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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:13And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:22Now she would know the truth.
00:00:25She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:45The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:50Resets the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:10The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:36His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And lower.
00:01:44And.
00:01:47Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:49So.
00:01:50How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:53Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling.
00:01:56Right?
00:01:57Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:59Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth.
00:02:03Right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:08We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:12Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29What?
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:35Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:43What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:47Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:50Well, why don't you just chat GBT?
00:02:53Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:02I should be writing.
00:03:03Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:25Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:30You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Miss Longcliffe still has some time before 3 p.m.
00:03:49Hurry.
00:03:50Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:56I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:59Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:03Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth, the biggest name in fiction.
00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel.
00:04:33I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:37I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:42I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:46That hair.
00:04:47The face of a generation.
00:04:49Exactly.
00:04:51Normally, I can get any guy I want.
00:04:53Anytime I want.
00:04:55Just look at me.
00:04:56But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:01What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire?
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:36It's all just fiction.
00:05:38Made up.
00:05:39Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:43I'll double your next advance.
00:05:46How's 50K sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:58You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:09Showtime.
00:06:23So we meet again.
00:06:26Guess I wasn't dreaming.
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:38Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking.
00:06:44Who's her friend?
00:06:47Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:54Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:07:00What were you saying about a party?
00:07:02My people will explain everything.
00:07:04Open.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer.
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13Okay.
00:07:13I'm the stylist.
00:07:15I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:28Lisa, hurry up.
00:07:32I need a little flicker right here.
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:35Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:44You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:55Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:03Ah, no.
00:08:04I hate parties.
00:08:05You know this.
00:08:06Oh, come on.
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen.
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:13Come on.
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:24What?
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is somebody here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what to say.
00:08:34Ryan.
00:08:35I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:38No!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:42Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:48Ah!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:51Ah!
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:53I am so sorry.
00:08:55I didn't mean to.
00:08:56The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:03Lisa.
00:09:04A word!
00:09:07Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job!
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:13All will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:18Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29Mmm.
00:09:29She's quiet.
00:09:30She speaks in riddles.
00:09:32She has an ethereal eroticism to her.
00:09:35Like a sexy alien.
00:09:38That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring.
00:09:40He'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus, I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:49You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:53I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa.
00:10:08What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16That was a bad joke.
00:10:18I feel like I'm falling on my face here too, even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:23So.
00:10:25Max.
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:35Oh no.
00:10:36You know.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles, I didn't mean literally.
00:10:40Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:53It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:02No.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:07Just.
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle, for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here.
00:11:19But.
00:11:20And please.
00:11:22Respect the personal space.
00:11:24Okay?
00:11:27Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet.
00:11:30Giselle.
00:11:31Just fucking stop.
00:11:32Okay?
00:11:32You're ruining everything.
00:11:36I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana.
00:11:39Right.
00:11:40Now.
00:11:40You're going back to Indiana.
00:11:42Yes dad!
00:11:43Ah!
00:11:43Ah!
00:11:45Ah!
00:11:47Can you let go of my hair, please?
00:11:49Ah!
00:11:50Ah!
00:11:51Ah!
00:11:53Ah!
00:11:54Ah!
00:11:55Ah!
00:11:55Ah!
00:11:56Ah!
00:11:56Ah!
00:11:58Ah!
00:11:59Ah!
00:12:00Ah!
00:12:00You're not even fit to be a romance author.
00:12:03Ah!
00:12:03Not in my company.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05I'm begging you Miss Von Klint I can't lose my publishing deal.
00:12:08I'm supporting my mom.
00:12:09She needs me!
00:12:10Shh.
00:12:10Shhh!
00:12:13Shh.
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa.
00:12:18Thank you Miss Von Klint.
00:12:19Don't thank me.
00:12:21Go get me my ma'am.
00:12:30nice pool tell me all about LA I should be home with you mom I can roll around on my
00:12:36own for a
00:12:36few days so what's the hubbub I actually can't talk about it because I signed an NDA but the
00:12:42good news is I might be getting a big bonus if I don't screw things up when have you messed
00:12:47anything up except your dating life mom speaking of I made you a tinder profile you already have
00:12:53matches remember Billy from high school he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you maybe too
00:13:00sexy could you please not butt into my love life I know I haven't dated in a while but that
00:13:05doesn't
00:13:05mean I want my mom playing matchmaker wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer
00:13:10Heidi Brushfire was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana hopefully miss von Klimt doesn't
00:13:18find out I have to get to work
00:13:45this is hopeless I've been reading dating books all day and I haven't learned anything that could
00:13:50help miss von Klimt I'm screwed
00:14:03I'm so sorry please don't recognize me please don't recognize me you're Giselle's friend right
00:14:16the clumsy one a week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author now I wish
00:14:22I was a
00:14:23dead hey are you crying okay I was just um reading a sad book
00:14:48what were you reading think Lisa you're a writer you know about books wait I know withering heights
00:14:58not a lie it does make me cry withering heights well that's one of my favorites
00:15:04makes me cry too it's so beautiful and tragic you like romance yeah I used to
00:15:13hey let me help you I got it really
00:15:26is this yours I'm not stalking you I promise you can admit you like me
00:15:39okay I'm a fan I read your books because I know you have a new one coming out so I
00:15:45was
00:15:45just rereading your last one for about the tenth time you've read my book ten times
00:15:52I'm a writer too miss von Klimt's my publisher so I've heard
00:16:02funny seeing you here aren't you supposed to be reckless
00:16:04whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library because I'm here all the time
00:16:11I love the smell of old books what are you checking out that's actually this new author
00:16:17um have you heard of Heidi Brushfire but how I googled it I'm not stalking you I promise
00:16:40oh yes I can't wait to read this oh could you take a picture of us I'm a big fan
00:16:47of
00:16:47yours miss brushfire okay looking forward to your next book that never happens in Indiana
00:17:05back to Wuthering Heights not to brag but I happen to own a first edition come by my place sometime
00:17:13and
00:17:13check it out your place oh um how about tomorrow
00:17:34hi miss von Klimt hi poo poo
00:17:41so cute where have you been and why am I not mrs. m.k. Roth yet
00:17:48funnily enough I just ran into max at the library
00:17:55did he say anything about the other night tell me everything it actually didn't come
00:18:01up that could be good actually he invited me over tomorrow afternoon you what did I
00:18:09tell you about snaking my man back your bags you're out of here
00:18:15oh wait wait let me explain
00:18:20you're right max is a special case my usual advice won't work I need to get to know him better
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage I just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan what do you think poo poo should we trust her I leave for New York this
00:18:46week
00:18:46if you don't have results by the time that I'm back you're out of a job and a publishing deal
00:19:00since the divorce every moment was pain James felt like Prometheus tortured by the gods but instead
00:19:09of eagles eating his liver they picked at his heart then again maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:27who would read this self-pitying garbage I've got to snap out of it
00:19:35Lisa I almost forgot just the writing break I needed
00:19:47hi Max
00:19:50it's so good to see you
00:19:55same here
00:19:59come in do you want some wine
00:20:01um water's fine
00:20:07don't lose your mind over a man Lisa you have a job to do
00:20:18hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years
00:20:25well they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:32I leave for New York this week if you don't have results by the time that I'm back
00:20:37you're out of a job and a publishing deal got it
00:20:44so Max seeing anyone lately
00:20:48I'm seeing you right now
00:20:52I mean romantically what do you want in a woman
00:21:01just look in the mirror
00:21:06you joker
00:21:10is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew
00:21:14he's supposed to want Giselle
00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me
00:21:21forgive me Emily Bronte
00:21:30Lisa
00:21:31it's a $50,000 book
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:37oh no
00:21:38I went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:47there's no damage
00:21:50luckily
00:21:50I'm so sorry
00:21:52let me clean up
00:22:01so when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03as soon as I finish writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet I thought
00:22:07the subject matter is proving quite difficult
00:22:10it's about a divorce
00:22:13my divorce
00:22:15I'm so sorry I didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures I don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:21anyway I'll finish the book
00:22:22I just can't find the ending
00:22:23when I have writer's block I usually try to chalk it out with someone
00:22:27usually my mom
00:22:28she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:31thanks Lisa but I don't think my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:35sorry
00:22:37stupid
00:22:38thanks for the advice
00:22:40I can write an ending
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be
00:22:45which reminds me I should probably get back to work
00:22:58thanks for coming by
00:23:00and
00:23:02getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:05anytime
00:23:17later
00:23:17dude
00:23:26as I left the house
00:23:27Max continued his battle with the blank page
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again
00:23:36well
00:23:37I guess I could maybe do something about that
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Miss von Klimt gets back
00:23:52but how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her not me
00:24:03reading by the pool
00:24:05that's platonic
00:24:07thanks for having me over today
00:24:09I'd love to return the favor
00:24:10come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:17what am I thinking
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion
00:24:21why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth
00:24:27no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:24:28he's responding
00:24:29please let me down gently, Max
00:24:31my fragile heart can't take it
00:24:39I really needed this
00:24:43I got the big house, you know
00:24:44but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome anytime
00:24:47I mean
00:24:48I'm sure it's cool with Miss von Klimt
00:24:50it's her house
00:25:05still at it, I see
00:25:09I'm sure it's her house
00:25:11creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy together
00:25:20you're actually reading it?
00:25:22are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down
00:25:25it's like the sexiest book I've ever read
00:25:27hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:32my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent, actually
00:25:37I find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling
00:25:44it was easier making my characters fall in love
00:25:46than actually risking it myself
00:25:50well, Lisa
00:25:53you're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:56I think you should come out of your shell
00:26:00so, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04yeah, one more
00:26:06the next book you release
00:26:08make it under your name
00:26:10you are too good
00:26:12I'll think about it
00:26:15hey, can you get my bag for me?
00:26:27be cool, Lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion
00:26:30on your hero crush's back
00:26:32think of Miss Van Clempt
00:26:51so, Max, I was wondering
00:26:54the love interest in your last novel
00:26:57is she based on your ex?
00:27:04shoot
00:27:05I said the wrong thing
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa
00:27:08you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14yeah, I guess what I don't post online
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22she's, uh
00:27:24she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:27very different time
00:27:29it's
00:27:30it's hard to even imagine myself
00:27:32having a
00:27:33mantic bone in my body
00:27:35because all I do is write
00:27:39and avoid writing
00:27:42can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my
00:27:47pixie
00:27:49manic
00:27:50dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:53she was just manic
00:27:55she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type A
00:27:59workaholic
00:28:00obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:02and money
00:28:02sounds like Miss Van Clempt
00:28:05is that your type?
00:28:08it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:13but
00:28:15I'm an introvert
00:28:17you know
00:28:18I would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:22than
00:28:22some
00:28:23random
00:28:23LA party
00:28:25if I decide to remarry
00:28:28it's gonna be someone
00:28:29it's gonna be someone
00:28:29who's
00:28:29like me
00:28:33maybe even a writer
00:28:40oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be
00:28:42platonic
00:28:43abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:45what's wrong
00:28:45Lisa
00:28:46I'm getting hot
00:28:47are you thirsty?
00:28:48I am so thirsty
00:29:11you okay?
00:29:12worry about that
00:29:13that was next
00:29:14hey
00:29:17that's so mean
00:29:30I'm so mean
00:29:37I'm pruning
00:29:39you look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune
00:29:50my phone
00:29:51my phone
00:30:00jeez
00:30:01is she psychic
00:30:02or something?
00:30:04Miss Van Clempt
00:30:06hi
00:30:07any updates
00:30:08on Max?
00:30:11um
00:30:16who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited
00:30:19a friend over to swim
00:30:20a fuck party?
00:30:22show me
00:30:22no
00:30:23of course not
00:30:27me likey
00:30:28just don't bang
00:30:29in my pool
00:30:30I had it cleaned
00:30:30last week
00:30:31so
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:33with Max?
00:30:34I'm getting
00:30:35plenty of material
00:30:37music to my ears
00:30:38poopoos too
00:30:40I have good news
00:30:42as well
00:30:42got the contract
00:30:43all settled
00:30:44with Tony
00:30:45and we are signing
00:30:46Max to EMU publishing
00:30:48that's amazing
00:30:49I'll talk to you
00:30:51about it more
00:30:51when I see you
00:30:52poopoos got a poopoo
00:31:01how about some dinner
00:31:02how about some dinner
00:31:02tonight
00:31:03no little spot
00:31:03by the beach
00:31:05I don't normally go out
00:31:06but
00:31:07tonight feels special
00:31:09if you ruin this
00:31:10for Ms. Von Klimt
00:31:11your writing career
00:31:12is done for
00:31:14what'd you say?
00:31:21Giselle's contract
00:31:21just came in
00:31:22looks good
00:31:23all's in our court
00:31:24yeah maybe I should
00:31:25read it myself
00:31:26come on
00:31:27you don't trust me?
00:31:29okay
00:31:30but make sure
00:31:32that she doesn't
00:31:32turn my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood
00:31:34cash grab franchise
00:31:36okay?
00:31:36hey
00:31:37you're the boss
00:31:38boss
00:31:43Max peddled towards me
00:31:45with that same
00:31:46cheeky smirk
00:31:46he'd given me all day
00:31:49if I didn't know better
00:31:50I'd swear
00:31:52he wanted to kiss me
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56sorry about that
00:31:57I had a business call
00:32:00what are you writing?
00:32:04Max stop
00:32:04is this your diary?
00:32:07oh no
00:32:07Max has my journal
00:32:08how could I be so stupid?
00:32:19on second thought
00:32:21I would not want
00:32:22anybody reading my diary
00:32:28you never know
00:32:29when inspiration
00:32:29will strike
00:32:37have you felt
00:32:38inspired lately?
00:32:40yes I have
00:32:41maybe you're my muse
00:32:42in all seriousness though
00:32:44it's nice spending time
00:32:46with another writer
00:32:47makes me feel like
00:32:48less of a weirdo
00:32:50weirdo?
00:32:51Max
00:32:51you're one of the most
00:32:52famous authors in the world
00:32:55it gets lonely
00:33:01thank you
00:33:07what's wrong?
00:33:09that was amazing
00:33:10can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13would you be willing
00:33:14to read my manuscript?
00:33:17maybe you can help me
00:33:18write the ending
00:33:21me?
00:33:24I'm signing to
00:33:25EMU publishing
00:33:26so we're basically
00:33:27co-workers
00:33:27and you're a fantastic
00:33:29writer
00:33:30and you know my work
00:33:31and you know
00:33:33that I'm struggling
00:33:34with this
00:33:36I trust you Lisa
00:33:38you
00:33:40trust me?
00:33:42yeah
00:33:45should I not?
00:33:46you may not trust me
00:33:48if you know that
00:33:48I'm an undercover
00:33:48date doctor
00:33:52I'd be honored
00:33:54to read it Max
00:33:56thanks
00:34:01it would mean a lot
00:34:02to me
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:11we can print it
00:34:12at the library
00:34:16stop by my place
00:34:17to read it
00:34:18in your place?
00:34:20that's okay
00:34:20isn't it?
00:34:21he can't really be
00:34:22trying to sleep
00:34:23with me right?
00:34:24he just wants to
00:34:25give me his manuscript
00:34:27because if he does
00:34:28have other ideas
00:34:29I'm not sure
00:34:29I'll be able
00:34:30to control myself
00:34:35check please
00:35:00careful
00:35:02clumsy girl
00:35:03I'm only clumsy
00:35:05around you
00:35:05is that right?
00:35:07please
00:35:07do not share this
00:35:09with anyone
00:35:10the only people
00:35:12I want reading it
00:35:12are you and me
00:35:14okay?
00:35:16thank you for trusting me
00:35:23you make it easy
00:35:25Max
00:35:26they can't be
00:35:34oh my god Max
00:35:36Chance
00:35:39shh
00:35:43oh my god
00:35:45shh
00:35:45oh my God
00:35:55oh my god
00:35:58fucking
00:36:22Wow, Lisa. I want you. You're in jail.
00:36:33I want you. You're in jail.
00:37:21What have I done?
00:37:34Oh, no. I'm at Max's place. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:42Max, Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:52Relax, Lisa. Max is famous. He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:57No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:02Lisa? What are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look. We don't have to talk about this. I'm a romance writer. I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun. Too much wine at dinner. One thing lit to another. It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me, too.
00:38:46What's that?
00:39:00Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt? She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:14Respector, when Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:25Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong? You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again. I'll see you at the signing. Cheers.
00:39:46Max!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:29You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:42Ma...
00:40:43Er...
00:40:44Jerry!
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:48Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:52That's funny.
00:40:55What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away. Everything's in my journal.
00:41:05Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess. I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay. Nice work. I'm sending half your bonus. There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:29Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan. I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel. This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:55Hey, for the biggest check. Huh?
00:42:01Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:16You know I'm thrilled. I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:30I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ha-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree.
00:42:56Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:59I'm dying to read it.
00:43:00Just waiting for notes from the trusted reader.
00:43:02Really? Who?
00:43:03Don't worry. I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, that should get going.
00:43:11So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:16We'll be in touch.
00:43:21We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan,
00:43:25you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:27And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:30You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:38How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:48Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:52Gotta go.
00:43:53Love you.
00:43:58Miss Juan Clement, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:01Max?
00:44:01Max?
00:44:01Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:07But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Juan Clement sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:24At least I'll die happy.
00:44:31I'm dead meat.
00:44:31I'm dead meat.
00:44:32See?
00:44:34I'm dead meat.
00:44:40I'm dead meat.
00:44:45I'm dead meat.
00:44:52What's so good?
00:44:53Oh, I'm dead.
00:44:55Oh, my God.
00:44:56Bye.
00:44:56I'm dead.
00:45:21Max's car?
00:45:22What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:34That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:43The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:48To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not.
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:07But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:16I mean, James.
00:46:19You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:26Max!
00:46:28Oh my God.
00:46:29Oh my God, Giselle's home.
00:46:33Do you have a best friend?
00:46:34We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:38Why not?
00:46:39Because...
00:46:41You're a private person.
00:46:43It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:05Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:09Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:23Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but...
00:47:54I'm not much of a going-out girl.
00:47:56I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:01You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:20Wuthering Heights?
00:48:21What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:25It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:27Makes me cry.
00:48:31It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:33Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:37Um...
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:51I can't watch.
00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:17I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:24Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:27Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:34If it's that mousy little Lisa,
00:49:36I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:39That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:42Big time.
00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:48So what?
00:49:49That's a good thing.
00:49:49Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:56Can we talk?
00:50:00Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:03It's been working wonders.
00:50:05How'd it go last night?
00:50:06Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own
00:50:09from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:25I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:29I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:32I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:35Overrated.
00:50:36Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:56No.
00:50:59No.
00:51:02No.
00:51:06No.
00:51:08No.
00:51:19No.
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max, be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:50What's the matter?
00:51:54I...
00:51:55I...
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:03Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:06You're with me now. Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:11I...
00:52:14I...
00:52:23I...
00:52:40I...
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead.
00:53:09I should go.
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight. I... I just came to say goodbye. I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa, but I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me as long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:34And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here. There's plenty of space.
00:53:41I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:44What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy.
00:53:51Because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it.
00:53:59Alright?
00:54:01Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:39Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us. About me.
00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary. I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it. You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max...
00:55:45We are done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:51And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:05I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:19Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:29Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:34But no.
00:56:35You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:41I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:46I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:57Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:07You can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:10But I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:17Now beat it.
00:57:26Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:27I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:30Uh.
00:57:32Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:35I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:46I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:08So, what happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:16I found her journal.
00:58:19I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:22She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:28No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:31She's a succubus.
00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but...
00:58:50I do know something that might distract you.
00:59:17I have just returned from a visit to my landlord, the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:24This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the
00:59:41stir of society.
01:00:07Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:12I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:29I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone, please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks, comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Times bestseller lists.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:13We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:18They love it.
01:01:20You might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:30Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:42What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:47You're pregnant?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:52Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:58I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:25Ah.
01:02:26Aww.
01:02:32Sheehaar never loved anyone like the werewolf king.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:52This is torture.
01:02:55Not now, Mom.
01:02:57I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:01Thanks, Mom. You didn't have to.
01:03:03Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:07It's in Oprah's book club.
01:03:09I'm surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:13I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:16I just didn't have the time.
01:03:47She felt his presence
01:03:52Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:56James had lost the game of love
01:03:58But that didn't mean he'd never win again
01:04:03A happy ending
01:04:05He took my note
01:04:09Maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:12Billionaire author M.K. Roth to wed CEO of EMU Publishing
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:27Yes, yes, yes, yes!
01:04:43All this skimming around
01:04:45Got me so horny for you
01:04:53By this time next week
01:04:56We're going to be rich
01:04:58Because of that brilliant contract you made
01:05:09Once you guys get married
01:05:11The book rights transfer to you
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy
01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood
01:05:18Whether he likes it or not
01:05:20The studios are dying for a movie version of The Thorn Tree
01:05:24Or not a trilogy
01:05:25A TV show
01:05:26Crypto
01:05:27Video games
01:05:28The possibilities are endless
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible
01:05:36Good
01:05:37I hate sneaking around
01:05:38Would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up
01:05:43Guess you get what you pay for
01:05:44What do you mean?
01:05:47Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years
01:05:55You are so bad
01:06:07What is it, honey bunch?
01:06:09Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in LA
01:06:19I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him
01:06:22Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt
01:06:23And he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:29Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to LA
01:06:31She'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves
01:06:35Maybe a lot more
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company
01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:44With a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45And somehow you still became a big author
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week
01:06:52But Max stumped me
01:06:55What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him
01:07:00Brave
01:07:01Like Shihara
01:07:02The elf princess
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school
01:07:08You're a badass bitch
01:07:10You're right
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:15Hell yes, you can
01:07:27Hey
01:07:27You look great, pal
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:35Not with the right lady
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet
01:07:47What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer
01:07:54Hey
01:07:55Men would kill to be what Jazeera
01:07:58You know that
01:08:12Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump Rules
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work
01:08:36Stop asking me about Hollywood deals
01:08:39I'm sorry
01:08:40I just got excited
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:53I made it
01:08:54Thank God for book talk
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:59No, she'll ruin everything
01:09:02Tony, hi
01:09:03Yeah
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy
01:09:05But I really need to talk to Max
01:09:07Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:08He's about to get married, Lisa
01:09:09So
01:09:10Yeah
01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here
01:09:12Okay, he doesn't want to see you
01:09:14He and Jazeera are very happy
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth
01:09:17Jazeera hired me to help I seduce him
01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person
01:09:23All right, go back to the loony bin
01:09:24Now
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope
01:09:29Come on
01:09:30Let's go
01:09:31Wait
01:09:33You're in on this too
01:09:36What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:38Stupid little bitch
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:43I warned you
01:09:48What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:51I'm so sorry
01:09:51Lisa
01:09:52Hey
01:09:55What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:02Miss Von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next
01:10:06You know what I can do to you
01:10:09Easy, Jazeera
01:10:11What happened between you two?
01:10:13Don't talk to her
01:10:13Max
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books
01:10:18Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:21Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa
01:10:23Stand up for yourself
01:10:25It's now or never
01:10:38Giselle hired me to help her seduce you
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book
01:10:42At least not one I planned on
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss Von Klimt
01:10:48So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:51No
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me
01:10:59Of course, Max
01:11:02And I don't know what Miss Von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for the
01:11:05right reasons
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho
01:11:11Somebody call the police
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day
01:11:15Max
01:11:16Please believe me
01:11:19I love you
01:11:20Don't marry her
01:11:23LAPD
01:11:23There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm going to bring her right over here
01:11:29Right
01:11:31Answer me this
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:46It's mine
01:11:46It's mine
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights
01:11:50By adding some hidden clauses in the contract
01:11:53She marries you
01:11:54She controls everything
01:11:56Tony, we have known each other
01:11:58For years
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:04EMU Publishing was going bankrupt
01:12:05Giselle needed money
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too
01:12:10But honestly
01:12:11I didn't care about that
01:12:14All I wanted was her
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit
01:12:18You fucked us
01:12:20I love you
01:12:21And the baby
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:23We hate you
01:12:24Hey
01:12:25It's safe to say
01:12:26This wedding is over
01:12:29I'll see you two lovebirds in court
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:39I don't know what came over me
01:12:40I was a mess
01:12:41After our fight
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach
01:12:52You are finished
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract
01:12:56And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name
01:12:58Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash
01:13:12Get up, baby, baby
01:13:15Baby, baby
01:13:15No
01:13:22Don't worry about Giselle
01:13:24I will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:26You just have to trust me
01:13:30Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa
01:13:47Happy to present the author
01:13:49Formerly known as Heidi Brushfire
01:13:52Reading from her first novel
01:13:54Under her real name
01:13:56Which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list
01:13:59Ladies and gentlemen
01:14:01Lisa Brown
01:14:11I sat at my laptop in PJs
01:14:13Writing a sex scene
01:14:15Between a werewolf king
01:14:16And an elven princess
01:14:17When the phone rang
01:14:19Little did I know
01:14:20My life was about to change forever
01:14:31I love the book
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:35My boyfriend was very encouraging
01:14:36Some of you might know MK Roth
01:14:40Aww
01:14:42Max started his own publishing company
01:14:44After some bad industry experiences
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year
01:14:53So you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks
01:14:58The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher
01:15:00I heard the CEO writes the books herself now
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt
01:15:08I have a question
01:15:10When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book all about how you met
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually
01:15:21I can answer that
01:15:31I've never really been a public person
01:15:34But Lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:39Speaking of which
01:15:48Lisa Brown
01:15:49Will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes
01:15:55Yes
01:15:59Woohoo!
01:15:59Woohoo!
01:16:02Woohoo!
01:16:03Woohoo!
01:16:03Woohoo!
01:16:05Woohoo!
01:16:05Woohoo!
01:16:05Woohoo!
01:16:05Woohoo!
01:16:06Woohoo!
01:16:09You
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