straight
01:16:15it's him
01:16:16you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe
01:16:20if you're looking for the most powerful person in this room
01:16:22look no further than the man in front of you
01:16:26hell
01:16:29he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:16:38hey ronnie
01:16:39are you going senile already
01:16:41no are you
01:16:42you hand delivered us two vip silver tickets
01:16:45you know what maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement
01:16:49because the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:52and after i get into the hall of fame
01:16:54my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:59you think you're the one being honored here tonight
01:17:04as long as i have a say
01:17:07you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:17:12fine
01:17:13then it's cool
01:17:14and i taught him everything he knows
01:17:16and he listens to me
01:17:18so get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:17:20yeah
01:17:21but you gotta prove you're not useless
01:17:23get this old man out of here
01:17:25and i might take it easy on him
01:17:26you know cole's right
01:17:28if he was the inductee
01:17:30you would have the power to send me away
01:17:31you're all right
01:17:32i don't belong here with you
01:17:36i belong on that stage
01:17:39behind the podium
01:17:40the only person allowed up there
01:17:42is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:46you
01:17:46are a self-righteous
01:17:48self-centered prick
01:17:50you think that you're getting inducted
01:17:52they haven't even
01:17:53announced who has the gold ring
01:17:56you sure about that
01:18:08that looks like the one and only
01:18:09golden ring
01:18:10that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:18:16holy shit it's you
01:18:18okay
01:18:19now you're impersonating the inductee
01:18:22just when i thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:18:26i can believe it
01:18:27he's willing to take his kid's achievement
01:18:29and treat him like his own
01:18:32all right all right
01:18:33where'd you steal this from
01:18:34check the name
01:18:38no it can't be
01:18:51tonight
01:18:51it is both my honor
01:18:53and my privilege
01:18:55to induct
01:18:56a legend amongst men
01:18:58into basketball history
01:19:00please put your hands together
01:19:02and welcome into the hall of fame
01:19:06marcel
01:19:08sniper
01:19:09wallace
01:19:25congratulations
01:19:27coach combo meals the fucking sniper
01:19:30no way
01:19:31he conned you roddy
01:19:32just like he conned this whole league
01:19:33look i have proof
01:19:35that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:19:40is this what you're talking about
01:19:43i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
01:19:45i signed that as the agreement
01:19:47you forced me into it
01:19:49good enough
01:19:50i can splice something together
01:19:51this is blackmail
01:19:52you won't get away with it
01:19:54obviously this is a setup
01:19:56he's trying to frame me
01:19:57nice try
01:19:57but billings was apprehended earlier tonight
01:19:59and guess what
01:20:00he squealed like a pig
01:20:01that's right murray
01:20:03you and billings have been rigging games
01:20:05right out of the league's nose for years
01:20:07and that ends now
01:20:11this is clearly some elaborate scheme
01:20:14to keep you people distracted
01:20:16from the fact that this man
01:20:17isn't who he says he is
01:20:19i have had just about enough of you
01:20:21i can prove that marcel was
01:20:23and is
01:20:27the sniper
01:20:35this
01:20:38this is really you
01:20:40i wanted to tell you sooner
01:20:41but
01:20:41i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:46fuck this
01:20:47my guy
01:20:48i just killed you
01:20:49instead of your useless wife
01:20:50all of this would be mine
01:20:52the championships
01:20:53the glory
01:20:54the
01:20:57you
01:20:58you accused me
01:20:59of killing my wife
01:21:01and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:02stay back for me
01:21:03well i will kill him for real
01:21:07you accused me
01:21:09of killing my wife
01:21:10and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:12stay back for me
01:21:13well i will kill him for real
01:21:23no one threats my son
01:21:37enjoy prison tyler
01:21:40enjoy prison tyler
01:21:45tyler murray
01:21:46cool duncan
01:21:47you're under arrest
01:21:48for illegally breaking league games
01:21:50for progress
01:21:50you set me up billingsley
01:21:52you're a cheater
01:21:53a fucking murderer
01:21:55i never should have hired you in the first place
01:21:59from now on
01:22:00my money's on
01:22:03smite
01:22:04benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you
01:22:08and that was before you confessed to killing my wife
01:22:10it's over motherfucker
01:22:11but you promised you wouldn't say anything
01:22:13you destroyed my career
01:22:15i'm gonna fucking kill you
01:22:17we're all gonna regret this
01:22:18i'm gonna see every single one of you in court
01:22:23that's what you did for my family
01:22:41i am blessed to be here
01:22:44to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:51but first i would like to honor
01:22:54regina wallace
01:22:55a mother
01:22:57and a wife taken too soon
01:23:00but most of all
01:23:00i'd like to thank
01:23:01my son marce
01:23:03you gave me the courage to take my life back
01:23:05and
01:23:06i wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance
01:23:10i lost my mom
01:23:11and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life
01:23:34so you've got your holo fame title now
01:23:37so what do you need me for
01:23:42you were two weeks old when your mom was killed
01:23:46i didn't know what to do
01:23:48i didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:50i had so much pain and i just wanted it to go away
01:23:57i needed you
01:24:00you walked away when i was just a kid
01:24:03i know
01:24:04i abandoned you
01:24:05my son
01:24:07and i lived in fear and guilt
01:24:09and i'm sorry
01:24:11i want to believe him
01:24:13but after a lifetime of empty promises
01:24:16i'm scared he'll walk away again
01:24:21these are for you
01:24:25it's 20 letters
01:24:27i wrote one every year on your birthday
01:24:32i never forgot you
01:24:40thank you
01:24:44i love you
01:24:47i love you
01:24:47some pardon
01:24:52i can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:56there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:25:00like how you're hooking up with the cfo of the uba
01:25:06mom would want you to be happy
01:25:09so do i i guess
01:25:18i can't believe i'm dating the sniper
01:25:27your son's lucky to have you
01:25:30i'm the lucky one
01:25:33hey mars
01:25:36you want to get a burger
01:25:37you
01:25:43you
01:25:44you
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