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00:00:27To be continued...
00:00:56To be continued...
00:01:12To be continued...
00:01:26To be continued...
00:01:32Allow me to introduce myself.
00:01:35I'm the old fool that left the windshield wipers running.
00:01:39The Honorable Leonida Botticine.
00:01:42A well-known producer of fine wines.
00:01:44Man of flawless virtue.
00:01:46Age.
00:01:47Old enough to know better.
00:01:49Widower.
00:01:50Got that?
00:01:51Widower.
00:01:52And it's thanks to that particular detail that our little tale begins in such a morbid setting.
00:01:58Because ever since the unhappy day, my incomparable better half departed for the great beyond,
00:02:05I made it my habit to come here, disconsolate and inconsolable, every Wednesday and Saturday to leave flowers on her
00:02:11tomb.
00:02:13That's the reason why, on that particular Wednesday, my adoring nephews, advised by the gravekeeper's wife over the fall that
00:02:21I had taken ill,
00:02:23dropped their pressing obligations and hastened to the consecrated ground, frantic with worry and despair.
00:02:44Hell, that for leather, perfect submarine weather.
00:02:46If you see the enemy shout, that's all over and out.
00:03:11I'm sorry Benito, forgive me, wait a minute, I'll clean you off.
00:03:15Stop it, Gustavo, you're making it worse.
00:03:19Ah, look at this, the old pool.
00:03:20Doesn't he know any better?
00:03:21He'll run down the batters.
00:03:28It's very well for him to bring flowers to pour all day, but not in a pouring rain.
00:03:33God rest yourself.
00:03:34Search him right.
00:03:35Dirty old man.
00:03:36And just when he was taking it slower, remember when she first died, he brought her flowers every day, every
00:03:41single day.
00:03:42Lilies, no less.
00:03:43Daisies were good enough for him.
00:03:44Oh no, five years of lilies and 300 lire apiece, a small fortune.
00:03:47And at home, he's so cheap, he won't even let us eat the swimming pool.
00:03:50Holy mother of Jesus, please hurry, he's up here.
00:03:56He's in here.
00:03:58Please hurry.
00:04:07Uncle Leonida.
00:04:09Oh, take him away, there's no time to lose.
00:04:13Hurry.
00:04:14What's happened?
00:04:15Where does it hurt you?
00:04:17Who got him up here?
00:04:18He came up by himself.
00:04:20He knows the way.
00:04:21Ah, I see.
00:04:22He felt sick and knocked his tomb and came up here looking for help.
00:04:26Actually, when he came up, he felt fine like he always does.
00:04:30Then what?
00:04:31It doesn't matter.
00:04:32Just get him out of his house, quickly.
00:04:35Good Lord, woman.
00:04:36Can't you see the condition he's in?
00:04:38This could be a heart attack.
00:04:40He has to stay quiet.
00:04:41But my husband's coming in, he's back in.
00:04:44Ah, your husband will understand.
00:04:46He understands what I understand.
00:04:48We're in trouble.
00:04:49Pussy.
00:04:51Pussy.
00:04:52Pussy.
00:04:52Pussy.
00:04:53The poor old darling, he loved it so much.
00:05:11Apparently, it was thought best not to wait for the ambulance.
00:05:14I was rushed into the car and driven home, where the real reason I had taken ill was not revealed.
00:05:21And here, while Dr. Pavan concerned himself with my heart,
00:05:25the local priest, Reverend Attilio, gave me the last rites
00:05:30and then desperately set about trying to save my soul with the rosary.
00:05:35They were all there.
00:05:37The entire household staff, Nanne and Tosca,
00:05:41my poor departed Ramona's nephew, Gustave, retired colonial military officer,
00:05:47and her two nieces, that flighty little baggage, Yole,
00:05:51and her dim-wit sister, Yole,
00:05:54who made the mistake of marrying and out of work wine-taster, Benito Verrotto,
00:05:59and unfortunately brought him into the house, too.
00:06:02And this one here, crying, is Adonis, Yole's son.
00:06:07And the less said about that, the better.
00:06:34What's he doing, speaking?
00:06:37I can't imagine, I've got a swan.
00:06:50Yeah, pussy, he's saying pussy, it was his pet name.
00:06:54He's right, yes, he's right.
00:06:55Poor Anthony Ramona.
00:06:56He always was fond of pussy.
00:06:58He can't.
00:06:59Thank you, Maree, Maree, Maree,
00:07:04for novis peccatoribus et nuke in or mortis nostre, Amen.
00:07:07Ave Maria, grazia plena Dominus tecum benedicta tua,
00:07:10mulieribus et benedictus fructus ventris tua, Iesus.
00:07:13Santa Maria, Maree, for novis peccatoribus et nuke in or mortis nostre, Amen.
00:07:23Requi in aeternam dones domine lux perpetua.
00:07:30Doctor, for God's sake, tell us something.
00:07:35I'm sorry, unfortunately, there's not much to say.
00:07:38It'll be a miracle if he lasts through the night.
00:07:40Isn't there anything we can do?
00:07:42Pray.
00:07:44That's what I was doing.
00:07:46Requi in aeternam dones domine.
00:07:49Benito Varato, Bontocin and Company Incorporated here.
00:07:52I want to speak with Mr. Kitsch.
00:07:54That's right, thank you.
00:07:56They're putting him on the line now.
00:07:58Hello, hello, Mr. Kitsch, good night.
00:08:02Good morning, I mean, good afternoon.
00:08:04You remember me, don't you?
00:08:05Benito Varato.
00:08:07Yes, no, no, not Pagotto.
00:08:09Tarotto.
00:08:10Yes, that's the one.
00:08:12Listen, remember that thing we were talking about?
00:08:14Can you talk about it now?
00:08:16Wonderful, wonderful.
00:08:19No, actually, the old man hasn't actually changed his mind.
00:08:22He's changed his life.
00:08:23He's changed his life.
00:08:24His life is in danger.
00:08:26Well, what can you do?
00:08:28Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
00:08:30Tomorrow morning.
00:08:31Perfect.
00:08:31Yeah, yeah, we'll expect you.
00:08:36Nani?
00:08:37Yeah?
00:08:37I'm scared.
00:08:39Come on, nobody's going to come down here at this hour.
00:08:41I know, that's why.
00:08:42You could be Jack DeRaybould.
00:08:43You could be John Mark.
00:08:47We're going to drink to the health of the old man.
00:08:49And to hell with the rest of the stingy family.
00:09:23How about me if you want a drink, you know the price? No, it's too cold down here. The wine
00:09:30will warm you up
00:09:37Then give me a drink first things first you can't fool me
00:09:44item number one take off your sweater. No
00:09:58Give it here
00:10:04It's like if you think that's good try some of this it tastes like fire
00:10:13Give me some your flowers. No
00:10:34Hey
00:10:41Oh
00:10:41Orgy I'll show you an orgy means you imbecile go to your room
00:11:10Oh
00:11:27Thank you, mr. Kitch as I was saying we the count's heirs
00:11:33Oh
00:11:42Oh
00:12:08And very kind of you
00:12:10But his business notions are old-fashioned and he refuses to change in the meantime the conglomerates like you were
00:12:15teaching us
00:12:16You can't function any longer as a one-horse outfit. No because drinkers want to drink
00:12:21The consumer of great wine is a thing of the past
00:12:25The age of the blend is a drop of potassium is a drop in a bucket
00:12:33But it's our wine that can make your vermouth worth drinking
00:12:38Okay, mr. Forgot home since we're all in agreement
00:12:43You Americans you're marvelous
00:12:49Always right to the point
00:12:52We have a saying time is money no time is my oh, that's good
00:12:59There's one small point. We're all in agreement except
00:13:03The deceased oh, his demise is expected any minute now
00:13:14You're saying
00:13:17He isn't dead. Oh, he is for all intents and purposes. I mean
00:13:22It's only a matter of an hour at most
00:13:25For all I know, maybe it's already happened
00:13:32If you allow me i'll just check
00:13:39Hello tosca i'd like to speak to madame
00:13:43Did you send the flowers?
00:13:48To my wife no sir not yet i'll do it this afternoon good
00:13:53lilies remember white lilies
00:14:07What is the doctor saying 36 hours
00:14:13Can you guarantee that it's really the end that's well
00:14:2336 hours so now with each hour his death gets closer
00:14:49optimistic yes, but with reservation
00:14:52He's outlived the 36 hour prognosis and this gives us reason for hope there's no question
00:14:59But that doesn't mean the battle's over
00:15:01A second attack would be fatal
00:15:04Fatal yes fatal it's adamantly sword over our heads
00:15:08I would hazard to say a great deal depends on you
00:15:11On us?
00:15:13Yes indeed and nobody else
00:15:15Imagine that your uncle was already dead and
00:15:18Born all over again
00:15:20He needs to be treated like a newborn child
00:15:23It's like you're keeping him in a nursery
00:15:25He mustn't be left alone even for an instant
00:15:29I personally recommend that you take on specialized assistance
00:15:34Such as?
00:15:35I'm speaking about a registered nurse who would be on duty 24 hours a day and who know what to
00:15:40do
00:15:41In case of emergency a registered nurse. Oh, that's a good idea
00:15:46Then it's agreed
00:15:50How's uncle Leonida?
00:15:52Ask me he'll outlive all of us you included. Is it true mama?
00:15:56He's better
00:16:02Well, what's with all the long faces he's over the hump
00:16:09Oh
00:16:09I'll be back this evening. Thank you. I'll be thank you back this evening. Renita. Bye-bye doctor. Thank you.
00:16:16Bye-bye
00:16:26Damn it girl. Why am I gonna tell the American
00:16:43What the hell story can I make up to tell the American
00:16:5036 hours he gives him not 35 or 37
00:16:57Hill pusher charlatan
00:17:00He doesn't know a hangnail from a hernia. Please don't be well got
00:17:04Don't break my balls. Good stuff. But Benito, it's not the doctor's fault. He's not dead yet
00:17:10The doctor's fault if he's not dead yet
00:17:12He'll outlive every one of us
00:17:15The American will have to learn patience like everyone else. Are you crazy? You can't insist on patience when we're
00:17:20the ones who want to unload the company
00:17:22What am I gonna say to Mr. Kitsch? What do you want to do kill uncle?
00:17:27Oh
00:17:33There's nothing to do but wait and hope
00:17:41I'll watch the pot never boils
00:17:44Well, I'll say one thing now that he's out of danger
00:17:49Uncle Leonida is a sneak at home. It's all prayers and rosaries, but outside the dirty old man was in
00:17:55nothing but his socks and shirt
00:17:57With a grave keepers wife
00:18:00And in the same cemetery as poor aunt Ramona the old bastards got no morals at all
00:18:09Dinner's getting cold dinner can wait
00:18:13Tosca
00:18:15Yes, sir
00:18:17Has the count ever tried to
00:18:20You know what I mean
00:18:21You must know don't be embarrassed girl out with it. Well only once just after the count has passed away
00:18:29But aunt is still warm in her grave
00:18:32But I couldn't resist he was so funny
00:18:38Real funny leaves him laughing from one bed to another. I'm scandalized by all this
00:18:44Old man is perverted
00:18:46The old bastard's almost a necrophile
00:18:50Why don't we employ the grave keepers wife as a nurse? Oh, why do you always have to say such
00:18:56ridiculous things?
00:19:02It's not as ridiculous as you think
00:19:08At this point in the story it's only fair I fill you in on the background
00:19:12It's important for you to know that two years before I got sick
00:19:16That imbecile benito slipped and fell in the bathtub practically setting the world's record for broken bones
00:19:23Fibias tibias clavicles calicles and anything else I could name including his brain
00:19:28Which wasn't anything to write home about even before the accident anyway to patch him together
00:19:34We had to ship him off to this special clinic in switzerland where unfortunately
00:19:38They were unable to keep him longer than eight months, but he did have time to make several new friends
00:19:44God
00:19:45Yeah
00:19:46In a crash
00:19:47Yeah
00:19:49Turned you into a versatile
00:19:51No, birthless awkward
00:19:53Good
00:19:53They're good
00:19:55Why are you a sickie?
00:20:09Why are you a sickie?
00:20:10Are you crankin' Ado?
00:20:11Go appears, mother
00:20:21Benito
00:20:22Anna
00:20:24My little snake
00:20:27I
00:20:34Oh i'm sorry benito
00:20:39Ah, yes, my little cuckoo. I came here quite convinced I wouldn't find you.
00:20:44Why? Were you afraid I gone off and got married?
00:20:48Why not? I mean, look at you.
00:20:51Are the doctors here so jaded they can't get it up?
00:20:55Or something?
00:20:55Oh, they manage. From the chief surgeon on down.
00:20:59The trouble with me is I always seem to go for the wrong ones.
00:21:03You know, like interns who don't make any money.
00:21:05Whatever happened to that? What was he? A gynecologist?
00:21:09You know, the one who wanted to leave his wife to run away with you.
00:21:13The last time I saw him, he was bringing his wife here to deliver the fourth kid.
00:21:20You wanted to leave your wife for me too.
00:21:25I meant it.
00:21:27And you made a big mistake not to take me seriously.
00:21:31The wrong doctor is one thing, but the wrong patient is worse.
00:21:37Oh, we had a moment together, Benito, but we never tried to fool each other.
00:21:44You don't have to believe me, a little Swiss chocolate,
00:21:49but I have a confession to make.
00:21:52I was deadly serious about you.
00:21:56I suppose I should be flattered, Benito, but I don't believe you.
00:22:04Oh, come on, darling.
00:22:06At least I learned something from my experiences.
00:22:10Now I don't play hit the sack with every two-bit charmer who comes in.
00:22:17Uncle Leonida, Uncle Leonida, look what I've brought you.
00:22:49Uncle Leonida, you're your private nurse.
00:22:55Look, look at her, Uncle.
00:22:57Yeah, yeah, pussy.
00:23:00Well, let's leave him alone now.
00:23:02In his peace, quiet.
00:23:11He's in your hands.
00:23:13Understand?
00:23:32You filthy pig, you think I'm blind?
00:23:35You disgust me.
00:23:36What did I do wrong?
00:23:37You sex maniac.
00:23:41You think you could bring your trash into this house?
00:23:45Your so-called nurse.
00:23:46What's it to you?
00:23:47I'm not your wife, you know.
00:23:49I know.
00:23:49You can't trifle with me.
00:23:51Yes, I know.
00:23:51I'll cut it off.
00:23:52I'll castrate you.
00:23:53I try not castrate you.
00:23:55I will.
00:23:55Listen to me.
00:23:56I will.
00:24:02This is how you treat me.
00:24:04Me who gave you everything.
00:24:06My life, my love, my body, my all.
00:24:09I gave you all the best years of my life.
00:24:13I even gave you a son.
00:24:17I know, that son you call a son you had already.
00:24:19What's that supposed to mean?
00:24:21Are you calling me a whore?
00:24:23Are you calling me a whore?
00:24:26All right.
00:24:31Benito, pass the salt, please.
00:24:36Thank you very much.
00:24:37Good evening, everybody.
00:24:43Hi there.
00:24:44This is the lady who's going to take care of Uncle Leona, Daddy.
00:24:47Why are you so late to dinner?
00:24:49He had worked to make up at school and took a later trolley.
00:24:53Don't just stand there gawking, boy.
00:24:55Sit down.
00:24:56On the double.
00:24:58Sorry, Uncle Gustav.
00:24:59You can always wear your hat at the table.
00:25:03Sorry, I'll be right back.
00:25:05Your book.
00:25:06Do you always have to leave a pile of books everywhere you go?
00:25:09Tell Tosca to serve your suit.
00:25:11Yes, mother.
00:25:14How old is he?
00:25:16Oh, 16.
00:25:19I had him when I was only 18.
00:25:23Are you a widow?
00:25:24Yes.
00:25:43Tosca, Adonis doesn't have any soup.
00:25:46How was I supposed to know he was here?
00:25:48Nobody ever tells me anything.
00:25:55Well, where's your head tonight?
00:25:58I don't want any soup, mother.
00:26:00Well, have some meat at least.
00:26:02You can't go to bed on an empty stomach at your age.
00:26:06Adonis, did you wash your hands?
00:26:10Benito, don't you think that was unkind?
00:26:12Well, it's impossible to say anything to him these days.
00:26:24Good morning.
00:26:25Good morning.
00:26:29Did you sleep well?
00:26:35I'm sorry.
00:26:36It was night.
00:26:38Don't be.
00:26:40I see you have a swimming pool.
00:26:43May I use it?
00:26:44Oh, yes, of course.
00:26:46But the water would be cold.
00:26:47Oh, good.
00:26:48It will wake me up.
00:26:50Is there anybody out there?
00:26:52Just Uncle Gustav.
00:26:53He's doing his exercises.
00:27:20Up, two, three, four.
00:27:21Up, two, three, four.
00:27:24Up, two, three.
00:27:47Up, two, three, four.
00:28:14Up, two, three, four.
00:28:16We are on the bridge.
00:28:19Interdiction fire.
00:28:2120 rounds H.E.
00:28:24At my command.
00:28:28Go.
00:28:33Pirate radio here.
00:28:35We interrupt with a bulletin.
00:28:37Hey, Colonel.
00:28:38Now that the old man is dying, why don't you buy a couple of tags?
00:28:42No, no.
00:28:46Impudent scoundrel.
00:28:48Put my walkie-talkie down.
00:28:50You better get ready to get slice to pieces, you fat old phony.
00:28:54Show your face.
00:28:56I'll have you shot.
00:28:57You villain.
00:29:03Shooting too good for you.
00:29:08Hello.
00:29:10Hello.
00:29:11Come in ship to shore.
00:29:19All my scientific research is going down the drain.
00:29:21This is vinegar.
00:29:24Need any help, Mr. Benito, sir?
00:29:26No.
00:29:48I haven't gone anywhere, Mr. Benito.
00:29:54Taste this.
00:30:09Give me another one.
00:30:20Drink slowly. Taste it. Don't gulp.
00:30:29It's quite good.
00:30:31The color is reddish on the light side.
00:30:35But it'll do.
00:30:36Very smooth.
00:30:38Harmonious.
00:30:39Full body, ripe fruit flavor.
00:30:42Swedish, but pleasantly so.
00:30:44I can figure all that out by myself.
00:30:47Get to the point.
00:30:48Will it stand up against a wine made with grapes?
00:30:53Well, it stands up in alcohol content.
00:30:55Percentage, I'd say, is 14.2.
00:30:59Somewhat sulfurous.
00:31:05Tannic acid, 0.2 or 0.4%.
00:31:10Is it 2 or 4?
00:31:130.4.
00:31:16If, regarding your sulfides, 380 or 395, a bit much.
00:31:27But this wine couldn't be one of yours, could it, Mr. Benito?
00:31:32Why do you ask?
00:31:34Because it seems much too good for one of yours.
00:31:37Get out of here before I break your head open, you damn bastard!
00:31:42Not forever.
00:31:44I, I quite, I quite understand.
00:31:45But you have my personal assurance.
00:31:47It's only a question of hours or days, Tosca.
00:31:51The senora is calling.
00:31:53Go and see what she wants.
00:31:54Which senora?
00:31:55Who cares? Just go.
00:31:59Yes, sir.
00:32:00I'm going, I'm going.
00:32:07Can he see?
00:32:08Yes.
00:32:09Then he saw?
00:32:11Yes.
00:32:13Oh, mother of God.
00:32:17He's lost interest.
00:32:19He's lost interest in a hanky-panky.
00:32:22We're ruined, ruined.
00:32:27Uncle Leonida!
00:32:28What do you know?
00:32:29Uncle Leonida, think of your family!
00:32:33Come back to your senses.
00:32:34Where's your own soul?
00:32:39Ah, you see, he hasn't lost interest.
00:32:41Oh, that's better.
00:32:42I almost had a heart attack.
00:32:44What were you expecting?
00:32:45Rape at first sight?
00:32:47Come with me a minute.
00:32:49Wait for the patient.
00:32:51Ah, screw the patient.
00:32:54Now see here, Anna.
00:32:55I don't think you understand the urgency of all this.
00:32:59All I can say is, do it, baby.
00:33:02And the world is yours.
00:33:04Once more into the breach.
00:33:06Tell it to mother nature.
00:33:07She has more to do with it than I do.
00:33:09After her recuperates a bit, perhaps...
00:33:12Recuperate?
00:33:13How long will that take?
00:33:19Ask mother nature.
00:33:24Your idea is just insane.
00:33:26It's just pouring money down the drain.
00:33:27I don't see what we're really paying for or why we really need a home.
00:33:30Worse yet.
00:33:31Would you prefer a limerick?
00:33:32There once was a nurse called Anna.
00:33:34A little patience and maybe our plan will work.
00:33:38The military mind has spoken.
00:33:41Don't you see?
00:33:42Uncle has to get better so he can get worse.
00:33:44Oh, yes?
00:33:45Who said that?
00:33:46Benito.
00:33:47And you expect sense from a moron?
00:33:49Is this something we don't know about?
00:33:54It's part of the scheme.
00:33:57It's mother nature's way.
00:33:59To make him worse, we have to get him better.
00:34:04How much better?
00:34:06Better enough to get worse.
00:34:10Much worse?
00:34:12Much, much worse.
00:34:26I've chosen to include this little scene as another example of my charming heir's tasteful delicacy.
00:34:33One week passed in vain.
00:34:36The presence of a trained and, I might add, highly remunerated nurse still had not produced the desired effect.
00:34:44Or at least no effect that had anything to do with me.
00:34:54So gracious and so sweet that even strangers, when they meet my woman, find their tongues grow still.
00:35:24Until she, with sweet humility and grace, acknowledges a warm and bounteous praise with a smile as from heaven sent
00:35:31to earth.
00:35:50Her eyes so bright, so pure her heart.
00:35:55Then from her lips, a rose on high, as from her soul, love's soft, sad cry.
00:36:04My love is nigh, oh sigh.
00:36:14Well, sir, we are feeling better, aren't we?
00:36:21Mama.
00:36:29Yes, I finally began to feel better.
00:36:45At this point, I'm tempted to say he's out of danger, but no, now is the real danger.
00:36:50As I said before, a second attack could be fatal.
00:36:53If you want your uncle to survive, you must realize he's living on a razor's edge.
00:36:59Did you hear that, Fraulein?
00:37:01Yes, doctor.
00:37:06The patient is in your hands.
00:37:23Reaction negative.
00:37:25No, you're totally impervious to females.
00:37:27I'm playing hard to get on purpose.
00:37:30Otherwise, what is the point of the experiment?
00:37:32He's a guinea pig.
00:37:33He's got a point.
00:37:34If it works on him, it'll work on anyone.
00:37:37The count doesn't need much encouragement to put his hands all over him.
00:37:42Do me a favor, will you, and think positive.
00:37:50According to Masters and Johnson, the orgasm is an anti-climax.
00:37:58And it's the build-up, the foreplay, the anticipation,
00:38:03that reverently brings one's blood to a boil and makes you work up enough steam.
00:38:20A little of the old kamikaze spirit.
00:38:22Right, right.
00:38:23Remember Pearl Harbor.
00:38:25Pearl Harbor.
00:38:26Remember the name.
00:38:28Sneak attack.
00:38:29That's the ticket.
00:38:31What have you got on your head?
00:38:32My calf.
00:38:34It's standard uniform.
00:38:36I know, I know, but not a nurse of your kind.
00:38:38And why are you all dressed up like this?
00:38:40Open your buttons and see your abundance.
00:38:43Like this.
00:38:44A vast improvement.
00:38:48You see.
00:38:52Take his temperature.
00:39:01No, no, no, no.
00:39:04On the other side.
00:39:07Here, give it to me.
00:39:09Nothing at all should be left to chance.
00:39:13It's a small detail, maybe, but make the most of it.
00:39:19Haven't you ever seen a good porno film?
00:39:21It's all technique.
00:39:24And over here.
00:39:25Sit down.
00:39:29I'll show you.
00:39:38I'll show you.
00:39:51Like this.
00:39:57See?
00:39:59Double exposure, right?
00:40:01Two undershirts.
00:40:02You're not a guinea pig.
00:40:04You're a horse's ass.
00:40:05Now, watch how I do it.
00:40:18Remove thermometer.
00:40:27Freeze thermometer.
00:40:39You get the illusion?
00:40:41Phallic symbolism.
00:40:54Oh, my God.
00:40:57My pencil.
00:40:59My pencil.
00:40:59Oh, where are you, little pencil?
00:41:01Where are you?
00:41:02Where did you go?
00:41:04Where are you?
00:41:06Where are you?
00:41:08Oh, here it is.
00:41:11Oh, here it is.
00:41:37Oh, my dear.
00:41:39Oh, here it is.
00:41:40Oh, here it is.
00:41:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:41:44Get it?
00:41:46Put your mind to it and he's as good as dead.
00:41:49Yes, sure.
00:41:50He'll die laughing.
00:42:00Here, drink this now.
00:42:01The thermometer, aren't you going to take it out?
00:42:06Where did you put it?
00:42:07Oh, it wouldn't stay under the arm, so I stuck it.
00:42:11Then you'll have to take it out yourself. I do all the water will spill out
00:42:16You've got a free hand just what I've been doing
00:42:20What the hell is this a railroad station?
00:42:23Excuse me. Am I disturbing you? I came to say good night. Yeah. Well, good night in good riddance
00:42:30Good night
00:42:31Get out get out. Oh, is there anything I can get for you? No, no, no everything I want you
00:42:39just scram tomorrow
00:42:40I have to go in the town in case you need a security on my deathbed and he's using up
00:42:45all the air in the place
00:42:45I know. Oh
00:42:48Yes, some batteries for my radio what voltage my voltage. I'm not sure
00:42:54Let's go look
00:43:15It won't open you want to try
00:43:27Would you like me to hold it for you? Thank you
00:43:43What's going on don't bother the lady one and a half volts I'll pick them up
00:43:49Thank you
00:43:52You better go your uncle seems to be nervous
00:43:59It is a goddamn railroad station
00:44:07Hi there may I come here to move it?
00:44:10Oh, you're inexpress
00:44:12Oh, it's you adonis. Why are you always under everyone's feet? You know uncle shouldn't be disturbed. He needs to
00:44:20rest
00:44:21It's all right
00:44:22Get out
00:44:24Not just him you two get out
00:44:27Oh right away
00:44:29I dropped in to bring you some light reading
00:44:41Night uncle pleasant dreams
00:44:47All I could will you before I get any more visitors
00:44:51All I need now is good stuff to break my hump
00:44:53I'm when all he needed was a fanfare
00:44:57Don't ask me how I know let's just say that I've got my spies
00:45:01Count there is always one black sheep even in the best of families. This one got a flock
00:45:09Must be glad you can laugh about it. I want to cry sometimes
00:45:17He may be running out of ammunition, but he's not surrendering
00:45:22Doesn't know any better
00:45:24And tusk a poor deluded child
00:45:27He keeps right on trying but his guns are harmless weapon
00:45:43I don't know
00:45:52Yes, do you know where the nurses wasn't you with your uncle? No, I was already up there. How should
00:45:57I know?
00:45:58Last time I saw her she was up in the attic with mr. Benito
00:46:17I don't know if it's only it's the end
00:46:25There's no one there it might have been a mouse
00:46:31With army boots on
00:46:39The battery is for my radio
00:47:12You're gonna fill a prescription for me doctor I
00:47:16I ain't no doctor and this ain't no pharmacy like it wasn't no grocery yesterday
00:47:24Holy shit. Oh, I gotta have a few words with my bicycle
00:47:29Oh, well as long as we're here, you might as well give me the usual
00:47:34No guy worse. No
00:47:36It's the kid adonis
00:47:38He's got himself a fever that would kill a horse
00:47:42Oh
00:47:54No, darling, no
00:47:56It's me
00:47:57Mommy
00:47:58Oh
00:48:04What are you saying don't you know your own mother
00:48:07Oh
00:48:11He's delirious
00:48:12If it's malaria, it'll rick her
00:48:16I'm a tramp
00:48:19Trish
00:48:21Pussy
00:48:22I've done this pull yourself together
00:48:24Pussy
00:48:28Delirious
00:48:30No, I think you're wrong
00:48:33You won't say anything
00:48:34Wait till the fever drops
00:48:36I'll handle him
00:48:38How
00:48:41I don't know yet
00:48:43Obviously I can't deny what he saw
00:48:45It's not what he saw it's what he heard
00:48:47Heard what little harmless whispering
00:48:51You groan
00:48:53It's not funny
00:48:54We were talking about the old coot at first
00:48:57Who said he was already digging his own grave
00:48:59And I suggested that a shove or two from you might help him over the egg
00:49:05But that was before he was there
00:49:07You know how long he was spying on us, huh?
00:49:12Oh
00:49:12Oh
00:49:21I'm getting out of here
00:49:25This is no time to get hysterical
00:49:29What if he tells the count or even the police
00:49:33Don't panic just keep your own wits about you
00:49:39Oh
00:49:53Let's stop the whole thing
00:49:56I'm scared
00:49:57Are you crazy?
00:49:58You want to stop now and blow the whole deal with Kitsch after all the trouble I've gone to?
00:50:02You'll see
00:50:04Everything is
00:50:05Everything is going to turn out all right
00:50:07My little Swiss
00:50:13Oh
00:50:13Hill moron
00:50:15Where's the medicine?
00:50:16You've been going over three hours
00:50:20Guys
00:50:21Sorry
00:50:22The delay was due to a slight detour from the scheduled route
00:50:27Unforeseen
00:50:28Howdy ma'am
00:50:29I can smell it from your breath
00:50:30Give me that stuff
00:50:31Yes, sir, Mr. Buddy
00:50:32Oh, yes, sir
00:50:33In that case
00:50:34I might just as well go back where I came from and furnish some unfurnished business that I went and
00:50:41left unfurnished
00:50:44I'm going
00:50:49I think I'm still here
00:50:51I think so too
00:50:53Here we go
00:50:55And I need a lot of the wine on the vine, it tastes mighty fine, every time I taste the
00:51:13wine, I can...
00:51:23What happened?
00:51:25He's drunk.
00:51:27Here's the medicine.
00:51:29How's the count?
00:51:30He's been waiting.
00:51:39Until we know what Adonis heard, keep him alive and get that book.
00:51:47Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter.
00:51:49Oh, I love life.
00:51:51I love life.
00:51:55No, I've never loved life as much as I love life.
00:51:59No.
00:52:02Oh, no.
00:52:05Sir.
00:52:06Sir.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:10Oh, you scared me.
00:52:13I'm not ready to go yet.
00:52:16It just does off, that's all.
00:52:18This kind of book is as good as a sleeping draft.
00:52:21Frankly, I prefer to do certain things and read about them.
00:52:34No, count, what are you doing?
00:52:36You mustn't exert yourself.
00:52:38You know, in your condition it could be dangerous.
00:52:44Count.
00:52:58Hello.
00:52:59How are we feeling?
00:53:08You can be such a child sometimes.
00:53:13I was wrong.
00:53:15You are a child.
00:53:20If you weren't, I wouldn't have...
00:53:23at least those you care about.
00:53:27Because you do care about me, don't you?
00:53:32Adonis, look at me.
00:53:35The one thing I'm sorry about is that I disappointed you.
00:53:39But I can't feel guilty about it.
00:53:43You see, a woman like me, who is alone in life,
00:53:49is like all women.
00:53:53She needs a man.
00:53:55It doesn't matter if he wants to write.
00:54:00It happens to all of us.
00:54:03And I'm no exception.
00:54:06That's three minutes, you can go now.
00:54:09Please close the door when you leave.
00:54:17He's jealous, he's jealous.
00:54:19We don't have to worry about a thing.
00:54:20You really think so?
00:54:22Sure.
00:54:23Do you know what he was reading?
00:54:27It's called strategy of a murder.
00:54:33That little creep, I'm going in there and punch him in the mouth.
00:54:36It couldn't be a coincidence, could it?
00:54:39No, no, no, it couldn't be a coincidence.
00:54:43Maybe you're right.
00:54:45Can't you make up your mind, Benito?
00:54:47There's not a question of that.
00:54:49Our whole future depends on that goggle-eyed kid.
00:54:52Oh, I know you think he's cute, but these snitches, we're down a creek.
00:54:56A creek?
00:54:58We have to find out exactly what he knows.
00:55:02And you're the only one equipped for the job.
00:55:05No, I've had enough.
00:55:07No, no, no, come on.
00:55:08Just wait a minute, please.
00:55:11Now look, if he does know something, we'll just deny everything.
00:55:15And you can go back to your cuckoo clocks.
00:55:17That you can count on.
00:55:19I'll be on the first train.
00:55:21Now look.
00:55:30And this could have been a perfect crime.
00:55:41Coffee, Colonel?
00:55:43Decaffeinated?
00:55:44Yeah, decaffeinated.
00:55:48Oh, no.
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:52One, two.
00:56:20One...
00:56:21Oh, no.
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