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00:00The End
00:00The End
00:00The End
00:06I want to fucker
00:08I want to fucker
00:10I want to fucker
00:13I want to fucker
00:24Just packing
00:42I hear that, I really do
00:43It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid
00:45So I've got to stick with family
00:46Well you could have stuck with the family yesterday
00:48But now you've got to deal with the shitstorm you created
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like
00:53The whole action and routine
00:54I reckon it will help them visualise me as bod
00:57Okay, well there is a lot of chatter
00:58Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane
01:01This could cost you the role
01:03Fuck
01:05Huh
01:06Saju
01:08Mommy we met Felicia
01:10This is the team
01:11This is your agent
01:15Hi
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea
01:19No, give me a ticket
01:21Felicia
01:21Zulfika
01:22What's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bon
01:25That horny auntie is waiting for you
01:27You're a disgrace
01:28Felicia
01:28You're going to get him the job, yes
01:30If it kills me
01:33My Shahjee is just perfect for the job, I'll tell you why
01:35Okay
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say
01:37Mama, I want a licence to kill
01:40Remember Shahjee?
01:41No, how specific
01:42I don't remember that
01:43Oh
01:44Oh look, he's got them retired
01:45How?
01:46Just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye bye Felicia
01:48Okay
01:48You're a black lady
01:51You're a black lady
01:54Sorry
01:55You are a black lady
01:57I know
02:02What the fuck is this?
02:03You tell me
02:10Oh you know what, I can't get into this right now
02:12Okay listen, none of this
02:13None of this matters
02:14Okay, no one reads the fucking news
02:16However
02:17This
02:18Is
02:19A big problem
02:20The person you assaulted
02:21You broke his arm
02:22And now he wants an apology
02:23Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head
02:26But now he's coming for you
02:27With 200,000 followers
02:29And counting
02:29Young and brown
02:30Your core fan base
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object Felicia
02:35It was a can of spray paint Shahjee
02:38Yeah, in hindsight
02:39I mean the worst he could have done was tag you
02:41Okay fine, just give him his apology
02:42Okay good
02:43Alright, so how are you going to do?
02:44Oh no, you have to apologise
02:46On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges
02:49Listen, it's Ian so I've got to stick with the family
02:51My mum usually hosts
02:53But I fucked that up this time
02:54That's on me
02:55So I can't be dealing with this
02:56I have to be with the fan today
02:57I have to make it right
02:58This is about your career Shah
03:00Your credibility in your community
03:02For the people that you say you're doing all of this for
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here
03:13Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night
03:18You might have heard about it or seen it
03:21Well, I lived it
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment
03:24I wasn't thinking at all
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct
03:30Community
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me
03:33And I would never take it for granted
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me
03:38Than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way
03:44Hurts me deeply
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good, yeah
03:50So you've come to visit us lowly villagers
03:53Yeah, you've come to visit us lowly villagers
03:54Oxford educated
03:56But no sense
03:57Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him
04:00Come, let's take a selfie
04:03And I want you to know
04:04That I'm going to do everything in my power
04:06To make up for it
04:07And to make it rightful
04:09Right?
04:10You should have won black
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal witches' gold palace
04:16Hmm?
04:18Eid is my day
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy
04:21It's mine
04:21And she took it
04:23Oh
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:28What?
04:38What?
04:41What?
04:43What?
04:45What?
04:46What?
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show
04:48If we just
04:49Come on
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Naughty Naila
04:54Naughty Naila
04:54Oh my God
04:56Naughty Naila
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style
05:00Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy
05:02Checking herself out in the mirror
05:04To come host her own party
05:05Eid Mubarak
05:06Such a beautiful woman
05:08Thank you so much for having me
05:15Mmm
05:19Samina
05:20Eid Mubarak
05:21Eid Mubarak
05:22Eid Mubarak
05:23So happy you could come
05:25We've decided to co-host this year
05:27His brother, you've done it, Tahira
05:29But you know Naughty Naila
05:31How is she?
05:32How is she?
05:32She's not able to do it
05:34She's not able to do it
05:35I'm not able to do it
05:35I'm not able to do it
05:39I'm not able to do it
05:40Eat it in the garden
05:42Please eat it
05:43Eid Mubarak
05:45Eid Mubarak
05:46Eid Mubarak
05:46What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight
05:49Okay
05:50Don't leave my sight
05:52Eid Mubarak
05:53Thank you
05:55Hello ladies
05:56Eid Mubarak
05:57Eid Mubarak
06:23Eid Mubarak
06:26Eid Mubarak
06:27Eid Mubarak
06:52Eid Mubarak
06:55Keith says he's gone mental
06:56Eid Mubarak
06:57Eid Mubarak
06:59Eid Mubarak
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later
07:25This is not going away
07:26Hi everyone, Shah Latif here
07:29Now last night at the King's Museum
07:31A brother and I came into conflict
07:33Now I should not have reacted the way that I did
07:37And the brother in question perhaps should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he
07:43did
07:43Eid Mubarak
07:44Eid Mubarak
08:11Eid Mubarak
08:20Eid Mubarak
08:22Eid Mubarak
08:24Eid Mubarak
08:24Eid Mubarak
08:25Eid Mubarak
08:25Eid Mubarak
08:28Eid Mubarak
08:38Eid Mubarak
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please, please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.
08:52My name! My name is Salim!
09:00Salim! My child!
09:05Salim!
09:11Salim!
09:29Peter!
09:34Look, Mr. Zobai.
09:36Look at him, the dancing monkey...
09:39...doing his mother's dirty bidding...
09:41...making Russian prostitutes pregnant. Look!
09:43No, he's not, Mummy. That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at that fresh prey.
09:50Zulfi. Weakest of us all.
09:54Don't leave. Shahju, she's coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shahbeta, can I borrow your mummy for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just gonna...
10:01Okay, okay. No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:04Let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:15People want more community-driven rideshare options.
10:17Yes, Salim!
10:18Yes!
10:19What are you saying, bro?
10:19Yes!
10:20Look at this guy!
10:21You good?
10:21Yeah! Come, join us, man!
10:23Join us!
10:23I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:26Thank you, thank you.
10:27Yeah, that's how I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah?
10:30You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings.
10:37Try it, man.
10:37Try it.
10:38And that guy's arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
10:50Muba!
10:50Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:57If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what was the...
11:06What's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever.
11:11No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
11:15It was just a bit of violent disorder.
11:17It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
11:19It was really beautiful, in a way.
11:20He's a ride or die and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:23No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:30Sorry, just...
11:30I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than, sort of, Series A.
11:35See this conversation here?
11:36This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And in fact, I'll be honest with you, it's too close.
11:43Okay, give me back my dildos then.
11:47Even for me personally, the most important quality about MUBA is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
11:58That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service.
12:08That's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best, hospitality.
12:12That's our culture.
12:12One might say, the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16Hmm.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17Gonna present it to the guys, see what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this...
12:21You're trying to get investment from Dubai?
12:25Yeah?
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You good?
12:28Nah, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the, you know, more like,
12:32with the...
12:33But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy gonna do in Dubai, mate?
12:35He ain't gonna let you in, bro.
12:37You don't wanna go there, mate.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Remember that.
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff like that.
12:45There was no need.
12:47It was good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not gonna work.
12:51First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:01What the?
13:02First class intazam kiya, Naila.
13:04Hmm.
13:05Sano se tum si isi kha.
13:07Next year, Edis back at yours, na?
13:08No, absolutely, yes.
13:10Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
13:13Tahira, bura mat maano.
13:15Sab kush teek hai, kar me?
13:19Huh, kyu?
13:20No.
13:21No, nothing.
13:22It's because, uh...
13:24I was watching Shaanju and I thought...
13:28I worry for him.
13:29For all of you.
13:30It's so much pressure.
13:32That's very kind of you to worry.
13:34I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shaanjan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukaiya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, na?
13:52And Bichariya, I don't see.
13:54She doesn't know anything.
13:55She was...
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:08Really.
14:13It's all good.
14:15It's first class.
14:38Oh!
14:39Oh, my God.
14:42You, uh...
14:44Oh, my God.
14:44Oh!
14:46Yeah.
14:47Yeah.
15:00He is amazing.
15:02What is that?
15:06Why...
15:07Why?
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late.
15:22Okay?
15:28For fuck's sake.
15:47Am I interacting, Sammy?
15:50Yeah.
15:51A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:57Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:06Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Charles?
16:09I'm chill.
16:10I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why don't I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Charles?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never...
16:16Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here,
16:20this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify,
16:22you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, fuck's sake.
16:27Yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone,
16:34but let's just be real about what this is
16:36because this is, this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro?
16:41You, you live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life.
16:45You have fucking house keys, car keys,
16:48so, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute
16:55and offer maybe a different perspective
16:56from my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right?
17:03All right.
17:04Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity
17:09about where you both stand.
17:11All right?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:16Instead of it going green, it goes gray.
17:19What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really?
17:25Yeah.
17:26Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi?
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Salim, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully,
17:54but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58I won't be seated.
17:58But where's by?
17:59Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond,
18:16an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latifah's exchanging his political art
18:20for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men
18:24who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic
18:30to look more white.
18:40Come on.
18:43Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa Allah.
18:48Allahu Akbar.
18:54Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night
18:58at the King's Museum
18:59that was both unfortunate and avoidable.
19:01And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
19:04you fucking pathetic.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:10Alhamdulillahirrabbilalameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum,
19:14I fucked up a guy running at me
19:16with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one
19:18who has to apologize.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career
19:29and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little TikTok,
19:32you little...
19:38Assamuya Allah, Uliman Hamidah.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah.
20:10Hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:15Actually...
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say
20:18I am so, so sorry
20:22for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it
20:32in your heart to...
20:35Please forgive me.
20:36Yo, man.
20:37I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers,
20:43but then the fact you called, man...
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up
20:47the whole day.
20:47Can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me
20:54what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I...
21:04I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember,
21:10keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14I will do.
21:15All right.
21:16See you.
21:16See you.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:38Move.
21:39Why was he praying on a chair already?
21:41Oh, you want to sit down?
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how you're breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48Well, now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero
21:54and you're never around.
21:54All right.
21:55All right.
21:56Calm down, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Do you get?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic
22:12and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, please.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shabbat, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around.
22:17That's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shabbat, you?
22:20Huh?
22:20Shabbat, you?
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people
22:27if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:29Hey, I'm all.
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweating old minicap driver.
22:38Hey, shut up.
22:38He's a leech, man.
22:41He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42Why are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirp your little sister.
22:47What?
22:48Only chirp.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to it.
22:59You're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, he's not.
23:10Chalo, Shahjoo.
23:11Nigel, what are you talking about?
23:13Why are you saying Nigel Jiao to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking,
23:32bitch-up-back-y, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:34Oh, I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:38It's not fair.
24:03No, no, no, no.
24:05No, no, no.
24:06No, no.
24:07Yeah, be a
24:14Thakha
24:21Do pealai bhar ke dhe saaqi mein ee gulfan ki
24:26Eek apne naam ki aur ee ka lahanaan ki
24:30Mait dhe puri timna ispil e naakam ki
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