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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a little money
00:00:30Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could respond
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:54I still run the school markets
00:00:57Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:32You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years
00:01:53But this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:58Heh, actually, I wanna
00:02:00Come on, Connor
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give him one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah
00:02:15Ah
00:02:15Ah
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:27Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:31Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you wanna tell me?
00:02:44Am I
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:02Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A
00:03:17Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson
00:03:33Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mamie
00:03:36You've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser
00:03:42Loser
00:03:44Loser
00:03:44Loser
00:03:46Loser
00:03:47Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:58You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list
00:04:01Item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson
00:04:09He was trying to kill me
00:04:12Mia
00:04:13You are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit
00:04:40Down
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:45I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:49Mia joined Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:21That's acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment
00:05:27On you
00:05:28I can't
00:05:37Oh these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Mom, yeah, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place, or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what, little miss stutter?
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again, I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours.
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher released favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:11Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:30No, no, you look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen!
00:07:52Stop, stop!
00:07:54You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:59And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:12Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom, queen,
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Deal!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The Misfits, the Outcasts, anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:24Do it, queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:41Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this, together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:24Even our parents want us together.
00:10:26It's destiny.
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:44We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54No, you're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:06You wasted.
00:11:10Tell ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Mia.
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:33I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off, you know.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Ooh.
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's, like, indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11Hello, who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody, and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:26Hmm.
00:12:28Hmm.
00:12:29Hmm.
00:12:29Hmm.
00:12:29Hmm.
00:12:31Hmm.
00:12:31Hmm.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:12:40not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01She's...
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:13:10smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:17Um, she's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Objective, Jessica!
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:53The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo, no more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh,
00:15:36show is fast, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them, or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So, you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:46I will destroy her life, and I will win prom queen.
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The hotel wants us together.
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:14You stopped him.
00:17:14Hi.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk about that chiz.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:29Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will.
00:17:35One day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess.
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush.
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:16At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:25is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:59you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25We don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go cursor?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kay.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53And we're going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:59Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, how are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong-gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right, may I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef, ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:57Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right, contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:35The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll smoke this in here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then, like this.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:57That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:54Always.
00:22:54Has a plan.
00:22:58And
00:22:59time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:11of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year.
00:23:18So great!
00:23:19Yeah!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple,
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner
00:23:52of this year's
00:23:54Senior Bake Off
00:23:55is
00:23:56The winner
00:24:03of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off
00:24:06is
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia,
00:24:15the 2006
00:24:16Golden Bake Off
00:24:17trophy belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:54I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list,
00:24:57item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus
00:25:11kids!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica,
00:25:28Team Mia,
00:25:28get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis,
00:25:34before you say anything,
00:25:36Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying.
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's going to fly back to him on his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29For real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:42$147,347.
00:26:43And $36.
00:26:44You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:55What the fuck was going on to do?
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, Phil?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's the one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh, like us together alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:52Okay.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Actors abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25What?
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33I said, I said, I'm going to show you.
00:29:46Practice abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:55No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session, but I think it would
00:30:10be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebzeeus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:43Trapezebzeeus.
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You're that cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47Oh.
00:31:48So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13Connor.
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15You're crazy.
00:32:15You know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor.
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32My dad's in there.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:36OK!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:51Oh, hey, Dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:31You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:06Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his stats.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But...
00:34:40We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But...
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh!
00:35:39Uh, wait!
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So...
00:35:49Come through...
00:35:50And...
00:35:51Vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki!
00:36:02Cancel your plans!
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go, we'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Here.
00:36:11Oh, shit!
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just...
00:36:19Trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver!
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No.
00:36:47No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And, uh...
00:37:35I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one on one?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47What better party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:56You know...
00:39:57For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:40:02When I saw you guys walking away.
00:40:04Together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So...
00:40:15Who is?
00:40:20You're...
00:40:23You...
00:40:24Are...
00:40:26Not...
00:40:27Gonna believe...
00:40:29Who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If you want it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:19Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip vinyls.
00:42:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:49You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:29I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:31It's so cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wetting herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato.
00:45:20Oh, what?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flum it while you've got it.
00:45:52Champion, you really cried and you're beautiful, you and me for a long time.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:15있거든요, I made a balance sheet.
00:46:16Okay, Mia.
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year old body back.
00:46:20Wow, look at you pretending to be hot and popular. FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:30No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped? Anyone can do that. I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:06Fine. Let those math readers have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jazz.
00:47:15Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:22I love you, Jazz.
00:47:23I love you, Jazz.
00:47:23locks.
00:47:44Ow!
00:47:45Ah, my wrist!
00:47:46I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey!
00:47:50Mia. Hey, she's not waking up. She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I tell you that.
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:12Mia, hey. Hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:18Fine.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:20What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:29I don't know.
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't.
00:49:38Make promises you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She.
00:49:45I know.
00:49:46She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor.
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, Dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:48I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:14Well,
00:51:15you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia,
00:51:25this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So,
00:51:42eight ball girl,
00:51:44what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No,
00:51:48you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:52You're,
00:51:53you're,
00:51:55you're,
00:51:55you're actually,
00:51:56super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty,
00:52:07perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:12no wonder I was in love.
00:52:21Hold up.
00:52:21Who,
00:52:22who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:24No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So,
00:52:39so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50You got to get married to her.
00:52:51Okay.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52You know,
00:52:52I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:52:58Okay.
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually,
00:53:28come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these,
00:53:47man.
00:53:48That's what I want you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:51But
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months, we will all go our separate
00:54:01ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then, right?
00:54:09graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh, you're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08Well, come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look.
00:55:20Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:57Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:17OMG, you're twins!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and ConCon, here is your gift.
00:56:36I mean, the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18I know, they're stupid.
00:57:21And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:25Connor.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're going to love them.
00:58:00So, I know these aren't...
00:58:02Coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but...
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world,
00:58:09you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:29You just need a cool artist's name.
00:58:33Like...
00:58:34Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm...
00:59:08kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:14You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And...
00:59:18You deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:38Two trash, two fives.
00:59:41Boo...
00:59:42All right, fuck.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45Let me just keep going!
00:59:46Go, please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:06Mia, I, me and my dad used to fish every weekend, this is the first lure he ever bought me,
01:00:18how
01:00:19did you find it? Magic 8-ball, remember? A year from now, Connor mentions this at his
01:00:24dad's funeral, it's his favorite memory of them together. Do everything with your dad,
01:00:30while you can, you'll never get this time back. Thank you, oh my god I didn't get you
01:00:43anything. Hey, no! Tell me what you want and I'll go get it. Promise me that you'll
01:00:48invite your dad to the games, that's all I want. For you, I'll do it. Congrats, looks like you went
01:01:11over the class, now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows. Hey everyone, tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals,
01:01:29boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym. We're taking a stand. We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like
01:02:15you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom! No plastics for prom! You all worshipped me a year ago. Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you, it's just that they were too scared to speak. But now, we've finally found our
01:02:33voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:47Attention everyone! America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia! We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey! Hey, yes you can. Show them all what you can do. All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Yes. Just don't look at them. Look at me. I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready. This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14. Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi everyone. Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:13Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:05:23Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:05:36Oh, say can you see.
01:05:41Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:05:53Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:05:56and the home of the brave.
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing. That I, um... I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:16Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:21Listen.
01:07:22In the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:07:59Let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left, Holmteam is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer, and there he goes!
01:08:39Yes, he scores! The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:58First an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really? Really.
01:09:10Sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:26Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh! Am I being pumped?
01:09:35That pimply mouth-breather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, not only one because of you.
01:09:48I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:09I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:23I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:25Holy circuits.
01:10:34We will no Tactics!
01:10:34Oh that's good!
01:10:35Oh my God.
01:10:39What you gonna do with television's house?
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04You stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:21I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Oh, she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:08I'm from...
01:14:09the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents
01:14:25or the cops
01:14:25or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future,
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How does Lost End?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um,
01:14:50they get off the island
01:14:52and Lance does come out
01:14:53and they're doing
01:14:54a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's viable.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance
01:15:02could change my life,
01:15:03actually.
01:15:05So, will you help me
01:15:06with this dance?
01:15:08No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close
01:15:13the hellmouth,
01:15:14that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:20Let's go.
01:15:21Let's go.
01:15:22Let's go.
01:15:23Let's go.
01:15:23Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students,
01:16:06to this year's 2006
01:16:08Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left
01:16:17to vote for this year's
01:16:18Prom King
01:16:19and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:23Repair.
01:16:25Ready to go back
01:16:26to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy
01:16:29after I live?
01:16:30We're going down,
01:16:32Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on,
01:16:34Jessica.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely
01:16:50in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI, this is your last chance
01:16:54to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before,
01:17:38but open it.
01:17:47Jess,
01:17:49hey, don't do what you're planning
01:17:52to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future
01:17:56if you don't.
01:17:57I don't want this.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05other than winning.
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:17Good try.
01:18:19Principal Davis,
01:18:21there are kids doing drugs
01:18:22in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know,
01:18:28but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry,
01:18:31they are dying.
01:18:47I don't know.
01:18:53Everyone,
01:18:54it is time to count the votes
01:18:56for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome
01:19:00our Prom Queen finalists
01:19:02to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins
01:19:04and Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:09And as expected,
01:19:10give it up for your Prom King
01:19:12basketball all-star,
01:19:15Connor Oliver.
01:19:17Woo!
01:19:20Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:29Connor?
01:19:34While I finish
01:19:36counting the votes,
01:19:38let's hear it
01:19:38from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start
01:19:41with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank
01:19:47all of my diehard fans
01:19:49who voted for me
01:19:50the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited
01:19:54to leave high school
01:19:55and represent
01:19:56hot,
01:19:57popular,
01:19:58rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself
01:20:12the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't
01:20:16good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22that I'm here now.
01:20:26And
01:20:27I'm here to represent
01:20:29all of you.
01:20:30The misfits,
01:20:31the outcasts,
01:20:32anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right,
01:20:51ladies and gentlemen,
01:20:52the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have
01:20:55a winner.
01:21:02and your 2006 Prom Queen
01:21:06winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart.
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey,
01:21:20it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22you earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys
01:21:29wouldn't let me
01:21:30hear the dumpster fire
01:21:30steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52out of the way,
01:21:53freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh,
01:21:56shut it,
01:21:5890210.
01:22:00Mia has something
01:22:01to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia
01:22:15and I saw Jessica
01:22:16throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No.
01:22:21These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis,
01:22:23this is a setup.
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No,
01:22:28no.
01:22:29Actually,
01:22:31Jessica lied,
01:22:32bribed,
01:22:33and cheated her way
01:22:33to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares
01:22:38about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder
01:22:40that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it
01:22:44from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted
01:23:00for me.
01:23:01I never doubted
01:23:02them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list,
01:23:14item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny
01:23:25and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No,
01:23:55it was Mia!
01:23:56Mia!
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic
01:24:00or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:13Ah!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17Ah!
01:24:18Ah!
01:24:18Ah!
01:24:19Ah!
01:24:27Ah!
01:24:28Ah!
01:24:30Ah!
01:24:30Ah!
01:24:33Here, take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that!
01:24:38Yes!
01:24:39I want you too.
01:24:41No matter when or where you are, you can find me, time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:05Mia, hey, Mia.
01:25:07What?
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell. You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:30Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:34Hmm?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember, she got arrested at prom.
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:25:56But that's all in the past. I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38You know what, kids?
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess, some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:22You're good.
01:27:26Have a good day.
01:27:27Thanks.
01:27:31And no one makes me feel like you do, and no one sets my body on fire, and no one
01:27:44gives
01:27:46me shivers like you, oh no one does evade her.
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