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00:00D
00:24Packing
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Nungi Naila.
05:06Oh, I'm so happy.
05:07She's such a beautiful woman.
05:22I'm so happy.
05:24I'm so happy you could come.
05:25We decided to co-host this year.
05:27His brother, you gave him a gift, Tahira
05:29No, but you know Naila, how do you do it?
05:32He doesn't do it
05:33He doesn't do it
05:34He doesn't do it
05:35He doesn't do it
05:35He doesn't do it
05:36He doesn't do it
05:40Please eat this in the garden
05:43Eid Mubarak
05:45Eid Mubarak
05:46Eid Mubarak
05:46What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my side
05:49Okay
05:50Don't leave my side
05:52Eid Mubarak
05:53Eid Mubarak
05:54Eid Mubarak
05:55Hello ladies
05:56Eid Mubarak
05:57Eid Mubarak
05:59Eid Mubarak
06:00What is my?
06:01Seed, right?
06:02In the same seat
06:04Now he has passed, you're the eldest
06:06No, thank you, I'm fine standing
06:09Baba
06:09Go your favor
06:10Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers
06:19May you let him go?
06:22Maybe
06:22Maybe
06:23Yeah, maybe
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it
06:26No, no
06:26The Urdu is like a girl
06:27Like a girl
06:34Hey, I'm hot right now
06:38Shah, good first try
06:45Good first try
06:45But I'm going to need you to do another apology video
06:48First you forgot to say the words I'm sorry
06:51Which is kind of key to the whole thing
06:53He's buff, no?
06:55Kitty says he's gone mental
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot
06:57Sorry, can you man focus please?
07:00This is the latest
07:02So, this guy likes you
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit
07:09And the Bollywood sweet shop
07:10It's their community like ten times
07:12It feels like you're begging it
07:14Maybe
07:15Maybe
07:15Down the brow
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you
07:18Shut up man, I'm 22 mate
07:21What were you trying to get wifed off?
07:23Get it to me sooner rather than later
07:25This is not going away
07:27Hi everyone, Shah Latif here
07:29Now last night at the King's Museum
07:31A brother and I came into conflict
07:33Now I should not have reacted the way that I did
07:37And the brother in question perhaps
07:39Should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42The way that he did
07:43Nuba is a community led
07:46It's not fucking community led
07:48The fact is we're all in this together
07:50And in the future
07:51I promise to use my platform
07:52Not to lash out
07:53But to reach out
07:56Bro
07:57Nuba is for
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No
08:03Nuba
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good bro, we good
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good
08:09I'm good then
08:11Nuba, not Nuba
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus man
08:13You are distracting me
08:15Alright
08:16Yes
08:17Yo, they got them little laddus over there
08:18With the pink and green balls on them
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please
08:20I don't want laddus right now
08:22Okay, I just want to concentrate
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh yeah
08:27Shit
08:28Don't bring me no laddus
08:30Well before that
08:32Need the baby
08:36Hey
08:38Yeah, I got it
08:39It's only gone, it's only gone
08:40Hakimila, where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me
08:46So if I just die standing here alone
08:48Please
08:48Please don't do this now
08:50You left me
08:51I'm sorry
08:52I'll make it up to you
08:53My name
08:53My Salim is coming
09:00Salim
09:01Salim
09:01Mera Pachá
09:05Salim
09:10Salim
09:12Salim
09:32Salim
09:33God
09:34Grab you
09:35I can't believe my god
09:42He's pregnant. Look. No, he's not, Mummy. That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at that fresh spray. Zulfi, weakest of us all.
09:52I'm good, man. I'm good, you know.
09:54Don't leave. Shahjuh, she's coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shahbeta, can I borrow your mummy for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just going to...
10:01Okay, okay. No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:15People want more community-driven ride share options.
10:17Yes, Salim.
10:18Yes.
10:19What are you saying, bro?
10:19Yes.
10:20Look at this guy.
10:21You good?
10:21Yeah. Come, join us, man. Join us.
10:23I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:26Thank you, thank you.
10:27That's how I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah? You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass sealants.
10:36Thank you. Try it, man. Try it.
10:38And that guy's on.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:41Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June, so.
10:50Muba! Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith, so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what was your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever.
11:11No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
11:15It's not just a bit of violent disorder.
11:17It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
11:19In a way, he's a ride or die and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:23No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:30Sorry, just, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than sort of series A.
11:34You see this conversation here?
11:36This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And in fact, I'll be honest with you, it's too close.
11:43Okay, give me back my dildos then.
11:47Ah, even for me personally, the most important quality about Muba is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
11:58That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service.
12:08That's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best.
12:11Hospitality, that's our culture.
12:12One might say, the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17Going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this, you're trying to get investment from Dubai.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You been?
12:28No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with, you know, who are like, with the,
12:33but, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, man?
12:35He ain't going to let you in, bro.
12:37You don't want to go there, man.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Remember that.
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff like that.
12:45There was no need.
12:47It looks good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not going to work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:01What the?
13:02First class intazam kiya, Naila.
13:05Sano se tum si isi kha.
13:07Next year, ETH is back at yours, na?
13:08No, absolutely, yes.
13:10Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
13:13Tahira, boora mat maano.
13:31I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukhaya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, na?
13:52And Bichariya, honey, go there.
13:54She doesn't know anything.
13:55She was...
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:09Really?
14:09Yeah, good.
14:13It's all good.
14:15First class.
14:17I'm sorry.
14:29I'm sorry.
14:31I'm sorry.
14:33I'm sorry.
14:38I'm sorry.
14:42I got mine.
14:45I'm sorry.
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room, record it and send it back now before it's too fucking
15:22late.
15:23Okay?
15:28For fuck's sake.
15:46Yeah.
15:51Yeah.
15:58Yeah.
16:11Yeah.
16:14Yeah.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Yeah.
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Yeah.
16:27He's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:33Yeah.
16:34Let's just be real about what this is because this is something, right?
17:06Me and you both know it.
17:07Emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11All right?
17:11Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:16Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:20What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:23It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off.
17:25Really?
17:25Yeah.
17:26Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay.
17:28I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi.
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Salim, yeah.
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saeed gone, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58I think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond,
18:16an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latif is exchanging his political art
18:20for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men
18:24who think that by becoming our oppressor
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDB pic to look more white.
18:30Come on.
18:32Come on.
18:43Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa Allah.
18:48Allahu Akbar.
18:53Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum
18:59that was both unfortunate and avoidable.
19:01And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:04Fucking pathetic.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:09Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum,
19:14I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little TikTok, you little.
19:33You little.
19:38Assalamuallahu Liman Hamidah.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, is this Sid?
20:08Uh, yeah.
20:10Hi.
20:11Hi.
20:11This is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say.
20:18I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:30I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:41I was going to call my lawyers,
20:43but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47I can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
20:59Do you?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I...
21:04I guess so.
21:05Nice, man.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07Alright.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14How will you do?
21:15Alright.
21:16Safe.
21:16Safe.
21:18Ah!
21:29What is it?
21:30What is it?
21:31What is it?
21:32What is it?
21:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:34Papa?
21:35Yeah, what?
21:36Are you all right?
21:37Yeah.
21:37What happened?
21:37He fell.
21:38Move, bro.
21:39Why was I praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41Oh, you want to sit down?
21:42Yeah.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how's your breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to be?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:51Don't come up me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero and you're never around.
21:54Alright, alright.
21:55Come down, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Uncle, do you want to get a blanket or something?
22:04What?
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Brother?
22:07Are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bitta.
22:14Alright, alright.
22:15Shaz, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad, he's your dad.
22:19What?
22:20Shaz, you.
22:21You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my...
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's
22:29dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31He's just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came here to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweet little minicap driver.
22:38Hey, shut up, allow it, allow it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:41He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42Why are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chersing.
22:49I love her.
22:50I...
22:50What the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking...
22:52Are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to her pig's head in the freezer.
22:57What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to her.
22:59Shaz, are you talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey!
23:07Enough!
23:10Hello, Shazoo.
23:12What are you talking about?
23:13Why are you saying that to me?
23:15Shazoo.
23:15Why are you saying that to me?
23:15No, no.
23:16I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27Alright?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless stinking,
23:32bitch-a-bucky, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:35I've got a problem, Mama.
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro.
23:38Shut up!
24:10Are your friends?
24:21Do, friend.
24:23I amcciones by regards with disrespect to his every usable bun.
24:26I have urge on earth to depart at this time.
24:31I have come on to 49amine.
24:33The sun we found at this time.
24:34I have STARTed with my Sociedad and miami,
24:35or
24:37surat ko hi aram ki
24:40ghoonki pilwa
24:41magar joše tamanna
24:43ڈaal kar
24:44aek qatra dhe
24:46magar qatre me
24:48dharia ڈaal kar
24:49aysa qi
24:51teri khair
24:53tere may
24:54qadhe ki khair
25:08I'm sorry.
25:35.
26:05.
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