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[EngSub] Reborn for the Crown
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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still a punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20How's it really ruining my house for a real life?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:34Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot at saving the house
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanna...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28Hey
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32Uh-uh
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:35Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:03:59High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit!
00:04:40Down!
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you
00:05:37Oh, these are so good in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:50Hahahahaha
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you
00:05:54Look
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little Miss Stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:15Oh my God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen?
00:07:52Stop, stop.
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki, Sharpie, now!
00:08:12Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom, queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom, queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest?
00:08:41Announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:18The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Conor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Con Con, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:23Even our parents want us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Ah, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:00If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia.
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:32I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:04Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:17She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:30Huh.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh.
00:13:01God.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and
00:13:09smart.
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb charm like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:21Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Come in. Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us fast, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them. Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Connor!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling! Go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go!
00:17:14Use Tautom!
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:15Bye! Bye, bye, bye!
00:17:17Mia!
00:17:18We really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College!
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will.
00:17:35One day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:55Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess,
00:18:06and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush,
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:42No, no, no.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do,
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:58you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake or win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:36Don't.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm gonna turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:08Hey.
00:20:09Hi, Mia.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, god mom?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Hold on.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The Bake Off begins...
00:21:36NOW!
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:38Then we'll have to make this over here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist.
00:22:53Always.
00:22:54Has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their Prom Queens campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:17So great!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:28Line.
00:23:28I won't.
00:23:30I won't.
00:23:49And...
00:23:49all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senator Bake Off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia, the 2006
00:24:16Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor
00:24:23We did it
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:27Oh, that's my queen
00:24:28That's my best friend
00:24:30We love her
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do that
00:24:38No
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53Sorry
00:24:54High school bucket list
00:24:56Item number nine
00:24:57Start a riot
00:24:59Make it epic
00:25:02Food fight
00:25:06Food fight
00:25:08Popular kids
00:25:10No, stop it
00:25:12Stop it
00:25:12Stop it
00:25:17Stop it
00:25:19Stop it
00:25:27Team Jessica
00:25:28Team Mia
00:25:28Get over here right now
00:25:58Principal Davis
00:25:59One more thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended
00:26:03Fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07When you stop
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:12Oh, sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23From his business trip
00:26:23And get me killed
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347
00:26:43And $36
00:26:44You be quiet, you demon child
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48Why don't you, um
00:26:49Help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future
00:27:07So
00:27:08Right
00:27:08It's no big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:11So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh, yeah
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:27You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a
00:27:34Ooh
00:27:36Like us
00:27:36Together
00:27:37Together
00:27:38An arm?
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:40Let's go, professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:43Okay
00:27:46Okay
00:27:47Okay
00:27:48You want to go, Wahr fear
00:27:50You want to do it
00:27:58That's where you see me
00:27:59I've done
00:27:59I've done
00:27:59I've done
00:28:05I've done
00:28:07I've done
00:28:09I've done
00:28:12You've done
00:28:12I've done
00:28:14You've done
00:28:15I've done
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Actors abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:14Oh, no.
00:29:17All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Isep brachii.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pectis abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number ten.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebzeeus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You're done cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:05Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:41Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:07What?
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:09What are you doing?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:14No, I'm not that sure.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35OK!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:51Oh, hey, Dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:31What do you mean?
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:16Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his stats.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:33Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I wouldn't have been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nicky, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Here you go.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:24Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick commission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31You're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:18All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg her.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:27Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better part did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke,
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:18You're...
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:55Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05If you want to live once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:46Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:58It's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Great.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:56Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse
00:43:29highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great palaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had Bridges' mirror.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:16Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Right away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flum it while you got it.
00:45:5915 minutes.
00:45:59That's pretty where you think
00:46:01I'm gonna kill him and roll him off.
00:46:07I really didn't give up.
00:46:12He just got violence.
00:46:12That's right.
00:46:13No money'll impatient.
00:46:13You're just a straight or you're looking suiting it.
00:46:13Yeah, they heard that.
00:46:17Cause if not then you can...
00:46:18You're just a toutes Ergebnis.
00:46:18A hauntedkel.
00:46:19own body back wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular fyi you will never be like us
00:46:27you will never live like us no i want to live better how about a game of truth or dare
00:46:33i dare
00:46:35you all to strip something off high school bucket list item number 13 find someone who's just as
00:46:46crazy as you who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i
00:46:53can do it even better
00:47:05fine let those now have a dumb ass party bye jess
00:47:16even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:42oh
00:47:44oh my wrist i think i sprained it hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches you can't quit on me right
00:48:02now
00:48:02yeah not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah i've always
00:48:11mia hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying to recycle
00:48:26how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:39okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up vote me up vote
00:48:46me up
00:48:46okay i got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep you know the
00:49:41girl i actually do like she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really
00:49:49cool get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor
00:49:55okay can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56god no i don't i like the same when i'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is
00:51:04good
00:51:05i'm not just anyone
00:51:11what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap
00:51:24mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35i'm not yet anyway
00:51:41so hate ball girl what's future me like don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not don't even look i know you're not
00:51:51you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:11no wonder i was in love
00:52:20oh hold up who did you say you're in love with no one i meant that i was in love
00:52:29with
00:52:30being from the future because now i know all of these it's awesome yeah so so who do i get
00:52:40married to
00:52:43jessica alba so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know i can actually uh read the future also really you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals i'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12i'm sure he will come to other games he's busy he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:19hey hey hey hey connor your dad enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:50sure but i also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months we will all glow our
00:54:00separate ways and who knows what will happen then right
00:54:09graduate in style besties oh you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no i'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve but i'm sure they'll
00:54:45like your uh
00:54:46goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:51besties you don't even know their names of course i do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not
00:55:01people
00:55:01but hey money talks right even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars thank you i got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again relax jack bauer brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53love and i love all my subjects even you look
00:55:58like
00:56:16omg you're twin
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24Connor.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:47I need you.
00:57:50They're Mrs.
00:57:52Says, I'm coming on now.
00:58:01I know, you have mercy on me.
00:58:01But, yeah, these are mine in aernorro.
00:58:02coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17Um, you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you pies.
00:59:41Bigger, fuck.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine, but you're stupid.
00:59:46Go, please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30Do all you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects,
01:02:41let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:48America's favorite outcast Mia Watkins just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Yes!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce friends.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:21The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:37That our flag was still there
01:05:38Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:54And the home of the brave
01:06:02And the home of the brave
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:31I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all
01:08:23On the three-pointer
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all
01:08:33On the three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4349-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A
01:08:59And now this
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:05Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry
01:09:10For missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pipply mouthweather
01:09:37Isn't going to steal
01:09:38Con Con
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43And dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:44I won because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:48I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment
01:09:53And kisses
01:09:56I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:23Holy circuents
01:10:25Holy circuents
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:23You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school
01:11:28And do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:36And you passed
01:11:37With flying colors
01:11:44Okay, say we do
01:11:47Skip class
01:11:49And what about
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:00You're never going to let that go
01:12:04Stupid
01:12:05It's
01:12:06It's just that
01:12:07You're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out
01:12:11That I've liked you
01:12:11Since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like
01:12:15Chewbacca back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:21And those
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25No, you didn't
01:12:26Yeah
01:12:26So hot
01:12:31Okay, so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me
01:12:35Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly
01:12:44Mia Watkins
01:12:46Will you
01:12:53Will you officially
01:12:54Be my prom date
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:05Come on
01:13:12Let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes
01:13:15You said
01:13:16I am going to give you
01:13:22The perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night
01:13:29Maybe she's going to
01:13:31I don't know
01:13:34You want to beg at the game
01:13:36Maybe she's given up
01:13:40No
01:13:43She won't
01:13:47I know she won't
01:13:48Because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry
01:13:54Say it again
01:13:56Okay
01:13:58This is going to sound insane
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:07I'm from the future
01:14:17Okay
01:14:19Yeah, the future
01:14:20Cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:24Or the cops
01:14:25Or an exorcist?
01:14:28No
01:14:28You're not
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:34If you say you're from the future
01:14:37I believe you
01:14:43Okay, look
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop
01:14:45How does Lost end?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:48Okay, um
01:14:50They got off the island
01:14:51And Lance does come out
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:56The future's wild
01:14:58You have no idea
01:14:59But
01:15:00This dance could change my life
01:15:03Actually
01:15:05So will you help me
01:15:06Stop
01:15:09Come in
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth
01:15:13That is Jess
01:15:16Let's go
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:46Thanks
01:15:48Hopefully I will be
01:16:02Welcome
01:16:04Students
01:16:05To this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:08Senior Prom
01:16:10You have one hour left
01:16:16To vote
01:16:17For this year's
01:16:18Prom king
01:16:18And prom queen
01:16:24Ready to go back
01:16:26To being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy
01:16:28After I win
01:16:30We're going down
01:16:31Watkins
01:16:32Bring it on
01:16:34Jessica
01:16:34Jessica
01:16:46You look so good
01:16:49Black is definitely
01:16:50In color
01:16:50Oh, thanks
01:16:51FYI
01:16:52This is your last chance
01:16:53To make the right choice
01:16:57Oh my god
01:16:58Give it up, Jessica
01:17:00I want Mia
01:17:03But I want you
01:17:05We are perfect together
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09When you can have an icon
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot
01:17:14Concon, think about your future
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing
01:17:21It could be
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25And stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28You can be better than this
01:17:30Just
01:17:35I know
01:17:36You didn't want this before
01:17:37But
01:17:38Open it
01:17:47Jess
01:17:49Hey
01:17:50Don't
01:17:50Do what you're planning
01:17:52To do tonight
01:17:52Okay
01:17:55It could save your future
01:17:56If you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05Other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20There are kids doing drugs
01:18:22In the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's crack cane
01:18:27I don't know
01:18:27But
01:18:28Just go get them
01:18:30Hurry
01:18:30They are dying
01:18:53Everyone
01:18:53It is time to count the votes
01:18:55For this year's prom queen
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02To the stage
01:19:03Mia Watkins
01:19:04And Jessica Hart
01:19:08And as expected
01:19:10Give it up for your prom king
01:19:13Basketball all-star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes
01:19:36Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:49Who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55And represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:06I
01:20:07I shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years
01:20:14I wasn't good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29The misfits
01:20:31The outcasts
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone
01:20:37You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:50Alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52The votes are in
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner
01:21:01And
01:21:02Your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06Winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey
01:21:20It's okay
01:21:21This is your moment
01:21:22You earned it
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile king
01:21:36That's what I hear about
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believed to me
01:21:51Out of the way freak
01:21:53This is for royalty only
01:21:56Oh shut it
01:21:579021 ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia
01:22:15And I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No
01:22:20These are fake
01:22:21Principal Davis
01:22:23This is a set up
01:22:24Mia
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No
01:22:28No
01:22:28Actually
01:22:30Jessica lied
01:22:32Bribed
01:22:32And cheated her way to the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:35Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won
01:22:40Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it from me
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Show of hands
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me
01:23:01I never doubted them
01:23:03Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list
01:23:14Item number 15
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown
01:23:19The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot
01:23:24And I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:26What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica first you cheated
01:23:48Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:52Security!
01:23:53No
01:23:54No
01:23:55It was Mia
01:23:56She
01:23:57She knows things
01:23:58She's like a
01:23:59Psychic or a witch or something
01:24:01I swear
01:24:01Bye bye bimbo
01:24:04No
01:24:14She's so nasty
01:24:17That's nothing Mia
01:24:18Help me
01:24:18Go get it in a few years
01:24:19No
01:24:20No
01:24:20This isn't right
01:24:23You suck
01:24:24You're cheating
01:24:28Curse on you queen bitch
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:36No I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:38I want you to
01:24:41Kalee no matter when
01:24:43Or where you are
01:24:44You can find me
01:24:47Time traveler nerd
01:24:49I want you to
01:25:04Mia, hey, Mia, you okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tricked and fell. You alright?
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world, I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yeah, of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:18We moods for a good team.
01:27:19We moods for a good team.
01:27:21Yeah.
01:27:29Let's be happy.
01:27:30We moods at the same-oriental time.
01:27:33models for a good team.
01:27:35Make the songwink.
01:27:38We can't-do that.
01:27:40We're so happy.
01:27:41I don't think we're so happy.
01:27:43I don't think we're so happy.
01:27:47We can't-do that.
01:27:49Oh, no, my love elevator
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