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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:04Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:07But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:14Oh shit!
00:00:38To take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the world.
00:00:45Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:49Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable King of Golf!
00:00:58How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:00Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:08Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:22I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:32No, come on. What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:47To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:01Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:16I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side. I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired. Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go
00:02:48broke.
00:03:05Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf, Lion, a run for his money.
00:03:10We look just like the pros.
00:03:12Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:15Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:25There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:36That's enough.
00:03:48Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:01You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:11Let me handle it.
00:04:15See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:17You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:19Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:22I bet he will.
00:04:39Your form is sloppy.
00:04:42Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:51Hey, hey, hey. Don't touch me. Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:01Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:05He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:09Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:17Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:21I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:24I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:27I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:31It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:46It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:48Hey, Bobby.
00:05:50Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:51You know, they can't come back.
00:05:54I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:56I already told you my answer.
00:05:58I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:09Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:11I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:15You need to come to the school now.
00:06:26What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:32Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:33Hey!
00:06:39You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:43Oh, God.
00:06:44It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:47What a small world.
00:06:49My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:52He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:54That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:57Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for Gifted Young Children.
00:07:03Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:07But, but you're too poor.
00:07:09Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:12Guess what?
00:07:13Tuition, 70K a year.
00:07:16And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:20So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:24Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:30I don't need it.
00:07:33I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:35I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:39But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:43This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:46And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:49And you let it happen.
00:07:50Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:52I can't stop that.
00:07:54Then you suspend her.
00:08:08Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:10There is 10K.
00:08:12Forget about art school.
00:08:14Art and golf, the finer things in life are for the wealthy.
00:08:20It's not my fault.
00:08:21You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:29Come on, Angel.
00:08:30Get your stuff.
00:08:31Let's go.
00:08:33See?
00:08:33I told you so.
00:08:35Wait, Mr. Smith.
00:08:37About that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:45to Rosa.
00:08:46I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:54No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:57I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:59I'll be a good kid.
00:09:01I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:04No, sweetie.
00:09:05I'm sorry.
00:09:06And don't worry.
00:09:08Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:16I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:19But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:21It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:39Gabriel.
00:09:40Get my clubs.
00:09:42I'm back.
00:09:46There's no way to go out.
00:09:49I'm just continuing to get yourеver through yourhem.
00:10:02I really want to be with you at Minnesota onethitesET.
00:10:03This qualifying match next week.
00:10:06I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:12Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:14With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:19If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:22Jake is young and talented.
00:10:24Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:26It's a shame the legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:30If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:10:38Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:40What? Shut up.
00:10:42Two yards.
00:10:46What?
00:10:52What do you mean, two yards?
00:10:54His grip's weak.
00:10:55Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:57Two yards to the right.
00:10:58Shut up, dude.
00:11:00You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:02Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:05I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:07Ignore him, okay?
00:11:08Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:10He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:13But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:16I guess that makes sense.
00:11:18This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:22Well, tell me, what do you see?
00:11:312.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:34And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:36If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:39Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:40He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:42What do you know?
00:11:43How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:56Take it or leave it.
00:11:57But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:11:59because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:162.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:27Nothing.
00:12:28What's up with you guys?
00:12:29So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:33This...
00:12:34Oh my God.
00:12:37Come on, man.
00:12:39Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:12:42you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:43Oh man, let go.
00:12:44You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:46You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:51I was right.
00:12:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:58It'll just take a moment.
00:13:00Oh man, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:02This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:07I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:09No, no.
00:13:10I believe him.
00:13:11And he makes a good point.
00:13:14He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:17Seriously?
00:13:18He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:22He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:23A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:25I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:41Who's this asshole?
00:13:42Tyler Carter.
00:13:44Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:45You know.
00:13:46Most recent world champion.
00:13:48And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:54It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:14:00Ready?
00:14:05It's always here to start shit.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:07I got it.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:08Good job, baby.
00:14:10Oh my gosh.
00:14:13Look who it is.
00:14:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:23You're not welcome here.
00:14:26Leave.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:29Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:34How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh...
00:14:37Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:38When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:42God.
00:14:43It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:47Look.
00:14:48We both know you're not going to win.
00:14:50It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me.
00:14:55And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:01All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:15:03It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Option two.
00:15:16You put this on.
00:15:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:23Fuck you, man.
00:15:24Fuck you!
00:15:26You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:27Sudden death match.
00:15:29Lose our backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:36He's an idiot.
00:15:39Fine.
00:15:39But you better not be all bark.
00:15:42You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:52Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:54Fuck off, man.
00:15:55Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:57Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:58He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:59You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:02You won't win.
00:16:03Shut up.
00:16:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:23You see that?
00:16:253-0-2 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:32Show him, Jake.
00:16:35That stance.
00:16:36It's too low.
00:16:38That ball's going off course.
00:16:40What did you just say?
00:16:42I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:43Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:45You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:49Don't backseat it.
00:17:01Hopeless.
00:17:02What an idiot.
00:17:04Oh, my gosh.
00:17:062-13 in the rough?
00:17:09Oh, my God.
00:17:10My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:14Bring the love.
00:17:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:40This is serious.
00:17:41Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:59Oh, shit.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:03That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:09Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:15Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:28Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:30With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:32Come on, Jake.
00:18:33You gotta pull through.
00:18:39Thanks, doll.
00:18:45Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come.
00:18:50Hey!
00:18:51Jake!
00:18:53Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:56He was standing right here.
00:18:58You knew that.
00:18:58You did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:19:01I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:05There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:11Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:17A torn ligament?
00:19:19Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:22Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:24Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:28I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:29No, I can't keep going.
00:19:31I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:34Jake.
00:19:36Hogs Golf Club
00:19:38is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:40I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:45It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:49I might let you keep your club.
00:19:51What the fuck did you say?
00:19:52Watch this bitch.
00:19:59Is that the best you got?
00:20:01I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:13Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:16But his wrist...
00:20:17Will you stop?
00:20:19As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:27You're still powering through?
00:20:29Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:34That's enough!
00:20:40I'll take it from here.
00:20:44Will you back off?
00:20:45This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:47Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:49Jake, that's enough.
00:20:50Mia, step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:54Let Bobby take over.
00:20:58Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:00You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:03Why?
00:21:05Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:10You got some balls.
00:21:11I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:15You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:16I don't know.
00:21:19I don't know.
00:21:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:32This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself, covered in filth, carrying around a burden.
00:21:45You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:50Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:54He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:57I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:00And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:22Is that your wife?
00:22:24You should have brought her with you.
00:22:25I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:29A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:33The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:38That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:43front of her grave.
00:22:44I'm begging.
00:22:45The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:47Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:49You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:53And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:58Deal.
00:23:01You better keep your word.
00:23:15This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:17Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:19We're screwed.
00:23:19A clueless groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:23You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27Humidity, 60%.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:40Please clear the water.
00:23:42Forget about the hole.
00:23:44You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:45I win.
00:23:46I win.
00:23:59What the fuck?
00:24:02What the fuck?
00:24:04Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:06There's no way.
00:24:07It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:15What the water?
00:24:16I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:18But how?
00:24:19It's a miracle.
00:24:20Am I dreaming?
00:24:21Did we actually beat the Gold Hills bastards?
00:24:24This is impossible.
00:24:26There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:29Impossible.
00:24:31That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:34Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:38Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:47A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:55Who are you?
00:24:56Me?
00:24:57I'm a nobody.
00:24:58I'm a gardener.
00:24:59You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:01I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:05Of course.
00:25:06You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:08We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:09Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:13Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:14Well, he doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:16I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:17We should reconsider.
00:25:18Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:21I mean...
00:25:21How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:23If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:27All the things he could be doing.
00:25:28Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:32Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:35I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:39Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:41Hot babes.
00:25:43You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:48I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:54Club, if you'll still have us.
00:25:56I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:59Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:02Don't be stupid.
00:26:04Just give me the word.
00:26:05It's all yours.
00:26:09Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:21I don't need much in life.
00:26:27I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:31My heart's racing.
00:26:33What's going on?
00:26:34You old bastard.
00:26:37You're going to regret this.
00:26:39Hey!
00:26:40Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:42What are you talking about?
00:26:43Our bets.
00:26:44You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother, Kane Carter.
00:26:47He's the grand champ.
00:26:49Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:52It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:54A bet's a bet.
00:27:00Baby, help!
00:27:01You bastard.
00:27:03You're going to regret this.
00:27:04Men honor their words.
00:27:06Dogs run with their tails up between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:11You motherfucker.
00:27:12Mark my words.
00:27:14You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:16Come on, girls.
00:27:26You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:30A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:37Ah!
00:27:38Useless.
00:27:39The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:42You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:27:54I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:58But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:03Kipley's been retired for six years already.
00:28:06You still think about him?
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:14Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:31Come on.
00:28:34Come on, where?
00:28:34We're leaving.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:43Party pooper.
00:28:45Such a gentleman.
00:28:50So thirsty.
00:28:52I'll get you some water.
00:29:13I'm about to be.
00:29:22I'm right where I'm meant to be.
00:29:35Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:38Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:40Mm-hmm.
00:30:17I had a little fun last night.
00:30:23I had fun, too.
00:30:25A lot of fun.
00:30:30Good afternoon.
00:30:32My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:37On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:30:4850 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:54But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:01This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:10Now, who's up first?
00:31:13It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:16I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:24Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:26We've got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:28Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:30Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:31Be my guest.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34We'll let you write down.
00:31:35What is a measure of that?
00:31:36What do you mean?
00:31:52Nice, man.
00:31:53Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:54Absolutely we are.
00:31:56It's done enough wasting my time.
00:31:58By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:32:04-ranked
00:32:04you are.
00:32:10This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:13What are you doing here?
00:32:14You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:16You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:17Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:24Sit back.
00:32:25You'll see my rank.
00:32:27Hey, get this.
00:32:28I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:01He's 15th.
00:33:03Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast pretty much don't cry though. It's okay
00:33:08You may lose me, but all of you are better than him
00:33:15You know, it's sad Mia the best you got is dead last
00:33:18You know that's how I shut up August is not gonna be dead last mark my words. Yeah, don't waste
00:33:24your breath on this guy
00:33:25He's ranked 15th
00:33:27It's a nobody
00:33:28Wow
00:33:30That's something coming from the gardener. Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:36Gardener the August golf clubs sent their groundskeeper to the US Open the hell. Yeah, she sure did
00:33:41I think you should be disqualified all in favor. Raise your hand
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hard work and talent. Everyone deserves a shot. The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:33:54That's cute. August golf course owner crashed the press conference and threw a tantrum and she did golf club on
00:34:00the verge of
00:34:01Going bankrupt. Okay. That is not what is happening here
00:34:19Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:25I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:29What do you think you're doing ice here kid, you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:40This is my rating
00:34:59Six years ago you retired
00:35:02Vanished without a trace
00:35:05Only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:10Talented golfers
00:35:12Right come and gone
00:35:13Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:17He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:19Mr. Hale you have to see this
00:35:23We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:25The all time number one
00:35:30I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:33To celebrate your comeback
00:35:35I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:35:39Take these let's go
00:35:42I'm a champ
00:35:45What?
00:35:46Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:48According to the golfers association rules
00:35:51Only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked
00:35:54That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US
00:35:58No, that can't be right
00:36:00Well, there you have it folks
00:36:02Cold hard facts
00:36:03I guess the whole world's gonna know that the golden hills country club is all part
00:36:08And no bikes
00:36:11Quickly to the press conference
00:36:13And bring the trophies
00:36:16All of them
00:36:16I want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:24Wait, there's an explanation for this
00:36:27He's not a pro golfer
00:36:28So he's probably not even registered
00:36:30Yeah, that explains it
00:36:31How would a failing club like the August have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:34Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:37And you lost to me
00:36:39What does that make you?
00:36:41You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:36:43You know the golden hills created this AI system
00:36:45We have the right to unlock it
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now
00:36:49I might let you go
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted
00:36:53Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:36:55I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:36:58Go boys
00:37:00You're gonna regret that
00:37:02Get ready, folks
00:37:03This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top 10
00:37:19He's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means
00:37:22He's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:25How?
00:37:27Could it be?
00:37:30No, that can't be right
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:34He's got a point
00:37:35Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:38No way
00:37:39Thank goodness
00:37:40You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:43You just had one lucky stroke
00:37:45You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:37:47This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here
00:37:51That's not up to you
00:37:53That's up to the Golfers Association
00:37:56Miss Wilson, as the Vice President of the association
00:37:59There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:02Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:06I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:13You're on their side?
00:38:14Oh, don't act shocked
00:38:16It's called networking, sweetheart
00:38:18I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:22I think we should get him out of here
00:38:25An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:28Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:38:34I'm revoking your entry into the US Open
00:38:37You bastards
00:38:38I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:42Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:44The chairman?
00:38:46That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:49Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:52Empetism's a big word for you, man
00:38:53You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:38:59Boys, get them out of here
00:39:01I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:03Make sure they're gone, I don't want them crawling back
00:39:06This is my turn!
00:39:12This is my turn!
00:39:19Hands off!
00:39:23That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lion
00:39:26No one's ever seen it
00:39:28Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour
00:39:34They're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:38Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:41I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:43That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:48Not Golden Hills
00:39:50Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference
00:39:54I'm just throwing out the trash
00:39:56The trash?
00:40:00How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:08You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:11Oh!
00:40:13Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:16He is the top ranked golfer
00:40:19Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system
00:40:23He's not even in the rankings
00:40:24He's a nobody
00:40:25A nobody
00:40:27So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:31All these trophies belong to him
00:40:35That's impossible
00:40:36He's done the impossible, time and time again
00:40:39All these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:40:43He is the legendary golfer
00:40:52The legendary golfer
00:40:54Sir!
00:40:56I need to talk to you
00:40:58In private
00:41:01What is he hiding from me?
00:41:06Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:10Eleanor's still young
00:41:11And I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:15I am so sorry, Claire
00:41:16I wasn't there for you
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:21And I should have been by your side
00:41:23I promise
00:41:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:34I understand
00:41:36I can keep your secret
00:41:38Thanks
00:41:40Here we go
00:41:46After a thorough review
00:41:48We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:41:57All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:01And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:06Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:15What?
00:42:16I'm the highest ranked person here!
00:42:18We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:20And you have no right to disqualify me!
00:42:23I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the US Open
00:42:29I do have that right
00:42:30You old bastard
00:42:32You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:36Enough!
00:42:38You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:43You have no authority here
00:42:48Take them out of this
00:42:49You can't do this
00:42:50You can't do this
00:42:51You reckless bastard!
00:42:53As for you
00:42:55The Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:43:01You're fired
00:43:02You can't fire me!
00:43:04I am the vice president!
00:43:06You can't fucking fire me you bastard!
00:43:12I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant
00:43:18Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:23Just watch out
00:43:24I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:25I chose to come back
00:43:27I'm ready for anything
00:43:30Come what may
00:43:44All right
00:43:44You can open your eyes
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:56I don't know
00:43:57But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:44:07Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:10It's just like a drawing
00:44:11Yep, it's all yours sweetie
00:44:17Oh, I can't forget this
00:44:25Perfect
00:44:27My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:30Yes
00:44:51Mirror, mirror on the wall
00:44:53Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:57Why it's you, my pretty little princess Eleanor
00:45:00Wait, daddy! I've got you a present
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet
00:45:07I made it at school
00:45:08Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:12Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:16I'll be cheering for you
00:45:17And I know mommy will too
00:45:19I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:45:22So I didn't tell her about the match
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie
00:45:30I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:38Welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open
00:45:42Which is also known as
00:45:44Golf's Longest Day
00:45:45Today is going to be a 36 hole round
00:45:47Which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:45:51So, good luck!
00:45:53Yeah!
00:45:53Yeah!
00:45:54Let's do this!
00:46:14Oh dear, whoa!
00:46:17That was incredible
00:46:40You won!
00:46:42We won!
00:46:44Dinner's on me tonight, guys!
00:46:45We've got to celebrate!
00:46:46Let's party, drink it up, you know, come on!
00:46:49Oh wait, Jake, we have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:51No! Disgusting!
00:46:53He just wants you there
00:46:54He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry
00:46:58I bet he's going to be there tonight, too
00:46:59Yeah, I know, and I've had enough
00:47:02It's time I end this
00:47:12Lion, you've finally returned
00:47:19For the past six years
00:47:21I've torn through the competition
00:47:23But those old timers still insist that it is because you paved the way
00:47:27No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head
00:47:31Hangs over every single trophy
00:47:33Like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:47:36But I'll prove myself
00:47:41When I'm implanted with this ship
00:47:43Everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:46That I am the greatest golfer in the world
00:47:51I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:47:54By pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:06Hi, I'm Bobby, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir
00:48:10God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street
00:48:14You dare show your face here
00:48:17Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:18This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club
00:48:40Everyone, this is Henry Hale
00:48:44His father is the president of the Golfers Association
00:48:48Golf is in their blood
00:48:50Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:48:59Henry, is it?
00:49:01Yep
00:49:02Mia's told me so much about you
00:49:03You're Gabriel's kid
00:49:04You act nothing like him
00:49:06What would you know about my father?
00:49:08Nothing, he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:16Mia, are you serious?
00:49:18You brought the help home?
00:49:22So humiliating
00:49:23Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:26To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:30Mia has good taste
00:49:32I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her
00:49:34Watch it yard boy
00:49:36His father runs a US Open
00:49:38With one phone call
00:49:39He can have you disqualified
00:49:42Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:44Our food's getting cold
00:49:46Let's go eat
00:49:51Here please, allow me
00:50:00Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins
00:50:02You have to try one of these
00:50:04I just had him flown in from Cuba today
00:50:07Really good up on us
00:50:08Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:12Mm-hmm
00:50:15There you go
00:50:17Excellent taste, young man
00:50:20Thank you
00:50:22Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:24I got a beard
00:50:26Yeah, real mature
00:50:30You should really try this, you know
00:50:32Our chef needs special
00:50:44I'm sorry man, I mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:46Okay, that's enough
00:50:48Stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:52Don't worry about it
00:50:54I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:50:57I brought a gift
00:51:11Ew, what is this?
00:51:14Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:51:16I bet it's all junk
00:51:20Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:24Yes, yes
00:51:25Thank you for the reminder, my friend
00:51:27Mm-hmm
00:51:29Well, Mia
00:51:31I knew you grew up idolizing Lion
00:51:33So I wanted to do something special
00:51:35I got you this
00:51:38This is Lion's old tour card
00:51:40It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:51:44That would go for millions of Sotheby's
00:51:46Henry, this is very sweet of you
00:51:50But...
00:51:50It's far too valuable
00:51:52I can't...
00:51:53Can't accept it
00:51:56This is incredibly rare
00:51:59What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:02Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:05Admit it, loser, you are jealous
00:52:07Because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:15Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:18Alright, I'm listening
00:52:20If my gift is more valuable than yours
00:52:24You have to lick this plate clean
00:52:28Cigar ash and all
00:52:30Hm
00:52:37What a coincidence
00:52:40Looks like I want to give Mia
00:52:42a Lion's tour card too
00:52:46But not just one
00:52:51Ten
00:52:53Whoa
00:52:54What?
00:52:56That's impossible
00:52:57You're just a washed up loser
00:52:59Like, how is that possible?
00:53:02Well, looks like you lost
00:53:04Eat up
00:53:05Geez
00:53:06Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:09I gotta make a phone call
00:53:13He's got 10 points
00:53:16Wait!
00:53:18Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:20I just talked to my father
00:53:21Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:25The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire
00:53:28And then the little lion's head would pop up
00:53:31And let's be honest
00:53:32These are certain things
00:53:36And now, guess what?
00:53:38My dad's on his way
00:53:39And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:42You pissed off the president?
00:53:44You are so screwed
00:53:47How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:51So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:54Yeah
00:53:56Well, I believe Bobby
00:53:58I don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:01Well, why talk about it?
00:54:03Let's put it to the test
00:54:04Wait, no! You can't destroy those!
00:54:07That's part of Lion's legacy
00:54:08It's a disrespect to golf itself
00:54:14Wait, no! You can't destroy those!
00:54:17That's part of Lion's legacy
00:54:19It'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:20Oh my god, Mia
00:54:22Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:23I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:26I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:33What's going on here?
00:54:35What if that card actually is real?
00:54:39Fire test gold
00:54:41Adversity test men
00:54:43Ew
00:54:45You lying con artist
00:54:47I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:54:49Get on your knees
00:54:50Admit these are fake
00:54:51Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:54:57Dad!
00:54:58This is who I was telling you about
00:55:00This is the con man
00:55:04Ow!
00:55:05You idiot!
00:55:07What do you think you're doing?
00:55:09Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:12We had nothing to do with it
00:55:15Fakes
00:55:18No no no no no no, these are the real deal
00:55:22What?
00:55:25Fakes
00:55:28No no no no no, these are the real deal
00:55:32What?
00:55:33Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:35Are you senile? Like, those can't be real
00:55:38Ow!
00:55:39Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:40Wait a minute, if those cards are real
00:55:43then he he's lying I apologize for interrupting your family dinner I'll be
00:55:50cutting up all of his credit cards again and he will be grounded until hopefully
00:55:56he learns his lesson let's go your mother's in the car we almost destroyed
00:56:05those precious treasures we didn't mean to it was all Henry's fault
00:56:14well it looks like dinner's finished to me let's go for a walk that sounds nice
00:56:21it'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench
00:56:33sorry I had to deal with my family back there don't worry about it I just didn't want our
00:56:39first date in sour is that your wife
00:56:56yes she passed in labor sorry I know what it's like to lose someone you love never
00:57:05gets easier I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody I just
00:57:14want to be by your side
00:57:31stay here Mia be careful hey bitch who's gonna save you now huh hey baby
00:57:42Bobby watch out
00:57:50hey
00:57:55let her go Tyler
00:58:04I thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:09those are cute
00:58:10that was my daughter
00:58:14see that what you get for going against me you son of a bitch
00:58:21it's time to go join your wife and yell
00:58:28fuck come on boys you got lucky this time motherfucker next time I see you it's
00:58:33gonna be your last
00:58:34okay
00:58:37not yet
00:58:38I think it's frozen
00:58:40gotta get you
00:58:41gotta get you to the hospital
00:58:43let's go
00:58:52wait don't move
00:58:55not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:58:58I have an itch
00:59:01down there
00:59:02my hands are
00:59:03okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:08is it right here
00:59:16how's that feel
00:59:17that's amazing
00:59:18is that it
00:59:19oh yeah
00:59:20that's so good
00:59:22that's amazing
00:59:24please
00:59:27oh
00:59:28yes
00:59:29what's daddy doing
00:59:31Eleanor
00:59:34daddy
00:59:35hey
00:59:36oh
00:59:37oh
00:59:37sorry
00:59:38hey doc
00:59:40what's wrong with Bobby's hand
00:59:41well Mr. Woods right hand suffered a stress fracture
00:59:45he needs
00:59:46at least six weeks of proper rest
00:59:48or there will be permanent consequences
00:59:50six weeks
00:59:52what about the US Open
00:59:54you need rest
00:59:55and that's doctor's orders
01:00:00I missed you Eleanor
01:00:01I missed you too
01:00:03wait wait wait
01:00:04what are you doing
01:00:04you need to rest
01:00:05and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:07I have to go to the US Open
01:00:10I'll pop oxy if I have to
01:00:11okay but we only have one a day
01:00:13and it only lasts four hours
01:00:15what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:17you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:20four hours is plenty
01:00:22I'll win
01:00:23for you and me
01:00:25it's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending
01:00:31welcome to the US Open Championships
01:00:34the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:37the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:40this year will be at the infamous Devil's Course
01:00:43the Auckland Golf Club
01:00:45the course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards
01:00:51it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:00:55who will conquer the Devil's Course
01:00:57and who will claim the Sterling Trophy
01:01:02what?
01:01:03what?
01:01:04wait
01:01:05Bobby
01:01:05Bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:07this legendary lion
01:01:08he's a grand slam champion
01:01:11he's never lost a tournament
01:01:12and now that the lion's back
01:01:14if we win August will be saved
01:01:16Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:01:18but his right hand
01:01:20is it really gonna be okay?
01:01:39your old news loser
01:01:41still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card?
01:01:46shut the fuck up Tyler
01:01:49feisty
01:01:49I like it
01:01:50you can keep screeching
01:01:51but when I win
01:01:52I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat
01:01:54to shut you up
01:01:55that sounds fucking gross
01:01:56enough
01:01:56this is a waste of time
01:01:58while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:01I have been conquering this very course
01:02:03year after year
01:02:08you think you can keep up with me?
01:02:17you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:24I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:28I will show them once and for all
01:02:30who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:02:55incredible
01:02:55the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:02they're all playing way above their level
01:03:04it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:10man oh man
01:03:13this AI
01:03:14it's incredible
01:03:15it's our secret weapon
01:03:16this has been
01:03:17he can't beat us
01:03:19he's done for
01:03:27can he do it?
01:03:37this is your grandson here?
01:03:39he's better off as my caddy
01:03:42don't push yourself
01:03:43you can't play like this
01:03:45don't worry about it
01:03:47I'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:53alright well you focus on swinging
01:03:55I'll take care of the rest
01:04:22I'll take care of the rest
01:04:22hey are you ok?
01:04:25how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:33oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:04:40catch up
01:04:40quickly game's just begun
01:05:04mia where are you hey do you need something i tried to grab my towel my wrist still hurts
01:05:12oh yeah hold on
01:05:16can you massage it please the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:23where does it hurt right here
01:05:42the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:47tonight
01:05:48you're mine
01:06:10i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:15eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:19a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say i'm the
01:06:25luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:06:43four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:02what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:13wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:17what are they trying to do
01:07:21that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:26he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:32we're completely dug in
01:07:35what are you gonna do
01:07:38just give it up old man according to our calculations it is impossible to make it
01:07:43in the hole in one stroke
01:07:46the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:48there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:51they must be playing dirty
01:07:56you planted microchips in your arm
01:07:59so what if we did
01:08:00all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:11you want a hint
01:08:13the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:18you lose
01:08:19ai is never wrong you're so screwed
01:08:25dude just accept it
01:08:27you're a washed up retiree
01:08:29you can't be cold hard facts don't you understand that
01:08:32it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:37leave it to me
01:08:57how the hell
01:08:58no
01:09:00that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:09:10see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:12he still needs two strokes
01:09:15that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:17it runs the world now
01:09:21bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:23just to tie with kane
01:09:24shit
01:09:25shit mia
01:09:26we're done for
01:09:27looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:31the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:34it's your biggest mistake
01:09:35making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:36nobody can do that
01:09:38oh god
01:09:41wait on the green
01:09:43something's moving
01:09:47wait
01:09:47wait
01:09:48that's my ball
01:09:49that's my ball
01:09:51did he just
01:09:54oh so close
01:09:56but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:59it's okay guys
01:10:02even if august golf club goes down
01:10:04we'll stick together like family
01:10:06our cutting-edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:10:13when
01:10:15in your dreams
01:10:16our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:18and guess what
01:10:19it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:30what's this
01:10:31i can't believe my eyes
01:10:33the ball's still moving
01:10:35look alive boys
01:10:38i'm still in play
01:10:44it stopped
01:10:46a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible
01:10:51yeah you must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:12i knew you could do it
01:11:16our cutting-edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:19how did you
01:11:20nah you know man
01:11:22it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:23right
01:11:24i mean
01:11:25there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:29it's not a bug
01:11:30he took the path that ai
01:11:32considered to be impossible
01:11:34and he did it in one stroke
01:11:36he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:38beyond human ability
01:11:40a free lesson for you
01:11:41all the cold hard data in the world
01:11:43can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:48it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:51so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:57now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:59bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:01you know what this means
01:12:03a sudden death rap
01:12:05whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:09let's go boys
01:12:16what's wrong
01:12:20the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:22don't worry
01:12:23i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:12:49you've held out long enough old man
01:12:51it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:00damn it
01:13:01painkillers worn off
01:13:13next is hole 10
01:13:15535 yards at par 4
01:13:17kane carter is up next
01:13:26woo
01:13:27just give up
01:13:28the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:31not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:32you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:47what the hell are you looking at old man
01:13:48the flag's all the way over there
01:13:51just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:13:53disappear?
01:13:54there's not a cloud in sight
01:13:55you really are crazy
01:13:57my experience doesn't lie
01:13:59my experience doesn't lie
01:14:03my experience doesn't lie
01:14:12even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:16chin up old man
01:14:17you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:19for good
01:14:20daddy
01:14:22a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:23i know you can do it
01:14:26you got this
01:14:30soon
01:14:31soon?
01:14:32soon what?
01:14:33are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:35i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:36because it's gonna take an act of god for you to win this
01:14:39anything less and that trophy is mine
01:14:42a miracle?
01:14:44miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:57the sun
01:14:58the sun
01:14:58it actually disappeared
01:15:00the sun
01:15:11fine
01:15:11at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:22yes
01:15:24nice shot bud
01:15:25bummer
01:15:25nerdy
01:15:27yes
01:15:28kane slipped up
01:15:30bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:33then he's tied with kane
01:15:34let's run another round
01:15:36got this daddy
01:15:37god
01:15:39at his time it's gonna be the total eclipse
01:15:41how's he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:15:43this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:45even at his peak
01:15:47plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:49you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:51now it's bobby's turn
01:15:53he's looking rough
01:15:54we believe in you bobby
01:15:56you got this
01:16:03wait
01:16:04bobby's not aiming for the stage
01:16:05he's aiming for the flat
01:16:07he's swinging for the whip
01:16:09i tell you what
01:16:10i'll sweeten it
01:16:12you pull off this miracle
01:16:13i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:16and i'll hand it to august
01:16:21august doesn't want your club
01:16:23your reputation is trash
01:16:27and you
01:16:30i'll go beyond
01:16:31i'll beat the old me
01:16:33after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:16:39now watch this drive
01:17:13fly golf ball fly
01:17:15big daddy's dream come true
01:17:17fly golf ball fly
01:17:37how did he do this?
01:17:38how did he do this?
01:17:45let's go
01:17:46let's go
01:17:46let's go
01:17:47let's go
01:17:47oh my god
01:17:48let's go
01:17:50let's go
01:17:50no
01:17:51i lost
01:17:53look
01:17:53he crushed me
01:17:55how could kane lose to this fucking old bastard
01:17:58hmm
01:17:59ah
01:18:00oh
01:18:01daddy i knew you're the bestest
01:18:05fox
01:18:06did you see that?
01:18:07he managed to beat kane carter with an injured right hand
01:18:10he's back folks
01:18:12the gooks
01:18:13the lion
01:18:14bobby
01:18:18woooooooods
01:18:21the winner of the u.s open championship
01:18:25bobby the lion woooooooods
01:18:32i didn't do this for me
01:18:36i did it for all of us
01:18:38for august's golf club
01:18:40woo
01:18:43you cheated
01:18:45this trophy belongs to the golden hills golf club
01:18:48you were taking pills
01:18:50i saw it with my own two eyes
01:18:52you were doping
01:18:55no
01:18:55the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:19:01you got proof of that sweetheart?
01:19:03i can prove it
01:19:09the doping you saw?
01:19:12painkillers
01:19:13prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:19:16legal
01:19:17approved by the association
01:19:19and cleared prior to competition
01:19:22it's all documented right here
01:19:25you
01:19:27you're on his team
01:19:28you're in on it
01:19:30oh and uh
01:19:31as far as your crimes go
01:19:32i've got
01:19:34implanting microchips
01:19:35to cheat
01:19:37and also aggravated assault
01:19:39i have evidence
01:19:41how about you?
01:19:45i have evidence
01:19:47do you?
01:19:50this is enough to arrest you
01:19:52and
01:19:52investigate your little club
01:19:54come on
01:19:55punch you motherfucker
01:19:57lion
01:19:58you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion
01:20:04shhh
01:20:06shhh
01:20:08a long time ago i said i was going to retire
01:20:11but i did for my daughter
01:20:13and since i've won
01:20:14i'm going back into retirement
01:20:20stay
01:20:21we need a legend like you in golf to lead the way
01:20:26please stay
01:20:28stay
01:20:29stay
01:20:30stay
01:20:34eleanor
01:20:35daddy has a lot of money now
01:20:37and i can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to
01:20:41i'm staying with you
01:20:42i'm not golfing
01:20:46daddy
01:20:47i like watching you play golf
01:20:49i've never seen you so cruel and strong before
01:20:53you're amazing
01:20:56i'm a big girl now
01:20:58Eleanor's happy if daddy's happy
01:21:00daddy should do what he wants too
01:21:09okay
01:21:10then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:21:15we're going to be Homecoming
01:21:15yeah
01:21:15yeah
01:21:15yeah
01:21:35yeah
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