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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:30Set the fire, the USS
00:33Sigh.
00:33Sigh.
00:35Wite.
00:35Wut.
00:35Wut.
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire!
01:38Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:09You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:29Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire!
03:02The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:55A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:44A lot more.
04:46You really know how to do it.
04:51And then you need more.
04:52You're burning down here.
04:53You're missing your age.
04:54You're missing your age.
04:55Yeah.
05:09You're missing your age.
05:12You're missing your age.
05:13You're missing your age.
05:14You're missing my age.
05:28Leora, you're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt? You slept with someone?
05:50WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:42Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck? I'm Dylan's top enforcer. Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me
07:27daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough. Jax can stomp boulders to dust. Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:27You know who the hell is?
09:36Take the rest.
09:36There it is!
09:37There it is.
09:44Liara is wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:02that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura
10:16she's got my blood who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:34mommy mommy
10:52it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:09somebody help me
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:55you're my fiance my property you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault
12:32shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:44boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:19greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:31this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:44i'm not a fan
15:46oh
15:46oh
15:48oh
15:48oh
15:49oh
15:49oh
15:50oh
15:50oh
15:51oh
15:51oh
15:52oh
15:53oh
15:58oh
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again,
16:16and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run.
16:50Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro,
16:58you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:01Failed.
18:14Failed.
18:42My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king!
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Headed staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The sea king!
22:00He's real!
22:03Hades, you hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One!
22:11Two!
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:38You're ants.
22:39I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord,
22:46is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:06Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing!
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:10Every resource,
23:11every contact,
23:12now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place
23:25just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:34Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:05Ha ha ha!
25:08Ha ha ha!
25:14Kids mine.
25:16You die.
25:17Ha ha ha!
25:20You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:30Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:33Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:40Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:06All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:13Ah!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:23Ah!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:52No!
26:54No!
26:56No!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack!
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22No!
27:23No!
27:23No!
27:24No!
27:24No!
27:24No!
27:25No!
27:26No!
27:33No!
27:37Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:40Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go!
27:43Now!
27:55If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:00Run all you want!
28:02My pack tears you both apart!
28:15No!
28:19No!
28:30No!
28:31No!
28:32No!
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy.
28:56I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry.
28:59Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid.
29:11I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human.
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:55Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily.
30:15Lily, you can turn around now.
30:20Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:35Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily.
30:48No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn, you take a hit well.
31:22Let's enjoy this body.
31:24Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just...
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:32Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra!
34:20The Coastal Legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:50They're here for me!
34:51Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:56Look around!
34:56We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:05My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30I'll see you in my hand!
35:31lf
35:34lf
35:35an
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