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00:13No, no, I know how busy you are, so that you could come through like that really means
00:19a lot.
00:20I appreciate you.
00:21Ashley appreciates it, too.
00:25You're the man, David.
00:28What's that?
00:30Free round of golf?
00:31Yeah.
00:32Yeah, any time outside of peak hours.
00:36Oh, Saturday morning?
00:38Yeah, I can make that work.
00:40I got you.
00:41Okay.
00:41Yeah, I gotta go.
00:43What's that?
00:43Yeah, free round of golf means a full foursome.
00:46That's right.
00:46Okay, thanks.
00:48You really need to stop drinking that.
00:51Full of sugar.
00:54Where's Burberry?
00:58What are you talking about?
00:59He's home with you.
01:00No, he was with you.
01:03Burberry?
01:04Burberry!
01:06Burberry!
01:07Burberry!
01:08Burberry!
01:25Burberry!
01:26Burberry!
01:28Burberry!
01:29Burberry!
01:30Burberry!
01:30I've got a monkey!
01:32Burberry, mommy loves you!
01:35Burberry!
01:37Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
01:53Burberry!
02:07Burberry!
02:09Burberry!
02:10Burberry!
02:15Burberry!
02:17Burberry!
02:19Burberry!
02:21Burberry!
02:22Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:23Burberry!
02:24I'm going to warm up
02:25with chestnut loaf pate.
02:28Do dogs like that?
02:28No, it's for you, handsome.
02:30Be back in 30.
02:31No, I really should get going.
02:33Don't move a muscle.
02:34And let me know when you get to the Hispanic
02:36walking down the street.
02:39Oh, that's me.
02:43You're Greek.
02:48Beverly!
02:49It's your father!
02:52Barbara!
02:54What's Amber saying?
02:55She just said that a dog was found
02:57at the gas station like an hour ago.
02:59Okay.
02:59All right, do you want to update?
03:00But that's what I'm doing.
03:01Why I'm on my phone is I'm updating my next door post.
03:04Oh, my God!
03:05Childish Gambino just shared my post on his story.
03:08Well, I've got all of Ojai PD and FD on it.
03:12Thank you for doing that.
03:13Yeah, it's just a little tricky juggling.
03:16Okay.
03:18Hello?
03:19Hi, is this Ukraine?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, I'm afraid I think that you're going to hear
03:23a brown dachshund, 12 years old.
03:25They have them?
03:26Yes.
03:26Yes, that's...
03:28Yes!
03:29Yes!
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Thank you so much.
03:32Ojai Valley Animal Shelter.
03:33Oh, man.
03:34I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:37That's very cool about Gambino.
03:47Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:48Sorry.
03:48Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:49We just spoke about our dachshund.
03:50Yes.
03:51Lindsay Crane.
03:51Yes.
03:52Yeah, I saw Gambino's story.
03:53He's so sick.
03:54Yeah, yeah, he's the best.
03:55Is Burberry okay?
03:56Yeah, he's great.
03:57He's just a little scratched up, but I mean, I feel it could have been worse.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01You guys just sit tight, okay?
04:02I'm going to go grab him, and then we'll fill out some forms.
04:04You'll be on your way, okay?
04:05Oh, my God.
04:05You're the man.
04:06Amazing.
04:07Can I send me an eagle?
04:08Come here.
04:09See?
04:10It's okay, babe.
04:11Everything's going to be okay.
04:12Yeah.
04:12Everything's going to be all right.
04:13I can't believe that happened.
04:15Yeah, me neither.
04:16Me neither.
04:18Yeah, we've got to figure out a system where we keep the doors closed, you know?
04:22Yeah.
04:24I mean, you don't worry about that now.
04:27It's not your fault.
04:30All right, all right.
04:31Here he is.
04:33Nice to have a happy ending once in a while.
04:37No, no, that's not our dog.
04:38That's not our dog.
04:39Uh, what?
04:42Are you sure?
04:43Yeah, for sure.
04:44It's not our dog.
04:44Can you, um, can you check?
04:46Do you have another dachshund?
04:47No.
04:47No, this is the only dachshund in a 60-mile radius.
04:50200 if you're talking puberty.
04:52Oh, my God.
04:53All right, thank you.
04:54Let's go.
04:54This isn't a no-kill shelter.
04:57Excuse me?
04:57What does that mean?
04:59What if you tried fostering for a few days?
05:03Just to try it out.
05:04Bro, we're very overcrowded, okay?
05:07And, um, you know, they do say that most dogs won't be found after the first 48 hours.
05:12So in the scenario that you don't find your dog, well, you'll have this guy.
05:17He looks just like him.
05:18And in the other scenario, your dog will have a new best friend.
05:21And either way, in both scenarios, his dog is still alive.
05:41Go away, it's not you.
06:11It's not you.
06:12What?
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:25What the fuck is your problem?
06:27Um, you know what? I'm not going to argue. I'm just going to present the facts.
06:32I remember I noticed this mug that you left here on the table,
06:36and I distinctly remember staring at a closed door and thinking,
06:42don't nag Josh about this.
06:44And yet you did. Where was Burberry when you left?
06:47Like I said before, he was eating his breakfast like he does every morning at 9 a.m.
06:54Well, that's not true, actually. He doesn't do that every day.
06:57Just the other day, he woke up at 4 a.m. to eat. Right?
07:00Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about? 4 a.m. is the middle of the night.
07:03The middle of the night is midnight. That's why it's called midnight.
07:06Okay, so you're saying that people stay up to celebrate New Year's Eve in the middle of the night.
07:12What does that have to do with what we're talking about?
07:15You're assuming that this is my fault.
07:18You do this shit all the time.
07:19Oh, my God, you're fucking delusional.
07:20You know, you do this. You always need someone to blame,
07:23so you distort reality to build some absurd narrative.
07:26No, no, no, I'm not distorting anything.
07:27I'm just pointing out a pattern of behavior.
07:28Do you not remember my mother's fucking stroke?
07:32Oh, my God. I forgot her seizure meds once.
07:35Once is all it takes?
07:35She was fine. We've been over this.
07:37I just assumed that when you said you were past it, we actually had moved past.
07:40No, I am. I'm past it.
07:42I'm just saying that I have to clean up after your mess all the time,
07:45and it's fucking exhausting.
07:46So when you got back, did you check every room and everything?
07:49No, obviously I didn't, because Barry's never not sprinted to the door
07:52the moment we get home, so obviously I assumed he was with you.
07:56Um, not so. Top Gun Maverick?
07:59Hello? Do you not remember coming home late to Burberry
08:02sound asleep in bed with his monkey?
08:04I even took a picture. I think I still have it.
08:07First of all, that was bullet train.
08:09I didn't get to go see Top Gun Maverick at the theater
08:12because you had COVID.
08:12I knew you'd hold this against me.
08:14I got COVID at your stupid fucking mezcal night.
08:17Oh, is it stupid now?
08:19You are so full of shit, you couldn't get enough of mezcal mezcal night.
08:23I remember distinctly because I fell asleep to After Sun and woke up to you crying.
08:27Okay, so do you also remember us coming home very late in the middle of the night
08:31to Burberry not sprinting to our feet because he was stuck in the laundry closet?
08:36Oh, not so, not so. Hello?
08:38That was more like 5 a.m., thank you very much.
08:40And if I remember correctly, he was stuck in there
08:42because you kept telling me for three months that you would buy a doorstop
08:45and I kept saying, let me just order one on Amazon
08:47and you freaked out because it would be undermining your vision.
08:51Oh, you fucked up.
08:52You fucked up. This is good.
08:54Alice?
08:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, hold on.
08:56What?
08:56Ah, April 16, 2022, aged brass, traditional 4-inch doorstop
09:03and I actually said, I think I can make this work
09:06and ordered it for you, you goddamn fucking idiot.
09:10This is childish.
09:13You believe whatever you want, Lindsay?
09:15I know that I didn't leave the store with you.
09:17Well, I didn't, so I know you did leave it open.
09:20Josh?
09:21Go into the club, buddy. I'll be right back. You're safe.
09:25Is that so hard?
09:27Oh, you're going to throw yourself into work like you did with your mum
09:29because you don't know how to process feelings!
09:34This is passion. Perfect timing.
09:37There you go, my lady. You look beautiful today.
09:40How are we doing? Good? Good, Chris?
09:41All right, hey.
09:43Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
09:44It's been a minute there.
09:45Another Long Island. Can I get you another one?
09:47I'm going to get you another one.
09:49Another round for the whole table. How about that?
09:51On the house. On the house.
09:52Yes. That's how we do it.
09:54Hi. How are you doing?
09:55Ooh. Are we loving the scones?
09:58Are we loving them?
09:59Good. Loving the scones.
10:01God, I love that face.
10:03How are you real? I still can't believe it.
10:06I'm going to be so fucking dirty with you tonight.
10:08Yes.
10:09My man.
10:10Hey, what?
10:11Well, you've got your car out front whenever you're ready.
10:14I went ahead and did a quick detail.
10:16That's why I'm like...
10:16That's why my pants are wet.
10:19How are we doing? We all done here?
10:20Hey, Josh, man. How are you holding up?
10:22Oh, my God. We heard about Burberry. We are so, so sorry.
10:26It's fine. It's sad. But, you know, shit happens. It's okay.
10:29Sit down, man. You've been through a lot.
10:32Thank you. No, no, I can't. Sorry.
10:33I've got to go check on the lockers. They haven't really been tidying them up lately, so I've got to
10:36go see a little...
10:37Hey, can we get Josh and Negroni? That's your drink, right?
10:39Seriously, I'm good. I'm good.
10:41He'll have two Negronis.
10:42It's all about work-life balance, man.
10:46It's so true.
10:46No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Work's really good for me. It's good for me.
10:49Not today. It's not. Oh, I know.
10:50Babe, are you okay if I whisk Joshua Wright tonight on the PJ?
10:55I know we've got plans, and I want those plans.
10:57Oh, no. Please go. You guys need your boy's time. I'll be here waiting for you.
11:01I freaking love you. I freaking love her.
11:03All right, listen, listen. I've got the perfect idea. Wheels up and forth.
11:14Okay.
11:17Okay, fuck it.
11:22Okay, well, I will say, officer, I think it's actually a very good use of police time.
11:26Sorry, excuse me. And I was actually told that Josh had connected with you, so this is illuminating.
11:31Okay, goodbye. Hello. Sorry. Oh, that's lovely.
11:33Hi.
11:34Lindsay. Oh, my God.
11:37I got your email blast. I can't even.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Are you okay?
11:41Uh, no, I'm not. Do you mind putting up some of these?
11:46Oh, sure. Of course.
11:49I was thinking, all right, one here, and then, like, a couple about there.
11:52I can do it if it's easier.
11:54No.
11:54No, no, no. You just go do what you gotta do. I will put these up.
11:58Okay.
11:59Thank you. Thanks.
12:00Sorry, excuse me, excuse me. Thank you.
12:30I really should get back to Linz. How long is this gonna be?
12:33I don't know, and you, it's probably gonna be a while.
12:36I'm so sorry. Thank you so much for this. I just feel like I'm feeling bad that I left Lindsay
12:40back there, you know?
12:41Yeah. Let's go back, then. I'll walk you to the plane.
12:44I swear, man, if you're bringing me to the Rhino again, I'm gonna walk straight out.
12:49You think I'd be talking to you if we were at the Rhino?
12:51No. Oh, shit. We're in your chalet?
12:55Yep.
12:56This does not bode well.
13:02Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
13:07Do it. Do it.
13:18Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
13:25It's Han Zimmer. I gotta take this. Enjoy. Now. Enjoy.
13:30Hey, Josh. Hey. Hey, don't you own a mini-move? I do. You should come up.
13:38Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. No. Okay.
13:47Excuse me. Hello. Hi. I'm sorry to bother. Have you seen this dog?
13:55What? Ashley! Hey! I'm gonna... Come over!
14:07We saw your post and we figured we'd come out.
14:10That's so incredibly nice of you. You're literally the only ones who've come out.
14:15We really love dogs.
14:17Yeah, they're the best.
14:18Someone found his collar near Ohio Montgomery.
14:21Maybe someone found him then?
14:23Do you know how he got out?
14:25I'm pretty sure Josh left the door open.
14:28I mean, he swears he didn't.
14:31Oh, I don't know. Maybe it was me.
14:35God, if this is my fault.
14:37I mean, he's just an innocent little dog, you know.
14:40All he wanted was to make us happy.
14:42He probably ran out the door to find us because he fucking hates being alone.
14:46If he's dead and it's my fault, I just... I don't know. I don't even know.
14:50No, no, no. Don't think like that. We'll help you look however long it takes.
14:57I gotta get back to the club for a session. I don't think it'll help too long.
15:01You go back. I can oop her home.
15:03No, no, no, no. You don't need to do that.
15:06Yeah, I don't think that's the best idea.
15:08Austin, I can meet you back at home. I really want to do this.
15:12I guess I could drive her back. I'll have her back by curfew.
15:20I just want to show you to take it easy. Yeah?
15:24At this one time, I thought I lost my keys, and then they just, like, appeared out of nowhere.
15:30Oh.
15:32Can I help you with those?
15:33Um, yeah.
15:35Um, except I've done this whole street, so there's no points.
15:38You know, I need to go all the way to the end.
15:40Everybody on this block is just fucking easy.
15:43Woo!
15:44Lay back.
15:49Lay back.
15:53Lay back.
15:55I'll give you lay back.
15:59It's good, isn't it?
16:01Lay back.
16:05Lay back.
16:09Lay back.
16:10We'll give you lay back.
16:14Under and under and under and under and under and under.
16:18The smell of repetition really is on you.
16:22And when you feel this way, I'll really look with you.
16:26A-I-S-S-I-N-G-S-E-S-I-N-G.
16:32E-C-A-S-I-O-V-O-K-E-I-O-Q-U-M-E.
16:46Bye.
16:50Stuck in Utah with Troy and Hot Chip.
16:54We'll explain later.
16:56Can you fucking believe it?
16:59I mean, he's off traipsing around doing his usual GM bullshit fucking nonsense with Troy,
17:04while you, the fucking Gen Z employee, no offense, are out here in the middle of nowhere with me.
17:10Fuck him.
17:10I hate that guy.
17:12No offense.
17:13No, fuck him.
17:13Fuck him.
17:14We'll find Burberry on our own.
17:17Okay, so someone heard a bark over here, a branch, in my least,
17:20and then that nice portly lady heard tapping at the door here.
17:23So if we triangulate from where his collar was found, which is here,
17:27and given the fact that he hates the cold,
17:29he would head towards the area last touched by the sun,
17:31which is here, right?
17:35Yeah.
17:36Yeah, of course.
17:38Wait.
17:40No, yeah, that's right.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42I've gone mad, haven't I?
17:44No.
17:45No, I, I, uh, I totally get it.
17:50I just went through a hell thing.
17:52Oh, God, yes.
17:53Josh said he sent David for you.
17:56That was so nice of him.
17:58So what happened?
18:00Uh, I had to have an ovary removed.
18:04You had an ovary removed?
18:07Yeah, and, you know, it, it makes having a kid a lot harder, obviously,
18:11and I, I definitely want to be a mom,
18:13so I totally get, like, being overwhelmed when you lose something important.
18:19Well, I guess it's a good thing you got that health insurance, then.
18:23Right?
18:24Thank you for understanding.
18:26Yeah.
18:27I just know that Barry's still out there, and I'm not going to stop looking.
18:30Honestly, it's the healthiest thing you can do, probably.
18:34Yeah, well, I'm out of practice in that regard, trusting myself.
18:38What?
18:39No way.
18:40You're, you're so confident and independent.
18:44I'm honestly so impressed you're out here on your own.
18:46I'd be a mess.
18:52Are you okay?
18:54Do you, do you want to talk?
18:57No, I'm fine.
18:58It's just, you know, typical marriage stuff.
19:03Does Josh not treat you well?
19:06Well, it's complicated.
19:09That night we saw you two fighting, does that happen often?
19:14No.
19:16No, I mean, not like that.
19:19Does he make you do things you don't want to do, like, financially?
19:24What are you suggesting?
19:26Nothing.
19:27Nothing, I, I just know that money is the main thing that Austin and I argue about.
19:32Yeah.
19:35Well, that never really goes away.
19:37Anyway, it's getting late.
19:38I've still got to check the hiking trails.
19:40I'm going to call you an Uber.
19:41Where are we?
19:42Look, look, I, I know I don't know you very well, but you seem, like, so perfect.
19:50And, like, I, I, I don't know your guys' history or whatever, but Josh kind of doesn't deserve you.
19:55You know, like, if he wants to be in Utah or threaten you or, like, be all shady and stuff,
20:01then you should just kick him to the curb because, because you're awesome.
20:06You know, and you're, you're so pretty.
20:08Like, you could have anybody you want.
20:11You're just being nice.
20:12No, I mean it.
20:13I literally hope I look half as good as you when I'm your age.
20:19Let's get you home.
20:31Can I interest you in a light cap?
20:34Oh, no thanks.
20:35I'm all good.
20:36Sure.
20:36It's a Yamasaki 25 single malt.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Here, I'll have a little bit.
20:46Cheers.
20:47Cheers.
21:09Hey, you're up too, huh?
21:11Yeah.
21:11Yeah.
21:14I hate turbulence.
21:16Rocky Mountains, huh?
21:21Hey, thanks again for tonight.
21:23That was so much fun.
21:26No, really, I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
21:29My pleasure.
21:31Sometimes you just got to recharge with the boys so you can plug back into the Matrix.
21:37Ain't that the truth.
21:41Hey.
21:42Huh?
21:43How are you and Ava?
21:45Are you guys happy?
21:46Oh, yeah.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Good sex and good food.
21:51All you need for a successful marriage.
21:54That's great.
21:55That's really good.
22:01You and Lindsey good?
22:03Ups and downs.
22:05Got it.
22:07So the sex is bad.
22:09How's the food?
22:10We order DoorDash every day.
22:13These apps are killing us, man.
22:18Fucking killing us.
22:20Do you think that I've changed since I've been with Lindsey?
22:24Oh, yeah.
22:25Oh, yeah.
22:25Big time.
22:26Big time.
22:28You kind of sucked before then.
22:31I wasn't that bad.
22:33You were hooking up with a new girl every week like a goddamn coyote.
22:42Yeah, but did I seem happier?
22:45Depends on how you define happy.
22:47Hey, every relationship goes to rough patches.
22:53Lindsey's good for you, man.
22:55When you started at the club, you were an aimless kid.
22:58And now, you know, you're like this GM head honcho, dude.
23:03Can't throw away someone who's made you better.
23:07I get it, man.
23:09I get it.
23:11Oh, fuck.
23:12We all get tempted, man.
23:15What?
23:18Ashley?
23:20Bev Card, the office associate, you think I don't know?
23:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
23:24It's nothing like that.
23:25Okay, so now you're going to outplay the player?
23:28Dude.
23:28Heard you fired Deb for that shit.
23:31You think I don't know this?
23:32No, you really don't know.
23:34I'm not saying I'm not proud of you.
23:36I'm just saying you've got to be more careful with that stuff.
23:39Same sitch with my first wife.
23:41Remember Nicole from my office, huh?
23:46The moment you finish, you're going to want Lindsey back.
23:51Trust.
23:53Don't shit where you eat.
23:56Okay.
23:58Unless you really got to go.
24:01Then I just, you know.
24:09Burberry!
24:14Burberry!
24:21Treats!
24:23Treats!
24:26Where are you?
24:27Mummy's got treats!
24:30Treats!
24:59Mum!
25:00Burberry!
25:02Burberry!
25:02I'm coming!
25:04Burberry!
25:05Mummy!
25:07Where are you?
25:08Mary!
25:09Can you hear me?
25:10Mary!
25:11Ha!
25:14shitty noise
25:17Stay away, stay away, stay away, I know this isn't your fault, we took your land, stay away, fuck off
25:31Coyote, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, stay away.
25:50Oh my God.
26:03Oh God, is he okay?
26:06They're operating on him now, he got bitten pretty badly.
26:11Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery? I called ahead to put in a good word.
26:15Yeah, it's Kemper, thank you for doing that.
26:19Okay, of course.
26:24He's gonna be okay, he's gonna be okay.
26:36I'm sorry I left the door open.
26:43It's probably me.
26:47Are you okay?
26:52No.
26:53I'm not.
26:58This isn't working.
27:00I know, I know.
27:04We need a divorce.
27:11I know.
27:18I'm so sorry.
27:21I'm so sorry.
27:23I know.
27:26I know.
27:42My heart's...
27:43I'm free, so tell me what's wrong with the feeling, I'm a flower, you're the bee, it's what you're just
27:58you and me, I'm in love, I'm alive, I belong to the stars and sky,
28:10let's begin the chaos from my life, put my hand in bows, baby, it's the people I've died, I want
28:20real love, baby, who don't leave me waiting, I got real love, baby, waiting till you take me, I want
28:30real love, baby,
28:31There's a world inside me
28:34That we just use it
28:36Just before I'm in
28:38Our arms
28:40I'm free
28:42So tell me what's wrong with
28:45Feel it
28:47I'm in power
28:49You're the need
28:51It's not sure
28:54When you're free
28:56I'm in love
28:58I'm in life
29:01I'm alone
29:03To the stars
29:05The sky
29:06Let's forget
29:08We are
29:09We're back
29:10With my hand and close
29:13Baby
29:14It's the deep of the fire
29:16I want to be in love
29:18Baby
29:19Don't leave me waiting
29:21I got me in love
29:23Baby
29:23Baby
29:35It's the deep of the fire
29:37It's the deep of the fire
29:38It's the deep of the fire
29:40It's the deep of the fire
29:40It's the deep of the fire
29:40It's the deep of the fire
29:40It's the deep of the fire
29:41It's the deep of the fire
29:41It's the deep of the fire
29:42It's the deep of the fire
29:42It's the deep of the fire
29:47It's the deep of the fire
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