00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:05Go sunnin'
02:20Gunnin'
02:21Go sunnin'
02:21If you're gonna get out of the sky
02:24Beek
02:26I'm gonna go sunnin'
02:28Go sunnin'
02:31Go sunnin'
02:49Roger!
02:50Roger!
02:50My name is Roger.
02:51My name is Roger.
02:53My name is Roger.
02:56My name is Roger.
03:01Hey, Raj.
03:07Hey, fancy seeing you out here.
03:11You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:25Shit!
03:28How are you feeling?
03:33You know, it's hard out here.
03:38Dang smoothies can be so unkind.
03:43I say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52You're turning.
03:55Maybe.
03:57Maybe.
04:00Hey, you know, you don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger. I'm all out.
04:15That's okay. It's okay.
04:17Though, um, your smooth-faced friend, you, um, might want to clear out before things get ugly.
04:31I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:43What the hell?
04:48Not as long as you, though.
04:51You've lasted us all.
04:52How long since you first started Wasteland?
04:55A long time.
04:58That's a lot of vials.
05:01Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:10Say, remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Blamco mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:21Hot damn!
05:23Apple pie!
05:24You know, my mom used to-
05:42Why? Why'd you do that?
05:46Are you sick?
05:56Stop! Stop! Stop! Please, I-
05:58No, I know it's hard up here, but you don't-
06:00You don't have-
06:01You don't have to resort to-
06:04What'd you say your name was?
06:07Lucy McClain.
06:12McClain?
06:14Huh.
06:19Well, Lucy McClain, it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart.
06:26Sometimes, fellas gotta eat a fella.
06:37You know, my vault has endured hardship, too.
06:40In the great plague of 77, everyone had to quarantine, they couldn't work the farms together.
06:45People starved, my mother included.
06:49My dad dropped to 128 pounds, and he still refused to do anything like this.
06:55What?
06:55What's so funny?
06:58Well, that's what people say they did, and what they really did.
07:04Well, I bet your daddy was first in line at the cookout.
07:08I bet he had a bill with a drawing of his neighbor's ass on there.
07:17How do you live like this?
07:20Why keep going?
07:33Well, one good question deserves another.
07:40Why the fuck am I doing all the work?
07:45Now, come on, party.
07:48Ass-dricky don't make itself.
07:49The movie be.
07:49Play with me.
08:02You're dead.
08:05I'm can't wait.
08:07Your father is your father.
08:08I give up.
08:09I give up.
08:11I give up.
08:18And I'm dead.
08:20hello ladies how are you just fine just fine hello fellas how are you just fine
08:27it's real fine weather when we are to get together and we're all just fine just fine
08:34are you glad that you are here morning woody morning reg
08:39nice work on your posters well thanks reg i've been admiring yours as well
08:45any luck i asked him all sorts of questions who he is who he works for why his colleagues
08:52kidnapped overseer mclean what organizing principle if any they operate under nothing
09:03200 years with no contact the terrible things this creature must have been through
09:11what's he doing oh no sir please stop you will injure yourself you
09:19we better drink him again for his own safety we'll try again tomorrow
09:41there you are thought you might be up here made pie if you'd like a piece
09:50i was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream you sure did like pie that
09:56day
10:01you came here to talk to me about what i said at the assembly
10:05and why do you think that is it upset people you don't like it when people get upset but you
10:12do
10:16you're not the only one that feels the absence of your father people here are hurting disoriented
10:25and with your sister gone you're the last standing mclean
10:30and your voice carries more weight than you might realize
10:35i hid
10:39during the raid i got into storage space and i hid
10:43does that make you angry
10:48why does it matter
10:54regular boys
10:57can't get angry and they'll just pee on the wall
11:02and clever boys like you are angry
11:06you're lucky not to have seen where that can lead
11:16just tread lightly
11:21that's all i ask
11:44that's all i ask
11:47you
11:59Oh, my God.
12:29Now, you're getting it.
12:38How does that golden rule drive what's going through your head right now?
12:52What are you?
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:58You just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:42Where do you think you're going?
13:44You ain't going nowhere.
13:53There you are.
13:55You little killer.
14:14Now, that right there is the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far.
14:29What do you think?
14:38What do you think?
14:44What do you think?
14:46What do you think?
14:50What do you think?
15:00What do you think?
15:04What do you think?
15:06What do you think?
15:26What do you think?
15:33What do you think?
15:46What do you think?
15:53I will
15:56He took great care of his shoes
15:59You know, it was one of the few things he truly loved
16:03Get him talking about shoe maintenance
16:05And he'd just carry on until everyone left the room
16:11I loved him so much
16:14And those monsters took him away from me
16:19Awful
16:20I hate those guys
16:21It would mean a lot to me
16:24If you took Bert's shoes
16:27Wow
16:29Thank you, Steph
16:31I'll
16:33I'll try to wear them
16:34Oh, good
16:35And this
16:45Oh, Bert
16:51Oh, Bert
16:53Oh, Bert
16:53Oh, Bert
16:55Oh, Bert
16:58Oh, Bert
17:01Oh, Bert
17:02Oh, Bert
17:05Oh, Bert
17:06Oh, Bert
17:18Oh, yeah, of course. I'm sorry. What was I thinking?
17:26Oh, Bert.
17:29Yes, I am Bert.
17:37Now, that is one wet lady.
17:44Oh, yeah, of course.
17:46It's the moon that gives me the sun.
18:30Transaction?
18:32Yes.
18:35Two months' supply of vials. Exchange one female, mint condition.
18:43Near mint condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation. Please send her in.
18:56What's in there?
19:00You're about to find out.
19:04You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here, too, sweetheart.
19:12Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:28Yeah.
19:46What's in there?
19:51Oh, my God.
20:33Welcome.
20:34What the fudge?
20:35Fudge? There's no fudge here.
20:37Only a General Atomics International Mark IV.
20:40That's what I am.
20:41You seem to be a woman.
20:44Please, sir.
20:45My name is Lucy McLean.
20:46My dad's been taken, and I've been kidnapped.
20:50He's right outside.
20:51I say, you've lost a finger.
20:53Ah, that won't do at all.
20:55Let's get you taken care of.
20:57Follow me.
21:11Apologies for the mess.
21:13Time flies by lately.
21:15Especially since my temporal senses went out in the Great War.
21:18That must have been a week ago at least.
21:21Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you?
21:26Now, what have we here?
21:30Too fat, too with it.
21:32Ah, this one will do it.
21:33Now, you're lucky.
21:34I don't have to use a thumb.
21:36Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand.
21:44Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:50I say.
21:50I really do appreciate that.
21:52But listen, a big fish ate my head, and I need my head to get back my dad.
21:56That's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:07Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course.
22:19Don't you?
22:25You know, that creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:34When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule, he put a leash around my neck, and he
22:37made me drink from a pot of water that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I mean, I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What?
22:44No.
22:45What a disgusting idea.
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray in coming.
23:17Hey, Norm.
23:18Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He was a saint.
23:41Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:46Yeah.
23:47I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:57What are you looking at?
24:01A murderer in a cage?
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us.
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32?
24:11I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:23Look.
24:38You're...
24:38You're...
24:38I don't know what the people of Vault is going to do.
24:44You're...
24:45You're...
24:45You're...
24:45You're...
24:46You're...
24:46You're...
24:47You're...
24:47You're...
24:48You're...
24:48You're...
25:09Norm, hi.
25:18Feel like getting out of the house?
25:20Yes.
25:32Maybe he was messing with me, but one of the raiders told me there was something up at 32.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
25:41Now, why'd you come?
25:43To be honest, I don't know.
25:45You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister, and being around me reminds you of her.
25:56This is so wrong.
25:58Come on.
26:00You have to see this.
26:02Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:17Wrong, wrong.
26:38You have to see this.
26:41You have to see this.
26:48You see, whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
27:27You see, what happened here?
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
28:10It was a massive joke.
28:12Inside, they made mice enjoy all these things.
28:16All the food they could eat, all the padding they could sleep on.
28:20But eventually, overpopulation occurs.
28:24Mice fight for what's bountiful food, what's endless space.
28:29They eat each other in their desperation to survive.
28:57So if they were already dead when the Raiders got here, who killed them?
29:03I mean, it looks like they strangled each other with their hands.
29:09It just doesn't make any sense.
29:43I mean, it looks like they are dead.
30:02I mean, it looks like they are dead.
30:05Michael.
30:06I need Michael.
30:09Michael.
30:10I need Michael.
30:12Michael.
30:17Pardon the interruption.
30:19Our latest arrival has arrived.
30:23Oh, shit.
30:25What are they asking, Snip Snip?
30:28Sixty vials.
30:33We can do sixty.
30:34Fantastic.
30:35Oh, do her now so she's ready for the next pickup.
30:39Excellent idea as always, sir.
30:42Thanks, Snip Snip.
30:43Do excuse me.
30:45Nice robot.
30:47Where are you from again?
30:50Never been there myself.
30:52Hope to go there someday soon.
31:02Here we are.
31:03Let's get on with it, shall we?
31:04We don't want to keep your associate waiting.
31:10Oh, sir, you can't do this.
31:13Please, I need my organs.
31:15Now, don't be afraid.
31:16A little Snip Snip, and it will all be over.
31:21Hold still now.
31:25This one hurt a bit.
31:35Excuse me.
31:54There's no bug here.
32:10I am ever ready to throw.
32:12To throw.
32:13To throw.
32:15To throw.
32:22Hands up!
32:24Do as I say and Snip Snip doesn't get hurt.
32:29It's a fucking robot.
32:31Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.
32:34Well, an air conditioner sounds nice, though.
32:36Yeah, an air conditioner would be a big deal, but you know what I mean.
32:39Totally.
32:41The question was, does she know what you mean?
32:43Yeah.
32:44Yeah.
32:45I think I do.
32:47That's why I put a Braxo draining fluid in his syringes.
32:51Snip Snip, tell them what a Braxo does to the human body.
32:54If you've got a clog that's full of muck, trust a Braxo draining fluid to get it unstuck.
33:00It's very poisonous.
33:01Yes.
33:03Okay.
33:05You can walk out of here.
33:06Not just me.
33:08Them two.
33:29Hey, thank you.
33:38I said all of them.
33:41Lady, those ones you don't understand.
34:01Don't be scared.
34:04You're free.
34:05Go.
34:18Oh, gosh.
34:21That's all right.
34:22Whoa!
34:30Hello there.
34:35Goodbye.
34:51Martha.
34:53My name is Martha.
35:04Martha.
35:06My name is Martha.
35:07That's right.
35:09Your name is Martha.
35:14No.
35:15No.
35:23Martha.
35:23My name is Martha.
35:26Please.
35:27Please.
35:29Come on.
35:29I know there's someone in there.
35:31Talk to me.
35:32No.
35:34No.
35:35No.
35:38No.
35:40No.
35:42No.
35:44No.
35:58No.
35:59Pardon me, Martha.
36:00Could I help you have a better day?
36:03No.
36:32Oh, jeez.
36:56okay i think it's safe to say they went bananas
37:00this doesn't explain how the raiders got in
37:15these people were crazy if there were any survivors down here they'd probably open the door and welcome
37:21the raiders right in
37:35it says it was open from the outside
37:39no they need a pit boy to open the door they had one who's
37:48their moms
38:17you don't get
38:20these you turn into one of those that how it works
38:48i may end up looking like you
39:05golden rule motherfucker
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41:20I adore you, although we are oceans of high, I can't make you open your heart, but I can dream,
41:40can I?
42:17There's an old Mexican eulogy.
42:28Well, Joey, I'll give you two out of three on that front.
42:39I hope you like the taste of lead, you common son of a bitch.
42:45Yee-hoo!
42:46Yee-hoo!
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43:24Yee-hoo!
43:26Yee-hoo!
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