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00:00:03Open your legs up for me.
00:00:05Why?
00:00:06Like that?
00:00:08Like that.
00:00:14Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:18Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:21This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:24I only want you.
00:00:28Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:30But I don't care.
00:00:32You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:45And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:52on my 18th birthday.
00:00:53In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:00:59In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:02It's pure tragic.
00:01:03Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:07So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:11Oh, shit!
00:01:12Fucking dumbass!
00:01:14Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:20It could've been really bad.
00:01:24Oh, fuck.
00:01:25Oh, my God.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:01:32Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:41All right, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:43You crash here when I'm off with the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:48I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:54But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:57But bring something.
00:01:58Not so fast.
00:02:00You're not staying here alone.
00:02:01I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:04What?
00:02:05A roommate?
00:02:06No, I'm an adult.
00:02:07I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:09No, no.
00:02:09You're a big baby.
00:02:10And you know it.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:13Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:33Hey, Rumi.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41oh you've got to be kidding me i'm living with brett harrison the same brett harrison
00:02:46i accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us uh ellie my eyes are up here
00:02:53what alice look alice quit drooling come on that's gross i i wasn't i wouldn't call it drooling
00:02:59i would say it's zoning out and dude you gotta start wearing a shirt and put some actual pants
00:03:04on you can't go come in in front of my little sister yeah i just gotta share i don't care
00:03:08man
00:03:08all right you're on watch duty now you gotta keep the horny jocks away from her okay and remember
00:03:13most important part road code we don't mess with each other's sisters
00:03:16i don't want to sleep with you around catch you later okay fuck yeah all right catch you after
00:03:20practice okay all right everybody you know i don't think that i'm the one having a hard time keeping
00:03:27it in my pants
00:03:34hey hey reminds me have have you gotten any weird emails from me i don't know why don't you
00:03:42define weird it's like a a virus maybe or scam bug like anything like that it's sometimes they have
00:03:52files that like will give you a virus if you open it so you just don't want to open it
00:03:56and if you see
00:03:57anything to me you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it yeah right a virus
00:04:03just happened to write 10 pages of smut about us having sex that's a bummer yeah no i've been uh
00:04:11you know at a training camp last like two weeks so i had a signal so he hasn't seen me
00:04:16i'm safe
00:04:18wow what's on the email
00:04:22wow what's on the email anything uh scandalous
00:04:25inappropriate anything i should uh know about nothing nothing because you know like i am
00:04:30gonna be looking after you i made a promise to ron so uh if there's anything i need to know
00:04:34about
00:04:35you should uh tell me no nothing nothing scandalous i i'm gonna go actually i have to go
00:04:41good to see you okay deep breath this is my year new city new school i'm gonna make this squad
00:04:53and i'm not going to think about brett's stupid perfect abs
00:05:15what is a size 8 doing in my locker room uh more like a 12
00:05:23hi um i'm alison i would really love to be on your cheerleading team
00:05:27sweetie cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate you know what i mean
00:05:34uh but i was captain of my high school team and i went really fast
00:05:39okay you want a shot but you have to prove you have guts first
00:05:44okay yeah i'll do anything go talk to the football captain
00:05:48if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines
00:05:52then i'm fine with it
00:05:55sure yeah um where is he
00:05:57he's in a team meeting down the hallway third door on the left
00:06:01and just barge in be aggressive he loves that
00:06:12oh i can't with these delusional virgins
00:06:15she seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus
00:06:19brett's gonna eat her live
00:06:26third door meeting room show em aggression
00:06:43you uh lost baby girl because uh you just come here for a show
00:06:47we lost and we still gotta start
00:06:52hope you brought your meatpads virgin
00:07:07look i'm here in official business okay i just i need to see the captain
00:07:10actually uh i have a captain right here
00:07:13are you needing a salute
00:07:16back off
00:07:34you looking for me
00:07:38you looking for me
00:07:40what do you think you're doing in the boys locker room
00:07:43brett he's the football captain
00:07:45of course he is who else could it be
00:07:49look i need to ask you something
00:07:51you know you have a habit of walking in on me when i'm half naked
00:07:55brett this is serious okay
00:07:56the girls on the cheerleading team said that i need to ask your permission to be put on the squad
00:08:00elson i think these girls are messing with you
00:08:02i am the captain of the team
00:08:04that doesn't mean i decide the roster the coach is in
00:08:06oh my god
00:08:08sir
00:08:09uh i i have to go
00:08:12cool it down sweetheart
00:08:13you look thirsty
00:08:22hey we're great well you guys are gonna be running lapsing you fucking puke
00:08:25put it down
00:08:30what's that
00:08:31well let's get you out of here i don't want to see you like this
00:08:33it's okay i can just go back
00:08:46i finally did it
00:08:48the thing i fantasized about since i was 12 years old
00:08:51i kissed my brother's best friend
00:08:53and holy hell it felt good
00:08:57the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:12you guys are benched
00:09:14it's just a joke
00:09:15seriously
00:09:17the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:21oh look it's a kisser
00:09:23in the men's shower allison
00:09:25unhinged
00:09:26does he kiss as good as he looks
00:09:29kill me
00:09:29no
00:09:36what are you doing here
00:09:38i'm here to pick you up
00:09:40obviously
00:09:42didn't your practice end like four hours ago
00:09:44yes it did
00:09:45you've just been waiting
00:09:47yeah
00:09:48and uh
00:09:48whose fault is that
00:09:50i messaged you
00:09:52oh crap
00:09:52i blocked him the second i hit send on that smut
00:09:55i was dying of embarrassment
00:09:58i must have missed your message
00:10:00sorry
00:10:01missed my message
00:10:02you know i don't think so
00:10:05i think
00:10:06i've been blocked for a month
00:10:08why
00:10:10okay come on
00:10:11what
00:10:11just give it back
00:10:12whatever you
00:10:13hold on
00:10:14you're texting chad
00:10:17i've been blocked for a month
00:10:18but you're texting chad at midnight
00:10:20you know chad is a walking sgd
00:10:22he sleeps with everything that moves
00:10:23are you are you into that
00:10:24we're doing a school project together
00:10:26ah school project
00:10:27yes
00:10:27you know chad is definitely known for his academic passions
00:10:30well it's the truth
00:10:32so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:34hold on
00:10:34let me do something really quick
00:10:36what are you doing
00:10:37there you go
00:10:38chad is deleted
00:10:39what
00:10:40what
00:10:40stop
00:10:40they're already done
00:10:42that's not cool
00:10:43you can't do that
00:10:44because that's not fair
00:10:45uh yes it is
00:10:46because listen
00:10:47you're my business now
00:10:49so right now i want you to open your phone
00:10:52i said take your phone out
00:10:57cool
00:10:57do what
00:10:58i want you to uh
00:11:00pin my contact to the top
00:11:10keep it cool allison
00:11:11act like you've been in a car before
00:11:14this is literally my fanfic
00:11:17the car
00:11:18the moonlit night
00:11:20and the brooding quarterback
00:11:21i'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:26this is all i've ever wanted
00:11:32i only
00:11:33i only have ever wanted you
00:11:39oh yes
00:11:40ret
00:11:42harder
00:11:43faster
00:11:44i'm coming
00:11:46are you alright
00:11:47yes
00:11:47i need a little bit of air
00:11:49it's really hot in here
00:11:50i shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:53ron is gonna kill me
00:11:54but she's
00:11:55too cute
00:11:58no i just
00:12:07oh my god
00:12:08even my stories didn't go that far
00:12:10i mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:13would i even survive that
00:12:14you have double xl condoms
00:12:16do you see
00:12:17i'll tell you those
00:12:18it's for grown-ups
00:12:19do you actually use those
00:12:21yeah
00:12:21they're used for drinks
00:12:24there's no way
00:12:25that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:28what did you like to know
00:12:33yeah well
00:12:34you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:36yeah
00:12:37you're the one that tackled me in the boys locker
00:12:39you kissed me back
00:12:40you basically attacked me
00:12:42i was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor
00:12:50pathetic
00:12:51i'm actually pathetic
00:12:52i thought he kissed me back
00:12:54i'm such an idiot
00:12:56forget i said anything
00:12:58no why don't we talk about something that matters
00:13:00now that you're my responsibility
00:13:01we're gonna
00:13:02sit in some new ground rules
00:13:03excuse me
00:13:05there's gonna be a
00:13:069 p.m. curfew
00:13:08no parties
00:13:09no frat boys
00:13:10and you're gonna share your live location with me
00:13:12all the time
00:13:12are you insane
00:13:14who do you think you are
00:13:15my father
00:13:21i'm your roommate
00:13:22i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:26so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:30yeah
00:13:31we're roommates
00:13:32that means we're equals
00:13:34that means you
00:13:36don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:38so you're forgetting the point where i said
00:13:40that i am your brother's best friend
00:13:41and ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:44and do whatever i want you to do
00:13:46to make sure that you're safe
00:13:47why don't you consider me
00:13:49your brother pro max
00:13:52nope
00:13:52definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:56no pro max
00:13:58not when he looks like that
00:14:02yeah pro max
00:14:03yeah
00:14:04this whole thing
00:14:07is ridiculous
00:14:08first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:11now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:13and what parties i can go to
00:14:15you don't get to tell me about them
00:14:17i'm not your prisoner
00:14:18i don't control what i do
00:14:21yes i do
00:14:33freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:14:37fetish slash lingerie brusco
00:14:41mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:44lingerie
00:14:45seriously
00:14:47but if i don't go
00:14:48it'll be social suicide
00:14:49and i'll never make the squat
00:14:51i'm not letting rita win
00:14:54i'm your roommate
00:14:55and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:57since that's all he wants to be
00:14:59a roommate
00:15:00my brother's best friend
00:15:01screw him
00:15:02i don't take orders from those
00:15:07are you ready to ride
00:15:08come on
00:15:10get it up let's go
00:15:12get your body on the dance floor
00:15:14boy you know i got
00:15:16oh my god
00:15:27did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:34look everyone
00:15:35the strippers arrived
00:15:36let's all give littlest hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:43thanks
00:15:44at least i don't look so ordinary
00:15:48you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:50i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:54now
00:15:55are we gonna have some fun
00:15:57or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:16:01turn the music up
00:16:02let's play a game
00:16:18i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:28shit
00:16:29i don't have any guy friends here
00:16:31chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:34what's the matter
00:16:36no guys want you
00:16:38tick tock sweetie
00:16:40she's stalling
00:16:41she doesn't have anyone to help
00:16:43you can't get a guy
00:16:45you dress like a hooker
00:16:46you flash your tits enough
00:16:47single man wants to claim you
00:16:48just give me a second
00:17:00hey allison
00:17:01yeah
00:17:01all right
00:17:08that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:11but you're so thirsty
00:17:13lick it up
00:17:19lick it up
00:17:20lick it up
00:17:29brad
00:17:31what's up
00:17:32where are you
00:17:33i'm at club vibe
00:17:35i am
00:17:36i lost a dare
00:17:38yeah
00:17:40what kind of dare
00:17:42i need a man to claim me
00:17:44in front of everyone
00:17:46allison you asked me to
00:17:47go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:51go out of time
00:17:51come on
00:17:52brett
00:17:53please this is serious
00:17:54can you just come get me
00:17:55no allison
00:17:56you know what
00:17:56you want to break the rules
00:17:58you enjoy your night
00:17:59brett please
00:18:04how dare you even think brett
00:18:06he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:09you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:13i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:21where do you think you're going
00:18:22grab her
00:18:23what
00:18:24nope
00:18:24get off of me
00:18:26you lost the dare
00:18:27you paid the price
00:18:30you need to loosen up
00:18:32you couldn't get brett to touch you
00:18:33that's fine
00:18:34we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:39no
00:18:51what was that
00:18:52oh
00:18:53jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:19:00please
00:19:01come on sweetheart
00:19:02a dare is a dare
00:19:04stop fighting
00:19:07i'm doing you a favor
00:19:08taking that
00:19:10v-card out of your head
00:19:17please
00:19:19please
00:19:20stop
00:19:20you're getting this
00:19:22that's what gets used
00:19:25hey asshole
00:19:38don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:41don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:51brett
00:19:52this is a total overreaction
00:19:55jason and allie were just having fun together
00:19:57i mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:59she's practically begging for it
00:20:11you know i've been listening to any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:16and that goes for everybody
00:20:18i don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:20does everybody understand that
00:20:23great
00:20:24we're going to delete them right now
00:20:41what do you think you're doing huh
00:20:46you're sneaking out
00:20:46going to a place like this
00:20:49what would have happened if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:52what did you mean back there
00:20:57back where
00:20:59when you told everyone
00:21:02that i'm your girl
00:21:04the literal meaning
00:21:06i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:10i told her that i was going to protect you
00:21:12and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:15yeah
00:21:16i know
00:21:18because i'm just ron's little sister
00:21:19always causing trouble
00:21:21please just put this up
00:21:23happy
00:21:24yeah
00:21:29well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:32dressed like this
00:21:33like i'm desperate
00:21:34no that's not true
00:21:35i know
00:21:35okay i'm a total joke
00:21:36bullshit
00:21:37you're trying to impress people that don't matter
00:21:39okay
00:21:39these people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards
00:21:42i know
00:21:42i know
00:21:43obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:45and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:47and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:49that's not true
00:21:52fuck rita
00:21:53fuck everybody
00:21:56i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:57i don't want to be me okay
00:21:59i want to be liked
00:22:00i want to be wanted
00:22:01and i want someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:05i'll always answer when you come
00:22:07i'll always be there
00:22:08so what does that mean
00:22:10what does that mean for us
00:22:12what
00:22:12am i
00:22:14to you brent
00:22:16i'm losing my mind
00:22:17i know the rules but
00:22:19look at her
00:22:20all i can think
00:22:22just this once
00:22:25what
00:22:28say it
00:22:29just say it
00:22:29i'm just trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:32because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:34no
00:22:35it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:37that is not true
00:22:38then tell me
00:22:39that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:41tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:43i can't
00:22:46and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:49so you know what just forget it
00:22:52forget i said anything
00:22:55i'm done
00:22:55i'm done begging you
00:22:56i'm done
00:22:57no
00:22:57allison
00:22:58allison stop it
00:23:05allison
00:23:06there is a line
00:23:07and i am trying
00:23:08to not
00:23:09cross
00:23:09cross
00:23:10why
00:23:10because if i do
00:23:12i won't be able to stop
00:23:16it says that you have to stop
00:23:20please don't stop
00:23:23please don't stop
00:23:43what are you doing
00:23:45we're hurting everything
00:23:58yo what's up loser
00:24:04allie
00:24:04are you a threat right now
00:24:09swear to god guys
00:24:10what are you doing right now
00:24:11talk to me
00:24:16what is he doing
00:24:17is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:25yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:26hey ron what's up man
00:24:28allie called me
00:24:30dumbass
00:24:30and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:32two inches away from hers
00:24:33so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:36or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:37it's
00:24:38it was an accident okay
00:24:40we just
00:24:41i butt dialed you
00:24:42we went to the freshman party
00:24:45and
00:24:45and
00:24:46i was leaving
00:24:47and something
00:24:47got in my eye
00:24:48and so brett
00:24:49was helping me
00:24:50and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:51okay
00:24:52chill
00:24:53really
00:24:54yeah look
00:24:58it's really dry okay
00:25:00my eye is like dying
00:25:03all right
00:25:04brett
00:25:04if that's true
00:25:05you guys gotta take your tube
00:25:06i don't know
00:25:07like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:08i need you to take care of that
00:25:10i was uh
00:25:10i was going to right after
00:25:12i got it
00:25:14peace
00:25:14bye
00:25:18oh my god
00:25:19that was really really close
00:25:21hey what's up
00:25:23what's going on
00:25:24we should
00:25:24you forgot something
00:25:25no ellie
00:25:26it's late
00:25:27come on
00:25:27you almost kissed me
00:25:28hey ellison
00:25:30stop
00:25:36quit acting so childish
00:25:41you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:45is you
00:25:53all right ladies
00:25:55physical assessments today
00:25:57allison
00:25:59you're first
00:26:26allison
00:26:27you're first
00:26:31Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:35Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:37You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:40Shut up.
00:26:48Hey, uh...
00:26:50Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:54Huh?
00:26:58Hey, partner up. Stretching drills.
00:27:09Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:14I'm okay.
00:27:16Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:20Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:23Uh, excuse me.
00:27:26I'm not with anyone.
00:27:29Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:32That's right.
00:27:32She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:35Choose me.
00:27:40Walk away, Chad.
00:27:42Right now.
00:27:45Whatever, man.
00:27:46You're lost.
00:27:51What are you doing?
00:27:53Are you jealous or something?
00:27:56No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:58What was that?
00:27:59I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:28:00Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:28:05First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:10All right, come on.
00:28:12You first.
00:28:18Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:20You ready, Rookie?
00:28:22I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:24But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:27Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:30You want to play?
00:28:32Fine.
00:28:33Let's play.
00:28:34Let's play.
00:28:37Let's play.
00:28:37Let's play.
00:29:04What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:06I'm not doing anything.
00:29:07Stop it.
00:29:10Stop where?
00:29:12Switch positions.
00:29:16You're turned.
00:29:28Whenever you're ready.
00:29:30She's trying to kill me.
00:29:32And it's working.
00:29:38She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:41It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:44Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:51What the hell am I doing?
00:29:58What the hell am I doing?
00:30:00You okay, Brett?
00:30:02I'm okay.
00:30:02And done.
00:30:03Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:06You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:09Really?
00:30:11Really?
00:30:11Wow, thank you.
00:30:15Congratulations.
00:30:16Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:23You know what I mean?
00:30:41Oh, my God.
00:30:43Oh, my God.
00:30:43Shit, it's fucking hot.
00:30:44Are you okay?
00:30:46Oh, my God.
00:30:53Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:55Sure, here.
00:30:56Yes.
00:30:58Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:59It's fine.
00:31:01Okay, brain bleach.
00:31:02I need brain bleach, but...
00:31:05Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:31:07How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:10Okay, it's fine.
00:31:11Just...
00:31:11It's okay.
00:31:12Just forget it, okay?
00:31:13I'm doing laundry.
00:31:14I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:16I, um, didn't...
00:31:18You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:20And it...
00:31:21And neither are you.
00:31:23You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:24You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:26And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:28No, okay.
00:31:28I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:30Listen, I just...
00:31:32Why aren't you still here?
00:31:35Why aren't you still here?
00:31:36Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:37This is my morning routine.
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:39It's 8.30.
00:31:41Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today?
00:31:42It's 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:44What?
00:31:45Nobody told me that.
00:31:46I...
00:31:48Oh, my God.
00:31:49She's going to kill me.
00:31:50Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:50This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:52She's going to...
00:31:52She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:55Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:55It's okay.
00:31:56I'll...
00:31:56It's all right.
00:31:57Okay.
00:32:11Get all your stuff?
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:14Um...
00:32:15I have to go.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:17Thanks.
00:32:17Bye.
00:32:26Did you just see that?
00:32:27That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:31And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:33Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:35Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:37Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:46Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:48I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:51Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:53Late is late.
00:32:54You're just too lazy.
00:33:05Hey, what's your problem?
00:33:06My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:09It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:11Like I said, nobody...
00:33:16No.
00:33:17Hey!
00:33:17Stop!
00:33:18Are you crazy?
00:33:20Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:25Stop!
00:33:26You want to fight?
00:33:28I'll give you a reason.
00:33:34Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:36What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:37Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:39This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:40Cool.
00:33:41Get out.
00:33:43Get out of here.
00:33:44All of you, get out of here.
00:33:45Right now.
00:33:45Did you hear me?
00:33:46Get out.
00:33:51You okay?
00:33:53It's fine.
00:33:55I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:57I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:34:00It's gonna be okay.
00:34:01We have enough time.
00:34:02Trust me.
00:34:06Hi, hello.
00:34:07Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:34:08I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room.
00:34:10Right now.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:16Hey, listen.
00:34:17Use my jersey.
00:34:19Make it look better than the original.
00:34:20All right?
00:34:45Oh, shit.
00:34:46Is that even Allison?
00:34:58She looks...
00:34:59Stunning.
00:35:02Look at you.
00:35:03You look, uh...
00:35:04You look fantastic.
00:35:05You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:08It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:10You know, that's true.
00:35:11That's true, I am.
00:35:12Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:18You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:20Really?
00:35:22To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:25Of course.
00:35:26As...
00:35:28More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:31All right.
00:35:32Time's ticking.
00:35:33Let's move.
00:35:35Allison.
00:35:36I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:40But it works.
00:35:42You take center.
00:35:44Let's go.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:50Hey, uh...
00:35:57Where's the lake?
00:36:01Oh, dear.
00:36:06Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:13Okay.
00:36:15One, two, three, go.
00:36:21Shout out loud.
00:36:26Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:28Oh, yeah.
00:36:30Oh, yeah.
00:36:34Oh, yeah.
00:36:45Who is that girl?
00:36:47She's on fire.
00:36:48That's Allison Scott.
00:36:49Even though she had moves.
00:36:55Allison is serious.
00:36:56She's so hot.
00:36:58I mean, damn.
00:36:59I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:37:02Body in that uniform.
00:37:03Woo!
00:37:04You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:07Stay with me.
00:37:08I don't have to.
00:37:09See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:13I'm telling you right now.
00:37:14You don't fuck off.
00:37:15The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:28He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:35Ken may, the way out there, right.
00:37:35Touchdown!
00:37:36Harrison does it again.
00:37:38State wins.
00:37:39Yeah!
00:37:40Good job!
00:37:41Good job!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:46Woo!
00:37:50Woo!
00:37:51Woo!
00:37:52Woo!
00:37:53Woo!
00:37:53Yeah!
00:37:55Woo!
00:38:00Woo!
00:38:02Okay, shut up.
00:38:07Nicky.
00:38:08Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:14Justice for me!
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:19Oh my god, is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:22in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:26Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Now we've got ourselves
00:38:35a good old kiss camp standout. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:39Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Come on Alison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:46I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:51Oh, but I want it.
00:38:54No! No! No! No!
00:39:08Wait. What?
00:39:15I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17Kiss Kim, me, and Brett.
00:39:28Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:34Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:36No problem.
00:39:45This is insane.
00:39:46I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:50But it feels so right.
00:39:52I never want it to end.
00:39:54I don't want it to end.
00:39:58Harrison!
00:40:04Harrison!
00:40:07Oh, shit.
00:40:08What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:11Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:13You're making a scene.
00:40:14I'm making a scene?
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:15I'm making a scene.
00:40:16You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:19Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:21Are you serious right now?
00:40:23If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:28You're unbelievable.
00:40:30I hate you.
00:40:34Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:34No, no, no, no.
00:40:35You cut the crap.
00:40:36You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:38I promise you.
00:40:39Do not bullshit me.
00:40:40Do not bullshit me.
00:40:41Absolutely nothing.
00:40:42I'm serious.
00:40:43Nothing.
00:40:44You're fucking lying.
00:40:45I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:47Okay?
00:40:47She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:49I know that.
00:40:49So you stay in your lane, because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:54You do not cross me.
00:40:55You do not.
00:40:56I promise you, dude.
00:40:58Fuck.
00:41:02Hey, we need to talk.
00:41:06No.
00:41:07I sound like a mom.
00:41:09This is ridiculous.
00:41:10Why am I texting him?
00:41:11He's literally in the next room.
00:41:13You know what?
00:41:15Just go in there.
00:41:17Just ask him.
00:41:17Hey, Brett.
00:41:18What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:20He kissed me back.
00:41:21You can't deny it this time.
00:41:23It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:28Do or die.
00:41:34What are you doing?
00:41:36Getting groceries.
00:41:37What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:38I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:40Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:42I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:45She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:49Brett, what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:52I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:54I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:57Hi.
00:41:58You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:42:00Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:42:02You know what?
00:42:03I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:42:07It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:42:09Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:11The fun's over.
00:42:12It's finished.
00:42:13Do you understand?
00:42:17Don't you dare.
00:42:17No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:19I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19No, no, no.
00:42:20That's not fair, okay?
00:42:21Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:22Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:25Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:27You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:29Yeah, I don't know what you're doing.
00:42:30I'm not doing anything.
00:42:32Yes, you are.
00:42:33You know what?
00:42:34Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:37Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:39Yeah.
00:42:39Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:42I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:49Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:52Chad's a predator.
00:42:53And a loser.
00:42:54And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:58I can't.
00:43:05Oh.
00:43:06Is he hard?
00:43:12So at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:16You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:22Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:24You know.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:28Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:36Allie!
00:43:37Brett!
00:43:38You guys out here?
00:43:39Fucking shit!
00:43:40What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:41You have to get out.
00:43:42I can't get out.
00:43:43If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:45Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:47So I'm going to get out.
00:43:49Okay, cool.
00:43:50Allie, hey!
00:43:52Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:54Allie, hey!
00:43:54Just get under.
00:43:56Get out of what?
00:43:56But?
00:43:57Allie, come on, get down.
00:44:02Allie.
00:44:03Hi.
00:44:03She's not alone?
00:44:05Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:44:07What?
00:44:07I'm naked!
00:44:08Get out!
00:44:10You're...
00:44:11You're not, though.
00:44:13Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:18I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:18I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:20I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:21You got it, so...
00:44:22I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:28I mean it.
00:44:29You kicked ass.
00:44:30And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:34Thanks.
00:44:41Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:43Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:48So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:52Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:54It's a game.
00:44:55Everyone does it.
00:44:57A game?
00:44:58I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:45:00This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:45:02Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:45:07That's fair.
00:45:08Chad sucks.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:10Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:12Okay.
00:45:12He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:16They won't be.
00:45:19Okay, thanks.
00:45:23What was that?
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:29Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:32Okay.
00:45:32I'm okay.
00:45:33Don't drown.
00:45:33Okay.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:36Okay.
00:45:37Bye.
00:45:44God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:48Good talk.
00:45:49Wait.
00:45:52I have to ask you something.
00:45:55I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:57Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:59Be the girl he kissed.
00:46:00Just, there's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:46:04I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:14Got plans, Allie.
00:46:18Okay.
00:46:19Yeah, whatever.
00:46:20I just...
00:46:34Rat?
00:46:38I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:45Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:57Look.
00:46:58Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:47:00She's finally getting back.
00:47:01Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:47:04It's getting kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:47:07I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:47:10I came by myself.
00:47:11Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:15Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:17Nothing major.
00:47:18Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:22Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:26Huh.
00:47:27How much are you asking for this?
00:47:29$15.
00:47:30I made it myself.
00:47:32$15?
00:47:33For some plastic and twine.
00:47:35You don't have to buy it.
00:47:36It's ambitious.
00:47:38You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:41I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:48You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:52Are you insane?
00:47:54You actually want this garbage.
00:47:55You know, I value the artist.
00:47:57That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:58So, $500?
00:48:00What's that supposed to mean?
00:48:01She's nothing.
00:48:02No, you're nothing.
00:48:03Especially compared to her.
00:48:05How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:48:09Why don't you get out of here?
00:48:11No, I'm serious.
00:48:11Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:16You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:18What are you doing?
00:48:19What do you mean?
00:48:20You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:22You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:23And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:26You're distant with me one second,
00:48:27and then you defend me the next.
00:48:29What do you want?
00:48:30I'm just trying to...
00:48:33Allison.
00:48:34Party at my place.
00:48:36Celebrating the big win.
00:48:37You coming?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:40I'm not interested.
00:48:42She's a grown woman.
00:48:44She can speak for herself.
00:48:47So, what do you say?
00:48:50You're not going anywhere.
00:48:53And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:55Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:58You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:59Fine.
00:49:00Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:49:02No, yeah.
00:49:03Sounds fun.
00:49:07I'll be there.
00:49:17There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:21Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:23Oh.
00:49:25Thanks.
00:49:29It's a cool party.
00:49:30Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:34Really, for me?
00:49:36Why did you do that?
00:49:37You're single.
00:49:38I'm single.
00:49:39You need another reason?
00:49:42So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:45No deal.
00:49:46There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:48He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:53It's his loss.
00:49:54My gain.
00:49:57Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:50:02Let's fix that.
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08No, why not?
00:50:09There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:50:11Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:13You ever play the party challenge?
00:50:15No.
00:50:15What's that?
00:50:16We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:35Damn it.
00:50:36Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:39Come on, Allison.
00:50:40You're already here.
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:52Fine.
00:50:53But I play to win.
00:50:59I can check it out.
00:51:01Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:17Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:19Game's over.
00:51:19Let's go.
00:51:21Excuse me.
00:51:22What are you doing, huh?
00:51:22Get off of me.
00:51:23What do you think you're doing?
00:51:24You're ruining my night.
00:51:25Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:27What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were at it?
00:51:28Don't care.
00:51:29How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:31Okay?
00:51:31No more of these stupid games.
00:51:32You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:34I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:36I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:40Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:51Oh, my God.
00:51:52Oh, shit.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Oh, shit.
00:52:04Hey.
00:52:05Look at her.
00:52:05We got her.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:07Hey.
00:52:07Hold on, hold on.
00:52:08Hold on.
00:52:09It's okay.
00:52:10I got her.
00:52:11I got her.
00:52:12I got her.
00:52:14Oh, my God.
00:52:15Is she okay?
00:52:19Hey, hey, hey, look at me, look at me, look at me, hey, hey, you okay?
00:52:24I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't feel it, I can't feel it.
00:52:27You try to breathe, you try to breathe.
00:52:29All right, hey.
00:52:32You're going to be okay.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:36Let's get you in.
00:52:37Let's get you in.
00:52:39Okay?
00:52:42Yeah.
00:52:44Get out of my way.
00:52:45Move.
00:52:48Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:49All right, here you go.
00:52:50Put you down.
00:52:51You know, you could have died.
00:52:54And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:58close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:59Anybody who's half a brainchild would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:53:02That's not fair.
00:53:04What's not fair?
00:53:06What's not fair?
00:53:07What am I not understanding?
00:53:08Huh?
00:53:08What don't I understand?
00:53:09I don't know how this works.
00:53:11Okay?
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:13I'm figuring it out.
00:53:14I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:16You know what?
00:53:17That's fantastic.
00:53:17I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:19You're not any better than me.
00:53:21I'm not any better?
00:53:22What did I do?
00:53:23How am I not any better?
00:53:25What are you talking about?
00:53:27You're worse!
00:53:28And now what?
00:53:29I'm an asshole?
00:53:30How am I worse?
00:53:31You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:38Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:41Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:43Yeah, I know.
00:53:44I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:47You know, I don't understand.
00:53:51You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:56That's the worst thing.
00:53:57That's it.
00:53:58I did.
00:53:59No, no.
00:53:59I fell in love with you.
00:54:00I'm in love with you.
00:54:01Stop, stop.
00:54:01And you're my brother's best friend.
00:54:03I know that.
00:54:04I know.
00:54:04So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:54:10Am I crazy?
00:54:12Do you not feel anything?
00:54:15Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:19Okay?
00:54:21I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:24Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:25Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:27I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:29I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:36Forget it.
00:54:52I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:55:02Listen, you have no idea.
00:55:04Every single time I saw you with him.
00:55:07I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:55:14Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:16I made a promise to run.
00:55:18But you know what?
00:55:25I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:38I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:45And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:52Every time.
00:55:56Hey.
00:56:04I want you to take me right here.
00:56:10Right now.
00:56:24So what do we now?
00:56:31What do you want us to be?
00:56:34What do you want me to be?
00:56:37I want you to be mine.
00:56:41I think I already am.
00:56:47But what about Ron?
00:56:48He's going to kill you.
00:56:51Ron loves you very much.
00:56:53He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:56:59Very much I love you.
00:57:05I don't know.
00:57:06I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:57:12Just for now.
00:57:15I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:16I know.
00:57:19But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:26Yeah.
00:57:27I don't want to hear it.
00:57:29We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:47Thinking about you.
00:57:57Hi, Captain.
00:57:58When are you coming to pick me up?
00:58:00I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:58:03I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:58:07Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:58:12My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:58:17Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:19He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:23Brett, stop.
00:58:24Don't read my smut.
00:58:26I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:32Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:37Holy shit.
00:58:39That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:44I feel so hot right now.
00:58:49Palms my center.
00:58:51Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:53Are you away, Allie?
00:58:54Fuck.
00:58:59Fuck.
00:59:03Oh, my God, someone's coming.
00:59:05I have to go fake my own death.
00:59:06Bye.
00:59:07I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:27Hey.
00:59:28Are you okay?
00:59:29You sounded sick.
00:59:30Do you need help?
00:59:31Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:33You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:38I was just trying to help.
00:59:40Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:45Shoot.
00:59:46I'm late.
00:59:47I'm late.
01:00:06Brett.
01:00:08That's Allison's.
01:00:10Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
01:00:11If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:30See what you're up to.
01:00:32See what you're up to.
01:00:34Hey.
01:00:35Hey.
01:00:36You found my bag.
01:00:37I was looking for that.
01:00:38No problem.
01:00:42Attention.
01:00:43All members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:45It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:50I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:59thorough search.
01:01:00Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:01:06I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:01:09Excuse me.
01:01:10I was fixing my makeup.
01:01:11Sounded like you were retching.
01:01:13And I asked you if you were okay.
01:01:14Look at this.
01:01:15This is perfection.
01:01:16It's every girl's dream.
01:01:17I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:19And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:21I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:26Search me.
01:01:27I have nothing to hide.
01:01:32Your turn, Scott.
01:01:34Sure, but I...
01:01:36Rita!
01:01:38Jackpot.
01:01:40Well, well, well.
01:01:42Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:45I knew it.
01:01:46No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:50Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:55Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:57Those aren't mine.
01:01:59Right.
01:02:00A cheater and a liar.
01:02:02Coach, please listen to me.
01:02:04I've never seen those.
01:02:05I don't know what they are.
01:02:07I'm lying.
01:02:08It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:02:11They're mine.
01:02:11Yeah, those are actually my vitamins.
01:02:15Did you forget?
01:02:16Yeah, I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:02:18Yeah, sorry.
01:02:19I should have labeled them or something.
01:02:21He's right.
01:02:21They're just vitamins.
01:02:23No, they aren't.
01:02:23Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:30I just...
01:02:32They look suspicious.
01:02:34Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:37Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:39That's enough.
01:02:40All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:45Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:48What?
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:51Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:52Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:54I mean, I know it.
01:02:55Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:03:00You little bitch.
01:03:01You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:03:03That's enough, Rita.
01:03:05My decision is final.
01:03:10Listen up.
01:03:11When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:03:15You want us to drop her?
01:03:17She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:18That's the point.
01:03:20Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:22So tragic.
01:03:23I can't do that.
01:03:24Coach will kill me.
01:03:26Fine.
01:03:26And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:30I know everything, girls.
01:03:32Every dirty little secret.
01:03:34Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:36You're cool.
01:03:37And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:47Very sweet.
01:03:50What happened back there?
01:03:52How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:54I, uh, saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:57So I swamped it out.
01:04:00I knew it.
01:04:01I knew she was up to something.
01:04:02You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:04:06Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:04:08It was when we were...
01:04:11When we were having...
01:04:16Bone sex.
01:04:18So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:21Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:25Hey, do you...
01:04:28Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:29Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:31I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:33I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:34I'm being serious, too.
01:04:36Allison.
01:04:37Perfect just who you are, okay?
01:04:40I'll always be there to catch you on your phone.
01:04:45Always.
01:04:49All right.
01:04:50On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:53Rita, you're up first.
01:04:54Then Allison.
01:05:07Okay, Allison.
01:05:09Hey, great job, you guys.
01:05:11You killed it.
01:05:13Okay.
01:05:36Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:39Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:45I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:48Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:50You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:53Are you kidding me?
01:05:54They almost dropped me.
01:05:55I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:56I could have died.
01:05:57That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:59Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:06:02Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:06:08Oh, Brett.
01:06:11Oh, my gosh.
01:06:12I really appreciate that catch.
01:06:13I almost had a heart attack.
01:06:15All right, everyone.
01:06:16In light of performances and character,
01:06:19I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:27Wow.
01:06:29Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:30I'm proud of you.
01:06:32Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:37And that's game.
01:06:38State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:43Allie.
01:06:44Look, I know.
01:06:45It's not what you wanted.
01:06:46It's okay.
01:06:46Because you did good.
01:06:47That's all that matters.
01:06:48Thanks, bro.
01:06:49I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:50I'll be right back.
01:06:51Ew.
01:06:52Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:54Yo.
01:06:55Allison.
01:06:56She is.
01:06:57Looking good, baby.
01:06:58Y'all do private shows.
01:07:00You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:07:03You're so gross.
01:07:05Yo, what the hell?
01:07:07Are you serious?
01:07:08What?
01:07:08What's going on?
01:07:09I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:07:11No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:07:12You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:07:14I hate your dreams.
01:07:15How about you spend more time training on the field
01:07:17so that what happens today
01:07:18never happens again.
01:07:21You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:23Why?
01:07:24You know, everyone knows
01:07:25how you got a captain's position.
01:07:27How?
01:07:27By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:30I mean, that must be how you got out there,
01:07:31considering how much you suck
01:07:33while you play.
01:07:34You shameless whore.
01:07:36Hey!
01:07:38I'm one more.
01:07:39I did.
01:07:40You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:42She's a public boss.
01:07:44Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:48Hey, fuckface.
01:07:50Why don't you keep my sister's name
01:07:52out of your fucking mouth?
01:07:57That's enough.
01:07:59What's going on here?
01:08:00I mean, Coach, we all saw it.
01:08:01Chad was going to hit her.
01:08:03You're going to hit her?
01:08:05Get my office now.
01:08:06You!
01:08:07With me.
01:08:08This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:08:11We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:08:13All right.
01:08:14You sure you're on it?
01:08:20It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:22You could have broken your hand.
01:08:24Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:26Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:29Shut up.
01:08:36You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:41me out.
01:08:43Here, guys, 304.
01:08:44I think it says one.
01:08:45Let's go see the hero.
01:08:47Oh, shit.
01:08:47No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:49They can't see us like this.
01:08:51I won't let him.
01:08:53I'm still.
01:08:54I'm still in the truth.
01:08:55In front of the entire team.
01:08:58Ron's going to kill you.
01:09:01What do you want to do?
01:09:02Let's hide.
01:09:03Yeah.
01:09:09Brett!
01:09:10Brett, you in there?
01:09:12Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:09:14God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:09:19You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:27You need a hand, man?
01:09:28No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:37You gotta be quiet.
01:09:41Let's go to the audience.
01:09:44Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:47Hey, you know what?
01:09:48It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:10:00I feel what you did.
01:10:03I feel what you did.
01:10:05It's kind of hard to mess.
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:09I'm sorry.
01:10:11Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:10:13We got your food.
01:10:14It's gonna get cold.
01:10:14You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:10:16I can help you.
01:10:17Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:10:18I'm gonna be a little while.
01:10:20All right, let's just give him some space.
01:10:22Enjoy your blue balls.
01:10:23Yeah, don't pull a muscle.
01:10:24You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:27I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:30health and physical therapy time, you know what I mean?
01:10:33You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:36You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:55You know, I think I'm just going to watch.
01:11:00You know, I think I'm just going to watch.
01:11:06You know, I think I'm just going to watch.
01:11:08I think I'm just going to watch.
01:11:11You know, I think I'm just going to watch.
01:11:15I think I'm just going to watch.
01:11:16All right.
01:11:17Brad goes pro-opted this.
01:11:19Guarantee.
01:11:20I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:11:22Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:24Sick.
01:11:25Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:26let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:29Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:34I will end you.
01:11:36Leave it.
01:11:38Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:40You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:42Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:44She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:48And her dealer?
01:11:49Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:52Brett Harrison.
01:11:57That's not true.
01:11:59You know what? I don't care.
01:12:00Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:12:03She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:12:06Just ask them yourself.
01:12:07Oh, really?
01:12:08Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:12:12Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:12:15He said he had good stuff.
01:12:18But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:12:22Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:12:23I have proof.
01:12:27I know real doctors.
01:12:29I've got pills.
01:12:30Allie,
01:12:32no more being blackmailed.
01:12:33Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:38This is insane, okay?
01:12:40I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:42You sweetie.
01:12:43It's all coming out now.
01:12:44I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:47We trusted you.
01:12:48Cheater!
01:12:51Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:54Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:56She's using you.
01:12:57For the clout?
01:12:58For the status?
01:12:59Who was she before you slept with her?
01:13:02Nobody.
01:13:02A total bottom feeder.
01:13:04You know what?
01:13:04You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:13:06How'd you get that video, huh?
01:13:08And what'd you do to it?
01:13:09You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:13:11Boo!
01:13:12Boo!
01:13:12Listen, just please listen to me.
01:13:15Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:13:16This is my sister, okay?
01:13:17She would never do something like this.
01:13:20And here come the pretzels.
01:13:23All right, that's enough.
01:13:24That's enough.
01:13:25Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:28as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:31I have no choice.
01:13:33Allison Scott,
01:13:34you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:38Furthermore,
01:13:38you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:40pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:42Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:45Hold on.
01:13:46Hold it.
01:13:47If you would please,
01:13:48look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:51I know some real doctors
01:13:52that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:53at the right way.
01:13:55No more pills,
01:13:55no more purging,
01:13:56no more black pill.
01:13:57You'd really help us?
01:13:58Absolutely.
01:13:59Listen,
01:14:00you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:14:01savior spells ever again.
01:14:02So,
01:14:03what's the catch?
01:14:04We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:14:07This video,
01:14:08this is the real conversation,
01:14:10not the edited one
01:14:11that Rita just played.
01:14:13Now,
01:14:14for the drugs.
01:14:15These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:14:17They're vitamins.
01:14:18You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:14:21You want to check these out,
01:14:22principal?
01:14:25He's right.
01:14:27These are common supplements.
01:14:29Everybody,
01:14:29Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:32to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:34She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:37and she's been shaming them,
01:14:38degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:40Now,
01:14:40every body is different,
01:14:41but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:43Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:45one reason only,
01:14:46because she was a threat.
01:14:47She threatened the total control
01:14:48that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:51And it's horrible,
01:14:52because Allison,
01:14:53she's a beautiful person,
01:14:54and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:56And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:15:00That's not true.
01:15:01He's lying.
01:15:02She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:15:05Lock her up!
01:15:06Lock her up!
01:15:08Lock her up!
01:15:09Lock her up!
01:15:10You fucking bitch!
01:15:11Lock her up!
01:15:11You ruined my life!
01:15:13You ruined it yourself.
01:15:14Lock her up!
01:15:18Lock her up!
01:15:26Look at you,
01:15:27playing the victim.
01:15:29You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:32Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:34you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:36Nothing,
01:15:36but a little...
01:15:37Shut up, dude.
01:15:38Shut up.
01:15:39What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:41I don't have to do anything.
01:15:42You're gonna get exactly what you deserve,
01:15:43right now.
01:15:44Mr. Williams!
01:15:48Apparently,
01:15:49we've had a number of allegations
01:15:51of sexual harassment against you
01:15:53from various female students.
01:15:55As of now,
01:15:56you are officially suspended
01:15:57from all school activities.
01:15:58What?
01:15:59No!
01:16:00My father...
01:16:01Your father may have his name
01:16:02on the library,
01:16:03but I assure you,
01:16:04his money will not buy you immunity.
01:16:07You can take him away.
01:16:08Party's over.
01:16:09Let go.
01:16:09No!
01:16:10I'll throw you off!
01:16:11This isn't over!
01:16:14And as for you,
01:16:15Miss Scott,
01:16:16on behalf of the entire administration,
01:16:20I would like to apologize to you
01:16:23for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:25And as of now,
01:16:26you can consider yourself
01:16:27officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:30You can consider yourself
01:16:32officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:34Woo!
01:16:35Thank you, Principal.
01:16:37All right, everyone.
01:16:38Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:41I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:42But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:44So let's cheer on our Wolves!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Let's win!
01:17:01Touchdown!
01:17:02State University wins it all!
01:17:04Woo!
01:17:06Woo!
01:17:08Yes!
01:17:09Yes!
01:17:11Woo!
01:17:20Kiss!
01:17:21Kiss!
01:17:22Kiss!
01:17:22Kiss!
01:17:23Kiss!
01:17:24Kiss!
01:17:24Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:29Woohoohoo!
01:17:32Hey! Allison!
01:17:36The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:40Hey, well you know what, uh...
01:17:43He's cool, eh?
01:17:44I think he knew before we did.
01:17:47I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:49I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:54I love you, brother.
01:17:57If you still meet with me,
01:18:00you will want to invite me...
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