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00:28The call from the song, we're at him.
00:37The call from the song, we're at him.
01:00The call from the song, we're at him.
01:07The call from the song, we're at him.
01:17The call from the song, we're at him.
01:35The call from the song, we're at him.
01:58The call from the song, we're at him.
02:23We're at him.
02:33The call from the song, we're at him.
03:01The call from the song, we're at him.
03:13It's a stupid fucking idea.
03:14Our friendship with Greta ended a long time ago, and for good reason.
03:17So let's just get the fuck out of this place.
03:19Hey.
03:21Is that the mechanic?
03:22Yeah.
03:23Last night.
03:24Outside the thing, the hotel.
03:28He told me he was actually all right.
03:30A cop.
03:30Can I look okay?
03:31No.
03:32Great.
03:33Hey.
03:33Hi.
03:34How are you feeling?
03:35You okay?
03:36I'm fine.
03:37Sure.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Good.
03:42We're fine too, by the way.
03:45Myself and Dara here.
03:46Fellow victims of the crash.
03:48Yet yous are very lucky, you know.
03:50I mean, you only have to take one look at the car.
03:52Oh.
03:53Sweet and gentle.
03:54Jesus, my car.
03:56I've barely had it a month.
03:58Jim's going to go absolutely mental.
04:00I can't listen to him.
04:01I cannot listen to him.
04:03Maybe he'll just stay here.
04:04Maybe he'll just live here.
04:05In the mountains.
04:06Alone.
04:07Forever.
04:08When you're back home, you're going to have to get something.
04:10Cosmetic work done.
04:11No shit.
04:12Give us a hand getting her down.
04:14No, I'm heading back to work, Uncle Hughie.
04:16Two minutes.
04:17I'm in the uniform.
04:19Take the uniform off.
04:20Yes, Liam.
04:22Take your uniform off.
04:23He's young enough to be your son.
04:25He's 26.
04:27He's 12 years.
04:28Oh, you've done the maths, have you?
04:29You hate maths.
04:30You're gauged, seriously.
04:31I know my gauged, Jesus.
04:32I was joking.
04:33Hardly going to forget the fact that I'm in gauged.
04:35Forget.
04:36What?
04:36My ring, honest to Christ, where to put it now?
04:44Everything alright?
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:45I lost my ring.
04:47Again.
04:48You're going to need to get one tattooed off.
04:52Hey, what is it?
04:55Nothing.
05:01Harry, yeah.
05:02Sasha, what time do you think you'll arrive?
05:03We're going to meet before the red carpet because it's an absolute cluster.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07Have you forgotten?
05:07No, I didn't forget.
05:09The thing is, I'm going to need a new flight because the other flight is, well, it's gone now and
05:14I wasn't on it.
05:15You missed your flight.
05:16Well, can someone in the office sort that?
05:18It's the BAFTAs.
05:19It's the fucking BAFTAs, Sasha.
05:22I was in a car crash, actually, Harry.
05:25A car crash?
05:26Jesus Christ.
05:27Jesus Christ, are you okay?
05:28What?
05:29Yeah.
05:30I...
05:31Can you hear me?
05:31I'm fine.
05:32Okay, let's just get you on a plane.
05:33Yeah, well, I have to go straight to the venue, so help you.
05:36Ideally.
05:37Are you sure you're alright?
05:37No, I'm...
05:38I'm fine.
05:39I'm still going to be able to write.
05:41You're still going to get your commission.
05:43Bye-bye, Harry.
05:46Nice.
05:49You're a writer?
05:50I am, yeah.
05:52What do you write?
05:54Um...
05:55I write a TV show.
05:56A cop show, actually.
05:58It's called, um, Murder Code.
06:01Is it not huge?
06:02Yeah, yeah, I suppose it is.
06:03I mean...
06:05I have no idea why.
06:09So you're interested in cops?
06:16Saoirse, your ring was in the glove compartment.
06:20Oh, thank God.
06:30God, I can't wait to get home.
06:32Sat Nav, it's totally fucked.
06:34Here, have the map on my phone.
06:36Say I was right.
06:37I think we're turned off here somewhere.
06:39Stick your arm through so I can see the map.
06:41What if it wasn't her body in the coffin?
06:42Do you know how to arrange your sign?
06:44Why can't I just come up front?
06:45The passenger window's all over the seat, Dara.
06:47And picking shards of glass out of your arse is not how you want to end this already.
06:51Quite mental weekend.
06:52If I saw what I think I saw...
06:54If being the significant word, you can't just dismiss it.
06:56Okay, that's it.
06:57Dara, open the door and fuck her out.
06:59I don't really want to fuck her out.
07:00I'm not mad.
07:01Look, I know going there was a big deal, considering...
07:04The thing we never talk about.
07:08Stop it, Dara.
07:09Stop what?
07:09Looking at her to check how you should react?
07:11Have you no fucking mind of your own?
07:13Sorry.
07:13You don't have to apologise.
07:14What are you apologising for?
07:15Sorry!
07:16I really think something weird is going on here.
07:20Okay, we all know Dara was a bit complicated.
07:24Just leave it alone.
07:25We've left it alone for 20 fucking years.
07:27And shit!
07:33Again?
07:34Are you fucking serious?
07:37Are you talking to God?
07:39If you are, you might want to raise the attitude.
07:54Right.
07:55Stay here.
07:57Jesus!
07:58Bloody car!
08:02I am so, so sorry.
08:05Are you okay?
08:06I'm usually a really careful driver.
08:09The condition of your car would suggest otherwise.
08:12Right.
08:13Is that a dairy accident I'm detecting?
08:15I'm, I'm from Belfast.
08:17I'm not really feeling the old six-county solidarity at the minute.
08:20Fair enough.
08:21Let's do the thing and get going then.
08:25Well, it's not actually that bad.
08:29I mean, wing mirror side.
08:36It's a nightmare.
08:38She never looks where she's going.
08:41Hi.
08:43Hi.
08:43Are you okay?
08:45Not really.
08:46I should probably kill you all, but I don't have room in my boots.
08:58Here.
08:59Put on your details.
09:00Scheme of yours now.
09:01I'll do the same.
09:01Right.
09:10Right.
09:11There you go.
09:12I'll be in touch.
09:13I look forward to it.
09:17Dairy people are always such weirdos.
09:21Bye.
09:43Good gear.
09:47What the hell are you looking at?
10:17Well, the jazz is trying to fill me in detachments with a sink.
10:19Well, that's pretty good.
10:19If, like, you're easy on this plane, I can find the pinch.
10:21Where you can reside 10 cents will be $10.
10:22I guess it's a gigantic train that march management is not going through.
10:22But, I know it's what I want to lose.
10:25The aiideans, you know everything where I find a Înaréh!
10:39Look, Saoirse, I know Greta Diane, the wake, may be brought up a lot of stuff.
10:48Yeah.
10:50But I really think we just...
10:52Right.
10:55Right.
10:56I've had it with Oz.
10:58Let's get the fuck back to Kansas.
11:07Jesus Christ.
11:08I was in a car crash, Harry.
11:09What were you expecting?
11:10Oh, my God, baby.
11:12I'm fine.
11:13This whole thing is a bloody nightmare.
11:14You were in a car crash.
11:16Gina sent the wrong waistcoat over.
11:17Yeah, that's the same.
11:18Guys.
11:19It's horrific.
11:20Guys, we need to hang on the red carpet for the photographs.
11:23Right now?
11:23Right now.
11:24Oh, shit.
11:25You'll have to get changed here.
11:26You'll have to get changed in the fucking street, Harry.
11:28Oh, grow up.
11:29Oh, over here, over here.
11:30Some fans left these for you at the venue.
11:32So sweet.
11:33Oh, yeah.
11:34Oh, take it.
11:35I mean, they're usually just story-ling ideas, which nine times out of ten are fucking psychotic.
11:40It's just such a weird fit.
11:41It feels sort of boxy.
11:43Is it boxy?
11:43I'm just going to talk you through the plan, if that's called Sishi.
11:46Sishi?
11:47Seriously?
11:48Zeb, can we have a hand, please?
11:49For God's sake.
11:55Oh, fucking hell!
11:57Hold it nice and high.
11:58So, I've just been with Marnie, and we are very sensitive to the fact that there are
12:03some creative discussions going on, but from a channel perspective, we are super telling
12:10that you walk the red carpet together.
12:12How are you feeling about that?
12:14Not brilliant.
12:15Right, um, we wouldn't push it if we didn't feel it was super imports.
12:21Imports?
12:22Do you mean, do you mean important?
12:23Does she mean important?
12:24I think she means important.
12:25She's a dick.
12:26Right.
12:27She's a dick.
12:27Isn't she a dick?
12:28There was some definite dick-like behavior on set.
12:31Then again.
12:32No, then again.
12:32We will not be needing a then again, unless you'd like me to call off our engagement.
12:36She really regrets some of the things that she said.
12:38She told her that?
12:39I very much got that vibe.
12:41Um, isn't apology something that you would be open to?
12:44She's not going to apologize.
12:46Come on.
12:47No.
12:51Sorry, you want me to apologize?
12:53Get the fuck.
12:54Cisha.
12:55I'm so sorry.
12:56She's Irish.
12:56What can you do?
12:57We're just thinking of the fans.
12:59Are you?
12:59Especially the women.
13:01They see you two out there, the showrunner and the star.
13:05They are this unstoppable, inspirational, feminist force.
13:10And they feel empowered by it, see she?
13:13Fans like the show because of the murders.
13:16They like to solve a mystery because it makes them feel in control.
13:19It makes them feel like good will prevail.
13:21It makes them feel like this fucked up, messy existence can somehow be figured out when the truth is.
13:27Of course, they're not in control.
13:28Good won't prevail.
13:29And life is fucking meaningless.
13:30So, you do whatever it is that you need to do because I am not apologizing to that narcissistic, ungrateful
13:40dickhead.
13:41And I am not walking the red carpet with her.
13:45End of scene.
13:53God, you're just welcome.
13:54You think you're going to win tonight?
13:55Oh, Scott, look, we're just delighted to be nominated and in such great company.
14:01And also, it's a good excuse for a girly night out, isn't it, Sish?
14:05Totally.
14:06Yeah, we've definitely brought our dancing shoes.
14:09And you have a new nemesis this series, I believe.
14:12Yes, indeed.
14:13Rosemary de Cassis.
14:15So, how do you come up with such fabulous character names?
14:18It depends, really.
14:19Sometimes it's just about what things are right or, like, real, truthful.
14:24But with the villains, I can have a bit of crack, a bit of fun.
14:27So, what I do is...
14:35What I do...
14:36Gee, heart.
14:37Come on, Sish.
14:38Do you know what's hanging?
14:40I'm so sorry.
14:52So, now you know...
14:54You know who sent that email.
14:58You know it wasn't me in that coffin.
15:01I don't know anything.
15:04Not for certain.
15:06If it wasn't you, who was it?
15:08Are you ever planning on telling Seb you don't want children?
15:10Jesus, where'd that go?
15:11I don't know.
15:12I'm a figment of your imagination, Sia.
15:13You're the one calling the shots here.
15:15We are talking about you being in a coffin or not being in a coffin.
15:18Could you please just stick to it?
15:20Jesus Christ, I can't breathe.
15:22Do you know what?
15:23I'm not doing this.
15:24Not now.
15:25Not here.
15:26I'm going to close my eyes.
15:27And when I open them again, you're going to be gone, okay?
15:30Whatever you say.
15:37Why don't you do this, girl?
15:44Guess it didn't work.
15:46Fools!
15:47You have to tell the others about your little epiphany.
15:49They won't listen.
15:50Make them listen.
15:51I'm not sure I can.
15:53Fine.
15:53Ignore it.
15:54Pretend it didn't happen.
15:55You're good at pretending things didn't happen, aren't you?
15:58Is this connected to what we did?
16:09That's what you have to figure out.
16:20Stop this.
16:22Take yourself back there.
16:24No.
16:25Take yourself back there and look at it again.
16:33See it.
16:39Remember it.
16:45And ask yourself this.
16:47What should we have done?
17:02Hey, there you are.
17:03You must meet Marcus Dalton Foster.
17:05He produces...
17:05Oh, my God.
17:06We were obsessed with it.
17:07I'm so sorry.
17:07I just need to steal him for a second, okay?
17:10What's going on?
17:10I have to go.
17:11Can I have the room key?
17:12Because they took all my stuff.
17:13What do you mean you have to go?
17:15It's my friend.
17:15You know, the dead one.
17:16It's an emergency.
17:17What kind of emergency?
17:18Has she died again?
17:20It's a whole thing.
17:21I can't really get into it right now.
17:22Can I just have the key?
17:23Um, it's here, sure.
17:24Babe.
17:24It's the Baptist.
17:26Mm-hmm.
17:26Um, do you think you might have a concussion?
17:29Oh, no, I'm fine.
17:30You sure?
17:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:31Oh, yeah.
17:31Okay, great.
17:32Um, if we win, you're going to have to do the speech.
17:35Do not let Marnie do the speech.
17:39Wow.
17:40Thank you so much.
17:43Um, what a huge honor.
17:45For he who conceals his transgressions will not prosper.
17:51But he who confesses and forsakes them will find compassion.
18:01Take this, all of you, and eat it.
18:04For this is my body, which will be given up for you.
18:09Body of Christ.
18:10Body of Christ.
18:16Body of Christ.
18:17Body of Christ.
18:23Jason Meadows.
18:24He's here.
18:31Stand back, please.
18:37I mean, like, what do you think happened?
18:40Do you think I woke up, please?
18:42Christ.
18:44Mars.
18:44If you make Patrick, I'll come up with you.
18:46I'll be responsible for my actions.
18:49Well, if anyone's going to make Patrick, I mean...
18:51Do you think I've decided?
18:52I know.
18:52I got a completely banjax in my brand new car.
18:55That'll be class correct.
18:56No, of course not.
18:57It's just, well, do you know, like, it was bloody expensive, Robin.
19:00And I work hard, though.
19:03I don't work hard?
19:04No.
19:05No.
19:05That, that, that, that, that, that, that's not what I said.
19:07Well, maybe all this is easy.
19:09Maybe, maybe I'm overthinking this whole mothering thing, you know.
19:12Maybe I'll just fire the three of them outside and let nature take care of it.
19:16It'll be like Chicken Boy.
19:17Who's Chicken Boy?
19:19The elephant from Anna.
19:20He was raised by chickens.
19:21Chicken Boy.
19:23What do we know?
19:24Look, who gives a shit about the car?
19:26I could have died, Jim.
19:27Well, obviously, I'm glad you're not dead.
19:30Oh, my God, really?
19:31What's that?
19:32Steak.
19:33Oh, Jesus.
19:37Obviously, I'm glad you're not dead.
19:40Fuck it.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:47Oh, my God.
19:49Oh, my God.
20:14oh father i'm so sorry please don't worry about it these things happen i'm going to be left to
20:20the bingo dara in a minute mommy father i was wondering yes will you take my confession
20:26could we do it tomorrow well i'd rather do it now it's just that the confessional closes at
20:31nine but can't you just open it normally i would but rome's encouraging us all to examine our work
20:37life balance work life balance you're a priest and i'm heading to the bingo now myself so but listen
20:43tomorrow i'll be all ears oh someone handed that into this accuracy for you and i'll see you at the
20:53bingo mrs free bye father
21:09come on jesus christ i had a wrong desire i was coming but you know i didn't how come you're
21:15here
21:16and dear i'm not there i'm just here what we just saw you on the red carpet it's edited
21:23oh what you mean edited do you want me to explain what edited means why look there's a delay it
21:30might
21:30even be oh my god we won what how the hell could you know that give me strength what are
21:37you doing
21:37home now listen do you remember my notebooks like from school all my old stories and scripts and ideas
21:43and things you're not on that cocaine stuff are you sirsia i kept them in that wooden box in my
21:49room
21:50they're all at that cocaine stuff now we turned your room into a gym well you put a cross trainer
21:56in there which you now use as a clothes word well we don't always get the weather to dry things
21:59on
21:59the lane sirsia burst the box i fired that stuff up into the attic thank you
22:05you need to clear that alley will you start mining
22:10give over
22:11you
22:13you
22:13you
22:40you
23:07I don't believe it.
23:09Maybe it's just a shower.
23:13Maybe it'll stop soon.
23:20Time for plan B then?
23:22What's plan B?
23:26We bury him?
23:39I don't believe it.
23:44I don't believe it.
23:50I don't believe it.
23:51I don't believe it.
24:21I don't believe it.
24:38Who was she?
24:44Stop it, stop it, stop it.
24:46What are you doing here?
24:48I don't really know.
24:51I got this weird ladder and I just find myself walking and walking.
24:57I mean, what are you doing here?
25:05It's not...
25:12And when you called, I realised I had one too.
25:15It was amongst some fan mail.
25:23It says the same thing.
25:25Please find me.
25:27What the fuck is going on?
25:29It's Greta.
25:30I'm sure of it.
25:30Jesus Christ, Saoirse.
25:32It's Greta.
25:33She sent us these and she sent us that email too.
25:35What?
25:35So, earlier, I'm on the red carpet.
25:38God, the Oscars.
25:39Is that the night?
25:39Fuck it.
25:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:41We won an Oscar.
25:42Well done.
25:44Thanks.
25:44Anyway, so I was talking about the show and I realised that I sometimes...
25:49Well, I do this thing just to amuse myself.
25:52Really, I bury a clue in a character name.
25:54Which character?
25:54The baddie, usually.
25:56What's the clue?
25:56Well, that would be a spoiler.
25:57Don't watch it.
25:59Then it would be meaningless, like this isn't the point.
26:01So, what is the fucking point?
26:02Well, I started thinking, where did I get that idea?
26:04And then I remembered we'd do this thing in school.
26:07So, look at this list of names.
26:09This first one, Rosie Conbay.
26:11That's you.
26:12Robin O'Casey.
26:12And then the next one, Rhea Dorffel.
26:14That's you.
26:15That's Dara Freel.
26:16We'd do this.
26:17Remember?
26:18We'd like anagram or names.
26:20We were bored, I guess.
26:22Not like the kids today.
26:23No Twitter.
26:23Kids don't use Twitter.
26:25Whatever.
26:25It's not even called Twitter.
26:26Grant, this one here, this is me.
26:28Saisha Shaw.
26:28But look at the last one.
26:38Greta Heaney.
26:39Greta sent.
26:40That email, girls.
26:42She wanted us to go to that wake to see that something was wrong.
26:45I think...
26:47She needs our help.
26:49I'm not sure I can help Greta again.
26:54The thing is, Greta didn't do you anything wrong.
26:57None of us did.
27:01We've become so afraid we've lost sight of the truth.
27:05Jason Meadows stopped with Sears to please.
27:07No!
27:07I will say this.
27:08I will say his name.
27:10I will say these words.
27:12Jason Meadows deserved what happened to him.
27:17Do you know what I realised tonight?
27:20There was nothing we could have done differently.
27:23There was no other way.
27:37And what happened that night, it binds all of us together.
27:42Forever.
27:48Jesus.
27:51Greta needs us.
28:00She's obviously scared.
28:05She could be in real danger.
28:10What can we do?
28:11Like, we're not the fucking A-team, Saisha.
28:14Yeah, where would we even start?
28:16We would start with the body.
28:19If that body isn't Greta's, it proves something really fucked up is going on here.
28:24It's the one piece of evidence we have.
28:27I'm not sure we should get involved.
28:29We're already involved.
28:33She's made sure of that.
28:34She wants us to shine a light on this.
28:37Come on, girls.
28:38We put a bad guy in the ground once.
28:40What's become of us?
28:42We grew up.
28:45We grew afraid.
28:51Okay, say...
28:53Say we do this, right?
28:55Say we prove that the body isn't Greta.
28:57That is it.
28:59That's our bit done.
29:00It has to be.
29:01Okay.
29:02That is it.
29:02Over.
29:03Sure.
29:04You promise?
29:04I promise.
29:14Fuck it.
29:20We do a different theme every month.
29:22The young ones come from Letterkenny and Donegal Town by the busload.
29:26It's mad crack altogether.
29:28How thrilling.
29:28Now, you've just missed one, unfortunately.
29:30Oh, say it isn't so.
29:32But don't you worry.
29:33We'll keep you entertained.
29:34We have a country and western night this evening.
29:38Standard room okay?
29:39Yes.
29:41Just yourself, is it?
29:42Why is that relevant?
29:47Now, it's not so much an official night as a kind of memorial.
29:51A memorial?
29:52Fell over in Bally Bunyan.
29:53A Kenny Rogers impersonator, I believe he was.
29:56Didn't he only go and get himself killed on one of them, whatchamacallit,
29:59one of them bucking broncos.
30:01Thrown to his death, John Boots Gutenboogie.
30:04So I'm proud of his for having a bit of a do in his honor.
30:09It'll be Gans.
30:10Well, at least poor Kenny didn't die in vain.
30:12Every cloud, as they say.
30:14You're only back from Donegal.
30:16Yeah, but we have business to attend to.
30:18What sort of business?
30:19I can't tell you, but you trust me, don't you?
30:21Not really, no.
30:22And it's Jack's party tomorrow, love.
30:23I'll be back in time for the party.
30:24I'm hardly going to miss the son's birthday party.
30:27Well, you have so much to do.
30:28There's nothing in.
30:29Why is that her problem?
30:30For God's sake, Saoirse, will you stay out of this?
30:32I'm not going to ask you again.
30:33Don't you speak to her like that.
30:35We can grab the party stuff on right, Jen.
30:37There's no trouble.
30:37You can handle it.
30:42And when I do come back, you're going to be really glad I didn't die in that car crush.
30:47It's Cougars.
31:12How do we prove the body isn't Greta, though?
31:15We need a plan.
31:16Why don't we have a plan?
31:18Well, I called Noctara Parochial House.
31:21The funeral's first thing.
31:23So her coffin won't have left home yet.
31:26Well, you can't go back there.
31:27I remember when I was a lad.
31:31Woo!
31:31Woo!
31:32Woo-hoo!
31:34Woo-hoo!
31:35Woo-hoo!
31:39We meet again, Inspector O'Neil.
31:46Here.
31:47Everything okay with your food?
31:50Everything as much as it was when you last asked.
31:52Not five minutes ago.
31:54The manager makes us say, I don't actually care.
31:58There are too many Dolly Partons, if you ask me.
32:02Dolly Parton is one of the greatest artists ever they have graced this planet.
32:06A musical icon, storyteller, a philanthropist.
32:11I didn't mean.
32:14I like Dolly Parton.
32:16Mmm.
32:23Such an interesting case.
32:26Where is she now?
32:27It's better if you don't know.
32:29You brought what I asked for.
32:31Uh-huh.
32:34And?
32:42Very good.
32:45It's better work, Booker.
32:47Oh, I don't think I appreciate your tone.
32:50I'm sorry.
32:52Don't dress me like that again, and you will be.
32:54It's just, well, I'm very... you.
32:57Hmm.
32:57Not for me.
32:59I'm a professional.
33:02Remember?
33:03A land.
33:04Yes.
33:05We break in, steal the body, drive it somewhere, and then dump it with, like, an anonymous note.
33:09Do you have it where?
33:10I don't know.
33:11Somewhere with a lab.
33:12Somewhere they could do tests, like a hospital or university.
33:15Oh, dentist.
33:16Yeah, that sounds like an awful lot of hassle.
33:18Dara, what is all this shit?
33:20I grabbed some Pass the Parcel prices.
33:22I usually just see cash.
33:24What?
33:24Few fivers, few tenners, couple of twenties.
33:27Sorry, you wrap up cash for Pass the Parcel?
33:28Kids love it.
33:30Dara.
33:30Dara.
33:33Oh, Chris, look, just, just, just try to act normal.
33:37I thought it was you.
33:39Niamh.
33:40Oh, God.
33:42Well, you, you remember Robin and Serta?
33:45Of course, yeah.
33:48How have you been?
33:50Yeah.
33:50Good.
33:51Yeah.
33:52You, you're, you're in London now, here.
33:54Oh, really?
33:55Me too.
33:55You don't live in London?
33:57It was not there today.
33:58And now you're back here.
33:59Not now, girls.
34:01Is your mum keeping well?
34:03Yeah, she's good.
34:04She's, she's got, uh, she's got water aerobics tomorrow, so.
34:09Right.
34:12Congratulations on the, on the whole, on the wedding, on the Mars thing.
34:16Thanks.
34:17Is she here?
34:18The wife.
34:19The old ball and shame.
34:21Uh, no.
34:23It's just a flying visit, really.
34:25Someone had to stay home and mind the baby.
34:29The baby?
34:31Hmm.
34:33Oh, there's the baby.
34:35That's, well done.
34:38Uh, Dara, Dara's just got a big, uh, promotion at work.
34:42Really?
34:42That's amazing.
34:44Yeah.
34:44And she's, uh, she's got her eye on a little place in France.
34:47My God.
34:49What an absolute dream.
34:50It certainly is that.
34:51And she's having lots of sex.
34:53Okay.
34:54Well.
34:55It was great to see.
34:59You too, Dara.
35:01Take care of yourself.
35:06Christ, she's always so far off her own home.
35:10Could we not?
35:19Lookin' back on where we first lived.
35:23I cannot escape and I cannot forget.
35:29Okay.
35:31Let's think.
35:34What if we send a message?
35:36What?
35:37The body.
35:38What if we call someone?
35:40A newspaper.
35:41Tell them it's not Greta.
35:44Too easily dismissed.
35:46No.
35:47We need something that's gonna bring it right out into the open.
35:54I have an idea.
35:59Okay.
36:00You ready?
36:00Are we absolutely sure about the mask thing?
36:02The mask thing is brilliant.
36:03The mask thing is the best event.
36:05Can I at least be Ariel?
36:06No!
36:07You're Belle!
36:08Yeah, Belle.
36:09Belle's a dick.
36:10But she slags off her entire town like she's the only person who's ever read a book.
36:14Who are you again?
36:15Eeyore.
36:16So lucky Eeyore's class.
36:17I know.
36:18Okay.
36:19So we go in there, we do the thing and then we like it.
36:21We're back in the car before they know what's hit them.
36:22I have to say, it doesn't feel foolproof.
36:24Well, it was Dara's idea and she's the one who's just found out the love of her life has had
36:28a baby with someone else.
36:30Fair enough.
36:39Do not be alarmed.
36:40We come in peace.
36:41We mean you no harm.
36:42Shhh.
36:45Shhh.
36:46Shhh.
36:50Shhh.
36:53Shhh.
36:58Shhh.
37:00Shhh.
37:02Shhh.
37:02Shhh.
37:03Shhh.
37:04Shhh.
37:04Shhh.
37:04Shhh.
37:05Shhh.
37:05Shhh.
37:06Shhh.
37:08Shhh.
37:09Shhh.
37:10We don't know yet. You see, we're not quite sure at this present juncture if what you did was actually
37:15a bona fide crime or just something like...
37:19Really feckin' weird.
37:21Exactly. Also, and furthermore, we need to wait for another one of our colleagues to be in situ, as it
37:28were.
37:29Should I call Liam?
37:30Sir, he's at the funeral. The boss's wife. They moved out to Donegal town. His phone will be off.
37:35Who's funeral? Greta's funeral? They moved it.
37:38Call the crematorium. The crematorium? He cremated the body. He knew what I saw. He knew he had to get
37:46rid of the body.
38:29I thought someone from the station should come and pay their respects.
38:33You're very thoughtful. Thank you. It was supposed to be a private service and family only. You understand?
38:43If I had known, I'd never have...
38:44I'm glad you did.
38:45No.
38:53It was for Maria.
38:55She was funding everything so...
39:00overwhelming.
39:02Of course.
39:04Of course, I get it.
39:16So sorry.
39:18Please.
39:27We weren't really sure what to do.
39:28I'm not surprised, lads.
39:30We thought it was Greta's funeral.
39:32How does that make it better, exactly?
39:34Let's get some statements. You. Come with me.
39:42Should I call my solicitor?
39:43It's not funny.
39:45Those people were probably really scared.
39:47They probably thought it was some sort of terrorist attack.
39:50Oh, because they were from Belfast, I suppose.
39:52Jesus, like the Good Friday agreement never happened.
39:54Because you burst in on a funeral service wearing clown masks.
39:57They weren't clown masks.
39:58They were Disney princess masks.
40:01Well, two of them were.
40:01The other one was from the Winnie the Pooh line.
40:04Is Winnie the Pooh Disney?
40:04I don't know.
40:06Probably.
40:06Most things are Disney.
40:07Was this like a pact or something?
40:09What?
40:09You said you were all friends in school.
40:11Was this like a stupid prank you agreed to do if one of you died?
40:14Not really.
40:15Now what's going on?
40:18If I tell you, you'll think I'm mad.
40:20That ship sailed, Saoirse.
40:22We're quite different in this environment.
40:24Take it all quite seriously, don't you?
40:27This is my job.
40:28I don't take my job seriously.
40:29You don't have a serious job.
40:32Can I ask you something?
40:34What?
40:34What happened to Greta when she died?
40:36Where did she go?
40:38In a spiritual sense.
40:40In a physical sense.
40:42Where did her body go?
40:44First unseen would have brought her here once they realised there was nothing else they
40:47could do.
40:47To the station?
40:48To the marg, yeah.
40:49Why?
40:49Were you working that night?
40:52Paul was on that night.
40:54One of the guards you just met.
40:55Did Paul know Greta?
40:57I don't think so.
40:58No.
40:59Why?
40:59Was anyone who knew Greta working that night?
41:01I'm not sure.
41:02Saoirse.
41:04What's all this really about?
41:05No.
41:07No.
41:11You can tell me.
41:25You were right.
41:26What?
41:27What you said about the pact, about the prank.
41:29That was it.
41:29That was right.
41:30So just like fine us or whatever.
41:32Saoirse.
41:33How was she?
41:35Can I go now?
41:40Of course you can.
41:58Alright Bridget, I just need a quick look at the lock there.
42:00Don't step on me, Floor.
42:02Right.
42:06I have to do this next.
42:08There's nobody in there.
42:09Sure there's not?
42:11No.
42:11All clear.
42:15My sister-in-law, she cleans for the Medical Institute in Limerick.
42:18She opened one of these things once and wasn't the fella inside, only still alive.
42:22Stop, right?
42:25Here, let me give you a hand.
42:30I think there's something jamming at it.
42:46All great as social media's gone.
42:48You noticed that?
42:49There's no trace of her at all.
42:51It's starting to feel like we imagined ourself.
42:55Well, we didn't.
42:57What the hell is going on?
42:59I have no idea.
43:02But I have an eight-year-old's birthday party to organize, so...
43:06Excuse me.
43:08Can we get the bill, please?
43:19The multicolored moods of love are like its satin wings.
43:38I feel it when you're with me.
43:42It happens when you kiss me.
43:45That rare and gentle feeling that I feel sad.
43:49Yeah.
43:50Hey.
43:51Eh, the night Greta O'Neill died, that was supposed to be my shift, wasn't it?
43:56Before they were swapped around.
43:59Yeah, what happened?
44:00The boss said you had done three nights the previous week.
44:03So was Owen's idea.
44:10The multicolored moods of love are like its satin wings.
44:16Love makes your heart feel strange inside.
44:19It flutters like soft wings and fly.
44:22Love is like...
44:23Everyone's talking about what you did.
44:26Right.
44:26Everyone thinks it was fucking mental.
44:29Okay, thank you for your feedback.
44:31Can we just get the bill?
44:32Someone's already sat all of them.
44:35What?
44:36Hmm?
44:38Oh, they were here a second ago.
44:40Oh, wait.
44:43Oh, him.
44:45Over there.
44:46Talk to you later.
44:53Love is like a butterfly.
45:01Love makes your heart feel strange inside.
45:09It flutters like soft wings and fly.
45:11Love is like a butterfly.
45:14A rare and gentle thing.
45:18Love is like a butterfly.
45:22A rare and gentle thing.
45:25Love is like a butterfly.
45:29Love is like a butterfly.
45:47Love is like a butterfly.
45:50Love is like a butterfly.
45:52Any photos?
45:53No, I have to be right.
45:55Yeah, I can't see you later.
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