00:00So I get home every day about the same time mom and dad are gone
00:05So I come in here in the house unlock the door to feed the animals and stuff
00:10Coming in here
00:12Nobody's home, right? I turn to go up the steps
00:16Start walking down the hallway and I almost shit myself
00:22A few years ago, I bought my damn mother this stupid fucking cardboard stand-up of mr. Bean
00:29Damn near gave me a fucking heart attack
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