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00:06If anyone is going to turn this organization around, it's going to be King Lizard!
00:14If those sequins ever take over, Earth is next.
00:17Forgive me, Alan.
00:19Hello, son. It's been a while.
00:21This is your little brother.
00:22I never even fucking knew you.
00:25You don't need the bum.
00:28I need help here!
00:32Viltrum knows I've left my post. They'll track me.
00:35Are those...
00:35Viltrumite soldiers. Why do I care about them?
00:39You need to fight like a Viltrumite!
00:41I don't kill people.
00:44Your father will be executed.
00:46You will assume his mission and prepare the planet for our rule.
01:04I've�!
01:23I wasSabron and Kung Fu's beautiful.
01:24I'm out one more time.
01:25I'm out of Forman-
01:25He's not dead, Lucas.
01:26We're so lucky.
01:26Who gave you one of his soldiers,
01:32It's the Emperor's other son.
01:34Is he dead?
01:36His chest is moving.
01:38What is all that red liquid?
01:41It must be his blood.
01:43He has a hole in his body.
01:46City.
01:49Andres.
01:50We can take you there.
02:00We can take you there.
02:06We can take you there.
02:22Mark.
02:25Nolan.
02:26Where's Nolan?
02:29The Viltrumites took him.
02:35I'm sorry.
02:37The city, these people, it's all our fault.
02:42Mark, you saved my life.
02:46And your brothers.
02:51If my dad and I hadn't been here, none of this would have happened.
02:58If your father hadn't been here, I wouldn't have a son.
03:01And if you hadn't been here, we both would have died.
03:07Thraxen lives are short compared to yours.
03:10Our culture doesn't assign blame.
03:13We only look forward.
03:19We will rebuild, Mark.
03:21Count on that.
03:39Mark Grayson.
03:44Mark Grayson.
03:45Mark Grayson.
03:47Mark Grayson.
03:50We've completed a ship to take you home.
03:53You can return to your planet and your center for learning and drink.
03:58Um, thanks, but I can't go yet.
04:01There's still so much to do.
04:03The city will be whole again soon.
04:06Your people must need your strength.
04:09Eh, there's tons of heroes on Earth.
04:11I'm sure they got it covered.
04:13Behold!
04:15The might of Omnipotus!
04:20Tremble!
04:21Before my unlimited power!
04:30No.
04:32I'm sure you know your planet best.
04:40Empress.
04:41Nualzad, did you give Mark the news?
04:44I thought he'd be more pleased.
04:46Humans are very confusing.
04:47I am pleased.
04:50Yeah, I want to see my mom and my girlfriend.
04:54But there's more to do here.
04:56And I...
04:57You've helped enough.
04:58It's time you returned home.
05:00But there is something else I must ask of you.
05:04Take your brother with you.
05:06Home to Earth.
05:09What?
05:10What are you talking about?
05:12You're his mom.
05:13Mark, look at me.
05:16Look how much older I am than when you first arrived.
05:24Your brother ages quicker than you, but far slower than my people.
05:30I'll be gone before he can form a sentence.
05:34When Nolan was here, that was fine.
05:36He could be raised by his father.
05:39But now...
05:41Everyone he knows here will soon be dead.
05:45Generations will pass before he's even an adult.
05:48What mother would abandon him to a life like that?
05:52My dad was worried about that for me, too.
05:56Nolan changed me.
05:59I see life now on a longer scale than most Thraxans.
06:02But to me, your centuries are still just a concept.
06:08To you and your brother, it's the life you must live.
06:13I just keep hoping my dad's okay.
06:16I hope that, too.
06:19But if he lives, he'll go searching for you, not me.
06:23Wait, no, that's not...
06:24My time with Nolan was special.
06:28But he will know.
06:30My life has run its course.
06:35Remember me, child.
06:37Someday, I hope you'll understand why I had to let you go.
06:43Please.
06:45Very soon, you'll be all he has.
06:47And he will need someone.
07:03Thanks, Paul.
07:04See you tomorrow.
07:06Debbie.
07:09Wait, I forgot to give you this.
07:12It's from all of us at the office.
07:14For the house we sold?
07:16Kind of.
07:18Well,
07:20we all know
07:23how hard it's been for you.
07:25But it's
07:27good to have you back.
07:32Thanks.
07:33Thank you, Paul.
07:42Oh.
07:46Hmm.
07:57Hey, Mom.
08:00Mark!
08:01Oh.
08:04Jesus, Mark.
08:05It's been two months.
08:07I try not to worry,
08:08but even Cecil's been frantic.
08:09He's...
08:10Oh.
08:14Who is that?
08:22I don't even have the words.
08:26This morning,
08:27I didn't even know if Nolan was alive.
08:30I didn't even know if I wanted him to be alive.
08:33Now he's left another planet in ruins,
08:35and his...
08:36his new kid is sitting in my kitchen.
08:40The philtrumites took him, Mom.
08:41Your dad didn't have a choice.
08:43Oh, like hell he didn't.
08:44He didn't have to go to that planet.
08:46He certainly didn't have to find
08:48a new partner
08:49and have a new baby.
08:54He's never on the hook
08:55for the lives he destroys.
08:56Just leaves it for everyone else to clean up.
08:59Again and again.
09:01I know.
09:02I know.
09:05What are we supposed to do with him?
09:08Children that age need constant care.
09:10He doesn't even have a name.
09:13He ages fast.
09:15He won't stay a toddler for long.
09:18Maybe I could take a year off
09:19from college to look after him.
09:20What?
09:21No.
09:22Absolutely not.
09:23I've been gone for two months.
09:25You know, it's not like my grades
09:26are going to be amazing anyway.
09:29And I changed a lot of diapers
09:30on the way home.
09:32What about Cecil?
09:35We can't.
09:36There's got to be other options.
09:38Like what?
09:39He's purple.
09:47I can't give him to a stranger.
09:49And I don't want to leave college.
09:51But,
09:53you know,
09:53you're right about dad
09:55leaving his problems
09:55for other people to fix.
10:00He's my brother.
10:01And I just,
10:02I can't just
10:03abandon him.
10:06Well,
10:08you must get it
10:09from my side of the family.
10:19Don't quit school, Mark.
10:21I'll take some time off of work
10:22and look after him
10:23for a few days.
10:25I'll figure something out.
10:32But you're changing that diaper
10:33before you go anywhere.
10:38All right,
10:38have someone look into the siding.
10:40It's probably a hoax,
10:41but we can't risk it.
10:42I want to report in an hour.
10:49Sir,
10:50may I have a minute?
10:51We're a little busy,
10:52Donald,
10:53if you hadn't noticed.
10:54I need you to make time
10:56for
10:58this.
11:05Everybody out!
11:12You heard me.
11:13I need the room.
11:15Now.
11:15Come on.
11:31Okay.
11:32You've got my attention.
11:35After Omni-Man went bad last year,
11:37we blew up our surveillance house
11:40to stop him.
11:41You triggered it
11:42after getting everyone to safety.
11:44You barely made it out alive yourself.
11:47So why don't I remember it?
11:49You were in shock.
11:51You got burned pretty bad.
11:53Burned?
11:55Is that what you call
11:56this?
12:01With respect, sir,
12:02what did you do to me?
12:14I thought I was on
12:16the white room list.
12:17You are,
12:18for most of it.
12:20Lights!
12:25What is that?
12:28It's what we did to you.
12:30State-of-the-art.
12:31It's expensive as hell.
12:34Damn sight better than
12:35your old one,
12:35if you ask me.
12:37How?
12:39You were lucky.
12:41Omni-Man's body
12:41shielded you
12:42from most of the blast.
12:43When we pulled you out,
12:44your brain was intact.
12:46The rest of you,
12:47not so much.
12:48The rest of me?
12:52Cecil,
12:52what the hell am I now?
12:54You're you.
12:55But better.
12:57Stronger.
12:59Alive.
13:01I don't remember.
13:02I don't remember
13:03any of it.
13:05All these people knew?
13:07And I didn't?
13:09PTSD is a bitch.
13:10We figured you'd be
13:11better off without it.
13:12You mean you'd be
13:12better off?
13:13You had no right.
13:15What do you want,
13:16Donald?
13:17You'd rather be dead?
13:19You know the world we live in,
13:20what the job is.
13:21There's no time
13:22for existential angst.
13:23Angst?
13:25That's what you call it?
13:26Jesus, Cecil.
13:27I knew you were cold,
13:29but I never knew you were...
13:30Sirs?
13:31What?
13:38And that's more than enough
13:40philosophy for today.
13:49Since when did you start
13:51locking the window?
13:52Mark?
13:53Holy shit.
13:55Um, I started locking it
13:57after that giant bug
13:58dressed like a dog
13:59showed up.
13:59Did you save them
14:00from those meteors?
14:01Meteors?
14:02Oh, right.
14:04Um,
14:05yes and no.
14:07Um,
14:08it got...
14:09it got weird
14:11for me.
14:13Yeah,
14:13I kind of figured.
14:14You were gone a long time,
14:16like forever
14:16in college years.
14:19You need to go see
14:20the dean,
14:21by the way.
14:22Something about
14:22academic probation.
14:24You said you'd
14:25cover for me.
14:26I did.
14:27For a while.
14:28Two months, Mark.
14:29That's more excuses
14:30than anyone can make up.
14:31What happened?
14:34Uh,
14:34a lot.
14:37I saw my dad.
14:39Your dad?
14:40Look,
14:40I'll tell you all about it,
14:42but I need to see Amber first.
14:45Oh, sure.
14:46Ditch me for your girlfriend,
14:47why don't you?
14:49It'll give you time
14:50to put all my posters back up.
14:52All of them.
14:59And,
15:00when exactly
15:01were you planning
15:01to tell me you were back?
15:04I mean,
15:05it's not like you didn't know.
15:06I ordered you not to go.
15:08You were gone two months.
15:09Now you don't even check in?
15:10I needed to see my mom
15:12and my girlfriend first.
15:13We had a deal,
15:14Mark.
15:15You promised
15:15if I put you in the field,
15:16you'd follow orders.
15:17You don't get to pick and choose
15:18when that applies.
15:20I saved millions of lives
15:21out there, Cecil,
15:22and it looks like
15:22everything here
15:23was just fine.
15:24Yeah.
15:26Things were just peachy.
15:49The Guardians almost died
15:50saving the planet
15:51while you were off
15:51gallivanting with space bugs.
15:53What I did out there,
15:55what I found
15:56was important.
16:00You already know,
16:01don't you?
16:06We keep an eye on Debbie
16:07for her protection.
16:09Passive monitoring mostly,
16:11certain keywords
16:11trigger a closer listen.
16:14Unbelievable.
16:15You're angry about me
16:16not reporting in?
16:18I don't need to.
16:19You got cameras
16:20in my mom's house.
16:21It's not cameras.
16:22We would never do that.
16:24Since you already know
16:26everything,
16:27I'll go see my girlfriend
16:28like I planned.
16:29Fine by me.
16:30I'll send a team
16:31to pick up Nolan's kid.
16:33You can't.
16:34What are you going to do?
16:35Leave him with your mom?
16:37He's an alien.
16:38We're more qualified
16:39to take care of him.
16:41He's my brother,
16:42not a science experiment.
16:44Call your people off.
16:45They're already on their way.
16:49Call them off.
16:50Now.
16:54I'll check in tomorrow.
17:01Fine.
17:02I'm sure your mom
17:03will love looking
17:04after her ex-husband's new kid.
17:13Coming.
17:17Mark.
17:17Oh my God, you're back.
17:22I missed you so much.
17:25I didn't mean to be gone so long.
17:27They took me to this insane planet.
17:31Tarium in Philadelphia
17:33when I, you know,
17:35when I was visiting my aunt.
17:38Guys, this is my boyfriend, Mark.
17:40He's been gone a while
17:42dealing with family stuff.
17:43Mark, this is Bridget,
17:44Jannie, and Corey.
17:46Hey, dude.
17:47Nice to finally meet you.
17:48Wow.
17:49So he is real.
17:51I thought Amber was just trying
17:52to brush off creepy dudes.
17:54Yep.
17:55Yep.
17:56Very real over here.
17:57She's not around
17:58the last few,
17:59um,
18:00months.
18:05We should let you guys
18:06catch up.
18:07Amber,
18:07we'll get your notes later.
18:09Nice meeting you, Mark.
18:13What happened out there?
18:19So the kid's
18:20at your mom's house now?
18:22For now.
18:24I don't know
18:25what I'm gonna do.
18:26Huh.
18:27And I thought
18:28I had a crazy few months.
18:30Ah.
18:31Shit.
18:32I'm sorry.
18:32I,
18:33I've been talking
18:34about myself
18:34this whole time.
18:35No, I,
18:36I mean,
18:36you've been through a lot.
18:38I get it.
18:38No, really.
18:40I,
18:40I want to know
18:41everything I missed.
18:44Well,
18:45college is no joke.
18:47I failed a sociology test
18:49that's worth
18:49a third of my grade.
18:51Seriously?
18:52You?
18:53Yeah.
18:55My grandpa died.
18:57I didn't take it too well.
18:59Oh.
19:01Yeah,
19:02I got through it.
19:03The funeral.
19:04Coming back here.
19:06You know,
19:07people asked
19:07where you were.
19:09Having to lie about it
19:10wasn't awesome.
19:12Ugh.
19:13I didn't think
19:13it would be
19:14this complicated.
19:16It's okay.
19:17I knew the deal
19:18when I signed on.
19:20Not just
19:20the superhero thing.
19:22all of it.
19:24I thought
19:25with my dad gone
19:26he was at least
19:27done ruining my life,
19:28but...
19:29Hey,
19:30he can't change
19:31how I feel about you
19:32no matter how many
19:34planets he destroys.
19:35That's the important thing.
19:40I'm glad you're back.
20:10Help. Help me. Please.
20:18Sir. Sir. Are you all right, sir?
20:24What is it?
20:25There's something you need to see on our long-range scans, sir.
20:33Shit. This is stupid. I can see in the dark.
20:37That assumes you still have your eyes.
20:51Time.
20:52Monster Girl, Kate. Shower off.
20:55Bulletproof. Shapesmith, you're up.
21:02Immortal, if I may have a moment, may I remind you that Monster Girl's transformations cause her to age in
21:08reverse?
21:09I know how my team's powers work.
21:12Then you must understand that this kind of training is hazardous for her.
21:15I've developed a simulation and-
21:17Hey! I can hear you, you know?
21:19Amanda, I noticed the Immortal wasn't tracking your transformations.
21:22It's not his job to track my transformations. And it's not yours, either.
21:27Logically, if there's a way to mitigate your lost time.
21:30If you get this controlling after one date, there's not gonna be another one.
21:36Oh, no! Is 8th grade prom cancelled?
21:41Don't tell me-
21:42Ah! Motherfucker!
21:44Ah. Ah, fuck.
21:46You know people are trying to kill us every single day, right?
21:49Just call! Please!
21:51We have a problem.
21:58It's coming from Mars, headed directly for Earth.
22:01They've tried calling, but they're not answering.
22:03It may be unmanned.
22:06Except it's packed to the gills with biomatter.
22:12Ship's coming from Mars, huh?
22:14I wonder if there's anyone here with insider knowledge of Mars.
22:24I wonder if there's anyone here with any of us.
22:27Friends, I have a secret to unbury.
22:31I am not a human person from Earth like I once told you.
22:37Prepare yourselves, for the truth may be more than you can handle.
22:40We know you're a Martian.
22:41What, you think we'd let you join the team without figuring that out?
22:44You all knew that?
22:45Son of a bitch.
22:47What we don't know is how you got to Earth and why you're here.
22:52Okay, well, um, I was born a baby Martian.
22:58Far away on the planet Mars.
23:01Like all Martians, we use sequids as our servants,
23:04since they couldn't penetrate our shape-shifting skin,
23:07which is something they very much like to do.
23:11Even as a young Marsling, I hated living underground.
23:16I wanted to see the stars.
23:19This way! Run!
23:25So when the opportunity presented itself,
23:30I took it.
23:33I hitched your ride to Earth with your space people.
23:35And when I got here,
23:37I was inspired to do good.
23:39I met all of you.
23:40Wait a second.
23:41What happened to the real astronaut?
23:46Well?
23:47My people were right behind us in the tunnels.
23:49I thought they'd find him before the sequids did.
23:52Find him and kill him, you mean.
23:54But they didn't find him, did they?
23:56Something else did.
23:57I know, I don't know.
24:01Well, okay.
24:02Well, given our present situation
24:04and that big ship on its way here,
24:06one might assume,
24:08I mean, one might guess,
24:09is that maybe,
24:10maybe,
24:11and this is a maybe,
24:12he possibly became
24:15a possessed host
24:16for the singular and terrifying sequit hive mind.
24:20I'm so sorry.
24:22Ah, okay.
24:23So we have
24:25God knows how many of those things headed here.
24:28They possess the real Russ Livingston
24:30and they're capable of possessing a million more of us.
24:33And it's all your fault.
24:35Yes, you understand now.
24:39Oh, that's bad.
24:41Hang on.
24:42We're gonna believe this guy?
24:43He lied to us the whole time.
24:45No, before I was lying.
24:47Now I'm telling the truth.
24:48It's very different.
24:50You left an American astronaut up there to die.
24:53Why are we...
24:54I apologize?
24:56Shut up, all of you.
24:58There will be consequences for this.
25:01But that ship cannot be allowed to reach Earth.
25:03And Shapesmith is the only source of intelligence we have.
25:06We need him.
25:07For now.
25:08The team will be me,
25:10Bulletproof,
25:10Black Samson,
25:11Monster Girl,
25:13and...
25:13Shapesmith.
25:15Rex,
25:16Shrinking Ray,
25:17Kate,
25:17and Rudy.
25:18You'll hold things down here.
25:19It's an alien spacecraft,
25:21so you'll need my technical expertise.
25:23I'll be protected in my suit.
25:25Agreed.
25:26Rudy, you go too.
25:27No, you don't understand.
25:28There are millions of sequits on that ship.
25:30Maybe hundreds of millions.
25:31We won't be enough...
25:33Look, I realize this is out of character,
25:35but I have an idea.
25:49Skipping stones out on the shore.
25:54Still not sure what you asked me here for.
26:00But I'm scouring the earth on the floor.
26:03Yes, sir.
26:07Skipping stones till my arm is sore.
26:10Shit.
26:11You know, it's been like five years,
26:14and your parents still haven't fixed the lock on your window.
26:17I'm starting to wonder if maybe they want you to be abducted.
26:21I'm not in the mood, Rex.
26:23And I'm not here to make fun of you.
26:26Seriously.
26:28Or to get in your pants.
26:30Or whatever you think I'm here to do.
26:33But when I heard you were back here,
26:36I knew something was wrong.
26:38Hmm.
26:40I don't need your pity, Rex.
26:43Since when do I do pity?
26:47Did you see what I did in Chicago?
26:49The park collapse?
26:51I heard about it, yeah.
26:53Yeah.
26:53I messed up.
26:55People almost got hurt.
26:57And then I took it out on Kill Cannon,
27:00and people did get hurt.
27:03I try to help,
27:04and all I do is cause more problems.
27:07My parents were right.
27:09Who do I think I am?
27:11Everybody fucks up.
27:12To fuck up is human.
27:14Shakespeare said that.
27:16The immortal, Black Samson,
27:19freaking robot,
27:20or Rudy,
27:21or whatever he calls himself now,
27:23they've all shit the bed at least once.
27:25Having powers isn't easy,
27:28but we do our best.
27:31Even assholes like me.
27:34Just do the math, Eve.
27:37You are so far in the black
27:39that it's stupid.
27:44You showed this to me the week we met.
27:49You were still pretty beat up from losing them.
27:56I hardly think about them now.
27:59Because you got through it.
28:02And then you got through my douchebag teenage ass
28:06dumping my problems on you
28:08and hiding in your bedroom for a year and a half.
28:10Then a hundred other battles with Teen Team.
28:14Through all of that,
28:15you've saved so many people.
28:18And each time,
28:20you made this shitty, awful, terrible world
28:23a little bit better.
28:27Also,
28:28I checked on that couple you pulled from the river.
28:30They're gonna make a full recovery.
28:33Because of you.
28:35So dry your tears,
28:36tell your parents to go shove it up their asses,
28:39and get back out there, right?
28:44All right.
28:46Thanks, Rex.
28:49Now, what do you want?
28:51I am offended.
28:55But yes,
28:56I do have a tiny favor to ask
28:59that involves a space rocket ship.
29:01Pew, pew, pew.
29:03Okay.
29:06Oh, it's delicious.
29:14What are we gonna do with you?
29:16You've got to like at least one human food.
29:21Mark!
29:22We have a front door, you know.
29:25Sorry.
29:26Oh, hey, Mr. Messy.
29:29How's he eating?
29:31Well, so far, he hates everything.
29:33I guess he'll fit right in with the human kids.
29:36Oh, sorry.
29:37Hey, do you know where Dad's stuff is?
29:39I got rid of most of it.
29:41Give it to charity.
29:42What?
29:42You could have asked me first.
29:44Well, you were gone for two months,
29:46and I couldn't live in limbo
29:48just waiting for you to come back.
29:52I'm sorry.
29:54What were you looking for?
29:55It's just,
29:56when the Viltrumites were taking Dad away,
29:59he told me to read his books.
30:01What if he hid something in them,
30:02like slid it between the pages?
30:05What?
30:10It's not a good time, Cecil.
30:12Sorry, Debbie, it's urgent.
30:14Mark, I need you to go to space again.
30:16What?
30:17I just got back from space.
30:19You were actually pretty pissed about it.
30:22Think of this as your redemption tour.
30:24We got a ship full of those Sekwit things
30:26coming in hot from ours.
30:27You remember them?
30:28Yeah.
30:29If they get their tentacles on Earth,
30:30they'll be pulling our strings forever.
30:32We need to stop them.
30:34Sure.
30:35Of course.
30:38You need any help with a new kid?
30:39We're fine.
30:41Well, think about when you go back to work.
30:42You'll need a trained caretaker,
30:43not some neighborhood babysitter.
30:46We have people for that.
30:47That's our decision.
30:48Not yours.
30:52Just consider it.
30:54Please.
31:01But you just got back from space.
31:03Well, they're heading for Earth,
31:05and it's serious,
31:07and a lot of people could get hurt.
31:10So, I...
31:11Just come back safe, okay?
31:14Always.
31:24Hey, Jani.
31:25You guys got plans tonight?
31:28Nah, everything's fine.
31:30Just want to take my mind off things.
31:39Invincible.
31:40I didn't know you were joining us.
31:42Yeah, well, this didn't sound super optional.
31:44Got room for one more?
31:46Eve!
31:52Hi.
31:53Rex said you guys could use a hand.
31:55We could indeed.
31:56But will you be vulnerable to these creatures?
31:59Uh, you're not the only one
32:01who can make a suit of armor.
32:05Hmm.
32:06Two minutes to launch.
32:09Well, that's my cue
32:10to leave you brave little astronauts
32:12to the endless darkness of space.
32:15If you succeed,
32:16well, I taught you everything you know.
32:18If not,
32:19well, I guess we're all fucked.
32:25Three, two, one.
32:29We have ignition.
32:35You two may not know this
32:37or acknowledge it in any way,
32:39but this guy's now
32:40the ranking guardian on Earth.
32:44Says who?
32:45Uh, me.
32:47Just now.
32:49It's like calling shotgun.
32:51Okay, first rule,
32:53no rolling those eyes.
32:55Second rule,
32:56get ready,
32:57because we are just gonna chill out
33:00until those losers get back.
33:02And there is no third rule.
33:05We're supposed to monitor other threats
33:07while they're gone.
33:08Oh, sure.
33:10Like there's gonna be
33:11two huge,
33:12world-shattering emergencies
33:14at the same time.
33:15Oh, no!
33:17I'd like to see that, Ray.
33:29Hey, who's there?
33:32Sorry, Sarge.
33:34For fuck's sake, Jerry,
33:35you scared the shit out of me.
33:37Well, I know.
33:38I know it's not my break,
33:39but I missed lunch.
33:41Oh, get your damn snack
33:43and get out of...
33:46Oh, hell no!
33:48Oh, hell no!
33:54Shit!
33:58No!
34:00Yes, sir!
34:02And remember,
34:04kill fast!
34:05Ask questions later!
34:12We have a problem.
34:15What's a problem
34:16but an opportunity in disguise?
34:20You want them
34:21to know we're here?
34:23Of course!
34:24This just speeds things up a bit.
34:29Man, my dad's a dick,
34:31but you win the shitty dad contest,
34:33hands down.
34:34Yeah,
34:35but it was worse than that.
34:38I was gone for so long,
34:39I wasn't there for Amber,
34:40my mom,
34:41you.
34:43You guys needed me.
34:44I'm sure you'll get a chance
34:45to make it up to me soon.
34:47Listen up.
34:47We need more information
34:49about the Martian ship,
34:50its weapon systems,
34:52what kind of resistance
34:52we can expect
34:53once we're on board.
34:54So Shapesmith here
34:56is going to answer
34:57all of our questions.
34:59I'd rather not,
35:01since those are
35:01Martian military secrets.
35:05But I will, though.
35:06That ship is one of our warships.
35:08It's very big.
35:09There could be millions
35:10of Sequids on it,
35:11but hopefully not.
35:12They're small,
35:13but very strong
35:14for their size.
35:14A ship full of demon jellyfish
35:16with super strength.
35:18Great.
35:18There must be Martians
35:19on board, too.
35:20The Sequids
35:21can't pilot a ship
35:22on their own.
35:22We should seek
35:23these Martians out.
35:24Make contact.
35:25Ah, yes.
35:26My old chums.
35:28They, um,
35:29they may not be
35:30enthusiastic to see me.
35:32I imagine not.
35:34Robot,
35:35what's your plan
35:35to get us on board?
35:36In just a minute,
35:37I'll cut the shuttle's power.
35:38Like Shapesmith says,
35:40the Martian ship is large,
35:41so we'll look like
35:41debris to them.
35:42Then,
35:43we'll clamp on
35:44and cut an entry hole
35:44in the hull.
35:45Good.
35:46So good.
35:47But it won't work.
35:48Why not?
35:50The warship sensors
35:51are very powerful.
35:52They'll know the difference
35:53between space garbage
35:54and whatever we are.
35:56You're telling us this now?
35:57Yes.
35:58I'm telling you this now.
35:59Also,
36:00they won't hesitate
36:00to fire missiles
36:01when they spot us coming.
36:03Shapesmith?
36:04Yes, those.
36:05Look,
36:05those are the missiles
36:06I was talking about.
36:07Don't we have shields
36:08or something?
36:08This isn't Star Trek.
36:10We're unarmed.
36:10Everyone,
36:11close to me,
36:12now!
36:25Half pepperoni,
36:26half mushroom,
36:27an order of garlic knots
36:28and some wings.
36:29Two garlic knots!
36:31Two garlic knots.
36:34Uh-oh.
36:35No, no, no.
36:37Keep ordering, Ray.
36:37Cecil's just checking in
36:39to say hi, right?
36:40Cecil?
36:41Right?
36:46Oh, God.
36:47We need a plan.
36:48I'm gonna barf.
36:49Close your damn eyes, then.
36:51Please, calm down.
36:52We have enough oxygen
36:53for at least 10 minutes.
36:55I'm not sure
36:56I can hold this together
36:57for 10 minutes.
36:58Everyone who can fly,
36:59push towards this ship.
37:20Hello, fellow Martians.
37:22Nice to see you all again.
37:24I was just on Earth,
37:26and, um...
37:28You're the one.
37:29You let all of this happen.
37:31I know he is the cause of all this,
37:33but we are here to help.
37:34You're humans.
37:35They'll enslave you immediately.
37:37We're not like the rest of our kind.
37:39We can withstand them.
37:40We can...
37:41Gross.
37:42Gross.
37:42No!
37:46Got it.
37:47They share minds!
37:48Now all the sick ones
37:49know you're here!
38:02You got any instructions, boss?
38:04Get a soda.
38:07And relax.
38:09The king has a plan.
38:10Those nuclear blast doors,
38:13impenetrable from the outside.
38:15We've sealed the tunnel
38:16so there's no other way in.
38:18Now, we just sit here
38:20and wait for the government
38:21to comply with our demands.
38:25Otherwise...
38:26New York.
38:28Los Angeles.
38:31Chicago.
38:36Die fast, assholes.
38:38My pizza's getting cold.
38:45Ah, humans.
38:47You think you could stop us?
38:49You cannot.
38:50You.
38:51We remember you.
38:53We can't pierce your skin.
38:55No matter.
38:56There will be others
38:57for our purposes.
38:59Get them off him!
39:01It's the only way!
39:14There's too many!
39:15We need a new plan!
39:23I disrupted their nervous systems,
39:25but they'll be awake again soon.
39:27Kill as many as you can
39:28while they're up!
39:37Oh, shit!
39:39Get close!
40:05I thought...
40:06These guys!
40:07We're supposed...
40:11...to suck!
40:24Hey, cage!
40:25Oh, remember!
40:26Whoever dies first...
40:28Raised for pizza!
40:42Help!
40:46Help!
40:47Help!
40:48Hold on!
40:52Ah!
40:53Ah!
40:55Ah!
40:57Ah!
40:59Kate!
41:04Oh, God, no!
41:12Come on, Eve. You can do this.
41:17Are you crazy?
41:18I can use my suit to build an amplifier
41:20for the pulse I used earlier.
41:22It'll hopefully stun them long enough for us
41:24to get Russ off this ship.
41:25But you'll need to protect me until I'm done.
41:28How long?
41:29Five minutes.
41:40You're gonna fucking pay for that.
42:08Hey, idiot!
42:10She doesn't stay small.
42:37Yum.
42:39Yum.
42:40Ah, ah, ah...
42:42Ah!
42:43Ah!
42:44Ah!
42:46Ah!
42:50This isn't happening, Evan!
42:53Ah, this isn't happening!
42:55Ah!
42:55Ah!
42:56This isn't happening!
42:57Ah!
42:58Ah!
42:59Ah!
43:02Ah!
43:03Oh, my God!
43:27Fuck!
43:29Hmm.
43:31so brave
43:33but is it the brave man
43:35who survives
43:37or is it the one who waits
43:39until his opponent
43:40is too injured to fight
43:44just do it
43:45you prick
43:49you got this
43:50come on hold it together
43:51you got this
43:53can't hold it
43:54no no no no
43:56no no no no
44:17oh
44:20oh
44:22oh
44:24oh
44:26wow
44:29oh wow
44:31I'm not dead
44:33I was pretty sure I was dead
44:36felt like I was dead
44:37this is
44:39oh this is a nice surprise
44:42um
44:44hello
44:47hello
44:48someone want to let me out of this
44:50uh thing
44:53well this is great
44:59oh no
44:59oh I'm sorry
45:00sorry
45:01oh god
45:02oh crap
45:02oh I broke it
45:04I broke it
45:05oh this thing
45:06I bet this is
45:07oh I bet this is expensive
45:08oh god
45:10huh
45:14would you look at that
45:15I am glad to see you
45:17I am glad to see you in one piece
45:18Alan of Unova
45:19yeah
45:21one very large and ripped piece
45:25yes
45:25yes
45:26I'm afraid I owe you an apology
45:29when we brought you here after the Viltrumite attack
45:32I turned off your life support machine
45:34and left you to fend for yourself
45:37what
45:38why
45:39why would you do that
45:41I knew without it
45:42you would either die
45:43or recover stronger than before
45:46I am sorry I gambled with your life
45:49but it has paid off
45:51you may now be able to stand your ground against a Viltrumite
45:56yeah
45:57I doubt that
45:58they hit me so hard my eye came out
46:00I remember seeing that
46:01like
46:01from my own eye
46:02it was
46:02very strange
46:04you underestimate yourself Alan
46:06yeah well
46:08I appreciate your vote of confidence
46:10but I'm not gonna ask for a rematch anytime soon
46:12if I even see another Viltrumite
46:14I'm gonna
46:21holy shit
46:23you're a Viltrumite
46:24no
46:25I am something much worse
46:27I am the only Viltrumite to ever rebel against the Empire
46:34at least
46:35until you told me about Invincible
46:39Alan
46:40I need you to go back to Earth
46:43and bring Invincible here
46:47he is the key
46:48to turning the tide of this war
46:51they come back to Earth
47:21and review
47:21not
47:48We'll see you next time.
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