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00:06you
00:24Paki
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05He's Mubarak.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07Such a beautiful woman.
05:23So happy you could come.
05:25So we've decided to co-host this year
05:27His brother, you've done it, Tahira
05:29No, but you know, Naila, how do you do it?
05:32She doesn't do it
05:34I'm not going to do it for decoration
05:35I'm in Shaju's penthouse
05:39Eat in the garden
05:42Please eat it
05:43Eid Mubarak
05:44Eid Mubarak
05:46Eid Mubarak
05:46What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight
05:49Okay
05:49Don't leave my sight
05:52Eid Mubarak
05:53Eid Mubarak
05:54She's coming
05:55Hello ladies
05:56Eid Mubarak
05:57Eid Mubarak
05:58Ah
05:59What is my?
06:00Sit, right?
06:03Insane seat
06:03Ah
06:04Now he has passed, you're the eldest
06:06No, thank you, I'm fine standing
06:09Baba
06:09Go your favor
06:10Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers
06:18I'm letting go
06:22Maybe, yeah, maybe
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it
06:26No, no
06:26I don't think we're going to call them
06:28Yes
06:34Let's get to the administration
06:34I'll mention that to the married men
06:53He's buff, no?
06:55Keith says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you man focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Sir, this guy likes you.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood suite shop,
07:10it's their community, like, ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it. What is a problem?
07:18I like you.
07:18What's up, man? I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wife-ed up?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42the way that he did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:52not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro?
07:57Nuba is full of...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No.
08:04Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good. Are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro. We good?
08:07No, I'm good. Are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09I'm good, then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15All right.
08:15Yes.
08:17Yo, they got them little laddus over there
08:18with the pink and green balls on it.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding on me sand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:30Before that...
08:51My name is Salim.
09:00Salim...
09:01Salim...
09:01My little child.
09:06Salim...
09:11Salim...
09:12Salim...
09:15Salim...
09:34Look, Mr. Dubai.
09:37Look at him, the dancing monkey.
09:39Doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
09:43Look.
09:43No, he's not, mummy.
09:44That was a joke that I just made.
09:45oh look at that fresh spray Zulfi weakest of us all
09:54don't leave she's coming don't shut it down can I borrow your money for a minute I need my ghost
09:59in the kitchen okay we're just gonna okay okay no no let's go let's go let's go let's go our
10:08KPI
10:08is the most interesting thing about this okay it's the retention of the customer base off to
10:12that discount period you know it's off the charts people want more community driven ride share
10:17yes Salim yes we same bro yes good yes guy you good yeah come join us man yeah I got
10:25you some
10:26loaders bro thank you thank you so I never got your number how you been I've been good bro yeah
10:30you've been breaking shit what do you mean by that glass ceilings thank you try man trying
10:38and that guy's arm it's just a fracture hey just to bring this back to what we're talking about
10:43before you got here yeah um you know our number of drivers are growing by the day we'll be in
10:48all
10:48key five bars by June so Muba sick idea innit I've been there from day one I remember bro I'm
10:53so proud
10:54of this guy Gus Smith so proud and you know what's amazing he's always been an entrepreneur if anything
10:58you just went from selling grams to Instagram just out of interest what was the what's your credit
11:07situation with the criminal record and everything no no problems whatsoever no issues and and just for
11:12clarity and I didn't go inside for selling mall it's not just five bit of island disorder it was
11:18it's self-defense it was in a way he's a ride or die and he was there for me any
11:22credit issues though no
11:23credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got right so if you need any credit you
11:28need financing just talk to me sorry just I was on the impression we were coming in seed round
11:32rather than source series a through this conversation here this is in fact that the closest he's been to
11:39the business all right in five years it's too close okay give me about my dildos it I you know
11:48for me
11:48personally the most important quality about Muba is in fact the quality of the relationships we're not
11:55just there for them when we want because that's bullshit that's fake and anyway I've always had a
12:06passion for customer services it's my thing that's one thing I picked up in Dubai that's what we do
12:11best hospitality that's our culture one might say the Muslim way of doing business I love the idea
12:17I'm gonna present it to the guys see what they say well you're taking this you're trying to get
12:22investment from Dubai yeah okay yeah you've been no no I'm just saying you know Dubai works for
12:31people with all that but I mean what the fuck's this guy gonna do in Dubai but he gonna let
12:36you
12:36in bro you don't want to go there man I'm all in yeah remember that
12:43he was disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need they lose good
12:48Shah got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up with that background
12:54if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich asshole also you forgot to
12:59say sorry again what the first class interzaam kia Naila
13:06next year read this back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in this year
13:12Naila Taira Bura Mat Mano sab kush teek hai na karme thank you hey kush ne just because uh
13:23maya cha juu dekhi or jujie laga I worry for him for all of you it's so much pressure that's
13:32very kind
13:33of you to worry now I see a bit of your sister in him
13:44does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to he has me look I had you too but she needed
13:50more help
13:51na but bichari any go dekho she doesn't know anything she was I love please it's all good my son
13:59is
13:59going to be the next James Bond we all couldn't be more proud it's okay to talk about these struggles
14:08now really thank you it's all good it's first class
14:29in the future
14:47is
14:51so
15:12Shah, we need that apology. We're running out of time. I've literally written it out
15:17for you. Just find a quiet, neutral room. Record it and send it back now before it's
15:22too fucking late, OK? Oh, fuck's sake. Am I interacting, Sammy? Yeah.
15:52A conversation. Can you fucking close the door, please? Thank you. Is this, like, you
15:59two, um... I like her. Texting. Wow. So, how long has this been going on? Six months. Three
16:05months? OK, so this is nothing. Can we please not do this in front of Shah? I'm chill. I'm
16:10not going to tell anyone. Why did I come here? Can we not do this in front of Shah? I
16:12came
16:12here for you. But I never asked you to, did I? But I asked me to. I never... Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to. And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what
16:21I'm talking about. This is the whole problem. So, just to clarify, you didn't come here to
16:23see Zilfie, then, for the thing? No. Yes. Does he know, by the way? Oh, fuck's sake. Well,
16:27yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he? I'm not going to say anything. I've got your
16:30back. I've got your back. Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about
16:35what this is, because this is something, right? Me and you both know it. What does that even
16:39mean, bro? You live a million miles away, okay? You have a whole life. You have fucking
16:46house keys, car keys, so many keys, okay? I have one key. I can give you keys. I don't
16:52want your keys, okay? I want mine. Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe
16:56a different perspective from my own more mature experience, yeah? I want an honest answer
17:00from both of you, okay? All right? All right. Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand, all right? Yeah? You can
17:12relate, right? You send a message, a heartfelt one. Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:20What does that mean to you? It means you're blocked. Fuck off, really? Yeah. Let me just
17:27show you this. Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now. Can I show you this quickly? No, no,
17:30no.
17:30Oi? Don't say anything to anyone. I'm chill.
17:35Saleem, yeah? He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer? Pasha? Okay.
17:52Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you? Seated? I won't be seated.
17:58Well, where's by? Think about it. Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes. I can run circles around you idiots. I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment, Shah Latifah's
18:19exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction. And so he joins a long line of brown men who
18:24think that by becoming our oppressor, he's somehow liberating all of us. And he puts a filter
18:28on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:41Come on.
18:43Come on.
18:47Shah Latifah, Allahu Akbar.
18:53Hey, Shah Latifah here. I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that
18:59was both unfortunate and avoidable. And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:09Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum,
19:14I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little TikTok.
19:32You're so cute, you little.
19:38Samyallahu lima muhammida.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah, hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47Can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, man.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14I will do.
21:15All right.
21:16See you.
21:16See you.
21:20See you.
21:26See you.
21:30See you.
21:56Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm going to get a blanket or something.
22:04What?
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic, and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shabbat, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad, he's your dad.
22:19Shabbat, huh?
22:20Shabbat, you know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me, he's just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What, you came in to take care of me?
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweating old minicab driver, bro.
22:38Low it, low it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40Tell the truth, he's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What, you know how you're trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chirpsing.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:57What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to it.
22:59What are you talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, you're not.
23:10Chalo, Shadu.
23:11Nigel, you're talking to a pig's head?
23:13Why are you saying Nicola Jiao to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot will judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking, bitter baggy.
23:33Look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:35I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:59I'm trying to change the world.
24:14I'm trying to change the world.
24:31I'm trying to change the world.
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