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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy, I'd take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend.
00:00:53Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise, I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow
00:06:04up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher. You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God. It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:11But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah, guess what? Tuition, 70k a year. And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot. I don't need it. I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen!
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her!
00:07:59I...
00:08:01Hey!
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash. There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:36See? I told you so.
00:08:38Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:48to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:42Gabriel.
00:09:44Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying matches next week.
00:10:08Woo!
00:10:09I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Aw, Jake. You're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:54What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go?
00:11:48And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:19You're trying to get injured.
00:12:20Two point one three yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrists?
00:12:30Ugh, nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32So distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This- oh my God.
00:12:41come on man jake you keep putting pressure on this wrist you're gonna hurt yourself
00:12:46man let go there's a useless groundskeeper you know valuable my hand is bobby's prediction
00:12:53was down to the inch i was right he's more talented than he seems jake our golf club
00:12:59depends on you please get your wrist checked it'll just take a moment oh mia you're not
00:13:04actually listening to this guy right this guy's a rookie or he could be a freaking spy from the
00:13:09golden hills i bet he's here to throw jake off right before calls no no i believe him and he
00:13:15makes a good point he's more than just a groundskeeper seriously he's just a charity case
00:13:23handyman who's leeching off our club yeah he's a guy pretty full of himself a guy who's never
00:13:27swung a golf club i've been golfing since before you were born
00:13:44who's this asshole tyler carter younger brother of kane carter you know
00:13:49most recent world champion and he's paired up with jake next week
00:13:58it's all on my wrist baby
00:14:04ready
00:14:08it's always here to start shit yeah got it oh good job baby oh my gosh
00:14:16look who it is
00:14:20your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt why don't you turn it into a strip club
00:14:25maybe you'll finally break even you're not welcome here leave
00:14:32oh is this your little wimp of a brother that's the best august god nowadays you watch your fucking
00:14:38mouth how about that me uh dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur
00:14:45god it's time to wake up sweetie
00:14:51look we both know you're not gonna win it's just not possible
00:14:55let me throw you a lifeline you sign over august to me and i'll give you a fat payout
00:15:02we can all go home happy all you got to do is sign the deal it's all yours baby
00:15:09never
00:15:12august golf club is my mother's life's work
00:15:14my brother and i will never let it fall into your hands
00:15:17okay option two you put this on
00:15:23you show me a good time tonight i'll cut you a good deal
00:15:27fuck you man fuck you
00:15:29you and me let's go at it sudden death match lose your backside of the quals tomorrow
00:15:37so the puppy's not a whim
00:15:40he's an idiot
00:15:43fine but you better not be all bark
00:15:45you better have some bite to you boy
00:15:55look you're going to lose jake
00:15:57fuck off man stop acting like you're hot shit
00:16:00don't you have to go mow the lawn or something
00:16:02he's provoked you okay you're too emotional now
00:16:04and you haven't fixed your swing yet
00:16:06you won't win
00:16:07shut up
00:16:08you are a useless groundskeeper
00:16:10you don't tell me what to do
00:16:13looks like tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:16:27you see that
00:16:29302 yards mid fairway
00:16:32and you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:16:35show em jake
00:16:39that stance
00:16:40it's too low
00:16:42that ball's going off course
00:16:44what did you just say
00:16:45i said his ball's going in the rough
00:16:47yeah will you quit the yapping
00:16:48you got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something
00:16:51i'm the one swinging here okay
00:16:52don't backseat it
00:17:05hopeless what an idiot
00:17:07oh my gosh
00:17:10213 in the rough
00:17:12oh my god my granny could swing harder than that dude
00:17:32if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win
00:17:35time for a little help
00:17:39what gramps the fuck you doing with that rock
00:17:41you better not mess with jake
00:17:43this is serious
00:17:44okay guys whatever he has planned
00:17:46i believe him okay
00:18:02holy shit
00:18:05let's go
00:18:06that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing
00:18:09nah that must have been a coincidence
00:18:10a rock can't change the club angle
00:18:12yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble
00:18:14earlier jake would have made it on the green by now
00:18:17don't get ahead of yourself
00:18:19remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:32guys jake's ahead with that perfect lie we might just win this thing come on jake you gotta pull through
00:18:43thanks doll
00:18:43thanks doll
00:18:48ready or not
00:18:51here i come
00:18:55oh my god
00:18:59oh my god
00:19:00oh my god
00:19:00oh my god
00:19:00he was standing right here
00:19:01you knew that
00:19:02he did that on purpose
00:19:03it's against the rules
00:19:04oh
00:19:05thought we were playing a friendly match
00:19:07doing this casual
00:19:08there's no need for rules
00:19:10i hope you learned your lesson bud
00:19:11there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:14whatever the golden hill club says
00:19:16goes
00:19:21a torn ligament
00:19:23must have been strained for a long time
00:19:26everything bobby said came true
00:19:28who is he really
00:19:30okay you can't play like this
00:19:32i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:33no
00:19:33i can't keep going
00:19:35i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:40i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:40i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:41august golf club
00:19:42it's the last thing mom left us
00:19:43i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:49it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:51if i find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:53i might let you keep your club
00:19:55what the fuck did you say
00:19:56watch this bitch
00:20:02is that the best you got
00:20:05i'll show you what it's like
00:20:06to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in
00:20:18he needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:20but his wrist
00:20:21will you stop
00:20:23as long as i can swing
00:20:24i'm not giving up
00:20:25no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:31you're still powering through
00:20:33why don't i help you with that
00:20:37that's enough
00:20:44i'll take it from here
00:20:48will you back off
00:20:49this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:51go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:54jake that's enough
00:20:55step down
00:20:55if you keep playing
00:20:57you might never play again
00:20:58let bobby take over
00:21:02are you serious right now mia
00:21:04you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:21:07why
00:21:09are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:14you got some balls
00:21:15i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:19you better not let it get into your head
00:21:25this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:36this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:44just look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden
00:21:49you're not even qualified to be a caddie
00:21:54excuse me sir
00:21:57don't mind him
00:21:58he's an asshole
00:22:00i'm mia
00:22:01i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:04and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter
00:22:07i'd be happy to help
00:22:27is that your wife
00:22:29you should have brought her with you
00:22:30i bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:38the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave
00:22:48i'm begging
00:22:49the only one begging is gonna be you pal
00:22:51remember
00:22:52you got a lot on the line
00:22:54you lose this
00:22:55you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:57and
00:22:58losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:23:03deal
00:23:05you better keep your word
00:23:20this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:21is he trying to let tyler win
00:23:23we're screwed
00:23:24we're screwed
00:23:25groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for august
00:23:28you know wind speed
00:23:29five miles an hour
00:23:31humidity
00:23:3260%
00:23:34good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45please clear the water
00:23:47forget about the hole
00:23:48you won't even make it over the water
00:23:50i win
00:24:03what the fuck
00:24:06what the fuck
00:24:09is he about to perform a miracle
00:24:11there's no way
00:24:11it's a trick shot
00:24:12you can't control where it lands
00:24:19what the water
00:24:21skipped it in the hole
00:24:22but how
00:24:24it's a miracle
00:24:25am i dreaming
00:24:26did we actually meet the gold hills bastards
00:24:28this is impossible
00:24:30there's no way i lost to a
00:24:32an amateur
00:24:33a gardener
00:24:34impossible
00:24:35that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:38no
00:24:38only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:41even kane
00:24:42only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he
00:24:52master golfer would never join the ranks of august
00:24:55who are you
00:25:00who are you
00:25:01me
00:25:02i'm a nobody
00:25:03i'm a gardener
00:25:04you just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:10yes
00:25:10yes of course
00:25:11you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you
00:25:14mia
00:25:14this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:18can't leave it with this guy
00:25:19bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:21i mean mia please
00:25:22we should reconsider
00:25:23was this shot just not proof of his skill
00:25:26i mean
00:25:26how do we even know if he was blindfolded
00:25:28if he was really that talented
00:25:29why would he be slumming at august golf club
00:25:31all the things he could be doing
00:25:33yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our golfer
00:25:36we'd be laughed out
00:25:37okay silence all of you
00:25:39i believe in bobby
00:25:42and he's our only hope now
00:25:43hey bobby
00:25:44i got cash
00:25:46hot babes
00:25:48you come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:50i got anything you could ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash
00:25:55or an advancement
00:25:56but i can offer you 50% stake in the august golf club
00:25:59if you'll still have us
00:26:01i heard golf club's going bankrupt dude
00:26:04every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06come on
00:26:07don't be stupid
00:26:09just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:13tuition
00:26:1470k a year
00:26:25i just mowed the lawn
00:26:26i don't need much in life
00:26:33i'll represent august in the qualifications next week
00:26:36my heart's racing
00:26:38my heart's racing
00:26:39what's going on
00:26:39you old bastard
00:26:42you're gonna regret this
00:26:44hey
00:26:45aren't you forgetting something
00:26:47what are you talking about
00:26:48our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right
00:26:51my brother
00:26:52kane carter
00:26:53he's the grand champ
00:26:54your little amateur ass
00:26:56are you sure you want this
00:26:57it doesn't matter who it is
00:26:59a bet's a bet
00:27:01a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard
00:27:08you're gonna regret this
00:27:09men honor their words
00:27:11dogs run with their tails
00:27:13tucked between their legs
00:27:15what are you little boy
00:27:16you motherfucker
00:27:18mark my words
00:27:19you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:21come on girls
00:27:32you lost
00:27:33to a ground speaker
00:27:35a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke
00:27:40if you just give me another chance
00:27:41i'll do
00:27:43useless
00:27:44the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:47you better not fail me again in the qualification match
00:28:00i don't know
00:28:00the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but
00:28:04it wasn't until the legendary lion
00:28:06that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:19do you want me to still think about him
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:47party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:59thank you
00:29:06i'm so thirsty
00:29:19i've been driving
00:29:20was a priming
00:29:23did the work and it's all for me
00:29:26I've been driving, no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm
00:30:24I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:29I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:36Good afternoon
00:30:37My name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:40Vice President of the USGA
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:48To the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04With something special
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:10Can scan your swing ID
00:31:12And match to your rank
00:31:16Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:23I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest
00:31:40Okay
00:31:40Literally, I don't like this
00:31:42One as your level
00:31:59Nice, man
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in
00:32:01Absolutely, we are
00:32:02It's done
00:32:03Enough wasting my time
00:32:04By the way
00:32:06Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08So that everybody here
00:32:10Is aware of how under-ranked you are
00:32:16This is a press conference
00:32:18Not a dumpster
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:22You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Sit back
00:32:31You'll see my rank
00:32:33Hey, get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37While I crush him on my heel
00:32:51Thank you
00:32:52Thank you
00:33:03Thank you
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's OK.
00:33:16You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open.
00:33:47What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:58Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course honored Crest Press Conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not gonna want to miss this.
00:34:47This is my rating.
00:35:07Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:09Vanished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:29We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:33The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm gonna return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49The champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:02That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No.
00:36:06That can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned!
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead. Unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're gonna regret that.
00:37:09Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's gotta be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:38:43I'm revoking your entry into the US Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:39:03You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:10I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:39:43they're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:46Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:57Not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:03I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:20Oh!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:27Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system!
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings!
00:40:33He's a nobody!
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:01The legendary golfer!
00:41:03Sir!
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look.
00:41:16I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young.
00:41:21And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review,
00:41:57we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks,
00:42:06all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:16Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:28We don't need some AI system to prove that.
00:42:30And you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough!
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00You can't do this.
00:43:00You reckless bastard!
00:43:02As for you,
00:43:04the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:11You're fired.
00:43:12You can't fire me!
00:43:13I am the vice president!
00:43:16You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54All right.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my journal.
00:44:21Yep.
00:44:22It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:28I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy!
00:45:12I've got you a present.
00:45:14Shh.
00:45:15This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:37Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as
00:45:54Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:00final round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:45Oh, my God!
00:46:49He saved us.
00:46:51He won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know, come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:01Oh, no!
00:47:02Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know.
00:47:10And I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:22Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:33But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll Peru myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth,
00:47:57that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street?
00:48:26You dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:20Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:34So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Well, Mia has good taste.
00:49:44I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:50With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:03Here, please, allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:15You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had them flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good urbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're done.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:22Real Cuban, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I got a meal.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42We should really try this meal.
00:50:44Our chef would be a special meal.
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew, what is this?
00:51:26Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:31Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:37Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:01But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't...
00:52:05I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:16This one?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:42Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:55Two.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:25He's got 10 points.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire,
00:53:40and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These are certainly fake.
00:53:48And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way.
00:53:51And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president?
00:53:56You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think you'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:20It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:34Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees.
00:55:03Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad!
00:55:11This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow!
00:55:18You idiot!
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes?
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile? Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow!
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:58He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:05and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10Let's go, your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow, it's a person!
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:22We didn't mean to. It was all Henry's fault!
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just...
00:57:27want to be by her side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:51Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:53Hey, baby.
00:57:54No!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:18I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29That's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:51Man.
00:58:52I think it's broken.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:48Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:53Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest.
01:00:10And that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:19What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest.
01:00:20And you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22Then I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:01The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:20Bobby, Bobby, our groundskeeper.
01:01:22This legendary lion.
01:01:24He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:34But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you
01:02:10up.
01:02:11That's so fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:11Incredible!
01:03:12The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:31It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:03:35He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your Grand Slam here?
01:03:55He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:58Don't push yourself.
01:03:59You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:04:11All right, well, you focus on swinging.
01:04:12I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44Here you go.
01:04:45Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God.
01:04:52We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind.
01:04:56To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:00Game's just begun.
01:05:22Mia, where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:25No, I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh, yeah.
01:05:31Hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:37The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:44Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:05Tonight.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:40Now you're going to win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened
01:06:45to you for hours I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose's golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:40That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are you going to do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm.
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:32The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI is never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:45Dude, just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:49You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:25It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:40Yeah.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole.
01:09:44Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:52The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:56Making it in the hole from the bunker.
01:09:57Nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09That's my ball.
01:10:12Did he just?
01:10:14Ooh, so close.
01:10:16But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:26Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:53The ball's still moving.
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:59I'm still in play.
01:11:05It stopped.
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:27Oh, God!
01:11:28Oh, God!
01:11:32Let's go!
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:43Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:44It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:50It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:55And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:58He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:02A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:11It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:19Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means.
01:12:26A sudden death round.
01:12:27Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:43The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:46I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:04Let's go.
01:13:05Come on now.
01:13:13You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:15It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:23Damn it.
01:13:24Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:36Nice.
01:13:37Let's go.
01:13:38Next is hole 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:51Just give up.
01:13:53The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:55Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:19There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:36You're so screwed up.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes.
01:14:42Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:45For good.
01:14:46Daddy, a lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:51You got this.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:01I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:02Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:05Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:15:08A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:37Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:50Nice shot, bud.
01:15:51Bummer.
01:15:52Nerdy.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Kane slipped up.
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball on the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:59Then he's tied with Kane.
01:16:01Let's run another round.
01:16:02Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God.
01:16:06At his time, it's going to be a total eclipse.
01:16:08How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:09This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:16:12Even at his peak.
01:16:13Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:15You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:20He's looking rough.
01:16:21We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23You got this.
01:16:29Wait.
01:16:30Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:16:32He's aiming for the flag.
01:16:33He's swinging for the whip.
01:16:35I tell you what.
01:16:36I'll sweeten it.
01:16:38You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:42And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August doesn't want your club.
01:16:50Your reputation is trash.
01:16:54And you.
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:36I'll be right back.
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly.
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true.
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:28Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:39He's back, folks.
01:18:40The Goats, the Lion, Bobby Woods.
01:18:49The winner of the U.S.
01:18:51The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods.
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:46And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:56You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go,
01:19:59I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:18This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:20And investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:47Stay.
01:20:49Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:53Please, stay.
01:20:55Stay.
01:20:56Shade! Shade! Shade! Shade! Shade! Shade! Shade! Shade!
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now,
01:21:05and I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you. I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:18I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing!
01:21:24I'm a big girl now. Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay. Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:51Let's do it.
01:21:56That's right.
01:21:58You're so cool.
01:21:59You're so cool.
01:22:01Who is laughing?
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