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EastEnders 4th May 2026
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00:00I don't know
00:30Well, how's everything at home, mate?
00:33Yeah, you know, surviving.
00:34Tell Julie we're thinking about, yeah?
00:36Yeah, yeah. And you.
00:37Phil! George just called. Baby Ivy's coming home.
00:41Oh, that's great news, mate. I'll pop over, you know,
00:44when they get back home. Sweet.
00:51She'll be weighed weekly, so we can monitor things closely.
00:54The neonatal team will visit a couple of days a week for six weeks.
00:57Then your health visitor will take over.
00:59Then phone weekly just to check in.
01:01It's a bit much, innit?
01:03You'll also need to keep a record of how much she takes in at each feed,
01:06plus wet and dirty nappies.
01:08I didn't have to do that with my boys.
01:10A few notes here and there shouldn't be a problem,
01:12but the more advice you can throw at us, the better.
01:15I'm glad you feel that way.
01:17It's just some literature about what to expect.
01:20Her milestones adjusted to age,
01:22making sure she's not exposed to infections or poor air quality.
01:25You know, that's my thing.
01:27Well, nothing we can't handle.
01:28Well, she's coming home off us.
01:30It's the sort of matter, so...
01:32Excuse me.
01:38All right, Jen?
01:39All right?
01:40Yeah.
01:43Hey, who's got your goat?
01:47I, um, I was doing the books for Dad's restaurant last night.
01:52And I can't pay the supplies again.
01:54I mean, Dad's gonna come home with a new baby,
01:56and I just have to drop all of this on him.
01:59How much you need?
02:00No, we can't just keep on taking money out of your mum's bar
02:02to keep the restaurant afloat.
02:04I mean, Dad's gonna clock it when he ain't so busy with the baby anyway.
02:07Gee, it's my name above the door.
02:10Listen, what is the point in having a family business
02:13if you can't help our family?
02:19You're up early on a bank holiday.
02:20Yeah, well, it's hard to live your best life if you're in bed half the day.
02:24Here you go.
02:26Yeah.
02:28Um, actually, Phil, there was something I wanted to ask you.
02:35What, four missed calls?
02:36What's got into you?
02:37Yeah, I wonder if you fancy going down that snooker
02:39or we used to go to down the Marlin Road.
02:41Yeah.
02:42What, you fancy a couple of frames of snooker with your old men?
02:45I've got work.
02:49Just you and me, then?
02:51You know what?
02:53I'm second-forward to something.
02:54I'm, um, not really in the mood.
03:03Sons, hey?
03:05They'll break your heart ten times a day.
03:07You should learn not to take it so personal.
03:11So, er, what was it you wanted to ask me?
03:13Oh, erm, yeah, it's nothing that we can't keep.
03:17You should go out, even if Grant's not up for it.
03:19Seize the day and all that.
03:21Yeah.
03:23Yeah, you're right.
03:30Darling?
03:31Mm-hm?
03:31Abby's just texting me about the debate tomorrow.
03:34Ian and I both need opening remarks.
03:36Oh, sounds right up your street.
03:38Opening remarks, closing ones, all the remarks in between.
03:41Morning.
03:42Oh, morning.
03:43Well, I might have a big mouth, darling, but putting things down on paper's a whole other thing.
03:47I wonder if you would help me out.
03:49I mean, I'm just an ideas person.
03:50You're so much better at the other stuff than me.
03:53You mean the boring bits that you can't be bothered with?
03:55Mum, I have just dropped the kids off at their dance workshop.
03:58I was hoping to have the day tomorrow.
03:59What is more important than helping your mother?
04:02You know what?
04:02All I do is see her running around after other people.
04:05Well, I reckon she deserves a break.
04:07Oh.
04:08So I'm on my own again.
04:09Well, no change there.
04:11And by the way, cooked breakfast is over.
04:16Sorry about her.
04:18Don't be.
04:18Um, I can handle being in a bad books if it gives you a day of peace and quiet.
04:24How you doing?
04:25How's Phil?
04:26Phil?
04:27He's bright and breezy, believe it or not.
04:29You know, I haven't been around a lot lately, but, er, knowing Nigel ain't here anymore.
04:35It's...it's weird.
04:37Go easy on yourself.
04:39Let me know if I can do anything.
04:45Oh!
04:46Please!
04:47This is a family establishment.
04:49Yeah, yeah.
04:49Sorry.
04:50Just looking for a bit of common decency.
04:53Common being the operative word.
04:55Oh!
04:56Jealous, are we?
04:57Oh, the cheap fling that won't outlast milk.
04:58I don't think so.
05:01Whatever you say, Linda.
05:03See you later.
05:04Mmm.
05:06See ya.
05:10Here we are for this, Faber.
05:12Stick these up behind the bar, will ya?
05:13Who?
05:14I mean, look, I think the election's locked in, but never hurts to try and get a few more votes,
05:17does it?
05:17Oh, here, here, here.
05:18Don't you think this is going on a bit now, mate?
05:20Going on?
05:22What's that supposed to mean?
05:23It means we're sick and tired of listening to ya.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, you pair of lovebirds.
05:27I know you like a glass of wine, don't ya?
05:30We're doing a bank holiday special in the Queen Vic.
05:32Buy two glasses of wine and you get the rest of the bottle free.
05:34Spread the word, this, baby.
05:35Well, at those prices, you know, it'd be weird not to.
05:38Good girl.
05:38Actually, babe, I've already made plans to help Harvey sort his vinyl collection out,
05:44because he likes some alphabetical, isn't it?
05:48So, you'd rather sort out a middle-aged man's vinyl than spend some quality time with your lady love?
05:54Of course not.
05:55Promise is a promise.
05:57I can count on your votes, can't I?
05:59No, it's not a strong enough word, Ian.
06:01You know, I prefer my politicians to have a bit more finesse and pizzazz.
06:06Howie?
06:07Sorry, mate.
06:08I already promised Elaine.
06:10See you later!
06:14Vote for me and I'll make it worth your while.
06:17Shh, she's sleeping.
06:18Careful.
06:19Careful with her.
06:20Oh!
06:21Welcome home!
06:22Oh, shh.
06:23Yeah, it's all right.
06:24Hey, make some room.
06:25Sleeping VIP coming through.
06:27There we go.
06:28There you go, darling.
06:29There we go.
06:30That's it.
06:41How you doing, Julie?
06:44Oh.
06:46Uh, I think that's the 870th time I've been asked that.
06:51Sorry.
06:52Sorry.
06:53I don't mean to sound snippy.
06:54I always used to say to Nigel, it's not snippy, it's just my voice.
06:57Welcome to my world.
06:58Hello.
07:01Nigel was a real diamond.
07:03I keep meaning to pop in and see our fillies.
07:06What?
07:07Yeah, he's doing all right, actually.
07:09Yeah, he's doing better than I thought he would.
07:11He's doing better than me.
07:12Um, I'm really proud of him, actually.
07:15Uh, I don't want to bring him down.
07:17Oh, don't be damned.
07:18What?
07:19I've got to go to the care home.
07:21Um, to clear out Nigel's room.
07:24Already?
07:24Um, if there's a new resident that needs the room and, you know, if they need the space and the
07:29world keeps turning.
07:31Even so, you haven't had the funeral yet.
07:35I, uh, I thought I should take them something, you know, like a tin of biscuits or something, because I'm
07:41not going to be going back there again.
07:43But it's really hard to choose which, which one, um, which one says, um, thank you for looking after my
07:50dying husband.
07:51Um, and thank you for giving him more.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:58I need to go now.
07:59I'm going to forget the biscuits.
08:11I thought I'd be spinning.
08:13You know, being a dad at my age, but I'm looking forward to getting stuck in.
08:17Well, it was a lot different in our day, wasn't it?
08:20Yeah.
08:21Yeah.
08:22I mean, you can't leave everything to Mum and hide out in the bar this time, remember?
08:25Hey, it wasn't that bad.
08:27I made my old man.
08:28Never changed a nappy.
08:29Didn't take me to the park nothing.
08:30I mean, compared to him.
08:31And that's what you're measuring yourself up against, is it?
08:33God, no.
08:34Okay.
08:34Just saying, I wasn't that bad the first couple of times, then this time I'm going to be better.
08:37Yeah.
08:38In garden culture, we have a naming ceremony when the baby is born to bring it to the community.
08:44Oh, okay.
08:45That sounds like a lovely idea.
08:46Can we do that for Ivy?
08:48Yeah.
08:49Oh, Nicola.
08:50Oh, Nicola.
08:50She is beautiful.
08:52Can I have a little cuddle?
08:54No.
08:55She needs to be kept away from infection.
08:57Sorry.
08:58Come on, Mum.
08:59It's a baby.
08:59People want cuddles.
09:00She needs peace and quiet.
09:03Why are you all here?
09:04I didn't invite her.
09:06Can you all just come home, please?
09:08Yeah.
09:09Yeah.
09:09Yeah, of course.
09:10We need to make a move, don't we, Billy?
09:12Come on.
09:14Anyone need a cuddle?
09:15No, it's all right, Billy.
09:16Um, you need to get on with that guttering.
09:18Yeah, we just don't have much sleep, and with the baby coming in early, it's been a bit
09:21intense.
09:22Have I done something wrong?
09:23Of course not.
09:24We'll soon settle, and then we'll wet the baby's head, yeah?
09:26All right.
09:31I'll come to you as a damsel in distress.
09:33Whatever it is, Grant.
09:34I don't have time right now, okay?
09:35Wait, no.
09:36That's private.
09:38Well, sit here, then.
09:41I'm sorry.
09:41Mother, isn't this sad?
09:42It's just these camps.
09:43I have no idea about any of this side of running your own business.
09:46It's a nightmare.
09:47Well, it's part and parcel of running a business.
09:49Not the most fun part, obviously.
09:51But listen, you've got Tim's money in the bank to soften the blow.
09:55That's not my money.
09:57Well, I know you didn't come about it the way you would have liked.
09:59Yeah, but I can't spend that, Grant.
10:00No matter how many bills I've got, I just, I can't touch that money.
10:04Don't ask me to explain.
10:05Honestly, I don't think I understand it myself.
10:09Can you not tell Mum?
10:11Please.
10:11Okay, the last thing I want is that sticking her oar in.
10:13Listen to me.
10:14Everyone makes mistakes, including mothers.
10:17It doesn't mean to say she wouldn't do anything for you.
10:21Yeah.
10:23Can we change the subject, please?
10:26Yeah.
10:27I need a few opening lines for my debate tomorrow.
10:31And between you and me, I've got butterflies about the whole thing.
10:35Oh, Grant.
10:36Turns out I really, really want to win this.
10:39So, if you could just jot down some fabulous phrases to show Warford what I'm made of.
10:46Come on, hurry up.
10:47Oh, Phil, I don't want to play snooker or go to the dogs or do any of those things.
10:52I'm not a bucket list.
10:53It ain't a bucket list.
10:53I just don't want to sit around anymore, that's all.
10:55Well, that's because you've got nowhere to sit.
10:57Whereas I've got a lovely sofa in there with my name on it.
11:01You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
11:03Oh, what's this?
11:04Kat Slater stands in moral judgement.
11:06Julie's gone to the care home to get all Nigel's stuff, alone.
11:09What's the matter, Sam?
11:10No smart comeback?
11:12He's got the knack.
11:13Yeah, if I teach him to clean the sinks, I can put my feet up.
11:18Your trainees are definitely getting younger.
11:20How are man holidays meant to be relaxing when you've got this little one to entertain, eh?
11:25Oh, Linda, I just don't remember being this knackered when the girls were young.
11:28I know, I know.
11:29Look, I wanted to make an appointment for a manicure.
11:31I mean, my nails, they're a mess.
11:33I feel like I never get a chance to get them done properly between work and the kids.
11:36We've had a cancellation, if you don't mind waiting.
11:40Um...
11:40Um, go on.
11:41I'll put the kettle on and we can have a cup of tea and a natter.
11:44It's not like I'm going to get any work done with this little one here, is it?
11:47Well, I should find Mum.
11:48If she's all in her tears about some speech she's writing.
11:52It's the holiday and it can't all be about other people.
11:56Honey, you're not the first person to say that to me today.
11:59Well, I suppose I should take that as a sign, you know.
12:02Yes, take a seat, milk and sugar.
12:04Oh, just milk, please don't.
12:06Oh, sorry, sorry, hang on.
12:10You know, I thought having a wedding in the park would be easy.
12:13But Vicky's got to do this coming out of her ears.
12:16He wouldn't catch me getting wet again.
12:17Yeah, I feel more secure with Cathy now than I ever did when I was married.
12:20I'd be up for it.
12:22If Kim would have me after that disaster of an engagement party.
12:26Cheers!
12:28You all right?
12:30Say hello to our newest member.
12:32I've promised her a few drinks, but don't worry, I'll replace them.
12:35I thought it was where men could be men and women could be absent.
12:39It's not exactly a lady, is it?
12:42Sorry, Princess, didn't mean to offend you.
12:48Oi! How many have you invited down here?
12:51A spare one, if you will.
12:52I've been looking for you everywhere.
12:55What are you doing down here?
12:56I was just trying to garner some votes.
12:59Well, you can forget about that.
13:00Wait till you see what I've been working on.
13:02Welcome to Peacock Palace, home to adulterers, addicts, and some of Walford's most shady characters.
13:08Mrs. Peacock clearly has no problem with boozing and dodgy men.
13:11Who knows what other seedy things are going on under the roof of a woman who recently injured a pensioner
13:17in a car crash,
13:18bribed a council official, and received a police caution for injuring the child.
13:23Multiple failed marriages, a daughter in an anti-rehab.
13:26Life, Che Peacock, is one scandal after another.
13:30Vote Elaine Peacock and watch the rest of Walford go the same way.
13:35See, after the voters see this, we'll be looking at a Beale landslide.
13:39Or at the very least, a decent majority, I'd say.
13:46I've, erm, I've sent Dad upstairs for a kip.
13:50He's dead on his feet, so...
13:51Oh, poor love. You know what they say about babies?
13:54It's always the men who suffer.
13:58You know, you really didn't have to chuck everyone out just then.
14:02They only wanted to see Ivy.
14:05Do you hear me?
14:09Nicola, it ain't right...
14:11what you're doing, just treating everybody who cares like they're...
14:15well, like they're nothing.
14:16Well, they are nothing.
14:17To her, at least.
14:19And she don't know who most of them are.
14:20Yeah, she has got enough on her plate.
14:25Without worrying about getting smothered in germs.
14:29Look, I do know that it must be hard.
14:32Do you know what they said?
14:33At the hospital?
14:35Remember the fourth trimester.
14:38Right, that means that she is so small,
14:40she doesn't know we're separate people yet.
14:45Imagine that.
14:47This tiny little thing.
14:51This beautiful, precious baby,
14:54and all she's got to rely on is me.
15:00Me.
15:01Of all people.
15:04So much for bankology deals, this place is dead.
15:08Oh, Kim, darling, listen, where's your old man?
15:12There was a time he was here so often,
15:13we were going to rename the pub the Queen Howie.
15:16And then what, you ain't seen like Harvey and Ian about at all of it.
15:19Oh, that all down might be a lot, but before us, innit?
15:21What?
15:22Yes!
15:23They bring that on booze, they sit on plastic chairs,
15:25and they put the world to rights.
15:27You see, they think that the women don't know about their little get-together.
15:30But the truth is,
15:31it's us women that need a break from them.
15:33Do you know what I mean?
15:33I love my usual.
15:34Trace!
15:35All right, I'll be back shortly.
15:58We, uh, thought we could do some company.
16:02Yeah.
16:03And bin bags.
16:05It's good timing, actually.
16:07Do you know, I never understood why a bloke who worked in a video shop
16:10needed quite so many ties.
16:11He has had more than one job in 30 years, you know.
16:14Not that he needed to wear a tie for any of them, I might add.
16:18And I mean, he's got a hundred, too.
16:21Uh, I bought him a subscription one Christmas,
16:24and they sent him a new tie every month.
16:26And, um, well, he decided to cancel it in the end.
16:29Uh, he said they weren't to his taste.
16:32What does that mean?
16:33What, they were ties that other people might actually wear?
16:35Not enough primary colours and coconuts for his liking.
16:44I don't think he wore one of these
16:46while they were staying in here.
16:48I just think he could better part with them.
16:52Yeah, yeah.
16:53Let me do that.
16:54Here, give it.
16:54Come on.
16:55I'm gonna take these to the car, okay?
16:59Is this, uh...
17:02Is this what you wanted to ask me this morning?
17:05Coming down here, why didn't you?
17:06You know, I would've dropped everything.
17:07Yeah, I know you would, and that's the whole point.
17:10You know, you've been handling this so well,
17:14and you've been making such positive decisions.
17:17I just didn't want to get in the way of all that.
17:20That don't mean I don't feel...
17:22you know?
17:24I know.
17:26But you're doing the right thing, you know?
17:28You know what I mean?
17:28We just have to pack up all of his stuff and build a life.
17:33Without eight minutes.
17:35You know, I...
17:37I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Nigel.
17:41You know, he not only saved me, he showed me
17:44that when things are bad, we need each other.
17:47You know.
17:48Struggling on.
17:49Like, people don't care that.
17:51That just...
17:51It just don't work.
17:53He had his moments, didn't he?
17:56Yeah.
17:57Look at this place, eh?
17:59All old family photos and ties.
18:03It was Nigel right till the end on him.
18:16You're amazing, her.
18:18Give over.
18:19Even you can change a nappy.
18:21No, I wouldn't know where to start, but...
18:24I mean, you're a natural.
18:25Well, she did live inside me.
18:27I mean, the least I can do is pick her up.
18:34So, you can't take a compliment, then?
18:36Well, I've never had many, that's why.
18:39I never liked the baby stage.
18:41I wasn't very good at it with the boys.
18:43So, so.
18:44Well, Teddy, if he was ill.
18:46And my old man.
18:48My sister Gemma's the maternal one.
18:51Isn't she?
18:51It's just one of the reasons she's my mum's favourite.
18:55Don't think I've ever heard you mention your mum before.
18:58Well, when we were younger,
18:59she was a natural.
19:01You know.
19:03But we don't get on much now.
19:05Well, who cares what she says?
19:07Or anyone else.
19:08I mean, I have seen you these past few weeks.
19:11Down in the hospital.
19:12Every day.
19:13Sleeping in chairs, eating out of vending machines.
19:15Look, I might not be a baby specialist.
19:19But I know a good mum when I see one.
19:25Harry wouldn't be alive if it weren't for you.
19:28It was you.
19:30You reached into that dark place he was in,
19:32and you pulled him out.
19:35Not just me.
19:37Well, it didn't matter who did what,
19:39or what mistakes that you might have made in the past.
19:44You were there for him when it mattered, Nicola.
19:47When you really, really needed a mum.
19:50And you're going to do exactly the same for that little one.
19:57It just seems a bit underhand.
19:59I mean, look, this is my mate.
20:00I mean, surely I can get him to vote for me.
20:02You think?
20:03I need a police caution, Vic.
20:05Oh-hoo-hoo!
20:06Drink that!
20:08Here we go.
20:09I've grabbed a few of these on the way through,
20:11because I'm trustworthy.
20:13I have a head for detail,
20:14and I always follow through all my promises.
20:16Why are you being so weird?
20:18Oh, oh, look.
20:19Oh, you're all here.
20:21I earned a lovely time.
20:22My mates will get their own pub going on the allotments.
20:25What is the matter with you lot?
20:27You should be buying booze in the Queen Vic,
20:29not slurping your own out here.
20:30What?
20:31Says who?
20:32Says who?
20:33I'll tell you says who.
20:34Cat.
20:35That's who says who, okay?
20:36Don't you all laugh on that sussquatch?
20:38You shouldn't even be here.
20:39What happened to loyalty?
20:40I'm having a game!
20:41I'm having a game!
20:42It's like Alfie says.
20:44I mean, loyalty amongst friends is important,
20:47and also in counsellors.
20:49I can't even have, will you?
20:50Look, mate, sorry.
20:52Will we just come down here for a bit of peace and quiet or something?
20:54Yeah.
20:54Okay, Ross.
20:55I get it.
20:56But with you lot being here,
20:57I've got a half-empty boozer now, haven't I?
21:01How about a compromise?
21:03What?
21:03Okay.
21:04To make up for Alfie losing the trade, right,
21:07Alfie agrees to supply the food and the drink for the wedding.
21:11That's it.
21:12I'll tell you what.
21:13Okay, right.
21:13You're throwing a few cold ones,
21:15and you've got yourself a deal!
21:18Right.
21:18Okay, right.
21:19Come in.
21:20And you see,
21:21that is the sort of conflict resolution that you need
21:25in your local counsellor.
21:27I'm voting for Elaine, mate.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Us too.
21:30And me.
21:34All right.
21:35There, give him a good shot with this, Simon.
21:38Final check.
21:41Thanks for being here.
21:42Yeah.
21:44I promise I won't try and struggle on my own again.
22:03I could, er,
22:05give us a privacy if not.
22:07No.
22:08Er.
22:09No.
22:09I think, er,
22:10this is a job best done in a comfy chair with a brew.
22:14Er.
22:16Time to go.
22:31Night-night, sweetheart.
22:47What's all this?
22:49I thought it'd be good to have somewhere cosy for when we...
22:52...been Ivy.
22:56Did you mean what you said before?
22:58About being a hands-on dad?
23:02I'd do anything for her.
23:04Just like you would.
23:05Yeah.
23:07Savvy, come on.
23:09I know we've been thrown in the deep end,
23:11but...
23:12...and everything we did with our kids don't count because...
23:16...she is so tiny.
23:18Oh, she's vulnerable.
23:21I'm gonna be there.
23:23For every appointment, every check-up.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Health visas are gonna be sick of the sight of me by the end of this.
23:29Hey, look at her.
23:31How lucky are we, eh?
23:33Hmm.
23:36You know, when Harry was born...
23:39...all I heard was my old man's voice in my head...
23:42...telling me how useless I was.
23:46How he'd be better off without me.
23:49And that...
23:50...was before my mum started chipping in.
23:54Yeah.
23:55We could fill a truck with the amount of baggage our parents left us with.
23:59Huh?
24:00I wonder what we're gonna pass on to her.
24:02Oh, don't.
24:04Oh, could you check me phone?
24:08I'll go to Nurse Teague's me number...
24:10...and I don't wanna miss a call.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Yeah.
24:15George, there's ten missed calls and a voicemail.
24:18If that's the health visit, are we gonna be blacklisted?
24:21What?
24:23He said, bring them back.
24:24Oh, for...
24:28Oh, yeah, hello.
24:32This is, erm, George Knight's phone.
24:34I'm so sorry.
24:35It was on silent.
24:36Where is he?
24:37Tell him he's got to come and see me.
24:40It's his dad.
24:45How much do I owe you?
24:47I'll put your purse with it.
24:48Daft.
24:49What's the point in owning a share of the salon if you can't have a freebie?
24:54You should do things for yourself more often.
24:57Don't take this the wrong way.
24:58Yeah.
24:59That you look like you could do with a break and all.
25:01Er, what? Me and every other working mum on the planet, eh?
25:04Raymond!
25:06Put something on that we can dance to.
25:08Oh.
25:09Oh.
25:12Johnny used to love this song when he was little.
25:15Oh, as soon as the music came on, he'd be up on his feet.
25:18Right, make some space for you two.
25:19Oh.
25:20No, no.
25:20Your generation don't know nothing about dancing, trust me.
25:23Oh.
25:25That's...
25:25What?
25:26Go, Mum.
25:27Er, Phil got tied up.
25:29He asked me to pop over and pick up Raymond.
25:31What, you sure Fred won't sing there tonight, after night?
25:34Yeah, I think he's exactly what the house needs right now.
25:37Oh, boo!
25:39Dance party's over then.
25:40Woo!
25:41I'll have to show you up another time.
25:42Let's get your coat, come on.
25:43I thought I'd take your advice and, er, pamper myself.
25:46Hmm.
25:46Colour looks good.
25:47Pink, pink.
25:49To make the boys wink.
25:51Stop it.
25:58So, did you, er...
26:01Did you read it then?
26:02A letter?
26:03Er, yeah.
26:04Yeah, I did.
26:05It was nothing really.
26:05Just, er...
26:07A list of people who wanted me to get a hold of.
26:09Old friends and things like that, you know.
26:11Oh.
26:11Time to eat, huh?
26:23How's my life?
26:26So, it'sordained to be a nice-looking piece.
26:28Once again, I'm feeling it.
26:28I'm feeling it's not my life to be, I'm feeling it.
26:30It's not my life to be, it's my life, but it's not my life.
26:31Yeah, it's not my life.
26:36I'm nothing.
26:40I'm not going to be.
26:47You must be Nicola.
26:50George never could resist the blonde.
26:53Lose George's number.
26:56He ain't interested.
26:59I'm his dad.
27:00No.
27:03You are a scumbag.
27:07And as far as George is concerned,
27:10you're still inside.
27:12And that suits him down to the ground.
27:16They only let me out for treatment.
27:19I've got lung cancer.
27:22Terminal.
27:25Help me make things up with the boy before I go.
27:30Please.
27:38They're not family, but their bond is as destructive as it is unbreakable.
27:43Brand new drama Half Man is on iPlayer. Watch now.
27:46And on BBC Three now, David Attenborough reveals the mammals that thrive in the dark.
27:52Next here on BBC One, it's MasterChef.
27:55And I'll see you soon.
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