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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20How's really ruining my high school room?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean us up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah!
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, look at that
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frame lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A... Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:45Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15The shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:31Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss-
00:06:20St-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm, what will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to use
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher or least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye, shy girl
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen?
00:07:52Stop, stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally, no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:05Wait
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Deal
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:50I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:55Come here, ma'am
00:08:57It's been like ten minutes
00:08:59But we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you
00:09:01Let's get you right
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia
00:09:12Honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits
00:09:17The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23Dear the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it
00:09:28Wannabe Lance
00:09:28Choke and die
00:09:30Slutty Spears
00:09:32Well!
00:09:32Since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand
00:09:35If you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay
00:09:42And raise your hand
00:09:43If you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:09:57My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:21You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:32If you fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it
00:11:00If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya
00:11:12See you later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:40Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:58Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:53I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone!
00:13:59Vote me
00:14:00For senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well, great
00:14:47Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me knee pads
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:30Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh
00:15:36Show us your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my name
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:38Yeah, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go go go
00:17:14You stopped him!
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:15I can't!
00:17:15Bye bye bye!
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21About that kiss
00:17:25where'd you learn how to do that college science majors are slower than you think
00:17:30uh you hook up with college guys no but i will one day my magic eight ball said so
00:17:39so you can predict the future actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower
00:17:46so well i hope that there's another run for us in our future somewhere where there's less
00:17:54interruptions connor i don't really kiss people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you
00:18:01want to date me so actually about that well let's just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk
00:18:08about
00:18:08all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity
00:18:24to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait do you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you can run this school if you want to team me up you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do
00:18:55i will embarrass you so bad you will wish you were dead
00:19:01still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look the part yet let us help you out
00:19:41Let me guess just a bitch straights again. I hope her baked goods burn in hell. You want me to
00:19:47go cursor?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate. I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52And we're going to have to give you an edge. Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy? Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:20Cullen, may I present to you your future girlfriend? I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard. Overdressed much? Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:38Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight. Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef. Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show! This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:17Alright. Contestants, we're about to begin. To your tables, please.
00:21:21Uh, do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets. Come on.
00:21:33Alright, contestants. The Bake Off begins...
00:21:36Now!
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39Now let's make the same thing.
00:21:43Like this, like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52Like this.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much. That's too much.
00:22:04No more. No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:30Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:33Oops.
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh!
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong. Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine, it's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:51So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their Prom Queens campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular Kids vs.
00:25:11No, stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:16Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43No, be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here?
00:26:50My star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me...
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21Whatcha doing again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like us?
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:43Okay?
00:27:46Okay.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I'm not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep racchi.
00:29:38Picep racchii.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Prectus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner fixin.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezooseus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked.
00:31:26But you are getting pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:36Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You, no.
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:14You know about this shirt.
00:32:16Oh.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor.
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32My dad's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia. She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh? Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test. So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad does not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant. Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item? She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school. You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing? Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver. I will help Connor pass. And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:47Oh? How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait. Just please talk to him. You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him. I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son. Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad. Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's. I hope everything's okay.
00:34:33Today's test results were abysmal. But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia. And congratulations, Connor. Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh. You got it. Good job. Thank you, Mia. Seriously, thank you. I would've never been able to pass
00:35:11that test without you. Maybe now my dad will get off my back. Have you talked to him? Maybe
00:35:18you two could work things out. I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like
00:35:24I do, you know? I can't just magically fix my own man. I have to try. Your dad's running
00:35:31out of time. That's enough dad talk. I have a surprise for you. Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait. Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place
00:35:44this
00:35:44weekend for Mia's prom queen campaign. So come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans. We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go. We'll see you this weekend. Come to the party. Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit. That's my dad. Come on. That's my mouth before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no. Just show him your test. He'll be thrilled. I'll show him another time. Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no. You don't have time. Just trust me. Come on, Connor. Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad. Hi, sir. What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I... I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No. No, I, like, barely helped at all. It was all Connor. You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned. Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there? I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it. What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke. Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see. Can I borrow you real quick? I just had a quick premature
00:37:26question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:37:30me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy. And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what? Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough. You are on thin ice as it is. No fights. Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop. I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please. Look, I know you helped Connor pass science. Can you help me? Come on. Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen. I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go. I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me. I know you got that party coming up. The invite's still open. I know a bunch of
00:38:08guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on. Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what? Looking for Mia. I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh. You know Mia. She would do anything to be popular. But you and me, we were born to be
00:38:51on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart. And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait. You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey! Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Aw, shit. Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:35Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright. Come on. What other party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine. I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid. He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17Hula.
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come. My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that. If you're into that.
00:41:05She more than was.
00:41:08Or if not. I mean...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Uh...
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on, I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:45Alright.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip vinyls.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:47Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done. We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:36Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cake.
00:45:20Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:50Flawn it while you got it.
00:46:05You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:13Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I wanna live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth breakers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:15Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:35no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah i've always
00:48:11yeah hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23okay i was trying to recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:31i didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out
00:48:44remember vote me up vote me up vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what
00:49:22her bullying just gets worse and worse and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously
00:49:34stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:39you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:44she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:32oh
00:50:35oh
00:50:38oh
00:50:39oh
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56god no i don't
00:50:58i like to sing when i'm busy or bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone
00:51:03which is good
00:51:05i'm not just anyone
00:51:11what is all this
00:51:13well
00:51:15you know the tradition
00:51:17senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me wrap
00:51:24Mia this is amazing
00:51:26no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:40so
00:51:41eight ball girl
00:51:44what's future me like
00:51:46don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not
00:51:49don't even look
00:51:50i know you're not
00:51:54you're
00:51:54you're actually
00:51:55super successful
00:51:58really smart
00:52:01kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder i was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:22no one
00:52:25i meant that i was in love with being from the future
00:52:32because now i know all of these is awesome
00:52:36yeah
00:52:38so so who do i get married to
00:52:43jessica alba
00:52:44so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:51you know i can actually uh read the future also
00:52:54really
00:52:55you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:06i'd love to
00:53:08question
00:53:10are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12i'm sure he will come to other games
00:53:16he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad
00:53:27actually
00:53:28come on
00:53:28you don't want to be late
00:53:30okay
00:53:41hey
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these mia
00:53:47this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure
00:53:51but
00:53:54i also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because
00:53:57in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then
00:54:03right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh
00:54:13you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now
00:54:36me
00:54:37no
00:54:38i'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but i'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course i do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:19look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:23cute
00:55:24i got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:35um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax jack bauer
00:55:50brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and i love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:17omg you're twin
00:56:27marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body i mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40i don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:51no matter what i do
00:56:53jess always gets her way
00:56:55prom queen
00:56:56connor
00:56:56what am i even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey
00:57:09amia wait
00:57:10hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special
00:57:13they're special
00:57:14not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no
00:57:17no
00:57:18i know they're stupid
00:57:20and she
00:57:21she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:28nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:57:42here
00:57:59so i know these aren't the only things that we've got to do
00:58:02coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you're so hives.
00:59:42Boomer, stop.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45You're safe, go out.
00:59:46Please.
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-Ball, you remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh, my God, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no.
01:00:44Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:03For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:08Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:34Yeah!
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:47It's just that they're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice, let's hear your voice, let's hear
01:02:48your voice, let's hear your voice.
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:13Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:21Hey, yes, you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:21The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner
01:05:45Yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:21See?
01:06:22Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you want to win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:12Yeah
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:20Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:31I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:07:44Let's begin
01:08:11Let's begin
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:38Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A
01:08:59And now this
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all
01:09:04Your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry
01:09:10For missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:29Yeah
01:09:29Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:32Oh
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal Con Con and my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43We will take her down with the dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:10:37Game
01:10:38My family
01:10:39My family
01:10:40My family
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:18You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about prom tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to?
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend,
01:14:01so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops?
01:14:26Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:31And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Okay, look, it could be the future scoop.
01:14:45Hi.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:14:59Yeah, but...
01:15:00This dance could change my whole life.
01:15:03Actually...
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth,
01:15:14that is just...
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:41Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely under color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:38Open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Ugh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02and your 2006 prom queen winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey, it's okay
01:21:20This is your moment, you earned it
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile, King
01:21:36It's for the yearbook
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believe to me
01:21:52Out of the way
01:21:53Freak, this is for royalty only
01:21:55Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:12Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia Watkins
01:22:14They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What?
01:22:19What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:24Mia
01:22:25Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed and cheated her way to the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:36Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won
01:22:40Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it from me
01:22:45Let's see, show of hands
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:52Mia
01:22:53Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated
01:23:48Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:52Security!
01:23:53No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things
01:23:58She's like a psychic or a witch or something
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty
01:24:17That's nothing, Mia
01:24:18Help me
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're a cheater!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:36No, I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:38I want you to
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are
01:24:44You can find me
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd
01:24:50I want me to do it
01:24:51I wanna put my hair in the bathroom
01:24:52I wanna put my hair in the bathroom
01:25:05Hey, Mia
01:25:07Hey!
01:25:08It's so scary!
01:25:10You ok?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:31where's jessica jessica jessica heart
01:25:38i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:42i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50everything that happened senior year came to
01:25:56but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:26:02neil watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:07i loved you you were the cutest glasses wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:19and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:38you're a lot kids
01:26:42will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:56i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler mia
01:27:01you didn't see this coming
01:27:05us getting engaged no
01:27:08not in a million years
01:27:10but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:17i always knew
01:27:31and no one makes me feel like you do
01:27:37and no one
01:27:38sets my body on fire
01:27:42sets my body on fire
01:27:43but no one
01:27:44gives me shivers like you
01:27:48oh no one does it
01:27:51man
01:27:51you
01:27:51you
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