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01:28Just run!
01:29Just run!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:19No!
02:24No!
02:30No!
02:38No!
02:42No!
02:50Not bad.
03:01Sir Duncan, take it!
03:04Sir Duncan!
03:12Take it quick, Sir Duncan!
03:13Sir Duncan!
03:17Good boy, good boy, Thunder.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse!
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:06Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Here.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:04Just like...
06:05Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Makos sprang out last.
06:30Daemon was the bastard, so they kicked us bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38When you kill a rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:43Black guy's not a trueborn.
06:45He came from the wrong country.
06:47Was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning.
06:53The host of Dornish Spearmen.
06:58Fetch my armor.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shields.
07:13You don't have your shields?
07:15Well, yeah.
07:16We'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge comes to knights of high birth and renown.
07:23Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26Sorry.
07:27I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:35And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no.
07:47No, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no.
07:56Goose eggs.
07:58For your sake.
07:59Just the...
08:06Do you like loose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:28Mmm.
08:29Shut up.
08:30Shut up.
08:58Mmm.
09:00Mmm.
09:14What's going on?
09:16Kevin!
09:17Yes!
09:18Ha ha ha ha!
09:20Ha ha!
09:22Ha ha!
09:24Ha ha!
09:25Ha ha!
09:25Ha ha!
09:25Ha ha!
09:35I want some hard-soled beef.
09:41All I make, I can't eat hard-soled beef.
09:44I just eat lovely food and grapes and all of them.
09:49Can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you a bottle.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Haven't you not, sir?
10:37I'd keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Does you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
11:00I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire after the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win.
11:47If I win.
11:50Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please.
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Er...
12:13So, Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So, I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30It might not.
12:32Hmm.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:46I... I don't have any money.
12:48I...
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:16He's a deaf lans.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But we're a...
13:21Challenger to come forth.
13:23And an horse, Sir Andrew, against all odds.
13:26The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your foe from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall, and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the reins will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride, if you're Duncan.
15:00Son of Mirka, grandson of Ingeron the Good, and prince of Ozcargarian, prince Arian, bright flame!
15:42Cousin?
15:52Not to worry.
15:53I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:07Stop!
16:17Yoop!
16:19I got it!
16:24Come here!
16:26Here!
16:29Come here!
16:33Come here!
16:36Come here!
16:39Come here!
16:40Come here, come here!
16:42Run!
16:43Come here!
16:43Go!
16:47Kill him!
16:49Kill him!
17:12He's too low.
17:22Kill him!
17:301- Square Mexicans the same way!
17:42She's a rock, she's a rock.
17:48She's a rock!
17:56She's a rock, she's a rock!
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31But that was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me.
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:50The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lass.
19:10Have two fingers less than most, you'll shut the lock your eyes.
19:15Oh, lass.
19:16I'm still far, fairly down alone.
19:18I tried to buy a pinkie, but I copped the whole of mine.
19:22Oh, lass with three fingers, never had a lot.
19:26She gave me all she had to give to, more than what was sloth.
19:29Oh, more than what I want.
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't a wits, sir?
19:41A crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses.
19:44I think there probably was.
19:47Of course there probably was.
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:54Mm, no.
19:56I just think Alice is a nice name to write us on to.
19:59That means there was a crippled girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03that they saw fit to celebrate her in song,
20:06and yet they could not bother credit her true name.
20:08If there's a lesson in that, it's for wiser men than me to say.
20:13Perhaps it is a story of honour.
20:16Honour?
20:17A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts.
20:22One might wish for more.
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit,
20:26giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were.
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter, then.
20:33It's her story that abides.
20:36Her name is Hope, sir.
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it.
20:43Oh, Alice was a special lass.
20:45Over every time.
20:47She lost the digit in the block,
20:49and now she's only...
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
20:59Uh, no.
21:00Not really.
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged.
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom.
21:09I used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown.
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief.
21:17If he was as big as me, he wouldn't have met a very good one.
21:33Say your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36Go on, then.
21:37You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister.
21:42Do the boy now.
21:46You shall be king.
21:49And die in hot fire, and worms shall feed upon your ashes.
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying.
21:58What?
22:03That's very good.
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on.
22:15So, Duncan!
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy.
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire.
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway.
22:25Good day.
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir.
22:34And bring your shield when the performance is over.
22:39We make it ourselves.
22:44Very well.
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure.
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow,
23:04I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield.
23:07He's a barge chivalrous as a starved weasel.
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched.
23:20A local favourite.
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse.
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey.
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day.
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish.
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse.
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable.
23:44Let alone a prince.
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan.
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands.
23:57Enslaved our people.
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs.
24:02Every pale-haired brat that's saddled on us has been madder than the last.
24:06God's no how.
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits.
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse.
24:23I've got to be carried away there.
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan.
24:59I heard that part about the tits from Stefan.
25:02I heard that part about the tits from Stefan.
25:11Oh, come on now.
25:11I'm not real.
25:13Oh...
25:17You're not real.
25:31Nothing is real.
25:31LAUGHTER
25:38There, Ian. His whole smile's in chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which were those?
25:50His heir, Darren and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But, most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wondermaker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why. Darren's a sot.
26:16Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless they were going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23No! Sit down! You have to come!
26:25Arian's hurting her!
26:26Hurting who?
26:30Oi!
26:32My son!
26:44My son!
26:48My son!
26:51My son!
26:52I'm sorry.
26:54I'm sorry.
26:55What's your name?
26:55Oh my...
26:56No!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this whore?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28To Dragonorn, never lose.
27:35Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:26All right.
28:39I don't want to look like you.
28:42Lord correct.
28:46Please do.
28:46Amen.
28:47Bye.
28:47Bye.
28:50Bye.
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