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00:00:03A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:08Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:10No, no, no, no.
00:00:45No, no, no, no.
00:01:12No, no, no, no.
00:01:16No, no, no, no.
00:01:26No, no, no, no.
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00:01:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:12No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:48Oh, my God.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:45Oh, my God.
00:05:12Oh, my God.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:06:12You want a cup of milk?
00:06:22Sure.
00:06:23Oh, my God.
00:06:40That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
00:06:43It's Dahlia's.
00:06:47Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:50Thank you, Dahlia.
00:07:16Amen.
00:07:17Amen.
00:07:18Let's eat.
00:07:20All right.
00:07:21That's the end.
00:07:23Here, let me get some cursed stuff.
00:07:25This is our address.
00:07:26Will you be sure to send your article when it's in the paper?
00:07:29Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:33You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:37Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:38Thank you so much.
00:07:38Good luck with everything.
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:40Bye, guys.
00:07:41Bye.
00:07:42Bye.
00:07:43Bye.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:49I just got my permit.
00:08:14God bless, Ruby.
00:08:17I've never been on the internet.
00:08:20You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:25But I can't help but be curious of all the people out there living and exciting lives and transponsors you
00:08:39in a heartbeat.
00:08:42Bye.
00:09:09You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:15It's life.
00:09:27Oh, shit.
00:09:29USA.
00:09:31USA.
00:09:33USA.
00:09:34USA.
00:09:35USA.
00:09:35USA.
00:09:36USA.
00:09:37USA.
00:09:40I don't think.
00:11:25Where's my car?
00:11:26I had to leave behind.
00:11:28I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:32A few years after high school, I was working in a smoke shop.
00:11:36Could I just get a raw comb, please?
00:11:38Yeah, for sure.
00:11:42You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:51Hey, Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:00You owe me money.
00:12:01No, I know, yeah. I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:04You were?
00:12:04Yeah.
00:12:05But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:08I don't really have, like, take my hand right now.
00:12:11You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:13I don't?
00:12:14No, um, you did 46 months ago, and, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over
00:12:2446 months means that you actually owe me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:35I'll settle for $43,000,000, but I'll settle for $100,000,000, but I bet you don't have that
00:12:42either.
00:12:46And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:06And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:32I don't, I don't really think that's impossible.
00:13:38Claro que sÃ.
00:13:40Disfruta.
00:13:56The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:20After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:49The danger of bodypacking is...
00:14:53If a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:02Cotuay.
00:15:05Tal vez más de un kilo.
00:15:07Vamos a pescar, hermano.
00:15:09Tres.
00:15:22Tres.
00:15:24Tres.
00:15:27Tres.
00:15:54Oh, sorry.
00:15:58Don't. I can only clinch for so long.
00:16:01Yeah, I know, but you've got to keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:03Right through it.
00:16:07Damn.
00:16:08Sorry.
00:16:08Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:11I'm good, thank you.
00:16:12No, gracias.
00:16:19Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:23Last porch.
00:16:29What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:32Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:41Ruby Bennett?
00:16:42It's me.
00:16:44You think Valentine?
00:16:47You have fun?
00:16:48No.
00:16:51No.
00:16:54No.
00:17:37Thank you, sir.
00:17:56Come on, come on.
00:18:00Hey, you're there.
00:18:01Hey, you're there.
00:18:02Hey, you're there.
00:18:03What are you doing?
00:18:05Just breathe.
00:18:05I'm an accident.
00:18:07You better get the muck in.
00:18:13And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fenton smuggled Fenton in the United States.
00:18:19Oh, yeah.
00:18:29After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son
00:18:35Wayne.
00:18:38I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:44It's a good thing.
00:18:46Here's the room.
00:18:47You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:51Brave the Lord.
00:18:54I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
00:18:57And somehow, ended up their number one mule.
00:19:10You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:15I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:20You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:24Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:28He's been saving up.
00:19:30That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:36What's safe?
00:19:38The big one in his basement.
00:19:39He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:53What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:56Uh, I don't know.
00:19:58Important stuff.
00:20:00Where's the key?
00:20:02On his belt.
00:20:04What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:12I think I could figure that out.
00:20:15In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:25I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:28And bombed all around for a time
00:20:33Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:37At a sign that rips on some vine
00:20:42The big cars and the view
00:20:44The city is crumbling.
00:20:46Crime is out of control.
00:20:48Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:50Yeah, totally.
00:20:54Oh, up here on the right.
00:20:55Oh, okay.
00:20:58All right.
00:21:00Let's go.
00:21:00Stay in trouble.
00:21:02Oh, well, do.
00:21:02Better.
00:21:04I wonder.
00:21:07Hey, babe.
00:21:08How are you?
00:21:16Yo, Howard.
00:21:17It's Bennett.
00:21:17Open up.
00:21:24Hey!
00:21:26How was Arizona?
00:21:27Um, yeah, no, it was great.
00:21:29Uh, I just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:30And she's doing good.
00:21:31She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:33So was I.
00:21:35I know.
00:21:36Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:40It always came with a lecture.
00:21:43What are your long-term goals?
00:21:45And since I couldn't be honest
00:21:46About what I've been up to,
00:21:48I'd be vague.
00:21:49Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:52You have to plan for the future
00:21:53Because pretty soon Uber drivers
00:21:55Are going to be extinct.
00:21:57It's all going to be automated.
00:21:58Like AI.
00:21:59They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:03Right.
00:22:07You know, I met these, uh,
00:22:10These Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:13Christians in Texas?
00:22:14It was a drop-off.
00:22:16But, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:18I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:20It was, like, six kids.
00:22:23And they lived on a farm
00:22:25With, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:26And no technology.
00:22:28No nothing.
00:22:29And I genuinely think
00:22:31That they were the happiest people
00:22:32I've ever met in my life.
00:22:34Because they're in a cult.
00:22:36Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:39Christianity?
00:22:40I just feel like
00:22:42If I grew up religious,
00:22:43Maybe my life would be better.
00:22:45Well, I'm not going to be friends
00:22:46With a Christian.
00:22:47Why?
00:22:49Because they're judgmental.
00:22:58You know, you really should call for this.
00:23:02Yeah, I know.
00:23:04I feel guilty, but I just,
00:23:06I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:08I've been really busy.
00:23:09Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:11This is rare.
00:23:12Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:15Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:17Did he say that?
00:23:18Yeah, multiple times.
00:23:21Well, I don't know.
00:23:23My hours and his hours
00:23:26Don't really line up,
00:23:27So it's hard.
00:23:28I'll just, like,
00:23:29Pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:31It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:33He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:37Lexi was working in Hollywood
00:23:39On a nighttime soap.
00:23:44Her boss, Patty Lance,
00:23:46Was an industry legend.
00:23:48Writers are the engineers
00:23:50Of the human soul.
00:23:52People underestimate
00:23:53The power
00:23:54Of entertainment.
00:23:57What you see
00:23:57On television
00:23:58Directly impacts
00:24:00The way we see one another.
00:24:03The decisions
00:24:04We make
00:24:05At home
00:24:06In schools
00:24:07And more importantly
00:24:09What we do
00:24:10At the ballot box.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13That means
00:24:14It's really important
00:24:16That we get
00:24:177-12 together.
00:24:19Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:21She was surrounded
00:24:22By smart, creative people
00:24:24Who cared about the world.
00:24:25There's so much
00:24:26It's giving me
00:24:27It's giving me
00:24:28It's so much anxiety
00:24:29Unlike her sister
00:24:30Who was living
00:24:31In some right-wing
00:24:33Suburban bubble
00:24:39How much is that doggy
00:24:42In the window
00:24:44The one with the waggly tail
00:24:50She spent her free time
00:24:51Trying to become
00:24:52Tick-tock famous.
00:24:53How much is that doggy
00:24:54In the window
00:24:56I do hope
00:24:58That doggy
00:24:59Is for sale
00:25:26So I go to work
00:25:27All day
00:25:28I come home
00:25:30And you're pretending
00:25:31To be a puppy dog
00:25:33I'm just
00:25:34Creating content
00:25:35There are dishes
00:25:37In the sink
00:25:37From last night's dinner
00:25:38There are flies
00:25:39Buzzing around
00:25:40I am so sorry
00:25:41Mr. Nate
00:25:42Do not apologize
00:25:43Juana
00:25:43You work for the two of us
00:25:45She is a housekeeper
00:25:46Not a videographer
00:25:47Well she's good at both
00:25:49I'd pay her to do one
00:25:51Get to work
00:25:51Cheers Mr. Nate
00:25:58How many times
00:25:59Do we have to talk
00:26:00About this
00:26:01I am in the real world
00:26:03Making deals
00:26:04If an investor
00:26:05Comes across a video
00:26:05Like this online
00:26:06I'm a joke
00:26:07People make money
00:26:09Doing this
00:26:09Think about what you're saying
00:26:11What you're actually saying
00:26:12How much is that doggy
00:26:14In the window
00:26:15Who's the doggy
00:26:16I'm the doggy
00:26:18Alright so you're for sale
00:26:19No
00:26:19No but what you're saying is
00:26:21You can buy me
00:26:23It's just a funny video
00:26:25Except you're not a doggy
00:26:26You're a grown woman
00:26:27So that makes you a what?
00:26:33A prostitute
00:26:36No I am not a prostitute
00:26:38Then stop acting like you are
00:26:40You are blowing this
00:26:40Way out of proportion
00:26:41I am growing my following
00:26:43This brand might sponsor me
00:26:45It's called monetization
00:26:53Come
00:26:55Just
00:27:05Sit
00:27:12You don't need to worry about money
00:27:14I've got money
00:27:16Why haven't we remodeled
00:27:17The living room
00:27:19Or the kitchen
00:27:20Or the master en suite
00:27:22Maybe we will
00:27:23But right now
00:27:24I'm investing in myself
00:27:26In the business
00:27:29And it takes money
00:27:30To make money
00:27:31Then let me chip in
00:27:42You've been a bad
00:27:43Bad dog
00:27:49But fuck
00:27:52Nate had taken over his dad's business
00:27:56How about this
00:27:57How about this
00:27:58Just turn them on
00:27:58Every time
00:27:59You're gonna do what?
00:28:01Work
00:28:03You gotta put on a shelf
00:28:06All right boss
00:28:07But what he didn't realize
00:28:09Is how fucking hard it is
00:28:11To build in Southern California
00:28:14Their wedding was around the corner
00:28:18And Cassie was dreaming big
00:28:22Fuck
00:28:23What the hell?
00:28:32Crazy
00:28:38We'll work
00:28:39We'll work
00:28:40What our country
00:28:42And we'll work
00:28:44What our country
00:28:44It can't pay
00:28:51What's going on?
00:29:03Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:07No.
00:29:086,000.
00:29:09Jesus.
00:29:10Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:12You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:16There's only two things certain in his life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:21Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:26We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:30You don't have to sell me.
00:29:32I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:36Smoothly?
00:29:37Yeah.
00:29:38Take a look at what we've got going on here.
00:29:41These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:45Trust me, Kurt, we're going to make a killing.
00:29:47If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate him.
00:29:53He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:55I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:29:58I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wooden keg or ice luges.
00:30:03I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:05I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
00:30:07Isn't that porn?
00:30:09See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:15I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:18I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:19Wait.
00:30:20Are you really considering this?
00:30:22I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:23Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:25So what would you be posting?
00:30:29Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:33So why would people pay for it?
00:30:35To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:38Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:43They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying,
00:30:48Good morning, handsome.
00:30:49Thinking about you today.
00:30:52That's it?
00:30:54People just want to feel special.
00:31:00Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:05Don't underestimate me.
00:31:24Hey, Kelly.
00:31:34Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:37No.
00:31:40You?
00:31:41Nah.
00:31:44You hear about Jules?
00:31:47No.
00:31:49Don't tell her I told you, but Natty told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:54A sugar baby?
00:31:56A hooker.
00:31:57But there's a difference, right?
00:31:59Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:00It's like having a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:03You ready?
00:32:04Matty worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors,
00:32:08including Dylan Reed.
00:32:16The heartthrob of early nights.
00:32:37The heartthrob of early nights.
00:32:50What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:54The kiss is the button.
00:32:58Let's try.
00:33:01Spinner, kiss her, then the line.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04And action!
00:33:10You're drunk.
00:33:14I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:20Good note.
00:33:22And cut!
00:33:23Where's my iced tea?
00:33:24That was the day.
00:33:26Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:29Hey, Lisa.
00:33:50Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:53Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:00Spenser's office, this is Maddie speaking.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04Yeah, please.
00:34:06I have Annie online, too.
00:34:08I'll pay you.
00:34:12Darling, how are you?
00:34:14How's Baltimore?
00:34:15I was just about to call you.
00:34:17Oh, it's okay.
00:34:23She had good relationships with the town.
00:34:25How long are you going to stay at this thing?
00:34:27It's not a penny.
00:34:27You're getting paid for $50,000 for watching movie.
00:34:30Do I have to stay for a little bit?
00:34:31It should be a long break.
00:34:35The manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:42Five grand for the night.
00:34:47Good money.
00:34:49If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:53Thank you, Mrs. Boucher.
00:34:55The first step, I get it, right?
00:34:57Like, I'm powering my soul.
00:34:58My addiction, my life is manageable.
00:35:00Fine.
00:35:01Step two.
00:35:01Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:04Fine.
00:35:05I get it.
00:35:06Step three.
00:35:09I just...
00:35:11That's hard.
00:35:12Why?
00:35:14Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:17Easy.
00:35:18You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:20That's something that's God.
00:35:21God is good.
00:35:22That is that.
00:35:23You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:27But I did meet this family, and they're super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:34And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:37Well, religious people are happier.
00:35:38That's a fact.
00:35:39Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:40Is just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:42That would be a start.
00:35:43Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:45Like what?
00:35:46Ali, I like girls.
00:35:48What?
00:35:48Does that have to do with anything?
00:35:49Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:53That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:54What?
00:35:54So 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:35:57Okay, look.
00:35:58You're talking about the Israelites.
00:35:59They were on the run.
00:36:00That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:01It wasn't a time for any type of distractions.
00:36:03So being gay is a distraction.
00:36:04If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah.
00:36:06It's a distraction.
00:36:06You don't have time for sex.
00:36:08Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:11They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:14They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:17But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:21The survival of the people was this thing.
00:36:23Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:26Oh, my God.
00:36:27What are you writing?
00:36:27A romance novel?
00:36:28It says men who lay with men.
00:36:30You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:33Yo.
00:36:34I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:38Stop.
00:36:40Dude.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:41This is before the invention of soap germ theory.
00:36:44Antibiotic.
00:36:45Yeah, okay.
00:36:46I get it.
00:36:47You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:48I get it.
00:36:49Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:53What about this?
00:36:54What about that?
00:36:55All kinds of mis-translations.
00:36:56You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:36:59You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:01Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:07Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:08I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible, okay?
00:37:13And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:17God damn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
00:37:19No, no, Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:21Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:23So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:28The miracles have begotten.
00:37:32Amen.
00:37:33Hallelujah.
00:37:37All right.
00:37:46The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:53In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:37:59The earth was about full and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep.
00:38:06And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:11Then God said, let there be light.
00:38:22And there was light.
00:38:27Huh?
00:38:28You're a retard.
00:38:29Laurie needs you.
00:38:30Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:32Alright.
00:38:39Okay.
00:38:40Let's do it.
00:38:43Let's do it.
00:38:46Let's do it.
00:38:51Let's do it.
00:38:55I'm sorry.
00:38:57Let's do it.
00:38:58Let's do it.
00:38:59Let's do it.
00:39:20Yo, hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off the package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:25Wait, for me? Really?
00:39:27Yeah, me.
00:39:28Are you sure?
00:39:28Mm-hmm.
00:39:29Huh?
00:39:30Yeah, and he's a big progress.
00:39:31He'll fuck it up.
00:39:35I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:37You know, for Faye.
00:39:39You know, just do it right.
00:39:42That's sweet.
00:39:45Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:56Hello.
00:39:58I'm out.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:13Yeah.
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:19All right.
00:40:21Yeah.
00:42:02Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:06Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:32Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:47Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:43:16See that? Is that what you call it?
00:43:27Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:30It's up the stairs to the right.
00:43:31Can I sleep?
00:44:07Oh shit, sorry.
00:44:10Actually, could you help me?
00:44:13Yeah, of course I can.
00:44:15Thank you so much.
00:44:27I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:30Oh yeah?
00:44:31It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:35Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:41You think so?
00:44:42Hell yeah.
00:44:43All right, there you go.
00:44:45No problem.
00:44:47So, how do you know Elmo?
00:44:50Oh my God.
00:44:56Oh, my God.
00:44:57Oh my God.
00:45:00Oh my God.
00:45:02Oh my God.
00:45:58She works for Lori.
00:46:13If you walk up in my house, dance with my girls, then you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:21I'm so sorry.
00:46:27That's bloody disrespectful, little lady.
00:46:30I got that new bash, babe.
00:46:38This will hit the spot.
00:46:49I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.
00:46:54This is my little slice of heaven.
00:46:57Now, with all these girls, they're demons.
00:47:01Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:04What business are you in?
00:47:06Well, this is a girl.
00:47:08Yeah, yeah.
00:47:10Now, I'm just curious.
00:47:15I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:21More valuable than gold, oil, uranium, combined.
00:47:28I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:32Oh, shit.
00:47:33My men.
00:47:35Hell yeah.
00:47:39See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:43I've seen it.
00:47:45Pussy.
00:47:47That thing between your legs.
00:47:49Got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:50So, I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register.
00:47:57Ka-ching.
00:47:59Ka-ching.
00:48:02Got motherfucking shit.
00:48:06Oh, man.
00:48:07Well, I came to the right fucking house, then.
00:48:09That's right.
00:48:10I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:13I own and operate five of the dirtiest and selectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:19Like, I'm fully nude.
00:48:21And I always nude.
00:48:23Ain't that right, B?
00:48:26Yes.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:32That's like my dream job.
00:48:34Oh.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You wanna be a hoe?
00:48:38No, man.
00:48:38No, no, no, no.
00:48:39I mean, like, how would I say, you know?
00:48:43Like, uh, troubleshoot.
00:48:47Troubleshoot?
00:48:50Troublemaking.
00:48:51I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:52I see.
00:48:53You okay, wanna?
00:49:01I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:05What?
00:49:06You see, bitch?
00:49:07You got a freak up in here.
00:49:10I'm begging you.
00:49:12Hire me.
00:49:12Come on, man.
00:49:14Please.
00:49:16Don't you work for that crack of lorry?
00:49:17Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:23Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:30Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:35That's right, baby.
00:49:36That's right.
00:49:37That's right.
00:49:38That's right.
00:49:39Show daddy.
00:49:41Does she always like this?
00:49:43Look away.
00:49:43Oh.
00:49:45Oh.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:47Oh.
00:50:00Oh.
00:50:02Oh.
00:50:03Oh.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:23How's it feel?
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:33Are you happy?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:38Good.
00:50:43So, I'm queuing.
00:50:46Talk about blooding?
00:50:49What part?
00:50:52Florals?
00:50:53Jesus Christ.
00:50:56So, I have an idea.
00:50:57I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:01Will you just listen?
00:51:02$2,000. I understand.
00:51:04$5,000? Fine.
00:51:06$50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
00:51:11That's insane.
00:51:13Well...
00:51:15I might have a solution.
00:51:19Is it less flowers?
00:51:21No.
00:51:22Is it less money?
00:51:25No.
00:51:26And there's no discussion?
00:51:32What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:36What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:38You don't have any money.
00:51:41I can make it.
00:51:45Doing what?
00:51:48So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:51And there's a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:01How?
00:52:05Only fans.
00:52:07Only fans.
00:52:12The porn website.
00:52:15See?
00:52:15No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:18You actually just...
00:52:19You want to do porn.
00:52:22You want to do porn?
00:52:22Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:24It's really fascinating.
00:52:25You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:31I will if I have to.
00:52:37Absolutely not.
00:52:39Absolutely not.
00:52:40No.
00:52:43Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:48Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:55So, what are you trying to say?
00:52:58That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:09I'm trading water right now.
00:53:12I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:16I've got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commission is trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:22And Kurt, well, I'm just not sure if now is the right time to invest.
00:53:27Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:31Baby.
00:53:32Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:35It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:37I just...
00:53:39I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:42What's the starting line?
00:53:43What about the finish line?
00:53:44It's in view.
00:53:45It is in view.
00:53:46We are so close.
00:53:47We're so close.
00:53:51This is going to be our moment.
00:53:52My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:56Surrounded by my friends.
00:53:59Family.
00:54:01And $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:25What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:28Pretty ones.
00:54:29Yes.
00:54:31Yes.
00:54:33Yes.
00:54:48You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:00Tish?
00:55:15She's late with that, man.
00:55:29She's safe.
00:55:32Sabotage my shit.
00:55:33Is that what she did?
00:55:34She put your ass up to this?
00:55:35I swear to God, I just...
00:55:36I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:38I didn't pack it.
00:55:39I didn't open it.
00:55:39I had no idea.
00:55:43I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:46You tell me.
00:55:49It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but...
00:55:51I just, when we were talking, I thought that, I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:03Yeah?
00:56:03Yeah.
00:56:04I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:07She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, patting my intestines and going across the border.
00:56:13It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:14It's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:17And she just saved fucking high school.
00:56:19Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:21Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then, like, my mom found it and she flushed it down
00:56:26the toilet.
00:56:26I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better.
00:56:30But the point is, Lori came back and she said that I owed her $100,000.
00:56:34And I have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:41So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I thought, I don't know,
00:56:48maybe this is God.
00:56:51I mean, maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to
00:56:57or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own little
00:57:09size of heaven.
00:57:14So, you believe in God?
00:57:19Yes, sir.
00:57:25Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:07Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:16If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:21If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:43I'd stay real still.
00:59:10Oh, my God.
00:59:15Oh, my God.
01:00:02Oh, my God.
01:00:38Oh, my God.
01:00:45Oh, my God.
01:01:21Oh, my God.
01:01:46Oh, my God.
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