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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:03Come on.
00:01:24Oh, shit.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next
00:01:49session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy
00:02:17are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you
00:02:31i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell where's my one by
00:02:35oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you you yelled it out nothing worse
00:03:18nothing worse really how much she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox
00:04:24is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:38duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man anxious
00:05:07i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational
00:06:22to tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people
00:06:27on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that
00:06:33one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does
00:06:39it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to
00:06:47help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade
00:07:43of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a
00:07:50fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we
00:07:57we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting
00:08:10yes yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could
00:08:19use
00:08:20um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a
00:08:29step back oh
00:08:30can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s
00:08:39of stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:49uh-huh mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that is the s of stop is
00:08:55for stop
00:08:55correct i mean can you people pretend to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is
00:09:21only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you testing
00:09:31me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl
00:09:39a is for at
00:09:41uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say it i'm gonna say it retarded okay
00:09:47and the last
00:09:48t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists huh i said it okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17and we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she'd look like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being divergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm
00:12:00not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take
00:12:06the
00:12:06neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and
00:12:11like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it
00:12:16and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro right
00:12:21right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and
00:12:25stuff
00:12:25we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's a really interesting perspective
00:12:34on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks
00:12:47joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good good
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so
00:14:30for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:57and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:09i'm sorry
00:15:14jack pehi chan ho
00:15:18jack pehi chan ho
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary, huh?
00:15:58Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:18It's like alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah, but that's the thing you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg,
00:16:58you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to change
00:18:51all of them.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:53Um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password, then I can change
00:18:59them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:44I, I, I, I, I...
00:19:50I, I, it's, it's, it's Halloumi's birthday.
00:19:56Halloumi?
00:19:57Yeah, our, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Halloumi, wiener dog, uh, we scattered her ashes at the beach.
00:20:05that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride
00:20:15with the animatronic Chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Good idea.
00:20:39Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:44This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:57Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:20We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:22Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa
00:21:26and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so I really gotta get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept.
00:21:42But, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't...
00:21:48He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked...
00:21:51for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04his shoes,
00:22:05his medication,
00:22:07you know, that kind of thing.
00:22:07And, uh,
00:22:09he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up
00:22:13with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out
00:22:23where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34You're welcome.
00:22:34He gave me...
00:22:35This house gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it
00:22:38on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how
00:22:46I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Woo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm sure you
00:23:07keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I'm...
00:23:12I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up the...
00:23:27this...
00:23:37This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No.
00:23:46Uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay.
00:23:49What...
00:23:49She, uh...
00:23:49She wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who
00:24:36put herself in a Cal Train's path.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill,
00:24:41or else they will all want one.
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say?
00:24:54Clepto.
00:24:55Hiro.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it
00:25:01to smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun,
00:25:06you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:22It's embarrassing.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:55You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um, he tried to fly
00:26:04too close to the sun,
00:26:06but his wings melted,
00:26:07and so he fell down to Earth
00:26:09and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low,
00:26:12he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning,
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun,
00:26:20but hey,
00:26:22you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay.
00:26:24Thanks, Mom.
00:26:27I love you so much
00:26:28if you have no idea.
00:26:30It won't be nice.
00:26:45Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so.
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man
00:27:07is in the system,
00:27:08but...
00:27:10Hun, it looks like
00:27:12your transcript
00:27:13from your last school
00:27:14never arrived.
00:27:16We can't onboard you
00:27:18until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed
00:27:20to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21What?
00:27:22Can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't...
00:27:49He didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you
00:27:51go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:54Hi.
00:27:57I'm all right.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:38Have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Bye, bye.
00:28:42Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk.
00:28:47That's, that's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate, um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine.
00:28:57That's fine.
00:28:57Follow me.
00:28:58Uh, we'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:00Um, when you were insider trading off your patients, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients, most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10given to you in strict confidence, according to the rules of Therapy International, I'm
00:29:16just curious.
00:29:22Oh my God.
00:29:24Oh my God.
00:30:09Oh my God.
00:30:09Oh my God.
00:30:11Oh my God.
00:30:13Oh my God.
00:31:18Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay, let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay, thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:38Uh, I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up.
00:33:07Sure.
00:33:08I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image?
00:33:28Harper, this, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What's?
00:33:41Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no did.
00:34:09No did.
00:34:10Like hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis.
00:34:11Like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:14Oh, she's on the 280 and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that I've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman and this is not protecting
00:34:28and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The I of Node.
00:35:09The I of Node.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in the space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:41The secret to success.
00:35:43Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers,
00:36:06not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:14Morons.
00:36:15Morons.
00:36:15Morons.
00:36:22Morons.
00:36:28Morons.
00:36:38Morons.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know about that,
00:38:12too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Yonushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:46Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coin.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:28Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Wow!
00:39:56Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:58Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No, no, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up.
00:41:33Shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right over there, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I hear her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try the left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:55You have no idea what we're talking about.
00:43:57You have no idea what teens see.
00:44:15You have no idea.
00:44:25This is where we 5.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Hey, calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down, calm down.
00:45:27Get out!
00:45:28I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary, Gary.
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:31He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44I...
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I...
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patient's trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear Panty House.
00:46:38Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already
00:46:49weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt
00:47:04at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:06And now I have, uh...
00:47:08A 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory
00:47:10of the little cowboy hat
00:47:11I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything
00:47:18because you have information.
00:47:21But information
00:47:22is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:36Don't...
00:47:37Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44Please.
00:47:44It was just
00:47:45on the little
00:47:47insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't
00:47:57unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence
00:48:01of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this
00:48:04all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing
00:48:06that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli
00:48:08finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon
00:48:17shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved
00:48:22or earned
00:48:23for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need
00:48:30is just
00:48:32one
00:48:33of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could
00:48:37just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And of course,
00:48:41someone who's gonna...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back
00:49:14in a game.
00:49:14You know,
00:49:14what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping
00:49:22at his feet.
00:49:23Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on again.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So,
00:50:27Duncan Park...
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:36It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth
00:50:58hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile,
00:51:03arrogant,
00:51:04incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become
00:51:18resentful of
00:51:19our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder
00:51:24or teach me
00:51:25and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside,
00:51:28I know a psychiatrist
00:51:29who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived,
00:51:32broke his neck,
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there
00:51:40and listen to people's
00:51:41little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was,
00:51:46suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary,
00:51:52I was there
00:51:53when Phil told you
00:51:54that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No, he...
00:52:01No, you're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong
00:52:02because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken
00:52:05about that.
00:52:06But the point
00:52:07is that
00:52:08Duncan Park
00:52:10deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody
00:52:12anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich,
00:52:16poor,
00:52:17it doesn't matter.
00:52:22can we stop fighting
00:52:23now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight
00:52:26with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway,
00:52:34here,
00:52:38I know that you feel
00:52:39that you don't always
00:52:40get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43it's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish
00:52:47I could give you
00:52:47a better...
00:52:52Anyway,
00:52:53here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:10Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:17I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:21Oh, ma'am.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is
00:53:33our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:34I sort of prefer Alpine,
00:53:36but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube,
00:53:46Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had
00:53:47so many nannies,
00:53:48anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:51This is what I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones
00:53:54when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom
00:54:05about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma,
00:54:09okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:16I can get into Stanford
00:54:17for real
00:54:17without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need
00:54:20all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom
00:54:22will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:27cheating is doing it
00:54:29for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating
00:54:31is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:34And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights
00:55:12the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance
00:55:17with a guardian
00:55:19of splendor
00:55:21inviting you
00:55:23to dance.
00:55:26Pippin,
00:55:28think about the sun.
00:55:33Think about your life.
00:55:36Pippin,
00:55:38days are tame
00:55:39and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty
00:55:44in one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning
00:55:51are falling out today.
00:55:56Pippin,
00:55:58think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall
00:56:06about to shoot
00:56:06a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're
00:56:09a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone?
00:56:12Sander.
00:56:12Until we get his transcript,
00:56:14he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park,
00:56:17hypergnosis.
00:56:19Zero days
00:56:20since I've stabbed
00:56:21someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25You're up in your face.
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39when she signed me up
00:56:40to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me
00:56:42like a fire alarm
00:56:43at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad
00:56:46it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:49Bardolph goes to see Joanne
00:56:50for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset
00:56:53at something.
00:56:55I don't know
00:56:56if we really know
00:56:57what that is yet.
00:56:58To me,
00:56:59some of it's just
00:56:59old-fashioned generational
00:57:01ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees
00:57:04the younger people
00:57:05screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him
00:57:08a mnemonic,
00:57:09stop.
00:57:10S, stop,
00:57:11T,
00:57:12take a step back,
00:57:12O, observe,
00:57:14P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing
00:57:18to remember
00:57:19for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop
00:57:20is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed
00:57:23upon one of my writers
00:57:25and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start
00:57:28S is for start.
00:57:30T,
00:57:31uh,
00:57:31throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view
00:57:35of Bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into
00:57:40making stop
00:57:41the first
00:57:42step of stop
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T
00:57:50is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start
00:57:51throwing things
00:57:53and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne
00:58:00texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two
00:58:07you have
00:58:07a real
00:58:08ratcheting up
00:58:09of the Joanne
00:58:10Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14they were gonna be partners
00:58:15and now she's not
00:58:16returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to
00:58:18sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking
00:58:21into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all,
00:58:23it's probably my favorite
00:58:24scene.
00:58:24in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27are duking it out
00:58:29in a way that's
00:58:30incredibly gratifying
00:58:32to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33like working with Sarah
00:58:34has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know,
00:58:37it's important like
00:58:38to show up every day
00:58:39to work and be inspired
00:58:40by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder
00:58:42and you know,
00:58:43be better.
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45a little
00:58:48insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime
00:58:53and I'm the natural
00:58:54consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment
00:58:56when their characters
00:58:58wants and needs
00:59:00come to
00:59:01a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly
00:59:04gives in.
00:59:05All I need
00:59:06is just
00:59:06one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph
00:59:13is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want
00:59:16people talking to him
00:59:17and worshipping
00:59:18at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22in the next episode
00:59:23of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
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