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01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop
01:54but I don't think that's true
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does
02:04Sir Duncan only has us
02:05And if he loses, he won't even have that
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand
02:13Somehow
02:15But then it's up to you
02:23High up, yeah!
02:37High up, yeah!
02:42High up, yeah!
02:49Not bad
03:01Sir Duncan, take it!
03:12Take a quick set up and
03:13Take a quick set up and
03:18Good boy, good boy, Thunder
03:27Good boy
03:28You steal that horse
03:44Tell the truth
03:45We'll be fair
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior
04:32When it is madness bid
04:33It is madness delivered
04:37You're small for a squire
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall
04:42He's large enough for the both of us
04:45We've not heard of him
04:47You will
05:05Where have you been?
05:07Training
05:10Don't wander off without telling me
05:16What are you doing, Sir?
05:19Sewing a patch
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge
05:31What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, Sir
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told
05:49Never mind that
05:52Yeah
05:53Yeah, just like that
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible
05:58And that's your whip stitch
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just like
06:04Just practice
06:05Just try again
06:10There?
06:11Yes
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm
06:16Is it all that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn
06:27Prince Mekos sprang out last
06:29Daemon was the bastard
06:31So they kicked his bastard
06:33Grass is green in summer
06:34Green grass I adore
06:36But grass is red all over
06:38When you kill a rebel
06:39Horses die in battle
06:41This battle was the front
06:43Black guy's not a trueborn
06:45He came from the wrong country
06:47Was in peril
06:48The anvil was a rock
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard
06:52With his giant feigning
06:53Host of Dornish spearmen
06:57It's time
06:59Fetch my armour
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists
07:10You don't have your shield
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way
07:18Mm-hmm
07:19Also, the right of first challenge
07:21Goes to knights of high birth and renown
07:22Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait
07:26So I
07:27I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir
07:30No
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown
07:35And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery
07:46No, no
07:47No, no, no
07:49Goose eggs
07:50Just
07:51Just the eggs
07:52No, no, no
07:56Goose eggs
07:58For your sake
07:59Just like
08:02Thank you
08:06Do you like
08:07Goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir
08:14Thank you
08:28Shut up
08:30Do you like
09:13What's going on?
09:41I can't eat hard salt beef. I just eat lovely food and grapes. I can't even drink a pint of
09:50ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56Well, then I won't buy you a bottle.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero, and he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most, haven't you not, sir?
10:37I'd keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
11:00I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:15After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:27I can't.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
11:48If I win...
11:49Mr Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please.
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:39Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:46I... I don't have any money.
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:16He's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But we're a...
13:21Challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:06A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride if you're Duncan.
14:33I shall see you.
15:09I shall see you.
15:42Cousin?
15:52Not to worry, I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:06Come on.
16:07Come on!
16:08Come on!
16:47Kill him!
16:49Kill him!
17:01Kill him!
17:02Kill him!
17:02Ah!
17:04Cut!
17:06Oh!
17:12He's too low.
17:14He's too low.
17:17Oh!
17:18Oh!
17:21Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:38Jake!
17:40I'm not that!
17:42I'm not that!
17:45Oh!
17:48Oh!
17:51Oh!
17:54Oh!
17:56Oh!
18:21I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31That was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me,
18:38and I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:50The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come on.
18:57Oh, Alice was a special lass
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost a digit hand in Flock
19:04Now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers less than most
19:12She'll shove them up your arm
19:14Oh, Alice in Paris
19:16Oh, fairly down alone
19:18I tried to buy a pinky
19:20But I cocked the whole of me
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give
19:28To more than what we saw
19:29I was more than what I saw
19:31Oh, Alice with four than what I saw
19:31Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:36Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses?
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:55No, I just think Alice is a nice name to write us on to
19:59That means there was a crippled girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's... it's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:43Oh, Alice was a special lass
20:45Don't be ready for them
20:47She lost a digit in the block
20:49And now she's only
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13The cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me, he wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33See your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:06Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:08Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:28Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:34And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:00Heh
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's a barge chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andro and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:23Hmm
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31Looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:45Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat that's saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05Gods know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So aye, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I can't be carried away there
24:25I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:42Uh...
24:44Excuse me
24:47AAAAAAAA
24:49AAAAAAAAAAAA
25:00AAAAAAAAAAA
25:30Yay!
25:38There are, Ian, his old smiles and chivalry
25:40as long as his father are watching.
25:42I saw Princeablância's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his mis-begats.
25:48Dios Bygates?
25:48Which of those?
25:50He's there, Darren, and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but they haven't reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about that the boys are dead, but most like Darren.
26:02He's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wondermaker's been walking around
26:08like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sot.
26:16Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless,
26:20we're gonna ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23Sir Duncan, you have to come.
26:25Arian's hurting her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:32I've been here, couldn't,
26:38I can tell you where to go.
26:40I know I belonged on my wall.
26:45Oh, there you are!
26:48Ah!
26:51nóng
26:56churches
26:57아like
26:57oh
27:01cờiamo
27:01Una il
27:02Hmm.
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:35Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
27:51Go!
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:43I don't want to look like you.
28:44I don't want to look like you.
28:44I don't want to look like you.
28:44I don't want to look like you.
28:45I don't want to look like you.
28:45I don't want to look like you.
28:45I don't want to look like you.
28:45I don't want to look like you.
28:46I don't want to look like you.
28:46I don't want to look like you.
28:47I don't want to look like you.
28:47I don't want to look like you.
28:48I don't want to look like you.
28:52I don't want to look like you.
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