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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's
00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made
00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry
00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe
00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better
00:01:05to us to us
00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination
00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom
00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy
00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic
00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next
00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary
00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us
00:02:14i'm speechless
00:02:16we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo
00:02:24lulu
00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text
00:02:30okay
00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i
00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going
00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my
00:02:50life's
00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years
00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask
00:03:05is that for
00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too
00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world
00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to
00:04:22a fraction
00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the
00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular
00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is
00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we
00:04:50will
00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here
00:05:00less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on
00:05:18a farm rich
00:05:45you call this the future
00:05:50you call this the future
00:06:02i am
00:06:05fucking amazed
00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny
00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want
00:06:20to taste it
00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh
00:06:29you know uh
00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but
00:06:37it was a
00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i
00:06:46don't think
00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no
00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech
00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian
00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make
00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy
00:07:26in my tummy
00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm
00:07:38awesome i'm hilton
00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more
00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house
00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick
00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael
00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk
00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into
00:08:50a tragedy
00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair
00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy
00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in
00:09:19another life but but i fell in love
00:09:24and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the real me the worst of me and he
00:09:33he still loves me
00:09:35i could love the worst you no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a few
00:09:41months six and a
00:09:42half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh start and i believe him why no
00:09:52no no
00:09:53actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me that okay i'm gonna go
00:10:01just wait wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this
00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain not love okay okay okay just open the card first
00:10:13there is no need
00:10:14you need to thank me okay
00:10:31merry christmas my love
00:10:33in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be a great start
00:10:40open the present i'll wait
00:10:52i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew you'd never send it in yourself give
00:10:58it a
00:10:58quick read see if you recognize it
00:11:02oh richie no no no what have you done i presented to be your book agent your story is gonna
00:11:09be in the
00:11:10new yorker no no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't
00:11:19oh that's richie no no no no oh my
00:11:24fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh
00:11:27pick up pick up
00:11:30terry oh okay there is a story there's a story in new york with my name on it
00:11:36and i need you to call me back this is an emergency for sirius this time call me back
00:11:41oh
00:11:42fuck
00:11:53hmm shut the door
00:11:55why
00:11:55because i want to raise my voice
00:11:58jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your charity event at your home tonight
00:12:05because he wants to know who i am
00:12:06but lindy will be there and i'm sorry am i the only one that remembers last year the the the
00:12:12the
00:12:12silent auction the pool incident and you're still serving alcohol this year right
00:12:16count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch
00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him
00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's
00:12:35kind of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows
00:12:41new
00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed
00:12:46yes just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're
00:12:54on the road to big i promise you um okay
00:12:58lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but just call me back before the party okay
00:13:03it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry sir um my uh my polyp is gone yeah
00:13:10but
00:13:11there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a case for the bard's guard so i'll be unable to
00:13:15attend
00:13:16your party this evening our loss good luck richard
00:13:41you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it through i'm professor little john jackie's
00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm her ride
00:13:53jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy oh uh hell uh professor little john is
00:14:00the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she loves i didn't read it no offense none taken
00:14:07jackie
00:14:07i'm so glad i caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without me i do
00:14:14oh is it okay
00:14:15oh yeah a bit rude no offense but sure okay let's just have a okay um
00:14:23have i done something wrong professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i have
00:14:30i um i need to tell you something uh i loved your short story untitled on purpose that's the one
00:14:42yeah i loved it it was brilliant and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare
00:14:51one that deserves the attention of the new york literati
00:14:55i mean that that means the world to me professor little john it's almost it's almost christmas and
00:15:02you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i couldn't ask for a better okay listen to
00:15:06me
00:15:06listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel right now now really really now mm-hmm
00:15:15um
00:15:16i guess i could get started over the break no you need to take next semester off and just write
00:15:21the whole
00:15:23semester you just want to isolate and write while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on
00:15:30purpose is coursing through you right yes i feel it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no
00:15:36distractions no internet no novels no magazines no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long
00:15:43uh very a room of one's own right wolf it right wolf it could you do that yes well oh
00:15:49well how's dad my
00:15:50uncle flip he has a cabin back in montana that's super isolated oh well then pond isolated that's
00:15:55perfect right yes jackie yeah this has the potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor
00:16:05little john it it couldn't jackie i should know my goal in life is to just write one one great
00:16:14novel
00:16:15like you that's okay so we're agreed you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester
00:16:22you're going to montana yes remember no magazines right no you don't want any uh just turn off the
00:16:28internet okay i will unplug completely yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too
00:17:00oh terry thank christ okay listen i have ten minutes blindsiding me with one short story
00:17:06published in the new york over the last two decades gets you one the fact that we've been friends for
00:17:10more than 20 years gets you another and the other eight belong to gillian flynn who continues to
00:17:15publish bestsellers which bought me a classic six off the park i didn't write the story it's my students
00:17:23work my ex-emotional lover long story found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine
00:17:30and i why would i correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf
00:17:37because he
00:17:38long story adored me and thought i was capable of writing something great again i'm taking a sabbatical
00:17:44from washu i'm headed to the gray house les and i are gonna renew our vows long story you're invited
00:17:50i know you hate him i did too but he is a good dad and i'm committed to committing to
00:17:56my marriage so i
00:17:59cannot handle this shit storm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish your reputation as well
00:18:05so if you want to keep that classic six then can you please please fix this fucking mess so i
00:18:12can
00:18:12focus on my vows and my marriage like i promised i hate you i know i hate me too thank
00:18:20you no you're
00:18:21not allowed to thank me
00:18:27i don't want to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you
00:18:52you're not allowed to do this behavior tonight hilton smith is attending condescending as always
00:18:56starla and who necessary and he is a big investor you know i thought the cover was on the pool
00:19:03last
00:19:03year right you know that great you already picked up the first frame to me and i did yep it's
00:19:08locked i
00:19:08know is this another party protest no hilton is here in five starla your dress is upstairs i need
00:19:15you inside now what dress let me assess your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option
00:19:20was to outsource an upgrade
00:19:22insulting insulting and what if i hate it your futures are on the line he said to me quote no
00:19:29new year
00:19:30new us without new money unquote so please just move get out of the car now goodbye starla i will
00:19:40have
00:19:40the valet physically remove you i need a minute one minute
00:19:49you need a hulk out front stat
00:19:55wow
00:20:19come on tell me what les is working on this is the cover of scientific american he tells me
00:20:25nothing else and you never ask well i have printed that same quote from you 10 times over the years
00:20:32all i'll say is first rule of fight club lynn and outdated just like scientific american
00:20:49i have printed that same quote from you 10 times over the years
00:21:06and there's a lot of people who have been doing this on the last period of time
00:21:12and there's a lot of people who have been doing this on the last period of time
00:21:16in the last period of time
00:21:17Big Red is not happy.
00:21:18I know amazing style when I see it.
00:21:22Oh, this is a facade.
00:21:24Oh, well, the facade is working.
00:21:26Mm, I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud.
00:21:31Which I probably deserve.
00:21:34I'm supposed to be the supportive wife.
00:21:38But my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.
00:21:42That's all I can hear.
00:21:43What does your husband think about that?
00:21:45Oh, he has no clue.
00:21:47He's a fraud, too.
00:21:49Is that so?
00:21:52Welcome, everyone.
00:21:55Every year, I say I'm going to keep it short
00:21:58and that this night is not about me.
00:22:00It's about the children.
00:22:02And tonight, I'm actually going to keep that promise.
00:22:04But, you know, let's be honest.
00:22:06It has to be about me first
00:22:08because you're all here to bid on my stuff.
00:22:11Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.
00:22:17But all he really cares about is his life's work.
00:22:20First, himself second, our daughter third, me last.
00:22:24Which I probably deserve.
00:22:26Well, just curious.
00:22:27What do you think about his life's work?
00:22:29And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane.
00:22:34My John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet with my high school ID still inside.
00:22:40Huh?
00:22:41Where else are you going to get one of those?
00:22:43I can't tell you that.
00:22:46It's so top secret, actually.
00:22:48I have no idea what it is.
00:22:50Hold on a second.
00:22:50My top elf is really trying to tell me something.
00:22:53Maybe Tomato and the Brando at Deepak is two drinks and third on deck.
00:22:57You're fucking joking, aren't you fucking fired?
00:22:59I'll turn on my headset.
00:23:02But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
00:23:08Don't tell him I said that.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11I mean, I'm already last.
00:23:13You know, what's after last?
00:23:16How much?
00:23:17So, yeah.
00:23:18Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
00:23:21And hopefully that covers it all.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:26Less?
00:23:27Five minutes.
00:23:27No.
00:23:28Two.
00:23:28One.
00:23:28Later.
00:23:29Maybe.
00:23:29Done.
00:23:30Oh, everybody was up.
00:23:31Stop.
00:23:32Stop.
00:23:32Stop.
00:23:32I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.
00:23:36So, as a joke, last year I put into the silent auction.
00:23:39As a joke, watch Almighty Less walk on water.
00:23:44I thought the cover was on the pool.
00:23:46Oh.
00:23:46It was not.
00:23:47I'm so sorry.
00:23:48You get it.
00:23:48Hilton, I'm so sorry.
00:23:50I just want to say I'm so sorry.
00:23:51Hilton.
00:23:51Well, I pay right now to see that.
00:23:53Awesome, Less.
00:23:55If you can walk on water, you got my money.
00:23:58Are you being serious?
00:24:00No.
00:24:00No.
00:24:01Oh, great.
00:24:02So, I can still get the money?
00:24:04After the conversation with your wife, I don't know.
00:24:09Hi, Hilton, I didn't know.
00:24:10Okay, Lindy, why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?
00:24:16Okay, so, Hilton, I don't know what she said.
00:24:18Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her did last.
00:24:22That's out of context.
00:24:24What kind of man are you?
00:24:25I know.
00:24:26I just, I can explain.
00:24:27I can explain.
00:24:31You never explain anything.
00:24:33I got you.
00:24:34Again.
00:24:35Again.
00:24:36You suck at this.
00:24:37I do, I do, I do.
00:24:38So, just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.
00:24:40She closed it.
00:24:42Now she's awesome.
00:24:44Workaholics, they changed the world.
00:24:46I'm a workaholic.
00:24:47I should know.
00:24:49Thank you so much.
00:24:50Thank you so much.
00:24:51I want to go to work right away.
00:24:52Like, fuck the holidays.
00:24:53Yeah, put it on my Christmas card every year.
00:24:55Yeah, you really see me.
00:24:57We both do.
00:24:58Oh, it's you again.
00:24:59Hilton's chief scientist.
00:25:01Oh, the brains.
00:25:02And the boots.
00:25:03The boots?
00:25:03The boots on the ground.
00:25:04What do the boots do?
00:25:05The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.
00:25:09The boots are part of the deal.
00:25:11I'm all in.
00:25:13Are you?
00:25:13Awesome.
00:25:14Bless.
00:25:21Fine, just tell me.
00:25:23I'm melting down.
00:25:24Because I fucked the deal.
00:25:26No, I closed the deal.
00:25:27I closed the deal.
00:25:28Fantastic.
00:25:29No.
00:25:29What do you mean no?
00:25:31That's so great.
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:32I was so worried.
00:25:34No, no.
00:25:34Now, I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.
00:25:38His chief scientist is going to come in, and she's going to take credit for my work,
00:25:42and all of this will have been for nothing.
00:25:44I will be nothing.
00:25:45My legacy will be nothing.
00:25:47I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.
00:25:49You know, this was my last chance at greatness.
00:25:53God.
00:25:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, you remember Joan
00:26:03Ryan, huh?
00:26:04Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.
00:26:06That's right.
00:26:07You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you, and you were going
00:26:13to be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad
00:26:17thing, right?
00:26:17But what actually happened, Les?
00:26:22They chose me.
00:26:23They chose you.
00:26:25And where's Joan Ryan?
00:26:27Teaching at Berkeley.
00:26:31And where are you?
00:26:32In St. Louis.
00:26:33But why?
00:26:34Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto, and to build the Menlo
00:26:41Park of the Midwest.
00:26:42And how?
00:26:43How?
00:26:43Because I am a partner in my own company, creating the bio-agrotech that will change the
00:26:47world.
00:26:48That's right.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49You're going to change the world.
00:26:52And you are.
00:26:54I've always believed that.
00:26:56Even when you hated me?
00:26:57Oh.
00:27:00Especially when I hated you.
00:27:02So what do I do?
00:27:04You do what you always do.
00:27:06You get back in the workshop.
00:27:09And you figure it out.
00:27:11That's what Les Littlejohn does.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:14Right?
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16Right.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:20That's it.
00:27:22That's it.
00:27:23Thank you, Lydia.
00:27:24Thank you for being so understanding.
00:27:26Oh, my God.
00:27:29So now I've got to get back in the workshop.
00:27:31And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.
00:27:34That's a fantastic idea.
00:27:35Les?
00:27:36No, I didn't.
00:27:36What?
00:27:37Huh?
00:27:37That's what you said, right?
00:27:39Huh?
00:27:40Did I?
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:42Gary and Meg.
00:27:43Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.
00:27:45Let's send them something.
00:27:46Sign my name.
00:27:46No, no, no.
00:27:47We'll be so humiliating.
00:27:48Don't worry.
00:27:49Don't worry.
00:27:49I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.
00:27:51So I'll see you when I see you.
00:27:53I'll be back when I'm back.
00:27:53And I love you.
00:27:55And I can't wait for New Year.
00:27:57New us next year.
00:27:58Mwah!
00:28:05They're f***ing me!
00:28:08Is he f***ing kidding me?
00:28:11No, no, no, no.
00:28:28Lindy?
00:28:29Richie, um, I made a mistake and I'm leaving, Les.
00:28:36Tonight.
00:28:37I hear the emotion in your voice, and it's beautiful.
00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
00:28:42Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
00:28:43I'm going to go to the Grey House.
00:28:45And I, um, could you come with me?
00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.
00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.
00:28:52A gift beyond measure.
00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.
00:28:57Heart emoji.
00:28:59Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
00:29:02Heart emoji bag.
00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
00:29:07Did you love my present?
00:29:08The fuck?
00:29:09Pardon?
00:29:10Yeah, I didn't have the heart to open it.
00:29:15So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
00:29:18New year, new you, new us.
00:29:21Oh, is Vermont cold?
00:29:22I can't...
00:29:43Everybody out in 30 minutes, or Hulk is going to see me smash.
00:29:49Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
00:29:51Abandoned ship.
00:29:52Lady Tomato about to burst.
00:29:53Hey, hey, hey!
00:29:55Les promised me a minute.
00:29:59I'll give you 20.
00:30:18Excuse me?
00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP, and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
00:30:27I didn't sign.
00:30:28I'm a partner.
00:30:29Apparently not the important one.
00:30:32Oh.
00:30:33Well, now I'm inspired, and I would like you to leave.
00:30:37A genius needs his space.
00:30:39Exactly.
00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition period.
00:30:46I'll give you tonight.
00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.
00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:30:54Come on.
00:30:58Fuck me.
00:31:01Fuck me.
00:31:12Fuck me.
00:31:16Fuck me.
00:31:18Fuck me.
00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.
00:31:39She what?
00:32:02You're old, text me.
00:32:09Fuck you too.
00:32:14Starla?
00:32:25Freezers, off limits from now on until I say, I need to regroup, where are you going?
00:32:31I'm leaving you.
00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
00:32:35How's that?
00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career, think I don't know, huh, you don't think Nils will
00:32:39call me for comment, Lindy?
00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.
00:32:44I'm a hoax.
00:32:45You know what?
00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
00:32:48You mentioned Joan.
00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.
00:32:52I'm not intentionally.
00:32:53Oh?
00:32:54If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist, and I too blame the patriarchy for that.
00:32:57I never said misogynist.
00:32:59Why would you do this?
00:33:00Why?
00:33:00You don't know.
00:33:01Why?
00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?
00:33:04This is about you, and our marriage, and breaking the promise of Step 3, a grand gesture, and
00:33:12our daughter who hates me, sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
00:33:17Career?
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts!
00:33:22This is what you did.
00:33:23You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family, you changed the names,
00:33:27you added a little bit of wry sarcasm, and then you called a fiction, and you got lucky.
00:33:31Lucky.
00:33:32Lucky.
00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.
00:33:34No shit.
00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this
00:33:43extravagantly sad McMansion in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so
00:33:49that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.
00:33:55Oh my god.
00:33:56I'm so sorry.
00:33:57What is it you need right now?
00:33:59I need you.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00I need your support.
00:34:02This is my last chance.
00:34:04You already got your prize.
00:34:06And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
00:34:12Every book signing.
00:34:13Every interview.
00:34:14I held your purse.
00:34:16I held my tongue.
00:34:17You know?
00:34:17I was there for the ride.
00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.
00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
00:34:24I have paid that debt!
00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years!
00:34:29You had flavor saver!
00:34:32And it was insufferable!
00:34:36Still is!
00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did!
00:34:40I didn't get my prize!
00:34:42Swing and a miss!
00:34:43How is it my fault?!
00:34:46How?!
00:34:47My apologies.
00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.
00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.
00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
00:34:56Huh?
00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.
00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
00:35:04That's me?
00:35:04That's what you think of me?
00:35:05Yeah!
00:35:05Because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years!
00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly gonna find in your beloved grey house?
00:35:12Huh?
00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm,
00:35:18because, quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.
00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
00:35:28And there it is everyone!
00:35:30That's our show!
00:35:32Same line every time.
00:35:39This?
00:35:41Is the top secret thing you've been working on?
00:35:44Give me that.
00:35:45Give me that.
00:35:45A Tonka truck is not gonna change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:52This is what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.
00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.
00:36:02Ah!
00:36:04Ah!
00:36:06Jesus!
00:36:07What a gentleman!
00:36:09Oh, fuck.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11Oh no, Lindy!
00:36:13What the?
00:36:31Oh God!
00:36:33Is she dead?
00:36:37Oh!
00:36:39Oh, God!
00:36:41Is she dead?
00:36:42Oh.
00:36:42Are you alive?
00:36:44Oh, you're alive!
00:36:48Fuck you!
00:36:50Fuck you!
00:36:51Fuck you!
00:37:27Last...
00:37:28Oh, fuck.
00:37:34What time was that?
00:37:45Oh, my God.
00:37:59How much did I drink last night?
00:38:03Last...
00:38:07Why would you put the plaid back up?
00:38:10God, that's my eyes.
00:38:14And my head.
00:38:18Oh, I'll try January starts today.
00:38:24Oh, wow, that really cleaned up.
00:38:33Last...
00:38:38Who's at the door?
00:38:51What is this nonsense?
00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:03Lindy?
00:39:04Everything is fine.
00:39:06Don't freak out.
00:39:17Lindy?
00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
00:39:23Stop screaming at me!
00:39:46There you are!
00:39:49You're okay!
00:39:53I am not...
00:39:56Okay!
00:39:57Can you hear me? I am not okay!
00:40:05I am not okay!
00:40:08It works! I can hear you!
00:40:10You're too loud!
00:40:12Sorry.
00:40:13Well, now I can't hear you!
00:40:15How about now?
00:40:16No, too loud!
00:40:18Now?
00:40:19Softer.
00:40:20Now?
00:40:21Better.
00:40:22I hate this fucking thing!
00:40:27Can you hear me now?
00:40:29Say again?
00:40:30Can you hear me now?
00:40:31Yes!
00:40:32Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:40:35Are you okay?
00:40:36I'm fine!
00:40:37I heard that.
00:40:38God, I think we got it.
00:40:41Hi.
00:40:42What the fuck, Les?
00:40:44Heard that, too.
00:40:46Loud and clear.
00:40:47Mindy, I'm so sorry.
00:40:49It was an accident.
00:40:50And, uh...
00:40:51I can't believe it even happened.
00:40:53But you're incredible!
00:40:55I mean...
00:40:56You're beautiful!
00:41:01Are you smiling right now?
00:41:03No!
00:41:05No, no, no.
00:41:05No, of course not.
00:41:06I...
00:41:06I just...
00:41:08I...
00:41:09Just like, wow.
00:41:12Wow.
00:41:12Wow?
00:41:14Wow?
00:41:14No, I apologize.
00:41:16You're my wife.
00:41:16You're not an experimenter.
00:41:18I should hope so!
00:41:20Jesus!
00:41:21Oh my God!
00:41:22This is your job?!
00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
00:41:29So they don't, what, eat more?!
00:41:30I don't...
00:41:31Uh...
00:41:31Do...
00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?
00:41:34Or...
00:41:34Explain it to me!
00:41:36Well, um...
00:41:38It's called cellular reduction.
00:41:40And, um...
00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
00:41:52Jesus!
00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!
00:41:55Oh, right.
00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.
00:41:57That's the restoration part.
00:41:59Great!
00:42:01Restore me!
00:42:03Now, please!
00:42:04I can do that.
00:42:06Um...
00:42:06Uh...
00:42:06But first, uh...
00:42:07A surprise!
00:42:08Ha!
00:42:09Meet me in the dining room.
00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:42:16Les, do I look merry or hungry?
00:42:19Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
00:42:22Um...
00:42:22I'm not!
00:42:23Make me big again, now!
00:42:26Heard that, loud and clear.
00:42:28Um...
00:42:28The thing is...
00:42:29Tell me!
00:42:30You can make me big again, Les!
00:42:32I can.
00:42:32And I will.
00:42:33Um...
00:42:34The thing is...
00:42:34That it's just...
00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day...
00:42:37Uh...
00:42:38Or two.
00:42:38Tops.
00:42:39But...
00:42:40You'll be fine.
00:42:41Everything's gonna be okay.
00:42:42You're healthy.
00:42:42I checked your vitals.
00:42:44Wait!
00:42:44I could die?
00:42:45Tiny?
00:42:46No!
00:42:47You're not gonna die, Tiny.
00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
00:42:56Um...
00:42:57The stove works.
00:42:58The refrigerator works.
00:42:59There's food.
00:43:01The water runs.
00:43:02And...
00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.
00:43:06Your clothes.
00:43:08From your closet.
00:43:11Um...
00:43:12And, uh...
00:43:13This...
00:43:13Curling thing.
00:43:17And...
00:43:17Your hairbrush.
00:43:19Uh...
00:43:19Cold cream.
00:43:21Looked important.
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:23And I remembered your coffee!
00:43:24And the coffee maker.
00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?
00:43:27Oh!
00:43:27One crucial thing.
00:43:28Um...
00:43:28The toilet.
00:43:29Uh...
00:43:30It works.
00:43:30I figured it out.
00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
00:43:33Downstairs.
00:43:34Ever.
00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.
00:43:37I promise it.
00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.
00:43:40I am so close.
00:43:41Truly.
00:43:42Now it's so close?
00:43:45Not a day or two tops?
00:43:48Less?
00:43:49You motherfuckers!
00:43:53Hey.
00:43:54Calm down.
00:43:57Calm fucking down!
00:43:59How?
00:44:03Take an exhale!
00:44:08Oh!
00:44:14Be Idea.
00:44:18Hey, Lindy...
00:44:20What's up?
00:44:22I need a minute!
00:44:24Hello.
00:44:26How you can take it off?
00:44:28What is you doing?
00:44:29And..
00:44:30He's been away.
00:44:43You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
00:44:47She's on her way, boy.
00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51They always do.
00:44:52Not this time.
00:44:53Because we've got plans.
00:44:55Yep.
00:44:56We've got concrete plans.
00:45:01How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
00:45:07Uber-romantic.
00:45:15There are multiple reasons you could be late.
00:45:18No, I know Lindy's coming.
00:45:19Why, you may ask?
00:45:21Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
00:45:26Destined to be written.
00:45:28Immortalized for generations to come.
00:45:31Oh.
00:45:33Quiet, everybody, please.
00:45:34Quiet, please!
00:45:36Sorry.
00:45:37Oh.
00:45:38It's work.
00:45:39It's work.
00:45:41Hey, Martin.
00:45:45Well, you know, I was going to head out of town, so...
00:45:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:49Of course, of course.
00:45:50I'll just head into the lab.
00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.
00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
00:46:02Okay, bye.
00:46:03Bye.
00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
00:46:07Bart, can I be honest?
00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
00:46:15He's suffering?
00:46:21Take those off.
00:46:22I feel like a specimen.
00:46:24And come closer.
00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.
00:46:30Jesus, the 96?
00:46:32If there was ever a time.
00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
00:46:37Well, I couldn't.
00:46:38It was top secret.
00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.
00:46:41It's bullshit.
00:46:43You didn't trust me.
00:46:45Which makes me so sad.
00:46:49Makes me so sad.
00:46:52Fuck you.
00:46:53But...
00:46:55Yeah.
00:47:00Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
00:47:02What?
00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:08They are so cute!
00:47:11Wait.
00:47:12And legible?
00:47:13Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:17They're so cute.
00:47:19Oh, and functional.
00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:24How cute.
00:47:26And accurate.
00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
00:47:33Never put it together.
00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.
00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.
00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
00:47:43No, no, no.
00:47:44No, Les.
00:47:45Take me with you.
00:47:46I'm portable.
00:47:47You'll be safer here in the dollhouse.
00:47:48I feel very not safe.
00:47:50I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
00:47:54I won't let something happen.
00:47:55Something did.
00:47:56Something else.
00:47:57Beyond the accident.
00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
00:48:01Please, Les.
00:48:02I do not want to be alone.
00:48:03Please.
00:48:04I'm scared.
00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that being small isn't scary?
00:48:09Oh, God.
00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
00:48:13Not me.
00:48:15I can show you.
00:48:16No, I don't.
00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.
00:48:23I promise.
00:48:25Trust me.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:32This is crazy.
00:48:33Oh, fuck.
00:49:00Oh, fuck.
00:49:09Yeah.
00:49:11I mean, everything is really big.
00:49:13Really.
00:49:15Oh, fuck.
00:49:17I can only imagine how different everything looks.
00:49:18Oh, fuck.
00:49:20Oh, fuck.
00:49:23Oh, fuck.
00:49:27Oh.
00:49:28Wow.
00:49:29I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
00:49:34you see this dust ball do you think i could choke on this oh yeah put that down
00:49:44hello dolores look who it is see she's not that scary why is she looking at me like that
00:49:51oh oh it's puffing do you see what it's doing no no no it's trying to eat me no this
00:49:58is not
00:49:58interesting to me can you put me down please
00:50:14fun right we all love a train ride merry christmas lindy
00:50:28merry christmas
00:50:30merry christmas
00:50:39merry christmas to me
00:50:49maybe too many times around i want to get off
00:50:54i don't like it oh i'm gonna be sick oh oh god oh oh my god
00:51:05hey it's gonna be okay i'm so sorry this happened so incredibly sorry
00:51:24a water truck ran out of shrinking gas i'm gonna go to the lab to refuel
00:51:27what am i supposed to do with this i thought i could crush it up and you could maybe snort
00:51:33it
00:51:33i don't know um scarface i'll just gnaw on it or something
00:51:41how are you feeling really i mean i know what you mean better
00:51:50i did always love this couch
00:52:06when you're ready
00:52:07uh pour away
00:52:13don't be shy so this is my uh
00:52:20tiny little life now temporary tiny life how long again a day two at the most i'm so close so
00:52:28close
00:52:28yeah yeah
00:52:34did you microwave this off the floor floor is clean you're the first person to ever walk on it
00:52:40six inch tall neil fucking armstrong kind of
00:52:51unless you put parmesan in the potatoes potatoes a la diane with a twist
00:52:59who reese witherspoon from legally blonde she's gonna play me in the movie
00:53:04she's gonna play the sister character i still don't know who that is walt
00:53:08she's blonde wears pink goes darvard that's a stretch what i am blonde
00:53:14less said that we could be twins i'm sure he's just being kind
00:53:18no no i think with the bright hair and makeup you know hollywood i mean
00:53:21it's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film
00:53:24because it's sold a million copies because it won the pulitzer
00:53:28hollywood must be out of ideas you're not excited uh laura dern is playing the mother
00:53:34i adore laura dern but i questioned her judgment the book wasn't well received
00:53:39i repeated one the pulitzer the guardian dupted literary popcorn and added that does not a
00:53:44pulitzer make their words which she memorized and repeat constantly i can barely show my face
00:53:51at wine club wednesday without carol turning her nose up at me as if i were the devil incarnate
00:53:56walt your mother needs your wine club wednesdays that's not a stretch mom
00:54:01it's fiction carol didn't see a character carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster
00:54:09it's a comedy it's a dark comedy a coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
00:54:17by a monster of a mother character you try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband
00:54:26walked out one day without a word walked out or was driven away jim abandoned me no he stopped
00:54:32being married to you he abandoned me me too and he's still the hero i tried my best walt uh
00:54:42if i may
00:54:43uh walt diane have you tried the potatoes i call them potatoes a la diane um with a twist
00:54:50is the twist a turn of the knife it's parmesan cheese
00:55:00it's too rich but absolutely divine just like you
00:55:09walt i think we should visit the arch tomorrow i hear it's dreadful yes yes no i don't get the
00:55:18arch
00:55:19it's like an arch it's like an arch for what it's the gateway to the west
00:55:24i think it's great i can barely show my face wine club wednesdays
00:55:29hollywood has run out of ideas i think laura dern is very generous casting i have to say hello
00:55:40oh what's going on do you want to have sex oh yes yes please wait here yeah we'll be quiet
00:55:46we'll be
00:55:46fine oh all right you're set to high volume watch watch watch watch watch
00:55:52okay
00:55:54oh
00:56:11Oh, my God.
00:56:26Whoa! Can I help you?
00:56:29Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:33The one with the toilet!
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:50Oh, fuck.
00:56:51Okay, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58I don't think I can't be quiet.
00:57:03I'm not really like her, though, right?
00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me Walt?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:18Because she's...
00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20I'm not in a good way.
00:57:24It's going to be okay.
00:57:26It's only a few days.
00:57:31Only a few days.
00:57:38It's only a few days.
00:57:50It's only a few days.
00:57:50it's only a few days.
00:58:08Yeah.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:14it can't be right
00:58:18okay I'm coming in
00:58:19now
00:58:21now-ish
00:58:45Magoo
00:58:48stay
00:58:50stay
00:58:54no, no, no, no
00:59:00come here
00:59:05ow, fuck
00:59:06you fuzzy fucker
00:59:19stop
00:59:22stop it, you're fine
00:59:24you're bad enough already
00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?
00:59:45mew
00:59:47yes, Richard, what is it?
00:59:49oh, you seem upset
00:59:51no, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine
00:59:53you know, I sometimes come in my car to cry too when I need a release, so
00:59:58I get where you're at
01:00:00okay, okay, right, okay, right, is that all?
01:00:01now you've got me worried, is everything all right at home?
01:00:04you know, with your wife, Lindy, Lindy's her name, right?
01:00:07yes, Richard, she's fine
01:00:08good, good
01:00:09yeah
01:00:10she's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays
01:00:13yes, Richard, she's at home writing, she's keeping busy
01:00:16writing, writing, writing, that's wonderful
01:00:19that's wonderful
01:00:19Richard, get your butt inside
01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity, I'm upset
01:00:28I'll see you later
01:00:39Lass
01:00:41Lass
01:00:46that is a toy
01:00:52oh
01:00:54he left me?
01:01:00I have to trust him
01:01:02I cannot spiral
01:01:06oh
01:01:08yeah
01:01:09why not
01:01:10okay, that's it
01:01:13that's good, space colon
01:01:14colon?
01:01:17colonel
01:01:19colonel
01:01:20space colonel
01:01:21next stop, Uranus
01:01:23I could
01:01:25fuck, I'm already spiraling
01:01:27you
01:01:28made me believe you were so close
01:01:30so I believed you
01:01:32yes, and you should believe me
01:01:33that's our deal
01:01:33there is mathematical truth in stating
01:01:35I am so close
01:01:36so what does so close
01:01:39mean to you
01:01:40in this context today?
01:01:41my god, I can't put an actual number on it
01:01:44I don't know
01:01:46what?
01:01:48what have you done?
01:01:49what have I done?
01:01:50Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job
01:01:53contract is for 30 days
01:01:56that's insane!
01:01:57well you said that you were close!
01:01:5930 days?
01:02:01well, it will work
01:02:03I mean
01:02:04the math says it will
01:02:05and math is never wrong
01:02:06so
01:02:07now you have 30 days
01:02:08no, no, no
01:02:09we have 30 days
01:02:10oh, now it's we
01:02:11what does it say exactly?
01:02:12what does the small print say?
01:02:14it says that we have 30 days
01:02:16to prove that the restoration formula works
01:02:19or the patent on our tech
01:02:22on my tech, thank you
01:02:23reverts to Hilton
01:02:24and Hilton sues you
01:02:26sues us
01:02:28for fraud
01:02:29and you go to jail
01:02:30to jail?
01:02:32well, can he do that?
01:02:33he can
01:02:34and after 30 days
01:02:35it goes
01:02:36the tech, the lab, the bobs
01:02:38gone
01:02:40but
01:02:41but
01:02:42okay, so how do I make
01:02:43uh
01:02:45how do I
01:02:48how do I make things big again?
01:02:49because I
01:02:49I have to make things big again
01:02:51well, after 30 days
01:02:53you can't
01:02:58I mean, can he actually do this?
01:03:01yes
01:03:01he can
01:03:02it says it
01:03:03right here
01:03:04oh
01:03:06less
01:03:08how bad is this?
01:03:12okay
01:03:17I'm not even gonna ask about the cat
01:03:36I got you something for Christmas
01:03:40I didn't get you anything
01:03:43oh, that's
01:03:44it's okay
01:03:48like what Shakespeare used to write with
01:03:50you know I like Shakespeare?
01:03:52well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare
01:03:54bar's guard
01:03:55well, you talk about it a lot
01:03:58um
01:04:00you seem a little bit down
01:04:01no, I'm um
01:04:03just tired
01:04:04I was waiting up last night for someone
01:04:09someone special
01:04:10you know, and it's just
01:04:14oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard
01:04:16oh, thank you, Janet
01:04:17this is a very thoughtful gift
01:04:19so
01:04:19thank you
01:04:25thy returneth
01:04:26to thine grind
01:04:36okay
01:04:38buddy
01:04:39thank you for my beer
01:04:48oh
01:04:51right
01:04:52okay
01:04:54oh, that's good
01:04:56okay
01:05:02oh, come on
01:05:07okay
01:05:08oh, my God
01:05:17guide
01:05:22oh, a classic
01:05:24gum
01:05:29volume
01:05:32we're never turning this off
01:05:34okay, sacks
01:05:36so
01:05:40we've got popcorn
01:05:42but no candy
01:05:48oh, less
01:05:49that's just for me
01:05:57that's just for me
01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today
01:06:01it's a big day
01:06:02it could be the day
01:06:03needs to be the day
01:06:04or two
01:06:06the most
01:06:11here are my thoughts
01:06:15adjust the last line
01:06:16on the Maxwell stress tensor
01:06:18to B sub J
01:06:19minus one half times
01:06:20the quantity epsilon naught
01:06:23times E squared plus B squared over mu naught
01:06:27complete
01:06:29Carl, implement his thoughts
01:06:36B sub J minus one half
01:06:38times the quantity of epsilon naught
01:06:41times E squared plus B squared over mu naught
01:06:45complete
01:06:47Carl, implement his thoughts
01:07:00cookbook
01:07:02and
01:07:02cookbook
01:07:03and
01:07:12cookbook
01:07:29Let's make history.
01:08:12Let's make history.
01:08:17A great attempt in the name of science.
01:08:19Richard?
01:08:20Bob the explainer?
01:08:23Nominal success.
01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
01:08:28Same as previous attempt.
01:08:30Result, molecular disequilibrium.
01:08:33Eraser Bob, see medic.
01:08:34Bring in Fred.
01:08:36Clean up an aisle everywhere.
01:08:38Richard?
01:08:39Waiting on analysis to proceed.
01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
01:08:43I'll go again.
01:08:45No, you won't.
01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
01:08:55Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
01:08:59No.
01:09:00No, no, no, no.
01:09:02Um, this is not how we work here.
01:09:05We are making history.
01:09:06Okay?
01:09:07That corn was regular size.
01:09:10It's incredible.
01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?
01:09:13Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged
01:09:18up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
01:09:22Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.
01:09:25This is Virginia.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:27Vivian.
01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
01:09:31And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.
01:09:33Okay?
01:09:33Can we just talk about this?
01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
01:09:40I don't care about the money.
01:09:41Of course you don't.
01:09:43You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
01:09:48I had to open the books.
01:09:50Well, it had to be perfect.
01:09:51What?
01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.
01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.
01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.
01:10:02This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.
01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now.
01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.
01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
01:10:20Guam?
01:10:21Guam?
01:10:22What?
01:10:23Shut it down.
01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow.
01:10:26Together.
01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.
01:10:30You're an OSHA violation.
01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus.
01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure.
01:10:4029 days.
01:10:41Not helpful.
01:10:42Not the point.
01:10:51What have I done?
01:11:21Oh, it's my phone.
01:11:25Oh, my phone.
01:11:26Oh, oh.
01:11:30Come here, come here, come here.
01:11:32What?
01:11:33What?
01:11:43No!
01:11:45No!
01:11:49No!
01:11:51No!
01:11:53No!
01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:19I can see me in you.
01:12:22I can see me in you.
01:12:26Do you know?
01:12:27What?
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29What is that?
01:12:32Oh, fuck.
01:12:37I gotta get out of here!
01:12:42What?
01:12:44What?
01:12:45What?
01:12:45What?
01:12:45What?
01:12:46What?
01:12:47What?
01:12:51Fuck!
01:12:53Ah!
01:12:53Ah!
01:12:54Fuck!
01:12:55Goddammit, let's!
01:12:58Fuck!
01:12:59Fuck's sake!
01:13:03God!
01:13:04Dang it!
01:13:06Fuck!
01:13:07Fuck!
01:13:12Ah!
01:13:15Ah!
01:13:18Ah!
01:13:20Ah!
01:13:21Ah!
01:13:21Ah!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:24Ah!
01:13:24Ah!
01:13:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:39Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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