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00:00:27To be continued...
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00:01:26To be continued...
00:01:32Allow me to introduce myself.
00:01:35I'm the old fool that left the windshield wipers running.
00:01:39The Honorable Leonida Botticine.
00:01:42A well-known producer of fine wines.
00:01:44Man of flawless virtue.
00:01:46Age.
00:01:47Old enough to know better.
00:01:49Widower.
00:01:50Got that?
00:01:51Widower.
00:01:52And it's thanks to that particular detail that our little tale begins in such a morbid setting.
00:01:58Because ever since the unhappy day, my incomparable better half departed for the great beyond,
00:02:05I made it my habit to come here, disconsolate and inconsolable, every Wednesday and Saturday to leave flowers on her
00:02:11tomb.
00:02:13That's the reason why, on that particular Wednesday, my adoring nephews, advised by the gravekeeper's wife over the fall that
00:02:21I had taken ill,
00:02:23dropped their pressing obligations and hastened to the consecrated ground, frantic with worry and despair.
00:02:44Hell, that for leather, perfect submarine weather.
00:02:46If you see the enemy shout, that's all over and out.
00:03:11I'm sorry Benito, forgive me, wait a minute, I'll clean you off.
00:03:15Stop it, Gustavo, you're making it worse.
00:03:19Ah, look at this, the old pool.
00:03:20Doesn't he know any better?
00:03:21He'll run down the batters.
00:03:28It's very well for him to bring flowers to pour all day, but not in a pouring rain.
00:03:33God rest yourself.
00:03:34Search him right.
00:03:35Dirty old man.
00:03:36And just when he was taking it slower, remember when she first died, he brought her flowers every day, every
00:03:41single day.
00:03:42Lilies, no less.
00:03:43Daisies were good enough for him.
00:03:44Oh no, five years of lilies and 300 lire apiece, a small fortune.
00:03:47And at home, he's so cheap, he won't even let us eat the swimming pool.
00:03:50Holy mother of Jesus, please hurry, he's up here.
00:03:56He's in here.
00:03:58Please hurry.
00:04:07Uncle Leonida.
00:04:09Oh, take him away, there's no time to lose.
00:04:13Hurry.
00:04:14What's happened?
00:04:15Where does it hurt you?
00:04:17Who got him up here?
00:04:18He came up by himself.
00:04:20He knows the way.
00:04:21Ah, I see.
00:04:22He felt sick and knocked his tomb and came up here looking for help.
00:04:26Actually, when he came up, he felt fine like he always does.
00:04:30Then what?
00:04:31It doesn't matter.
00:04:32Just get him out of his house, quickly.
00:04:35Good Lord, woman.
00:04:36Can't you see the condition he's in?
00:04:38This could be a heart attack.
00:04:40He has to stay quiet.
00:04:41But my husband's coming in, he's back in.
00:04:44Ah, your husband will understand.
00:04:46He understands what I understand.
00:04:48We're in trouble.
00:04:49Pussy.
00:04:51Pussy.
00:04:52Pussy.
00:04:52Pussy.
00:04:53The poor old darling, he loved it so much.
00:05:11Apparently, it was thought best not to wait for the ambulance.
00:05:14I was rushed into the car and driven home, where the real reason I had taken ill was not revealed.
00:05:21And here, while Dr. Pavan concerned himself with my heart,
00:05:25the local priest, Reverend Attilio, gave me the last rites
00:05:30and then desperately set about trying to save my soul with the rosary.
00:05:35They were all there.
00:05:37The entire household staff, Nanne and Tosca,
00:05:41my poor departed Ramona's nephew, Gustave, retired colonial military officer,
00:05:47and her two nieces, that flighty little baggage, Yole,
00:05:51and her dim-wit sister, Yole,
00:05:54who made the mistake of marrying and out of work wine-taster, Benito Verrotto,
00:05:59and unfortunately brought him into the house, too.
00:06:02And this one here, crying, is Adonis, Yole's son.
00:06:07And the less said about that, the better.
00:06:34What's he doing, speaking?
00:06:37I can't imagine, I've got a swan.
00:06:50Yeah, pussy, he's saying pussy, it was his pet name.
00:06:54He's right, yes, he's right.
00:06:55Poor Anthony Ramona.
00:06:56He always was fond of pussy.
00:06:58He can't.
00:07:02Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro novis peccatoribus et nuke in or mortis nostre, Amen.
00:07:07Ave Maria, grazie a plene Dominus Tecum, benedicta Tua,
00:07:10mulieribus et benedictus fructus ventris Tua, Iesus.
00:07:13Santa Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro novis peccatoribus et nuke in or mortis nostre, Amen.
00:07:30Doctor, for God's sake, tell us something.
00:07:35I'm sorry, unfortunately, there's not much to say.
00:07:38It'll be a miracle if he lasts through the night.
00:07:40Isn't there anything we can do?
00:07:43Pray.
00:07:43That's what I was doing.
00:07:47Requeiten adonis domine.
00:07:49Benito Verrotto, Bontuzin and Company Incorporated here.
00:07:52I want to speak with Mr. Kitsch.
00:07:54That's right, thank you.
00:07:56They're putting him on the line now.
00:07:58Hello, hello, Mr. Kitsch, good night.
00:08:02Good morning.
00:08:03I mean, good afternoon, and you remember me, don't you?
00:08:05Benito Verrotto, yes, no, no, not Pagotto, Tarotto.
00:08:10Yes, that's the one.
00:08:11And listen, remember that thing we were talking about?
00:08:14Can you talk about it now?
00:08:16Wonderful, wonderful.
00:08:18No, actually, the old man hasn't actually changed his mind.
00:08:22He's changed his life.
00:08:23He's changed his life.
00:08:24His life is in danger.
00:08:26Well, what can you do?
00:08:28Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
00:08:30Tomorrow morning.
00:08:31Perfect.
00:08:31Yeah, yeah, we'll expect you.
00:08:37I'm scared.
00:08:39Nobody's going to come down here at this hour.
00:08:41I know, that's why.
00:08:42You could be Jack the Rape.
00:08:43You could be John Mark.
00:08:47We're going to drink to the health of the old man.
00:08:49From the hell with the rest of the stingy family.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:01Come on.
00:09:02Come on.
00:09:23How about me?
00:09:25If you want to drink, you know the price.
00:09:27No, it's too cold down here. The wine will warm you up
00:09:37Then give me a drink first things first you can't fool me
00:09:44Item number one take off your sweater. No
00:09:58Give it here
00:10:03Ah, it's like felt if you think that's good try some of this it tastes like fire
00:10:18Your blouse no
00:10:34They say they say hey
00:10:40And just a little orgy I'll show you an orgy means you imbecile go to your room
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00:11:56...opens chances of merchandising expansion.
00:12:07...and with all due respect, of course.
00:12:10But his business notions are old-fashioned and he refuses to change.
00:12:13In the meantime, the conglomerates, like you were teaching us, you can't function any longer as a one-horse outfit,
00:12:18no?
00:12:19Because drinkers want to drink.
00:12:21The consumer of great wine is a thing of the past.
00:12:26The age of the blend is at hand.
00:12:29A drop of bottacine is a drop in a bucket.
00:12:33But it's our wine that can make your vermouth worth drinking.
00:12:38Okay, Mr. Forgotto, since we're all in agreement...
00:12:44Oh, you Americans, you're marvelous. Always right to the point.
00:12:52We have a saying, time is money.
00:12:57No time is money. Oh, that's good.
00:12:59There's one small point. We're all in agreement, except the deceased.
00:13:05Oh, his demise is expected any minute now.
00:13:14You're saying... he isn't dead?
00:13:18Oh, yes, for all intents and purposes. I mean, it's only a matter of an hour at most.
00:13:25For all I know, maybe it's already happened.
00:13:32If you'll allow me, I'll just check.
00:13:39Hello, Tosca. I'd like to speak to Madame.
00:13:43Did you send the flowers?
00:13:48To my wife?
00:13:49No, sir, not yet. I'll do it this afternoon.
00:13:52Good. Lilies, remember?
00:13:56White lilies.
00:13:59Is that you, Italian?
00:14:06Oh, in a coma.
00:14:09What does the doctor say?
00:14:11Thirty-six hours.
00:14:14Can I guarantee that?
00:14:17It's really the end.
00:14:21That's, well...
00:14:23Thirty-six hours.
00:14:25So now, with each hour, his death gets closer.
00:14:50Optimistic, yes.
00:14:51But with reservation.
00:14:52He's outlived the 36-hour prognosis.
00:14:55And this gives us reason for hope.
00:14:57There's no question.
00:14:59But that doesn't mean the battle's over.
00:15:01A second attack would be fatal.
00:15:04Fatal?
00:15:05Fatal, yes, fatal.
00:15:06It's a Damocles sword over our heads.
00:15:08I would hazard to say a great deal depends on you.
00:15:12On us?
00:15:12Yes, indeed, and nobody else.
00:15:15Imagine that your uncle was already dead and born all over again.
00:15:20He needs to be treated like a newborn child.
00:15:23It's like you're keeping him in a nursery.
00:15:25He mustn't be left alone, even for an instant.
00:15:29I personally recommend that you take on specialized assistance.
00:15:34Such as?
00:15:35I'm speaking about a registered nurse who would be on duty 24 hours a day
00:15:39and who'd know what to do in case of emergency.
00:15:43A registered nurse? Oh, that's a good idea.
00:15:46Then it's agreed.
00:15:50How's Uncle Leonida?
00:15:52Ask me, he'll outlive all of us, you included.
00:15:55Is it true, Mama?
00:15:55It's better.
00:16:02Well, what's with all the long faces?
00:16:05He's over the hump.
00:16:09I'll be back this evening.
00:16:12I'll be...
00:16:13Thank you, Doctor.
00:16:13...back this evening.
00:16:14Renita.
00:16:14Bye-bye, Doctor.
00:16:17Ta-ta.
00:16:26Damn it, Daryl!
00:16:29Why am I going to tell the American?
00:16:43What the hell story can I make to tell the American?
00:16:46What the hell story can I make to tell the American?
00:16:54Oh, that fraud!
00:16:58Pill pusher!
00:16:59Charlatan!
00:17:00He doesn't know a hangnail from a hernia.
00:17:03Please, Benito, don't be well done.
00:17:05Don't break my balls, Gussler.
00:17:06But Benito, it's not the doctor's fault if he's not dead yet.
00:17:09But Benito, it's not the doctor's fault if he's not dead yet.
00:17:12He'll outlive every one of us.
00:17:15The American will have to learn patience like everyone else.
00:17:18Are you crazy?
00:17:18You can't insist on patience when we're the ones who want to unload the company.
00:17:22What am I going to say to Mr. Kitsch?
00:17:24What do you want to do, kill uncle?
00:17:33There's nothing to do but wait and hope.
00:17:41A watched pot never boils.
00:17:44Well, I'll say one thing now that he's out of danger.
00:17:49Uncle Leonida is a sneak.
00:17:51At home it's all prayers and rosaries, but outside.
00:17:53The dirty old man was in nothing but his socks and shirt.
00:17:57With a grave keeper's wife.
00:18:00And in the same cemetery as poor Aunt Ramona.
00:18:04The old bastard's got no morals at all.
00:18:09Dinner's getting cold.
00:18:11Dinner can wait.
00:18:14Tosca!
00:18:15Yes, sir?
00:18:17Has the Count ever tried to?
00:18:20You know what I mean.
00:18:23It must know.
00:18:25Don't be embarrassed, girl. Out with it.
00:18:26Well, only once, just after the Count has passed away.
00:18:30But auntie's still warm in her grave.
00:18:32But I couldn't resist. He was so funny.
00:18:38Real funny.
00:18:40Leave him laughing from one bed to another.
00:18:42I'm scandalized by all this.
00:18:44Old man is perverted.
00:18:46The old bastard's almost a necrophile.
00:18:50Why don't we employ the grave keeper's wife as a nurse?
00:18:53Oh, why do you always have to say such ridiculous things?
00:18:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:19:02It's not as ridiculous as you think.
00:19:08At this point in the story, it's only fair I fill you in on the background.
00:19:12It's important for you to know that two years before I got sick,
00:19:16that imbecile Benito slipped and fell in the bathtub,
00:19:20practically setting the world's record for broken bones.
00:19:22Fibias, tibias, clavicles, cavicles,
00:19:26and anything else I could name, including his brain,
00:19:28which wasn't anything to write home about even before the accident.
00:19:32Anyway, to patch him together,
00:19:34we had to ship him off to this special clinic in Switzerland,
00:19:37where unfortunately they were unable to keep him longer than eight months,
00:19:40but he did have time to make several new friends.
00:19:44Car?
00:19:45No.
00:19:46In a crash?
00:19:48No.
00:19:49Turned you into a verstel.
00:19:50No.
00:19:51No.
00:19:52Birthless record.
00:19:53Good.
00:19:54Very good.
00:19:55Why are you sickie?
00:20:09Are you crunking, Adolf?
00:20:11Yes, mother.
00:20:21Benito.
00:20:22Anna.
00:20:23Yes, my little cuckoo.
00:20:39I came here quite convinced I wouldn't find you.
00:20:44Why?
00:20:45Were you afraid I gone off and got married?
00:20:48Why not?
00:20:49I mean, look at you.
00:20:51Are the doctors here so jaded they can't get it up?
00:20:55Or something?
00:20:55Oh, they manage.
00:20:57From the chief surgeon on down.
00:20:59The trouble with me is,
00:21:01I always seem to go for the wrong ones.
00:21:03You know, like interns who don't make any money.
00:21:05Whatever happened to that?
00:21:06What was he?
00:21:08Gynecologist?
00:21:09You know, the one who wanted to leave his wife to run away with you.
00:21:13The last time I saw him, he was bringing his wife here to deliver the fourth kid.
00:21:20You wanted to leave your wife for me too.
00:21:23Well, I meant it.
00:21:27And you made a big mistake not to take me seriously.
00:21:31The wrong doctor is one thing.
00:21:33But the wrong patient is worse.
00:21:37Oh, we had a moment together, Benito.
00:21:40But we never tried to fool each other.
00:21:44You don't have to believe me.
00:21:47A little Swiss chocolate.
00:21:49But I have a confession to make.
00:21:52I was deadly serious about you.
00:21:56I suppose I should be flattered, Benito.
00:21:59But I don't believe you.
00:22:04Oh, come on, darling.
00:22:06At least I learned something from my experiences.
00:22:10Now I don't play hit the sack.
00:22:13With every two big charmer who comes in.
00:22:17Uncle Leonida.
00:22:18Uncle Leonida.
00:22:19Look what I've brought you on.
00:22:47Hello, Uncle.
00:22:48Uncle, she's all yours, your own private nurse, eh?
00:22:55Look, look at her, Uncle.
00:22:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:22:59Well, let's leave him alone now in his peace quiet
00:23:10He's in your hands
00:23:46What's it for you? I'm not your wife, you know, you can't trifle with me. I know I'll cut it
00:23:52off. I'll castrate you
00:24:02This is how you treat me, me who gave you everything, my life, my love, my body, my all
00:24:09I gave you my bad heart and soul, the best years of my life
00:24:14I even gave you a son
00:24:16I know that son you call a son you had already
00:24:19What's that supposed to mean? Are you calling me a whore? Are you calling me a whore?
00:24:26All right
00:24:31Benito, pass the salt, please
00:24:36Thank you, thank you very much. Good evening, everybody
00:24:42Hi there, this is the lady who's going to take care of uncle Leona down. Oh
00:24:47Why are you so late to dinner? He had worked to make up at school and took a later trolley
00:24:52Don't just stand there gawking boy. Sit down
00:24:56On the double
00:24:58Sorry uncle Gustavo
00:24:59The roll is where you're at the table
00:25:03Sorry, I'll be right back
00:25:05Your book, you always have to leave a pile of books everywhere you go
00:25:09Tell Tosca to serve your suit. Yes, mother
00:25:14How old is he? Oh 16. I had him when I was only 18
00:25:23Are your widow? Yes
00:25:43Tosca Adonis doesn't have any soup
00:25:46How was I supposed to know he was here?
00:25:48Nobody ever tells me anything
00:25:55Well, where's your head tonight? I don't want any soup mother
00:26:00Well have some meat at least you can't go to bed on an empty stomach at your age
00:26:06Adonis, did you wash your hands?
00:26:10Benito, don't you think that was unkind?
00:26:13It's impossible to say anything to him these days
00:26:24Yes
00:26:24Good morning
00:26:25Good morning
00:26:29Did you sleep well?
00:26:31Fine, thanks. How's uncle Leonida?
00:26:35He's sleeping
00:26:35I'm sorry last night
00:26:38Don't be
00:26:40I see you have a swimming pool
00:26:43May I use it?
00:26:44Oh, yes, of course
00:26:45But the water will be cold
00:26:47Oh good
00:26:48It will wake me up
00:26:50Is there anybody out there?
00:26:52Just uncle Gustav
00:26:53He's doing his exercises
00:26:55Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up
00:27:19Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:27:25up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:27:30up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:27:33up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:27:34up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:27:36up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up
00:27:39PAM, PAM, PAM, PAM...
00:27:44Putain...
00:28:16We are on the bridge interdiction file 20 rounds H.E. at my command
00:28:27Go
00:28:33Pirate radio here
00:28:34We interrupt with a bulletin
00:28:36Hey, Colonel, now that the old man is dying, why don't you buy a couple of tags?
00:28:42No, no
00:28:46Impudent scoundrel, put my walkie-talkie down
00:28:49You better get ready to get sliced to pieces, you fat old phony
00:28:54Show your face
00:28:56I'll have you shot
00:28:57You villain
00:29:03Shooting too good for you
00:29:08Oh
00:29:09Hello
00:29:10Hello
00:29:11Come in ship to shore
00:29:18All my scientific research is going down the drain. This is vinegar
00:29:24Need any help, Mr. Benito, sir
00:29:26No
00:29:48I haven't gone anywhere, Mr. Benito
00:29:54Taste this
00:29:58Thank you
00:30:04No
00:30:05No
00:30:06No
00:30:09No
00:30:10No
00:30:10No
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00:30:13No
00:30:20Give me another one
00:30:21Think slowly, taste it, don't go
00:30:23No
00:30:29Good
00:30:30Yeah, it's quite good
00:30:31The ROM color is reddish, so
00:30:33Light side
00:30:35It'll do
00:30:36Very smooth
00:30:38Harmonious
00:30:39With full body
00:30:40Right fruit flavor
00:30:42Swedishuhan
00:30:43So
00:30:43I
00:30:44can figure all that out by myself
00:30:46Get to the point. Will it stand up against a wine made with grapes?
00:30:53Well, it stands up in alcohol content.
00:30:55Percentage, I'd say, is 14.2.
00:30:59Somewhat sulfurous.
00:31:06Tannic acid, 0.2 or 0.4%.
00:31:10Is it 2 or 4?
00:31:130.4.
00:31:17Regarding your sulfides, 380 or 395, a bit much.
00:31:27But this wine couldn't be one of yours, could it, Mr. Benito?
00:31:32Why do you ask?
00:31:34Because it seems much too good for one of yours.
00:31:37Get out of here before I break your head open, you damn bastard!
00:31:42Not forever.
00:31:43I, I quite, I quite understand, but you have my personal assurance.
00:31:47It's only a question of hours or days.
00:31:50Tosca?
00:31:51The senora is calling. Go and see what she wants.
00:31:54Which senora?
00:31:55Who cares? Just go.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:58Yes, sir.
00:32:00I'm going.
00:32:02I'm going.
00:32:06Can he see?
00:32:08Yes.
00:32:09Then he saw.
00:32:11Yes.
00:32:11Oh.
00:32:13Oh.
00:32:14Mother of God.
00:32:17He's lost interest.
00:32:19He's lost interest in a hanky-panky.
00:32:22We're ruined.
00:32:23Ruined.
00:32:26Uncle Leonida!
00:32:29Uncle Leonida, think of your family!
00:32:33Come back to your senses.
00:32:34Where's your own soul?
00:32:39Ah, you see?
00:32:40He hasn't lost interest.
00:32:41Oh, that's better.
00:32:42I almost had a heart attack.
00:32:44What were you expecting?
00:32:45Rape at first sight?
00:32:47Come with me a minute.
00:32:49Wait for the patient.
00:32:51Ah, screw the patient.
00:32:52Come here.
00:32:54Now see here, Anna.
00:32:55I don't think you understand the urgency of all this.
00:32:59All I can say is,
00:33:01do it, baby.
00:33:02And the world is yours.
00:33:04Once more into the breach.
00:33:06Tell it to Mother Nature.
00:33:07She has more to do with it than I do.
00:33:09After her recuperates a bit, perhaps...
00:33:12Recuperate?
00:33:13How long will that take?
00:33:19Ask Mother Nature.
00:33:24Your idea is just insane.
00:33:26It's just pouring money down the drain.
00:33:27I don't see what we're really paying for.
00:33:29Or why we really need a home.
00:33:30Worse yet.
00:33:31Would you prefer a limerick?
00:33:32There once was a nurse called Anna.
00:33:34A little patience and maybe our plan will work.
00:33:38The military mind has spoken.
00:33:41Don't you see?
00:33:42Uncle has to get better so he can get worse.
00:33:44Oh, yes?
00:33:45Who said that?
00:33:46Benito.
00:33:47And you expect sense from a moron?
00:33:49Is this something we don't know about?
00:33:53Hmm.
00:33:54It's part of the scheme.
00:33:57It's Mother Nature's way.
00:33:59To make him worse, we have to get him better.
00:34:05How much better?
00:34:06Better enough to get worse.
00:34:10Much worse?
00:34:12Much, much worse.
00:34:14Much, much worse?
00:34:16Much, much worse.
00:34:18Ah.
00:34:26I've chosen to include this little scene as another example of my charming air's tasteful delicacy.
00:34:33One week passed in vain.
00:34:36The presence of a trained, and I might add, highly remunerated nurse, still had not produced the desired effect, or
00:34:45at least no effect that had anything to do with me.
00:34:54So gracious and so sweet, that even strangers, when they meet my woman, find their tongues grow still.
00:35:24Until she, with sweet humility and grace, acknowledges a warm and bounteous praise, with a smile, with a smile.
00:35:30As from heaven sent to earth.
00:35:50Her eyes so bright, so pure her heart.
00:35:55Then from her lips arose on high, as from her soul, love's soft, sad cry.
00:36:04My love is nigh, oh sigh.
00:36:11By the way.
00:36:14Well sir, we are feeling better, aren't we?
00:36:21My love is nigh.
00:36:25My love is nigh.
00:36:27Yeah, yes, I finally began to feel better.
00:36:45At this point, I'm tempted to say he's out of danger, but no, now is the real danger.
00:36:50As I said before, a second attack could be fatal.
00:36:53If you want your uncle to survive, you must realize he's living on a razor's edge.
00:36:59Did you hear that, Fraulein?
00:37:01Yes, doctor.
00:37:06The patient is in your hands.
00:37:24Reaction negative.
00:37:25No.
00:37:25Oh, you're totally impervious to females.
00:37:27I'm playing hard to get on purpose.
00:37:30Otherwise, what is the point of the experiment?
00:37:32He's a guinea pig.
00:37:33He's got a point.
00:37:34If it works on him, it'll work on anyone.
00:37:38The Count doesn't need much encouragement to put his hands all over him.
00:37:42Do me a favor, will you, and think positive.
00:37:50According to Masters and Johnson, the orgasm is an anti-climax.
00:37:58It's the build-up, the foreplay, the anticipation that reverently brings one's blood to a boil and makes you work
00:38:09up enough steam.
00:38:20A little of the old kamikaze spirit.
00:38:22Right, right.
00:38:23Remember Pearl Harbor.
00:38:25Pearl Harbor.
00:38:26Remember the name.
00:38:28Sneak attack.
00:38:29That's the ticket.
00:38:31What have you got on your head?
00:38:32My calf.
00:38:34It's standard uniform.
00:38:36I know, I know, but not a nurse of your kind.
00:38:38And why are you all dressed up like this?
00:38:40Open your buttons and see your abundance.
00:38:43Like this.
00:38:44A vast improvement.
00:38:48You see.
00:38:52Take his temperature.
00:39:01No, no, no, no.
00:39:04On the other side.
00:39:07Here, give it to me.
00:39:09Nothing at all should be left to chance.
00:39:13It's a small detail, maybe, but make the most of it.
00:39:19Haven't you ever seen a good porno film?
00:39:21It's all technique.
00:39:24And over here.
00:39:25Sit down.
00:39:29I'll show you.
00:39:38I'll show you.
00:39:51No.
00:40:00No.
00:40:06No.
00:40:07No.
00:40:08How I do it.
00:40:17Remove thermometer.
00:40:27Breathe thermometer.
00:40:39You get the illusion?
00:40:41Phallic symbolism.
00:40:55Oh, my God.
00:40:56My pencil.
00:40:59Oh, where are you, little pencil?
00:41:01Where are you?
00:41:02Where did you go?
00:41:04Where are you?
00:41:08Oh, here it is.
00:41:37Oh, the Mother Libas.
00:41:44Get it?
00:41:46You put your mind to it and he's as good as dead.
00:41:49Yes, sure.
00:41:50He'll die laughing.
00:42:00Here, drink this now.
00:42:01The thermometer, aren't you going to take it out?
00:42:06Where did you put it?
00:42:07Oh, it wouldn't stay under the arms, so I stuck it.
00:42:12Then you'll have to take it out yourself.
00:42:13If I do, all the water will spill out.
00:42:16You've got a free hand.
00:42:18Just what I've been doing.
00:42:20What the hell is this, a railroad station?
00:42:23Excuse me, am I disturbing you?
00:42:25I came to say good night.
00:42:27Yeah, well, good night and good riddance.
00:42:30Good night.
00:42:31Get out.
00:42:33Get out.
00:42:35Oh, is there anything I can get for you?
00:42:37No, no, no.
00:42:38Everything I want.
00:42:39You just scram.
00:42:40Tomorrow I have to go into town in case you need anything.
00:42:43Here I am in my deathbed and he's using up all the air in the place.
00:42:46I know.
00:42:47Oh, yes.
00:42:48Some batteries for my radio.
00:42:50What voltage?
00:42:51My voltage.
00:42:53I'm not sure.
00:42:55Let's go and look.
00:43:00Let's go and see. He doesn't even know what to look for.
00:43:15It won't open.
00:43:16You want to try?
00:43:18Mm-hmm.
00:43:27Would you like me to hold it for you?
00:43:29Yeah, thank you.
00:43:34Damn.
00:43:43Tartonis?
00:43:43What's going on?
00:43:45Don't bother the lady.
00:43:47One and a half volts.
00:43:49I'll pick them up for you tomorrow.
00:43:49Tartonis!
00:43:52You'd better go.
00:43:53Your uncle seems to be nervous.
00:43:59It is a goddamn railroad station.
00:44:07Hi there.
00:44:08May I come here to move it?
00:44:10Oh, you're in express.
00:44:13Oh, it's you, Adonis.
00:44:14Why are you always under everyone's feet?
00:44:18You know uncle shouldn't be disturbed.
00:44:19He needs to rest.
00:44:21It's all right.
00:44:22Get out.
00:44:23Not just him.
00:44:25You too.
00:44:26Get out.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28Right away.
00:44:30I dropped in to bring you some light reading.
00:44:40Night uncle.
00:44:43Pleasant dreams.
00:44:47Lock it with you.
00:44:48Before I get any more visitors.
00:44:51All I need now is Gustav to break my hump.
00:44:53All he needed was a fanfare.
00:44:57Don't ask me how I know.
00:44:59Let's just say that I've got my spies.
00:45:01Count, there is always one black sheep, even in the best of families.
00:45:04This one got a flock.
00:45:09Must be glad you can laugh about it.
00:45:12I want to cry sometimes.
00:45:17He may be running out of ammunition, but he's not surrendering.
00:45:22Doesn't know any better.
00:45:24And Tosca, poor deluded child.
00:45:27He keeps right on trying.
00:45:29But his guns are harmless weapon.
00:45:50I'll be the first.
00:45:50Okay, Tosca.
00:45:52Yeah, do you know where the nurse is?
00:45:54Wasn't she with your uncle?
00:45:55I was already up there.
00:45:56How should I know? Last time I saw she was up in the attic with mr. Benito
00:46:25There's no one there it might have been a mouse
00:46:31With army boots on
00:46:39The battery is for my radio
00:47:12You're gonna fill a prescription for me doctor I ain't no doctor and this ain't no pharmacy like it wasn't
00:47:19no grocery yesterday
00:47:23Oh
00:47:24Holy shit. Oh, I gotta have a few words with my bicycle
00:47:30Well, as long as we're here you might as well give me the usual
00:47:34Don't go worse. No, it's the kid Adonis. He's got himself a fever that would kill a horse
00:47:54No, darling, no, it's me mommy
00:48:00What are you saying don't you know your own mother
00:48:07Oh
00:48:11He's delirious if it's malaria the rica
00:48:15I'm a tramp
00:48:21Pussy I've done us pull yourself together
00:48:28Delirious
00:48:30No, I think you're wrong
00:48:32You won't say anything
00:48:34Wait till the fever drops
00:48:36I'll handle him
00:48:38How
00:48:41I don't know yet
00:48:43Obviously I can't deny what he saw
00:48:45It's not what he saw it's what he heard
00:48:48Heard what little harmless whispering
00:48:51You're grown
00:48:53It's not funny we were talking about the old coot at first who said he was already digging his own
00:48:59grave and I suggested that a shove or two from you might help him over the egg
00:49:05But that was before he was there you know how long he was spying on us, huh?
00:49:21Oh
00:49:29What if he tells the count or even the police don't panic just keep your wits about you
00:49:53Let's stop the whole thing
00:49:56I'm scared are you crazy you want to stop now and blow the whole deal with kitsch after all the
00:50:00trouble I've gone to
00:50:02You'll see everything's
00:50:05Everything's gonna turn out all right
00:50:07You moron where's the medicine you've been gone over three hours
00:50:19I
00:50:20Guess
00:50:21Sorry
00:50:22The delay was due to a slight detour from the scheduled route
00:50:27Unforeseen
00:50:28I can smell it from your breath. Give me that stuff. Yes, sir. Mr. Buddy. Oh, yes, sir
00:50:33In that case, I might just as well go back where I came from and furnish some unfurnished business that
00:50:40I went left unfurnished
00:50:44I'm going
00:50:50I
00:50:50Think I'm still here. I think so, too
00:50:53Here we go
00:50:56I
00:50:57Think I'm
00:50:59I
00:51:00Think I'm
00:51:02Think I'm
00:51:03The wine on the vine
00:51:06It tastes mighty fine
00:51:09Every
00:51:11Time I
00:51:13Take
00:51:13I
00:51:17My
00:51:18Oh my little butterfly
00:51:22What happened? He's drunk
00:51:27Here's the medicine house content. He's been waiting
00:51:39So we know what Adonis heard keep him alive and get that book
00:51:56I've never loved life as much as I love life
00:52:07Oh
00:52:08Oh, you scared me
00:52:13I'm not ready to go yet
00:52:16This does off that's all this kind of books as good as a sleeping draft
00:52:21Frankly, I prefer to do certain things
00:52:24and read about them
00:52:30Oh
00:52:34No count, what are you doing? You mustn't exert yourself
00:52:38You know in your condition. It could be dangerous
00:52:43Oh
00:52:58Hello, how are we feeling?
00:53:07You can be such a child sometimes
00:53:12I was wrong you are a child
00:53:20If you weren't I wouldn't have
00:53:23At least those you care about
00:53:27Because you do care about me, don't you?
00:53:32Adonis
00:53:34Look at me
00:53:35The one thing I'm sorry about is that I disappointed you
00:53:39But I can't feel guilty about it
00:53:43You see a woman like me who is alone in life
00:53:49Is like all women
00:53:53She needs a man
00:53:55It doesn't matter if it works is right
00:54:00It happens to all of us
00:54:03And I'm no exception
00:54:06That's three minutes you can go now
00:54:09Please close the door when you leave
00:54:17He's jealous, he's jealous, we don't have to worry about a thing
00:54:20You really think so?
00:54:22Sure
00:54:23Do you know what he was reading?
00:54:27It's called strategy of a murder
00:54:33That little creep I'm going in there and punch him in the mouth
00:54:35It couldn't be a coincidence, could it?
00:54:39No, no, no, it couldn't be a coincidence
00:54:43Maybe you're right
00:54:45Can't you make up your mind, Benito?
00:54:47And there's not a question of that
00:54:49Our whole future depends on that goggle-eyed kid
00:54:52Oh, I know you think he's cute
00:54:54These snitches, we're down a creek
00:54:56The creek
00:54:58We have to find out exactly what he knows
00:55:02And you're the only one equipped for the job
00:55:05No, I've had enough
00:55:07No, no, no, come on, just wait a minute, please
00:55:11Now look, if he does know something
00:55:13We'll just deny everything
00:55:15And you can go back to your cuckoo clocks
00:55:17That you can count on
00:55:19I'll be on the first train
00:55:21Now look
00:55:30And this could have been
00:55:33a perfect crime
00:55:41Coffee, Colonel?
00:55:42Huh? Decaffeinated?
00:55:44Yeah, decaffeinated
00:55:52When you're in the first train
00:55:53Come, take a look
00:56:10And this could have been
00:56:11Have a very, very interesting
00:56:11You know that this one
00:56:11And this could have been
00:56:11And the last train
00:56:11We're trying to find out
00:56:11You know this
00:56:13A mystery
00:56:13That we're in the summer
00:56:16We have a very very good
00:56:16A mystery
00:56:17Get in my life
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