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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Season 1 (HDR) - Episode 02: Hard Salt Beef
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00:08Oh
00:13You you might not remember him but um stay there I'm coming back. It was a true night
00:22Different than other men yeah
00:26He had a peaceable nature
00:30Quiet and humble a veteran of a hundred wars, but an enemy to none
00:39He always knew what was expected of him
00:43He never complained
00:47Even as he was dying he he just
00:52He just got on with it
00:57He he meant to be a benefit to those around him
01:03It did not make him rich he he held no lands
01:08Sired no children
01:29He wanted for nothing but the open-air
01:33And a fire to warm his feet at
01:43His skills as warrior were
01:47Unsung
01:48But he had a chin cut from granite
01:52He was a dogged fighter. He just he kept on coming
02:04I'll steal a sweet kiss on the point of my blade
02:08He he ho
02:24House flooring sir and took service in your guard when your Lord father lost his sight
02:29I'll make her my love if I'm a rest in the shade. I hope. I hope.
02:34House Hayford, Sir Arlen fought side by side with your brothers at the Redgrass.
02:41His squire, his own nephew, was killed in the battle.
02:47House Tyrell, Sir Arlen often spoke of his time in your service as his very finest.
02:56He said it was you, my lord, who told him that a hedge knight was the bridge between lords and
03:02the small folk.
03:08I know him not, ma'am.
03:12Was he a shit knight?
03:13It was not a shit knight.
03:15He could have been a very good one if no one remembers him.
03:18Pick up your feet, come on.
03:19This is undignified, sir.
03:21So hide back to camp and leave me be if I please you.
03:25I would not leave you, sir.
03:27Not while you must stop your master dying over and over again.
03:30Though it does not seem right this lord's even listening to you.
03:35Nothing I can do about that.
03:37You are a knight of the realm, sir.
03:40You can say fuck their permission, ride into the list,
03:42call out Longthorn Tyrell, and turn his arsehole into a lance hole.
03:47That's enough now.
03:49Why do you treat these royal lapdogs like they're your betters?
03:53They are my betters.
03:54You're too brazen for your own good.
03:58Sir Arlen was a great knight.
04:01Someone will remember him.
04:07Hey, who's con?
04:09Can't you see the banners, you darn con?
04:21Perhaps I should go back, sir.
04:23Check on the camp.
04:24And make sure I'm a thief, something nosing about.
04:28Aye.
04:29I have an idea.
04:30Gonna have your sword to run people off with?
04:32Or a mace?
04:33If you have a knife, that's enough.
04:36You best be here when I come back.
04:37Rob me, and I'll hunt you down with dogs.
04:41You don't have dogs!
04:42I'll get some.
04:44Where?
04:45Oh!
04:58Our Lord of Ashford humbly welcomes the great and honourable Baelor Tygerion,
05:06firstborn son of King Deren the Good,
05:09prince of the diamond stone,
05:12hand of the king,
05:15and heir to the iron throne,
05:19and his brother,
05:21Mirka.
05:21My Lord of Ashford.
05:23It's a great honour to receive your grace.
05:25It's a great honour to be received.
05:26My daughter, Gwen.
05:37Boys, stop gaping.
05:39Stay for my horse.
05:41I'm not a stable boy, My Lord.
05:45Not clever enough.
05:50Well, if you can't manage horses,
05:52then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench.
05:56My lord, pardons. I'm no serving man either.
06:02I have the honor to be a knight.
06:06Oh.
06:08Oh.
06:10Knighthood has fallen on sad days.
06:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:21Easy.
06:22Easy now, come on.
06:24Come on. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.
06:32There you are, girl.
06:35Far too many people around.
06:37I agree.
06:39The fuck am I meant to pull all these oxys?
06:41The pretty ones are always temperamental.
06:44Ah, she just got a bit excited, that's all.
06:47You meant the princeling, not the palfrey.
06:52Excuse me.
06:53My lord, I'm Sir Duncan the Tall.
06:56Well met.
06:57I'm Sir Roland Craycall, and this is my sworn brother, Sir Donald of Duskendale.
07:01God's boy.
07:02Do you ride your horse into battle, or does it ride you?
07:05Forget Sir Roland.
07:06And it's not often he must look up to cast his eyes down.
07:10Yes, yes, I'm quite the rascal.
07:12Now tell me, Sir Duncan, is there a proper place to shit around here?
07:16Not really, no.
07:22A man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arsehole with hay.
07:27You'll deign before the week is out, I'd wager.
07:30Where are you from, man?
07:32You don't smell house bread.
07:35An old place, really.
07:37I know it.
07:38My family's from there.
07:40You're not a Darkland of Duskendale.
07:43We were Crabbers of Duskendale.
07:45Far back as it goes.
07:48Sir Donald.
07:52May I ask, sir,
07:54have the son of a Crabber
07:55came to have the honour of being a knight in the Kingsguard?
08:00Same way we became Crabbers.
08:07Are you Baelor Targaryen?
08:11No.
08:12Then would you move the fuck out of the way?
08:15Yeah, yeah, of course.
08:16Pums.
08:18Sorry.
08:20Sorry.
08:55Spring rains have swollen many of our streams.
08:58Perhaps the young princes have just been delayed?
09:01Fuck me.
09:02Delayed?
09:03They're not delayed.
09:04Do not curse our gracious host.
09:06So fuck me, not fuck him.
09:08It's not his fault Father Bader's attend this miserable circus.
09:12Might we discuss this another time?
09:15So we go hunting?
09:17Daron has done this before.
09:19You should not have commanded him to enter the lists.
09:21Shh.
09:23The prince's sons are missing.
09:25You'd be more concerned if it was your son, I'll wager.
09:27Oh, yes.
09:28Probably dead.
09:30Dead?
09:30Horses have started for less.
09:37You're big and stupid.
09:44They have only been missing a day.
09:47No doubt Sir Rowland will turn him up and Aegon along with him.
09:50When the tourney is over, perhaps.
09:53Teron belongs on a tourney field no more than Aerys or Rhaegal.
09:57By which you mean you'd sooner ride a whore than a horse.
10:00That is not what I said.
10:03Oh!
10:04I do not need to be reminded of my son's failings.
10:07He can change.
10:08He will change.
10:09Gods be damned.
10:10You'll swear I'll see him dead.
10:16You.
10:17Who are you?
10:18What do you mean by spying on us?
10:22Show yourself.
10:26Um.
10:29My lords.
10:30I do apologize for my interruption.
10:32I, um.
10:36I have asked Sir Manfred Dondarrion to vouch for me
10:39so that I might enter the lists,
10:41but he has refused to do so.
10:42Who?
10:43What the fuck is going on?
10:45We are the intruders here, brother.
10:47Come closer, sir.
10:50And others, too.
10:53You see,
10:54they say they know not Sir Arlen of Pennytree,
10:57but he's served them.
10:58I swear it.
11:00I have his sword and shield.
11:02Sword and shield do not make a knight.
11:08Unless you have better proof to support what you say,
11:11some writing or...
11:12Do you remember him, Your Grace?
11:16It was many years ago.
11:18You may have forgotten.
11:24Sir Arlen of Pennytree.
11:28He never won a tourney, that I know.
11:31But he never shamed himself, either.
11:33Yes, sir.
11:34I mean, no.
11:35No, he didn't.
11:37He overthrew Lord Stokeworth in the melee at King's Landing.
11:40And years before, he unhorsed the Grey Lion himself.
11:42He-he told me of that many a time.
11:46Then you will recall the Grey Lion's true name.
11:50I have no doubt.
12:00Sir Daemon Lannister.
12:02The Grey Lion.
12:03He's Lord of Casterly Rock now.
12:05So he is.
12:06And enters the lists upon the morrow.
12:08How can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight
12:11who chanced to unhorse Daemon Lannister 16 years ago?
12:15I make it a practice to learn all I can of my foes.
12:17And why would you deign to joust with a hedge knight?
12:20It was many years past at Storm's End.
12:22Lord Baratheon held a hasty lewd
12:24to celebrate the birth of Grandson.
12:26The lots made Sir Arlen my opponent in the first tilt.
12:29We broke four lances before I finally unhorsed him.
12:32It was seven.
12:38I believe.
12:39Tales grow in the telling, I know.
12:43Do not think ill of your old master,
12:45but it was four lances only, I fear.
12:47As you say, Your Grace, it was four.
12:50I do apologise.
12:51The old man, Sir Arlen, he used to say
12:53that I was thick as a castle wall and slow as an oryx.
12:56No harm was done, Sir. Rise.
13:01You gave him back his horse and armour
13:03and took no ransom.
13:06Sir Arlen often told me
13:07that you were the soul of chivalry
13:09and that one day the Seven Kingdoms
13:11would be safe in your hands.
13:13Not for many years yet, I pray.
13:15No, I did not mean
13:17that the king should...
13:19You wish to enter the lists, is that it?
13:22Yes.
13:23The decision rests with the master of the games,
13:25but I see no reason to deny you.
13:27As you say, my lord.
13:32Your Grace, I...
13:33Very well, Sir. You are grateful.
13:35Now, fuck off.
13:36You must forgive my brother, Sir.
13:38His sons went astray on the way here
13:39and he fears for them.
13:41Of course.
13:42I...
13:43I trust they will not be found dead.
13:57Sir.
14:01You are not of Sir Arlen's blood.
14:04No, I am not.
14:06By law, only a true-born son
14:08is entitled to inherit a knight's arms.
14:10You must needs find a new device, sir.
14:13A sigil of your own.
14:16I will.
14:19Thank you again, Your Grace.
14:22I will fight bravely.
14:25You'll see.
14:32It's this way.
14:33You are no knight.
14:40You are Florian the fool.
14:42I am, my lady.
14:45As great a fool as ever lived.
14:51And as great a knight as well.
14:58A fool and a knight.
15:02I've never heard of such a thing.
15:04Sweet lady,
15:06all men are fools
15:07and all men are knights.
15:10Where women are concerned.
15:25Hello there.
15:28And, uh,
15:29one for last night.
15:31That was great.
15:33How did you do the fire tricks?
15:35Oh.
15:41Is it pollen?
15:43Yeah, we, uh,
15:44we collected on the way.
15:48I've never seen such giant puppets.
15:51Are you making them yourself?
15:52My uncle builds them.
15:53But I paint.
15:56Could you paint something for me?
15:58I have the coin to pay.
16:01I, um,
16:02let's just...
16:04Um,
16:05I need to paint something
16:06over the chalice.
16:07Well, what would you want?
16:14I don't actually know.
16:17I, uh...
16:19Sorry, you must think me a fool.
16:21All men are fools.
16:23All men are knights.
16:26Hmm.
16:30Um.
16:35The...
16:36The grey is a bit drab.
16:38Aye.
16:39Um.
16:40Yeah, the,
16:41the field should be
16:42the colour of sunset.
16:44Cos the old man
16:45always likes sunsets.
16:47And, uh...
16:47An elm tree.
16:48A big one.
16:49Like the one by the river.
16:51With the brown trunk
16:52and the green branches.
16:55Aye.
16:56An elm tree.
16:56That would serve.
16:58But with a
16:59shooting star above.
17:01Could you do that?
17:03Mm-hmm.
17:06Um,
17:07I, I'm
17:07Sir Duncan the Tall.
17:10Um,
17:11I'm
17:11Tenzil.
17:13The,
17:13the boys used to call me
17:14Tenzil too tall.
17:16You're not too tall.
17:18I mean,
17:18you're just right for...
17:22Uh...
17:22Four.
17:24Puppets.
17:27Yeah,
17:27puppets.
17:29Okay.
17:30Come on.
17:31Wait,
17:32the shield.
17:33Yes, sorry.
17:33Yes, the shield.
17:34Was that ill-handled?
17:36Hmm?
17:37The,
17:37the puppet girl.
17:40Oh.
17:42It,
17:42it,
17:43it just,
17:43it didn't feel well-handled.
17:46She is painting your shield.
17:48Yeah,
17:49for pay.
17:52You are both gigantic.
17:58Is that promising?
18:01It's,
18:01er,
18:05commonality.
18:07Right,
18:07yeah.
18:09Commonality.
18:11I don't know,
18:12might have been something
18:12healthy,
18:13can you get the rest of it?
18:15Yeah.
18:18Do you think
18:18I'll ever make a night one day?
18:20Sure,
18:21why not?
18:21You're a likely lad.
18:22I'm a bit puny.
18:24You'll grow.
18:26Even for my age,
18:27everyone's always told me so.
18:32Everyone's always told me
18:33I was stupid.
18:43And?
18:46Hmm?
18:47Hmm?
18:48What?
18:48What?
18:50What did you do
18:51when people said
18:52you were stupid,
18:53sir?
18:54What business
18:55is that of yours?
18:57My problems
18:58are my own.
18:59I thought,
19:01aren't you trying
19:01to help me?
19:02Help you what?
19:03Grow?
19:04Yes,
19:04hedge knight,
19:05you.
19:08What is this
19:09piss froth?
19:10I need muscle.
19:11Will you heal
19:12my god?
19:15Go!
19:16Get up.
19:17Come on.
19:18Brother!
19:21Hey!
19:23Try those palms,
19:24you clam hand,
19:25you cunt.
19:25We're not in your
19:25sister's chambers now.
19:27Ready?
19:29Let's go!
19:31Go!
19:32Go!
19:34If we lose this,
19:35I'll be drowning you first!
19:38Go!
19:38Go!
19:39You cunt-strap dandelion!
19:50I'll be back!
19:51I'll be back!
19:52I'll be back!
19:52I'll be back!
19:53I'll be back!
19:53What are you doing, Steve?
19:55I know!
20:02I'm thirsty, cunt.
20:05I'm thirsty!
20:11looking good.
20:14Looking good.
20:16Let's go!
20:20Talkin eat!
20:27Whoa!
20:28Whoa!
20:29Whoa!
20:32Whoa!
20:33Whoa!
20:33Whoa!
20:34Whoa!
20:51You do good work.
20:53None better.
20:56I need some armor on tomorrow.
20:59Gorgett greaves some great help.
21:03You're jousting or working.
21:05Both, perhaps.
21:10You're a big one.
21:12I've armored bigger.
21:17I have some pieces in the wagon that might do.
21:20Nothing prettied up with gold or silver, right?
21:23Just good steel.
21:25Strong and plain.
21:27I make helms that look like helms,
21:29not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit.
21:33But mine will serve you better
21:34if you take a lance in the face.
21:36That's all I want.
21:38How much?
21:39800 stack.
21:41For I'm feeling kindly.
21:42800?
21:45Perhaps I could trade you some armor made for a smaller man.
21:48A half-helm, a male halberd.
21:50Steely Pate sells only his own work.
22:08I could make use of the metal.
22:10If it's not too rusty,
22:11I'll take it and armor you for 600.
22:18I only have two stags.
22:21Buys you a day.
22:26Send your squire along with the rest,
22:28or else I'll sell me worse than the next man.
22:31You'll get it all back, I swear.
22:34I mean to be a champion here.
22:36Do you now?
22:39And the others all came just...
22:42just a chilly one.
23:02Is there any measure of a fool I failed to meet?
23:11If I win,
23:13I'll come back and buy you again.
23:16I promise.
23:21Let's grow.
23:28Come on.
23:40That's for her.
23:43See, she has some oats tonight.
23:45Yeah.
23:53And an apple too.
24:08No turning back now, I suppose.
24:17You know the old man lived nigh on 60 years
24:20and was never a champion?
24:21So bugger my side up.
24:24If I could call myself a champion of Ashford Meadow,
24:28even for an hour,
24:32maybe some great house might take me into its service.
24:36Perhaps even house Targaryen.
24:40You suppose the Dragon House employs many hedge knights, sir?
24:44Enough of that.
24:46I'll have you know Sir Donald of the Kingsguard
24:49is but the son of a crabber.
24:51Sir Donald?
24:53Of Duskeneal?
24:54Yep.
24:55His father owns half the crabbing fleets in Westeros.
24:59What?
25:02How would you know?
25:04I like fishing.
25:12It's time!
25:14Right, come on, let's go.
25:16Come on, pick your feet up.
25:17Let's go.
25:20Come on, pick your feet up.
25:23Let's go.
25:23Come on to me!
25:24Come on, pick your feet up.
25:38You all right?
25:40Yes.
25:41Come on.
26:20Come on.
26:45Come on.
26:47Helmet!
26:50Hey, who's that?
26:52Prince Falar.
26:54Aylor's son.
26:56Second in line to the throne.
26:57Help!
26:58He's the favorite I'd wager.
27:00I'll take that bet, sir.
27:19Lord Ashford Fox's sheep!
27:36Aylor!
27:44Aylor!
27:51Fire!
27:52Fire!
27:52Fire!
27:52March! March! March!
28:10Shaw, you'll be down with Shaw.
28:51Yah! Yah!
28:55Gah!
28:57Gah!
28:59Gah!
29:01Gah!
29:04Gah!
29:05Gah!
29:07Gah!
29:08Kill you, Blackfire bastard!
29:11Ah, yah!
29:17Splendid riding tonight.
29:22The part with the fish was disgusting.
29:30Something the matter, sir?
29:36Do great knights live in the hedges and die by the side of a muddy road?
29:46I think not.
29:51Sirle wasn't gifted with sword or lance.
29:54And he drank.
29:56And he cored.
29:58He was a hard man to know.
30:03He met no friends either.
30:05He lived nigh on 60 years and never was a champion.
30:10And what chance do I have, truly?
30:16But he was good to me.
30:24I wasn't his family.
30:27But he kept me like we were.
30:33He raised me to be an honorable man.
30:39And all these noble lords can't even remember his name.
30:48His name was Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
30:53And I am his legacy.
30:56On the morrow,
30:59we will show them what his hand has wrought.
31:13He was still here.
31:14And I was so angry.
31:25He was a poor man.
31:27They were even akkor glads of a properly 어�el.
31:27He was a well.
31:30His wife, he was a poor man.
31:31I don't know.
32:12I don't know.
32:35I don't know.
33:02I don't know.
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