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Ladies of London - Season 4 - Episode 06: Not So Fair Ladies
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00:01.
00:16Get in there.
00:21I've had my injections this morning from my room.
00:23Did you?
00:23Which I'll call the Tusk 10K.
00:25When you guys are still asleep, I'm up and running.
00:28You hold your fork like this.
00:30Wow!
00:31Mini manners is something that I see can last generations
00:35if I do it right.
00:36Hegarty, can you come and see Margot?
00:38She is with me.
00:42Margot, she has bad style.
00:44She does not.
00:46That's why she wears tight velour jumpsuits, darling.
00:49She's perfect apart from the jumpsuit.
00:51I don't have a problem with Kimmy,
00:53and if Kimmy wants to bark at me like some deranged corgi,
00:56she just will.
00:58That's a bit tricky for Martha, then,
01:00to be in the middle.
01:02Margot will you over.
01:04Margot and I have been friends for 20 years.
01:06She's never me over yet.
01:07Well, then I'm not your friend.
01:09I can't.
01:11I can't.
01:12I can't.
01:12I can't.
01:12I can't.
01:13Margot.
01:13Why don't you follow me?
01:15You know you'll never feed me.
01:17You might be free.
01:19But this is my scene.
01:31Today is a big day!
01:33Moxie, are you ready?
01:34It's all ready to click on.
01:37Can I see?
01:37This is episode one.
01:39Three, two, one.
01:46Hi, Miss Micah.
01:48Hi, everyone.
01:49I've been studying all about my manners.
01:51Manners?
01:52What are manners?
01:54Friends, do you ever forget to use kind words?
01:57It happens.
02:00I don't like you sometimes.
02:02I don't like you either.
02:04No wonder you live in LA.
02:05Because it's a fake city just like you.
02:09Why are you always defending her?
02:10Why don't you defend me for once?
02:12Because you are a psychotic bitch.
02:15She's a .
02:16Uh, Kimmy, shut up.
02:21This is not good manners.
02:36I can teach you to do some boxes.
02:38What's in this one, babe?
02:40Come and have a look.
02:41It's okay, baby.
02:42We're not moving house again, I promise.
02:45Very slowly, I am managing to turn the grottage into a cottage.
02:50Oh, I'm so looking forward to this renovation.
02:54Such an angel to help me.
02:55I'm just sort of, I feel a bit drowning at the moment, you know.
02:59There's a lot of stuff to wade through still.
03:03But, you know, everyone who climbed Mount Everest started with one step.
03:08Yeah.
03:13Hi, beautiful.
03:15Hi, Bill.
03:16How are you?
03:17I'm good.
03:17How are you?
03:18You look amazing.
03:19That baby's getting big.
03:21I know, yeah.
03:22You can kind of see a bit, well, I've been a bit hot and sweaty.
03:26Like, in the heat wave.
03:28Do you know what?
03:29So have I, and I'm not even pregnant.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Anyway, I'm going to have a party and I would love you to come.
03:36What kind of party?
03:37What are you thinking of doing?
03:39A My Fair Lady picnic.
03:41Will you come?
03:43Um, yes.
03:44I'm in.
03:45Good.
03:45You know, there's nothing I enjoy more.
03:47I'm going to have a party.
03:49Will you come?
03:50Fantastic, yeah.
03:51Of course I'll come.
03:52Good.
03:52Will you be nice to Margot?
03:55I'll try my best.
03:58Maybe getting everyone to dress up and wear a hat will make them all behave a little more elegantly.
04:03You are 50% of the problem here, Kimmy.
04:06I know, I know.
04:07A little annoyed with her.
04:09Well, she's annoyed with you, so you can be annoyed with each other and still make up.
04:13We'll tell her to behave, because, you know.
04:15I will also reiterate to her that she's got to behave.
04:20Chopsticks to poke her eye out.
04:22If you poke her eye out, I won't speak to you again for at least a month.
04:38Do you guys know why the pollen is so bad here?
04:43Why?
04:44They didn't want fruits to fall and rot, so they only planted male trees.
04:48Wait, there's female male trees?
04:51Yeah, there's female and male everything.
04:55Let's go feed the ducks.
04:57I literally was never around kids before I met Charlie and Jackson.
05:03I met them when they were seven and nine.
05:06Oh, there they are!
05:07Look!
05:08Oh, my God, they're so cute!
05:10Hi!
05:11It was a big, big learning curve.
05:14Nobody knows how to be a teenager, and nobody knows how to be a parent.
05:17Oh, yeah, he's eating the bread.
05:20You know, we're all just figuring it out together with a lot of love.
05:25I don't know why I'm crying.
05:31Move it just that way a little bit.
05:34When Missy gets here, introduce yourselves and then you can go get ice cream.
05:38Oh, yeah.
05:38Okay.
05:39Well, there she is.
05:41Is that Missy?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Ooh.
05:50Like, really?
05:53You're like, oh, what's that Missyra?
05:55You and your boobs show up to meet my teen sons.
05:59Hello.
06:00Hi.
06:01Hi.
06:02Hi.
06:05Well, I mean, you know, you're welcome, boys.
06:07Oh, you guys are so cute.
06:09How are you?
06:11Good.
06:12Hi, guys.
06:13I'm Jackson.
06:14Missy.
06:14Lovely to meet you.
06:15Hi.
06:16Nice to meet you.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18I love your chains.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:21Straight to their hearts.
06:23Yeah.
06:23The boys, when they were younger, we'd be swimming or something, and they'd be staring at my boobs,
06:28and I'm like, hey, you see my eyes?
06:29I can see your eyes.
06:31So I trained them, eyes up, where they belong.
06:34I drilled them.
06:35Do you like London?
06:36Yeah.
06:37Yeah, amazing.
06:38Here's some money.
06:39Ice creams or drinks or whatever.
06:42All right.
06:43Don't lose it.
06:43Bye, Margot.
06:44Bye, guys.
06:44Bye.
06:44See you in a minute.
06:45Oh, how cute mom you are.
06:47They're so polite.
06:48They're very, very sweet boys.
06:50I'm going to L.A. in a couple of days, and then I get to come back with Jacques.
06:54Oh, that's exciting.
06:56Yeah.
06:56And then the whole family will be together.
06:58So tell me, what have you been up to?
07:00Um, I actually met with Kimmy yesterday.
07:04I wanted to call you and tell you.
07:05No way.
07:05So she asked to meet.
07:07We went for lunch.
07:09To be honest, I didn't know what I was walking into.
07:11But she really sincerely apologized.
07:14Yeah.
07:14Now I realize you're much more sensitive and I will be aware of that.
07:19I really appreciate that.
07:21Oh, cheers.
07:22I, um, accept her apology.
07:25Good.
07:25You know, let's just bury it.
07:26Yeah.
07:27You know, it's done.
07:28Let's just drop it.
07:29But yeah, she doesn't want to drop it with you.
07:32She was like, Mark said that, um, someone who knows you from before has gone to Mark and
07:39be like, this is like Margot actress on.
07:43Mark said to me the other day that a girl had come to him and said, oh, I actually knew
07:50Margot from like years and years ago when she lived in London.
07:52And I was talking to her tonight and it's a completely different fashion.
07:55She's got her acting hat on.
08:00What the ?
08:01I mean, I expect this from Kimmy, but I absolutely did not expect this from Mark.
08:05I've heard plenty of things about Mark.
08:09What have you heard?
08:11I just heard that he like is a bag holder for Emma and is like desperately clutching
08:17onto her for social relevance because his family dissent him.
08:22Shut the up.
08:25That's just what I heard.
08:29I think just don't entertain it.
08:32Don't involve emotionally because that's where it's going to get ugly.
08:36I'm just seeing him in a different light.
08:37That's all.
08:42Coming up on Ladies of London.
08:44That's what we FaceTimed you for, otherwise we'd have written a letter.
08:49Everyone, I'm on the phone with my best friends.
09:02I got so safari.
09:04I love it.
09:06Perfect timing.
09:11Hello.
09:11Hello.
09:13Hi.
09:14Hi.
09:14Nice to see you.
09:15Oh, so good to see you.
09:16Thanks for coming around.
09:17You look so elegant all the time.
09:19Oh my goodness.
09:20I'm a bit disheveled.
09:22I apologize.
09:22Hardly.
09:23You can't be disheveled.
09:24Next to you always.
09:25This is little tiny things for you.
09:27Why are you the supposedest person?
09:29So I've never run a marathon or anything near it.
09:31But I Googled and you know what those are?
09:35Yes.
09:35I haven't got these.
09:36A little like hand massage, like if you get cramping.
09:39Oh my God.
09:40I mean, it's exciting to visit Nairobi to do this race.
09:42I feel like I have realized I actually have to do it now.
09:46Thank you so sweet.
09:47You're welcome.
09:48You're so welcome.
09:50That's so helpful.
09:50I feel like if it was here, I would be on the sidelines for you.
09:53Oh my God.
09:54Come.
09:55Jump on the plane.
09:56Emma is constantly juggling all the time and it's so impressive how she makes it look
10:01so easy because I know it is not.
10:03So I went to the website, to the safari marathon site, the whole thing.
10:08Like the headline picture is just a bunch of men who all look like marathon runners.
10:11Yeah.
10:12And then I was like picturing you in the middle of it.
10:14I'm quite nervous.
10:15But you have every right to be.
10:17I had a scan.
10:18It's a cyst in my pituitary gland.
10:20They saw it jump in growth this year.
10:24If you have an MRI, it's a very difficult thing to read.
10:28So they read it and they measured it, I guess wrong.
10:32The original diagnosis was so scary.
10:36I begged for another scan.
10:38Unfortunately, they decided on closer inspection that it hadn't grown.
10:43They misread it.
10:45Thank goodness.
10:46I have to just keep going back.
10:47Keep checking, keep scanning and keep an eye on the symptoms.
10:51It's never going to be gone.
10:52Oh, jeez.
10:54Life is precious and fragile.
10:56You know, that's how I feel.
10:57Profoundly.
10:58Life is so precious.
11:00So precious.
11:01Make sure you live the best you can.
11:03Like make me so emotional because I'm just like too conscious of the fragility of it all, I think.
11:09Ugh, come here.
11:10Come here.
11:11That's the problem.
11:12It just feels really fragile sometimes and I'm like too scared, baby.
11:17Still scared.
11:18Damn.
11:18And I don't want to come up.
11:19I don't want to say it.
11:20I don't want to cry.
11:20I don't want to make anyone upset.
11:22I know, I know.
11:23It's a problem about myself.
11:24Like it's no one else's problem but mine.
11:25That's not what it's about.
11:26It's the British way not to complain, not to explain.
11:30It's okay just to let it out.
11:32I'm just happy that she's able at this point to be vulnerable, to keep calm and carry on.
11:41I have one last little surprise for you before I head home for my little nuggets.
11:46Oh my god.
11:47What have you done?
11:48Because you know we are so excited for you.
11:52Just press play.
11:53What is this?
11:53What did you do?
11:55I simply run.
11:56This exercise really is not for me, Emma.
11:59I'm so proud of you.
12:00I adore you.
12:01And I'm backing you from a safe distance.
12:04He's actually, he's actually, oh my god.
12:07We are all behind you.
12:09We are cheering you from England.
12:11Lots of love.
12:12Good luck.
12:13I can't wait to see what happens.
12:14I can't imagine doing that myself.
12:16So honestly, I have nothing but admiration for you.
12:19Darling Emma, we are reminded of an excellent quote by Winston Churchill who said,
12:24When you're going through hell, keep going.
12:27You've got this.
12:28If anyone can nail this, it's gonna be you.
12:31I love you, and I can't wait to see you when you get back.
12:34Oh my god, I love you lot.
12:36That is...
12:37Oh my god.
12:38Oh my god.
12:47Where does she go when you sleep?
12:49She sleeps on an aeroplane on the stairs.
12:51Does she wake you up in the morning?
12:53Yeah.
12:53She gets up at about five and starts fracturing things around until I get up to see what she's
12:56doing.
12:58Hegarty, someone's coming to see you.
13:00Look, she's excited about this woman who's coming.
13:03Hello.
13:04Come on in.
13:05Hello.
13:05Hi.
13:06Oh, hello, beautiful.
13:08Hello.
13:08This is Ernest.
13:09Hello, Ernest.
13:10What a beautiful name.
13:11Hello, Martha.
13:12Hi, Martha.
13:13So pleased to meet you.
13:14So pleased to meet you.
13:15Margot.
13:16I'm Margot.
13:16Hi, Margot.
13:17And Madam.
13:19The boss.
13:21It was my idea to bring in the pet psychic.
13:24I 100% believe in psychics.
13:26I believe that you can communicate with pets.
13:29I believe in all of that.
13:30I know it to be true.
13:32So, Martha, before I left L.A.
13:34Yeah.
13:35We have to leave Elroy, my standard poodle, behind.
13:39I know I'm devastated.
13:40And so I hired a pet psychic to talk to Elroy, to let him know that I will be back
13:45and we
13:45will be reunited and everything's going to be fine.
13:47So if you want, maybe we can call and see if Hegarty could maybe talk to her.
13:52Should we do that?
13:53I'm afraid Hegarty's rather helped herself to all our snacks.
13:57Because I don't know if you mind sharing with a magpie, but...
14:00I don't think Hegarty has good intentions with Martha.
14:05God, you're a real little beast, aren't you?
14:08She's like...
14:09Hegarty is running Martha's life.
14:11When I ask her to go do stuff, she's like, oh, I have to get back to Hegarty.
14:14And I'm like, the is this bird?
14:15So what is your process?
14:18Like, what can we do today?
14:20Right.
14:20Well, what we do, we tune to their mind and because it's vibration, we get like pictures
14:24come into our mind.
14:26Sometimes it's a video.
14:27It often sounds like our own thoughts, but sometimes an animal will mimic the owner.
14:32Okay.
14:33In a bit of an accent or the way they say it to them.
14:35Hegarty, do you want to come and do this or have you got it shy?
14:39Is she going to come back to us?
14:40I don't know.
14:42Come on, my baby.
14:44Ah.
14:46Listen, I don't do as I'm told.
14:48No.
14:50No, I got that.
14:57She says that she owns you.
15:02The pet communicator said what I thought.
15:04Hegarty said, I'm the boss of you.
15:06I mean, surely this has to get through to Martha.
15:09She said you would think we were related, the way she acts.
15:12Yeah.
15:12I do think she's my mother reincarnated.
15:14Oh, right.
15:15Oh, there you go.
15:16Hegarty and my mother are both massive drama queens.
15:20They both love the company of gentlemen and they both drink quite a lot.
15:25Hang on a second.
15:28Okay.
15:28I just said to her, on behalf of all magpies, what would you like to say?
15:33She said to say that we are either hungry.
15:37Yeah.
15:37Or playful.
15:38Yeah.
15:39So they're not malicious little birds or anything.
15:42It's playing.
15:43Yeah.
15:43Yeah.
15:44You've been given a kiss.
15:46Yes.
15:48Her little feet are warm.
15:50It's actually very sweet.
15:51I'm just going to thank you for talking to us.
15:53I thought they'd be cold in claws, but that's just our friends.
15:59Thanks, Jackie.
16:00It was lovely to meet you.
16:02Take care.
16:03I'm so pleased for coming round to her now.
16:05No, I really am.
16:06I just had a feeling that she had bad intentions.
16:09She's just a naughty little fairy.
16:11What are you up to?
16:12Yeah, so it's just a crazy time.
16:15I'm going to fly tomorrow back to L.A., land, and then Jacques comes back with me.
16:20Are you back on Thursday?
16:22Yeah, I'm back by Thursday.
16:23I'm going to have a picnic in the park.
16:24Will you come?
16:25Yeah, of course I'll come.
16:26Is there a theme?
16:28It's Edwardian come, my fair lady.
16:30Oh, my God.
16:31I'm not doing that.
16:32Let's see what I can find.
16:33Wear a hat.
16:34Who's coming on Thursday?
16:37Well, Missy, Mark, Micah.
16:39Emma's doing her race.
16:41Yeah.
16:41So she's away.
16:42Kimmy.
16:45Look, I'm your best friend.
16:46Kimmy is one of your best friends.
16:49And how are you going to deal with us being together?
16:51Right now, Kimmy's being really aggressive to me, and I feel like she's ganging up on me with Mark now.
16:57Yeah, I do feel really caught in the middle.
16:59I love you.
17:00And I do love Kimmy.
17:02And she's a .
17:06I am just going to have to learn how to draw a hard line.
17:10And this is great.
17:12This is exactly what I've been trying to learn in therapy.
17:14Let's just see if we can break some cycles.
17:20Coming up on Ladies of London.
17:23Are we all being nice?
17:25No, certainly not.
17:26You're clearly in the wrong place.
17:27Why are you blaming us?
17:28Maybe you should blame her for being a bitch.
17:40Hi.
17:41Hi.
17:42Welcome to London Pregnancy Clinic.
17:44How are you?
17:45Good, how are you?
17:45Good, thank you.
17:46Excited to be here.
17:47It's been quite hard with our ultrasounds at the doctor's office because the baby's head has been down my whole
17:53pregnancy.
17:54Nice to meet you.
17:55I'm Vivian.
17:56I'm going to be the one that's doing your scan today.
17:57What's your name?
17:58Joshua.
17:59Joshua, nice to meet you.
18:00Come through.
18:00We're just in here.
18:01So we're coming in today for a 4D scan so we can try and see the baby's face for the
18:06first time that's not in a flat pancake ultrasound.
18:11Let's have a look at baby.
18:13I have no idea what to expect from a 4D scan.
18:17Look at those little toes.
18:18So sweet.
18:19Great.
18:19That heart looks good.
18:20You said you knew what the sex was.
18:22He was a boy.
18:23Yeah, he can see.
18:25Oh, that's his bits of bobs.
18:26Yeah.
18:28He's definitely a boy, guys.
18:30Definitely a boy.
18:31Now, we want to actually see the baby's whole face.
18:35The nose?
18:35Yeah, I can see.
18:37Can you see?
18:38He can't see.
18:39Look, there's a nose in the middle, two eyes and a little lips.
18:44Oh, I can see.
18:45Yeah.
18:46I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see.
18:48Look.
18:48I'm cute.
18:50You're a big old nose.
18:52No.
18:53No, it's not.
18:54It's just the cutest thing.
18:55I don't want to wish the pregnancy away, but I just can't wait to meet him now.
18:59Yeah.
18:59Now we've seen a little smidgen of him, like, that's just so exciting.
19:03Go on.
19:03Thank you so much.
19:04No worries.
19:05That was fun.
19:06We got to see his face.
19:08That's just so cool.
19:09Yeah.
19:09I want to look at the pictures again already.
19:11So you've got to shoot off back to work though, don't you?
19:14I do, yeah.
19:15We've got a production coming through and all the new samples.
19:18For the summer showcase.
19:20Summer showcase samples.
19:21Every year we put on a fashion show for Joshua Kane.
19:27This year we're going to do a couture summer showcase and it's really important for the brand for it to
19:34be received well.
19:35I'm hand-making every single one myself with the team because...
19:38Because you don't trust anyone else to do it.
19:40It's not that.
19:41I'm just designing in 3D.
19:43They're just the most detailed things I could ever come up with.
19:46Yeah.
19:47When the show is coming up, that's all Joshua thinks about.
19:50It's really all-encompassing.
19:52I wish Joshua could be around more because I am alone a lot during this pregnancy.
19:59Yeah.
20:01Okay.
20:03I don't need no man, look.
20:08Oh my god, it's so cute.
20:11I'm a little worried that it may continue when the baby is here.
20:14They do say that you marry your fathers, which I never wanted to do and obviously my dad doesn't have
20:19a moustache.
20:20I made that distinction at least, but I think their work ethic is very, very similar.
20:25I'm just going to be working every single hour and up all night, so I'm barely going to be at
20:29home.
20:29And we'd be like ships passing in the night. I think I might have to just like let you do
20:33the room.
20:35I do worry sometimes that Joshua is very much married to his business.
20:39And I don't think there's ever a right time to have a baby, but I need him to understand that
20:45we need to make space for our baby as well as the work.
20:49We have to do one thing at a time.
20:52Yeah.
20:52And I feel like once that's done and a success, which it's going to be, we can then move on
20:59to the next thing.
21:00He's healthy, he's fine, I'm healthy, I'm fine.
21:03Long limbs.
21:03Long limbs.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Got a picture of his willy.
21:08I can't have that.
21:10I'm like, I'm good, thanks.
21:22Mark, I'd see if he answers.
21:27Mark never answers his phone.
21:31Let me try Emma.
21:35I honestly don't think anyone wants to speak to me.
21:39Story of my life, really.
21:55Oh, it's absolutely wonderful.
21:57Hi there.
21:59Hi.
21:59You look so pretty, thank you.
22:01Oh, wow, it's beautiful.
22:04It's nearly finished.
22:05Get some Paracels up.
22:09My Fan Lady is the most beautiful film with Audrey Hepburn at her most beautiful and Rex Harrison.
22:15And it's all about taking a flower girl from the streets, like these punks over there.
22:22You're a f***ing bitch.
22:24And by the way, finger out of my face, Kenny.
22:27Making them into ladies.
22:30Who's the Eliza Doolittle in your friend group?
22:33Oh, I don't know.
22:34I don't know if there is one.
22:35Maybe me.
22:36I mean, I was homeless.
22:45It's in here.
22:46Oh, it's in my underwear.
22:50Oh, wow.
22:52Yeah, this is gorgeous.
22:54My Fair Lady is a vibe.
22:56It is a culture.
22:58I mean, when someone says My Fair Lady as a dress code, you bring it.
23:03What is My Fair Lady?
23:05My Fair Lady?
23:06I thought he was like an elegant fairy.
23:13It's a movie.
23:14Oh.
23:16Oh, I didn't know that.
23:18Wow.
23:19What?
23:20I know.
23:20I'm wearing one of those.
23:22This is fabulous.
23:23You look gorgeous.
23:25I would if I accidentally had a date.
23:27You look out of a movie.
23:28I have a hat for Margo.
23:29Oh, you do?
23:30Yeah.
23:31Oh, you darling for bringing that.
23:33Come and get a drink.
23:34Oh.
23:34This is so beautiful.
23:36Hi, darlings.
23:38Champagne?
23:39Yes, please.
23:40Is everyone well?
23:43Well, yes.
23:44I'm well.
23:45I'm really well, actually.
23:46You're well.
23:47And you and Kimi have made up.
23:48Yes.
23:48I really appreciated that.
23:50Oh, good.
23:50But she's not happy with Margo.
23:53Margo.
23:53I mean, it's a nightmare because they're my two best friends.
23:56Yeah.
23:56I was hoping.
23:57What?
23:58To get them KY wrestling in a paddling pool.
24:04Wow, this is absolutely beautiful.
24:06I would love to.
24:07I would love to see her.
24:08Oh!
24:10Wow, you look amazing.
24:17You guys look so great together.
24:20Matching.
24:20We love a matching suit.
24:21These shoes are Joshua Kane, Manolo Blahnik.
24:24Yeah.
24:24Ooh.
24:25So he did a little collaboration with Manolo.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Those are amazing.
24:29Oh, and they have little bloomers on.
24:31Oh!
24:32Look at the baby.
24:34He's in there.
24:35Yeah, he's in there.
24:36Hi, Auntie Maika.
24:38Hello.
24:39Please, sweetie.
24:40Hi.
24:41Oh.
24:42My fair lady Malibu.
24:44Blaine, look at your tits.
24:46They look great.
24:47Hi.
24:49Hello.
24:49You look beautiful.
24:51How are you feeling?
24:52I am weird.
24:53I don't know where I am.
24:54I just got off an airplane.
24:56I haven't rested, and I am cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
25:00Elsa.
25:00Let me get you a strawberry.
25:01Well, I missed you guys.
25:03I missed you.
25:04Welcome home.
25:05Um, yeah.
25:05Do you want the hat or not?
25:07Yeah, for sure.
25:07It's nice.
25:08But I'm very happy because my husband is finally in London.
25:14It's like a lot.
25:15What do you think?
25:16Really confident.
25:17Hat or no hat?
25:17I love the hat.
25:19For sure hat.
25:19But it's giving more like Coachella than my fair lady.
25:27For sure hat.
25:28It's perfect.
25:29Oh, I'll wear this loads.
25:31Oh, yeah.
25:31I mean, I can get married in this.
25:32I can get buried in this.
25:33It's about the same thing, isn't it?
25:36Oh, Kimmy's here.
25:39Oh, wow.
25:41Hi.
25:43How is everybody?
25:45Looking fabulous.
25:47How are you?
25:47You look beautiful.
25:48How are you?
25:50Hi, beautiful.
25:51A dream.
25:52Look at you.
25:52Hello.
25:53How are you?
25:54This is beautiful.
25:56Let me say hi to Margo and Martha.
26:01Hi, Miss Martha.
26:03Here you are.
26:04My fair lady.
26:06Oh, you look beautiful.
26:07You look stunning.
26:08Oh, look.
26:08Margo's walked off.
26:10Gorgeous.
26:10Good.
26:11How are you?
26:11Good.
26:12You look beautiful.
26:13Well, I tried.
26:22Oh, Kimmy's here.
26:23Am I going to have to deal with life?
26:25You are.
26:26Hi.
26:27Hi, Miss Martha.
26:30Here you are.
26:31My fair lady.
26:32Oh, you look beautiful.
26:33You look stunning.
26:34Oh, look.
26:35Margo's walked off.
26:36Gorgeous.
26:37Good.
26:37How are you?
26:38Good.
26:38You look beautiful.
26:40Thank you for wearing a hat.
26:41Will I try?
26:42What a bitch.
26:45I think as a friend, if you show up to someone's party, you're polite and you say hello to everyone
26:50out of respect for the hostess or the host.
26:53I want Kimmy to be able to say hi to Martha without making it about me and Kimmy.
26:57Why is she wearing cowboy boots?
27:00I thought it was a My Fair Lady.
27:01Oh, shut up.
27:02Yeah.
27:04Legs for days, both of them.
27:05Oh, I really like that.
27:07That's what I mean.
27:07I think the baby is going to be so long.
27:09I think that's going to be a good picture.
27:09The baby is going.
27:10The baby is already long, upside down.
27:12I know.
27:13When we went for the last scan, he was upside down with his legs open.
27:17I wanted to post it on Instagram, but it was barely usable because his legs was in the air.
27:22Let's just say his first photo shoot did not go to plan.
27:30Darling!
27:33Oh, look at him.
27:35An angel.
27:35Oh, look at you.
27:37Look at you.
27:38I'd much rather look at you.
27:40You're so charming.
27:40Come and get a drink.
27:42Oh, Mark is here.
27:43You're so glorious.
27:45Sorry, I already lost my hat.
27:46It wasn't really comfortable.
27:47He looks like a yellow sort of, I don't know, safari leader or something.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Darling.
27:55Oh, hello.
27:57My fair lady.
27:59Nothing fair about her.
28:01It's entirely unfair.
28:04Themed parties are really of no interest to me.
28:07And I think it's perfectly charming of Martha to have chosen said theme, but I'm not obliged to comply.
28:15He does look a bit like he has a curious monkey.
28:19Oh.
28:19Oh, yeah.
28:20I said it.
28:20You can't unsee it now, can you?
28:26No.
28:27No, I can't unsee it.
28:30Mark is so annoying.
28:32He's like, oh, I'm a clown.
28:34Look at me.
28:35He, like, does snake in the grass stuff.
28:39Okay.
28:40Well, I, you know, I don't see the same side of him that she does.
28:45So I'm trying to stay neutral.
28:47I have chosen my hat very carefully for this event so that I can hide underneath it.
28:53I was asking Martha why Margot was wearing cowboy boots to my family.
28:56I haven't had the opportunity to observe the others yet.
28:58I would love for you to observe.
29:00In all in due course, my dear.
29:01Can you just be nice?
29:03No.
29:04It's actually a nice.
29:05It's common.
29:06Nice.
29:07Walk away from her at once.
29:09Hello.
29:11Oh, my God.
29:12I'm so happy to see you.
29:14I did hear from Emma today.
29:15And she's so happy.
29:16So, so sweet.
29:17Tomorrow is the run.
29:19I'm very nervous.
29:20Very excited.
29:21I think the atmosphere keeps you going, no?
29:23I think.
29:24I hope.
29:24Hi, lions.
29:26I'm really conscious of how lucky I am to do things like this.
29:29To be here as an ambassador for Tusk and representing Longley with the conservation,
29:33which I'm so passionate about.
29:35It's a huge responsibility, but it's a great honor.
29:37I think we should disturb Emma.
29:39Is the marathon tomorrow?
29:40I think it's happening right now, which is precisely why I've elected.
29:44Why we're calling it.
29:44She's in the middle of America.
29:46She's in the middle of America.
29:47She's in the middle of America.
29:48She's answered.
29:49Hello.
29:49Where are you?
29:51By the way, are you on safari too, Mom?
29:53I am.
29:53As you can see, I'm wearing a canary-colored safari.
29:56That's the bitchiest thing I've ever heard you say.
29:58I love it.
29:59How are you doing?
30:00Why are you so fine?
30:01No, we want to know about you, not us.
30:03We're just standing in some ghastly park.
30:04It doesn't matter.
30:05It gets cold at night.
30:06There you go.
30:07I'll take some clothes off.
30:08Awesome.
30:09Finally.
30:10Oh, yeah.
30:12Yeah.
30:13That's what we FaceTimed you for.
30:15Okay.
30:15Otherwise, we'd have written a letter.
30:18Everyone, I'm on the phone with my best friends.
30:22Well, you're not really Mark's biggest fan at the minute, are you?
30:25Well, I'm not Mark.
30:25Because he's my biggest fan.
30:27Mark had to come in a safari outfit to make sure that we know he's friends with Emma.
30:35You're so lucky we're not there.
30:37Okay.
30:38By Angel.
30:39Good luck.
30:40Good luck, darling.
30:42Good luck.
30:51That's what we FaceTimed you for, otherwise we'd have written a letter.
30:58You're so lucky we're not there.
31:01Bye, Angel.
31:02Good luck.
31:03Good luck.
31:04Good luck, darling.
31:05I've read the right act to them.
31:07I'm going to read the right act to you.
31:08You're the one who told me he was saying mean things.
31:11Yeah.
31:11Well, he's always mean.
31:17Oh, gosh.
31:18That's brilliant.
31:20Oh, well, you've got some more friends here, darling.
31:23Oh, darling.
31:26Hi, sweetheart.
31:28How are you?
31:28I'm good.
31:29How are you?
31:29You're having a wonderful day.
31:30No.
31:32Everyone's being so mean.
31:33Sadly, this is shaping up to be the day I thought it would be.
31:36I had optimistically hoped everyone would behave a little bit better.
31:41But at this juncture, I'm just a referee.
31:42And I hate sports.
31:44You're not going to say anything to Mark.
31:46You're just going to leave it.
31:47Mark's not going to come over and say hello to me.
31:49Hi.
31:49How do you do, Mimi?
31:50Mark, pleased to meet you.
31:52Likewise.
31:52I don't want to get up.
31:54But I do want water.
31:56Who else needs champagne?
31:58I'm being a very lax hostess.
31:59Thank you so much.
32:01I really miss having staff.
32:03Yeah.
32:04Just to worry about that.
32:06I was a much better hostess when I had a butler.
32:11Oh, wow.
32:13I know.
32:13The bird has landed.
32:16How are you, Angel?
32:17Fine.
32:18How are you?
32:19This is beautiful.
32:20This is absolutely amazing.
32:23Well, thank you.
32:23I wanted to wear something that you won't make fun of behind my back.
32:26Oh, darling.
32:28Sensational.
32:29I don't know which of us got the dress code wrong.
32:30I feel it may have been me.
32:31I don't know why Margot thinks I care so much.
32:34Whenever I see someone, I say, my God, you look better than ever.
32:39That's just manners.
32:41I'm not lying.
32:42That's what we do.
32:43They have been telling me they're quite mean about behind my back.
32:46They who?
32:46They who, darling?
32:48They who?
32:49Martha and Missy.
32:50Oh, dear.
32:50What have they told you?
32:52Well, Margot told me she's like, oh, I feel so upset.
32:54I had to defend you when I had dinner with Kimmy.
32:57She was very defensive of you.
32:58Look, she's been in L.A. where people just wear Lululemon.
33:02Well, she's not anymore.
33:03There's a lot of chic people in L.A.
33:04Margot's just not one of them.
33:06Yes!
33:07Sorry to inform you of that.
33:09She was like they were making fun of your hair and your clothes.
33:12There was momentary talk of a crushed velvet jumpsuit.
33:17Then Missy said.
33:19Someone at your party.
33:21Yes.
33:21Said something nasty about it.
33:24No.
33:25A friend of mine who's known Margot about a decade hasn't seen her for some time.
33:31Sees her again at the garden party and tells me she's unrecognizable.
33:35Not aesthetically, but in terms of her manner.
33:40I did repeat something that somebody had told me.
33:43It's true.
33:44But I thought actually it was quite complimentary.
33:49Who are you?
33:51Don't come over and give me a compliment when I know you're not complimenting me behind my back.
33:55British society isn't really where people go to be held accountable.
33:58So this is probably surprising for him.
34:02So tell me what she said.
34:05Tell me what they told you she said.
34:07No, you just go ahead and tell me what they said.
34:10That you were embracing a moment of, how can I say of, of being an actress.
34:17That I was fake.
34:19No, it was.
34:20That I was acting like a fake person.
34:21No, that wasn't the word fake.
34:22The words, the word.
34:23Yes, you didn't say fake.
34:24No, I said actress.
34:26What am I acting?
34:28I don't know why Mark isn't owning his words.
34:30Why is he so brave when I'm not around?
34:33I'm right here.
34:34Tell me to my face.
34:35Well, I think this is a joyous tea party.
34:37I don't even...
34:38British is the posh put down.
34:40You know exactly where you stand.
34:42What Mark is doing is just two faced.
34:44Don't pick on Mark.
34:45Oh, darling, anyone can pick on me.
34:47I thought being natural is the hardest part to play, isn't it?
34:50It is.
34:51Yes.
34:51You can't play at being authentic.
34:54You can't pretend to be real.
34:57Because that's very transparent, I'm afraid.
35:00But don't play Mark.
35:01He didn't do anything.
35:02Because he's spreading it as well.
35:03So what?
35:04Oh, darling.
35:04I need to spread things all day long.
35:07I heard some gossip you were spreading about him.
35:09That was horrendous.
35:11He's just a bag holder.
35:14Stop it.
35:15That's what I heard.
35:17I've got more tea than the Boston Harbor.
35:19I just don't walk around stealing it.
35:20I hate tea.
35:23I just heard that he, like, is a bag holder for Emma.
35:27And is, like, desperately clutching onto her for social relevance.
35:32Because his family dissent him.
35:35How are you doing?
35:36You don't want to get involved in that.
35:37I hate conflicts.
35:38You wouldn't be wearing this if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now, would you?
35:44Cruella is out in full force.
35:46And she's always been my favorite.
35:48At least these birds didn't die in vain, darling.
35:51Clearly, Margot dresses this way in order to be noticed.
35:55You'd call it attention-seeking.
35:56It's a shame, really.
35:58I feel that this kind of behavior just demonstrates a terrible lack of self-esteem.
36:03Mark's full-time job is mining attention.
36:05I show up in the room and I get the attention.
36:08The stars are born.
36:09They're not made.
36:10Are you being nice?
36:11I think the majority of this conversation is entirely unnecessary.
36:14She's not horrible.
36:15She's being horrible to everyone.
36:16Kimmy, quite frankly, you can be an absolute cow.
36:18Well, I know I can.
36:18Kimmy does it with a little panache.
36:22And a good dose of humor.
36:24Just thank you.
36:24Humor, you see, is what makes the difference.
36:27All I'm seeing is clowns, no humor.
36:30Well then, you're at the wrong party.
36:32Excuse me, I'm going to go grab some water.
36:34Oh, you should.
36:35Kimmy.
36:36Oh, she'd be so rude.
36:37She's just a cow.
36:38No, no, Martha.
36:39Where are the f***ing glasses?
36:42What's going on?
36:42That's actually mine.
36:45Oh, sorry, I didn't come over to you.
37:00But it's like you guys are laughing though, I don't get that.
37:03No, they're laughing because they are clowns.
37:08This was actually OK.
37:10Oh, darling.
37:11I think it's all empty.
37:12Oh, no, there's some more.
37:14Is everything OK?
37:14Everything is fine.
37:16We're fine.
37:16Do we look fine?
37:18Well, it seems like you guys are laughing and stuff.
37:20But like, Margot doesn't seem fine.
37:21Oh, poor thing.
37:22She's probably at the wrong party then.
37:23So did you guys fix it?
37:25Yeah, it does.
37:25No, I'm not fixing anything.
37:27She's just fine.
37:27being rude she's being rude she just said you've been rude that's cool and you've been oh i'm so
37:33frightfully rude let's go sit over there over there all right let's go let's go i'm actually
37:39just going to be civil to you because you're martha's friend well i love martha look that
37:43would be a great start for you and i will be in honesty but thank you you have always presented
37:48yourself as someone who will say anything to anyone's face it literally never occurred to me
37:53that you wouldn't have said those things to her face there was definitely some drug related
37:58things like let's not make it into some sob story it is a sob story it's sad it's horrible but
38:05it is
38:05what it is to missy's face you are a troublemaker i actually feel bad for martha because when she
38:14finds out what a friend you really are you're like a total con no wonder you live in la because
38:20it's
38:20fake city just like how's that accent going oh yeah how's yours going for you
38:27what is kimmy's accent i don't know why she talks like the guy on the monopoly board
38:33my nipple has been everywhere today i think everyone's seen my boobs today fine guys
38:39we see them every time i love your tears i do love my breast and that's it are we all
38:46being nice why
38:46are you blaming us okay what did she say that was so bitchy it's her demeanor darling
38:52why are you always defending her why don't you defend me for one because you are a psychotic
38:58bitch i love you for it but you are she's not not the same way you are oh really really
39:04martha have you
39:05listened it's really shaking off your behavior in that car was not acceptable not acceptable i can say
39:15i've heard martha talk like this before i'm like i'm like quite proud i'm so proud i'm like oh my
39:21god
39:21martha i thought british people was like oh my boobs are out again
39:27we need like a missy's titty committee you need to be careful with the wins i question our friendship
39:32i'm your true friend i always defend you i've defended you right i don't know you are blinded by her
39:40yeah guilt LA fake lights uh i'm out i've never seen martha fight with anyone my god who's this
39:48confrontational babe and i love that she's standing up for me right now i'm quite mortified that this
39:55has descended into what is essentially a role this is a my fair lady party and there's nothing ladylike
40:02about it i'm not sure how they're going to resolve but it's it's it's it's this is not the solution
40:07have you been having a lovely day yeah no i hate my friends
40:10they were
40:11oh here she is why miss hails are you okay why are you continuing here i can't stand backstabbers
40:19so she's saying that i don't stand up for her and now she's starting a fight with you you know
40:24she's starting a fight with me it's just like that what she did like to like jump in i actually
40:28think
40:28she was meaner to you because i wasn't even trying to believe because he was acting making
40:32mountains out of molehills yeah i would never do that it's called attention can you just stop
40:38attacking everyone she's not attacking me on the contrary i'm not i'm not i'm speaking to her
40:43there's a difference the only reason i'm even here is because of you because i would have never
40:48even come because i adore you and you break my heart don't you tell me you defend you've never
40:54defend no i love you i have no you don't i do you don't i never ever ever said one
41:02bad word
41:03about you even if the worst situation happened and you said kim we have to bury a dead body
41:08i'd take the dead body in the first person you backstabbed me and that kills me i have no backstabbed
41:15that's how i feel that's how i feel you're attacking me all day off no i'm not no kimmy i'm
41:21not
41:22you're showing feelings me you're a
41:27can we celebrate this moment kimmy's crying i've never seen kimmy cry i didn't know she could
41:35i knew she had it in her hosting 101 it is not good manners to make your guests cry
41:40it is certainly the first time i've ever seen kimmy cry this woman has really got to her
41:47i think they've all had too much to drink her boob is out not again just the one
41:57dear you've ruined my stoic face well i have it's a shame on you i don't even have a sister
42:03so i always felt like you were my sister because i love you i love you but you are a
42:10psychotic i know
42:11i am but does it make me a bad person no it just makes me psychotic i know
42:22next time on ladies of london i've always been happiest on horse
42:29so margot i wanted to see how you're doing i feel so alone actually she should relax
42:34i don't think she actually cried remember she's an actress sweetheart that is supposed to be her job
42:39i wore my white flowers for peace is there something you're trying to say yes i'm a piece of
42:47margot i don't think she'll make it in london she's far better suited to los angeles
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