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Mother Of A Day 2019
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00:02:59Officers Kowalski and Dudley patrolling downtown
00:03:02Boy, Lenny Ritchie would love it here
00:03:04It's an easy Sunday morning
00:03:10Kowalski out
00:03:1110-4
00:03:13I thought she'd be impressed
00:03:14She might have been had you got his name right
00:03:17What? It's Lenny Ritchie
00:03:19Lionel
00:03:20No
00:03:22Yes
00:03:22No
00:03:24Lionel was the son's name in the Jeffersons
00:03:26And also the singer Lionel Ritchie
00:03:29I beg to differ
00:03:31Care to make it interesting?
00:03:33By all means
00:03:34You wanna buy me snacks?
00:03:36Take me to the Snack Shack
00:03:37And then you're gonna be the one
00:03:39Walking up to the Snack Shack
00:03:41To buy me snacks
00:03:42We'll see
00:03:43You'll see
00:04:03Enjoy
00:04:06There are a lot of sisters out there among us
00:04:08Who are mothers
00:04:12And I would be remiss
00:04:14If I didn't point out four special mothers
00:04:17My wife Ruth
00:04:23My daughter-in-law Mary
00:04:29My granddaughter Abby
00:04:31On her first Mother's Day
00:04:36And last but not least
00:04:37Mother Dunbar
00:04:39Mary's mother Phyllis
00:04:46These and other mothers
00:04:49Put on their Sunday best
00:04:51And they deserve our best
00:05:00So gentlemen
00:05:03For all mothers
00:05:05Let's try this again
00:05:10A woman
00:05:11Of noble character
00:05:16She is worth far more
00:05:18Than rubies
00:05:20Can I get an amen?
00:05:23Amen
00:05:24Her children arise
00:05:26And call her blessed
00:05:30Her husband
00:05:31Praises her too
00:05:42Thank you all for coming out
00:05:45We sure enjoyed you
00:05:49So
00:05:51I will ask my son Ben
00:05:52To come and give the final word
00:05:57Come up Ben
00:06:10Mary
00:06:11Yes
00:06:13Where's Ben?
00:06:15Benjamin Wilson
00:06:16Did not make a good choice
00:06:17Last night
00:06:20Well you know
00:06:21You're in trouble
00:06:22When she uses your full name
00:06:24What's up Ben?
00:07:53Hey.
00:07:54Merritt.
00:07:55Ben.
00:07:57You scared the mess out of me.
00:07:59What's with all the racket?
00:08:00Are you kidding?
00:08:00I'm trying to be as quiet as possible.
00:08:03Try harder.
00:08:05Are you coming to bed?
00:08:06In a bit.
00:08:07Make a good choice.
00:08:14Was that a good choice?
00:08:15Yes.
00:08:17But seriously.
00:08:18Make a good choice.
00:08:20I will.
00:08:22I promise.
00:08:23I just want to get to see the end of this comedy special.
00:08:26Which one?
00:08:28It's a classic, okay?
00:08:29Benjamin, we have church in the morning.
00:08:32I know.
00:08:33I know.
00:08:35It's almost two.
00:08:37Why are you just not getting home?
00:08:39What else were you doing, huh?
00:08:42And don't tell me you were out playing soccer till one.
00:08:46We went to that wing place.
00:08:52How was the view?
00:08:56It wasn't that wing place.
00:08:59Look.
00:09:01I got the receipt.
00:09:02And there you are, sucking every bit of sauce off of your fingers.
00:09:09I got mine to go.
00:09:12Meanwhile, I'm here, working my fingers to the bone.
00:09:15Look.
00:09:17Folding clothes, doing the dishes, and putting our son to bed.
00:09:20Sorry, babe.
00:09:22Look, it's the only time I've been able to hang out with the guys all month.
00:09:29How can I make it up to you?
00:09:31Make it up to me tomorrow.
00:09:34Okay, I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:09:36Tomorrow's all yours.
00:09:37Later today.
00:09:39Later today, it's all yours.
00:09:42Okay?
00:09:44Mm-hmm.
00:09:46Don't stay up too late.
00:09:50And make a good choice.
00:09:54I will.
00:10:14I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:14I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:14I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:15I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:17I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:17I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:18I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:18I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:19I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:19I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:20I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:20I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:20I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:20I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:21I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:21I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:41Bad choice.
00:10:51Thank goodness for forgiveness. Amen?
00:10:55I love Mother's Day. It's my favorite work day of the year.
00:10:58That nothing happens. Nobody gets into trouble.
00:11:15Well, I give the final word then and I won't take up much of the time because
00:11:20I know everyone is itching to get to the buffet line.
00:11:24I have two words.
00:11:28Be blessed.
00:11:37If only it could be this way every day.
00:11:3924-7.
00:11:40365 days a year.
00:11:43366 days of leap years.
00:11:44You know, if only people would just live right.
00:11:47You know, just do the right thing.
00:11:49Dudley do right.
00:11:50Do the right thing.
00:11:52Don't you get it? Your name is Dudley.
00:11:54I heard you Kowalski. I haven't called that my whole life.
00:11:58I was referring to do the right thing.
00:12:01What about the band?
00:12:05That's the thing you do.
00:12:06What thing?
00:12:07If I'm doing something, tell me and I'll try not to do it.
00:12:11What?
00:12:13Did Dan get you anything for today?
00:12:15I don't know. Today's not over with yet.
00:12:18Not even breakfast in bed?
00:12:20He was still asleep when I left.
00:12:25Asleep?
00:12:28That lucky...
00:12:29What?
00:12:31What?
00:12:32Lucky what?
00:12:34What?
00:12:36What?
00:12:36What?
00:12:37What?
00:12:38Well, did you ask for anything?
00:12:39No.
00:12:41I don't need a thing.
00:12:43Come on, Mama.
00:12:45That's a good place to be.
00:12:47Expect nothing but be thankful for everything.
00:12:51Really, Mama?
00:12:54Abby, I don't really.
00:13:00Well, a little something-something would be nice.
00:13:03Yeah, better than a whole lot of nothing-nothing.
00:13:05Yeah, better than a whole lot of nothing.
00:13:06I don't need anything.
00:13:10Now, when you're floating, you know-
00:13:24you're not going to be there.
00:13:24Now, what's going on over there?
00:13:24Well, I want to go straight to you.
00:13:25It's going to be like a couple of things,
00:13:27then what's going on over there?
00:13:27I want to go on over there.
00:13:29I want to go and you're not going to go on over there,
00:13:30I want to go on over there.
00:13:34I'll be here to go.
00:13:38Child, take this plane.
00:13:41Sweating my tookus off.
00:13:48Ben, answer your phone.
00:13:52We're leaving church now.
00:13:54Don't forget to start the grill.
00:13:58We have a lot of mouths to feed.
00:14:00Love you.
00:14:02Mary, why don't you call him on the house phone?
00:14:04Mother, we don't have a house phone.
00:14:07We have cell phones.
00:14:09Why would we need a house phone?
00:14:11Well, what happened when you called him on the cell phone?
00:14:15He didn't answer.
00:14:16Because he didn't want to talk to you?
00:14:18No, he probably just didn't hear it.
00:14:22What would happen if you had a house phone and called it?
00:14:26Then he probably would hear it.
00:14:30Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:14:34Hi, Mama.
00:14:36Benjamin.
00:14:37Look what I got.
00:14:39Lovely.
00:14:40Give me some water.
00:14:51Did Mary know you were coming?
00:14:52Of course, Benjamin.
00:14:54Well, maybe not this early.
00:14:56I had to get out of that place.
00:14:57You know, your father, he has to shake hands with everybody.
00:15:00I had to get out of that heat.
00:15:03Ready or not, here they come.
00:15:12Shoot.
00:15:20Mary, your mother's here.
00:15:22Mother?
00:15:24On speaker, you sound like Ben.
00:15:26Your mother is here.
00:15:28They didn't give you a key yet.
00:15:35I let you skip church and sleep in, so you've got to help me out.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:41Make sure everything is childproof for Sebastian.
00:15:44Abby and Sebastian are coming over, too?
00:15:47Mother Dunbar, Charles, welcome.
00:15:50I always feel so welcome when I come to visit here.
00:15:54The man just said welcome.
00:15:56What else do you want him to say?
00:16:00Everything has to be put away or out of reach.
00:16:03Okay, I got it already.
00:16:04Carpet cleaner.
00:16:05Yeah.
00:16:06Steak knives.
00:16:08All glassware.
00:16:09Look, this is too much.
00:16:11I've got to have my coffee first.
00:16:13Never mind.
00:16:13I'll take care of it.
00:16:17Ready for me, Mother Dunbar?
00:16:19Bring it.
00:16:20We're right around the corner.
00:16:21I'm so excited for my special day.
00:16:39I'm so excited for my special day.
00:16:42I'm so excited for my special day.
00:16:43For my special day.
00:16:45Special day.
00:16:51Benjamin, look what my Sunday school class bought me.
00:16:54Isn't it precious?
00:16:56Yeah.
00:16:58Precious.
00:17:00You didn't start the food?
00:17:02No.
00:17:03Well, you better hurry up because we had a lot of hungry people coming.
00:17:07When are we eating?
00:17:08You know, Dad, we missed you in church today.
00:17:10You left pops hanging.
00:17:12Yeah, I, I, uh...
00:17:16Oh, Dad.
00:17:18Aw.
00:17:20Hey, everybody.
00:17:22Aw.
00:17:23Hey, sweetie.
00:17:26Oh, you're walking.
00:17:28Oh, he's walking.
00:17:30Hey, you're walking?
00:17:31I've got to go get my camera.
00:17:32On Mother's Day.
00:17:34What a special day.
00:17:37A special day.
00:17:43Ben.
00:17:46You didn't start the grill.
00:17:48Want me to start the grill?
00:17:50Could you please?
00:17:51I gotta go.
00:17:53Go where?
00:17:55Nowhere.
00:17:57Just up here and, uh, finish wrapping.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:02Good night.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:36Hey, Dad.
00:18:40What'd I do now?
00:18:41Shh.
00:18:42Come here.
00:18:54Do the impression you do with me.
00:18:56No.
00:18:57Do the impression.
00:18:59You told me not to.
00:19:00Forget what I told you, son.
00:19:02Do the impression.
00:19:03You've got to do a better job of teaching me.
00:19:05When am I supposed to listen to you, and when am I not supposed to listen to you?
00:19:09You're supposed to listen to me all the time.
00:19:11So if I tell you to do it, do it, even if it contradicts the previous order.
00:19:16You sure?
00:19:17Anthony.
00:19:18Anthony.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:20Okay.
00:19:22Ooh.
00:19:22Ooh.
00:19:24It's perfect.
00:19:26If someone come to the door for me, you do one of those.
00:19:30Why?
00:19:31Because I told you to.
00:19:33And I'll pay you for it.
00:19:36With what?
00:19:37I gotta go to the store and get some cash back.
00:19:40Okay?
00:19:41How much?
00:19:42Enough.
00:19:44You're gonna pay me cash money to imitate you.
00:19:47That's two things I never thought would happen.
00:19:52So...
00:19:53What's wrong?
00:20:08I forgot Mother's Day.
00:20:12I forgot Mother's Day.
00:20:13You forgot Mother's Day?!
00:20:17Mom is gonna...
00:20:19Mom is gonna...
00:20:23You can't believe you forgot and you are in so much trouble.
00:20:30Okay, enough.
00:20:31When Mom finds out...
00:20:33It's not gonna happen.
00:20:34Mom's not gonna find out.
00:20:35Oh, Mom's gonna find out.
00:20:37Mom always finds out.
00:20:39Remember that time I snuck a girl in my room?
00:20:41What?
00:20:42Nothing happened.
00:20:43We played video games.
00:20:44I just wanted to tell my friends that I snuck a girl in my room.
00:20:47Who?
00:20:47When?
00:20:48Precisely my point.
00:20:50Mom found out.
00:20:51You didn't until now.
00:20:52But Mom always finds out.
00:20:54When Mom finds out, it's gonna get ugly.
00:20:57What are you gonna do?
00:20:58I don't know.
00:20:59I gotta find four gifts fast.
00:21:01She expects four gifts?
00:21:02I got her one card.
00:21:04Four moms.
00:21:05Four gifts.
00:21:07Your mom.
00:21:08Abby.
00:21:09Abby's first Mother's Day.
00:21:11Wow.
00:21:12This is worse than I thought.
00:21:14And Mama.
00:21:16And...
00:21:17Benjamin!
00:21:18Mother Dunbar.
00:21:27I know Mary doesn't approve of you drinking this.
00:21:31Mother Dunbar.
00:21:33You didn't have to do that.
00:21:34That's so nice of you.
00:21:36I'm sorry.
00:21:38John, what are you sorry for?
00:21:39That I don't have anything as nice as this for you?
00:21:43You don't have to get me anything.
00:21:46Except lunch.
00:21:47I can't wait for lunch.
00:21:48Come on.
00:21:49Ben!
00:21:50You got one hour!
00:21:56Wish me luck.
00:21:58But you don't believe in luck.
00:22:04Good luck.
00:22:06Thanks.
00:22:08Where are you going?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:14Good plan.
00:22:16Hold on to my business phone.
00:22:18And when somebody comes to the door for me, grunt.
00:22:24And do not, do not open that door.
00:22:28I mean it!
00:22:29One hour!
00:22:36Anthony, what in the world is your daddy doing?
00:22:38We getting hungry around here.
00:22:41Um...
00:22:41Just hanging out.
00:22:44You left me a window of opportunity.
00:22:46Oh, come on now.
00:22:47No.
00:22:47Don't, don't, don't do it.
00:22:49Don't do it.
00:22:50Oh, man.
00:22:51You just had to say that word, didn't you?
00:22:53Oh, man.
00:22:55Just had to say it.
00:22:57No.
00:23:01No.
00:23:07No.
00:23:10No.
00:23:13No.
00:23:19Yo tell me, yo now, can you really flow like Lucas flow, you'll see that coffee can survive
00:23:26in a pile, like the duplicate my style, if you can then let me see it, after a while
00:23:34you cannot keep it.
00:23:55I don't know, I don't know.
00:24:36A package of plant food will perk these up, won't it?
00:24:40No.
00:24:42I don't even know what to charge you for that, how about a dollar?
00:24:47Thank you, that's very sweet of you.
00:24:50Debit or credit?
00:24:51I don't use credit cards, only debit.
00:24:57Why not, I get free ones in the mail all the time.
00:25:00You'll find out that credit cards aren't free, you should only buy what you can afford.
00:25:04Um, I can't seem to find my debit card.
00:25:16That's a shame, isn't it that you don't have any credit cards?
00:25:20I'll probably be back.
00:25:21Will you?
00:25:24Probably not.
00:25:27On the housemate.
00:25:30Thanks.
00:25:35Hit me with some more trivia.
00:25:37I want a free lunch.
00:25:40You'll never get this one.
00:25:44Extra large!
00:25:45Make sure they put triple cheese on it!
00:25:47Triple cheese!
00:26:04Hey Dad.
00:26:05I'm getting ready to put Sebastian down for a nap.
00:26:08Just letting you know so you don't accidentally wake him, okay?
00:26:16Okay, just a sec.
00:26:28All I have are ROUs.
00:26:30Just go to the bank.
00:26:31Are you kidding?
00:26:32You have money in the bank, right?
00:26:34Son, the bank is closed on Sunday.
00:26:39I don't even want to think about what I haven't taught you yet.
00:26:43What about your friends?
00:26:45You can't borrow money from my friends!
00:26:47Have any of your friends borrowed money from you?
00:26:50Of course, but that doesn't mean my dad can borrow money from them.
00:26:53Do your friends owe you any money?
00:26:56Yeah, Morgan owes me four bucks.
00:26:59I'll collect it for you.
00:27:00Wow, at 12 years old I already have a loan shark.
00:27:03I'll get it back for you.
00:27:04Cool, I could really use four dollars.
00:27:08Well, I'll use it for now.
00:27:10But it's my money!
00:27:11I'll pay you back.
00:27:13I guess you'll just have to write me another IOU.
00:27:27I came for the money.
00:27:28Let me get my dad.
00:27:31Dad!
00:27:32He wants money!
00:27:42911, what's your emergency?
00:27:44There's a black man outside our house and I think he's trying to rob us.
00:27:48Quiet!
00:27:49Can you describe him?
00:27:51He's a large black man and it doesn't seem like he wants to go away.
00:27:55Can you describe him any further?
00:27:57He's a large black man.
00:28:00Dad, Anthony wants his four dollars.
00:28:04Seems his name's Anthony and he just wants four dollars, but I don't believe it.
00:28:07Dad, that's Anthony's dad.
00:28:09Anthony's in my class.
00:28:11I borrowed four dollars from him.
00:28:15Oh, never mind.
00:28:17Are you at all offended by the fact that I drive more than 50% of the time and that
00:28:22I'm in charge most of the time?
00:28:23Not at all.
00:28:25Well, because I just want to be fair to you.
00:28:27I appreciate that, but are you aware that more than 50% of the time you are my chauffeur?
00:28:33No, I hadn't thought about it like that.
00:28:35I didn't realize I was driving Miss Dudley.
00:28:38It's all a matter of perspective.
00:28:40Officers downtown, we just had a 911 hang up from a residence near you.
00:28:45Officers Dudley and Kowalski responding.
00:28:493105 Oakmont.
00:28:50We're on it like a bonnet.
00:28:56Kowalski out.
00:28:58We're on it like a...
00:28:59Let's not relive it.
00:29:01I'm sorry, boss man, but I didn't know who you were and...
00:29:04It's cool.
00:29:05And I guess Anthony lent her four bucks.
00:29:09It's no big deal.
00:29:10Four dollars?
00:29:12You must be real hard up for cash, boss.
00:29:14No, no, no, no.
00:29:15I was just driving by.
00:29:17I gotta go.
00:29:55I'm just getting one for mom.
00:29:57That's all I can afford.
00:29:58I hear ya.
00:30:00Well, I gotta go.
00:30:00See ya at the house.
00:30:02By the way, you didn't see me.
00:30:06You didn't see me either.
00:30:07Deal.
00:30:15Who?
00:30:16It's your dad, knucklehead.
00:30:18Did you get the money?
00:30:19Yeah, thanks.
00:30:21What'd you buy?
00:30:22Nothing.
00:30:23Four dollars won't even buy one card.
00:30:27I could've told you that.
00:30:29Does anybody else owe you money?
00:30:31Just a sec.
00:30:36What are you doing?
00:30:38Posting online to see if anyone owes me money.
00:30:40I said my dad needs it right now.
00:30:42You said that online?
00:30:45I didn't say why.
00:30:47Unbelievable.
00:30:50That was some unbelievable singing this morning, wasn't it?
00:30:53Yeah, it was.
00:30:54But you know, I miss Ben's force this morning.
00:30:57Don't get me started.
00:30:59Ruth, what did Ben give you for Mother's Day?
00:31:02Nothing that I know of.
00:31:03Oh, that's just awful.
00:31:05Me neither.
00:31:07He's upstairs wrapping gifts.
00:31:09Hmm.
00:31:10Look, I wonder where he got Abby.
00:31:12Who got me what?
00:31:13Well, Ben got you for your first Mother's Day.
00:31:16Jason, what did you give Abby for her first Mother's Day?
00:31:20I gave her a kid, isn't that enough?
00:31:27I'm kidding.
00:31:28I got her a day at the spa.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:31Aww.
00:31:32Sweet.
00:31:34Isn't lunch ready yet?
00:31:35Cool.
00:31:37Sir, we got a call about a man on a motorcycle robbing the residents and terrorizing them.
00:31:43Hey!
00:31:43What?
00:31:44Word choice.
00:31:46Oh, yeah, boy.
00:31:47That's one of the best for these days.
00:31:48Uh, let's see, uh, traumatizing.
00:31:51I've had a man robbing the residents and traumatizing the neighborhood.
00:31:54I don't know anything about that.
00:31:56Did you place a call to 911?
00:31:58I did.
00:31:59Uh, my daughter has this friend.
00:32:01His dad came over here for some money.
00:32:04On a motorcycle?
00:32:05Uh, no, a bicycle.
00:32:07Oh, a bike!
00:32:08That's why we thought it was a motorcycle.
00:32:10Yeah, because when somebody says bike...
00:32:12You'd think it's a hog.
00:32:14No.
00:32:14Well, how much did the robber take?
00:32:17Well, look, he wasn't a robber.
00:32:19He just came by for four bucks.
00:32:21Sir, with all due respect, if someone takes money from you, no matter the amount, he's a robber.
00:32:27But, please don't interrupt Officer Kowalski, sir.
00:32:30I didn't, I...
00:32:31And, please, don't downplay the robber's actions, either.
00:32:36Try to get a grip on, on the gravity of the situation.
00:32:39Take ownership of your feelings.
00:32:41Uh, look, guys, it's Mother Day, I have to...
00:32:44It's my turn to talk.
00:32:45I'm sorry.
00:32:46Now, there are certain procedures that we have to follow.
00:32:49Now, I more than know that it's Mother's Day.
00:32:51My mother's waiting for me to come over, and I can't go until I finish my shift.
00:32:54So, the faster that you cooperate, the faster we can let you get back to celebrating your mothers in your
00:33:01world.
00:33:02Fine.
00:33:04Now, could you please give me a description of the suspect?
00:33:08Uh...
00:33:08Tall?
00:33:09Muscular?
00:33:11Forty-ish?
00:33:12In his forties?
00:33:13Middle-aged man on...
00:33:14I wouldn't say middle-aged.
00:33:16He's in his forties.
00:33:17Our life expectancy is 80-something, so I think it's fair to say that he's middle-aged.
00:33:22May I continue?
00:33:24Sure.
00:33:27Middle-aged man on a motorcycle.
00:33:29Bicycle.
00:33:30Oh, sorry.
00:33:31Right.
00:33:32Bicycle.
00:33:33Middle-aged man.
00:33:34Um...
00:33:35What'd this guy look like?
00:33:38Short hair, black.
00:33:40Okay, now, this is kind of a touchy subject, but, uh...
00:33:44And I don't want to offend anyone, but...
00:33:45When you say black, do you mean his hair or his skin tone?
00:33:50Both.
00:33:51Okay.
00:33:52So, uh...
00:33:54Would you say he's, um, black like my partner here?
00:33:58Or...
00:33:59Or...
00:33:59Not quite as dark?
00:34:02What's that got to do with anything?
00:34:03We're trying to bring this man to justice, so we need an accurate description.
00:34:08Anthony!
00:34:09I gotta go.
00:34:11Gotta call my buddies and hope one of them picks up.
00:34:15They're probably all out to lunch with their moms.
00:34:19Hey, Dad.
00:34:21Do we have a fire extinguisher?
00:34:23Yeah, there's one in the...
00:34:25Wait, why do you need a fire extinguisher?
00:34:27Call 9-1-1!
00:34:28Call 9-1-1!
00:34:30I'm just kidding.
00:34:32Come on, little man.
00:34:33Today's difficult enough without you messing with me.
00:34:35I don't even know how to turn on a grill.
00:34:38I thought you were handling lunch for me.
00:34:40Mom took over.
00:34:43Yeah, and I don't know how much longer I can hold her off.
00:34:48I gotta go.
00:34:58Hey, check it out.
00:35:00What, two people hugging?
00:35:01Yes, but look at what kind of people they are.
00:35:04Good looking?
00:35:05Yes, but different.
00:35:06Man and woman?
00:35:07No.
00:35:08Huh?
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:10He's black and she's white.
00:35:12Of course not.
00:35:14It's just something about the way they're acting.
00:35:17What do you want to charge them with?
00:35:18PDA?
00:35:20So, how have things changed in your world?
00:35:23What do you mean?
00:35:24You hugged me and I thought you were married.
00:35:27I am.
00:35:28You hugged me.
00:35:29Well, you hugged me back.
00:35:31I was being nice.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34I always thought you were nice.
00:35:35It's getting hot.
00:35:38I gotta go.
00:35:39I gotta go buy some Mother's Day cards.
00:35:41It's a little late, isn't it?
00:35:43Better late than...
00:35:45Wait.
00:35:46Where's my money?
00:35:49Potential domestic disturbance in progress.
00:35:52I'll get you back.
00:35:55Apparently not.
00:35:58Do you have my money?
00:35:59Your money?
00:36:00I don't have your money.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:05Is he bothering you?
00:36:08Sir.
00:36:09Have you ingested any illegal substances?
00:36:14Why would you ask that?
00:36:15Is it because I'm black?
00:36:17No.
00:36:17Those are your words, not mine.
00:36:19But your thoughts?
00:36:20Again, no.
00:36:22You are acting fidgety.
00:36:24Now, take my partner for example.
00:36:25He's African American and I haven't asked him if he's ingested any illegal substances.
00:36:30Is this your money?
00:36:34Oh.
00:36:35Are you harassing me over $4?
00:36:38That's a dangerous word to throw out there with police officers around.
00:36:42I was just asking you, do you know what my money was?
00:36:45That's all.
00:36:46Nor have I asked my partner whether he may or may not have ingested any stolen property.
00:36:53But you are implying it.
00:36:55Well, I'm not surprised you think so, given you have a guilty conscience.
00:37:01What Officer Kowalski is referring to is the last breath mint, which someone has to take.
00:37:07It's not like we're going to get a fork and knife and cut it in half.
00:37:10Well, no, of course you're not going to cut it in half.
00:37:14But that would make people kind of think that maybe the person who's bought the entire tin of breath mints,
00:37:20if he had the option and if he so chooses, would take the last mint.
00:37:25But no, as it stands, Officer Dudley here took it.
00:37:29Why don't you go and smell his breath?
00:37:30Go ahead.
00:37:33And meanwhile, I, Officer Kowalski, am stuck with this unprofessional, cabbage-tainted aroma.
00:37:42Back to you, sir.
00:37:43Now you were sweating and you were acting jittery.
00:37:46Now that kind of behavior takes me back to my original question, which was,
00:37:50Sir, have you ingested any illegal substances?
00:37:53Well, I'm sweating because I'm riding my daughter's bicycle.
00:37:57And I'm jittery because I'm trying to get back to the house for Mother's Day.
00:38:01Oh, how nice for you.
00:38:03You get to spend the afternoon at home on Mother's Day.
00:38:06A luxury I don't have.
00:38:09Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:10I'm citing you.
00:38:12For what?
00:38:14Five-oh-seven.
00:38:16What's a five-oh-seven?
00:38:18Public nuisance.
00:38:19Oh, now why did you tell him that?
00:38:22You gave it away. That's why we use codes.
00:38:25To keep things secret.
00:38:27We use code for communication purposes.
00:38:30And he has a right to know what he's being cited for.
00:38:33A public nuisance?
00:38:36Have a safe rest of your day.
00:38:38Are you kidding me?
00:38:41Good seeing you, Ben.
00:38:44Hey, everybody.
00:38:45Hey, how are you?
00:38:47Are we handing out cards yet?
00:38:49Did you get cards?
00:38:51Yeah, got this a while ago.
00:38:54At least five minutes.
00:38:56At least you're honest.
00:39:03Happy Mother's Day, Mama.
00:39:04Aw, thank you, sweetie. I appreciate it.
00:39:07Thank you so much.
00:39:08Well, now you're almost one big happy family.
00:39:10All we need is being in Anthony.
00:39:12Where's my brother?
00:39:13He's supposed to be upstairs wrapping gifts.
00:39:16That's probably making Anthony right while he's up there watching European soccer.
00:39:21I'd say watch. I'm probably up there asleep with his mouth hanging all open.
00:39:24He's probably up there taking a dunk.
00:39:30Go ahead and eat, child. Eat up.
00:39:32I can't eat while Mother Dunbar is sitting here talking with my brother taking a dunk.
00:39:36Well, if he is, I hope Mary bought some spray because this is not the biggest house.
00:39:41You know, I really don't understand why he's been in there this long.
00:39:45He hasn't even eaten lunch or anything yet.
00:39:47So I don't see why he needs to go and do number two.
00:40:00Pete O'Callaghan.
00:40:01Ben, what's up, man? You remember Taylor, right?
00:40:04Happy Mother's Day.
00:40:05Where are your kids?
00:40:07They're with my folks.
00:40:08Oh, okay.
00:40:09Um, Pete, did you get my message?
00:40:12Oh, I'm sorry. I turned down my phone for Mother's Day. What's up?
00:40:15O'Callaghan, look, I'm in a bind.
00:40:19I mean, that's pretty insensitive, you know?
00:40:22I mean, my wife used to be a ballerina and they would bind her feet in their shoes.
00:40:28I'm just messing with you. I'm messing with you. What's up?
00:40:30I'm in a hurry.
00:40:32I'm gonna go freshen up.
00:40:37Dude, what's up?
00:40:39Can I borrow a few bucks?
00:40:42A few?
00:40:45I'd love to, but...
00:40:47Thanks.
00:40:48I don't have it.
00:40:49You do?
00:40:51I don't.
00:40:52You do?
00:40:54I don't.
00:40:55I don't believe you.
00:40:56You had enough to come out to eat?
00:40:58Just barely enough.
00:40:59Prove it.
00:41:00Give me your wallet.
00:41:04No.
00:41:05Oh, no, no, no, it's not like that.
00:41:10You again.
00:41:12You again.
00:41:13And, sir, there's no panhandling allowed.
00:41:18Do not encourage this type of behavior.
00:41:20Wait, wait. I'm sorry, officers.
00:41:23I know this guy.
00:41:25This guy?
00:41:26Does this guy have a name?
00:41:28I already know yours.
00:41:30Another citation.
00:41:31If you're his friend, you would know his name.
00:41:35Officer's Ben knows me.
00:41:37He's my friend.
00:41:38He knows my name is Pete.
00:41:40You gave it away.
00:41:41I'll never know if he's telling the truth.
00:41:44Kowalski, they're buddies.
00:41:45Can we go now?
00:41:47I guess, but I still gave him another 507.
00:41:59Three bucks?
00:42:00You said a few.
00:42:01I meant, like, 20.
00:42:04You should be able to get a Mother's Day card
00:42:06and have change left, though.
00:42:07I'm not buying a cheap, generic car,
00:42:09and I need four.
00:42:11You know, Taylor and I, we get e-cards,
00:42:13and they're free.
00:42:13Look, I don't need you to lecture me about
00:42:16what I spend and how I spend it.
00:42:23Look, buddy.
00:42:27Can I borrow a credit card?
00:42:28Well, why don't you use one of your cards?
00:42:30Well, I use a debit card, but my wife, Mary, has it,
00:42:34and I don't have it with me.
00:42:36And you don't have a credit card?
00:42:37Who doesn't have a credit card?
00:42:39We only buy what we can afford.
00:42:40Honey, can he borrow...
00:42:43Can I ask you one more favor?
00:42:45Sure, anything. What?
00:42:46You want a kidney?
00:42:48I have an extra one.
00:42:49Do you want one of my kidneys?
00:42:51I need a ride over to the...
00:42:53little jury store on the other side of the bridge.
00:42:56Oh, sure. Can we give him...
00:42:58No?
00:43:06It's just on the other side of the bridge.
00:43:11Sorry, buddy.
00:43:14Good to see you.
00:43:28What we've got here is a failure to appreciate the law of the land.
00:43:36What's that for?
00:43:37Littering.
00:43:40But, if you get a dive team to come help recover that bicycle,
00:43:44well, I can tear this one up.
00:43:46Pay for a dive team.
00:43:47I got the phone number of a good dive team.
00:43:49I really hope our paths do not cross again today.
00:43:52And if they do?
00:43:54Going to have to take you downtown.
00:43:56We are downtown.
00:43:58To prison.
00:44:00You know what he meant.
00:44:05Time's up, Ben.
00:44:06Everyone's ready to eat.
00:44:09Not ready.
00:44:14Anthony, is that you?
00:44:16Uh-uh.
00:44:19Anthony, get out here right now.
00:44:29Where's your father?
00:44:30Am I in trouble?
00:44:33You're not in trouble.
00:44:35But somebody is.
00:44:38You forgot Mother's Day?
00:44:42And now, you're out looking for a last minute gift?
00:44:46Uh-uh.
00:44:49It's too late.
00:44:50Come home now.
00:45:19Hey.
00:45:22Hey.
00:45:24What's going on?
00:45:28Ben.
00:45:30He forgot another holiday.
00:45:34He's probably out buying me gum from the food mart.
00:45:42He's trying.
00:45:47Not much.
00:45:50Gum is better than nothing.
00:45:52Hardly.
00:45:55I saw him out there.
00:45:57At where?
00:45:59Picking out greeting cards.
00:46:02We're sitting here, starving, waiting on the man.
00:46:06And he's trying.
00:46:08With what?
00:46:09I got his debit card.
00:46:11I don't know.
00:46:12Guess he had a little cash.
00:46:13He never has cash.
00:46:16Why didn't you tell me you saw him?
00:46:19Sibling code?
00:46:22Hmm.
00:46:28Mary.
00:46:30Sometimes, sister-in-law code overrides sibling code.
00:46:34Tell me.
00:46:38I saw him hugging up on another woman.
00:46:43Wow.
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:54Hello there.
00:46:55I remember you.
00:46:56Did you remember your credit card this time?
00:46:58Yes, I did.
00:47:03Credit?
00:47:04Can I just take a look at that?
00:47:06What's the hold up?
00:47:08Interesting choice of words.
00:47:10Look, I gotta go.
00:47:12I'm just waiting for the card to go through.
00:47:16Wait, Mr. O'Callaghan.
00:47:18Or whatever your name really is.
00:47:21Why can't that be my name?
00:47:23Seriously, mate?
00:47:24Are you trying to tell me that your name is Peter O'Callaghan?
00:47:28Why not?
00:47:30I'm from England.
00:47:31And that's right next to Ireland.
00:47:34And no one that looks like you is called Peter O'Callaghan.
00:47:38You ever heard of black Irish before?
00:47:40I think that might refer to black hair.
00:47:43I do have black hair, see?
00:47:49Everybody freeze.
00:47:50What?
00:47:53Mr. Wilson!
00:47:54You again?
00:47:55You again?
00:47:57Trouble sure seems to find you, son.
00:47:59Which is why I keep finding you.
00:48:02Alright.
00:48:02Who made the call? What's going on here?
00:48:04I did. He's trying to use a stolen credit card officer.
00:48:07That's my friend's card.
00:48:09This is a big mistake.
00:48:10Well, you have to pay for your mistakes.
00:48:12Hands on the counter.
00:48:13What?
00:48:13Time for downtown.
00:48:15I don't have time to go downtown.
00:48:16Hands on the counter.
00:48:18I need to get home.
00:48:19Oh, we have a nice home for you, downtown.
00:48:22This is supposed to be an easy day.
00:48:25I just don't understand it.
00:48:28I never want to work another Mother's Day ever again.
00:48:33I feel you.
00:48:34My mother has called me 27 times today.
00:48:3727 times.
00:48:39She's worried sick.
00:48:42Aren't there any moms out there who care about you?
00:48:46Four.
00:48:47Four?
00:48:49Wife.
00:48:51Daughter.
00:48:53Mom.
00:48:55Mother-in-law.
00:48:58Wow.
00:49:01I was trying to get them presents for Mother's Day.
00:49:06No, I'm not buying it.
00:49:08It's way too late for that.
00:49:11I forgot.
00:49:13You forgot to buy them presents?
00:49:16I forgot Mother's Day.
00:49:20You forgot Mother's Day?
00:49:22How do you forget Mother's Day?
00:49:24You can't forget Mother's Day?
00:49:26I know.
00:49:29But I did.
00:49:36Hey, why don't we just call his friend, check him, see if he really did borrow the card.
00:49:42Give him a break, man.
00:49:44It's a month's day.
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:47And I don't think we have anything downtown that's as scary as what he's gonna face when he gets home.
00:49:58Where have you been?
00:50:01Married.
00:50:07It's been a mother of a day.
00:50:24I did something that I regret.
00:50:31I forgot Mother's Day.
00:50:33And?
00:50:36Isn't that enough?
00:50:40Oh, that's more than enough.
00:50:43It's so much.
00:50:51I know.
00:50:53I feel awful.
00:50:56You feel awful.
00:50:59He feels awful.
00:51:03Do you remember what it was like when I went to the hospital?
00:51:07No.
00:51:08Do you remember how I described how it was like in a delivery room?
00:51:12Because you will never know how it was in the delivery room.
00:51:18Yes.
00:51:19Uh-uh.
00:51:22Yes.
00:51:23I do.
00:51:24No.
00:51:24I don't.
00:51:26The pain I endured.
00:51:29Oh, the pain!
00:51:30You're not even trying to have kids yet.
00:51:34I know.
00:51:35What do you know about childbirth?
00:51:38I...
00:51:39Let's just get back to Ben, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:41What did Ben do?
00:51:43I know what he didn't do.
00:51:45He didn't drink this orange soda I bought him.
00:51:49Really?
00:51:50Wow.
00:51:51This is even better than television.
00:51:55Where was I?
00:51:56The pain of childbirth.
00:51:59Pain caused by you.
00:52:02And I had to endure more than usual because at the time my hips weren't exactly of the childbearing variety.
00:52:09But that's when you chose the hips.
00:52:12But those hips had to undergo some renovations.
00:52:17Make it stop!
00:52:19Make it stop!
00:52:24So yes, since our wedding day I have gained a little bit of weight.
00:52:31But it was for the betterment of our family.
00:52:34Because these hips became able to bear children.
00:52:39Children that we wanted.
00:52:42Do you remember when we decided to have children?
00:52:47You may answer.
00:52:50Yes.
00:52:51We decided together!
00:52:54Together!
00:52:55And we both decided we wanted two children and we have them!
00:53:00What happened on the day that I had Abigail?
00:53:04We...
00:53:05We celebrated.
00:53:06I'm surprised you remember that.
00:53:08You seem not to remember anything of celebrations that doesn't involve a ball in a field.
00:53:14But you remember what happened on that day?
00:53:17You became a mother.
00:53:18And yet you embraced another.
00:53:20What?
00:53:21What?
00:53:23Someone saw you earlier hugging up on another woman.
00:53:30Oh...
00:53:31That was...
00:53:32That was Lisa.
00:53:34Lisa who?
00:53:36Lisa...
00:53:36My ex-co-worker!
00:53:40Well maybe she won't be your only ex.
00:53:44Wait, wait, what?
00:53:47What are we going to do about our children?
00:53:49Are you...
00:53:50Really?
00:53:52Are you serious?
00:53:53Over Mother's Day?
00:53:55Over Mother's Day?
00:53:56Swedish Day?
00:53:57Swedish Day shouldn't count.
00:53:58All the other days...
00:54:03How did it come to this?
00:54:06It all adds up.
00:54:08So...
00:54:08You're going to throw all this away?
00:54:10It's all stop.
00:54:11You are not going to bring the D word into this.
00:54:14What's the D word?
00:54:15Divorce!
00:54:16I thought it was something like that, but you never know.
00:54:20Divorce!
00:54:21Mom, you can't!
00:54:22You're not going to.
00:54:24Because of these children, you're not going to.
00:54:27Yes, Mother Dunbar.
00:54:29Yes.
00:54:30Like mother, like daughter.
00:54:37Here we go.
00:54:39You don't know me.
00:54:42You don't know me.
00:54:45You threatened divorce too.
00:54:48Did we get divorced?
00:54:49No.
00:54:51But...
00:54:52Did we get divorced?
00:54:56No.
00:54:58Then stop this right now.
00:55:01I'm fighting for you.
00:55:03Not against you.
00:55:07Anthony.
00:55:08Go upstairs.
00:55:10Come on, baby.
00:55:11Come on.
00:55:15She's going to divorce me.
00:55:18Can you believe this?
00:55:19She's going to divorce me.
00:55:23Why?
00:55:24Because all I've done is put food on this table.
00:55:27All I've done is pay every single barrel, every month.
00:55:31All I've done is take a second job to pay hospital bills.
00:55:36All I have done is whisper sweet things to her that goes on her.
00:55:40Because all she hears is that one time that I raise my voice.
00:55:47Despite taking those two jobs and getting home late at night.
00:55:51And getting up for church 51 Sundays in the past year.
00:55:58The one weekend, I don't have to work those two jobs and I'm able to hang out with my buddies.
00:56:05And play soccer.
00:56:10Not drinking, mind you.
00:56:13I don't taste that stuff anymore.
00:56:16Not drugs, mind you.
00:56:18I would never taste that stuff.
00:56:22But soccer?
00:56:24Benjamin.
00:56:27The one time I get to hang out with the guys and get the exercise she ever so kindly reminds
00:56:33me that I need to get.
00:56:35I come home and cool off.
00:56:43I sit on the couch and watch a comedy special and sports highlights.
00:56:52So I won't go to bed all sweaty.
00:56:55And I just fell asleep on the couch.
00:57:01I'm so sorry for that.
00:57:05I am so sorry.
00:57:08I wish I had just gone to bed.
00:57:14But I didn't.
00:57:17Now I've got to lie in the bed that I made.
00:57:20I miss you.
00:57:22I'm right here.
00:57:26Yeah, you're here but you're not here.
00:57:30Look.
00:57:33Don't move.
00:57:35See?
00:57:36Not here.
00:57:53That.
00:58:05Hey.
00:58:08Don't move.
00:58:42What?
00:58:45I know that boy didn't just shush me.
00:58:48Yes, he did.
00:58:50I can't believe it.
00:58:52Well, he tried, but you see her talking.
00:59:13I don't fit in your box.
00:59:17I don't match your world.
00:59:20Everything I say and do, you don't lie.
00:59:25About me.
00:59:26Your heart won't lie as much as you try.
00:59:33You remember, you remember.
00:59:38I'm not perfect.
00:59:44I'm not perfect.
00:59:48But I'm really not perfect.
00:59:57I'm not perfect.
01:00:18I'm not perfect.
01:00:49Good choice.
01:00:52You've always been my good choice.
01:00:55The best choice I've ever made.
01:00:59This?
01:01:01This is what I miss.
01:01:06And this is what I miss.
01:01:08And this is what I miss.
01:01:17I'm not perfect.
01:01:20I'm not perfect.
01:01:21I'm only, but I'm really not.
01:01:27I'm not perfect.
01:01:29I'm only, but I'm really not.
01:01:38I'm not perfect.
01:01:43I'm not perfect.
01:01:49What'd I miss?
01:01:56I'm only, but I'm really not.
01:02:05I'm not perfect.
01:02:08I'm not perfect.
01:02:43I'm not perfect.
01:03:09And action.
01:03:12Child, stop.
01:03:13You are not going to bring the D word in to this.
01:03:25Hey dad, I'm getting ready to put Sebastian down for a nap.
01:03:29Just letting you know so you don't accidentally wake him, okay?
01:03:42Not in.
01:03:44In.
01:03:45Out.
01:03:48What?
01:03:49Shh.
01:03:50That boy done lost his mind.
01:03:52I know he just didn't shh me.
01:03:54Yes, he did.
01:03:56Can't believe it.
01:03:59That's it.
01:04:01You're wrong.
01:04:04I'm sorry.
01:04:28I'm sorry.
01:04:37I'm sorry.
01:04:43You're wrong.
01:04:45Okay.
01:04:47You're right.
01:04:51Okay.
01:05:07it's my turn to talk I'm sorry okay so there are regulations that we have to
01:05:13follow and I'm more than aware I finally got the lines right this time too
01:05:37if there's your sound off that bad well it's time to say see if we're gonna be cutting back to
01:05:44them
01:05:44from you and if there's a plane on your soundtrack that's suddenly not on their sound
01:05:51you want to buy it in my life look at this flow my rum boy and your timothy will end
01:05:59up on this track
01:06:02death is among us all of me all will die but there'll be a sudden feeling of destruction
01:06:08in your life sipping away sums make no sense in the ratio the fab all boosted my jewels and a
01:06:16ulysses kernel i'm a rock terminator supply the data like a new will net process a computer
01:06:22bunch of damage snap branches where the canvas inflicting sea avalanches for my lantes mike is
01:06:28my trident waves over time and go crazy violent pilot of my riot yo what's all the same all terrible
01:06:35refuse to take this path but must remain unusual yo tell me yo now can you really flow like lucas
01:06:43flow you'll see that coffee can survive in a pile try to duplicate my style if you can then let
01:06:51me see it
01:06:52after a while you cannot keep it
01:07:15too many ways to have your plot in your face i see a list of top and seas and you're
01:07:20not in the database
01:07:21still bops about bitches about whet me about money it's funny another dummy need to change in the
01:07:26prophecy and that's why my lyrics blow you wide orbit star signs collide you feel a wolf on the torrent
01:07:32no such thing as myths when your knowledge is fast and old as the hypo glyph
01:07:43i'm in a bit of a vine
01:07:48let's wait for amelia airheart real quick prove it give me a wallet
01:07:55now this is where it's still rolling this is where the thing we're supposed to throw wallets at him
01:08:21i don't fit in your box i don't match your world
01:08:28everything i say you do you don't like about me
01:08:35your heart won't lie as much as you try
01:08:41you remember you remember
01:08:45i'm not perfect
01:08:52i'm not perfect
01:08:57i'm not perfect
01:08:58but i'm really in love
01:09:00i'm not perfect
01:09:06i'm not perfect
01:09:09i'm not perfect
01:09:14i won't beg you to stay
01:09:17let you go your way
01:09:21if it's meant for me
01:09:23if it's meant for me
01:09:24then you'll come to me
01:09:25if it's meant for me then you'll come to me
01:09:39this is my prayer
01:09:41i'm not perfect
01:09:45i'm not perfect
01:09:48i'm not perfect
01:09:59i'm on
01:10:09I'm not perfect, I'm not perfect, I'm not perfect, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, but I'm really
01:10:18I'm not perfect, I'm not perfect, I'm not perfect, I'm not perfect, alright, rolling, 72-2, 72-2, second plate,
01:10:36alright, set, action, come on man, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:10:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, say that word, oh man, okay, cut.
01:13:14Save the camera.
01:13:15I hadn't really thought about it like that.
01:13:16I didn't realize I was driving around Miss Dudley.
01:13:19It's all a matter of perspective.
01:13:26I see Butch in the rear view.
01:13:28Did you yell at him real quick?
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:30Hey.
01:13:32Hey Butch.
01:13:33In the shot.
01:13:34In the shot rear view.
01:13:38And good night.
01:14:07I'll read it.
01:14:25I got her a date this fall.
01:14:26Aww.
01:14:27Okay.
01:14:28That's sweet.
01:14:29Alright.
01:14:30Is it lunch yet?
01:14:32Mm-hmm.
01:14:35Does anyone see my shoe?
01:14:38Have you seen my shoe?
01:14:42Have you seen my shoe?
01:14:46Have you seen my shoe?
01:14:54Good.
01:14:55Okay.
01:14:56Wait.
01:14:57Wait.
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