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Mother Of A Day 2019
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00:02:59Officers Kowalski and Dudley patrolling downtown
00:03:02Boy, Lenny Ritchie would love it here
00:03:04It's an easy Sunday morning
00:03:10Kowalski out
00:03:1110-4
00:03:13I thought she'd be impressed
00:03:14She might have been had you got his name right
00:03:17What? It's Lenny Ritchie
00:03:19Lionel
00:03:20No
00:03:22Yes
00:03:22No
00:03:24Lionel was the son's name in the Jeffersons
00:03:26And also the singer Lionel Ritchie
00:03:29I beg to differ
00:03:31Care to make it interesting?
00:03:33By all means
00:03:34You wanna buy me snacks?
00:03:36Take me to the Snack Shack
00:03:37And then you're gonna be the one
00:03:39Walking up to the Snack Shack
00:03:41To buy me snacks
00:03:42We'll see
00:03:43You'll see
00:04:03Enjoy
00:04:06There are a lot of sisters out there among us
00:04:08Who are mothers
00:04:12And I would be remiss
00:04:14If I didn't point out four special mothers
00:04:17My wife Ruth
00:04:23My daughter-in-law Mary
00:04:29My granddaughter Abby
00:04:31On her first Mother's Day
00:04:36And last but not least
00:04:37Mother Dunbar
00:04:39Mary's mother Phyllis
00:04:46These and other mothers
00:04:49Put on their Sunday best
00:04:51And they deserve our best
00:05:00So gentlemen
00:05:03For all mothers
00:05:05Let's try this again
00:05:10A woman
00:05:11Of noble character
00:05:16She is worth far more
00:05:18Than rubies
00:05:20Can I get an amen?
00:05:23Amen
00:05:24Her children arise
00:05:26And call her blessed
00:05:30Her husband
00:05:31Praises her too
00:05:42Thank you all for coming out
00:05:45We sure enjoyed you
00:05:49So
00:05:51I will ask my son Ben
00:05:52To come and give the final word
00:05:57Come up Ben
00:06:10Mary
00:06:11Yes
00:06:13Where's Ben?
00:06:15Benjamin Wilson
00:06:16Did not make a good choice
00:06:17Last night
00:06:20Well you know
00:06:21You're in trouble
00:06:22When she uses your full name
00:06:24Luftwrap
00:06:25I'm
00:06:37I'm
00:06:47I'm
00:06:51I'm
00:07:53Hey.
00:07:54Merritt.
00:07:55Ben.
00:07:57You scared the mess out of me.
00:07:59What's with all the racket?
00:08:00Are you kidding?
00:08:00I'm trying to be as quiet as possible.
00:08:03Try harder.
00:08:05Are you coming to bed?
00:08:06In a bit.
00:08:07Make a good choice.
00:08:14Was that a good choice?
00:08:15Yes.
00:08:17But seriously.
00:08:18Make a good choice.
00:08:20I will.
00:08:22I promise.
00:08:23I just want to get to see the end of this comedy special.
00:08:26Which one?
00:08:28It's a classic, okay?
00:08:29Benjamin, we have church in the morning.
00:08:32I know.
00:08:33I know.
00:08:35It's almost two.
00:08:37Why are you just not getting home?
00:08:39What else were you doing, huh?
00:08:40And don't tell me you were out playing soccer till one.
00:08:46We went to that wing place.
00:08:52How was the view?
00:08:56It wasn't that wing place.
00:08:59Look.
00:09:01I got the receipt.
00:09:03And there you are, sucking every bit of sauce off of your fingers.
00:09:09I got mine to go.
00:09:12Meanwhile, I'm here, working my fingers to the bone.
00:09:15Look.
00:09:17Folding clothes, doing the dishes, and putting our son to bed.
00:09:20Sorry, babe.
00:09:22Look, it's the only time I've been able to hang out with the guys all month.
00:09:28How can I make it up to you?
00:09:31Make it up to me tomorrow.
00:09:34Okay, I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:09:36Tomorrow's all yours.
00:09:37Later today.
00:09:39Later today, it's all yours.
00:09:42Okay?
00:09:44Mm-hmm.
00:09:47Don't stay up too late.
00:09:50And make a good choice.
00:09:54I will.
00:10:04I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:08I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:11I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:11I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:11I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:13I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:13I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:14I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:15I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:15I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:17I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:17I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:18I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:18I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:18I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:19I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:20I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:21I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
00:10:41Bad choice.
00:10:51Thank goodness for forgiveness. Amen?
00:10:55I love Mother's Day. It's my favorite work day of the year.
00:10:59Nothing happens. Nobody gets into trouble.
00:11:15Well, I'll give the final word then, and I won't take up much of the time because I know everyone
00:11:21is itching to get to the buffet line.
00:11:24I have two words. Be blessed.
00:11:36If only it could be this way every day.
00:11:3924-7.
00:11:40365 days a year.
00:11:43366 days of leap years.
00:11:44You know, if only people would just live right. You know, just do the right thing.
00:11:49Dudley do right.
00:11:50Do the right thing.
00:11:52Don't you get it? Your name is Dudley.
00:11:53I heard you, Kowalski. I haven't called that in my whole life. I was referring to, do the right thing.
00:12:01What about the band?
00:12:05That's the thing you do.
00:12:06What thing? If I'm doing something, tell me and I'll try not to do it.
00:12:11What?
00:12:13Did Dan get you anything for today?
00:12:15I don't know. Today's not over with yet.
00:12:18Not even breakfast in bed?
00:12:20He was still asleep when I left.
00:12:24Asleep?
00:12:28That lucky...
00:12:29What?
00:12:31What?
00:12:32Lucky what?
00:12:34What? What?
00:12:37Well, did you ask for anything?
00:12:40No.
00:12:41I don't need a thing.
00:12:43Come on, Mama.
00:12:45That's a good place to be.
00:12:47Expect nothing but be thankful for everything.
00:12:51Really, Mama?
00:12:53Abby, I don't.
00:12:55Really?
00:13:00Well...
00:13:00A little something-something would be nice.
00:13:03Yeah, better than a whole lot of nothing-nothing.
00:13:11Something would be nice.
00:13:14I don't want to...
00:13:38Child, check this plane.
00:13:41Sweating my tookus off.
00:13:48Ben, answer your phone.
00:13:52We're leaving church now.
00:13:54Don't forget to start the grill.
00:13:58We have a lot of mouths to feed.
00:14:00Love you.
00:14:02Mary, why don't you call him on the house phone?
00:14:04Mother, we don't have a house phone.
00:14:07We have cell phones.
00:14:09Why would we need a house phone?
00:14:11Well, what happened when you called him on the cell phone?
00:14:14He didn't answer.
00:14:16Because he didn't want to talk to you?
00:14:18No, he probably just didn't hear it.
00:14:22What would happen if you had a house phone and called it?
00:14:26Then he probably would hear it.
00:14:30Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:14:35Hi, Mama.
00:14:36Benjamin.
00:14:37Look what I got.
00:14:39Lovely.
00:14:40Give me some water.
00:14:51Did Mary know you were coming?
00:14:52Of course, Benjamin.
00:14:54Well, maybe not this early.
00:14:56I had to get out of that place.
00:14:57You know, your father, he has to shake hands with everybody.
00:15:00I had to get out of that heat.
00:15:03Ready or not, here they come.
00:15:11Shoot.
00:15:19Mary, your mother's here.
00:15:22Mother?
00:15:24On speaker, you sound like Ben.
00:15:26Your mother is here.
00:15:28They didn't give you a key yet.
00:15:35I let you skip church and sleep in, so you've got to help me out.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:41Make sure everything is childproof for Sebastian.
00:15:44Abby and Sebastian are coming over, too?
00:15:47Mother Dunbarra, Charles, welcome.
00:15:50I always feel so welcome when I come to visit here.
00:15:54The man just said welcome.
00:15:56What else do you want him to say?
00:16:00Everything has to be put away or out of reach.
00:16:03Okay, I got it already.
00:16:04Carpet cleaner.
00:16:05Yeah.
00:16:06Steak knives.
00:16:07Oh.
00:16:07All glassware.
00:16:09Look, this is too much.
00:16:11I've got to have my coffee first.
00:16:13Never mind.
00:16:13I'll take care of it.
00:16:17Ready for me, Mother Dunbar?
00:16:19Bring it.
00:16:20We're right around the corner.
00:16:21I'm so excited for my special day.
00:16:25Hey!
00:16:39I'm so excited for my special day!
00:16:41Excited for my special day!
00:16:43For my special day!
00:16:45Special day!
00:16:51Benjamin, look what my Sunday school class brought me.
00:16:54Isn't it precious?
00:16:56Yeah.
00:16:58Precious.
00:17:00You didn't start the food?
00:17:02No.
00:17:03Well, you better hurry up because we had a lot of hungry people coming.
00:17:07When are we eating?
00:17:08You know, Dad, we missed you in church today.
00:17:10You left pops hanging.
00:17:12Yeah, I, I, uh...
00:17:16Oh, Dad!
00:17:18Oh!
00:17:19Oh!
00:17:20Hey, everybody!
00:17:22Oh!
00:17:23Hey, sweetie!
00:17:25Oh, you're walking!
00:17:28Oh, he's walking!
00:17:30Hey!
00:17:30You're walking?
00:17:31I've got to go get my camera.
00:17:32On Mother's Day.
00:17:34What a special day!
00:17:37A special day.
00:17:39A special day.
00:17:43Ben!
00:17:46You didn't start the grill.
00:17:48Want me to start the grill?
00:17:50Could you please?
00:17:51I gotta go.
00:17:53Go where?
00:17:55Nowhere.
00:17:57Just up here and, uh...
00:18:00Finish rapping.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:36Hey, Dad.
00:18:40What'd I do now?
00:18:41Shh.
00:18:42Come here.
00:18:54Do the impression you do with me.
00:18:56No.
00:18:57Do the impression!
00:18:59You told me not to.
00:19:00Forget what I told you, son!
00:19:02Do the impression!
00:19:03You've got to do a better job of teaching me.
00:19:05When am I supposed to listen to you, and when am I not supposed to listen to you?
00:19:09You're supposed to listen to me all the time.
00:19:11So if I tell you to do it, do it.
00:19:13Even if it contradicts the previous order.
00:19:16You sure?
00:19:17Anthony!
00:19:19Okay, okay.
00:19:24It's perfect.
00:19:26Have someone come to the door for me.
00:19:28You do one of those.
00:19:30Why?
00:19:30Because I told you to.
00:19:33And I'll pay you for it.
00:19:36With what?
00:19:37I gotta go to the store and get some cash back.
00:19:40Okay?
00:19:41How much?
00:19:42Enough.
00:19:44You're gonna pay me cash money to imitate you.
00:19:48That's two things I never thought would happen.
00:19:52So, what's wrong?
00:20:08I forgot Mother's Day.
00:20:12You forgot Mother's Day?
00:20:17Mom is gonna...
00:20:24You can't believe you forgot, and you are in so much trouble.
00:20:30Okay, enough.
00:20:31When Mom finds out...
00:20:33It's not gonna happen.
00:20:34Mom's not gonna find out.
00:20:35Oh, Mom's gonna find out.
00:20:37Mom always finds out.
00:20:39Remember that time I snuck a girl in my room?
00:20:41What?
00:20:42Nothing happened.
00:20:43We played video games.
00:20:44I just wanted to tell my friends that I snuck a girl in my room.
00:20:47Who?
00:20:47When?
00:20:48Precisely my point.
00:20:49Mom found out.
00:20:51You didn't until now.
00:20:52But Mom always finds out.
00:20:54When Mom finds out, it's gonna get ugly.
00:20:57What are you gonna do?
00:20:58I don't know.
00:20:59I gotta find four gifts fast.
00:21:01She expects four gifts?
00:21:03I got her one card.
00:21:04Four moms, four gifts.
00:21:07Your mom, Abby...
00:21:09Abby's first Mother's Day.
00:21:11Wow.
00:21:12This is worse than I thought.
00:21:14And Mama, and...
00:21:16Benjamin!
00:21:18Mother Dunbar.
00:21:27I know Mary doesn't approve of you drinking this.
00:21:31Mother Dunbar, you didn't have to do that.
00:21:34That's so nice of you.
00:21:36I'm sorry.
00:21:38John, what are you sorry for?
00:21:39That I don't have anything as nice as this for you?
00:21:43You don't have to get me anything.
00:21:46Except lunch.
00:21:47I can't wait for lunch.
00:21:48Come on.
00:21:49Ben!
00:21:50You got one hour!
00:21:56Wish me luck.
00:21:58But you don't believe in luck.
00:22:03Good luck.
00:22:06Thanks.
00:22:08Where are you going?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:14Good plan.
00:22:16Hold on to my business phone.
00:22:18And when somebody comes to the door for me...
00:22:21Grunt.
00:22:24And do not...
00:22:26Do not...
00:22:27Open that door.
00:22:28I mean it!
00:22:29One hour!
00:22:36Anthony, what in the world is your daddy doing?
00:22:38We getting hungry around here.
00:22:41Um...
00:22:41Just hanging out.
00:22:44You left me a window of opportunity...
00:22:47No!
00:22:47And I seized it!
00:22:48Don't, don't, don't do it!
00:22:49Don't do it!
00:22:50Oh, man!
00:22:51You just had to say that word, didn't you?
00:22:53Oh, man.
00:22:55You just had to say it.
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:11Oh, man.
00:23:14Oh, man.
00:23:15Oh, man.
00:23:16Oh, man.
00:23:19Yo, tell me.
00:23:21Yo, now.
00:23:22Can you really flow like Lucas's flow?
00:23:25You'll see that coffee can survive in a pile.
00:23:27Like the duplicate must die.
00:23:30If you can, then let me see it.
00:23:33After a while, you cannot keep it.
00:23:35Yeah.
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:36A package of plant food will perk these, won't it?
00:24:40No.
00:24:42I don't even know what to charge you for that.
00:24:45How about a dollar?
00:24:47Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
00:24:49Debit or credit?
00:24:51I don't use credit cards.
00:24:55Only debit.
00:24:57Why not? I get free ones in the mail all the time.
00:25:00You'll find out that credit cards aren't free.
00:25:03You should only buy what you can afford.
00:25:05Um, I can't seem to find my debit card.
00:25:16That's a shame. Isn't it that you don't have any credit cards?
00:25:20I'll probably be back.
00:25:22Will you?
00:25:24Probably not.
00:25:27On the housemate.
00:25:30Thanks.
00:25:36Hit me with some more trivia. I want a free lunch.
00:25:39Oh, you'll never get this one.
00:25:44Extra large! Make sure they put triple cheese on it!
00:25:47Triple cheese!
00:26:04Hey, Dad.
00:26:05I'm getting ready to put Sebastian down for a nap. Just letting you know so you don't accidentally wake him,
00:26:10okay?
00:26:11Mm-hmm.
00:26:15Okay, just a sec.
00:26:27All I have are IOUs.
00:26:30Just go to the bank.
00:26:31Are you kidding?
00:26:32You have money in the bank, right?
00:26:34Son, the bank is closed on Sunday.
00:26:39I don't even want to think about what I haven't taught you yet.
00:26:43What about your friends?
00:26:45You can't borrow money from my friends!
00:26:47Have any of your friends borrow money from you?
00:26:50Of course! But that doesn't mean my dad can borrow money from them!
00:26:53Do your friends owe you any money?
00:26:56Yeah. Morgan owes me four bucks.
00:26:59I'll collect it for you.
00:27:00Wow, at 12 years old I already have a loan shark.
00:27:03I'll get it back for you.
00:27:05Cool. I could really use four dollars.
00:27:08Well, I'll use it for now.
00:27:10But it's my money!
00:27:11I'll pay you back.
00:27:13I guess you'll just have to write me another IOU.
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:27I came for the money.
00:27:28Let me get my dad.
00:27:31Dad! He wants money!
00:27:42911, what's your emergency?
00:27:44There's a black man outside our house and I think he's trying to rob us.
00:27:48Quiet!
00:27:49Can you describe him?
00:27:51He's a large black man and it doesn't seem like he wants to go away.
00:27:55Can you describe him any further?
00:27:57He's a large black man.
00:28:00Dad, Anthony wants his four dollars.
00:28:04Seems his name's Anthony and he just wants four dollars, but I don't believe it.
00:28:07Dad, that's Anthony's dad.
00:28:09Anthony's in my class. I borrowed four dollars from him.
00:28:14Oh, uh, never mind.
00:28:17Are you at all offended by the fact that I drive more than 50% of the time and that
00:28:22I'm in charge most of the time?
00:28:23Not at all.
00:28:25Well, because I just want to be fair to you.
00:28:27I appreciate that.
00:28:28But are you aware that more than 50% of the time?
00:28:31You are my chauffeur?
00:28:33No, I hadn't thought about it like that.
00:28:36Didn't realize I was driving Miss Dudley.
00:28:38It's all a matter of perspective.
00:28:40Officers downtown.
00:28:41We just got a 9-1-1 hangup from a residence near you.
00:28:45Officers Dudley and Kowalski responding.
00:28:483105 Oakmont.
00:28:50We're on it like a bonnet.
00:28:56Kowalski out.
00:28:5710-4.
00:28:58We're on it like a...
00:28:59Let's not relive it.
00:29:01I'm sorry boss man, but I didn't know who you were and...
00:29:04It's cool.
00:29:05And I guess Anthony lent her four bucks.
00:29:08It's no big deal.
00:29:10Four dollars?
00:29:12You must be real hard up for cash boss.
00:29:14No, no, no, no.
00:29:15I was just driving by.
00:29:17We gotta go.
00:29:51You didn't see me.
00:30:06You didn't see me either.
00:30:07Deal.
00:30:15Who?
00:30:16It's your dad knucklehead.
00:30:18Did you get the money?
00:30:19Yeah, thanks.
00:30:21What did you buy?
00:30:22Nothing.
00:30:23Four dollars won't even buy one card.
00:30:27I could have told you that.
00:30:29Does anybody else owe you money?
00:30:31Just a sec.
00:30:36What are you doing?
00:30:38What are you doing?
00:30:38Posting online to see if anyone owes me money.
00:30:40I said my dad needs it right now.
00:30:42You said that online?
00:30:45I didn't say why.
00:30:48Unbelievable.
00:30:50That was some unbelievable singing this morning, wasn't it?
00:30:53Yeah, it was.
00:30:54But you know I missed Ben's force this morning.
00:30:57Don't get me started.
00:31:00Ruth, what did Ben give you for Mother's Day?
00:31:02Nothing that I knew of.
00:31:03Oh, that's just awful.
00:31:05Me neither.
00:31:07He's upstairs wrapping gifts.
00:31:09Hmm.
00:31:10Look, I wonder where they got Abby.
00:31:12Who got me what?
00:31:13Well, Ben got you for your first Mother's Day.
00:31:16Jason!
00:31:17What did you give Abby for her first Mother's Day?
00:31:20I gave her a kid, isn't that enough?
00:31:27I'm kidding.
00:31:28I got her a day at the spa.
00:31:30Okay, aww.
00:31:32Sweet.
00:31:34Isn't lunch ready yet?
00:31:35Ooh.
00:31:37Sir, we got a call about a man on a motorcycle robbing the residents and terrorizing the-
00:31:43Hey!
00:31:44What?
00:31:44Word choice.
00:31:46Oh yeah, boy.
00:31:47That's one of the best for these days.
00:31:49Uh, let's see, uh, traumatizing.
00:31:51About a man robbing the residents and traumatizing the neighborhood?
00:31:54I don't know anything about that.
00:31:56Did you please call the 911?
00:31:58I did.
00:31:59Uh, my daughter has this friend.
00:32:01His dad came over here for some money.
00:32:04On a motorcycle.
00:32:05Uh, no.
00:32:06Bicycle.
00:32:07Oh, a bike.
00:32:08That's why we thought it was a motorcycle.
00:32:10Yeah, cause when somebody says bike-
00:32:12You think it's a hog.
00:32:15Well, how much did the robber take?
00:32:17Well, look, he wasn't a robber.
00:32:19He just came by for four bucks.
00:32:21Sir, with all due respect, if someone takes money from you, no matter the amount, he's
00:32:26a robber.
00:32:27But, please don't interrupt Officer Kowalski, sir.
00:32:30I didn't.
00:32:31I-
00:32:32Please, don't downplay the robber's actions either.
00:32:36Try to get a grip on the gravity of the situation.
00:32:39Take ownership of your feelings.
00:32:41Look, guys, it's Mother Day.
00:32:43I have to-
00:32:44It's my turn to talk.
00:32:45I'm sorry.
00:32:46Now, there are certain procedures that we have to follow.
00:32:49Now, I more than know that it's Mother's Day.
00:32:51My mother's waiting for me to come over and I can't go until I finish my shift.
00:32:54So, the faster that you cooperate, the faster we can let you get back to celebrating your
00:33:01mothers and your world.
00:33:03Fine.
00:33:04Now, could you please give me a description of the suspect?
00:33:07Uh, tall, muscular, 40-ish in his 40s.
00:33:12Middle-aged man on-
00:33:14I wouldn't say middle-aged.
00:33:16He's in his 40s.
00:33:18Our life expectancy is 80-something, so I think it's fair to say that he's middle-aged.
00:33:23May I continue?
00:33:24Sure.
00:33:27Middle-aged man on a motorcycle.
00:33:29Bicycle.
00:33:30Oh, sorry.
00:33:31Right.
00:33:32Bicycle.
00:33:33Middle-aged man.
00:33:34Um, what'd this guy look like?
00:33:38Short hair, black.
00:33:40Okay, now, this is kind of a touchy subject, but, uh, and I don't want to offend anyone,
00:33:45but when you say black, do you mean his hair or his skin tone?
00:33:50Both.
00:33:51Oh, okay.
00:33:52So, uh, would you say he's, um, black like my partner here, or, or not quite as dark?
00:34:02What's that got to do with anything?
00:34:03We're trying to bring this man to justice, so we, we need an accurate description.
00:34:08Anthony, I gotta go.
00:34:10Gotta call my buddies and hope one of them picks up.
00:34:15They're probably all out to lunch with their moms.
00:34:19Hey, Dad, do we have a fire extinguisher?
00:34:23Yeah, there's one in the...
00:34:25Wait, why do you need a fire extinguisher?
00:34:27Call 9-1-1.
00:34:28Call 9-1-1.
00:34:30I'm just kidding.
00:34:31Come on, little man.
00:34:33Today's difficult enough without you messing with me.
00:34:35I don't even know how to turn on a grill.
00:34:38I thought you were handling lunch for me.
00:34:40Mom took over.
00:34:44Yeah, and I don't know how much longer I can hold her off.
00:34:48I gotta go.
00:34:58Hey, check it out.
00:35:00What?
00:35:00Two people hugging?
00:35:01Yes, but look at what kind of people they are.
00:35:04Good looking?
00:35:05Yes, but different.
00:35:06Man and woman?
00:35:07No.
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:10He's black and she's white.
00:35:12Of course not.
00:35:14It's just something about the way they're acting.
00:35:17What do you want to charge them with?
00:35:18PDA?
00:35:20So, how have things changed in your world?
00:35:23What do you mean?
00:35:24You hugged me and I thought you were married.
00:35:27I am.
00:35:28You hugged me.
00:35:29Well, you hugged me back.
00:35:31I was being nice.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34I always thought you were nice.
00:35:35It's getting hot.
00:35:38I gotta go.
00:35:39I gotta go buy some Mother's Day cards.
00:35:41It's a little late, isn't it?
00:35:43Well, better late than...
00:35:45Wait.
00:35:45Where's my money?
00:35:49Potential domestic disturbance in progress.
00:35:52I got your back.
00:35:55Apparently not.
00:35:57Do you have my money?
00:35:59Your money?
00:36:00I don't have your money.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:05Is he bothering you?
00:36:08Sir, have you ingested any illegal substances?
00:36:14Why would you ask that?
00:36:15Is it because I'm black?
00:36:17No.
00:36:17Those are your words, not mine.
00:36:19But your thoughts?
00:36:20Again, no.
00:36:22You're acting fidgety.
00:36:24Now, take my partner for example.
00:36:25He's African American and I haven't asked him if he's ingested any illegal substances.
00:36:31Is this your money?
00:36:34Oh.
00:36:35No.
00:36:35Are you harassing me over four dollars?
00:36:38That's a dangerous word to throw out there with police officers around.
00:36:42I was just asking you, do you know what my money was?
00:36:45That's all.
00:36:46Nor have I asked my partner whether he may or may not have ingested any stolen property.
00:36:53But you are implying it.
00:36:54Well, I'm not surprised you think so, given you have a guilty conscience.
00:37:01What Officer Kowalski is referring to is the last breath mint which someone has to take.
00:37:07It's not like we're going to get a fork and knife and cut it in half.
00:37:10Well, no, of course you're not going to cut it in half.
00:37:13But that would make people kind of think that maybe the person who's bought the entire tin of breath mints,
00:37:20if he had the option, and if he so chooses, would take the last mint.
00:37:25But no, as it stands, Officer Dudley here took it.
00:37:29Why don't you go and smell his breath? Go ahead.
00:37:33And meanwhile, I, Officer Kowalski, am stuck with this unprofessional, cabbage-tainted,
00:37:40Aroma!
00:37:42Back to you, sir.
00:37:43Now you're sweating, and you're acting jittery.
00:37:47Now that kind of behavior takes me back to my original question,
00:37:50which was, sir, have you ingested any illegal substances?
00:37:53Well, I'm sweating because I'm riding my daughter's bicycle.
00:37:58And I'm jittery because I'm trying to get back to the house for Mother's Day.
00:38:01Oh, how nice for you.
00:38:03You get to spend the afternoon at home on Mother's Day.
00:38:06A luxury I don't have.
00:38:10What are you doing?
00:38:11I'm citing you.
00:38:12For what?
00:38:15507.
00:38:16What's a 507?
00:38:18Public nuisance.
00:38:19Oh, now why did you tell him that?
00:38:22You gave it away.
00:38:23That's why we use codes.
00:38:25To keep things secret.
00:38:27We use code for communication purposes.
00:38:30And he has a right to know what he's being cited for.
00:38:33A public nuisance?
00:38:36Have a safe rest of your day.
00:38:38Are you kidding me?
00:38:41Good seeing ya, Ben.
00:38:44Hey, everybody.
00:38:45Hey, how are you?
00:38:47Are we handing out cards yet?
00:38:49Did you get cards?
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52Got this a while ago.
00:38:54At least five minutes.
00:38:56At least you're honest.
00:39:03Happy Mother's Day, Mama.
00:39:04Aw, thank you, sweetie.
00:39:06I appreciate it.
00:39:07Thank you so much.
00:39:08Well, now you're almost one big happy family.
00:39:10All we need is being in Anthony.
00:39:12Where's my brother?
00:39:13He's supposed to be upstairs wrapping gifts.
00:39:16That's probably making Anthony right while he's up there watching European soccer.
00:39:21I'd say watch.
00:39:22I'm probably up there asleep with his mouth hanging all open.
00:39:24He's probably up there taking a dunk.
00:39:30Go ahead and eat, child.
00:39:32Eat up.
00:39:32I can't eat while Mother Dunbar is sitting here talking with my brother taking a dunk.
00:39:36Well, if he is, I hope Mary bought some spray because this is not the biggest house.
00:39:41You know, I really don't understand why he's been in there this long.
00:39:45He hasn't even eaten lunch or anything yet.
00:39:47So I don't see why he needs to go and do number two.
00:39:52Two.
00:40:00Pete O'Callaghan.
00:40:01Ben, what's up, man?
00:40:02You remember Taylor, right?
00:40:04Happy Mother's Day.
00:40:05Where are your kids?
00:40:07They're with my folks.
00:40:08Oh, okay.
00:40:10Pete, did you get my message?
00:40:12Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:13I turned down my phone for Mother's Day.
00:40:14What's up?
00:40:15Oh, Callaghan, look.
00:40:16I'm in a bind.
00:40:19I mean, that's pretty insensitive, you know?
00:40:22I mean, my wife used to be a ballerina and they would bind her feet in their shoes.
00:40:28I'm just messing with you.
00:40:29I'm messing with you.
00:40:30What's up?
00:40:30I'm in a hurry.
00:40:32I'm gonna go freshen up.
00:40:37Dude, what's up?
00:40:39Can I borrow a few bucks?
00:40:42A few?
00:40:45I'd love to, but...
00:40:47Thanks.
00:40:48I don't have it.
00:40:49You do?
00:40:51I don't.
00:40:53You do?
00:40:54I don't.
00:40:55I don't believe you.
00:40:56You had enough to come out to eat?
00:40:58Just barely enough.
00:40:59Prove it.
00:41:00Give me your wallet.
00:41:04No.
00:41:05No, no, no, no.
00:41:06It's not like that.
00:41:11You again.
00:41:12You again.
00:41:13And, sir, there's no panhandling allowed.
00:41:18Do not encourage this type of behavior.
00:41:20Wait, wait.
00:41:20I'm sorry, officers.
00:41:23I know this guy.
00:41:25This guy?
00:41:26Does this guy have a name?
00:41:28I already know yours.
00:41:30Another citation.
00:41:32If you're his friend, you would know his name.
00:41:35Officer Ben knows me.
00:41:37He's my friend.
00:41:38He knows my name is Pete.
00:41:40You gave it away.
00:41:41I'll never know if he's telling the truth.
00:41:44Kowalski.
00:41:45They're buddies.
00:41:45Can we go now?
00:41:47I guess, but I still gave him another 507.
00:41:58Three bucks?
00:42:00You said a few.
00:42:01I meant, like, 20.
00:42:04You should be able to get a Mother's Day card and have change left, though.
00:42:07I'm not buying a cheap, generic car, and I need four.
00:42:11You know, Taylor and I, we get e-cards, and they're free.
00:42:13Look, I don't need you to lecture me about what I spend and how I spend it.
00:42:23Look, buddy.
00:42:27Can I borrow a credit card?
00:42:28Well, why don't you use one of your cards?
00:42:30Well, I use a debit card, but my wife Mary has it, and I don't have it with me.
00:42:36And you don't have a credit card?
00:42:37Who doesn't have a credit card?
00:42:39We only buy what we can afford.
00:42:40Honey, can he borrow...
00:42:43Can I ask you one more favor?
00:42:45Sure, anything.
00:42:46What?
00:42:46You want a kidney?
00:42:48I have an extra one.
00:42:49Do you want one of my kidneys?
00:42:51I need a ride over to the little jury store on the other side of the bridge.
00:42:56Oh, sure.
00:42:56Can we give him...
00:42:58No?
00:43:06It's just on the other side of the bridge.
00:43:11Sorry, buddy.
00:43:14Good to see you.
00:43:22Are you kidding me?
00:43:28What we've got here is a failure to appreciate the law of the land.
00:43:36What's that for?
00:43:37Littering.
00:43:40But, if you get a dive team to come help recover that bicycle, well, I can tear this one up.
00:43:46Pay for a dive team?
00:43:47I got the phone number of a good dive team.
00:43:49I really hope our paths do not cross again today.
00:43:52And if they do?
00:43:54Well, I can take you downtown.
00:43:56We are downtown.
00:43:58To prison.
00:43:59You know what he meant.
00:44:05Time's up, Ben.
00:44:06Everyone's ready to eat.
00:44:09Not ready.
00:44:14Anthony, is that you?
00:44:16Uh-uh.
00:44:19Anthony, get out here right now.
00:44:29Where's your father?
00:44:30Am I in trouble?
00:44:32You're not in trouble.
00:44:34But somebody is.
00:44:38You forgot Mother's Day?
00:44:42And now you're out looking for a last-minute gift?
00:44:47Uh-uh.
00:44:49It's too late.
00:44:50Come home now.
00:44:54Come home now.
00:45:02Come home now.
00:45:19Hey.
00:45:22Hey.
00:45:24What's going on?
00:45:27Ben.
00:45:29He forgot another holiday.
00:45:34He's probably out buying me gum from the food mart.
00:45:38The food mart.
00:45:42He's trying.
00:45:45I don't know.
00:45:47I don't know.
00:45:48I don't know.
00:45:48Not much.
00:45:50Gum is better than nothing.
00:45:52Hardly.
00:45:55I saw him out there.
00:45:57Out where?
00:45:59Picking out greeting cards.
00:46:02Well, we're sitting here, starving, waiting on the man.
00:46:06And he's trying.
00:46:08With what?
00:46:09I got his debit card.
00:46:11I don't know.
00:46:12Guess he had a little cash.
00:46:13He never has cash.
00:46:16And why didn't you tell me you saw him?
00:46:19Sibling code?
00:46:21Hmm.
00:46:28Mary.
00:46:30Sometimes sister-in-law code overrides sibling code.
00:46:34Tell me.
00:46:38I saw him hugging up on another woman.
00:46:43Wow.
00:46:46Okay.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:54Hello there.
00:46:55I remember you.
00:46:56Did you remember your credit card this time?
00:46:58Yes, I did.
00:47:03Credit?
00:47:04Can I just take a look at that?
00:47:06What's the hold up?
00:47:08Interesting choice of words.
00:47:10Look, I gotta go.
00:47:12I'm just waiting for the card to go through.
00:47:16Wait, Mr. O'Callaghan.
00:47:18Or whatever your name really is.
00:47:21Why can't that be my name?
00:47:23Seriously, mate?
00:47:24Are you trying to tell me that your name is Peter O'Callaghan?
00:47:28Why not?
00:47:30I'm from England.
00:47:31And that's right next to Ireland.
00:47:34And no one that looks like you is called Peter O'Callaghan.
00:47:38You ever heard of black Irish before?
00:47:40I think that might refer to black hair.
00:47:43I do have black hair, see?
00:47:49Everybody freeze.
00:47:50What?
00:47:52Mr. Wilson!
00:47:54You again?
00:47:55You again?
00:47:57You again.
00:47:57Trouble sure seems to find you, son, which is why I keep finding you.
00:48:02Alright.
00:48:02Who made the call? What's going on here?
00:48:04I did. He's trying to use a stolen credit card, officer.
00:48:07That's my friend's card. This is a big mistake.
00:48:10Well, you have to pay for your mistakes.
00:48:12Hands on the counter.
00:48:13What?
00:48:13Time for downtown.
00:48:15I don't have time to go downtown.
00:48:16Hands on the counter.
00:48:18I need to get home.
00:48:19Oh, we have a nice home for you, downtown.
00:48:22This is supposed to be an easy day.
00:48:25I just don't understand it.
00:48:28I never want to work another Mother's Day ever again.
00:48:33I feel you.
00:48:34My mother has called me 27 times today.
00:48:3727 times.
00:48:39She's worried sick.
00:48:42Aren't there any moms out there who care about you?
00:48:46Four.
00:48:47Four?
00:48:49Wife.
00:48:50Daughter.
00:48:52Mom.
00:48:55Mother-in-law.
00:48:57Wow.
00:49:00I was trying to get them presents for Mother's Day.
00:49:06Well, I'm not buying it.
00:49:08It's way too late for that.
00:49:10I forgot.
00:49:13You forgot to buy them presents?
00:49:16I forgot Mother's Day.
00:49:20You forgot Mother's Day?
00:49:22How do you forget Mother's Day?
00:49:24You can't forget Mother's Day.
00:49:26I know.
00:49:29But I did.
00:49:36Hey, why don't we just call his friend, check him and see if he really did borrow the card.
00:49:42Give me a break, man.
00:49:44It's Mother's Day.
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:47And I don't think we have anything downtown that's as scary as what he's going to face when he gets
00:49:51home.
00:49:58Where have you been?
00:50:01Married.
00:50:07It's been a mother of a day.
00:50:25I did something.
00:50:27That I regret.
00:50:30I forgot Mother's Day.
00:50:33And?
00:50:36Isn't that enough?
00:50:39Oh.
00:50:41That's more than enough.
00:50:43It's...
00:50:45so...
00:50:46much.
00:50:51I know.
00:50:53I feel awful.
00:50:55Huh.
00:50:56You feel awful.
00:50:58Huh.
00:50:59He feels awful.
00:51:03Do you remember what it was like when I went to the hospital?
00:51:07No.
00:51:08Do you remember how I described how it was like in a delivery room?
00:51:12Because you will never know how it was in the delivery room.
00:51:18Yes.
00:51:20Uh-uh.
00:51:22Yes, I do.
00:51:24No.
00:51:24I don't.
00:51:26The pain I endured.
00:51:29Oh, the pain!
00:51:30You're not even trying to have kids yet.
00:51:34I know.
00:51:35What do you know about childbirth?
00:51:38I...
00:51:39Let's just get back to Ben, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:41What did Ben do?
00:51:43I know what he didn't do.
00:51:45He didn't drink this orange soda I bought him.
00:51:49Really?
00:51:51This is even better than television.
00:51:55Where was I?
00:51:56The pain of childbirth.
00:51:59Pain caused by you.
00:52:02And I had to endure more than usual because at the time,
00:52:05my hips weren't exactly of the childbearing variety.
00:52:09But that's when you chose the hips.
00:52:11Hmm?
00:52:12But those hips had to undergo some renovations.
00:52:17Make it stop!
00:52:19Make it stop!
00:52:24So, yes, since our wedding day I have gained a little bit of weight.
00:52:30But it was for the betterment of our family.
00:52:34Because these hips became able to bear children.
00:52:39Children that we wanted.
00:52:42Do you remember when we decided to have children?
00:52:47You my answer?
00:52:50Yes.
00:52:51We decided together.
00:52:54Together!
00:52:55And we both decided we wanted two children and we have them.
00:53:00What happened on the day that I had Abigail?
00:53:04We...
00:53:05We celebrated.
00:53:06Mmm, I'm surprised you remember that.
00:53:08You seem not to remember anything of celebrations that doesn't involve a ball in a field.
00:53:14But you remember what happened on that day?
00:53:17You became a mother.
00:53:18And yet, you embraced another.
00:53:20What? What?
00:53:23Someone saw you earlier hugging up on another woman.
00:53:29Oh...
00:53:31That was...
00:53:32That was Lisa.
00:53:34Lisa who?
00:53:36Lisa...
00:53:36My ex-co-worker.
00:53:40Well, maybe she won't be your only ex.
00:53:44Wait, wait, what?
00:53:47What are we gonna do about our children?
00:53:50Are you...
00:53:50Really?
00:53:52Are you serious?
00:53:53Over Mother's Day?
00:53:55Over Mother's Day?
00:53:56Swedish Day?
00:53:57Swedish Day shouldn't count.
00:53:58And all the other days...
00:54:03How did it come to this?
00:54:06It all adds up.
00:54:08So, you're gonna throw all this away?
00:54:10Y'all stop.
00:54:11You are not gonna bring the D word into this.
00:54:14What's the D word?
00:54:15Divorce.
00:54:16Hmm, I thought it was something like that, but you never know.
00:54:20Divorce?
00:54:21Mom, you can't!
00:54:22You're not going to.
00:54:24Because of these children, you're not going to.
00:54:27Yes, Mother Dunbar.
00:54:29Yes.
00:54:30Like mother, like daughter.
00:54:37Here we go.
00:54:39You don't know me.
00:54:42You don't know me.
00:54:45You threatened divorce too.
00:54:48Did we get divorced?
00:54:49No.
00:54:51But...
00:54:52Did we get divorced?
00:54:56No.
00:54:58Then stop this right now.
00:55:01I'm fighting for you.
00:55:03Not against you.
00:55:07Anthony.
00:55:08Go upstairs.
00:55:10Go on, baby.
00:55:15She's going to divorce me.
00:55:18Can you believe this?
00:55:20She's going to divorce me!
00:55:23Why?
00:55:24Because all I've done is put food on this table.
00:55:27All I've done is pay every single bill every month.
00:55:31All I've done is take a second job to pay hospital bills.
00:55:35All I have done is whisper sweet things to her that goes on her.
00:55:40Because all she hears is that one time that I raise my voice.
00:55:47Despite taking those two jobs and getting home late at night
00:55:51and getting up for church 51 Sundays in the past year.
00:55:58And one weekend...
00:56:00I don't have to work those two jobs and I'm able to hang out with my buddies.
00:56:05And play soccer.
00:56:10Not drinking, mind you.
00:56:13I don't taste that stuff anymore.
00:56:16Not drugs, mind you.
00:56:18I would never taste that stuff.
00:56:22But soccer?
00:56:24Benjamin.
00:56:28The one time I get to hang out with the guys and get the exercise she ever so kindly reminds
00:56:33me that I need to get.
00:56:36I come home and cool off.
00:56:44I sit on the couch and watch a comedy special and sports highlights.
00:56:52So I won't go to bed all sweaty.
00:56:55And I just fell asleep on the couch.
00:57:01I'm so sorry for that.
00:57:05I am so sorry.
00:57:08I wish I had just...
00:57:10gone to bed.
00:57:14But I didn't.
00:57:17Now I've got to lie in the bed that I made.
00:57:20I miss you.
00:57:22I'm right here.
00:57:25Yeah, you're here, but you're not here.
00:57:31Look...
00:57:33Don't move.
00:57:35See?
00:57:36Not here.
00:58:03I don't want to lie in the bed.
00:58:09Tomorrow...
00:58:13Talking talent from over to the other people.
00:58:15Maybe there's some coffee.
00:58:15Here you can try.
00:58:41What?
00:58:45I know that boy didn't just shush me.
00:58:48Yes, he did.
00:58:50I can't believe it.
00:58:52Well, he tried, but you see her talking.
00:59:13I don't fit in your box.
00:59:17I don't match your world.
00:59:20Everything I say and do, you don't lie about me.
00:59:26Your heart won't lie as much as you try.
00:59:33You remember, you remember.
00:59:36I'm not perfect.
00:59:44I'm not perfect.
00:59:47But I'm believing I'm not perfect.
00:59:57I'm not perfect.
01:00:06I won't beg you to stay.
01:00:09Let you go your way.
01:00:13If it's meant for me, then you'll come to me.
01:00:17This is my prayer.
01:00:19Your heart won't lie as much as you try.
01:00:26You remember, you remember.
01:00:30I'm not perfect.
01:00:34I'm not perfect.
01:00:37I'm not perfect.
01:00:40I'm only, I'm only, but I'm believing I'm not perfect.
01:00:49Good choice.
01:00:52You've always been my good choice.
01:00:55The best choice I've ever made.
01:01:00This, this is what I miss.
01:01:06And this is what I missed.
01:01:27I'm not perfect.
01:01:30I'm not perfect.
01:01:33I'm only, but I'm believing I'm not perfect.
01:01:43I'm not perfect.
01:01:45I'm not perfect.
01:01:47I'm only, but I'm believing I'm not perfect.
01:01:49What'd I miss?
01:02:40What'd I miss?
01:03:11What'd I miss?
01:03:17What'd I miss?
01:03:39What'd I miss?
01:03:45Out.
01:03:48What?
01:03:49Shh!
01:03:50That boy done lost his mind.
01:03:52I know he just didn't shh me.
01:03:54Yes, he did.
01:03:56I can't believe it.
01:03:58What'd I say?
01:04:01What'd I say?
01:04:02You're wrong.
01:04:03You're wrong.
01:04:04I'm sorry.
01:04:18I can't believe it.
01:04:20I can't believe it.
01:04:21I can't believe it.
01:04:22I can't believe it.
01:04:25I can't believe it.
01:04:26I can't believe it.
01:04:29I can't believe it.
01:04:31I can't believe it.
01:04:34I can't believe it.
01:04:34I can't believe it.
01:05:07It's my turn to talk.
01:05:10I'm sorry.
01:05:11Okay, so there are regulations that we have to follow, and I'm more than aware.
01:05:18You've got to guess.
01:05:22There's that old line coming up your back.
01:05:25He's easing on down and stuff.
01:05:27You know what he said about black cans and stuff.
01:05:29Bad luck.
01:05:30Yeah, he's got to ease on down.
01:05:32I finally got the lines right this time, too.
01:05:37I thought you'd sound off that bad.
01:05:41Well, it's time to say, see if we're going to be cutting back to them from you,
01:05:45and if there's a plane on your soundtrack, then suddenly not on their soundtrack.
01:05:48Oh, my dear.
01:05:49This is a guy.
01:05:51You want to buy it in my life?
01:05:54Look at this flow.
01:05:57Michael Blomboi and your timiddy will end up on this track.
01:06:02Death is among us.
01:06:04All of me all will die.
01:06:06But there'll be a sudden feeling of destruction in your life, sipping away.
01:06:11Sums make no sense in the ratio, the fairball, boost to my tools and a duelist, this kernel.
01:06:17I'm a rock terminator, supply the data.
01:06:20Like a new will net process a computer.
01:06:22Brunce is damaged, snap branches, where the canvas?
01:06:25Inflict and sea avalanches for my lantes.
01:06:28Mike is my trident.
01:06:29Waves of a tavern go crazy.
01:06:31Violent.
01:06:32Pilot of a riot.
01:06:33Yo, what's still the same?
01:06:35All terrible.
01:06:36Refuse to take this path.
01:06:37But must remain unusual.
01:06:38Yo, tell me.
01:06:39Yo, now.
01:06:41Can you really flow like Lucas Glow?
01:06:44Yo, see that coffee can survive in a pile.
01:06:47Try to duplicate my style.
01:06:49If you can, then let me see it.
01:06:52After a while, you cannot keep that.
01:07:16Too many ways to have your plot in your face.
01:07:18I see a list of top and seas and you're not in the database.
01:07:21Still bops about bitches about wet me about money.
01:07:23It's funny, another dummy, need to change in the prophecy.
01:07:27And that's why my lyrics blow you out of orbit.
01:07:29Star signs collide, you feel a wolf on the torrent.
01:07:32No such thing as myths.
01:07:34When your knowledge is vast and old, it's the hypo glyphs.
01:07:43I'm in a bit of a vine.
01:07:48Let's wait for Amelia Earhart real quick.
01:07:51Prove it.
01:07:52Give me a while.
01:07:54Now this is where it's still rolling.
01:07:57This is where the thing we're supposed to throw wallets at him.
01:07:59Oh, okay.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:02So, do you have wallets?
01:08:05I have a very throwable wallet.
01:08:21I don't fit in your box.
01:08:25I don't match your world.
01:08:29Everything I say you do, you don't like about me.
01:08:35Your heart won't lie.
01:08:39As much as you try.
01:08:42You remember, you remember.
01:08:46I'm not perfect.
01:08:52I'm not perfect.
01:08:57I'm not perfect.
01:08:58But I'm really, you know.
01:09:01I'm not perfect.
01:09:06I'm not perfect.
01:09:09I'm not perfect.
01:09:14I won't beg you to stay.
01:09:17I'll let you go your way
01:09:21If it's meant for me
01:09:23Then you'll come to me
01:09:25This is my prayer
01:09:28Your heart won't lie
01:09:32As much as you try
01:09:34You remember, you remember
01:09:39I'm not perfect
01:09:43I'm not perfect
01:09:45I'm not perfect
01:09:48I'm on my own
01:09:51But I'm really
01:09:52I'm not perfect
01:09:55That I've found my way
01:09:57I'm not perfect
01:10:01I'm on my own
01:10:03But I'm really
01:10:05I'm not perfect
01:10:08I'm not perfect
01:10:11I'm not perfect
01:10:14I'm a own, I'm a own, I'm a own
01:10:17But I'm really human
01:10:19I'm not perfect
01:10:25I'm not perfect
01:10:27Alright, rolling?
01:10:29Set
01:10:3072-2
01:10:31Sounds good
01:10:3472-2, second plate
01:10:39Alright, set
01:10:42Action
01:10:44Come on, man, no, no, no
01:10:46Don't say it, come on, no, no
01:10:48Oh, man, you have to say that word
01:10:51Oh, man
01:10:54Okay, cut
01:11:12Come on, man
01:11:14I'm huge
01:11:14What?
01:12:47Save the camera.
01:12:48I got you, I got you covered, I got you covered.
01:12:51Sorry, Dad.
01:12:51No problem.
01:12:53I think my shoes, my feet are in there.
01:12:55Okay.
01:12:57Okay.
01:12:58You all right, man?
01:12:59Yeah.
01:12:59All right, man.
01:13:00Sorry, one second.
01:13:01I'm in charge most of the time?
01:13:03Not at all.
01:13:04Because I want to be fair to you.
01:13:06I appreciate that, but are you at all offended that more than 50% of the time you are my
01:13:13chauffeur?
01:13:14Well, I hadn't really thought about it like that.
01:13:16I didn't realize I was driving around Miss Dudley.
01:13:20It's all a matter of perspective.
01:13:25What?
01:13:26I see Butch in the rear view.
01:13:28Did you yell at him real quick?
01:13:30Oh, hey.
01:13:31Hey, Butch.
01:13:32Hey, Butch.
01:13:33In the shot rear view.
01:13:35I see Butch in the rear view.
01:14:25I got her a date at the spa.
01:14:26Oh, okay.
01:14:28That's sweet.
01:14:29All right.
01:14:30Is it lunch yet?
01:14:32Mm-hmm.
01:14:35Does anyone see my shoe?
01:14:38Have you seen my shoe?
01:14:42Have you seen my shoe?
01:14:46Have you seen my shoe?
01:14:49Shoo?
01:14:54Good.
01:14:56Good.
01:14:57Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:15:39Wait, wait, wait.
01:15:57Wait, wait, wait.
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