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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:19The best thing I'll be in all of my
04:23Is after my dreams we haven't ever yet
04:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:42You got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi!
04:53Hi, Bodie!
04:56He's so cute!
04:58So cute!
05:00So tiny!
05:03Thank you!
05:03He feels beautiful!
05:05So precious!
05:07What a miracle!
05:08Miracle!
05:12He's just...
05:13He's so handsome.
05:14Exactly. And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could. I mean, wouldn't it be amazing
05:26if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:35Okay.
05:47Okay.
05:53Okay.
05:56Okay.
06:00Okay.
06:01He's going to ask me all around.
06:05I think you knew the answer when you went to kiss my hand.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician.
06:21I examine a child.
06:22There's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:24Oh, I'm doing really well.
06:27Thanks, I look after myself.
06:30Thanks, I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well.
06:38Thanks, I do not need your help.
06:41Thanks, I don't need it.
06:47Do some squats as you're holding it.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic.
06:52Just deep knee squats.
06:53Up and down.
06:54Up and down.
06:54Just do it while we're talking.
06:57If I start again, you've got to look the night out.
07:02I'll see you there.
07:04I'm about to run.
07:06I've been in my bed.
07:08Oh, what must you think of me?
07:10Please don't tell them what you think.
07:13I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper.
07:16Kind of lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it.
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you all right?
07:24I'm great.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Aww.
07:28Please don't want me how I am.
07:32I think you knew me ought to wait when it's fine.
07:41Oh, my God!
07:42Baby Pony!
07:44Aww.
07:45He's just perfect.
07:47I don't know what else to say.
07:49He's perfect.
07:50I know.
07:52I can't even remember life without him.
07:56Aww.
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch.
08:10So that's nice.
08:11And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
08:21Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo.
08:30Shh.
08:31I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
08:41They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful.
08:46And it is.
08:49It totally is.
08:53But...
08:54What?
08:56I mean, it just refuses.
09:00It refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're more like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15And my areola is all white and pinched.
09:22And everything's probably getting off my blood supply, so...
09:26And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:37It's like...
09:44I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean, at least prohibit us from getting a dog.
09:51Having a screaming baby?
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please.
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor.
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
10:23As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:51James!
10:53Okay, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth.
10:56Your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:59Over and over.
11:02So, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:07I can't overstate that.
11:10And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
11:15it's the quiet that you gotta watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah.
11:27Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh, a little development.
11:35Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:45No.
11:49All right.
11:55You got it?
11:56You got it?
11:56Yeah.
11:56But these strangers can help.
11:59Yeah.
12:01You got it?
12:03You got it?
12:06You got it?
12:07Like a fish.
12:09Fuck.
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you!
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem,
12:31and I know you will never understand
12:32what this night of sleep might cost me.
12:34You will never get it!
12:35So if you can't make it, shut up!
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:38Hey, come on, guys!
12:40It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you or your baby.
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:48I am not clueless!
12:51I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy!
12:56But it's your baby, your responsibility.
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam!
13:02Okay!
13:03I'll leave!
13:05That's what you want?
13:06I will leave!
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes!
13:16Because now I'll be able to sleep!
13:17I will leave!
13:24That was my firstit author!
13:30I just could've done the following half of the point.
13:32Wallace is the only way to go to sleep...
13:47What didn't you
13:48I don't know.
14:19Hi.
14:21Hey, Mom.
14:23What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter. Everything's fine.
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm going to make it.
14:35Don't be ridiculous. You're a mother.
14:38Mothers make it. You got this.
14:40God, why does everybody say that?
14:42You got this.
14:43Because you don't have a choice.
14:48I need to go back to work to make some money.
14:50Which means I need a babysitter.
14:53Which I can't afford.
14:57Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
15:02Mom.
15:04Don't even think about it.
15:05I'm like, wait.
15:07I'm like, wait.
15:07I'm like, wait.
15:09I'm gonna be good.
15:17I'm like, wait.
15:26I'm gonna be good.
15:26I don't know.
15:31I'm like, wait.
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:13All right.
16:16How you no boomer?
16:18Oh, I, uh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kind of stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his casey sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You had it home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:48Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:03Oh, yeah.
17:08Oh, yeah.
17:17Mm-hmm.
17:22Oh, yeah.
17:24Oh, yeah.
17:26Oh, yeah.
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:27Oh.
17:31Hey, the bus is leaving hot shot.
17:33Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:56Um, I've got a championship belt in here could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I got to walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:27It's a good show.
18:38Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:41I keep trying to tell you he doesn't like me.
18:45It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See, you see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:11Be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you put those in the fridge.
19:15It just seems so schemy, handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why? Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
19:34I just would have thought, I'm getting a bad feeling.
19:38Like, maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something.
19:49There.
19:50Stop.
19:51Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26I really think he's going to let you spend $400 a month on face cream.
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom, he's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well.
20:44I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:51So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were going to be this way.
21:16I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:20Unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:26Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:32Shine, shine, shine, shine, shine, girl.
21:46Shine, shine, shine, shine, shine, girl.
21:51Woo!
21:52When you come from the home, why don't I do you call the air with madness in your eyes?
22:05Let it go, babe.
22:09More of them, poor of them.
22:11Woo!
22:12That's great.
22:14Let it go, babe.
22:17Oh!
22:19Yay!
22:20Yay!
22:21Oh, my God!
22:24You have a visitor outside.
22:28Oh, my God!
22:34Come on!
22:36I can't he won't stop crying and I just I just can't so you brought him here I tried calling
22:42you wouldn't pick up oh my god I'm not meant to be a grandmother just like I wasn't meant to
22:48be
22:48a mother fucker fucker fucker mom it's okay no it is not okay don't you think I know that
22:55even he knows that I wish I could be a better person but I'm not and his crying not stop
23:01that
23:01is exactly what he is trying to say and I will not be judged not by him or anyone else
23:10look at him look at him he deliberately is quiet when you're holding him just to make
23:16me feel worse about myself mom it'll be okay
23:40I am an awful grandmother
23:45you're not oh stop being nice you're being mercy nice I will not be pitied
23:52I'm just terrible at everything except being pretty and you excel at that brilliantly
24:12I'm sorry I called him a fucker you think he looks like me
24:33I love you noodle love you
24:38well this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances but
24:44what what okay um you're fired
24:50what I need someone I can count on I'll solve the child care thing you won't
24:56I won't honey this is your life businesses employers we scrape to make it we survive because
25:04of dedicated employees I need a job Tess and you're my friend
25:11yeah it sounds your friend that I'm saying now when people work remotely from home all the time
25:17especially writers
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together
25:27light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely is right on
25:33I've got my sights on
25:35that open door I could run
25:38I could take one for the team
25:40but this time tomorrow
25:42I won't be breathing believe me
25:45I'll keep my little mouth shut
25:48but I'm gonna be sorry
25:50what's up
25:54nothing's wrong
25:55in fact it's a positive development
25:58of sorts
25:59we wanted to let you know we found our own place
26:02so we'll be moving out in a week
26:05just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates
26:09are you kidding me
26:12do you know about this
26:13I just found out
26:17a little notice might have been nice
26:19it came up pretty quickly
26:21and of course
26:23we can still be friends and all of that
26:25and
26:27okay
26:45they say
26:47it's not about how you fall
26:49but how you get back up
26:57it's not just about popping back up
27:01it's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down
27:07that's what character is
27:08you pass the other guy's guts out
27:10you turn them into goo
27:39professor
27:42come in
27:50mark
27:51meet Bodhi
27:53Bodhi
27:54meet Mark
27:55well this has become very real
27:58oh
28:00he's super real
28:01though I would imagine
28:03far less interesting than if he were fictional
28:12uh
28:15hello little guy
28:18wow
28:19Margot
28:21he's really beautiful isn't he
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter
28:28not being able to afford a babysitter
28:30makes it difficult to work
28:32hence
28:33I lost my job
28:35two of my roommates just moved out
28:37so my portion of the rent
28:38has now increased
28:40by over a thousand dollars per month
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit
28:45than come to you begging for money
28:47so instead
28:49I've come to demand it
28:51I need three thousand dollars
28:55you're going to give it to me
28:59do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04you will give me
29:06three thousand dollars
29:29what did he say?
29:30I just left before he could respond
29:33and no
29:34I just
29:35I don't know
29:36I started to feel sorry for him
29:38and
29:38you know
29:39I could see his face start to contort
29:41and I didn't want to soften
29:42and
29:42him to try to negotiate me down
29:44I must say
29:45I'm impressed
29:46and
29:46where's Bodhi?
29:47I thought you were bringing him
29:48Susie's watching him
29:49so
29:49there
29:50progress on the babysitting front too
29:52progress
29:53all around
29:54what are you wearing?
29:55very nice
29:56thank you
29:57great
29:59oh my god
30:00just looking at the menu
30:02my mouth is flooding with saliva
30:04are we getting appetizers?
30:07well
30:07the thing about nursing
30:09I'm constantly starved
30:11Margot
30:12I want you to know
30:13this meal is my treat
30:14and
30:14you're free to order
30:16whatever you like
30:17no expense spared
30:18we don't need an appetizer
30:20well
30:20maybe you don't
30:21you're about to order a margarita
30:23the size of your head
30:24but
30:24I need one
30:25you know I don't drink
30:35Susan?
30:36uh
30:36no
30:37maybe it's the pediatrician's office
30:38just um
30:40hold on
30:40order me
30:41nachos
30:44hello
30:45this is Margot Millett
30:47speaking
30:47Elizabeth Gable calling
30:49uh
30:50Elizabeth?
30:51Gable
30:52as in
30:52the mother
30:53his
30:54uh
30:55hello
30:56I thought we might
30:58schedule a meeting
30:59to discuss your demands
31:01what do you mean
31:02a meeting?
31:03a meeting
31:04where two or more people
31:06get together
31:07by chance
31:07or arrangement
31:09Mark has given me
31:10your contacts
31:11I will email you
31:12an address
31:12this is a joke
31:14a joke?
31:16you find extortion
31:17funny
31:17I don't
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet
31:21and resolve this tomorrow
31:22it would be best
31:27you okay?
31:29I'm fine
31:31you don't look fine
31:32well I am
31:34so
31:35mom says
31:36you're a big deal
31:37in the church
31:38well I'm the president
31:39and the youth
31:40ministry director
31:41that's really cool
31:42we have a really
31:44good programs
31:45like
31:45plays
31:46and
31:47stuff
31:49they even put on
31:50uh
31:51rent
31:52rent
31:52yeah
31:53we're much more liberal
31:54than we're given credit for
31:56which is why it was so silly
31:58for
31:58Cheyenne
31:59to think that I would judge you
32:01for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock
32:05you know
32:06most people
32:06these days
32:07they just
32:08don't want to accept
32:09any consequences
32:10for
32:10you know
32:11their actions
32:12a lot of girls
32:13in your situation
32:14they would have
32:14cried rape
32:16they would have
32:17um
32:17you know
32:18said
32:18well he was my professor
32:19he should have done this
32:20or he shouldn't have done that
32:21and
32:21my point is
32:23is that
32:23we're all fallen creatures
32:25the real test is
32:27what
32:27we do
32:28when those chickens
32:29come home to roost
32:35right
32:36yeah
32:38see
32:38I told you
32:39we would get along
32:41which is actually why
32:42I
32:42I wanted to
32:43ask you to this dinner
32:46tonight
32:48I'd like to ask
32:49for your blessing
32:51Marco
32:51I would like to ask
32:53for your mother's
32:54hand in marriage
32:55uh
32:58oh
32:59yeah
33:01oh
33:02do we have
33:03do we have your blessing
33:06yeah
33:07yeah
33:07of course
33:08okay
33:12hello
33:15Cheyenne
33:17you are the most
33:18beautiful
33:19beautiful woman
33:21I've ever met
33:21yes
33:22yes
33:22I said yes
33:27I would be honored
33:29if I could be
33:31the boring to your beautiful
33:32the
33:34strong
33:35to your
33:36delicate
33:37the serious to your silly
33:40Cheyenne
33:41will you be my wife
33:44yes
33:48okay
33:49hey everyone
33:50let's give a big
33:51applebee cheer
33:52to the happy
33:52guys
34:05he's actually quite
34:06beautiful
34:07and romantic
34:09maybe it's even possible
34:11she really loves him
34:11hmm
34:12that's very affirming
34:13I always find it so moving
34:15when love works out
34:16in real life
34:16as opposed to just
34:17books and movies
34:19yeah
34:22is that cabbage
34:23really working
34:24I think so
34:26it's supposed to help
34:27with inflammation
34:27and I gotta cram
34:29these milk bags
34:30into a
34:31respectable outfit
34:32tomorrow
34:32to meet Mark's mom
34:33ooh
34:34yikes
34:35yeah
34:35yikes
34:36indeed
34:42what
34:45look
34:46I've never brought you
34:47into this part of my life
34:48but now the girls are gone
34:50I feel comfortable
34:51saying that
34:52I'm into cosplay
34:54very into it
34:55I'm a cosplayer
34:59yeah
35:00I figured
35:01anyway
35:03if you ever want to
35:04model some looks
35:06I think you'd be a natural
35:08oh
35:09okay
35:11thank you
35:12just think about it
35:15I will
35:15I promise
35:29God
35:30at this hour
35:31what now
35:33seriously
35:35what the fuck
35:37now
35:48dad
35:49dad
35:51hey baby
35:55thought you might be dead
35:59he's got a swing
36:00in my brain
36:02would it ever be the same
36:05yeah
36:06I wish we both knew
36:09ever fucked it up for you
36:12cause they're everything
36:13in the door
36:15they don't feel the tension
36:17at all
36:18they don't have it
36:19all for you
36:21yeah
36:22is that what you want to do
36:24is that what you want to do
36:31you gotta swing it in my brain
36:34will it ever be the same
36:37Yeah, I wish it was new
36:41And I fucked it up for you
36:44Cause you're angry that it's not
36:47And I feel the tension's wrong
36:50And I don't have enough for you
36:54Yeah, it's not what humans do
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