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The Real Housewives of Cheshire S19E03
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00:05What have I missed?
00:06Ampika and Daves have had sex life with a Dice
00:09and they roll it for Karma Soup children.
00:11Wait, just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe.
00:14Previously on The Real Hells Wives of Cheshire.
00:17The Dice has obviously multiple faces.
00:19Yeah.
00:20So it'll be a different sexual position.
00:22David is a bit outdated, doesn't know what the positions are,
00:25so I have to show him.
00:27I'm not f***ing leaving, I'm going to stay here.
00:28If she's going to be so f***ing stubborn to me,
00:30I haven't said anything wrong,
00:32and be like, you f***ing, because I'm not wanted here.
00:34That's why she's entirely f***ing leave, I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:39Oh, are you?
00:40Are you okay?
00:41Oh my God, she got murdered.
00:43Oh my God, oh my God.
00:45I called you to meet up, I called you to go out,
00:48but you cancelled every time.
00:50Literally, every year, we say about two things.
00:54Sorry while I scroll through all our messages together.
00:56I'm not surface level.
00:58No, I'm going home.
00:59Listen, I know, I get it.
01:00How can she say?
01:01Hold down, hold down.
01:05I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:12Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:17I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:24I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:29I don't have time for gossip.
01:31I'm too busy building an empire.
01:34Cheshire is my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:39She's the one man who's gone.
01:44She's the one man who's gone, and she's the one man who's gone.
01:44One, two, three, four.
01:46Yeah, everything, everything, everything so good.
01:52Yeah, cause everyday, everything make you feel mad.
01:57So, Rach, you are very country-five.
02:00And I'm loving that look.
02:01I'm actually gussed, cause I've got the same heart,
02:03and I'm not broader.
02:12I don't travel like do I I travel expensive the whole point of this retreat is to bring us all
02:19together no more divide no more upset no more tears no more sadness just bring everyone together
02:26I feel the love someone else is joining us I don't travel that light you know I'm really happy for
02:36Nemean to be on our trip I am welcoming to all it's just that everybody needs to remember to
02:42mind their own business are we all excited ladies each and every one of your lives
03:00we just can't get enough could you imagine Lauren as a bus driver a lover to be fair I
03:06actually could you know I could tell you to everyone sorry I'm not stopping sorry I've got
03:12somewhere to go I'm bored now I've got lots of activities so I hope you ladies are not I
03:18yeah you're walking into me yeah we're laughing into each other but I'm not as competitive as
03:23you Rachel I am so not competitive and I hate games and I hate being told what to do but
03:29it's
03:29fun but it's bonding it gets us all together as a group this is a sisterhood now the sisterhood I'm
03:35actually really excited we're having so much fun on the bus I'm so excited for this trip and it's
03:40so lovely for my bigots invite me from home to home later let's go in the Derbyshire Hills smell the
04:07fresh air ladies thank you I did not do that everyone I didn't touch her I was so busy looking
04:22over that I've got my knee brace with me the hell brings a knee brace on a holiday like am
04:30I with a
04:30bunch of OAPs like who am I with let's get in ladies let's get a glass of champagne that's the
04:36way to make an
04:36arrival this is there this is tranquil oh this is gorgeous can you feel the love you feel the love
04:57you could be start bought naked all day long because you've got no one who's going to overlook
05:03literally could you imagine it's absolutely I am so excited to be having such good vibes in the house
05:13with all the girls but one thing is really getting on my tits I've heard nothing from Seema and quite
05:19frankly I think that's freaking rude I just think it's very bizarre that I haven't had an an RSVP to
05:25say that unfortunately I can't make it I think that worries me a little bit because it's not really
05:30like Seema well maybe she's seeing how she goes throughout the morning I hope there's no bad feeling
05:34or anything because I put all this on because I want us to all have a bit of bonding time
05:38so unless
05:38she's like in a hospital bed I think she would have texted me why don't we wait and see what
05:43comes
05:43out because to be perfectly honest I think she's actually lucky she didn't go on that party book
05:50this is the crown jewel of all the jewels so we're together Lauren we don't need to cross the
05:56corridor from each other I'm loving all these details
06:05very nice Sampika very huge this is Lauren's room then no this is Sampika's room this is my room
06:11yeah it's gorgeous beautiful does that say pheasant or peasant I'm not sure you've got a degree
06:16I have got a degree we're gonna go up to the western wing Namina's room now look oh wow beautiful
06:24I
06:25got a poster beautiful oh wow nice big shower yeah and a bath you know loving it I've saved the
06:33best till last so I just thought this is very quaint very cozy oh my favorite I love a snuggly
06:39room
06:41cozy snuggly they're basically they're like twin rooms aren't they okay Jack and Jill Jack and Jill
06:47have I not got a shower though because I've needed a shower is she joking who is she trying to
06:52convince I'm
06:53in the smallest room with no shower well done on your upselling skills I'm Pika but it's not working
06:58around me so if we wanted to have a shower where would we go right downstairs there is a multi
07:04-use
07:05bathroom okay okay thank you very very cute I'm happy
07:34oh my god you're only coming for a night you know
07:41well that baggage is nowhere near as heavy as the baggage that I've been carrying all the way here
07:45wait to find out what I've heard from Seema and Pika I mean I just don't think I can keep
07:50it to
07:51myself any longer it's only one night you know that is a serious amount of clothes well it's my
07:56makeup it's my natural beauty in there I'm Pika you know I'm just thrilled that you're away from being
08:02footy mom and you can actually just relax oh there's no relaxing for me I'm Pika all the way
08:06here I'm going don't tell the girls don't tell the girls don't don't don't don't do it I'm just gonna
08:12explode I heard that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag have you I don't know if Noreen knows
08:22that
08:22or not what is a gag it's like a gaga a gag gag it sounds like well I like a
08:28when I spit something
08:30out gag well I don't know what a gag it's like gag there's no other words it's like a gag
08:34like she's
08:35gags on what do you mean like interviewing like a busybody hmm it's not like you're not invited it's
08:40just like uh yeah you'll tag her on yeah I get a gag like a clinger on her yeah yeah
08:45like a clinker
08:46what's a clinker you know like that poo you can't get off your bum oh will it oh bless you
09:05you got your
09:05trousers down I couldn't get them off fur coat no knickers can I have red knickers oh gosh it is
09:11actually swollen isn't it do you think I'm gonna make a foot I can't believe it she's gone down
09:18like a sack of shit I didn't know what to say out there when they were saying about femur and
09:26that
09:26she hadn't left she would never you know let anyone down she like she wears a heart on the sleeve
09:30and if
09:31there's anything she would say well listen sorry I can't make it today she sent me a voice note as
09:35to
09:35what's wrong and I'll play at you so you can understand no I'm not going to hold on I've got
09:40really bad acute pain in the left side of my abdomen I've had a CT scan he's giving me like
09:48different things that it could be but like I'm not really looking into any of it I just try to
09:53keep
09:53an open mind and I am in so much pain I don't want them making it into a big thing
09:59because it seems
09:59they're jumping on her at the moment with things the speech the farewell speech wasn't quite to
10:04everyone's taste and now why should not anyone know she sounds terrible
10:13I'd say what though I never I don't I don't do baths no I don't know I'm a shower person
10:17but we're doing baths tonight well we'll be having double bubble baths so obviously at the 80s night
10:24I spoke with Namina after the kind of conversation that you guys had she felt a bit like oh why
10:30did
10:30Sheena tell me to whatever you said she said I think I should leave and I said I think you
10:34should yeah I'm gonna leave this conversation because I just feel like I can't say anything
10:38anyways yeah I think you should yeah sorry I think you should leave I'll decide because I'm talking
10:43to Seema you're constantly batting in and getting involved I'm allowed to say it's my opinion no
10:48it's my opinion and nobody asked so and I think she took that probably with a bit of offense and
10:53I
10:53said to her no no it was meant in offense so she took it in the right in the right
10:56context yeah
10:59how are things with Sheena because that was all a bit well I felt like we didn't leave it like
11:04on a
11:04good note at all when we left the other night she was really like harsh to me you know in
11:09that
11:09conversation and at one point I was like you know what this is not going anywhere I'm gonna stand
11:13up so I literally took my glass I was like you know what ladies I'm gonna leave you to it
11:17she turns
11:17around and says yes I think you should leave I'm telling you something I'm not being spoken to so I
11:22just put my glass down I went to sit and I was like you know what I'm not leaving anywhere
11:26so I
11:27didn't I didn't like that tone but saying that you know I came with fresh good energy I'm really
11:32excited to be with you girls here so I feel like it was fine look someone I barely know decided
11:41to
11:41give their opinion on something that had nothing to do with them so did I snap absolutely was it
11:49justified absolutely you've got a lot of chats going on these next couple of days so you enjoy
11:56and we'll see you on the party just on the way home we need to sit up straight don't we
12:07legs crossed I
12:09think there's so much more than what we think the basics I would agree I thought she was teaching us
12:13how to eat without like so my dad was in the army and so we had to go to the
12:17big functions and he
12:18always taught us BMW which is bread meal wine not that we have wine because we were kids that's always
12:24left spreads always last spoon is always on the right girls tell you bomb silver spoons in your
12:31mouth ladies welcome this is Laura hi good afternoon ladies all of us ladies need a bit of a polish
12:40up
12:40and a refinement on our manners so I have searched the globe to find an international etiquette teacher
12:48to teach us the skills of etiquette so any questions that anyone's got to ask Laura about rudeness
12:54interrupting interrupting in different styles and formats eye-rolling selfishness what does it look
13:00like it's a bit rich and Pika arranging etiquette lessons when she needs them more than anyone
13:05she's got the biggest potty mouth I would now like you ladies to please take a seat
13:19right ladies I know a number of you were dragging the chairs and there was a lot of noise once
13:26you
13:27pull your chair out you want to stand in front of your chair bring your chair slightly forward and then
13:34sit down in one go
13:41obviously that's not right
13:49this is very excellent posture your back is not touching the back of the chair thank you that's wonderful
14:07I like you because you're like me when you're saying something horribly smile so who would like to tell me
14:14the first course we're going to eat
14:17Tanya said it's BRW the lady here I was speaking and she was trying to answer my question but it
14:24was like it was my answer oh it's not my answer
14:27no
14:27it's not my answer
14:28no it's not my answer
14:28oh okay
14:29you did Paige
14:30I apologise
14:31well Paige is on the best behaviour isn't she because she's never apologised for interrupting me before
14:37yes so I think in this group we have a tendency of getting involved she doesn't normally see it like
14:42that by the way
14:43I do
14:44why is she talking like this what's wrong with her
14:48sweet properly Paige you're from Gloucester
14:50okay I feel like in this group that we all get involved in conversations that not necessarily we're meant to
14:56be a part of and it can then spiral and then the group becomes fractured
15:00I'm thinking you asking in general you know you're not pointing fingers I hope no I'm asking in general
15:07okay
15:08Amina calm down it wasn't meant to be personal looks like I've hit a nerve
15:14anything you don't want sharing maybe don't repeat it and if you know there's a situation with you and a
15:21person deal with that person directly
15:24get a new set of friends
15:30I enjoyed that though
15:31well I just I can't
15:33I've stopped
15:33no you're a fidget
15:34yes I know
15:35should have worn my sunshine lanyard
15:37oh my god how funny was it when Paige changed her accent
15:39I know
15:40I have put all our differences to one side
15:43you don't like her
15:44I am enjoying the banter that we're having
15:46you know me it takes me a long time to warm up to people and then when I do I'm
15:51silly I
15:51hello hello hello
15:56your ears burning are they
15:58probably are
15:59I know they always are
16:01and then Paige just appears like creeping Jesus like oh
16:07do you guys know if
16:10Namina knows that Lauren's been saying that Namina is a gag
16:15what
16:15what's a gag
16:16what's a gag
16:17yeah I don't know what a gag is
16:18what is a gag
16:20g e g golf echo golf
16:23is gag even a word
16:25I don't even know what it means
16:27Lauren's been calling Namina a gag it's like she gegs on
16:30wait hang on how do you know that Lauren thinks that Namina is a gag seems on me
16:36why is it Seema told Namina
16:37Seema's not here she's poorly
16:39yeah
16:40Seema told me that Lauren's been calling Namina a gag
16:43and I've been thinking at the table it just clicked on my head because I thought oh
16:46is that what I'm talking about
16:48no
16:48oh
16:49this is a
16:49oh
16:50fuck
16:51Seema talking to Ralphie than you two
16:53wait so Seema said
16:55oh my god
16:56okay let's get the facts straight
16:57so Seema said that Lauren said that Namina is a gag
17:02yes
17:03and I can't remember if if
17:07Norena knows that Lauren's been called
17:08so we don't know if Norena knows that she's been called a gag
17:10this is making it far more fucking difficult
17:12so do we know that Lauren's
17:13just do we know that Lauren's
17:14shut up because you're fucking well in a minute
17:17oh my god
17:19before these two went to private school
17:21they need to get their money back
17:22absolute bird brains
17:28it was so lovely to see Tanya today
17:30I'm really happy she's here as well
17:32yeah
17:33she said to me today
17:34I said how are you know how are all the girls getting on
17:36and at the moment I'm feeling everything's good
17:38I feel that everyone's happy and everyone's excited
17:40and she's like
17:41well Lauren thinks that
17:43Namina's a gag
17:43I was like what
17:44what's a gag
17:45I don't know a gag
17:46I have no idea what gag means
17:49but it does not sound like a compliment
17:51so I'm not even sure what a gag is
17:53I was like gag
17:54what is a gag
17:56you know what I'm lost here
17:57please can you tell me what a gag is
18:00someone who goes to something
18:02they weren't actually invited to
18:04someone who butts into or who listens to a conversation
18:08someone who takes along
18:09but you haven't tagged along
18:11no I got invited to
18:12yeah
18:12Lauren is pot calling the kettle black
18:15she does it all the time
18:16so Lauren
18:17if the cap fits yourself
18:19wear it sweetheart
18:20and own it
18:28tonight I've told the girls to put on
18:30their finest pyjamas
18:31because we are having a slumber party
18:34peekaboo style
18:35fun fun fun
18:42who's ready for free day party
18:43oh look at you
18:45we're just waiting for Lauren to get changed
18:47I know what I was thinking
18:48why Lauren are you in your ginware
18:49well you
18:50what are you
18:50I'm in lounge
18:51I have the skins
18:52is that what you sleep in?
18:54do you know I actually don't sleep in anything
18:55I'm actually a naked sleeper
18:56it's healthy I sleep naked too
18:58do you sleep naked?
18:59no never
18:59sports bra on
19:01I'm Bridget Jones knickers
19:02you're marrying a billionaire
19:03you can work with that
19:04yeah it doesn't mind
19:04he knows the rules
19:05he knows the rules
19:06I wear the trousers in the household
19:07and say after a bad sex
19:08you don't touch me
19:09you do not
19:09I put Bridget Jones knickers on
19:11it holds my stomach in
19:13hey
19:14hey
19:15hey
19:16there's teenagers in the house
19:18I know
19:18I want to know what Sheena's secret recipe is
19:21because that woman is aging backwards
19:23I wish that etiquette lady was here now
19:25where you sat like that
19:29you're me now
19:31hello
19:31hello
19:33hello
19:33sexy
19:34saving the mask for last
19:36wow
19:37it's a pyjama party where I become looking for sex
19:40none of us fans see you honey bun
19:43to me?
19:44who wants for your hubby?
19:46who wants for your girlfriend?
19:46well the whole point of tonight ladies
19:49is to get the female prowess
19:52the inner alpha female
19:53that thing between your legs to pulsate and feel magical
19:58a thing that goes between my legs that makes me feel magical and pulsate tonight
20:03hmm
20:04it's a big vibrator
20:06great
20:07can't wait to go to bed
20:08so what we're going to do ladies
20:10we're going to go outside
20:11stop it
20:12we are going to
20:13howl to the moon
20:15oh oh oh oh
20:16oh my god
20:17I definitely feel like Hampi has done this before
20:21because yeah
20:21she is a pro at howling
20:24oh oh oh oh oh
20:26that is not her first time howl
20:29come on then ladies let's go
20:32enjoy girlies
20:33no I'm not doing that
20:34no
20:35no
20:37no no no no no
20:38I'm just confused about vagina to howl into
20:43the moon is going to be like what the fuck
20:45we're going to release only pens of negativity to the moon
20:50oh oh oh oh
20:53I was thinking it's really fucking foggy
20:55you can't see the moon
20:58oh oh oh oh
21:00we're all harmonising
21:02so we've had etiquette now we're howling at the moon from our vaginas
21:06who knows what's going to happen
21:11we've got a game ladies
21:12because I want to get to know each and every one of you better
21:15you pull out a question
21:16right
21:17you read it and you answer it
21:19Lauren's question
21:19Lauren
21:20wake me up
21:22who is the biggest gossip in the group
21:24oh
21:25oh
21:28I'm getting to know a bit more about you all
21:30it's me
21:33I've got the biggest gossip going
21:35you don't say
21:37you actually do
21:38I know
21:39you do
21:39I heard you said to Tanya
21:42that I was a gag
21:45I don't even know what a gag is
21:46I had to go on gag
21:47what's that
21:47you told Tanya
21:48no
21:49oh so you repeated that
21:51I did it
21:52I did it
21:53I did it
21:53well not to you
21:54I have a
21:55I've not told Namina
21:56right Namina wait
21:57I've told Namina
21:58right no no no
21:59who's told you
22:00I told I told Namina
22:02and Pika told me
22:03so gossip here
22:05gossip here
22:06gossip here
22:06gossip there
22:07told Tanya
22:08Tanya told Ampika
22:09I asked Paige
22:11I asked Paige
22:12I didn't say anything
22:13no Ampika asked
22:14Ampika told me this
22:16I was like oh shit
22:16you heard too
22:17I did say
22:18what what you are
22:19I'm a gag
22:20I don't even
22:20I had to get my phone out
22:21I never said gag
22:23I said beg
22:25oh no
22:27Lauren
22:28stop talking
22:30this was
22:31a few weeks ago
22:32when we all started
22:34hanging out together
22:35I said
22:36Namina
22:37you haven't
22:38there was a little bit
22:39of a gap
22:39so I'm not being horrible
22:41I've been dealing with
22:42something serious
22:43the last few years
22:43yes you have
22:44you got better
22:45and I'm so happy
22:46you're putting me
22:47as I'm someone
22:48outside this group
22:49trying to be part
22:50of the group
22:51what you've said
22:52is not really nice to say
22:54I think it's incorrect
22:55but it's not incorrect
22:56you don't speak
22:57to anyone
22:58we don't speak
22:59you haven't spoken to Paige
23:00I do
23:00first of all I'm not trying
23:02that's one thing
23:03to be part of a group
23:03that you've not seen anyone
23:04for three years
23:05I think you're not going to decide
23:07if I'm part of the group
23:08or not
23:08I saw Paige
23:08I see her
23:10whoa whoa whoa
23:11hold on a minute
23:12I am not deciding
23:14whether you're part of the group
23:16no
23:17I will
23:18wait
23:19wait
23:19I feel so uncomfortable
23:21right now
23:21because I really like Namina
23:22I love Lauren
23:25I don't know where to put myself
23:26I feel so awkward
23:28I will never decide
23:30whether you're part of a group
23:32that would be really unfair
23:34you just said
23:35I said you were a beg
23:36trying to be part of the group
23:38I'm not
23:38I don't think that's a nice statement
23:39that you've not hung around with us
23:40for three years
23:41I think you're just rude
23:42I just think you're rude
23:43and I'm just going to leave
23:44oh you think I'm rude
23:45I think you're being very rude
23:46I'm not being rude
23:50you are rude
23:57I'm not going after her
24:02I'm just going to cool down
24:05for five seconds
24:07I'm sad to see her get that hysterical
24:09and get really upset
24:11but she's been here all night
24:12and she's had all night to say something
24:14she's very calculated her
24:16she knows what she's doing
24:20I do not want to add
24:21to her
24:21to feel to the fire
24:22or be mean
24:23however in my experience
24:25does Namina get involved
24:26where she shouldn't
24:28absolutely
24:28so does that make her a gag
24:30then yeah I guess it does
24:32but this is exactly what she wants
24:33she's trying to make herself relevant
24:35I'm not
24:36I'm not siding with anyone
24:37I'm just going to go chuckle at her
24:38because she is upset
24:39do you know what I mean
24:39well you're a beg too then
24:41for running up
24:42don't call me a beg Lauren
24:43come on
24:43come on Lauren
24:44it's not fair
24:45no one should go off crying
24:46in any group situation
24:47you know what I mean
24:47it's not nice
24:49I'm not going to call you out
24:50in front of a group
24:50but you and I have the relationship
24:52where we tell each other things
24:53were you going to tell me to not speak
24:55no I'm not going to tell you not to speak
24:56because I'm not going to listen to that
24:57I feel like beg is a pretty bad word
24:58it's called a social climate
25:00it's the same thing
25:01oh Lauren
25:02that just hit a
25:03quite a sensitive nerve
25:04because I'm thinking
25:05like the last three years
25:06you're right
25:07you haven't seen me as much Lauren
25:08but what I've not been
25:10enjoying life
25:11I've actually been fighting for my life
25:12and for you to say something
25:13I'm trying to get back into this group
25:15and be part of the group
25:16you're being an insensitive bitch
25:17I'm sorry for my language
25:19you are being insensitive bitch
25:20I think she
25:20because I'm lucky and happy
25:22and grateful
25:23to be able to be part of this group again
25:25because if you asked me three years ago
25:26I wasn't even sure if I'm going to be here
25:29and Pika I'm going to be totally honest with you now
25:32yeah
25:32this game was only really going to go one way
25:35I disagree
25:35if you asked someone personal questions
25:37at some point
25:37well can I just say something you're actually wrong
25:39because this game did not go wrong because of the game
25:41this went wrong because somebody told her
25:44and I said she was a beg
25:45that's me
25:46which was you
25:46so actually it's your fault peekaboo
25:48it is my fault
25:48but however you said it
25:50read your question
25:51forget etiquette
25:52who is the most genuine
25:53me
25:55because I'll tell you exactly how it is
25:57oh
25:59no
26:09morning
26:10morning Angel Kay
26:11how was the patient this morning
26:12oh I didn't have a great night's sleep
26:21aww
26:22it's a new, new, new day
26:26how old are you now?
26:27you don't look 50
26:29thanks
26:30too bad I don't think any of us look our age
26:31I think we all look
26:33everyone looks great
26:33we do things don't we
26:35well
26:35well
26:36when are we having our fudges done?
26:38what are you getting your vaginas tightened?
26:39not tighter no
26:40it's just dropped a bit
26:42oh okay
26:42I just want it just
26:43pulled
26:44yeah it's just
26:45gravity really
26:47oh so it's droopy
26:48just want it like that
26:48let me show you gravity
26:49look at this
26:51Chelsea Healey
26:51and Brooke Vincent
26:52posted it
26:53my fudge
26:54look at that
26:57here you've got a foot on camel toe
26:59I can't even see that
27:01yours was much worse
27:11oh ladies
27:12we've got an action-packed day today
27:15so excited
27:16pulling out all the stops as usual
27:18oh
27:19so we have got
27:20three of us
27:21well four of us actually
27:22off to the animal farm
27:24for some animal therapy
27:27if I get shagged by a sheep
27:29I swear to god I'm going home
27:31and then for you ladies
27:32Paige, Sheena and Lauren
27:35you've got champagne sabarage
27:37I spend my life around animals
27:40and not enough time around champagne
27:42and Pika is there any chance
27:44we can re-jiggle the group
27:46with a very handsome sexy gentleman
27:50who's going to do something extra special
27:52with his sword
27:53I've never heard it called a sword before
27:55I know
27:56I know
27:57you have
27:58let's put a champagne
27:59right
28:00and that's where I wanna be
28:02come on ladies
28:03let's go
28:04woo
28:06oh hi
28:07hello
28:07hello
28:07well this is very Game of Thrones
28:09it is very Game of Thrones
28:10it's a little fire in a big fire pit
28:12yeah yeah yeah
28:12that is one
28:13big sword
28:15I hope it was hard to use that
28:17because yeah
28:18that would destroy someone
28:21oh
28:21shouldn't say that
28:27I'm going to be teaching you guys
28:29the art of sabarage
28:31which is
28:31opening a bottle of champagne
28:34with a sword
28:35as far as I'm concerned
28:35if we've all got fingers
28:37at the end of this
28:37we're doing good
28:38we're doing good
28:39I'm fine with that
28:41we take our bottle
28:43holding it from the bottom
28:44to keep my fingers and thumbs
28:45out of the way
28:45so not even using like
28:47the sharp tip of the blade
28:48just using
28:49using the base of it
28:50a few times back and forth
28:53there we go
29:01hi Claire
29:02hi
29:02super excited
29:03are you?
29:04please tell these ladies
29:05what we've got in store for them today
29:06you're going to meet some lovely fluffy alpaca boys
29:08take them for a little walk
29:10what we've got to be careful of around alpacas
29:12is that we actually not to touch them on the face
29:14if you go towards the face
29:16they're going to spit at you
29:17and when they spit
29:18it's the contents left of their bowels
29:20that they spit at you
29:22it better not fucking spit on me
29:28oh yeah
29:29I mean this is six inches isn't it like
29:33so we're dealing with six inches are we Tom
29:35I mean I'm not good at measurements
29:37so whatever you say Tom
29:40oh
29:42that was really good
29:43that was so cool
29:44that was actually probably one of the best demonstrations I've ever seen
29:48I'm absolutely delighted
29:49I never do well in these activities
29:51and now
29:52I've done it first time
29:54yay me
29:55lower down the blade where it's a bit heavier
29:57and make sure you are pushing down into the bottle as you go
30:01perfect
30:01yay
30:02look at that
30:03oh no
30:03and if you look again it's taking the top and the glass
30:06how clean that is
30:06clean off
30:08bit more pressure going down into the bottle
30:11yay
30:11perfect
30:13yay
30:13well done
30:14really good
30:14well done
30:15very cool I really enjoyed that
30:17well it's very bad Sheena got the best shot but I mean who got the best cleaners cut
30:20you that looks like yours is
30:25Rachel you're missing all the fun Rachel
30:28fun
30:29you've got mirrors on your ceiling a shower that fits four and you think walking that thing round is fun
30:33what's happened to you
30:35come on
30:36come on Winston you stubborn bugger
30:38come on
30:38Tanya you are not made for the farm
30:41that flat cap Tanya you look similar
30:45Claire do you find them quite affectionate animals would you say
30:48they're very nervous but when you build up the trust they are
30:50but if you want to go in for a cuddle you're more than welcome
30:53just give him a little stroke on his neck there
30:55urgh
30:57alpaca shit
30:59urgh
30:59urgh
31:00urgh
31:00I don't know why she keeps doing this to me
31:02last time I had to take a donkey for a walk
31:04it took me for a walk
31:10good
31:10good
31:11good
31:16oooh
31:19fucking hell
31:20get me out of here
31:22can I ask how the therapy is going
31:23I think Tanya is quite upset
31:25fine if you like out fucker shit
31:27urgh
31:30urgh
31:31oooh
31:33cheers girls
31:34well done
31:34thank you guys
31:35well done guys
31:36girlies
31:37chin chin
31:38see you later
31:38bye
31:39thank you
31:40do you wanna taste
31:42can you help me
31:45alright girlies
31:46hi
31:46hi
31:47how was that
31:48I loved it
31:49I'm not sure if Tanya agrees
31:50but I had an amazing time
31:52thank you Aunt Pika
31:53Tanya's walking home
31:54she stinks
31:56how's everyone feeling after last night
31:58how are you feeling
31:59I am still really upset about it
32:00I'm not gonna lie
32:00and I don't want to get emotional
32:02the things that have been said
32:03are just really upsetting
32:05you know
32:05and I felt like I was
32:06trying to explain myself
32:08and trying to kind of get a word in
32:10just escalated really quickly
32:12and it just genuinely
32:13really really upset me
32:15I don't agree with Lauren
32:17on this particular point
32:18I like the fact that Namina's in the group
32:20I don't understand what Lauren's problem is
32:23what the hell happened last night
32:26because
32:26who knows
32:27I will say Lauren like
32:28you were going in
32:30like you were going
32:31mm mm mm mm
32:32but was she giving it to get it
32:34oh yeah don't get me wrong
32:35it's not like that came out of nowhere
32:37from Lauren
32:37I mean she's been giving it
32:38a lot recently to everyone
32:40she has
32:40and I do agree
32:41with me
32:42she started with you
32:44she's coming for me
32:44and then it went
32:45yeah and I do agree
32:46I had told her that
32:47third time looking mate
32:48you got it
32:49you know you keep pushing
32:50you will get it
32:51I already know that
32:53when someone attacks me
32:54I go back
32:55twice as hard
32:56twice as horrible
32:57so don't bother
32:58because you're not gonna like
32:59what comes out my mouth
33:00why does she feel so entitled
33:02to feel
33:03that she needs to kind of know
33:04why I'm back in the group
33:05I don't disagree with you
33:07it's something that she said to Seema
33:08that she never thought
33:09you'd hear about
33:10or would get back to you
33:11she likes you
33:12well it doesn't sound like
33:13she likes me
33:14she says those things about me
33:15behind my back does it
33:16I was with Seema in a car
33:18and I asked her
33:19why Namina was hanging around
33:21with us
33:22as a social climber
33:24coming to these parties
33:26is a bit of a beg
33:27are these words harsh?
33:29yeah but
33:29Lauren says what she means
33:31and I don't necessarily disagree with her
33:34and she explained to me
33:36that she is launching
33:38a new equestrian outfit
33:41and she wants to be in the right circles
33:42she wants to be in the right circles
33:44for that
33:44to promote that
33:45to promote it
33:46and I said
33:47I get it
33:50when I met Lauren
33:51and you know
33:51when I met you girls
33:52I was a different person back then
33:53most of the time
33:54I wouldn't actually fight back
33:55but I'm a fighter
33:56I've been through absolute shit in my life
33:57and I will fight you
33:58if I have to
33:59I will fight you
33:59I'm not going to just swallow
34:00because that's the person you are
34:02with Lauren it could go one
34:04of either two ways
34:05she could reflect
34:06and be apologetic
34:07or
34:08she could get really defensive
34:10and make it worse
34:11I mean I really hope
34:12that it's not the latter
34:13I hope that she's kicked out
34:14I hope so too
34:15because I do not know
34:15how I will react at this point
34:17and moment of time
34:18you know I just don't know
34:31tonight I've really pulled out the stops
34:34I've spared no expense
34:36I've got two chefs from London
34:37to make sure that the food is on point
34:39I want this to be
34:41the most lovely warm welcoming
34:43last supper that we have together
34:45to finish the retreat off
34:50I'd like everyone to be seated
34:52remember how to manoeuvre your chairs
34:54oh yes
34:55thanks for that
34:56oh I love it
34:58oh you're not meant to put your handbag on the table are you
35:01and we all have
35:02every single one of us have
35:09Sheena can I just say
35:10because you've had that wonderful activity
35:11of learning how to
35:13oh my god
35:14it was
35:14could you do the honours with the champagne
35:17yeah
35:18yeah we got it
35:19I'll open the bottle
35:20but not like that
35:20do you know what though Ampika
35:22what a great activity
35:23great party trick
35:24that I'm definitely going to take
35:25oh yes
35:26I freaking love that sword
35:27that was like
35:28alright
35:29Ampika
35:30clearly
35:31was not messing around
35:32when she said
35:33Tom
35:34had a big sword
35:35hmm
35:36it was so fun
35:37that sounds like in like a movie
35:39I love my own alpaca
35:40oh it was an ugly thing
35:42was it Winston
35:42Winston
35:42no you had Winston
35:43he was human
35:44he had a proper grumpy face
35:46I thought you
35:46I thought you looked very similar to it
35:48I did too with the black cap on
35:49I thought like pet like owner honestly
35:50I've had a brownie thank you
35:52the guy that did your brownie
35:53oh no
35:55fucking hell
35:55oh
35:57bloody hell Sheena
35:58why we fellas shook them with fright
36:00to peekaboo thank you
36:02thank you so much
36:04I've got some wonderful adventurers
36:06each and every one of you
36:07from the bottom of my heart
36:08to get all of your diaries
36:10where someone's free
36:11without childcare
36:12without animal problems
36:14without work
36:14to get you all together
36:15oh no
36:16talking about diaries
36:18I've messed up girls
36:19I thought Ralphie's game was tomorrow
36:20and it's tonight
36:21so I'm going to have to scoot off
36:24mid
36:25football mum life
36:26if I missed Ralphie's first game
36:29for his new club
36:30he would never forgive me
36:31and I wouldn't forgive myself
36:32the mum guilt
36:33ugh
36:34it's my brain
36:35I can't remember dates
36:36it's like an actual flump
36:39wishing good luck from us
36:40I love you I love you I love you
36:42bye
36:42drive safe
36:44bye
36:44how did you meet David?
36:46how did you guys meet?
36:47through a blind date
36:48so about 17 years ago
36:50I went on a date
36:50he was with somebody
36:52but he was never married
36:53he never lived with anybody
36:54he lived his life as a single man
36:56so I said you've got to make a decision
36:58whether you're going to stay
36:59with the partner
37:00who you've had your children with
37:02or whether you want to be with me
37:04and that's not a threat
37:05and he just said
37:06I've made my mind up
37:07I want to be with you
37:09aww
37:10aww
37:10so yeah
37:11I think life is full of ups and downs for everybody
37:14but I always say to people that good things happen to good people
37:18and I've been a very good person
37:20majority of my life
37:22and that's why I've got my happily ever after
37:24I work hard and make my own money
37:26I said to me when we get married
37:27I'm happy to sign a prenup
37:29get the prenup written
37:30I really believe in prenup
37:32I think as well
37:33going through what we've gone through
37:35and single-handedly supporting a family
37:37when you get back on the dating apps
37:39men also find it quite intimidating
37:41when a woman is totally in their alpha energy
37:45yes
37:45which I don't want to be in my alpha energy
37:47I don't
37:48but the fact is
37:50I'm like
37:52aww
37:52why are you going upset now
37:54don't be silly
37:55I get it
37:55you're being a mum and a dad
37:56and everything in one
37:59I can relate to how Rachel feels
38:01we've both gone through similar experiences in our life
38:05but what they say is
38:06what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
38:08sometimes you just have to put your big girl knickers on
38:10and get on with it
38:12I carry everything
38:13you know
38:14and it's a lot of stress
38:16so I'm always in my alpha energy
38:18and I hate it
38:19you do it so well
38:20you wish you wouldn't have to
38:22I wish I wouldn't have to
38:23and I like to soften
38:25but also you know
38:26even what I earn
38:28they find it intimidating
38:30I feel like sometimes you can't win
38:31you work so hard so you are independent
38:33you don't need to rely on anyone
38:35but then they don't like it when you work so hard
38:38I also put the children first
38:40I always will do
38:41Nick and probably any other man that I might meet
38:44is going to find that really frustrating
38:46that they're not the top of my list
38:48but when you're a mum of five
38:50how can anyone be above your kids?
38:52I think I would only date older
38:53I do
38:54I just I like an older man
38:56oh so do I Rachel
38:57we know you do
38:59you don't say
39:01could you imagine me around no folks home
39:03I'd be lethal
39:04oh my goodness
39:07where's Peekaboo?
39:15did you feel like you've had a lot of
39:17you know judgment around the age gap?
39:19a hell of a lot
39:20yeah and a lot of abuse on social media
39:22I think one because the age gap
39:24and two because of David's wealth
39:26I think people are very judgmental in general
39:28when it comes to age gap
39:29jealous
39:30also a little bit jealous of the situation
39:32I get it from all angles
39:34it's not about interracial
39:35it's more the fact we're interfaith
39:36like obviously I know I have converted
39:38but I still get it a lot from you know
39:40a lot of the communities
39:41Paige have you changed your fashion sense
39:43since being with Amir would you say?
39:44no I actually haven't
39:45I've made it my kind of strength to be me
39:49would you wear revealing things?
39:50I've never really been one to have my boobs out too much
39:53but that's mainly because I don't like my boobs
39:54I'm so happy
39:55we're actually
39:56because I actually
39:57I don't think you realise
39:58you said something
39:59you know at Rachel's murder mystery
40:01murder mystery
40:02you said to me
40:03you look gorgeous
40:04but Amir would never let me leave the house
40:06oh no he wouldn't
40:07he wouldn't dress like that
40:08sadly that's the honest truth
40:09he probably wouldn't
40:10he would have a go at me
40:16oh my god Amir would kill me
40:17he was like
40:18he would love it
40:19he would be like no
40:20no
40:22that felt a little bit judgmental
40:24oh my god
40:24it felt a little bit like
40:25oh he would never let me go like
40:27oh no no
40:27you take that
40:28I felt really happy
40:30and you know
40:30I felt like I dressed your part
40:32you thought I judged you?
40:33I felt a little bit judged it
40:35this is so weird
40:37because wasn't Paige
40:38the one that
40:39ran out after Namina
40:40when she was really upset
40:41and actually spent
40:42the rest of the night with her
40:43and now for Namina
40:45to kind of turn on her
40:46and pick at her
40:48for something like
40:48so petty
40:50that's not very good
40:51I think it sounded like
40:53you were maybe saying
40:54that she was disrespecting
40:56her husband
40:56by going out like that
40:57and they're not like that
40:58this is a bit of a stretch
40:59he completely trusts
41:00whatever she wears
41:01this is a bit of a reach
41:02girls this is a bit of a reach
41:03I'm completely lost
41:04if Namina had such a problem
41:06with what I said
41:07why is she waiting until now
41:08to tell me?
41:09why am I getting like
41:12penalized?
41:12you're not being attacked
41:13you're not being attacked
41:14oh my god
41:15like my god
41:16let me have a go at a man
41:17like it's just my personal views
41:18I never judge anyone
41:20for what they look like
41:21do or anything
41:22I respect that
41:22please don't make me
41:24I am not a judge
41:25I have been judged
41:26all my life
41:27no I'm getting pissed
41:29I'm not going to be
41:29like I'm a judgy person
41:30because I never judge anyone
41:32I have been through it
41:34I have been that
41:35and been the person
41:36who was fucking judged
41:37so what
41:38I have a community
41:40where I am not
41:40don't fit in
41:41I am judged on every walk
41:43of my religion
41:44everything that I do
41:44I would never fucking judge anyone
41:48is your husband
41:49happy for you
41:51to go out
41:51in whatever you've got on
41:53yes?
41:54then crack on
41:55why do you care
41:56don't care about
41:56somebody's opinion
41:58babes
41:58if you're going to wear
41:59a see-through outfit
42:00be confident in it
42:01and crack on
42:03don't make me like a judgy person
42:05are you going to let me speak
42:06or not?
42:07let's just calm down
42:08let's just calm down
42:09I respect that you apologise
42:10and I feel like we should
42:11just leave it there
42:12okay well I can
42:13I heard you
42:14I heard you
42:15and I'm sorry you fart that way
42:16okay
42:16then I don't think you think
42:17the people you speak
42:18and this is a positive thing
42:21she doesn't think
42:22before she speaks
42:23she doesn't
42:23what about you?
42:24well you've not stopped speaking
42:26missus
42:26am I allowed to speak
42:28or not?
42:29go for it
42:30you're holding court
42:31so continue
42:31no I'm not
42:34Namina's forming a little bit
42:36of a pattern here
42:37first it was me
42:37then it was Paige
42:39now it's Lauren
42:40look out girls
42:41who's next
42:41I was with Seema
42:43on the way home
42:45and I said
42:46how come Namina's
42:47hanging around again
42:48is she becoming a bit
42:49of a beck
42:50by saying that
42:51you're basically
42:52I'm just
42:53well you just said it
42:53I appreciate my time
42:55more than anything
42:57of anything in life
42:58which is why
42:59I couldn't understand
42:59why you would come
43:01to these parties
43:01I choose to be around people
43:02where I want
43:02why not?
43:03I want to celebrate life
43:04I want to be around people
43:05I actually like these girls
43:09you should actually say
43:10to Seema turn around
43:12and not question it
43:13and say
43:13I am allowed to question one
43:14no you should
43:15as a friend
43:16I did
43:17as a friend you said
43:17good on her
43:18for being around again
43:20and I did
43:21after everything
43:21she's been through
43:22and I did at the end
43:23at the end
43:24no
43:24but why question it
43:26in the fucking first place
43:27because I couldn't understand
43:28why anybody would want to come
43:30to an event
43:31and be an extra
43:32I've never been a fucking extra
43:34where are you getting that from
43:35I've never been an extra
43:37no you haven't
43:38and that's why
43:38I couldn't understand
43:39why you were there
43:40I'm getting myself back
43:41I've been quiet for three years
43:43fighting something behind the scenes
43:44I understand that
43:45I understand that
43:47I think Nermeen is one of the strongest girls
43:49going through what she's been through
43:50my father had cancer
43:51and I don't think it ever leaves you
43:52I'm trying to get back out there
43:54build my business
43:55and I said
43:56well done to Seema
43:59being here with girls like you
44:00the word beg is not nice
44:02and I apologise
44:03I shouldn't have said it
44:05but why Seema said the word beg
44:07why she repeated it all
44:09and actually
44:10if you're going to repeat a conversation
44:11I have no problem
44:12but say the end
44:13the end was
44:14I'm glad that you're here
44:17if there's anything that Seema needs to learn
44:19it's to keep her mouth firmly closed
44:21because all of this Seema
44:23is down to you
44:26I do feel like a conversation
44:28is going to have to be had with Seema
44:30to find out what she said and done
44:33at this point I don't understand
44:35why she's done it
44:36but there has to be a reason
44:37because this is not making sense to me
44:39right now
44:51next time on the Real Housewives of Cheshire
44:53oh my god right
44:56brain freeze
44:56ah fucking hell
44:58fuck me
45:00how are you feeling you're very stiff
45:02it's literally like someone's pulling my skin
45:05what did you say
45:08we've got a lot of stress with our house
45:10I always am able to manage my stress
45:12and I'm finding it the most hard
45:14to talk to him
45:16the closest person to me
45:17ring me
45:18you never ring me
45:19but I did ring you
45:19she has sent messages to you
45:21to invite you out
45:22and you have replied
45:23I've got my freaking messages
45:25there you go
45:26polka dot princess
45:27as polka dot
45:58i will hang the soil
45:58as well
45:58as could be a passage of food
45:58i can fold my fingers
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