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The Valley Season 3 Episode 6
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00:15Previously on the valley. They tried to make me date people last night. Wait, really? Yeah. You kiss her tonight?
00:21I will kiss somebody else another night. I swear to God. I can't, Donald. Oh my God.
00:26I kind of dig somebody and it's like when I dig somebody, everyone else just kind of disappears. I'm nervous.
00:31I haven't been making enough milk. She wouldn't nurse. She's crying. I'm crying. We're both crying. I'm sorry. I think
00:38I'm just like on the verge of burnout. I'm afraid I'm going to lose you guys over this. Can y
00:44'all just talk to each other? Every single conversation I have shouldn't be about Gina and Zach. You need to
00:51just sit down and talk at my poll party. I want to move forward.
00:56I'm sorry that what I said hurt you. That came from me being like, you know what? I always have
01:01to be right, which is something I'm personally grappling with. Thank you. This is what I wanted to hear from
01:06you. And I love this.
01:09I'm alright. I'm alright. Everything is alright. Everything's alright. I'm alright.
01:26I'm alright. I'm alright.
01:43I think you need to burn some energy, you want to practice a push-up?
02:02Since when are you behind the bar sir?
02:08Zach!
02:10Do we have a table?
02:11We're going to sit in back, is that cool?
02:12Sounds good.
02:15Hey!
02:16We got a Cape Cod?
02:17Hey.
02:18I don't even know what that is.
02:19How are you?
02:20That's cute, I liked it.
02:21How are you?
02:21How's it going?
02:22Good.
02:22Can you make two Bloody Marys?
02:24Thank you, bro.
02:24Did you leave Britney's house before us or after us?
02:28What?
02:29I left slightly before you all.
02:31Okay.
02:33I made you guys the Bloody Marys, is that okay?
02:34Oh, yeah.
02:35Sorry about that.
02:36I didn't want to sabotage you.
02:37Oh, I was like, these still have Bloody Marys?
02:37No, I'm about to.
02:39Although I make a wicked Bloody Mary, but he makes, he has like a signature one I thought
02:43you guys would dig.
02:44I invited my friends, Kiana and Rachel, they're amazing.
02:47So I met this devastatingly beautiful woman.
02:51One of the last nights Schwartz and Sandy's was open, but it was always just like platonic.
02:56Until like the past couple months, she started spending more time in LA and we went on a date.
03:02And then ever since then, it just kind of went like exponential.
03:07She's a model and she lives in New York, but she also has a place here.
03:10She's a baller.
03:10I haven't introduced Kiana to my friends yet because part of me doesn't want to jinx it.
03:17Tom, how old is your lady friend?
03:19She's 27.
03:21Okay.
03:21Yeah.
03:22How did you guys meet?
03:23We bumped into each other at a bar.
03:25You approached her?
03:26No.
03:27She approached you?
03:28Yeah.
03:28So why are you so insecure?
03:29I mean, I don't know.
03:31I'm just that's the way I am.
03:32She's not your girlfriend.
03:33She's just talking kind of fresh.
03:35She's one of my favorite humans ever.
03:37Crushed.
03:40Hey.
03:41Party's here.
03:42She's here.
03:43Hello.
03:44Do you want some food?
03:45Do you want to drink?
03:45I can't drink.
03:46I have to be sober.
03:47Yeah, she has to be sober from now until her surgery.
03:50I'm getting these titties out and putting me one back in.
03:54Oh, I didn't know you're doing that.
03:56Yeah, I'm getting a full mommy makeover.
03:58Are you happy with the size or you want to go smaller?
04:00No, I want to go smaller.
04:01What else bothers you?
04:02My stomach.
04:03Okay.
04:04Lipo here.
04:05Lipo your back and flanks.
04:06And the tummy tuck, I will definitely do.
04:09We can get you in and out and do this really quick.
04:11This is amazing.
04:13I know.
04:13Look at my best friend and me.
04:15With Janet, I can easily have a surface level meal with her.
04:18But I don't want her thinking that one apology fixes everything.
04:24Words mean nothing.
04:25I need to see actions.
04:27I know the word breakthrough is strong.
04:28What?
04:28Your guys' conversation sounded healthy.
04:30Ours?
04:30Yeah, we had the best conversation.
04:32We're best friends now.
04:32Zach is like a fun person that can normally like take a fun joke and like play tennis
04:37with it.
04:38So I'm thinking I can joke around with Zach and be like, all right, we're best friends
04:41now.
04:42Like my bestie.
04:43We had one conversation where we didn't try to kill each other for once.
04:48That does not make us BFFs.
04:49I'm her BFF apparently.
04:53She's not mine.
04:53And in San Diego, that means everything might be a little bit better too.
04:57Yes.
04:57Okay, thank you.
04:58Also, I am super excited about taking the train down again.
05:01I love you.
05:01Are we taking a train?
05:01There's a train from here to San Diego.
05:03Yeah.
05:03No, it's the best train.
05:04I've been dying to do without.
05:05The view is just crazy cool.
05:13We're here.
05:14I didn't even think you were real.
05:15Hello.
05:16I'm real.
05:17Hi, everyone.
05:18Hi.
05:18I'm Kiana.
05:19I'm Brittany.
05:19Nice to meet you.
05:21Hi, Jason.
05:22Nice to meet you.
05:23Nice to meet you too.
05:24Kiki.
05:25Look what I got to you.
05:26Oh, is that a lemon drop?
05:27It's a massive.
05:28I'll move down.
05:30Wait.
05:30Can I sit at the head of the table?
05:32Yeah.
05:33All right.
05:33Let me sit at the head of the table.
05:35Love it.
05:36Well, don't mind if I do.
05:38So wait, did you just get in town?
05:40I'm back and forth almost once a week.
05:41Yeah.
05:42I leave on Tuesday.
05:43Oh, nice.
05:43She's mostly from New York.
05:44You do every other week from New York here?
05:46Yeah.
05:46Wow.
05:46I bet you have airline miles out there.
05:48I got a high status.
05:49That's nice.
05:50That's nice.
05:51I do.
05:51I travel a lot.
05:52And then I go to London on Monday, guys.
05:54What?
05:55I'm gone.
05:55Are you flexing on us like that?
05:57Yeah, I'm flexing.
05:58I'm head of the table and I'm flexing.
06:01I wish I could be as cool as Kiana.
06:03I mean, I don't know if I look as good in glasses though.
06:07Like, do I have it?
06:08Do I have it down?
06:10Who wore it better?
06:11Me or Kiana?
06:16I wish I was as skinny as her, but whatever.
06:19How many dates have you guys been on?
06:21All right.
06:22All right.
06:23All right.
06:24All right.
06:25Are you a journalist?
06:26I've known Tom for years and just seeing him like all giddy.
06:29It's just making me laugh.
06:30I'm giddy.
06:31Oh.
06:31He is.
06:32Oh.
06:34How about you go get them drinks at the bar with Tiana?
06:37Take care of Rachel.
06:38I got Rachel.
06:39We got her.
06:39We will.
06:40You already know Tiana.
06:42I get people.
06:43I like when you say my name.
06:44I'm sorry.
06:45I'm sorry.
06:45Why?
06:46This is like LMFAO.
06:49The only complaint we get here.
06:50Wait, this is very low.
06:52You're supposed to be higher than me.
06:53That's the only complaint we get.
06:54Oh, actually.
06:55People love the food.
06:56They love the drinks.
06:56They love the vibe.
06:57They're like, why are the seats so low?
06:58Get a booster seat.
07:00I'm kidding.
07:01I'm kidding.
07:02Get a phone book.
07:03You don't even know what that is.
07:04Listen.
07:04I know.
07:05Let's not go there.
07:06Let's not go there.
07:08Let's not go there.
07:10Cheers.
07:10Cheers.
07:11Eye contact.
07:13Thanks for coming.
07:14You're welcome.
07:14They're all conspiring me to set me up on dates and everything.
07:17I was just like, well, I have a crush, but I was like, yeah.
07:20Oh.
07:21Who's your crush?
07:22What does she look like?
07:23She's tall, funny, ridiculously good looking.
07:27Oh.
07:28Sounds like me.
07:29She's got a rapished wit.
07:31Well, thank you.
07:31So we talked to no girl seriously.
07:33Uh, no.
07:35I haven't had this feeling in quite some time.
07:38And I don't know.
07:39So there's part of me that's like extra precious about this one.
07:42Seems like we have a crush on each other.
07:43I think we do.
07:44As you get older, I'm like, I don't want to it up.
07:47I don't know how many more chances I have at love.
07:49I'm strict.
07:50Yeah.
07:50You're so strict and I love that.
07:51Alpha.
07:52I'm strict.
07:53That leash is short.
07:55No.
07:56I like a short leash.
07:57You like a short leash?
07:58All right.
07:59Say less.
08:00Go get a short leash.
08:07Good old Hollywood.
08:10That's not a person.
08:11Hi.
08:11Good morning.
08:12I was like, hi.
08:14Welcome to Hollywood.
08:14Not you.
08:15Not you.
08:15Not you.
08:19Okay.
08:19Let me peek around.
08:24Hi.
08:25Hi.
08:25Good morning.
08:26Oh, my God.
08:27Good morning.
08:28Hello.
08:29Hi.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30How are you?
08:31Good.
08:32Look at those.
08:33Perfect.
08:34You know I love wigs.
08:35I know.
08:36I wear one every day.
08:38Let's go pick an outfit for Dada.
08:41Let us know if you're looking for something specific.
08:43We'll find it for you right away.
08:44Hi.
08:44Is she sleeping?
08:45No.
08:46Just protecting.
08:46I just don't want her to see anything in here.
08:50This place is wild.
08:51Um, so we're here for a special reason.
08:55I thought of this fun plan in San Diego to kind of pull from like my pageant days.
09:01We're all going to dress up a boy and we're going to do like kind of like a pageant thing.
09:06Wigs and heels and have a contest like see who wins.
09:10Okay, let's look.
09:12We just need accessories for them to have fun with.
09:15Okay.
09:15I could buy the whole outfit for him.
09:16And he has a little corset with it.
09:18That would be hot.
09:19And for Luke.
09:20For like.
09:21Yes.
09:21That'd be so fun.
09:22I think that's lovely.
09:23I think that's a win.
09:25Oh my gosh.
09:25I'm trying to envision like Luke in this.
09:27It's really pretty.
09:29It's perfect.
09:29You work very well.
09:30I've worn a crown once or twice in my life.
09:32Everybody smile.
09:33My boots are massive.
09:35Okay.
09:35One, two, three.
09:37And get the baby.
09:38They are going to thrive.
09:40Not only are they competitive, but they're, they're pretty.
09:44They're pretty.
09:45I don't know if I'm going yet.
09:46Why?
09:47What?
09:48I don't like love spending time with people that I don't want to be around.
09:53Huh.
09:54Understandable.
09:54Like you.
09:55Same girl, same.
09:56Is it Michelle that you don't want to be around or?
09:58No, I find Michelle fine.
10:00Uh huh.
10:00Any issue I've had with Michelle in the past really derived in my opinion from Janet.
10:07Jessie told Michelle and Janet how badly it hurt my feelings.
10:11And Janet never attempted to apologize.
10:13So I don't want to.
10:15What hurt your feelings badly?
10:16That she was like reaching out to people I know, trying to like find things out.
10:20It's weird to me when somebody has screenshots of my HOA fees and Reddit threads about me
10:26and her phone.
10:27I feel like she's looking for the smoking gun, but my life is pretty transparent.
10:31It's just more weird.
10:33Like you should be spending your time in a more efficient way.
10:36And it's more like that mean girl mentality of like, she just wanted to gang up on me.
10:42Lacey and I do have a lot in common.
10:44I don't want to be around Janet.
10:47Ever.
10:48For the rest of my life.
10:50Maybe I'll go.
10:52I mean, I would love for you to go and hang out with me.
10:56Yeah, hang with us.
11:00Coming up.
11:01Don't say one thing and do another.
11:03I'm not.
11:04Your conversation with me yesterday was polar opposite of this.
11:08I told you there's consequences for all your choices and repercussions for your action.
11:11Say what you mean, mean what you say.
11:13That's all.
11:23Is this too much for San Diego?
11:25I think it's a little sexy.
11:27What do you think?
11:29Yeah.
11:29Okay, you're right.
11:34Should we start packing?
11:36I'm so glad we found safari outfits for the trip.
11:39It's gonna be so cute.
11:44I really hope I can get her on a bottle before we leave.
11:48She's laughing because she thinks that's funny.
11:50She's saying, no, no, no, no, no.
11:53Safari park.
11:54I'm so excited.
11:55You like ripped jeans, right?
11:57Ripped jeans are still.
11:58No ripped jeans for you.
12:00One pair.
12:00You need to buy new jeans for this trip.
12:05I got no ripped jeans.
12:10Kaya and I can share a suitcase, diaper bag, formula.
12:15She has a lot of stuff.
12:16Babies have lots of stuff.
12:17Yup.
12:18And then all the things to keep her entertained.
12:20This is the time to wear my cargoes, isn't it?
12:22You can absolutely wear your cargoes.
12:23I can wear my cargoes, yes.
12:25You can.
12:25I'm bringing a ton of t-shirts, two one-piece bathing suits,
12:29fifty-seven adult diapers.
12:32Yeah, I'm sorry.
12:33And a cartridge in a pear tree.
12:35Um, I'm really glad that we did not go to the TomTom brunch.
12:39Did you hear any of my conversation with Zach yesterday?
12:41A little bit, but not.
12:42I was in and out.
12:43Okay.
12:44I said, like, so how are you and Janet?
12:46And he was like, oh, she's totally delusional.
12:48Like, she thinks we're, like, best friends now.
12:51Yesterday, Zach calls me and is like,
12:54I am not friends with Janet.
12:57He's like, I don't f-ing trust her.
12:59She's crazy.
13:00And it's like, well, Zach, if you're giving her an inch,
13:02she's gonna take a mile.
13:04Like, what version are you giving her?
13:06But he's being very flip-floppy right now.
13:09But she also told Zach that she thinks she and I are good.
13:11And I was like, what f-ing world are you living in?
13:13Yeah, you said she said something about peace pipe.
13:15Yeah.
13:16There was no conversation, though, about anything.
13:18She's like, well, Kristen and I both wanted to smoke weed.
13:20I'm like, wow, we had something in common for five minutes.
13:23It's like, there's no peace pipe, bitch.
13:33I cannot believe you have two suitcases.
13:36Oh, my gosh, I've never been here before.
13:38This is cool.
13:43San Diego!
13:48Hi, guys.
13:49Hi.
13:51Hi.
13:52You guys hyped?
13:53Woo.
13:53Yeah, I'm really excited to see you.
13:54Hi.
13:55Good to see you.
13:56Hey.
13:57Hola.
13:57Hi.
13:58Hey, hey, high five.
13:59That's where my hug tree ends.
14:01Michelle's going home.
14:03Yes.
14:04Yes.
14:05It feels kind of strange but exciting to go back to, like,
14:09where I grew up.
14:10I have a lot of great memories with my family living in San Diego.
14:13So it's super cool that we all get to go where I come from
14:17and, like, get to see a little piece of me
14:19and why I am the way I am.
14:22Who's never been on a train?
14:23I've been in one in Canada, but never this one.
14:26Is that her night nurse?
14:28Hi.
14:28It's actually Kristen's friend, but she's really good with her.
14:33You should have one drink on the train.
14:35Wait, can you drink on the train?
14:37And you can eat.
14:37Yeah.
14:38You can do anything you want.
14:39Airport rules.
14:40Hey, we're on vacation, right?
14:43How's it going?
14:45I'm stressed out.
14:45It's just hard, like, with all her stuff
14:47and, like, making sure she's happy
14:48and she should have been down for a nap, like, 45 minutes ago.
14:51She can't nap in the stroller?
14:52She hates that stroller.
14:54Everyone knows I'm anxious when I travel.
14:56I'm kind of a hot mess express.
14:58What's going on?
14:59Kristen's like, I just want to be at home.
15:01This is why I don't travel.
15:02Don't travel with Kristen.
15:03I'm over it.
15:04I'm over it.
15:05I'm over it.
15:05I'm over it.
15:06For this trip, I have a baby.
15:09Lacey said she's coming, right?
15:10She will be driving.
15:13Uh, it doesn't make sense for her to go from Newport to Burbank.
15:17Correct.
15:17To train.
15:21Finally!
15:24Cute!
15:32Cheers.
15:33Woo!
15:35This is so fun.
15:39Good morning, folks.
15:41This is train 770 Southbound Pacific Surfliner.
15:44Service in San Diego.
15:46Welcome aboard.
15:48Jessie, it's already hot.
15:50Don't fall asleep yet.
15:51Nobody's falling asleep yet.
15:52Let him fall asleep so he doesn't talk.
15:56We gotta go.
15:57This is what I'm living for all vacation.
16:04If you could just say, yeah, give me a...
16:06Oh!
16:07Oh, man, you need it.
16:08Oh!
16:11Oh!
16:11Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:14Yeah, you need some work there.
16:15Trips have definitely changed before children.
16:18When he and I would go on trips,
16:20there's not much responsibility.
16:22We have the freedom to do whatever we want, whenever we want.
16:27And that's just not the case when you have kids.
16:31Hold her for a little bit while I eat.
16:33And then I'll take your bath.
16:34Oh, I'm gonna go down and get a coffee.
16:35Do you wanna put her in the carrier?
16:36I'm gonna go down and get a coffee or something then.
16:39I think this weekend we should bunk up together.
16:43What about a Jack and Jill bathroom situation?
16:45Oh, because then we're at least in separate rooms.
16:48But, like, we can come see each other in the morning.
16:50The first thing I wake up to every morning cannot be your face.
16:56How good an idea is this?
16:58He wants a big birthday party.
17:00It's the same week as Jason, Danny, and Schwartz.
17:03So we should use that and the three on-eyes match.
17:06I think if you pitch that to him...
17:07Yeah, and then he could be Jesus in this situation, too.
17:11Great.
17:13Do you see what she's doing?
17:15Yeah, I'm handing her birthday.
17:16See, I keep telling her, I'm like...
17:19Baby steps.
17:20These are called baby steps, and you're taking, like...
17:22You're, like, Olympic jumping.
17:24I didn't know that many people on this train are dying for attention.
17:28Do you guys want babies?
17:30Mm-hmm.
17:32It's a non-negotiable for him.
17:33Good for you.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Well, he can take care of both me and a child.
17:37It's like two kids.
17:37It's fine.
17:38Just let me know when you need a uterus.
17:41Stop offering your uterus out.
17:44I'm sure if Zach's not ready for me to be planning his birthday,
17:47he's probably also not ready for me to carry his child,
17:49but a girl can dream.
17:51Are you guys friends?
17:52Best, best friends.
17:55I can feel Kristen's death stare like the eye of Siren on the side
18:01just staring directly at me into my soul.
18:05What is happening?
18:07Don't look at me.
18:12It's just such a different tune from the phone call I got 24 hours ago.
18:15It's just a different tune from the last year.
18:17It's 24 hours ago.
18:19He was telling me you're a great machine that she can't work into.
18:22This is crazy.
18:24I actually like you.
18:26I cannot talk about you.
18:30I can't.
18:31I'm going back to work.
18:32I love you.
18:33I love you.
18:34Don't say one thing and do another.
18:37I'm not.
18:37Your conversation with me yesterday was polar opposite of this.
18:41You're making choices on your own.
18:44You are.
18:45I told you there's consequences for all your choices and repercussions for your actions.
18:50It's entertaining, right?
18:52Say what you mean, mean what you say.
18:53That's all.
18:55Coming up.
18:57We're never together without our children.
18:59No.
19:00It's so fun.
19:01Okay.
19:02I'm focused on being with you in the roller coaster and nothing else and I feel like you're a little
19:05critical of you.
19:06No, I'm feeling it's like formative.
19:12You're a big one.
19:14I know, I'm feeling it.
19:14You're one of my people.
19:17You're one of my people, I'm feeling it.
19:17Here we go, y'all.
19:19And we made it in Santa Clarita.
19:20We made it here!
19:21Woo!
19:24Geez, the big...
19:26Here we go upstairs.
19:27Okay.
19:45All right, I'm going to get out with the baby in my arms, and then Daniel, you can grab
19:49everything else.
19:49Let's try to get out as quickly as possible.
19:51Immediately into the house.
19:51Did you get the gate code?
19:53I got the gate code.
19:54Wait, we've got to get the groceries.
19:55Wait, groceries.
19:56Where's the front door?
19:57Is this the front door?
19:59Oh!
20:01Okay.
20:01This one?
20:02Oh my goodness.
20:05Where are the rooms?
20:06Where are the rooms?
20:07Where are the rooms?
20:08Oh, there's my room.
20:09Oh, you.
20:14Where are all the rooms at?
20:16I got my room.
20:17Cute.
20:18You're not in there by yourself.
20:19No.
20:20Hold on.
20:22Jessie.
20:23Is this the main house?
20:24I guess.
20:25I just walked in.
20:26Are you kidding me?
20:28I'm not by myself.
20:29Lacey's coming.
20:29Oh, no.
20:31Okay, I love a bathtub.
20:33No, no, no.
20:33This is Michelle's trip.
20:34We're taking this room.
20:35You're not taking this room.
20:36I gave up the big room.
20:37We are taking this room.
20:37Well, good luck.
20:38It's Michelle's trip.
20:39We're taking this room.
20:40It's our trip, and you're not taking this room.
20:42I need a bedroom that I'm accustomed to, which is like...
20:46Okay, well, I need a bus to the bedroom I'm accustomed to, so...
20:50Yeah, Michelle, this is great for us.
20:51You're not taking this room, or you'll be sleeping next to Lacey and I.
20:55I can't wait.
20:56It'll be so fun.
20:57It will be fun.
20:58Wait, I love this.
20:59I do, too.
21:00I'm gonna get my stuff.
21:01I'm...
21:02Okay, let's get our stuff.
21:03We're leaving this room so you guys can do whatever you want.
21:05Well, Michelle and I can't wait to be in here with you guys.
21:07Okay, well, that's great.
21:11And that's our pickleball court.
21:13This is...
21:13This is actually...
21:15This is really sick.
21:16This is awesome.
21:17I'm the greatest of all time, bro.
21:23Isn't this great?
21:24You guys, this is perfect.
21:25So this is the sleeping arrangement for San Diego.
21:28We're not all in one house, which is actually really good.
21:31We got Kristen, Luke, Danny, and Nia in the baby house.
21:37Say hi.
21:38I'm tired, but I can't wait to snuggle and play with you soon.
21:42Jasmine and Melissa have like their little honeymoon suite in the back.
21:47Oh, sweet.
21:48Okay.
21:49We'll take this.
21:50Bye.
21:51We also have the llamas outside.
21:53Dude, you see the llama?
21:55Dude, that's a llama?
21:56Yeah.
21:56And then look at the little mini donkey and the goats.
21:59Oh, God.
22:00And then we have the main house.
22:01So in the main house, we have Janet, Jason, Jessie, Lacey, Benji, Zach, me, and Lala.
22:08Lala, I don't care what you say.
22:09I zoned you out a long time ago, so you're wasting your breath.
22:12For sure.
22:13This place is way bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside.
22:16I know.
22:17It's like huge.
22:18Please come welcome me in.
22:19Close the door.
22:22Hey.
22:23Put Adelaide down for me.
22:24What do you mean, put Adelaide down?
22:26She's tired.
22:27She's ready to sleep.
22:28First of all, I gave up the big room in Maui, so I'm taking the big room on this trip.
22:32Two people got engaged.
22:34You should've.
22:35Michelle didn't act like this with him because he's probably exhausting, so you just give him
22:40what he wants.
22:40But I got stamina today, baby.
22:43Oh, is there another room?
22:44Yeah, there's two rooms back here, Jessie.
22:45Oh, I didn't even see the side of the house.
22:47No, stop.
22:47Breathe.
22:48Oh, .
22:49Oh, did you tell the tequila?
22:51Is there tequila in the...
22:53Yeah, you guys want some?
22:54There's like a couple bottles in the freezer here.
22:55Okay.
22:56I'll be ready to party soon.
22:58Let's do a shot before we go when we're all changed.
23:01Deal.
23:02Nia.
23:03Nia.
23:04I need a...
23:05Oh, my gosh.
23:06What?
23:07I need a swaddle.
23:08Where's your suitcases?
23:10I keep getting her down.
23:12I need a swaddle.
23:13Every time I put her down, her eyes are waking up.
23:16Okay.
23:18Come on.
23:19I'm wondering why Nia has put me in this situation when we have a babysitter.
23:24So, some frustration.
23:27Are you eating a sandwich?
23:29I'm sorry, you're mad at me for eating food.
23:33Not checking in when I've tried to put her down three times and her eyes keep popping up when I
23:37put her down.
23:37Thank you, baby.
23:38You're welcome.
23:41I mean, what is the point of bringing the babysitter here if we're not going to let the babysitter sit
23:45the baby?
23:50Where do we become best friends?
23:52You're my best friend.
23:53See?
23:53And you come down here.
23:55They got the alpacas.
23:56Oh, hey, Tom.
23:57Are you talking?
23:57Let's see the animals.
23:58He looks exactly like that alpaca.
24:01We're bonding.
24:04Can he have that?
24:05Oh, look at his sad eyes.
24:06I think this...
24:07He's got sad eyes like you.
24:09He does have some sadness behind those eyes.
24:14You know what I'm, like, deathly afraid of?
24:16Birds.
24:16Like, since I was a little girl.
24:18What are you afraid of?
24:19Um, I'm afraid of mayonnaise.
24:22Shut up.
24:22And I am.
24:23I have, like, a phobia of it.
24:24It just seems like something that would come out of a pimple or something.
24:27And people put it on their sandwich and spread it around.
24:30Oh, my God.
24:31Oh, my God.
24:32Thanks, babe.
24:33How much do you want?
24:34Perfect.
24:35Yeah.
24:35This is why we ran out of mayonnaise in Big Bear is you.
24:41Oh, gosh.
24:439.30 is, like, best-case scenario time we get back here.
24:45So I think if you're fine staying with her, she'll be happier in bed before then.
24:49100%.
24:50Yeah.
24:51I think that's best-case for tired.
24:52I'm on Cupid's Day.
24:54You what?
24:56I don't need bleeding out throughout your life.
24:59After you have a baby and you have your first period, it's possible that you gush and bleed a lot.
25:06And, unfortunately, that's exactly what's happening to me right now.
25:09So it's called mommy diapers.
25:12Not feeling like the hottest version of myself right now.
25:15And you're like, cool, I have a diaper on.
25:17So does my kid.
25:19Have you guys seen Kristen or Nia or any of them?
25:22No, I haven't, actually.
25:24Like a jug, enormous, bloated elephant.
25:28Terrible cramp.
25:29Oh.
25:30Hey, sis.
25:30Just wanted you to know.
25:31I'm leaving Kristen a video.
25:33Hey, sis.
25:34Just wanted you to know that we are leaving.
25:36Nia says you needed a little bit more time, so we will just meet you there.
25:39Love you.
25:39Take your time.
25:40Feel better.
25:41All right, let's go, guys.
25:42All right, let's go.
25:43Let's go.
25:43Come on, gang.
25:44All right.
25:45How many people are in your old car?
25:46Do I need to get in yours or another one?
25:52Uh, cars out front.
25:54All right.
25:55Oh, you're looking at my hair and my sunglasses?
26:01All right.
26:02Nia?
26:03We can't put her in until Kristen's ready to walk out the door.
26:06I cannot do that to her.
26:07We can and go and get set up in there.
26:11No, because she will start crying.
26:12It has to be the very last second.
26:14A lot of hair.
26:15Frizzy hair.
26:16I'll brush it.
26:17I feel like there are certain times where Daniel and I aren't really, like, attuned as
26:23much as I'd like us to be.
26:24Put her in.
26:25Do not put her in until Kristen's ready to walk out the door.
26:28And, yeah, I just, I don't know.
26:30I feel off with it.
26:32I think our driver's ready.
26:33Okay, stay awake from me.
26:35You and Aunt Kelly better be up when they get back, okay?
26:38Sun's a setting.
26:41Do you know how to rodeo a cow?
26:44My gosh, it's called Lasso, dude.
26:47Nia, please help.
26:50Here we go.
26:52Buckle up, buttercup.
27:05All right, guys, let's do it.
27:06Oh, yeah.
27:08Look how cute this is.
27:10It's so cute.
27:11Come on, guys.
27:12Let's go.
27:14Isn't this fun, dude?
27:15Wait.
27:15I'm excited.
27:17For me, Belmont Park is the quintessential park you imagine or remember going to as a
27:23child.
27:25So, I'm really excited to share this with everyone else, because I don't think anyone else has
27:30been here.
27:32Oh, my God, who's going to do the slingshot?
27:34No, what is this?
27:35Not me.
27:35Hell no.
27:37Look at how ratchet that is.
27:39Come on.
27:39Easy.
27:41It's a baby ride.
27:43That sounds like it's barely on the tracks.
27:45Come get on the roller coaster.
27:47Hell no.
27:49Are you coming?
27:49Come on.
27:50I'm going to be the lone survivor.
27:52Wait.
27:52I want to go on the front.
27:53Let's do it, baby.
27:54Oh, sorry.
27:54Oh, sorry.
27:55Let's do it!
27:57Woo-hoo!
27:59Oh, oh, oh.
28:00Oh, is it locked?
28:02Whoa!
28:03Look at that!
28:04Hey!
28:05No, no, no.
28:06Oh, no.
28:07Wow!
28:09This is awesome.
28:11Woo!
28:14Okay.
28:17Oh, no!
28:18Oh, no!
28:18Oh, no!
28:20Oh, no!
28:21Oh, no!
28:22Oh, my God!
28:23Oh, no!
28:25Oh, my God!
28:26Oh, my God!
28:29Oh, my God!
28:33I'm terrified of roller coasters.
28:34I am terrified of heights.
28:38I've never been able to overcome it.
28:39I don't know what it is.
28:40And I don't care if you think I'm a little bitch,
28:43because I'm a little bitch.
28:52She do it again?
28:53No, no, no.
28:55One more time.
29:00Nia.
29:01Yeah, yeah.
29:03Obviously, Daniel, can you take the diaper back?
29:05Yes, I do.
29:06I got to pee.
29:08I'm so excited.
29:09We need to go on every single ride.
29:13Did you even hear me?
29:15Of course.
29:19So, would you do that?
29:20Hard no.
29:20Imagine what your boobs would be doing in that.
29:22Falling out.
29:23I want to find the basketball game so I can win things.
29:25It's the only game I'm good at.
29:29Oh, there's so much to look at.
29:31Can I get a tequila soda and then a bourbon?
29:34Hey, how does Kristen like her drinks?
29:35A bourbon soda?
29:36She's like whiskey, just whiskey.
29:37I'm excited.
29:38We're never together without our children.
29:40No.
29:40It's so fun.
29:42Okay.
29:43There's Zach.
29:43He was trying to say hi to us.
29:44I didn't see him.
29:45I'm focused on being with you on the roller coaster, nothing else,
29:48and I feel like you're a little critical of each.
29:49No, I'm feeling it's like performer dinner.
29:51Performer dinner.
29:52Literally, this is how my natural demeanor is without children.
29:56I'm always with kids.
29:57We're not doing that.
29:58So what do you want to do?
29:59So what do you want to do?
29:59What would you like to do?
30:01I want to go on the roller coaster with you.
30:03Where's the roller coaster?
30:04There.
30:05Okay.
30:06Where's the entrance, though?
30:08I'm with you.
30:09Honey, I don't know where I'm going.
30:10I was just looking for the roller coaster.
30:11I know, but you were like running to like find, to try to find it.
30:14Of course.
30:14So I'm following you.
30:16I've never been here before.
30:18Thanks, babe.
30:18I'll get you a drink later.
30:19No, babe.
30:19It's okay.
30:20It's a diet boat.
30:22Should we see if they want to join us?
30:25Sure.
30:26All right.
30:27Looks like they're just eating.
30:29They're not eating.
30:30But we've missed.
30:30They're drinking.
30:32What's up, guys?
30:33Oh, hey.
30:33Hey.
30:34Hey.
30:34Hey.
30:36We did the roller coaster.
30:37You're missing us.
30:37Did you?
30:38We're glad to go on it.
30:40My love for your eyes.
30:41Oh, I'm glad.
30:42Um, I just want to reiterate my demeanor when I don't have children, which you've never
30:49seen me in that space.
30:50I know.
30:50I didn't.
30:51I was very confused.
30:52So it's been quite some time.
30:53It can be frustrating because we have the smallest windows of time when we're kid-free.
30:58Like, it's few and far between.
31:00And I feel like we're not quite on the same page energy-wise.
31:03And I need that.
31:04So, yeah, it's a little disheartening when I'm just trying to connect with my man.
31:09Yeah.
31:09And I just want to let you know that that's where it's coming from because I'm happy to
31:13be with you and not have any kids attached to me for a few minutes.
31:16Yeah.
31:18Okay.
31:18Yes.
31:19Do you remember me before children?
31:21Yes.
31:22Not being extra.
31:23I'm being OG me.
31:25Love it.
31:25I can't wait to see OG tonight.
31:28Oh, stop it.
31:29Let me stop it.
31:30We got a nanny.
31:31We got a baby in the room.
31:32No, we don't.
31:33She's sleeping in our room.
31:34No, she ain't.
31:35Oh, so no sexy time?
31:37The baby's sleeping right next door.
31:38Oh, yes, there is.
31:39She's not going to know.
31:41Who?
31:42Her baby.
31:43Exactly.
31:46Coming up.
31:47You just got to the point where you loved this guy.
31:49You believed that he would be a good co-parent.
31:52I know.
31:52And you moved in together.
31:53I'm so scared to get to that point and have it not work out again.
31:56Don't be scared you're going to end up like me, okay?
32:09Let's play this game right here.
32:10Are you going to go on the rollercoaster with me?
32:11Yeah.
32:13Yes, I want to go.
32:18Meet me in front of the carousel so we can get on the rollercoaster together.
32:21Yay!
32:23Oh, we're up here.
32:24It's so freezing.
32:25Big group hug.
32:26Big group hug.
32:26You're going to go on the rollercoaster.
32:29We'll see you after.
32:30Yay!
32:31Woo-hoo!
32:32Let's go!
32:33Can you hold this?
32:34It goes with your outfit.
32:38It's just us?
32:39Yeah, girl.
32:40Jessie's afraid of rollercoasters.
32:44We're going in the front.
32:46Is this going to hurt my ovaries?
32:47No.
32:48No.
32:48It's going to be awesome.
32:50Here we go!
32:51We go 17 back there!
32:54Let's get out!
32:55Yay!
32:56Let's go!
32:56Let's go!
32:56We're going in the front.
33:06Where are we going?
33:07It's over here.
33:08Oh, it's so cute!
33:10Wait, this is romantic!
33:12That's what I'm saying.
33:14Shorts and the ladies!
33:16Should we just camp here for a sec?
33:17Watch the sunset for a little bit?
33:18Bye bye.
33:19Or is that too mellow?
33:20No, I don't think that's too mellow at all.
33:23Oh, yeah, cheers to you and congrats.
33:25Oh, yeah, cheers for you.
33:26We have a $7 million house on the way here, so that's amazing.
33:30What great news to get.
33:32I know.
33:32Let's go, Michelle.
33:34Everything's actually going really good.
33:37This is the first time that I'm on my own again since working with Jesse.
33:41We were a team for almost 10 years, but a lot of people wouldn't work with us because
33:46they didn't like him, but they liked me.
33:48And so now I don't have that problem, and I'm selling real estate without Jesse having
33:53to drag me down.
33:55So, Schwartzy, are you feeling peaceful, too?
33:58I feel probably the most peaceful I've felt in years.
34:02Wait, really?
34:03In years?
34:03Yeah.
34:04Because of?
34:06Hanging out with someone I really enjoy spending time with again is really nice.
34:11Literally yesterday, we were hanging out, and she's like, are you going to still be
34:16hanging out with other people?
34:16I was like, I'm not planning on doing that.
34:19Or maybe I did.
34:20That's revision.
34:21That's why I wanted you to help.
34:22Okay, it was me, okay?
34:23It was me.
34:24I feel, I kind of felt like.
34:25Not in a needy, clinging way, because, you know, you don't want to be overbearing.
34:28You did it naturally.
34:29Yes.
34:29So, how did you say it?
34:31Well, I mean, it was cool in the moment.
34:33I don't want to ruin it.
34:34Okay, pretend you're there right now.
34:35What did you say?
34:37You look so fine right now.
34:39How would you say?
34:40No, I was like, listen, I love hanging out with you.
34:44I was like, are you planning on, like, still dating, hooking up with other people?
34:50Yeah.
34:50We both were, like, coyly, like, I'm not if you're not.
34:53Oh.
34:53And I was like, well, my God, what does this mean?
34:55Are we dating?
34:56Okay.
34:56I swear I'm smoother in person.
34:58Okay.
34:59But it probably seems abrupt, but it's actually been a year and a half since I've dated anyone.
35:04A lot of people said the same thing to me, but I have known this person for almost 20 years.
35:09Michelle is the one that's sticking to being single with me.
35:13What is happening?
35:15Britt has a boyfriend, and now, Schwartzy's got some hot 27-year-old girlfriend who may
35:20or may not be, like, f***ing whoever she wants out in New York.
35:24And her name's Kiana, which is even hotter.
35:27It's just a bunch of hotness.
35:30You're very open to getting married.
35:32Yeah.
35:32You really want to have kids, and you don't want to be an old dad.
35:35Yes.
35:36And so when the past now two relationships have been with girls in their mid to late 20s...
35:43Has she given any indicators if she, like, wants to be a mom or, like...
35:47Well, she was my friend before we started dating, and she's like, yes, I want to have kids by the
35:50time I'm 30.
35:51Oh, wow.
35:52I believe in love.
35:53I really do.
35:55I'm a romantic, but I'm, like, every relationship I've been in so far started similar, didn't work out.
36:00I've been surrounded by so much divorce.
36:02I'm just, like, is every relationship just going to be, like, three years, four years, five years, and out?
36:07I don't know.
36:07Probably.
36:07No, f***.
36:08No, don't say that.
36:09No, don't say that.
36:10I'm scared to get to...
36:11I mean, I even think that, too.
36:13Michelle, I was just going to ask you.
36:14I get...
36:14Aren't you scared?
36:15You just happened to you.
36:16You just got to the point where you love this guy.
36:18You believe that he would be a good co-parent.
36:21I know.
36:21And you moved in together.
36:23Is that weird that, like, I would live here with Isabella?
36:26Not if there's an intention to live and one day get married.
36:32That's true.
36:33I'm so scared to get to that point and have it not work out again.
36:36But I know you can't live your life in fear.
36:38You're good, Schwartz.
36:39Everybody loves you.
36:40I thought you guys were about to confront me about age.
36:42No.
36:43It's like, no.
36:43She's a woman.
36:44You're so young.
36:44No, we just want to see you happy and doing all the things you want in life because you deserve
36:48all the world.
36:49Yeah.
36:49And don't be scared you're going to end up like me, okay?
36:53I don't really know what you're worried about.
36:56I didn't want to say it.
36:57I don't want to be like, you guys.
36:58You're not going to be up.
36:59Yeah.
37:00And I'm a bad bitch.
37:01I'm taking care of my house, my son, my everything by myself.
37:04I'm good.
37:05Coming up.
37:06It's like really hard for me to express how hard it's been.
37:11You're going to go through a mourning process and a healing process that it is not quick.
37:31I'll take an airhead.
37:33One of each.
37:34Green, purple, red.
37:36Oh, it's chilly.
37:37I know.
37:38And now we're going to go down to the water.
37:41This is so gorgeous.
37:42Oh, every time I'm anywhere where I'm like planted in front of the ocean, I'm like, I picked the right
37:52name for my baby.
37:53When I look at the ocean, I think of my mom.
37:56You do?
37:57Yeah.
37:58She used to love to walk on the beach.
38:01That was like her exercise.
38:03We used to just like walk and talk for a long time.
38:07I love that.
38:08Yeah.
38:09How long after she got sick were you guys able to do things like that?
38:15She got sick like less than two years ago.
38:18And then in a year, everything just kind of changed.
38:23That's very quick.
38:25My heart starts pounding when I think of her.
38:28Really?
38:29Yeah, because I hold a lot in.
38:32And it's like really hard for me to express how hard it's been.
38:38I lost my mom six months ago.
38:41And, you know, sometimes I wake up and I forget that it happened.
38:45And so it's still a very surreal situation that happened in me.
38:51Yeah.
38:51I know.
38:52Time is very strange.
38:55I miss talking to her every day.
38:59And just the fact that if I needed to go out of town or if I needed help with Isabella,
39:04I could always count on her.
39:06And I don't have any family in L.A., so it's a bit hard to do everything on my own.
39:11She was like my ride or die.
39:13Of course.
39:14And I called her about everything, like literally everything.
39:18I didn't have anybody else, just her.
39:21Like, I know what it's like to lose a dad.
39:27And that was like earth shattering.
39:32I lost my dad almost seven and a half years ago.
39:36And I still remember every single detail about him.
39:40Every wrinkle on his face, the way his hands looked, the way he felt when he would hug me.
39:51Yeah, I miss him a lot.
39:55I know it's so hard to talk about.
39:57I'm like learning to talk about it.
40:00I think it's important that you talk about it.
40:03Because you're going to go through a mourning process and a healing process, but it is not quick.
40:10Your heart is never going to be the same.
40:14I wish he was still here because I think he could remind me that good men exist still.
40:28Like, good fathers exist still.
40:32Because I'm very wounded by men.
40:35You know, you lost someone who's supposed to guide you and you lost her way too young.
40:39The thought of not having my mom who just gives me guidance.
40:43Like when I don't know what to do, I trust her with my life.
40:51And she was still making jokes at the end.
40:53She was like, I don't want to die on your birthday.
40:55I don't want it to be a sad memory.
40:57So she's like, please God, take me after your birthday.
41:00So it was my birthday.
41:01I came to San Diego on the 3rd.
41:04And it was the last day that she was kind of like, she was alive, but she was not really
41:09present anymore.
41:10And I gave her a hug and she cried.
41:15And she passed that next day.
41:18Yeah.
41:24Before my mom passed, she told me she was a big believer in signs and that she would figure out
41:30a way to provide signs for me.
41:33I'm going to sound crazy, but I think that sometimes she comes into my dreams to like communicate with me.
41:41And I feel like ever since she's passed, my life has gotten a lot better and positive.
41:47And I think she's leading that way for me and helping me.
42:08I love you a lot.
42:10I know.
42:11I love you, too.
42:12I'm sorry that you lost your dad.
42:14I'm sorry that you lost your mom.
42:22Next time on the Valley, Lala, I had the most intense sex dream and you were involved in it.
42:29What?
42:30There's only so much I can empathize with.
42:32Postpartum is real, man.
42:33This is what I'm talking about.
42:35I'm going to lose my mind.
42:36There are times I feel like I'm fighting for us and she's fighting against me.
42:39You guys just don't mean much to me.
42:41If I was married to you, I'd cheat on you, too.
42:44Get it done and give it a trim.
42:47Stop resisting it, please.
42:48Knock it off, dog.
42:49I'm not with you right now.
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