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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy
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00:00:02new intimacy level unlocked new skin dangerously hot is equipped
00:00:18you're staring you like what you see maybe
00:00:30when are you gonna tell me who you really are you know who i really am i'm valley queen 33
00:00:35such a dumb username oh okay guacamole wizard 275 don't talk to me about dumb usernames
00:00:41you know you're lucky you're cute you don't even know what i look like
00:00:45well i would if you agreed to meet me in person or at least a photo maybe someday
00:00:56crap i'm late good luck scholarship queen
00:01:02who needs luck when i have my talisman to remind me of my knight
00:01:09in the game of castle claimers i might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight
00:01:14but on my first day at edmund's academy i feel like a peasant
00:01:19watch it this isn't public school
00:01:24forget your training wheels at least i have my knight's charm to help me get through the day
00:01:40stop stop stop stop stop the car
00:01:44no
00:01:47my knight's special talisman ruined
00:01:56he's so hot
00:01:57hey i told you to stop the car
00:02:05oh my god he's cool he's so hot
00:02:13hey what is wrong with you didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car
00:02:17okay i see you now new girl what do you want me to start
00:02:22what are you talking about
00:02:25i thought you were one of my fans
00:02:27no i'm not one of your fans
00:02:31you just broke something that's really important to me
00:02:33yeah i break a lot of ice buttercup
00:02:35okay
00:02:38you should know that
00:02:40i don't know who you are
00:02:41but you were a
00:02:43you were a
00:02:46asshole
00:02:51all right
00:02:52i broke something of yours
00:02:55sure but
00:02:56hey
00:02:57you got my attention
00:03:00so in that case
00:03:02we're even
00:03:08don't do it hayley
00:03:11have a good day
00:03:14don't do it
00:03:24now we're even
00:03:25my last thought better not be broken
00:03:27i can't lose my connection to valley queen
00:03:35you just made the wrong enemy
00:03:38you just made the wrong enemy
00:03:41i'm going to make every classroom
00:03:44every hallway
00:03:45and every rumor
00:03:47in this school
00:03:48your personal nightmare
00:03:50i'm going to make your life
00:03:51a living hell
00:03:53what's going on
00:03:54cole's fighting
00:03:54the new girl
00:03:55now cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:57yeah
00:03:57idiot
00:03:58i can see that
00:04:01just met an unhinged person
00:04:02good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:05same
00:04:06ran into a certified asshole
00:04:09can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:13cole do you need help
00:04:14i can help you
00:04:17the new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:19this bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off michael
00:04:23but he's not your cole
00:04:24shut up lindsey
00:04:26he's not yet
00:04:31hi i'm jen and this is lindsey
00:04:35hi i'm hailey so nice to meet you your first day jitters
00:04:38it's totally understandable we want to make sure you feel really welcome and so i'll take you to your locker
00:04:43come in
00:04:44come in
00:04:45right there
00:04:46let's go
00:04:49uh there you go
00:04:51thanks so much
00:05:00oh
00:05:14you're welcome new girl honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:25guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:30get it back
00:05:31hold on
00:05:34hey if you go to edmunds academy you should come to locker 83 right now send
00:05:39here now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:44so when can i meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt
00:05:47i'm your friend first max at least check on me
00:05:50oh is it the online level
00:05:52ah chill please
00:05:57no way
00:05:58hey what is it
00:06:00now the queen goes to the school
00:06:07please ignore that
00:06:08someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:10send
00:06:15what is wrong with you
00:06:16you mess with cole edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:19edmunds
00:06:20what you don't know that his family owns the whole school
00:06:24wow you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you
00:06:29stop recording me
00:06:32jen
00:06:32jen is a new girl
00:06:33wait
00:06:34is the new girl valley queen
00:06:39there's no way the new girl is valley queen
00:06:41could it be
00:06:43jen
00:06:45ew
00:06:49your enemy is our enemy goal
00:06:51and i just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:54no chances jen
00:06:55so is it
00:06:57she does look kinda cute
00:07:01you
00:07:06please ignore that
00:07:07someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:10what was i thinking
00:07:11of course she's not my online lover
00:07:17hey
00:07:18hey there buttercup
00:07:19keep walking hayley
00:07:20just keep walking
00:07:22you got a problem with shaving this morning or
00:07:25my name's hayley
00:07:26wow hayley
00:07:28i think you uh
00:07:30you used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:34what a coincidence
00:07:36so did you
00:07:37oh no
00:07:40oh i'm sorry
00:07:42i forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:44you're just a man child
00:07:45follicle issues
00:07:50whoever ends up with her i must have failed an eye exam
00:08:06i was so relieved to see you
00:08:07something happened today
00:08:09i lost the game i thought i'd never see you again
00:08:12i think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:15and
00:08:16what is this
00:08:17what i think it is
00:08:18is i wanna be with you
00:08:20and you wanna be with me
00:08:23as more than just friends
00:08:26oh thank god
00:08:27i honestly want that more than anything
00:08:29you're my soul mate
00:08:30i like you so much
00:08:32okay well since we're dating now
00:08:35i'm ready to send my photo
00:08:37wait really
00:08:39yeah
00:08:41get ready
00:08:47okay
00:08:47no face
00:08:50just the boobs
00:08:51is it a bad idea
00:08:53but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:55pg-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:57all the kids do this
00:08:59all the kids do this
00:08:59you'll love it
00:09:04oh
00:09:04this lighting hates me
00:09:05come on hayley
00:09:07confidence
00:09:08you literally fight dragons online
00:09:15okay
00:09:16okay
00:09:16yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:18oh my god
00:09:23seriously
00:09:24hello
00:09:26anyone
00:09:28don't look at me
00:09:33don't look at me
00:09:34don't look at me
00:09:34we're trying not for viable are we
00:09:35i don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:37get out
00:09:39fine
00:09:39ow
00:09:41dammit
00:09:45come on
00:09:48do
00:09:58do
00:09:59do
00:10:01do
00:10:03do
00:10:04do
00:10:04do
00:10:20you're helping me
00:10:21I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:30excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:32I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:34that is shocking
00:10:36yeah, actually, and he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:40flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:43my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:44funny
00:10:46okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:50fine by me
00:10:53oh, I didn't get home
00:10:56I love the purple bra, by the way
00:10:58I like it in a weird way
00:11:00not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever
00:11:03would you just get out of here?
00:11:14hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:17Jen, red alert, Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:21I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:26don't be a coward
00:11:27or just send it
00:11:28Jen
00:11:32oh my god
00:11:34here goes nothing
00:11:43still no response?
00:11:45don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:50give it back
00:11:51why?
00:11:52you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:55oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:57honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:12:00did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:01mm-hmm
00:12:02got it
00:12:05what are you doing?
00:12:12what are you doing?
00:12:20oh my god
00:12:33oh shit
00:12:34oh
00:12:36yo, what's going on?
00:12:37dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:39what?
00:12:40yeah
00:12:54come on
00:12:55come on
00:12:56let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:13:00stop, delete it please, delete it
00:13:02strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip
00:13:07chit, chit, chit, chit
00:13:13oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:21oh my god
00:13:23oh, cool, your enemy is kind of hot
00:13:27since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:29why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:34Jen, no
00:13:34no, no, no, no
00:13:35no, no, no, stop
00:13:36Oh my god!
00:13:38Get off me!
00:13:40Get off me!
00:13:45Get off me!
00:13:46Oh my god!
00:13:48Oh my god!
00:13:50Oh my god!
00:13:51Get off me!
00:13:53My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:58Get off me!
00:14:01Stop it!
00:14:03Oh my god!
00:14:04Oh my god!
00:14:12Hey.
00:14:13You okay?
00:14:16Give that to me.
00:14:24Now give the phone back Jan.
00:14:26What the hell call?
00:14:28I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:34How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:36Not good, huh?
00:14:37Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:39I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:41And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:44Why are you even defending her?
00:14:45She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:48There you go.
00:14:50Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:52And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:54You hear me?
00:14:56Yes!
00:14:59Hey, where are you?
00:15:00Cole is on my side now?
00:15:02Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:04I just need to be alone.
00:15:06Haley!
00:15:11Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:13And he said we were enemies.
00:15:15But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:21Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:23Love you, Mom.
00:15:26Wait, Mom.
00:15:31Do people change?
00:15:35Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:40Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:16:00Tough day, huh?
00:16:02There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:04They're my favorite.
00:16:06Noted. Is that all?
00:16:08The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:10I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:12and keep my scholarship.
00:16:15I'm really proud of you.
00:16:18And then there's this guy.
00:16:19He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time
00:16:22he's super contradictory.
00:16:23It's so confusing.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:28Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:30No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:31I like you. Only you.
00:16:39I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:41You did?
00:16:41Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:43I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:45That sounds amazing.
00:16:47When? With?
00:16:48About after school.
00:16:49At the balcony.
00:16:51I'll bring flowers.
00:16:52Deal.
00:17:01I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:13Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:22Call me, father.
00:17:24I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:26Defending that nobody.
00:17:28Haley girl.
00:17:29He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:31Are those for her?
00:17:36What the fuck?!
00:17:41What the fuck?!
00:17:42I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:44Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:47That whole family is trash.
00:17:49Stay away from her.
00:17:50And what if I say no?
00:17:52Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:54Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:56What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:59I'm almost 18.
00:18:01Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:18:02I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:08safe.
00:18:09You're sick.
00:18:12It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:19Oh, hi.
00:18:21I'm Haley.
00:18:22Yes.
00:18:23Mm-hmm.
00:18:24So nice to meet you.
00:18:26God.
00:18:27I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:29But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:34Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:36You're so nice.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Fail.
00:18:47Guacamole wizard.
00:18:49Ew.
00:18:50You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend.
00:18:53Pathetic.
00:18:54Maybe he's married.
00:18:55Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:57And maybe he's sitting on his back with you.
00:19:01I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:04Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:06Oh, no.
00:19:07We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:08We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:11And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:16Eat it.
00:19:28Call me.
00:19:29So you think that you can just humiliate me?
00:19:31In front of the entire school?
00:19:34You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:35So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:38Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:40Oh, and by the way,
00:19:42Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:43Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:45Like me.
00:19:50I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:59Cole again?
00:20:00Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:03Pick it up.
00:20:04Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:06It's ketchup.
00:20:07Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:12Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:22Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:24Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:26So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:29You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:34I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:44Got it?
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:45Let's go.
00:20:47What are you looking at?
00:20:52Got it?
00:20:53Let's go.
00:21:01Uh, thank you.
00:21:04Wow.
00:21:06Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:10Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:12I just...
00:21:13I happened to see you.
00:21:16Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:18My boyfriend actually.
00:21:22Well, he...
00:21:24He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:26Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:29Maybe you got into a nice thing.
00:21:32Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:35You thought we were enemies.
00:21:37I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:40I'm not that annoying.
00:21:42Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:44Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:46Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:48I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:56How'd that online boyfriend years make you fall for her?
00:22:02He...
00:22:02He makes me feel safe.
00:22:05You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:11You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:14Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:20Does he...
00:22:21Let you touch him like this?
00:22:32If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:36No, my...
00:22:38My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:43In the game.
00:22:45Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:53Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:55Oh, yeah.
00:22:59Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:23:02I can see why he likes you.
00:23:05Oh, yeah.
00:23:14I can't do this.
00:23:17I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:20He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:23He loves me for who I am.
00:23:26That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:30I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:40Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:44Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It's...
00:23:49It's nothing.
00:23:50Cole, who are you?
00:23:55What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:57It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:24:01Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:04You live such a tough life.
00:24:10What was I thinking?
00:24:11We are from two different worlds.
00:24:14He just wants to play with me.
00:24:15But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:22Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:25I... got into a car accident.
00:24:27Really? Are you okay?
00:24:28You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:30He was right.
00:24:32Who?
00:24:32Nobody.
00:24:33Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:36No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:39You need to see me in style.
00:24:41Fine. If you say so.
00:24:43So...
00:24:44Are we going to prom together?
00:24:46Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:52Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:55Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:12Oh, you.
00:25:14Oh, me.
00:25:15Why is she so lucky?
00:25:17Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:20People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:23I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:25Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:32You finished it?
00:25:34It's okay.
00:25:35We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:37I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:38I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:41Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:44What is he trying to do?
00:25:46It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:49I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:53Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:05So, are you going to prom?
00:26:07Yeah, well, I don't know.
00:26:10So you have a date?
00:26:12Or shall I say victim?
00:26:14Are you jealous of me?
00:26:16Me? Jealous?
00:26:18No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:19Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:21You are so full of yourself.
00:26:24You can do this on your own.
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:28No way.
00:26:29It's a self-locking door.
00:26:31Really?
00:26:32Ms. Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:34I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:34I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:37Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:39I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:42Don't worry.
00:26:45We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:58That was my first kiss.
00:27:02My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:05It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:19You're really good at this.
00:27:21One day when you regret it.
00:27:23You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:41No, I'm not.
00:27:43You're just a little scared.
00:27:45No, I don't know.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:49I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:54Do you want me?
00:27:57I want you.
00:28:02Oh, shit.
00:28:07Anyone in here?
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:12How long have you two been in here?
00:28:13I really need to change this lock.
00:28:15Are you two okay?
00:28:17Oh.
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:18Yeah, we're good.
00:28:19We're okay.
00:28:20That's great.
00:28:20I don't know if you're happy.
00:28:27You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:30What didn't happen?
00:28:31Hey, wait.
00:28:32It's just hormones.
00:28:35Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:37Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:39Wait, car accident?
00:28:41Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47I gotta go.
00:28:56Guacamole wizard.
00:28:58Huh?
00:29:00Are you all better after your car accident?
00:29:03Do I know you?
00:29:04No.
00:29:04Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:06Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:08Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:11You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:14She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:17He was in a real car accident.
00:29:18According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:21I can't take this anymore.
00:29:22Cole, wait.
00:29:25Oh, shit.
00:29:30What's up, guys?
00:29:32Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:34Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:38Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:41Hey.
00:29:42I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:45They're your favorite, right?
00:29:48How did you know that?
00:29:50Tough day, huh?
00:29:51There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:54They're my favorite.
00:29:55He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:57Could he?
00:30:04The truth is, um...
00:30:05A dickhead?
00:30:08Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:09You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:19There it goes again.
00:30:20Cole is jealous.
00:30:22We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:23We don't have a problem.
00:30:25We don't have a problem.
00:30:27Right?
00:30:28Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:31Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:36I have the ball now.
00:30:37Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:41Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:44Maybe I can use that.
00:30:48Jake!
00:30:49Hey!
00:30:50What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:54Wait, seriously?
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:55Just one little catch.
00:30:56You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:31:02All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:05If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:08I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:12But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:16You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:18I'm thinking.
00:31:19About the report or about him?
00:31:21Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:23We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:26Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:27No, you don't.
00:31:29How do you know that?
00:31:29You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:31Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:33You have no idea.
00:31:39Oh, my God.
00:31:41Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:56Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:32:10Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:12Too cheesy?
00:32:14No, it's cute.
00:32:16The accident?
00:32:17The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:19He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:20So, um, what do you think?
00:32:23You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:26I...
00:32:26I should feel happy.
00:32:28But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:32Hey, can we not?
00:32:36Hey, can we not?
00:32:39Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:40My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:44And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:46Wow.
00:32:47That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:49Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:51Is this weak shit?
00:32:55Oh, my God.
00:33:03Wow.
00:33:04He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:11Wait, I can't.
00:33:13Colt, put me down.
00:33:14Put me down.
00:33:15Put me down.
00:33:17Don't do that again.
00:33:31New couple alert.
00:33:33Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:34Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:36You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:38And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:43Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:46I might say yes.
00:33:49Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:54Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:56We're both hot, and we're both rich, and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:34:03How romantic?
00:34:04I think I'll pass.
00:34:07You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:11Oh, here they come.
00:34:12Hi.
00:34:14If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:19What should we wear to prom?
00:34:21I'm on a roll and the dean's list.
00:34:25Yeah.
00:34:31I'll talk to you later.
00:34:33I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:34Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:35Bye.
00:34:36He's so different.
00:34:38Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:43Hayley?
00:34:44Hayley?
00:34:46Hayley?
00:34:47Hayley?
00:34:50Hayley?
00:34:52Jeez.
00:34:54God.
00:35:00Here, I'll get it.
00:35:01Yeah, I'll get it.
00:35:06Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:09I don't care.
00:35:10I do care.
00:35:13Hayley?
00:35:14Hayley?
00:35:21Hayley?
00:35:24Hayley?
00:35:30Don't go to prom and check.
00:35:32I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:34He doesn't even know you.
00:35:36And you do?
00:35:37How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:39That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:41Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:45I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:47The first day.
00:35:49You were watching me?
00:35:51Just don't go to prom and check.
00:35:53I don't know.
00:36:07Move.
00:36:09Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:36:12Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:15Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:17Obviously, I do.
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:19Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:21Um, what do I do?
00:36:24I've got a few ideas.
00:36:31Hey, look.
00:36:33Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:35All right, I promise.
00:36:36Yeah?
00:36:36Really, like who?
00:36:37I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:41And you.
00:36:42But you're not asking me.
00:36:45Hey.
00:36:47Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:48Hey, Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:54The other night?
00:36:55Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:37:00You're so sexy.
00:37:02Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:06I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:14And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:18Oh, shit.
00:37:20Oh, shit.
00:37:22Oh, shit.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:41What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:45Shit.
00:37:46It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:48I've got to save Cole.
00:37:49I mean, Jake.
00:37:50I've got to save Jake.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:37:57Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:38:00Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:38:03After school, don't be late.
00:38:21Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:23Can we keep you company?
00:38:25It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:30The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:32Oh, sure.
00:38:35So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:40No.
00:38:41He lied about that.
00:38:43I don't know why, though.
00:38:44Good.
00:38:46You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:51Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:54I could kill him.
00:38:58Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:39:03Okay, fine.
00:39:04I won't.
00:39:08Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:12Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:23Oh, my God.
00:39:24I am so fed up with this.
00:39:43I'm so sorry.
00:39:45Hey, Trips.
00:39:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:48Jet.
00:39:49What?
00:39:49It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:54They're dead.
00:39:56They're both dead.
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:40:04Oh.
00:40:06What are you?
00:40:06Are you almost crying?
00:40:09It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:12Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:23Wait.
00:40:25Now, what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:28Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:30Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:31It's baking soda and water.
00:40:33You're fine.
00:40:33Detention.
00:40:34Today, after school.
00:40:36Shit.
00:40:38Shit.
00:40:48Jake, hey.
00:40:50Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:52Got to get to student council.
00:40:56Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:58The rice trick?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04You don't know about the...
00:41:06Come on.
00:41:19Hey.
00:41:20Um, Ella.
00:41:23It's Emma.
00:41:24Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:26Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:29Amazing.
00:41:36Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:39We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:43No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:45It means...
00:41:46It means I can't...
00:41:48Can't what?
00:41:52I talked to a friend online.
00:41:54He's really important to me.
00:41:59And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:11You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:19Okay, okay.
00:42:20I get it.
00:42:24You're kind of sweet.
00:42:30Hey, you look at that.
00:42:32Oh, my God.
00:42:36Oh, my God.
00:42:37You're a miracle worker.
00:42:44Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:46You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:48Shut up, Ella.
00:42:50It's Emma.
00:42:51Whatever.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:06Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:43:09How are things in the castle?
00:43:12What?
00:43:12What?
00:43:13What?
00:43:15Valley Whore?
00:43:17What are they talking about?
00:43:33Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:37Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:40Oh, my God.
00:43:41Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:44Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:48Show him what you really like.
00:44:08Here you go.
00:44:10Here, this is for you.
00:44:15Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:17You hacked my laptop?
00:44:20Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:21It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:22But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:25What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:28What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:30No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:32Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:36Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:45:05Stop it!
00:45:06Stop!
00:45:06Stop!
00:45:09I thought I'd said the janitor's in time.
00:45:15Jane!
00:45:16Hey!
00:45:16Hey!
00:45:18Now's the time.
00:45:20Tell them.
00:45:21Tell them what?
00:45:22That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:25Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:28Here you go.
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:33Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:35Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:40What?
00:45:40Why would you do that?
00:45:42Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:43Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:45Jake, is this true?
00:45:48Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:51Sorry.
00:45:53It was nothing personal?
00:45:59Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:09All right, all right, all right, all right, enough!
00:46:11What in the world is going on here?
00:46:13Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:15That's all him.
00:46:16Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:23Let me get this straight.
00:46:24You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:28It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:30It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:32Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:35Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:38You think that's what it could be?
00:46:39Who cares?
00:46:40I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:45So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:46What?
00:46:47Not over my dead body.
00:46:49Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:52I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:53No, no, please don't.
00:46:55Please.
00:46:56Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:58Max's dad called.
00:46:59He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:47:01You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:47:04End of discussion.
00:47:06End of discussion.
00:47:09End of discussion.
00:47:12Come on, you big coward.
00:47:13Message him.
00:47:15Just do it, just do it.
00:47:19You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:27I could never think that.
00:47:34But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:36Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:37I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:44I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:47If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:48:01You got this, Haley.
00:48:03Just take a deep breath.
00:48:04You got this.
00:48:05You got this.
00:48:09You look beautiful.
00:48:13Thank you, Mom.
00:48:25Thank you, Mom.
00:48:34Hey, Haley.
00:48:34I'm glad you came.
00:48:36You look so pretty.
00:48:37Hi.
00:48:38Hey, Max.
00:48:39Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:41I mean...
00:48:41No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:43You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:45They don't care about shit.
00:48:46Get drunk, girl.
00:48:48Woo!
00:48:51Yeah.
00:49:01What are you doing here, Valley Whore?
00:49:06Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:08Hey, everyone.
00:49:09Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:49:11Valley Whore!
00:49:15Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:17What have I even done to you?
00:49:19To me?
00:49:19Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:22because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:25those are concerning.
00:49:26Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:29Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:31She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:33Pervy princess!
00:49:36Pervy princess!
00:49:37Pervy princess!
00:49:39Pervy princess!
00:49:42Eh, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:44Leave me alone.
00:49:46Is there a fire?
00:49:48Okay, reset off the alarm.
00:50:02Paul?
00:50:40Are you...
00:50:42Him?
00:50:44Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:47Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:49Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:51No, I'm not.
00:50:52Yes, you are.
00:50:54It's okay.
00:50:55You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:58So you two.
00:50:59This whole time.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:04I am such an idiot.
00:51:06Haley, wait.
00:51:11Haley, wait.
00:51:13Please, Elise, take my jacket.
00:51:15You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:51:17you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:18Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:20I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:21Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:23I guess you.
00:51:24Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:27I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:30What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:33What are you...
00:51:42Who is that?
00:51:43I don't know.
00:51:44Just the devil.
00:51:47Get in the car.
00:51:51I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:53Cole, get in the car.
00:51:54Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:56and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:57Haley.
00:51:58I already assumed that's who this was.
00:52:01Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:52:02So, you're the scholarship trash
00:52:05that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:08Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:10My son is going to marry a good girl
00:52:12from a respectable family.
00:52:14And that's not you.
00:52:16You will be forgotten.
00:52:18You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:20And your mom works for me.
00:52:21Stay away from him.
00:52:24Or I swear to God,
00:52:25your mother is fired.
00:52:28Dad, stop!
00:52:29Don't you touch my family.
00:52:31I'll stay away.
00:52:33Hey, come on.
00:52:34You don't mean that.
00:52:37I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:40I hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:42and your elitist ideas of what you think
00:52:44a good person looks like.
00:52:46I hate everything about you.
00:52:48I hate all of it.
00:52:49I don't want any part of it.
00:52:52So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:56Haley.
00:53:00Fuck this.
00:53:02That's me.
00:53:06No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:09Ever since mom died,
00:53:10you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:53:12Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:13Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:15I promised your mother
00:53:16I would make you a success, son.
00:53:18Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:28Hi, Haley.
00:53:29I'm Emma.
00:53:30I know who you are.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:32I just felt kind of bad
00:53:35that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life,
00:53:37so I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:40Goodness new.
00:53:45Oh, wow.
00:53:47Thanks, Emma.
00:53:49Okay, bye.
00:53:54One down, one to go.
00:53:57You're so cool.
00:53:58I know, Emma.
00:54:00Wanna go to prom?
00:54:01Why not?
00:54:03Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:54:10Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:54:12Hi, Max.
00:54:13And Max's friend.
00:54:14Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:16Cole's grounded.
00:54:17Oh, he is?
00:54:19But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:22What can I say, Max?
00:54:24Actions have consequences.
00:54:26Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:28Well, that really sucks,
00:54:30because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:34We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:37Cole, my son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:41He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:44Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:46And we just have to give him back
00:54:46this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:48so we can get back to his very important
00:54:50and very respectable budgetary work.
00:55:01Go away!
00:55:05Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:08Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:10I brought you my laptop
00:55:11and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:13Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:15What's going on?
00:55:16Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:18You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:20You can be together.
00:55:21Just log into this stupid game
00:55:23and tell the girl who you love
00:55:24who you really are.
00:55:26No.
00:55:27I'll tell her myself.
00:55:29Stick me in your car.
00:55:37Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:41Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:42I just need some time alone.
00:55:52Open the door.
00:55:53Wait, what?
00:55:55He's here?
00:56:04It's you.
00:56:06I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:56:10Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was
00:56:11from the very beginning.
00:56:12and my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:56:14and I had to wait a really long time
00:56:17to tell you who I was.
00:56:18I got my inheritance.
00:56:20And I can protect you and your family,
00:56:21so you don't have to choose.
00:56:35Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:39If you don't love me the way you love
00:56:42guacamole wizard, but
00:56:45I need you to know I love you.
00:56:59Cole, I love you.
00:57:01You do?
00:57:02Yes, you idiot.
00:57:04I've loved you for months.
00:57:06I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:57:09was so confusing, though,
00:57:10because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:57:13But you're him.
00:57:15You didn't expect her.
00:57:17I...
00:57:17I mean, I...
00:57:19I always hoped it was you.
00:57:22Until you hoped it was her.
00:57:24Yes.
00:57:25I hoped it was you.
00:57:26You were always there for me.
00:57:30You're hot, man.
00:57:32You're really fucking hot.
00:57:38Hey, uh...
00:57:39There are those things I said we could do.
00:57:42You ever go?
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:48Take my clothes off.
00:57:49You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:53And I'm so beyond you.
00:57:56Just beyond me.
00:57:58I'm so beyond you.
00:58:06Just beyond me.
00:58:12Okay, so...
00:58:14What do you think?
00:58:1610 out of 10.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:18What do again?
00:58:19I'll get sex for sex with me, specifically.
00:58:22I've only ever had sex with you, specifically.
00:58:25All right.
00:58:26All right, that's fair.
00:58:27I'll, uh...
00:58:28I'll take that as a win.
00:58:34What is my life now?
00:58:36Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:38Mm.
00:58:39Oh, God, no.
00:58:40I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:44No, I'll just...
00:58:45I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:47There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:49I'll take it a minute now.
00:58:51Stop it.
00:58:55Um...
00:58:56So...
00:58:56Isn't Promenade?
00:58:58I think you know if it's Promenade.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:03But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:59:08Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:59:10Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jake kind of gave me to a joke.
00:59:14Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:59:15I don't want to hear it.
00:59:17Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:59:19But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:22Wait here.
00:59:26I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:30Who would have guessed?
00:59:36I thought...
00:59:37Only the best for my princess.
00:59:39Where did you get that?
00:59:42I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:59:46might have wanted to go to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:52Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:58Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
01:00:02Cole, are you here?
01:00:05Cole, are you here?
01:00:08Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
01:00:11I see you, Cole.
01:00:12You are a big pro.
01:00:30Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:33You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:38Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:42I'm ready.
01:00:50What do you think?
01:00:55My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:01:01Uh-uh-uh.
01:01:02I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:01:05You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:01:0820 more minutes.
01:01:09We're in.
01:01:11Deal.
01:01:14Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:01:19I hear we have a winner.
01:01:22And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:27Jen Longfellow.
01:01:31Oh, my God.
01:01:33Thank you guys so much.
01:01:36Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:37I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:40Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:47Oh, my God.
01:01:48That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:51Haley's fine.
01:01:52Since where did she get?
01:01:53What?
01:01:57Hey, or, uh...
01:01:59This time that's up.
01:02:00No.
01:02:01But who cares?
01:02:11I am the queen, okay?
01:02:13She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:16Come on.
01:02:17Everyone say it with me.
01:02:18Pervy princess.
01:02:19Pervy princess.
01:02:20Pervy princess.
01:02:24Pervy princess.
01:02:26Wait.
01:02:27Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:28What are those?
01:02:29Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:31Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:34His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:38Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:40If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:43I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:46Is this real?
01:02:47Jen's crazy.
01:02:50Who did this?
01:02:52Who did this?
01:02:56What?
01:02:57You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:03:00You little shit.
01:03:02You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:03:10But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:03:15And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:19You can't do that.
01:03:21I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:32There was no internship.
01:03:35You lied to me.
01:03:43Hayley, catch.
01:03:49My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:52Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:54Oh.
01:03:55Yeah, no can do.
01:03:57All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on her shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:04:03humor.
01:04:03Oh, how can I refuse?
01:04:11Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:04:15We are going home right now.
01:04:19You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:04:21Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:04:23You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:28Yet you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:31And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:33And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:36And best believe me, I can.
01:04:39I'll say this.
01:04:40That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:46Joy pride.
01:04:53I am so proud of you.
01:04:57I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:05:00That was terrifying.
01:05:02It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:05:06I love you, Bella Queen.
01:05:08I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:05:10Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:05:12Yeah, you do.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:13Oh, my God.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:20Oh, my God.
01:05:22Oh, my God.
01:05:25Oh, my God.
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