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Matrimoney With
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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to
00:00:38yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, nobody thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:29Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:48Oh!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:51Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:15Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:21For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah?
00:02:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:41And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:55Excuse me.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:10He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:17Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:43Cool.
00:03:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52Michelangelo.
00:03:54Chantal.
00:03:55Nice to meet you.
00:03:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Now there's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential.
00:04:38Okay?
00:04:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:42Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:47Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:52You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:56But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:28And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:35I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:38We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:41Julia.
00:05:42Julia.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:57Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This is...
00:06:09No, no, forget about it.
00:06:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:17For my doggy daycare.
00:06:19My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:30After her parents passed.
00:06:32I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And, uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Peggy.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:18Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:25Mm-hmm.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What, exactly?
00:08:11How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean...
00:08:14It's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47For me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm...
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog Walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:04That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking product!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:20Whoa!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:29No, no, no.
00:09:29Please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:34And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Poor Florida.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38Alright?
00:09:39Just have a seat.
00:09:40Alright?
00:09:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:51Cancer?
00:09:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:11What kind of deal?
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus.
00:10:24What are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Well, Angela, look.
00:10:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:44At least I do.
00:10:45Obviously.
00:10:46See?
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:08You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:12As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:23if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:11:54then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:57And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:00What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it. Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract.
00:12:13And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:12:17I read my mind.
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:12:23You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:29And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:35Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:41Look, there's nothing wrong with, uh, an arranged marriage, but,
00:12:44well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, all right?
00:12:48That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:51While we agree it.
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53All right.
00:12:55Sign here.
00:13:14Salute to the new couple.
00:13:17Mmm.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:31Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:08Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man thong?
00:14:21It's trademarked.
00:14:26Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:28If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:29I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:32It's electric.
00:14:38Oh, by the way.
00:14:40This is gonna work.
00:14:42You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:58Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're staying reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:09Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:21So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:24Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Villino?
00:15:31Maybe you've...
00:15:32heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo?
00:15:34Dino Villino?
00:15:35Shh!
00:15:40So, should I ever have to start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:54He's so...
00:15:55toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil?
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:08Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:15We'll talk about this later.
00:16:26This is...
00:16:38Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:41We're already wet.
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:17:00Where did that come from?
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:27I love the artwork.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:29Ooh, good taste.
00:17:34Oh, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:38More for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here,
00:17:45you should see the bedroom.
00:17:47Ooh.
00:17:58Who are you?
00:18:00Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia.
00:18:05My roommate.
00:18:08Whatever.
00:18:09Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:18Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:21You've gotta be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:25Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:18:31Sweet dreams!
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:41How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:07And, um...
00:19:08Don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink.
00:19:12It won't happen again.
00:19:14Better not.
00:19:22Mom.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:30My head's killing me.
00:19:31We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:37I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:40Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:19:51My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:00Yeah, no shit.
00:20:00I'm serious.
00:20:03Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:10Dog walker.
00:20:11And just so we're clear.
00:20:12I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:21I'm sorry.
00:20:22It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23I'm just really...
00:20:27hungover.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:35Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know. I like it.
00:20:44Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:50Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:53Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right.
00:20:58Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah, you're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:20Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:32Same here.
00:21:40Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44His whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:22:00I'd like to.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:14Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:19Movie extra?
00:22:20You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23It was trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:39I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:46If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:49My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:54I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:03No.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:11Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:31I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:35Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:38Um, it's just a class ring.
00:23:41From high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:47Public schools.
00:23:48Am I right?
00:23:53I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:59No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:03I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:08Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Your voice pooped.
00:24:15You should pick it up.
00:24:17Where?
00:24:17I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:29Of course.
00:24:30It's an office.
00:24:31You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:41That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:45So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:49Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:50Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:25:01Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:06Are you okay?
00:25:08Hi.
00:25:08I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:18And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:23He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah.
00:25:28That's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, Dad?
00:25:42What a day, Dad.
00:25:43What a day, Dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:45Look at you.
00:25:45You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:50Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:52Hard work does pay off.
00:25:54Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:56She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now...
00:26:03Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, I see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:39One day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:44Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:48you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50brings you closer together,
00:26:53comfort each other just like your mom and I.
00:26:55used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking.
00:26:59It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:27:04Tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:27:12The LA Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:27:18to the Dino Berlina Mamma.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit...
00:27:23soon, Dad?
00:27:24I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:27:30Yeah, yeah.
00:27:30Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight,
00:27:37in the limo, and...
00:27:39don't be late.
00:27:43What?
00:27:43My dad.
00:27:44Mmm-hmm.
00:27:55So...
00:27:56remind me.
00:27:57Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:01because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister and and you know
00:28:08I never splurge on stuff like this but since I'm part of the Dina Lavino
00:28:12family now I think I can afford to let my hair down you better not let that hair
00:28:17down sorry just an expression
00:28:26how's it going in there I'm coming out
00:28:38that bad I've never seen a dog walker look this hot by that dress ASAP
00:28:51leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:29:30what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself
00:29:34thanks did you forget my name
00:29:39no there's just something different did you change your hair
00:29:44why do you care the man whorehouse is yours tonight I'm going out
00:29:49I just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:29:54I'm taking this
00:29:56wait I've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:29:58I told you I'm busy hold on
00:30:04Amelia
00:30:11all right hey look who's right on time nice
00:30:16where's Amelia
00:30:19she's sick she can't make it
00:30:22whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no
00:30:23if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party
00:30:26yeah you got to stay home with her
00:30:28give her some give her some nice soup
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one
00:30:33tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon
00:30:35poor thing
00:30:38okay dad
00:30:39see you in the office
00:30:46stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:58hey it's michael angelo dino navino
00:31:00you still track people
00:31:17wow
00:31:18Amelia
00:31:19hi
00:31:21you look like you just walked off a runway
00:31:24without a dog
00:31:26sorry I don't come to concerts often
00:31:29I kind of panicked
00:31:30no worries I should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:31:34yeah
00:31:35but you're drinking for free tonight
00:31:37talk to the bartender
00:31:39wow the IP treatment
00:31:40you look like it
00:31:43thanks dad
00:31:46hey lover boy
00:31:47we're on
00:31:49gotta go
00:31:51find me in the green room after
00:31:53hope you like it
00:31:54break a leg
00:31:55love your beer
00:32:15rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:32:27good
00:32:28nothing from michael angelo
00:32:29maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:33one more please
00:32:38but that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:32:48jake you guys are great
00:32:51you really think so
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:32:55the who
00:32:58you don't know the strokes
00:33:01are they older
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:33:07it's alright
00:33:08lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:33:11you want some of that a drink
00:33:12yeah
00:33:13thank you
00:33:19so
00:33:20when did you learn how to play guitar
00:33:23since I was 13
00:33:25played in bands all through high school and college
00:33:27but
00:33:27I feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:33:30that's awesome
00:33:31when I get my record deal
00:33:33I can fully quit my job
00:33:35focus on music full time
00:33:36you're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it
00:33:41I do but
00:33:42it's just another gig until I hit it big in music
00:33:45I don't even like dogs that much
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person
00:33:49a cat person?
00:33:53who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:55even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:00I just want to relax
00:34:01have a good time
00:34:03I'm beautiful you know that
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake
00:34:10now I'm not sure
00:34:11we have nothing in common
00:34:13is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19the heck
00:34:20I'm tipsy
00:34:21and he's cute
00:34:22michelangelo had his fun
00:34:23now I can have mine
00:34:38looks like someone needs obedience
00:34:41what's going on?
00:34:43that's michelangelo Dina Levino
00:34:45the nepo baby underwear model
00:34:47he's not
00:34:48you coming with me dog walker?
00:34:50don't make me get the leash
00:34:51what the hell michelangelo?
00:34:53back off
00:34:54dude
00:34:55back off
00:34:56grubby little hipster
00:34:57she's my fianc茅e
00:34:59so that was an engagement ring
00:35:01Jake I can explain
00:35:04let's go
00:35:06I'm really sorry Jake
00:35:08I'm not Jake
00:35:14this
00:35:15is for making me uber
00:35:16all the way to fucking Silver Lake
00:35:20and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:35:27I can't believe you did that
00:35:29after your high and mighty speech
00:35:30you're such a hypocrite
00:35:31yeah well I don't have the paparazzi following me around
00:35:34just an Italian American psycho
00:35:37I'm not following you around
00:35:39you know what I get it
00:35:40you saw me with Chantel last night
00:35:42and now you're jealous
00:35:45me jealous?
00:35:46did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48like I would ever fuck a dog walker
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker
00:35:52you playboy prick
00:35:53I have a name
00:35:55wait what are you doing
00:35:56that is an original
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:00oh fine
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine
00:36:03go back to ancient Rome
00:36:04and get another one
00:36:05I don't care about your art
00:36:06your money
00:36:06your stupid mansion
00:36:07they're treating me
00:36:08like shit
00:36:10that's from the renaissance
00:36:11you are history's worst nightmare
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you
00:36:15we signed a contract
00:36:16for an arranged marriage
00:36:17did you actually think this arrangement
00:36:19would be anything more than a business transaction
00:36:21you are such a simpleton
00:36:25wait wait wait wait
00:36:27well at least I'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:29I tried to get along with you
00:36:31you brought this on to yourself
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement
00:36:34right back at you
00:36:36I fucking hate you
00:36:38I fucking hate you more
00:36:59I wish I didn't care about what this is
00:37:03she don't want to say
00:37:05she don't want to say
00:37:13she don't want to say
00:37:29I'm not a c峄
00:37:43where am i who's spooning me
00:37:48is that jake how drunk was i
00:37:56michelangelo dog walker
00:38:00oh i forgot we did that last night
00:38:04must have been all those free beers
00:38:08we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many drinks just forget it ever happened
00:38:14if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work i should get up too
00:38:25oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:38:31thanks for coming today sis
00:38:32of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:38:38well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:47you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:38:56so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:39:07michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:39:12maybe i did misjudge him
00:39:16and how was it
00:39:18well really bad right i knew it
00:39:22actually it was the best sex i ever had
00:39:28well that explains the glow
00:39:32i am happy for you sis
00:39:35physical chemistry is important
00:39:37that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:39:40i don't get it
00:39:41he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:39:44i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again
00:39:50you get the picture
00:39:53hey
00:39:55opposite to track
00:39:56i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:01because you're so different
00:40:03something like that
00:40:13here comes right on the schedule
00:40:16dog walker's in love with me
00:40:18i'll have to let her down easy
00:40:21weird
00:40:21i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:40:33what was that about
00:40:35must be the hangover
00:40:45hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:40:46maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:01hey unfortunately something came up
00:41:03why i can't make it tonight
00:41:09why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:41:11and why hasn't she
00:41:12texted me yet
00:41:37why can't she talk a ton about what she's just talking about
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:57I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl.
00:42:03I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay, I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:21Frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:42:23You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:42:50but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:58I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:01But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:11You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it, too.
00:43:25Amelia, please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:43:30I felt it, too.
00:43:35So, why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:41Me, too.
00:43:51I forgot about it.
00:43:58I felt it.
00:44:03I was holding it.
00:44:03I'm hungry.
00:44:04YouWo are doing murder based.
00:44:07You're 薪邪褍褔 of your topping.
00:44:08So, you can't have something you're going on more than a money Money.
00:44:11I mean, I've been glad to make.
00:44:16so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:44:20light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:44:27no wonder they canceled vanderpump super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:44:32till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:42you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:50you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:57i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:45:06together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:45:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:45:32oh hey royce
00:45:35jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told
00:45:45you
00:45:45about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like
00:45:53that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:45:58he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:01well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:46:06and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:46:12dina volino i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:46:18i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to
00:46:26talk to
00:46:26is my fiance we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:46:34come on gucci let's go
00:46:39cats are awesome
00:46:43that was a great presentation
00:46:48the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:51you think so
00:46:53maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing
00:46:56oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:00you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:03gucci sure
00:47:04but i mean you know dogs are merely a specialty
00:47:07yeah but that's how you impress her
00:47:09you invite her for a romantic date
00:47:11at the dog park
00:47:13at the dog park
00:47:13mm-hmm
00:47:14i just texted her it's all set
00:47:17now
00:47:19go get her lover boy
00:47:31so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:47:34you've never played fetch before
00:47:38it's my dad's dog
00:47:39not mine
00:47:41let me try
00:47:43that's okay
00:47:43i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:47:46dainty hands
00:47:50do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:54no
00:47:54i like my work
00:47:57what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:59have fun
00:48:02you're right i should work less
00:48:05if nothing else
00:48:06you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:48:12fetch gucci
00:48:18i've got a big surprise
00:48:20a surprise
00:48:22just wait and see
00:48:31grazie inzo
00:48:32have a good night mr dino bellino
00:48:39what's that
00:48:41special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:46but gucci
00:48:48it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:51you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:54i thought you were
00:48:56off the clock today
00:48:58besides a special occasion
00:49:01i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:03to pour a little chianti into
00:49:07a little chianti into
00:49:08this is for us
00:49:09why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:49:11what else is in the bag
00:49:12just some
00:49:13imported italian ingredients
00:49:15so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:49:17you can cook
00:49:32that was so good
00:49:34i feel like i just
00:49:35went to italy even though i've never been
00:49:38how did you
00:49:39do this i can't cook at all
00:49:42making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:44did you learn in culinary school
00:49:46no
00:49:47my mom taught me
00:49:49tell me about her
00:49:51i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:54sorry
00:49:55i don't mean to pray
00:49:57she
00:49:58passed away when i was 11
00:50:00breast cancer
00:50:02but
00:50:03i have a lot of good memories of her
00:50:05she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:50:07and
00:50:09she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:50:11we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:50:17i still
00:50:18have all of her recipes
00:50:20here
00:50:21handwritten in italian
00:50:23that's really special
00:50:27i miss her
00:50:29this might sound corny but
00:50:32i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:50:35it's not corny
00:50:37but i didn't know you're such a softie
00:50:40just don't tell tmz
00:50:43what about your parents
00:50:45my parents died in a car accident
00:50:47when i was 13
00:50:49it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:51i'm sorry
00:50:53i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:58i don't want to lose her too
00:51:01i'm sorry
00:51:02your story made me emotional
00:51:04i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:51:06i'll help you
00:51:07no no it's fine
00:51:08i like doing the dishes
00:51:09it relaxes me
00:51:11good
00:51:12because i hate them
00:51:13well then i guess we make a good team
00:51:20is it just the wine
00:51:21or am i really falling for
00:51:24him
00:51:24her
00:51:28you don't want espresso
00:51:37hey
00:51:39hey
00:51:40do you want an espresso
00:51:41i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:44no thank you
00:51:45you need to have a morning medium
00:51:46i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:47okay well
00:51:48don't forget gucci
00:51:49how could i
00:51:52ready bro
00:51:54well let me fix your tie
00:51:57what do you know about ties
00:51:59you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:01and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:04touch茅
00:52:06there you go
00:52:06okay bye
00:52:07love you
00:52:12love you too
00:52:13love you too
00:52:22sorry
00:52:23it's reflex
00:52:24i didn't mean to say that
00:52:26me neither
00:52:27too soon
00:52:29talk about it later
00:52:31talk about it later
00:52:31yeah
00:52:33okay
00:52:33okay
00:52:35could that have been any more awkward
00:52:36and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:44look who's here
00:52:46hey
00:52:47my little guy
00:52:49hey little gucci
00:52:50look at this right here
00:52:53huh
00:52:53let's try
00:52:56oh yeah
00:52:58oh yeah now here's uh
00:52:58here's mine
00:52:59right
00:53:00just like that
00:53:01huh
00:53:02yeah
00:53:02even got one for big brother
00:53:04right there
00:53:05here you go
00:53:06come to papa
00:53:07yes my boy
00:53:10all right
00:53:11all right
00:53:12so
00:53:18we gotta talk about this uh
00:53:20this wedding right
00:53:21this is two weeks off
00:53:22hollywood bowl
00:53:23they're waiting for an answer
00:53:24and i bumped into
00:53:26chris martin
00:53:27on the plane
00:53:27he says the band
00:53:28is free
00:53:30you like cold
00:53:31play right
00:53:32dad
00:53:32you can't have the wedding
00:53:34at the hollywood bowl
00:53:37well all right
00:53:38then we'll book uh
00:53:39the magic castle
00:53:40how about that
00:53:40not too big
00:53:41plenty room for cold play
00:53:42huh
00:53:43let's just pump the brakes
00:53:45we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:53:47why
00:53:48something wrong with Amelia
00:53:49no
00:53:51everything's great
00:53:52it's better than great
00:53:54honestly
00:53:56but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:58that's our thing
00:54:00it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:03i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:54:06wow
00:54:06i never thought of that
00:54:09you know you have a very good point there
00:54:12i'm very impressed
00:54:15you've never acted like this
00:54:16with any other woman
00:54:19i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:54:22sounds like you might be falling in love
00:54:25love
00:54:27yeah
00:54:29i don't know
00:54:31he's so cute
00:54:32all right
00:54:33all right
00:54:34change of deal
00:54:35gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:54:37all right
00:54:38and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:54:40a wedding
00:54:41with cold play
00:54:43no cold play dad
00:54:45no cold play
00:54:53so
00:54:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:57it's not working
00:54:59i know it
00:55:00i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:03and i'm cured
00:55:05what
00:55:06you're cured
00:55:08oh
00:55:10congratulations
00:55:11thank you
00:55:13i wasn't expecting it
00:55:14i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:55:18it only took two sessions
00:55:20i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:55:24maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:55:26what's wrong sis
00:55:28we should be celebrating
00:55:29i brought prosecco
00:55:31no
00:55:32yeah
00:55:34no i'm good
00:55:35yeah
00:55:36amelia
00:55:37i'm your sister
00:55:38you can tell me anything
00:55:41is it michelangelo
00:55:43is everything okay
00:55:44if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:55:47i will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two
00:55:54it's not michelangelo
00:55:55let's see
00:55:58it's me
00:56:00i have to tell you something
00:56:06i cannot believe
00:56:07that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage
00:56:12what is this game of thrones
00:56:13it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:56:16and you know that i would do anything for you
00:56:20actually
00:56:21he's not that bad
00:56:24i kind of like him
00:56:26yeah
00:56:27babe
00:56:27that's called stockholm syndrome
00:56:29we need to get you out of there
00:56:31betsy
00:56:33i have
00:56:33real feelings for him
00:56:36but
00:56:38what about the tabloid stories
00:56:40you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:56:43they banned him
00:56:44for life
00:56:45you'll never go to epcot
00:56:48he's not actually like the stories
00:56:51or at least not to me
00:56:53he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:58if you marry michelangelo
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell
00:57:04what if you meet him
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07meet him
00:57:09maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:10maybe
00:57:10maybe you'll actually like him
00:57:11don't count on it
00:57:13please
00:57:14me
00:57:15just give him a chance
00:57:17fine
00:57:19yes
00:57:19only one
00:57:20yes
00:57:24you won't regret it
00:57:25i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:57:29you better bring the whole bottle
00:57:34thank you for making dinner
00:57:36of course
00:57:37i'm glad she's cancer free
00:57:39we need to celebrate
00:57:43michelangelo
00:57:43you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:57:47right
00:57:48you mean besides me
00:57:49i'm serious
00:57:50it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine
00:57:56tonight's gonna be great
00:58:07it's enormous
00:58:10why would anybody need so much room
00:58:15it's nice to see you too sis
00:58:19nice to finally meet you
00:58:21let's see
00:58:24so
00:58:25this is the
00:58:27infamous
00:58:28uh
00:58:30michelangelo
00:58:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:58:3596 Domperion
00:58:36Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:58:39yeah
00:58:40sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:58:42it's worth more than my car
00:58:44why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:58:49$8.99 at Ralph's
00:58:50it's delicious
00:58:53this was made in France
00:58:55sorry
00:58:55can't touch that stuff
00:58:58so
00:58:59who wants a drink
00:59:21you've hardly touched your food
00:59:24it's a little too rich for me
00:59:28mine tastes great
00:59:32so michelangelo
00:59:33i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:59:38you don't mind do you
00:59:40fire away
00:59:43so i know you two have been having your
00:59:46fun
00:59:48um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:54i don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute and all but
01:00:00what about her career are you gonna support her
01:00:03or kids what's your stance on that
01:00:04or are you just gonna
01:00:06jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:09betsy
01:00:09look
01:00:11i know i have a past
01:00:13but
01:00:14i'm committed to it
01:00:16we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:18i'm open to anything
01:00:19see michelangelo that's my point
01:00:21you two are getting married
01:00:23and you barely know each other
01:00:25we know
01:00:27easy betsy
01:00:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:00:32and if you really cared about amelia
01:00:35you would give her the time
01:00:36and what makes you such an expert
01:00:39i don't see a ring on your finger
01:00:41michelangelo
01:00:42you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:00:46she gets it from you
01:00:49are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:00:51you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just
01:01:00calm down
01:01:01betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:03no
01:01:04she's alone and miserable
01:01:05and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:07that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:09she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:01:11you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:01:13and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:01:16you know what
01:01:17you can't talk to betsy like that
01:01:19that's my sister
01:01:20she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:01:27this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:01:30not to me
01:01:31you know maybe she should be concerned
01:01:32i don't like this side of you
01:01:34see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:01:37but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:01:39you told her
01:01:40she's my sister
01:01:42i don't care that violates our agreement
01:01:44oh is that all i am to you
01:01:45a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:01:49it's not what i meant
01:01:50it came out wrong amelia
01:01:52i love you
01:01:54you love me
01:01:55don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:58shut the fuck up
01:02:00you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:10we need to get out of here
01:02:12i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:02:22emilia
01:02:23i know this is hard to hear
01:02:25but
01:02:26you did the right thing
01:02:28you could do so much better than him
01:02:31yeah
01:02:33but he isn't a monster
01:02:34i shouldn't have said that
01:02:36we can talk about it on the road
01:02:38get packing
01:02:39and if we leave now
01:02:41we can get to mexico by dawn
01:02:42lay low for a bit
01:02:44mexico
01:02:44or canada
01:02:45whatever
01:02:46it's that or stay here and get sued
01:02:48by the dino lovinos
01:02:50or worse
01:02:52i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:02:55i mean
01:02:55i only told you about the contract
01:02:58it's not like i told the media
01:03:00you don't know that
01:03:02we're
01:03:03liabilities
01:03:04loose ends
01:03:05you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:03:11get rid of that thing
01:03:13they could be tracking us right now
01:03:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:03:21see
01:03:22he could have a sniper on us
01:03:28it's romulus
01:03:29hey romulus
01:03:32what
01:03:33what do you mean gucci's missing
01:03:47you came
01:03:50against my better judgment
01:03:52i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:03:54i've just been busy
01:03:56but
01:03:57it's over with now
01:04:00you should
01:04:01punish me for straying
01:04:05you make me sick
01:04:06i make me sick
01:04:16nice
01:04:18underwear
01:04:20some great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay
01:04:27let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say
01:04:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:04:37i'm sorry
01:04:39chantel
01:04:41i thought i wanted this
01:04:45but i don't
01:04:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:04:52amelia broke up with me
01:04:58it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walker but here i am fucking devastated
01:05:09and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:12and she just wanted to come back to me
01:05:24Amelia?
01:05:27hi dad
01:05:29gucci's gone?
01:05:31i'll be right there
01:05:36i'll be right there
01:05:38gucci gucci
01:05:40Romulus
01:05:41what? hold on
01:05:43oh
01:05:44well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:05:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:05:53i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:05:57well we can help you find him
01:05:59yeah
01:06:00right?
01:06:01oh
01:06:02good thanks
01:06:05gucci
01:06:05this better not be a trap
01:06:06just come on
01:06:11gucci
01:06:11gucci
01:06:12gucci
01:06:13gucci
01:06:13hey hey hey hey where's michelangelo?
01:06:15huh?
01:06:16i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:06:18oh um he's
01:06:20sorry i'm late dad
01:06:22where were you?
01:06:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:06:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:06:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:06:31smart move dude
01:06:33here ladies
01:06:33take a piece of this prosciutto
01:06:35yeah that's it
01:06:40Amelia
01:06:44oh
01:06:52gucci
01:06:54gucci
01:06:57gucci
01:06:58he's hopeless
01:07:01we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:04we're never gonna find him
01:07:06don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:09keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12see they're not gonna kill us
01:07:15i do have to admit though
01:07:17i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:07:19he's really there for his dad
01:07:22his dad's dog
01:07:24so you approve now?
01:07:26i didn't say that
01:07:30gucci
01:07:34gucci
01:07:35gucci
01:07:35my boy's back
01:07:36gucci
01:07:38gucci
01:07:39gucci
01:07:42gucci
01:07:43gucci
01:07:45gucci
01:07:45gucci
01:07:46gucci
01:07:46gucci
01:07:47gucci
01:07:48gucci
01:07:49gucci
01:07:49gucci
01:07:49gucci
01:07:50gucci
01:07:53gucci
01:07:54gucci
01:07:54gucci
01:07:54gucci
01:07:55gucci
01:07:56gucci
01:07:57gucci
01:08:05gucci
01:08:06The tabloids published is true.
01:08:08They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:11Amelia, can we talk?
01:08:17Please?
01:08:21Amelia, can we talk?
01:08:25Please?
01:08:27Okay.
01:08:37Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:08:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:08:55Thanks for saying that.
01:08:58I needed to hear that.
01:09:01And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:04You're not one.
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:09Most of them are good.
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:09:15I'm not.
01:09:19You're not? What do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:09:27I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:09:30And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real.
01:09:41Dad...
01:09:42What is this, son?
01:09:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:09:47Why, son?
01:09:49Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:09:53And not because of some legal obligation.
01:09:58But because she wants to.
01:10:05Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:15Amelia, where will it be?
01:10:19Will you marry me?
01:10:23Will you marry me?
01:10:26Yes.
01:10:28I'll marry you.
01:10:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:10:50Look at me.
01:10:52I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:10:56All right.
01:10:57All right.
01:10:57You two.
01:10:58That's enough.
01:10:58All right?
01:10:59We spent this whole night together.
01:11:01Come over to my place.
01:11:03All right?
01:11:03We'll have a nice breakfast.
01:11:05Italian style.
01:11:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:09I think I can get used to it.
01:11:11And then we can all discuss the wedding.
01:11:14All right?
01:11:14I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:11:18Especially Coldplay.
01:11:19We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:11:21It was worth a try.
01:11:46And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:11:50Michelangelo?
01:11:54Amelia.
01:11:56Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:12:06And not just about dogs.
01:12:10I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:12:35daycare you've always dreamt of.
01:12:42Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:12:47I love you so much.
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model.
01:12:59But here we are.
01:13:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:15And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:13:23Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:13:24I love you.
01:13:26With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband
01:13:32and wife.
01:13:33You may kiss your bride.
01:13:43Thanks.
01:13:45I'm Betsy.
01:13:46Amelia's sister.
01:13:48I'm Jake.
01:13:49Another dog walker.
01:13:51It's crazy.
01:13:53You know, given my sister.
01:13:54But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:13:57Me too.
01:14:00Oh, clap.
01:14:05Kind of.
01:14:08Healthy.
01:14:13I believe.
01:14:16All right.
01:14:16Well, take this time.
01:14:17B HIMicky.
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