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00:13What? Ariana Grande, too? She's like 29.
00:1742.
00:18God forbid.
00:19I asked him, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts.
00:22I'm telling you, the earlier the better.
00:23No, everyone's crazy.
00:26Am I?
00:28Shut up. No way.
00:30Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:34Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:37Finally lost that face fat.
00:38Thank you for noticing.
00:40I love you.
00:40Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:42It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:46That's the future of beauty.
00:47Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:49It left fucking lungs. Look at this.
00:51Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week.
00:54I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:58You need to fix that broke face, and then you're going to be getting so much new dick,
01:01that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
01:05I'm sad.
01:06No.
01:06Was that whore, Claire, really that much prettier than me?
01:09Yes.
01:10Bitch.
01:10She was gorgeous.
01:12Mm, look at this bitch.
01:13Oh, ew.
01:14Sweetie, Harper Rose.
01:16Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:18Before Anna sees you.
01:19You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:21I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:24I don't get it.
01:25Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose.
01:27She's still a 10.
01:29Chloe.
01:29I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:31Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye.
01:36Mm.
01:36Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter coughs for a month.
01:39Don't do that.
01:39Ew.
01:39You need, like, some Amaro, or, like, a digestive.
01:42Good God, is this COVID?
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no, not COVID.
01:45Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:47I just got run down.
01:49We caught a bug.
01:52The good news is, I lost another five pounds?
01:55Of course.
01:55Jealous. Cough on me.
01:57Everybody's just shedding away.
01:58Jesus.
02:00Honey.
02:02What is this?
02:03I'm not liking this.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05What are you doing?
02:05You okay?
02:06Why are you doing this?
02:07Stop it.
02:07Stop it.
02:15Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or...
02:19Can we...
02:20Oh, oh!
02:22Fuck!
02:23Water!
02:24Water!
02:24Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:34Water.
02:35What the fuck?
02:37Water.
02:40Water!
02:42Oh, my God.
02:47Britney?
02:48Britney!
02:49Britney!
02:50Oh, my God.
02:52Oh.
02:55Oh.
03:25Oh, God!
03:25Oh, God!
03:26Oh, God!
03:27Oh, God!
03:28Oh, God!
03:56Oh, God!
03:58Oh, God!
04:00Oh, God!
04:15Oh, God!
04:16Oh, God!
04:25Oh, God!
04:26Oh, God!
04:37Let's understand. Let's put things in clear once and for all.
04:41The Sindaco was really hit on the neck for this rapina in Palazzi.
04:45Well said, it wasn't a rapina.
04:49Excuse me, it's an aggression.
04:50They tried to kill me.
04:53And how?
04:56Please, call me the DGSI.
04:59Vincent Serve.
05:01Can I tell you everything?
05:02We're here for 4 hours.
05:04Just go.
05:06Where is the commissary?
05:08We're here for 4 hours, but we have to understand.
05:10There are already two corpses.
05:13And if you don't have to finish with these motherfuckers,
05:17you will have many others.
05:19What is the threat?
05:21If they did so,
05:24all of you, my colleague,
05:28we're all in danger.
05:30You don't have any idea of what is happening.
05:33Listen, we're not able to reach out to the court.
05:36In whatever case, if you're mischiant.
05:38I don't know.
05:39Mafia?
05:41What sexual stuff?
05:42It would be better to tell you.
05:43Listen, this is your job.
05:46I understand.
05:48But...
05:48You're in an investigation...
05:50You're in an investigation.
05:51You're in an investigation.
05:52Yes.
05:54Mission impossible.
05:55Hey, give me the fucker!
05:56You're in an investigation.
05:59You're in an investigation.
06:00You're in an investigation.
06:01You're in an investigation.
06:09We're out.
06:15Let's go.
06:43Never gets easier, you know?
06:45It's like picking your favorite child, all brilliant and beautiful in their own way.
06:51Though I see why chefs are always drawn to Japanese steel.
06:55The high carbon content creates an impossibly hard edge, which allows for a more elegant cut and severed nerve endings.
07:02Like that.
07:05Thoughts?
07:07Come on, speak up, my man. I'm not gonna get off of you. Just sit there like a sad sack.
07:14What? You think it's something a little theatrical, right? More Braveheart.
07:19No, no, I got you, bro. Don't worry about it.
07:32You didn't obey the rules, did you? I don't get people your age.
07:39Thinking you're so goddamn special. Working from home in sweatpants and open relationships and sexual anarchy.
07:46Nothing sacred anymore. It's disgusting.
07:49You signed an agreement. You were given a sacred gift and you show your appreciation by throwing your dick into
07:57strangers and infecting others.
08:02Yeah.
08:10That's a note, right?
08:23Oh, please.
08:34Always impeccable timing, honey bear.
08:38Status update?
08:39Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go if you quit nagging.
08:42Make it quick. There's a plastic surgeon I needed to go see.
08:45Ouch.
08:46You said I was beautiful just the way I am.
08:48He came in contact with the Venetian runner. She contaminated at least one other person we know of.
08:54How exciting.
08:55It's Sydney Annapolis.
08:58Fuck me.
08:59Are you sure?
09:00The digital footprints never lie. Hold, please.
09:10Thank you so much.
09:13Fucking.
09:15Hello?
09:16I'm here.
09:17Happy as a clam.
09:18At least we got the FBI on ice.
09:21Not really.
09:24Only two more explorations in Venice.
09:26Well, I tried telling you.
09:27I need better help.
09:29Stay focused.
09:30You solve one problem at a time.
09:31You solve one problem at a time.
09:33I'm not treading water until the production line gets ramped up.
09:37We got this. We're good. No worries.
09:39Maybe I should goose the nerds along.
09:41Maybe you should do as you're told.
09:43Turn me loose. I need to make a call to the old Blackwater crew.
09:46You want speed? Get me mercs with skills.
09:49Pros.
09:49You know how I feel about meeting new people.
09:51I'm not very good at hellos.
09:53Well, don't expect masterpieces when all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket.
10:06So how are we feeling about some human sashimi?
10:34Could you please give me a minute?
10:38Take all the time you need, you fucking asshole.
10:41But I'm going to have dinner because the filet is getting cold.
10:45And by the way, we have to talk about Tig. Bad news, I'm afraid.
10:53Tig? Who the fuck is Tig?
10:55Tig, our oldest troubled son that you have so much contempt for, you don't even remember his childhood nickname.
11:04He relapsed again.
11:05Again?
11:06He's at a methadone clinic in Cleveland.
11:08We're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side. I've organized it all.
11:12Have fun.
11:14I'm going to Capri with Geoff and Lauren.
11:17They're actually excited about what I have cooking up.
11:20As one would expect.
11:22It is official then. You are the biggest monster on this planet.
11:27Every night I pray for your death.
11:31Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself.
11:40Could we play some Yacht Rock?
11:47Hey. Just letting you know a fresh wire came through.
11:50Should post tomorrow.
11:51Thank you. He asked about you again.
11:53Jesus Christ. How many times are we going to do this?
11:57It's not too late, Antonio. We can figure something out.
12:00He needs his father in his life.
12:02He needs a father. He doesn't need me.
12:04You already know the deal. As long as I keep the accounts full, I'm dead to him.
12:10Good news. There's a room available at the Hilton.
12:14The Hilton?
12:18He's fucking high.
12:37Hello.
12:38Fuck.
12:41Still nothing.
12:43We searched the hotel. All the stuff is there. No struggle, nothing on the hotel footage.
12:48We're canvassing everywhere on the bar.
12:52I never should have left her.
12:54Word is DC is freaking out. They got a plan on standby.
12:57Oh, fuck that. They went after me, they went after her.
13:00I gotta find her.
13:01I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel, then let's meet.
13:03I had a team take care of that.
13:05Follow me.
13:09Both of the guys you killed tested positive. You've been exposed.
13:13And so have you.
13:15I'm negative, that's why I'm keeping my distance.
13:18That scene was a bloodbath. You're walking by your hazard. Precaution must be taken.
13:27What the fuck is this?
13:28Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart.
13:30You raise hell, we get panic in the streets, everything gets fucked.
13:33No, we don't have time for this.
13:35We'll find her, okay?
13:48Find her!
14:06Go.ohooo77
14:08Confidence Potion
14:08Pick your
14:10Pick your ŃŠ°Š·Š°
14:15or down Come
14:22Let's go.
15:03My, my, doctor.
15:05Look at the mess you've gotten yourself into.
15:08Uh-uh!
15:09You don't want to do that.
15:12What are you, some kind of cop?
15:14Bitch.
15:15Please.
15:16Oh.
15:17These cuts were clearly made by somebody with knowledge of anatomy for ease of separation,
15:21so surely the authorities are going to be looking for someone with medical training,
15:23a surgeon even.
15:24No, you don't understand.
15:26I didn't kill them.
15:27You think I give a fuck?
15:28I bet you even Googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you?
15:31Playing around on the internet has turned you into a naughty boy who's met some very naughty
15:35girls.
15:36Is this about Clara?
15:37Who the fuck are you?
15:38Tell me about the marketplace.
15:40Okay.
15:40It was on the dark web.
15:42I heard about it from a colleague.
15:43You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts even.
15:46I was curious, so I took a look.
15:48You thought you stumbled on some miracle, didn't you?
15:50She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said no thanks.
15:55But you just couldn't help yourself.
16:04Well, she sold you something that didn't belong to her.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Oh, fuck.
16:13Fuck.
16:14I didn't know.
16:15I swear it was only the one client.
16:17Jeremy, a fucking Ansel.
16:19He was going to kill me.
16:22I think you promised.
16:24What?
16:27He did this.
16:29He's a fucking psycho.
16:31I'm the fucking psycho.
16:32Certified since 1961.
16:35Where is he?
16:38I'm the fucking psycho.
16:40Please, please, please, please.
16:47Do you have any idea what kind of luxury wasteland this town is?
16:52I mean, look, I was really enjoying our productive dialogue.
16:55However, if I'm not wheels up slow, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
16:58Please help me.
17:00Do I deserve more than a Hilton?
17:02What?
17:02Answer me, Doc.
17:03Do I deserve more than a fucking Hilton?
17:05Yes, yes.
17:05Yes, oh my God, yes.
17:07I agree.
17:10People always accuse me of being high maintenance, girly and impatient.
17:14I'm just like, excuse me for having an aversion to bed bugs and dry gest stains, right?
17:18If I'm going to be doing the dirty work for these people, best believe I deserve the best.
17:24Find him, Doc.
17:27Before you lose more than the arm.
17:39Who's calling your boy?
17:40Who's calling me, Daddy?
17:46What's up, Doc?
17:47Talk to your boy.
17:50Jeremy, hi.
17:52Just following up to make sure you're feeling well and happy with your new year results.
17:57My results, Doc?
17:58All these results.
18:00They, they, they are something else you did, you damn thing.
18:04Woo!
18:05Oh, you hear that, Doc?
18:07You're still in town?
18:08I was about to leave.
18:09Hold on, this ain't him right.
18:11Hold on, Doc.
18:13Give it to me.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:15Give me this leg.
18:15Give me that leg.
18:16Give me that leg.
18:17Yeah, but this kitty was burning.
18:20Oh, you got some poor feet.
18:24Excellent.
18:25Let's have you come in for a quick follow-up.
18:27You need a second dosage to maintain the effects of the procedure.
18:31What?
18:33Why?
18:35You tell me that was or...
18:37Where are you, Jeremy?
18:38I can even come to you, please.
18:39Fucking with me slow right now, Doc, because I'm in it.
18:41I'm in this thing like jelly.
18:43Peanut butter jelly time.
18:45Peanut butter jelly time.
18:46I'm at the Hyatt downtown.
18:48Till this kitty stop burning.
18:51Hit the home run.
18:53Hit the...
18:53I did what you asked.
18:56You did?
18:59Thanks, Doc.
19:01Oh, you did it.
19:05I'll break it.
19:06Yeah.
19:06Oh, you did it.
19:11Oh, you did it.
19:12Oh, you did it.
19:12Oh, you did it.
19:12Oh, you did it.
19:12Oh, you did it.
19:13Oh, you did it.
19:26Oh, you did it.
19:30Oh, you did it.
19:59I know, fantastic new look, but then blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't
20:10it, I like you, Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty, I'll just come right out and say
20:28it, I'm a professional eliminator of problems, and my boss has decided, you are a problem,
20:34fuck you, fuck your boss, I ain't do shit, you done fucking around with you, Jeremy, real
20:53peach that Claire Bear was, wasn't she, yeah, as the saying goes, if it feels too good to
20:57be true, I don't see any condom wrappers around here, so I'm assuming that you went raw dog
21:01with this one too, what was I supposed to do, man, she came on to me, man, you didn't
21:05tell her about your little STD situation, did you, what, you're not even the slightest bit
21:10curious as to how, or why, or what made you this way, no, man, I was just shocked she was
21:17kind of into me, call her, I'm sure she gave you a number, call her, hey pudding, who is
21:29this, who is, you don't have my number saved, no, what, it's me, chocolate daddy, what are
21:39you wearing, you're so sexy, well, if I'm so sexy, why don't you come on up, if I wasn't
21:49home on my bed, I'd be in the elevator right now, she said she went home, you told me it
21:55was getting off at seven, I went home early, I feel like shit, I think I'm coming down
22:03with something, this crazy fever just like, hit me out of nowhere, well listen baby, I
22:12got a fever that only that ass can cure, tell you what, I'll come to you, really, yeah, I'll
22:19come for you, I'll, I'll bring you NyQuil, Gatorade, Tylenol, cup of bananas, the good
22:25homestyle chicken soup, ginger ale, and a Ritz cracker, let daddy do that for you, you're
22:30an angel, I'll text you my address, Charlie daddy coming for you baby, I'm on the way, I'm
22:37on the way, you a sick fuck, ain't you, okay, get your clothes, your shoes on, tick tock,
22:49no, I'm not leaving here without her, if you test negative, you're getting on the
22:53goddamn plane, Cooper, this New York thing is fucked, look, we will find her, I'm throwing
22:59everything at it, let me stay here and lead the team, look, I put my nuts on the line for
23:04this thing, I still got some friends over at Langley, they put a QRF on standby, some real
23:08Blackhawk down shit, do you remember what you told me after my brother got jammed up in Boston
23:13and I wanted to lean on those local cops, jammed up, he got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven,
23:19what did you tell me, yeah, yeah, I get it, too close to it, I listened, now it's your turn,
23:28you're beat to shit and we need you here so we can have all hands put together the pieces
23:33on this thing.
23:42All clear sir.
24:00All clear sir.
24:09You are five minutes from your destination.
24:13Alright, time to pre-game.
24:16Yep.
24:21Counterintuitive, I know, but uh, you know, this Yacht Rock just lasers my focus like nothing
24:33else.
24:37Come on Jeremy, hey!
24:40Well it's not for the time to hear it next, at least it's not for me.
24:46And if the wind is right, you can sail away, find tranquility.
24:53Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
24:59Hey!
25:00Believe me.
25:05Me.
25:06It's not far, do you, never, never, land?
25:09No reason to pretend.
25:12It's not far, do you, never, never land, no reason to pretend.
25:13And if the wind is right you could find your joy, then it's sin's a guinin'
25:18Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
25:26We need me.
25:31right here Jeremy
25:38take the last part, take the last part
25:46come on, come on Jeremy sing the next part
25:48I don't know this song so I'm gonna just
25:52don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit
25:56okay the man has been through enough what the fuck are you talking about
25:59Christopher Crisscross what the fuck
26:051980 Christopher Cross was the shit
26:09right five times platinum five major Grammys
26:13after all the accolades and success what did he get him
26:19what what did he get him
26:21really I don't know I don't know black people don't listen to Christopher Cross
26:24I don't know man put his career in the grave that's what
26:31now I'm sure you're asking yourself how could that possibly have happened
26:35well he got really popular really fast and this is in an era without all the 24 7
26:39social media bullshit so then he starts showing up to the award shows and red
26:43carpets and the people really get their first good look at him and they're like
26:47oh just just a regular guy little balding little fat I loved him
26:53voice of regeneration
26:56with MTV exploding onto the scene shit just only got worse you know it's like
27:00why would you want to watch a music video of a real person when you could be
27:03watching a gyrating half-naked Madonna right
27:07so next time you're tugging on that thick wet little dick
27:11remember that
27:14okay
27:16the world is cool to people who aren't beautiful
27:19to normal people
27:23fucking cool
27:27learn the fucking words to that song
27:30alright
27:32wow
27:37nice neighborhood
27:41come on
27:43hold on Jeremy look
27:50alright
27:54here we go
28:03I don't think she's home
28:05come on come on ring the bell again
28:08alright timeout corner over there
28:10what?
28:11timeout corner over there
28:12over there
28:14okay
28:14okay
28:23alright
28:24alright
28:24open up
28:37hello
28:43hello
28:44hello
28:47up the steps
29:01hello
29:02hello
29:02hello
29:02hello
29:02hello
29:04hello
29:16Hello.
29:58Here we go.
30:07Oh, my God.
30:49Oh, my God.
31:11Brain or heart?
31:12What?
31:14This isn't a happily-evaced situation.
31:16I just saved your life.
31:17And in return, I'm not going to spend the afternoon turning you into a medieval art project.
31:22So you want to see it coming, or is that going to make it scarier?
31:25You know what?
31:26Come on.
31:26Get up.
31:27Turn around.
31:29Turn around.
31:30Now, relax.
31:35Thank you for giving me what I deserve.
31:39I'm talking.
31:39I ain't shit.
31:40I haven't been my whole life.
31:42I'm just a fucking loser that had to kill people to feel something.
31:48Man, I ain't shit.
31:50Probably while my pops left.
31:53So just come on and give it to me.
31:55Pull it.
31:56Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:57This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate and beg and bargain.
32:04So come on, Jeremy.
32:05Beg.
32:08Beg.
32:09Beg for what?
32:11What you want me to beg for, man?
32:15What you want me to beg for?
32:20I have nothing.
32:24I have nothing, man.
32:27And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:33And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:37Pull that trigger.
32:41Just go on, do it, man.
32:42Pull the trigger.
32:43You can do it.
32:44Pull the trigger, man.
32:52You hungry?
32:55What?
32:55Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper handjob.
32:58And my blood sugar's going crazy.
33:00So, let's get something to eat.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:12Would you look at this little slice of heaven?
33:15Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, would you kindly advise?
33:18Because let me tell you something, man.
33:20I'm torn.
33:20I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:23This, right?
33:24This delightful riblet entree.
33:27Well, those are my two favorites.
33:28Can't go wrong.
33:29God.
33:30Come on, it's a gift.
33:30I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:34It's crazy.
33:35You know what?
33:35Can you just give us two minutes and, um, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:39Can you just let us know when our table's ready?
33:40You got it.
33:40We'll be right here, man.
33:41Thank you, Dale.
33:44Well, every meal feels like home.
33:46I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock, I would be slamming these spicy Mark specials.
33:50This place is heaven.
33:52How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain Hunts?
33:58Jamie, Jamie, smile.
34:00We're having fun.
34:03You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move, and I will liquefy your dick.
34:12The people behind us are looking.
34:13What?
34:14Smile.
34:14Smile at them.
34:15What?
34:15Smile at the people behind us.
34:17The people behind you.
34:21Why are they looking at us like that?
34:24You're attracted now.
34:25Gotta get used to it.
34:33Oh, she like that.
34:36Yeah, she like that.
34:37That's a queen of spades right there.
34:39What?
34:40Queen of spades.
34:42You ain't...
34:43Man, you a big, fat square.
34:44You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:45A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:50Well, specifically, BBC.
34:52Big black...
34:53Cock.
34:53Oh, shit.
34:54Big black cock.
34:55BBC.
34:55That's what it stands for.
34:57Big black cock.
34:58Wow.
34:59Yeah, that's them BBCs.
35:00And the husband, they like to get involved.
35:02They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
35:05But you know what?
35:06She's making...
35:07She's bringing me back.
35:09Never forget it.
35:10That was this girl.
35:12Butterfly, booty meet, 92.
35:14Never forget it.
35:14I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:17I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out, just right there, ready for it.
35:22She looked at me and says,
35:22Oh, I thought it might be bigger.
35:25Damn.
35:26Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:27What the fuck?
35:28Right.
35:29What the fuck is that?
35:30Right, her fault.
35:31Crazy.
35:31Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:33I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:35Just keep walking.
35:36Without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:39Just keep smiling.
35:42But not anymore.
35:44Yeah.
35:45You guys look cute together.
35:51Not anymore.
35:54Fuck it.
35:55No, no, no, no.
35:56Keep oversharing.
35:57I'm interested.
35:58But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
36:02Not attractive.
36:03You hated yourself.
36:03I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:07You know, let's keep it real.
36:10White dudes, light-skinned men, they get more.
36:15More women, more dates, more attention, more, more, more.
36:20I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:22I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:25Complimentary fries for the table?
36:27Dale, thank you.
36:28You're welcome.
36:29Are you ready to order?
36:29You know what?
36:30We are, actually.
36:31Yeah.
36:32We're gonna do those riblets.
36:35Good choice.
36:37Come on.
36:39Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:41You blow up people for a living.
36:44And you know scars?
36:45They're kind of badass.
36:46You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:50You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:57Oh, shit.
36:59Oh, oh, you...
37:01You got it, too.
37:04Early adopter.
37:05More purified version, straight from the lab.
37:08Highly experimental envelope.
37:10Pushing gene therapy using viral RNA technology.
37:13To put it more simply, uh, near-complete, ground-up, turbocharged, remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:21Experimental.
37:21One dose.
37:23One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth any human's ever gonna get.
37:28Which, of course, comes with Diko Zempic.
37:32A former company is valued at $500 billion.
37:35What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:37$1 trillion?
37:38$500 trillion?
37:38So then when a Yahoo Lab Tech steals a trial version and starts fucking and spreading the shit, now we
37:46have a problem.
37:47Black market.
37:48Mm-hmm.
37:49But the sexual transmission is, uh, is more of a bug than a feature.
37:53Right?
37:54The easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money on the expensive name brand shit.
37:59And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
38:02So then they hire somebody like me.
38:05A consultant.
38:07Right.
38:07To, uh, take care of their problem.
38:13I bet that pays well enough for these bitches to look past that bar and villain base you got corn
38:19on.
38:23Yeah, well, no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, Shubby Bubby.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:30That.
38:30That right there.
38:33No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:36You know, somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity to kill, and
38:42you felt compelled to take it.
38:44You had a real darkness in you.
38:47You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:49Your son?
38:50You're like 30 years old, like, how old is this son?
38:58I'm 65 years old.
39:02And you're a lot like my son.
39:03But he's having a rough go at it right now.
39:05It's not fun to see.
39:06But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:09But you, on the other hand, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:11You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:16And, um, cultivate your anger.
39:21You know, maybe, uh, maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:26What is this?
39:28Some assassin big brother program?
39:32Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:36I have needs as well.
39:38What do you need?
39:43ProtƩgƩ.
39:44A killer.
39:48Two riblets.
39:51Oh.
39:52Thank you, Dale.
39:53Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:56Ha!
39:58Big tip, brother!
40:00Shit.
40:02Scary.
40:03Oh.
40:07Dig in.
40:12So she literally exploded.
40:14Yes.
40:20I looked at the Paris photos.
40:22It's so much worse than that.
40:24I was outside.
40:25Here the blast radius was internal, encapsulated.
40:28You saw the scene?
40:30I did.
40:31I did.
40:39Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:44Holy shit.
40:47It's still that high?
40:53Britney!
40:54Britney!
41:07I'm wrong.
41:09What is this?
41:11CondƩ Nast staffers in blast range instantly tested positive.
41:14Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths, typical mucous membrane transmission.
41:21Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:23What are we doing with them?
41:24Awaiting instruction.
41:28Your interview subject is traumatized, but cooperative so far.
41:34Not positive.
41:38Not positive.
41:39Not yet.
41:41Not yet.
41:45Not yet.
41:50Not yet.
41:51Not yet.
41:55No.
42:14Well, being a little ginger.
42:17I don't know.
42:50I don't know.
43:17I don't know.
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