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The Beauty - Season 1 - Episode 04: Beautiful Chimp Face
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00:06Okay, what's my favorite film?
00:09Ah, that's, okay, Conformist.
00:12It was a tie, and last thing though.
00:17Okay, look at that.
00:25Wow.
00:26Okay, favorite author?
00:29Dr. Seuss.
00:31Yes, and?
00:32Uh, Simone de Beauvoir.
00:34Correct.
00:37Best kiss.
00:38I mean, that we've had.
00:40First one.
00:42And the last one.
00:45Are we going down here?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Shit.
00:48Come on.
00:51Careful.
00:51Woo!
00:54Woo!
00:56You got a coin?
00:58Come on, we've got to make a wish.
00:59Who's got coins?
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03You do?
01:04Gelato.
01:05No, you go first.
01:06You first.
01:07No.
01:08You.
01:20Well, what did you wish for?
01:21I can't tell you.
01:22Come on.
01:23It won't come true.
01:24No.
01:25Come on.
01:25Tell me.
01:26Tell me.
01:27Okay.
01:29Okay.
01:30I'm really wishing.
01:31I'm really wishing.
01:33And praying.
01:36That you do not fall in love with me.
01:39Okay.
01:40And, and why would that be?
01:43Mm-hmm.
01:43Well, there's so much you're going to miss about me when I'm gone.
01:46Like what?
01:48I like how I do not snore.
01:52You don't?
01:53And how I pull out the chairs for you at restaurants.
01:56And open doors.
01:58That's true.
01:59And how I kiss you from head to toe.
02:00Mm.
02:02Stopping for a while somewhere in the middle.
02:05A very long time.
02:07Mm.
02:09I do like that.
02:11I know.
02:29We're ready for you.
02:34Your interview subject's name is Ashley Sanders.
02:36And she is?
02:38He.
02:38Condé Nast Stafford within blast range.
02:45Hey, Ashley.
02:46I'm Special Agent Cooper Madsen.
02:48Hi, Ashley Sanders.
02:52It's some outfit they got you in.
02:55Yeah.
02:59So, uh, you saw this, uh,
03:04Harper Rose walk into the cafeteria?
03:07Yes.
03:08And how was she?
03:10Pale, um, shaky.
03:14Uh, not herself.
03:16And I stayed away, you know, I was, like,
03:19away across the room, you know?
03:21I thought she'd fucking go over or some shit.
03:22I didn't want to catch it.
03:23Yeah.
03:25Did you know the people sitting with her?
03:27Um, yes.
03:29I mean, kind of.
03:30Not really.
03:31Um, Brittany, the one that she, um...
03:37Throw out the window?
03:38Yeah.
03:39Um, she was, uh, she was cool.
03:43She, she, she gave some lip balms once.
03:45You know?
03:46In Vogue, they get all these, like, amazing, cool products,
03:48but most of the girls who work there are, like,
03:51total snobs.
03:52They're, like, third-generation wealth
03:53who pulled some strings,
03:54get some entry-level dream job,
03:56and now they all look down at guys like me.
03:57Like, you know.
03:59Why?
04:00Because I work at GQ,
04:01and I'm, like, the assistant fitness editor,
04:03and that's, like, below them or something.
04:05I knew the, um, gay guy, too.
04:07How?
04:08Um, not to be homophobic or anything,
04:11but he was sort of notorious for, like,
04:14hanging around the men's bathrooms
04:16and checking the fitness dude's cocks
04:18out of the urinals and stuff like that.
04:19So, um, yeah, he was always, like, cruisy,
04:23and, um, I don't know,
04:25I never had a problem showing off,
04:26so I'd give him a little show
04:27and, I don't know, maybe feel superior
04:29and, like, pick me up on down days, I guess.
04:33Sorry. I don't know why I'm telling you this.
04:35No, it's all right. It's all right.
04:37Um, so you knew Harper?
04:40Yeah.
04:41In what way?
04:43She was, like, sort of so beautiful,
04:47like, unattainable, you know,
04:50kind of a snobby bitch, honestly.
04:52Like, yeah, she was new in town,
04:55she, she didn't really know anybody,
04:56and, um, it started with me, like,
04:59taking her to clubs, concerts and everything.
05:04Yeah, I think I actually really...
05:08I think I actually really loved her.
05:09Um, yeah, I loved her.
05:23Hey. It's gonna be all right. Okay?
05:30It's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna be all right.
05:32Thanks.
05:45I'm not, like...
05:47I just thank you for being kind, man.
05:48I'm, like,
05:49they've kind of been treating us like animals,
05:51you know?
05:52It...
05:53Fuck, man.
05:54It's just, like,
05:56the end of the world.
05:59Not if I can help it.
06:02Why the fuck did she explode?
06:03Is she, like, a suicide bomber,
06:05or, like, fucking terrorist?
06:06Well, that's what we're trying to figure out.
06:11You know, they took my blood, um,
06:15without asking me.
06:16Uh, they didn't tell me, like,
06:18what it was for or why.
06:21Um, do you know when we're gonna get those results?
06:25I do not.
06:31Anyway.
06:33Yeah, so it was, like, personal for me,
06:35um,
06:37I loved her, uh,
06:39even if she didn't
06:40love me back.
06:41You know,
06:43we fucked a few times.
06:44She ghosted me.
06:45It was, like,
06:45one of those.
06:46You had sex with her?
06:49Dude.
06:50Oral, anal, everything.
06:52Did you use protection?
06:53I mean, honestly, like,
06:54I'm not sure if, like, kissed her,
06:56like,
06:56but, like,
06:57she was a fucking freak
07:00in the sack.
07:02Like, a lion.
07:02Like, I couldn't kill him.
07:04Like, rough shit.
07:05Like, I would, like,
07:06pull her hair.
07:07I'm gonna get off.
07:08Dude, also,
07:09they're, like,
07:09un-questionable.
07:11un-questionable.
07:13In the sack.
07:14What?
07:15When I'm, like,
07:15it's gonna be messed up.
07:17I couldn't kill him.
07:19I couldn't kill him.
07:21What's happening?
07:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
07:24Hey!
07:24What did I do?
07:25Hey!
07:26Hey, help me!
07:27Please, help me!
07:27Easy!
07:28Easy!
07:31Freeze!
07:32Stop moving!
07:32We will shoot!
07:42We are a possible infected.
07:44Repeat,
07:45possible infected down here.
08:02We are alive!
08:08We did not pile one up.
08:09face even off. No one
08:11is round but her eyes are clean. He stays
08:13estas is nothing. To wear
08:15away, Stop being
08:22locked by me. But,
08:24dort,
08:25they are
08:27whilst he be emotional. And at
09:29One second.
09:31I need to call my boyfriend.
09:32Please.
09:33Please.
09:34Just for a second.
09:35I don't want to see where he's going.
09:38I'm sorry.
09:38I'm sorry.
09:39I'm sorry.
09:40I'm sorry.
09:41I'm sorry.
09:42I'm sorry.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49Oh, fuck.
09:49That hurts.
09:50Please.
09:51Please tell me what's going on.
09:53Okay?
09:54Please.
09:55Please.
09:56There's a person in here.
09:57Okay?
09:57Oh, God.
10:01Oh, fuck.
10:04I just don't understand why I have to be strapped in here.
10:06Okay?
10:07Please.
10:07Just talk to me like a person.
10:10Dang it.
10:11Just give me a problem.
10:12This is the last one.
10:12Okay?
10:14What is that for?
10:15Fuck.
10:17Hi, Manny.
10:20Fuck.
10:20Who are you?
10:21My name is Cooper.
10:22Are you going to help me?
10:23Please.
10:23Can you get me out of here?
10:24I'm just trying to get out of here.
10:25I just want to see my mom.
10:26Okay?
10:26Fuck.
10:28Fuck.
10:29Somebody help me, please.
10:30Manny, relax.
10:31Relax.
10:31My name is Cooper.
10:33I'm here to ask you some questions, okay?
10:35What?
10:35Like a fucking FBI agent or something?
10:37Yeah.
10:39That's...
10:39Are you kidding?
10:40I was joking.
10:40Are you serious?
10:41That was a guess.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:43Fuck.
10:44Is this a joke?
10:45Okay.
10:46Okay.
10:46Something's going on with me, okay?
10:47I'm really hot.
10:48I'm so fucking hot.
10:49Okay?
10:50Are you hot?
10:50Look, I...
10:51I know you're hot.
10:52Clearly you're hot.
10:53That's not what I mean.
10:53You're hot.
10:54In your mask.
10:54You're hot.
10:55But, like, are you burning up?
11:01Get out of here, please?
11:02I'll see what I can do, okay?
11:05Your friend Harper...
11:06Yeah, the one who blew up in my fucking face?
11:08Can you think of anyone else she was spending time with?
11:10Who the fuck knows?
11:11She's a hot, stuck-up gash.
11:14It's that glow in her eyes right before she went fucking nuts.
11:16That's what's burned into my mind.
11:18Okay?
11:19What the fuck was that?
11:20Like, what's going on?
11:21Is she an alien?
11:21Is she a robot?
11:22Alright, alright.
11:23Just try to relax.
11:24Relax.
11:24I'll relax when somebody tells me what I can get the fuck out of here!
11:26Talk about that when we get these fever spikes under control.
11:29You should stand back.
11:30What do you mean?
11:30Why stand back?
11:31Why do you have to stand back?
11:32What's wrong with me?
11:33Please, don't do that.
11:34Please, stop.
11:35Please.
11:35Just talk to me like a person, okay?
11:37This is so fucking in you, babe.
11:39Please, you're fucking assholes.
11:42Please.
11:42They said that I was positive, but I've been on prep for years, okay?
11:45That's gonna help, right?
11:46Won't that help?
11:47We're waiting on the CDC labs for guidance.
11:49The CDC?
11:50Fuck, that doesn't sound good.
11:52Oh my God.
11:52This is something unfamiliar.
11:56That's why contact tracing is so important right now.
11:58Okay, can you at least...
12:00Please, can you get someone to bring me my dogs?
12:02Okay?
12:02They have really bad anxiety and my boyfriend always forgets their meds.
12:05Pooh hair has Crohn's disease.
12:07He's gonna shit all over my ribs!
12:08Sir, if you don't relax, we're gonna be forced to medicate.
12:12Please.
12:13Manny, I'm gonna see what I can do about your dogs, okay?
12:17What kind of dogs you have?
12:19Uh, Labradoodle.
12:20I'm a Terrier.
12:22I had a Jack Russell growing up.
12:24A smart dog.
12:26You ditched it on the carpet a lot though.
12:28Yeah.
12:34Listen, Manny, I know this is difficult, but you're gonna be okay.
12:42I'm scared, man. I'm scared.
12:58Manny, I need you to think.
13:01Who else was Harper spending time with?
13:09You know, it's funny. I used to hate holding people's hands.
13:13I drove every boyfriend I ever had crazy.
13:16Sweaty palms are gross, right?
13:19Anyways, bottoming and like giving head and stuff.
13:22That's more my love language anyway.
13:25But...
13:27What's gonna happen to me?
13:29They won't let my family in here.
13:34As soon as I get the green light, I'm gonna make sure they're right by your side.
13:38Yeah.
13:38Okay?
13:46Oh fuck!
13:48No!
13:50Oh!
13:50Oh fuck!
13:50Manny, stay with me Manny.
13:52Oh fuck!
13:52What's going on?
13:53What the fuck is happening?
13:54Don't ruin it from helping here!
13:55Oh fuck!
13:55Please stop doing that!
13:57No!
13:57Oh fuck!
13:58Oh fuck!
13:58They're gonna stay fucking inside here!
13:59Help!
14:01Somebody help me!
14:02Please!
14:03Oh fuck!
14:04Somebody help me!
14:24Hey!
14:28Hey!
14:36Hey!
14:47Get thrown off!
14:48Get thrown off!
14:52Jesus Christ!
15:03Help! Somebody help me!
15:09Feel the goddamn exit!
15:35No!
15:40No, no, no.
16:08No, no, no.
16:36No, no, no.
17:06I hear the friend scream when the monkey goes apeshit.
17:10I hear he ate her face after he ripped it off.
18:01I hear he ate her face after he ripped it off.
18:12What the?
18:24I hear he ate her face after he ripped it off.
18:26Open it.
18:27Officer.
18:27Open the door!
18:28Officer.
18:28You need to understand something.
18:30FBI!
18:30Open the fucking door right now!
18:31Open the door!
18:42Open the door!
18:47Open the door!
18:48Open the door!
18:48Open the door!
19:14The accordion.
19:17a tragedy into hope to call them donors is crass i call them my epidermis angels
19:29beautiful people who left the earth far too soon
19:34but who were so generous as to pass along their good fortune unto others
19:41skin grass preserved in their entirety and waiting to be gifted
19:50protect them please do not let beauty be wasted on the dead
20:27oh
20:33what the
20:45What the fuck am I?
20:50You did this to me!
21:17What the fuck am I?
21:41What have you done?
21:43My angels.
21:46Enough Popofo to stop a grizzly.
21:53It's me! Stop!
21:55Stay down. We have the place to surround it.
22:03Stay where you are.
22:08Turn around slowly.
22:11Now!
22:12Don't shoot! We eat him alive!
22:28Don't shoot!
22:31Don't shoot!
22:38Look out!
22:56Hey!
22:57Wait!
22:57Hey!
22:59Hey!
23:00Hey!
23:06I don't know.
23:58I don't know.
24:01I don't know.
24:20I don't know.
24:56I like this time right here.
24:57That's beautiful.
25:02I just want to love you, baby.
25:11I just want to love you, baby.
25:54Now we're talking.
25:57I don't know.
26:12No.
26:13No.
26:15I told you.
26:16No saliva exchange ever.
26:18That's over for you now.
26:19Not that you ever had it.
26:21And no blowjobs for you either.
26:23Pre-cum is a contagion agent.
26:25Those are the rules for you now.
26:31There you go.
26:32You're doing good.
26:41Oh, big finish.
26:43Big finish.
26:45Big finish.
26:45Oh.
26:46Oh.
26:48Okay.
26:53Jesus.
26:58All right.
27:00Good.
27:02Grazie, Maria.
27:04It's always good to see you.
27:05It's always good to see you.
27:06Okay.
27:07Well, thank you for the tutelage.
27:08It's always a pleasure.
27:10I'll see you soon.
27:11No, you won't.
27:12His dick was too big.
27:14I went to walk straight for a week.
27:26Oh, shit.
27:28There you go.
27:30All right.
27:32Oh, dude.
27:35All right.
27:36Well, pack your bags.
27:37We'll be in Summon.
27:39Where?
27:40A CD.
27:41DC.
27:41They got a live one.
27:52E' una giornata particolare.
27:55Si inizia con un buon caffè.
28:13The End
28:13Skoi
28:14The End
28:14The End
28:29How I look forward to my monthly poke, Craig.
28:33My skin gets tighter my ass gets higher and I can fuck five times a day, it'd still be hard
28:37as a rock.
28:38Science is amazing.
28:42I have to say, sir, you look surprisingly buoyant,
28:45considering what's happening out there.
28:47It's a good day, Ray.
28:49It's a very good fucking day.
28:51Michael Bay chopped his post-production schedule
28:53so all the digital and linear advertising shot
28:56will be ready to roll out by September 9th.
28:58World Beauty Day.
29:00It'll be here before we know it.
29:02World Beauty Day, sir?
29:03World Beauty Day is a holiday that already exists.
29:06It was created as an opportunity to meditate
29:08on what beauty means to us.
29:10So fucking lame.
29:11Meaningless, like a fucking Arbor Day.
29:13Not anymore.
29:14I'm co-opting it.
29:15It's mine.
29:16It's our pharmaceutical launch D-Day.
29:19Exploding models on cell phone cameras is not ideal,
29:22but this kind of negative exposure
29:23was always baked in the cake.
29:25Whenever you have cutting-edge, market-expanding stuff like this,
29:28you're gonna have product hijackers
29:29and black-market salesmen ripping you off.
29:32The cock is out of the condom, my friend.
29:34It's a little sooner than I'd hoped for.
29:36But between social media and legacy,
29:38it's a goddamn miracle I've been able to keep a lid on things
29:41as long as I have.
29:43Sadly, we anticipated this scenario.
29:47I anticipated this.
29:49After your lab coat losers stole my formula,
29:52I've spent every waking minute
29:54trying to keep this fucking leaky-ass boat afloat.
29:57You have no patience.
30:00Progress is still being made.
30:03The product perfected.
30:05You've had fucking years, okay, dude?
30:07Do I strike you as a progress kind of guy?
30:10Like a half-measure, mediocrity,
30:12clappity-clap, A for effort-type fuck?
30:14Ignition ketosis has proven to be
30:16a very difficult problem to solve.
30:18Yeah, well, now it's gonna drive sales.
30:20Between Paris and this cafeteria calamity,
30:22I'm embracing the pivot.
30:23We're focusing on these, the boosters.
30:27They solve our side effects, they buy us time,
30:29and they're gonna make me a shit-ton of money.
30:31That's not sustainable.
30:32You can't be so short-sighted.
30:35Clearly, you're not tolerating the new formula
30:37as well as I'd hoped.
30:38Do you think this hypomaniac business harangue
30:41is the side effect of the doses we're in?
30:45Better make it a holiday pour just to be safe.
30:55Considering we're on day 1,238,
30:58I'd say we're doing quite well.
31:00That's exactly why we're accelerating the business plan.
31:03No more testing, no more protocols.
31:05September 9th, World Beauty Day.
31:07It's on the fucking schedule.
31:08Even if we abandon testing phases?
31:10Mm, double production.
31:12I buy another factory, I don't give a shit.
31:14I already told the quarter zip some marketing
31:15to buy up all the digital ad inventory,
31:17so it's happening, it's done.
31:18Further testing is needed.
31:20Clearly, it's been mutating, out in the wild,
31:23changing its behavior, creating new versions.
31:26None of that matters.
31:28I'm giving them an injectable Instagram filter.
31:31This is the attention economy.
31:33Instant gratification at all costs.
31:36We live in a world of perpetual upgrades,
31:39from iPhones to toothpaste to semi-glutides.
31:41If my Ponce de Leon boosters keep them alive
31:44and forever young, they'll be begging for it,
31:46like a diabetic cries out for insulin.
31:49That's like, what, six shots a day?
31:51There he is.
31:53Hey.
31:57You know what, Ray?
31:58Just to spite you, water down the doses.
32:00We'll double production.
32:01Instead of once a month, we'll give it to them once a week.
32:03Price stays the same.
32:04Good talk, Ray.
32:28Hello, you've reached me, Jordan.
32:31I've been...
32:32I've been...
32:34I've been...
32:35I don't know.
33:05Oh Cooper. Hi Mrs. Ellen. I'm so happy to see you. You've been traveling for so long. Yeah, yeah
33:13I'm just here to pick up nine lives
33:18My cat. I'm so sorry
33:21Nine lives died two months ago. I'm so sorry
33:32Oh
33:43Oh
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35:00Can I help you?
35:01Cooper
35:05I'm sorry do I know you?
35:07Cooper it's me
35:10It's Jordan
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