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Alan and Amandas Greek Job - Season 1 - Episode 02
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00:01Every time I come to Greece, I can't lie, I do think of Mamma Mia.
00:05You know, in my head, I think I'm Meryl Streep dancing on that jetty.
00:09You don't think you're Piers Brosnan?
00:11No, but I think I'm more Julie Walters singing
00:14when she's in that bar after that man.
00:17If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
00:20Honey, I'm still free. Take a chance on me.
00:25You see, I think that's probably realistically more of my range.
00:28Oh, yeah.
00:38In the hillside hamlet of Korkini on the romantic island of Corfu...
00:45There's something about Corfu that makes you frisky.
00:48Look at Shirley Valentine. Look at Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia.
00:52Three husbands, she had. I just want one.
00:56Alan and I are taking our chances on a beast of a project.
01:01Someone's written, keep out, and it's in blood.
01:05With the help of our expert builders...
01:07Be honest with us. Do you think we've made a mistake with this house?
01:11We're turning this neglected wreck into a beautiful holiday home.
01:15We have never had a sea view before.
01:18That view is worth it.
01:20I am like living a dream.
01:21To be in Corfu building a house with Alan is just brilliant.
01:25So far, we've cleared the building and ripped out the poo pipe.
01:29I'm going backwards.
01:31And it's time to tackle the biggest space in the house.
01:34The living and dining room.
01:36And so it begins, Mr Carr.
01:39But I am feeling a bit more confident, a bit more upbeat.
01:43I think we can do this.
01:44What are we going to do about your flags?
01:46Just, can you just stop looking at them?
01:48Just concentrate on this.
01:49I'm concentrating. Stop it.
01:50Just get this sorted, please.
01:52Well, this has to come down.
01:54Definitely.
01:55Because that's pointless.
01:56What I keep seeing that's actually fashionable, bear with me.
01:59OK.
02:00You take this down, but have the separation between the two.
02:03And then this could be a lounge.
02:05I'm brimming with ideas.
02:06I've made a mood board for the living dining space.
02:10And it's going to be all neutrals.
02:12But it's got to have the wow factor,
02:14because it's going to be the biggest room in the house.
02:16So what style are we going to have it?
02:18Is it rustic or is it going to be white?
02:21Pale pastels.
02:22Because if we keep this wall nicely exposed with all this off,
02:26look, once this is repointed,
02:28these colours are perfect on my mood board.
02:32Yeah.
02:32I keep seeing that.
02:34Amanda mentions, oh, my mood board.
02:36I haven't seen this mood board.
02:39It's a bit like the Beast of Bodmin or Loch Ness.
02:41I've heard it exists, but I've never seen it.
02:43If it's like a family home,
02:45maybe the kids can have their own area.
02:48Or put something, because you know we're so near the beach.
02:50Yeah.
02:50You've got something to put, like, all your inflatables and your...
02:53I love that. Inflatables.
02:55Inflatables.
02:55Yeah.
02:55Shall I tell you where my mood board is?
02:58Here.
02:59It's all filed away in there.
03:02You've heard of AI?
03:04AL.
03:05And then we come here, and then this is dining area.
03:09Dining, yeah.
03:10Maybe, like, a little bonquette seating there.
03:12That's a very good idea.
03:14Well, I like bonquette.
03:15Did we have bonquette in the last one?
03:16No, because I vetoed it.
03:18That's what I thought.
03:19But this lends itself to that.
03:22Alan's always wanted to do a bonquette,
03:24and actually, in the dining room,
03:26I think a bonquette is the best thing.
03:28Blah!
03:30That was a fly.
03:31That wasn't my reaction to Alan's bonquette.
03:33Do you know what?
03:33This is the thing with renovation.
03:35I am learning more and more, and do not yank my...
03:39That's enough.
03:40The joke's over now.
03:41We love you, Grease.
03:43Before we do anything, we need to get that wall down.
03:46So, I've called on our local project manager, Stamatis, to help.
03:51So, we take this, which is the difficult part.
03:53Wicked.
03:54I can't wait to knock that wall down,
03:56because I think it's just dictating the whole feel of the room.
03:59It's oppressive.
04:01And I just think, just get it out.
04:03Get rid.
04:04Can I start up here?
04:06Yeah.
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:18Did you make a hole?
04:20I might do a bit of that.
04:23Can you do that?
04:26Let's do it.
04:27Ooh!
04:28Something popped.
04:29Is it your hip, Alan?
04:31No, I think it's somewhere else.
04:34No.
04:37Well done.
04:38Push it.
04:39Road!
04:42Oh, my God!
04:43Can you do the split?
04:44I can go that way.
04:45That's amazing!
04:47Thanks, babe.
04:52Look at this!
04:54Looks different now, eh?
04:55It's so much lighter, isn't it?
04:57It's huge.
04:58It's got a really lovely energy here, isn't it?
05:00It really has.
05:00It feels like a big hug.
05:10Before work starts this morning,
05:12Amanda and I are taking advantage of our proximity to the beach.
05:16All right.
05:17Yes!
05:17I need inflatable.
05:19Inflatable.
05:20Of course.
05:21One for boy, and then one for girl.
05:24Boy and girl.
05:25I do like a crazy inflatable.
05:28I mean, there has been times when I've spent a whole holiday just floating on a pair of giant Mick
05:32Jagger lips.
05:33She loves pink, flamingo.
05:36Yeah, so that would be lovely.
05:38This is small for you.
05:40Not for me.
05:41I can't fit in there.
05:42We make a good price.
05:43I'd like to feel the quality, you know?
05:46You see, I don't know if I'd be able to get in here.
05:50See, it's a bit too...
05:51Oh!
05:53It's good.
05:54It's good.
05:55It's good.
05:55I like it.
05:56Bravo.
05:57So we've got flamingo.
05:59Oh, that's good.
06:00This is like me with a hangover.
06:0230 euros.
06:0330.
06:04Thank you so much.
06:06Thank you very much.
06:06Now I've got to walk through Cassiope with a dead unicorn.
06:09I bring the packet flamingo.
06:11Okay.
06:13Bye-bye.
06:14Bye, all your best.
06:19North of the island is Akaravi Beach,
06:22one of the few sandy beaches on Corfu
06:25and stretching across seven kilometres,
06:27it's also the longest.
06:34Look what I got.
06:35Oh, no.
06:37Yes.
06:38We can't be on the beach with that.
06:40Yes, we can.
06:40We're in Greece.
06:42Let's put it here so we get a bit in the shade.
06:44Face in the shade, body in the sun.
06:47What is your actual skin tone?
06:49Because I've never ever seen it.
06:52Is it beige?
06:53In the summer, Tangerine Dream is what I like.
06:56Oh.
06:57Because I've never actually seen you out of drag, have I?
06:59No, never.
07:00I always think I look like Ross Kemp when I don't wear my lashes.
07:03Oh, please.
07:03You are gorgeous without makeup.
07:05Yeah, but he is.
07:06I love him.
07:06But when I've got no makeup on and no lashes on...
07:10Oh, my God, he brought...
07:11Yes, I've got a unicorn.
07:15He said pop a straw in.
07:18Pop a straw in?
07:19Yeah.
07:28Rubbish.
07:32Oh, for God's sake.
07:34I'm sick of that stupid thing.
07:39Do you remember taking food to the beach when you were a kid?
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43And having sand in your egg sandwich and you'd be like...
07:45Oh, no.
07:46My Nan Grandad used to make salad sandwiches
07:49that were limp and warm by the time you ate them,
07:51but I still crave those sandwiches.
07:54Yeah.
07:54That is one of my biggest childhood tastes.
07:58Yeah.
07:59I'm going to put a little bit of cream on your neck, Alan,
08:01because you're burning a little bit.
08:04You've got very rubbery ears.
08:05Very flexible look.
08:07You know what they say?
08:09No.
08:11I don't know what they say, Alan.
08:13What do they say?
08:13What do they say?
08:16Flexible ears.
08:17Let's go for a dip.
08:19After cooling off in the Ionian Sea...
08:23It's straight back to work.
08:27Stamatis and I are making plans for the new space.
08:30So, even though we've taken down the wall...
08:34We need enough space for people to sit on the table.
08:37To sit on the table.
08:39But there's no sign of Alan.
08:42And then I was thinking a big sofa that comes along here
08:47and along there, so it divides...
08:50OK, like an L, L's.
08:52Like an L.
08:52Yeah, yeah, OK.
08:53I think it's going to look nice.
08:55Hi, guys.
08:56Oh!
08:58Hi.
08:59Hi.
09:00Where have you been?
09:00Do you know what? I was upstairs.
09:02Did you have a nap?
09:03No, I never had a nap.
09:04But, you know, I struggle in the heat and there was...
09:07The further you got the ill, the more breeze.
09:09You got sleeping.
09:11OK.
09:11Yeah, I did nod off.
09:13Just a little nod.
09:13Just a little na-na-nap.
09:15Now I'm raring to go and I can't wait to do some DIY.
09:18OK.
09:20Good.
09:21Today we want to see if the stone walls underneath the old layers of plaster will be good enough to
09:27leave exposed.
09:29OK.
09:29You're good at this, aren't you?
09:31I like this.
09:32I think this is too heavy for you.
09:33Is it?
09:34Yes.
09:34Don't be sexist.
09:35I'll have to show him differently.
09:38I think the masses is underestimating me.
09:41But, you know, my favourite position is being underestimated.
09:45Oh, phew.
09:47I'm enjoying myself.
09:49I like to get the whole section good, so I get all the concrete, all the plaster, and then I
09:53can see where the old cement is.
09:54And then I go to the next section.
09:59I'm more scattergun.
10:00I'm like, I'm paintballing in there.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Eat lead!
10:10Oh, I know.
10:12What do you reckon?
10:13Are you impressed?
10:14Sometimes we take out the stones and it doesn't look right, you know?
10:17Yeah.
10:18But here, I think it's going to look nice.
10:19Well, this is history.
10:20Someone's made this.
10:22I think it would be nice to, like, expose these three walls.
10:25Alan?
10:26I think I need another siesta, so I will see you in four hours.
10:38It's been all hands on deck at the house, with new ceiling beams going in, and with the plaster gone
10:44from all the walls, they're getting a jet wash makeover.
10:50But today, it's also Alan's birthday, so I'm whisking him off to one of my favourite Greek islands, Paxos.
11:03Look at that!
11:05Woo!
11:06Happy birthday!
11:07Thank you!
11:08To get there, it's a quick 11-kilometre jaunt from the southern tip of Corfu across the Ionian Sea.
11:19For your 50s next year, what are we thinking? Because obviously in the back of my head, I've been planning
11:24your 50s since you were 46.
11:25It hasn't been in the back of your head. You've been quite vocal, haven't you? Alan, this will be perfect.
11:31Alan, put this.
11:33Send me emails. Alan, perfect be a 50s. Get it booked now.
11:36Do you want me to help you?
11:37Yeah, but I mean...
11:39You're wishing my life away.
11:41Oh, I'm excited!
11:45The Venetians ruled the Ionian Islands in the 14th to 18th centuries, and Paxos still carries their legacy in its
11:52architecture and traditions.
11:55Definitely see the Italian influence, kind of.
11:57Oh my gosh, yeah. So lovely.
11:59Do you want a birthday ice cream?
12:01Yeah!
12:02Well, this is adorable. Thank you, thank you.
12:06I'll sing to you by surely fears, and somebody's tipping me. I hope you like the sound of my music.
12:15Only 30 square kilometres in size, the island is nicknamed the Jewel of the Ionian, and is voted most Instagrammable
12:24destination in the whole of Greece.
12:27Burpee.
12:27Oh, wow. I love you. Oh, thank you.
12:31Lovely.
12:33Bloody hell at them.
12:35What?
12:36Everywhere. See?
12:37God, you see, I'm getting old now, innit? I need you basically...
12:39I am turning into your carer.
12:41I am turning into your carer.
12:41Well, you've been 49 for one day.
12:45Legend has it, Paxos was Greek god Poseidon's gift of love to his Sea Queen Amphititri.
12:51Oh, thank you so much.
12:54Oh, for my wife.
12:56Oh, thank you.
12:57Oh, how sweet is that?
13:00Why is the water clearer in Greece than anywhere else?
13:05No, why?
13:06Does it make you want to jump in?
13:07I so want to jump in.
13:09You would never wear a speedo though.
13:11I wish I had that confidence to wear a speedo, but I'm more of a shorts person and maybe a
13:16little pashmina over the top or something, you know.
13:19So that is the thing about getting older, the more fearless you are as you go into your 50s, the
13:25younger you will...
13:26I'm still 49.
13:27Well...
13:27Let me enjoy my 40s in peace.
13:29I will, but what I'm going to say is don't be fearful of it or ageing.
13:34Time is flying by and I remember my mum saying that when I was 21.
13:39She said, enjoy it because it will fly by.
13:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:41Yeah.
13:42And here I am at 50 in the blink of an eye and I think that's one of life's catches
13:46and you have to live that life.
13:48I know.
13:49Is there any decisions that you wouldn't have made or do you go, no regrets?
13:54Look, sitting here with you, how can I have regrets?
13:57You know, everything that's happened has brought me here.
14:00So you have to be quite positive.
14:01I agree.
14:01Do you feel like that?
14:02I mean, obviously we've both been through a divorce.
14:05Yeah.
14:05We've both made mistakes and as much as I regret hurting people maybe or causing chaos.
14:13Yeah.
14:14It shapes you to who you are in this moment.
14:17Yeah.
14:18Life is too short.
14:20Yeah.
14:20To have regrets.
14:21I mean, it's not decisions for me, but knowing your worth and the amount of times I've been walked over
14:29and people have demeaned me.
14:31You're so lovely.
14:32I know, I know.
14:32You know, like there's times that I wish I'd said, no, I wish I'd been a bit bolder and a
14:37bit, no.
14:38Stronger.
14:39Yeah, a bit stronger.
14:41After a divorce, what you do think is that you are never going to find love again.
14:45Do you sort of trust yourself to fall in love and make a good decision about somebody for the rest
14:52of your life?
14:53It'd be nice, wouldn't it?
14:54I don't really trust anyone, really.
14:57That's the trouble.
14:58I think that is my main thing.
14:59What do you think I'm going to do to you?
15:00Oh, no.
15:01I trust you and maybe my mum and dad and my family.
15:04But yeah, it's just getting out then trusting, isn't it?
15:07Happy birthday, darling.
15:08Oh, thank you.
15:10To another 49 years.
15:11To another 49 years.
15:13You're fabulous.
15:25This morning, we're tackling the biggest job in the house.
15:29Thank you, my darling.
15:31Laying the concrete floor.
15:34I've got so much makeup on to do cementing.
15:38I literally look like I'm going to do a panto.
15:43So we've got both Scott and Stamatis on hand to help.
15:47We'll work from that corner back this way and we'll do like a strip here and then we'll move across.
15:55OK.
15:55Now, how long does concrete take to set it?
15:58In this heat, it's going to be quick.
15:59Maybe ten minutes.
16:02To prevent the concrete setting too quickly and forming cracks, you wet the floor first.
16:08Ready?
16:09Get pouring.
16:10Spread it evenly into the space.
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh, it's like the cow pack.
16:15More cement.
16:16Yeah?
16:17And then use a screeding bar to level the surface.
16:20Some ways of doing things are so old-fashioned.
16:23Yeah.
16:23We just did this on an 800 square meter garden.
16:26Oh, my God.
16:28And with less than ten minutes till the whole floor dries out, I'm on cement duty.
16:33Alan!
16:34What?
16:35More water.
16:36Here, turn it on.
16:37Come on, look, look!
16:39Why have I got the rubbish jobs?
16:41I want to be, like, hands-on.
16:43There, you know what I mean?
16:44I'm missing all the good stuff.
16:45Alan!
16:46What?
16:47Off!
16:50Finally, I'm allowed to do some DIY.
16:55We can do it together, Alan.
16:57Just with little, like, shakes like that, and then you're going to pull it backwards.
17:00Oh, like that.
17:01And then pull it down.
17:02That's it.
17:03Oh, I see.
17:04It's all in the wrist.
17:05Mm-mm-mm.
17:06Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss-cross.
17:09It's a bit like the cha-cha slide.
17:11Alan!
17:11I can feel it setting.
17:13Hold, buddy.
17:14I'm actually going to tip forward.
17:16Don't tip forward.
17:16No, Scott, can you grab me?
17:18Because no...
17:18This is so tight.
17:19You're going to have to put your arms round me!
17:22Put your arms round me.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26I'm in so much pain.
17:26She's lost about nine kilos of sweat.
17:29Scott and Stamatis finish off the floor just in time.
17:33Can you see that?
17:36Amanda.
17:37Yes.
17:38You know you're quite nimble.
17:40Yes.
17:41Look where Stamatis' phone is.
17:43You are kidding me.
17:45I'm going to restart now.
17:46Well, I did do gymnastics.
17:48So, move that over there.
17:49I'll do some beam work.
17:54Oh, Amanda!
17:56The way.
17:57Wow.
17:58Really?
17:59Okay.
17:59Please, give it...
18:04Amanda, I need my hard hat.
18:08Maybe after lunch.
18:14While the concrete sets, I'm heading to the nearby village of Cassiopee to visit the local Greek Orthodox church.
18:39It's so ornate.
18:40I was not expecting all the detail and all the artwork to be honest.
18:44Oh, isn't it gorgeous?
18:47It feels opulent.
18:48It feels opulent.
18:48Ours are sort of stripped back, aren't they, in the UK.
18:51But this feels...
18:53I think there's lots of gold and...
18:55It's very blingy.
18:58Corfu is nicknamed the island of churches, and there are over 250 across the island.
19:05You know, everyone has their own version of faith.
19:07But there is no denying every time I come into a church that I do feel grounded and a sense
19:14of, well, just calm and peace, really.
19:18My Nan was quite religious.
19:20I naturally connect to her in a church.
19:28It makes you reflective.
19:30I will always come in and not necessarily pray, but I will think about life and people that I've lost
19:37I always think about.
19:39I will always take a seat and I have a little chat with my Nan and my granddad.
19:47We lost our little boy when he was stillborn, so I always think of him.
19:51And whenever I light a candle, it's for them.
19:53It just makes you think for a second.
19:56And then you go out into the blinding sunlight of the real world.
20:00But you just, for that moment, you get that sense of...
20:19Back at the house, the floor is solid and prepped, ready for Amanda to build our bonkete seating in the
20:26dining area.
20:27Just me today, no Alan, no Stamatis.
20:30OK.
20:31The proper team.
20:32Good team.
20:32Yes, this is a good team.
20:34We call it bonkete seating.
20:36Bonkete.
20:37So we're just going to build them out of those, yeah?
20:39Yes.
20:39Easy?
20:40Easy.
20:41OK, perfect.
20:43I feel like we're going quite speedy, Yanis.
20:46Would you give me a job?
20:48Why not?
20:48Why not?
20:52While they get stuck in, Stamatis and I are getting better acquainted on the golf course.
20:58Have you played golf before?
20:59Nope.
21:00All right.
21:01I love crazy golf.
21:03Are you alpha male?
21:04Are you very competitive?
21:06You know something?
21:06I'm going to win.
21:08End of story.
21:08OK.
21:09It's the best of nine holes.
21:10Watch and learn.
21:11For me, crazy golf is all in the hips.
21:14Spin it round like that.
21:15And then tap.
21:18And you mark my words, it'll go in the holes.
21:22Oh, God.
21:24Oh.
21:25So, watch.
21:32Oh.
21:33Be careful with the stick.
21:34Aim for the hole.
21:38Whoa.
21:39No way.
21:41Nearly.
21:42Hey, Stamatis.
21:43Yeah?
21:44I've been divorced now for like three years and I'm single and I want to mingle.
21:51Did you catch my drift?
21:52I'm ready to date.
21:53I'm married.
21:55I'm married.
21:55And not...
21:56Not you.
21:57Not you.
21:58OK.
21:59I need someone who's good at golf.
22:04I tell you what, being here without Alan, look how fast it's going.
22:08And I do love him to bits, but...
22:10Yanis.
22:12Yes?
22:12Alan needs a boyfriend.
22:14Do you have any gay friends?
22:17Do we know anyone?
22:19No.
22:20I don't have gay friends.
22:22You don't have a gay friend.
22:23I don't have any straight friends.
22:26We find someone.
22:28Do you have any friends who maybe might dance my end of the hole?
22:33Maybe.
22:34So...
22:34Oh, that sounds promising.
22:36Are they single?
22:36Are they, uh...
22:37You're going to let me concentrate on this one.
22:38OK.
22:39All right.
22:39Listen.
22:39Just worried about my love life.
22:42Yes!
22:43Wow.
22:44OK.
22:45Now is the last.
22:46The last.
22:46Yeah, we're on the home straight.
22:50This is good.
22:51The last one.
22:53OK, Amanda.
22:54Bravo.
22:54Yes?
22:54Bravo.
22:55High five.
22:56High five.
22:58OK.
22:59Thank you, Yanis.
23:01Adding rocks and cement to the bonquette makes it extra strong.
23:04And once it's dried, it'll be ready for plastering.
23:07Right, OK.
23:08This is for decider.
23:10Oh!
23:12Yes!
23:14Did you see that?
23:17That's amazing!
23:18I'm going.
23:18About that date?
23:19Yes.
23:20No.
23:21You're such a sore loser.
23:28With Amanda putting in all the hard work today, I'm taking her out for dinner in the village
23:34of Kino Biastis, ten kilometres south of Kokini.
23:43Oh, I like the shoes.
23:46Yes!
23:47The massive pop-pop!
23:57As part of the Taverna's Greek-themed night, there's not just traditional dance.
24:02Thank you so much.
24:04There's also seven courses of home-cooked Greek cuisine.
24:09Well that's for you, Alan, to speak.
24:13Oh, wow.
24:16Oh, of course.
24:17Yes.
24:18What's your name?
24:19Anthony.
24:20Oh, Anthony.
24:22Here we are.
24:24Take your mood for signing.
24:26Yes, of course.
24:30Welcome.
24:30It'd be nice of them to ask for my autograph and a selfie.
24:36Is this a celebration?
24:38Yes, it is.
24:39What's a celebration?
24:41A baptism.
24:42A baptism?
24:43Yes.
24:44Oh, the baby's been baptised, Dallow.
24:47Oh, you're talking to me?
24:48Sorry.
24:48You all look so cute.
24:50I love it.
24:51A man's will not even be here.
24:53I'm famous as well.
24:54You're gorgeous kids.
24:56It would be great if you join us then.
24:59Yes!
24:59In a big circle, and everybody say,
25:02Hoppa!
25:03Hoppa!
25:05Round and hoppa!
25:07Hoppa!
25:08Hoppa!
25:08I'm not supposed to go!
25:10I'm not supposed to go!
25:11We're going, we're going!
25:12Hoppa!
25:13Ready?
25:14Yeah!
25:15Hoppa!
25:17Hoppa!
25:17Hoppa!
25:18Hoppa!
25:18In Greek tradition, plate smashing is a display of kefi, the joy, passion and exuberance
25:25of life.
25:25Yeah!
25:27What?
25:31Yeah!
25:34Yeah!
25:38Yeah!
25:49Thank you!
25:51Thank you, thank you so much!
25:53Thank you so much!
26:03After all our hard graft, it's the final push to get the living and dining room complete.
26:10The concrete floor's polished, the bonquets plastered,
26:13and we're ready to choose our dining table from local stone.
26:17It's so nice to go with the wall.
26:19If you drop the wine, you're not going to come back to me and say,
26:22look what happened here.
26:23Oh, she never drops wine.
26:25By the time it's dropped, she does a forward roll and she's up again.
26:29You know how good at gymnastics she is.
26:31And with our marble tabletop installed,
26:35we're ready for the final touches.
26:38Oh, I love this fabric.
26:40This storage is cute.
26:42I know.
26:43To me, to me.
26:44Here again.
26:45Lower, go to your knees.
26:46Ira's put the books the wrong way, so you just have a nicer colour scheme.
26:50I mean, I put your biography face to the wall.
26:55I think we're done.
26:56Oh, that's worn me out.
26:58Oh.
27:00Lovely lady on Arcadia
27:05Promise you will wait for me.
27:11The stone creates the entire mood in here.
27:16It dictates everything.
27:17And it's like better than wallpaper.
27:20It's better than plaster.
27:22Yeah.
27:22It's everything.
27:26This polished concrete makes it feel homely and warm.
27:30Do you know why this room works?
27:32Because it's speaking the same language.
27:34It's the same vocabulary.
27:36Listen.
27:37The curve of the table.
27:38The curve of that table.
27:40The curve of the chair.
27:42The curve of this.
27:43It all speaks.
27:44It's curvy.
27:46It's muted.
27:47It's Greek chic.
27:49Greek chic.
27:51You don't want people coming in and smashing plates.
27:53Nobody's going to smash plates in here, Alan.
27:55Do you reckon we should put a sign up in here?
27:57No signs, Alan.
27:57What about a symbol with a plate on it with a red...
28:01Yeah, then that...
28:02Think about it, yeah?
28:03Do you think that exists?
28:05Well, it's an idea.
28:07Mm-hmm.
28:08OK, great.
28:09You're smashing plates in my arse.
28:13Next time...
28:15We get wet and wild.
28:17A pitiful!
28:19Dirty.
28:20Oh, disgusting.
28:23And creative.
28:24Is that good?
28:25Don't wipe it like...
28:26No!
28:26As we take on our first ever children's bedroom.
28:30Do you know art is about making mistakes?
28:32Not every five minutes.
28:33Yes, sir.
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