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00:00:22Loves Me, Loves Me Not by Allie Silver
00:00:25Once I found a daisy and I played a simple game.
00:00:28I picked up all the pedals. It didn't look the same. Loves Me, Loves Me Not.
00:00:34Was it really worth the sound to see all the little pedals like teardrops on the ground?
00:00:44Loves me not.
00:00:56Let me get this one. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
00:01:03Okay. Do you trust me?
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:08Yeah? Okay. Open your eyes.
00:01:15I must meet your decorator.
00:01:31Uh, Anna. My thing is closed, though.
00:01:35Well, we can't have that, can we?
00:01:39No.
00:01:39Yeah.
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00:02:33Full moon tonight.
00:02:36Is there okay?
00:02:38I won't miss it for the world.
00:02:46What's with the fake beard and the crutches?
00:02:48Oh, um, a buddy of mine needed a Lyft to an audition the other day.
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:54Lyft is stuff in my car in case he gets a call back.
00:02:57Oh.
00:03:00What's that on your windshield?
00:03:15I have no idea how that got there.
00:03:19Oh.
00:03:21See you tonight.
00:03:36Hi, you've reached Eva Silver.
00:03:38Tip for the day.
00:03:40Write the bad things that happened to you in sand.
00:03:42Carve the good things that happened to you on a slab of marble.
00:03:46And leave a message at the beep.
00:03:50Hi, Mom.
00:03:51It's me.
00:03:52How are you?
00:03:54I was just calling to say hi, but I also wanted to tell you that I spent another day with
00:03:58that guy I was telling you about.
00:03:59And I think this one's a keeper.
00:04:03I love you.
00:04:07Loves me.
00:04:10Loves me not.
00:04:13Loves me.
00:04:15Loves me not.
00:04:19Loves me.
00:04:21Loves me not.
00:04:24Loves me.
00:04:27Loves me not.
00:04:29Loves me.
00:04:32Loves me not.
00:04:36Loves me.
00:04:37Loves me not.
00:04:39Loves me.
00:04:41Loves me not.
00:04:44Give me the tennis bracelet.
00:04:48Loves me.
00:04:51Anyone in particular?
00:04:52Tyler?
00:04:53Taylor?
00:04:54Oh!
00:04:55Let's go!
00:04:57Oh!
00:04:57Loves me not.
00:04:59Loves me not.
00:05:01Oh, shit!
00:05:03Loves me.
00:05:08No, no, it's not!
00:05:13Loves me not.
00:05:34Love to speak.
00:05:59Love to speak.
00:06:41Love to speak.
00:07:10Love to speak.
00:07:40Love to speak.
00:07:44And men.
00:07:45I don't have a rap sheet.
00:07:48Excuse me?
00:07:51You're sweet and you deserve better.
00:07:55Have you ever thought about dating a police detective?
00:07:59You're asking me this now?
00:08:01I admit it's bad timing, but if I could have your number after a couple of weeks, maybe a cup
00:08:07of coffee?
00:08:07How do you know I wasn't bonnie to his Clyde?
00:08:09It's what I do for a living.
00:08:13Well, you already have my number on the cell phone and the pictures.
00:08:20Don't delete the ones you're thinking of.
00:08:24Thanks.
00:08:26Babe, I got you on 911 and came as fast as I could.
00:08:28Run for us, run guy is dead.
00:08:30What?
00:08:31He got shot 18 times.
00:08:34One shot missed.
00:08:35Holy fuck.
00:08:36I'm cursed.
00:08:37I'm cursed.
00:08:38You're not cursed.
00:08:38I ignore that little red flag voice because when we met, we were innocent kids.
00:08:42It felt like nine-year-old Allie finally got a keeper.
00:08:44Come on, Allie.
00:08:46You find Brock on Facebook and what?
00:08:47A month later you're going through Brides' magazines?
00:08:50You were firebeddy capping and all that bullcrapper.
00:08:53You should know how to navigate this parade of men.
00:08:55Charade of men.
00:08:56You will do better.
00:08:58I know it.
00:08:59You're just saying that to be nice.
00:09:00Does that sound like me?
00:09:02Do you realize that there are days I wish I was in your shoes?
00:09:05Mine?
00:09:07Yes, even though you're a high mess.
00:09:09My picker's just broken.
00:09:11You have freedom, I suppose.
00:09:14Thanks for not saying I told you so.
00:09:16So you do remember.
00:09:18After the first time you met him, you said run like he's a house on fire.
00:09:21But he wasn't a house on fire.
00:09:22He was more like a candy store on fire.
00:09:25You know, you should flee, but it's just...
00:09:27Smells too good.
00:09:30Sorry, bestie.
00:09:31I love you, Veronica.
00:09:35So, I guess run for his run guy is dead guy now?
00:09:40Too soon?
00:09:43I'm sorry.
00:09:44Come here.
00:09:46I love you.
00:09:49We were supposed to be surfing tonight.
00:10:02Don't want the tennis bracelet.
00:10:06Just wanted you not to run.
00:10:10Now time has come.
00:10:13Face it.
00:10:14We are what we've become.
00:10:18Safety shop.
00:10:35I haven't discussed this before, because if I start from the beginning, it'll take freaking
00:10:40forever.
00:10:42Remember, we're working on naming our feelings about our problem, like we've done before
00:10:46in single words, humiliated, unlovable, worthless.
00:10:57Let's start with humiliated.
00:11:00It involves Dylan.
00:11:02Dylan from our group?
00:11:04We used to go out, but I wouldn't go all the way like the others.
00:11:09I'd let him do everything else, but then he stopped hanging out with me and told me I
00:11:15was a cock tease.
00:11:19Come to find out, he's actually been throwing shade on me about certain private parts.
00:11:25Do you want to know what he's been saying?
00:11:28Only if you think it's important.
00:11:30I want to say it.
00:11:34He's been telling people that I have really long lips.
00:11:41Oh.
00:11:42They call me Lily Longlips.
00:11:45I have no control over what it looks like.
00:11:48Of course not.
00:11:50And it's bull anyway.
00:11:52We all come in different shapes and sizes.
00:11:54Seriously.
00:11:55There's no right or wrong when it comes to private parts.
00:11:59I read about this operation online.
00:12:02Labioplasty.
00:12:04The important thing to think about is to avoid anyone who would shame you over anything.
00:12:12Do you want to know the really messed up thing?
00:12:16The thing I want most to happen now?
00:12:19What's that?
00:12:21I want to fuck Dylan.
00:12:24And I want him to love it.
00:12:28Many of us will pick the worst ways to feel loved.
00:12:32Desired.
00:12:33Worthy.
00:12:35Now I want you to read this out loud every day.
00:12:38I love and accept myself.
00:12:42Where I am right now.
00:12:47I am safe.
00:12:51I want you to read it.
00:12:53And practice believing it.
00:12:56And I'll see you on Wednesday.
00:13:03You know.
00:13:04I wish I could be just like you.
00:13:06Miss Silver.
00:13:08You really have your act together.
00:13:16Meet the denizens of the Sandpiper Apartment Complex in Malibu.
00:13:20Trust fund babies, models, alcoholics, the lost people.
00:13:25Everyone looks toned, tanned, and deceptively healthy.
00:13:29But I loved him.
00:13:30He was so sweet.
00:13:33Should have known he wasn't a bond trader.
00:13:35He couldn't figure out the tip at a restaurant.
00:13:37He figured out how to max out your visa.
00:13:40Fashion show.
00:13:41Watch out.
00:13:43When an Iranian or a Russian?
00:13:45You're enforcing.
00:13:46Everyone, I've had an epiphany.
00:13:50From this day forward, I am done with all men.
00:13:54Being you the chick?
00:13:55I'd probably end up with a nightmare like you.
00:13:58Right.
00:13:59I love you too, my green-eyed angel.
00:14:02I'm serious abstinence from this day forward.
00:14:05There's a Persian saying.
00:14:09You don't quit drinking water because a glass one's full.
00:14:12You already know what I think.
00:14:14It's the nice guy.
00:14:15Ugh, too nice.
00:14:17But I thought you said he was good in bed.
00:14:18That was stalker guy number two, not buying that horse again.
00:14:21Nice guy had sex with about as much improvisation as the formula for the isosceles triangle.
00:14:28But Finnegan McGinnigan?
00:14:29I saw him in Us magazine, a brown house kicking his own father in the nuts.
00:14:34But I saw in Tanzina he was clean and sober.
00:14:36I doubt that.
00:14:37All those years in and out of rehab.
00:14:39Plus, you know how shitty he treated me.
00:14:41Who is Finnegan?
00:14:42He'd have virginized Allie.
00:14:44You'd think there'll be vodka under the bridge by now.
00:14:47Some rotten experiences you carry with you forever.
00:14:49Life's not fair.
00:14:51Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
00:14:55Poor me.
00:14:56Poor you.
00:14:57Pour her a drink.
00:15:03There goes another batata!
00:15:06Woo!
00:15:10Yes!
00:15:12Oh, shit.
00:15:14I'm not a narc, losers.
00:15:16We just assumed you didn't want to party.
00:15:18Well, sorry, dude.
00:15:19You want them both?
00:15:22I'm good.
00:15:23I'm in.
00:15:24Me too.
00:15:26Righty or lefty?
00:15:27Righty.
00:15:31There you go.
00:15:33Boom.
00:15:35Boom.
00:15:42Allie.
00:15:43Allie.
00:15:44Yes, trust fund baby whose first words were room service.
00:15:47Stop bottom-beating and give Mr. Nice Guy another shot.
00:15:51Have you been banging him?
00:15:52Not since I've been seeing dead guy.
00:15:55Rest in peace.
00:15:57Wake up, Allie.
00:15:57You're running out of runway, and he's a nice guy.
00:16:01Come on.
00:16:07When I forage for my food, it allows me to focus on flavor and ideas.
00:16:13It's a reconnection to the world that existed before we got a little too fast.
00:16:19Hmm.
00:16:20In a really superficial world, it's hard to get something that's real.
00:16:25So Instagrammable.
00:16:27You can't have that level of uniqueness and flavor unless you diversify what you're using.
00:16:31Hmm.
00:16:32I'm all for diversity.
00:16:36Mmm.
00:16:37Get out so good.
00:16:40Mmm.
00:16:44Want more?
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:55Allie, I'm not sure why you shut me out, but I really missed you.
00:17:00I missed you, too.
00:17:02I'm glad I called.
00:17:03How about you move in with me?
00:17:06Whoa, Nellie.
00:17:07I know, I know it's fast, but you would love it here.
00:17:12Right from the first time we met at that foster home fundraiser, you said that being a mom was your
00:17:17greatest hope.
00:17:18My specific hope was to be a parent to a child who needed a home.
00:17:23I figured if you're okay to fostering, you'd be open to the whole nuclear thing as well.
00:17:28I think we're getting ahead of ourselves.
00:17:30Cart before the horse and all that.
00:17:32Listen, if you didn't like living here, you could always leave.
00:17:35No drama.
00:17:38Baby.
00:17:41When it comes to you, I'm all in.
00:17:48So what do you say we get all in the pool?
00:17:53Charming sidewalks.
00:17:55It's beckoning.
00:17:57Oh, is it now?
00:17:59Yeah.
00:18:15I have a surprise for you.
00:18:18Something that I hope will turn you on.
00:18:22I always thought that maybe you felt I was uptight in bed.
00:18:25No, Jake.
00:18:26Not at all.
00:18:28And we need to be more adventurous together.
00:18:32Meaning?
00:18:34I think it's time to explore our fantasies.
00:18:38I asked someone to come over.
00:18:41There's no romantic connection.
00:18:42So if you're interested.
00:18:45Well, our children have breaks for once.
00:18:50When the hedges get trimmed, the tree spans smaller.
00:19:04And here she is right now.
00:19:06Allie, this is Yasmin.
00:19:07Yasmin, Allie.
00:19:08My pleasure.
00:19:09Hi.
00:19:10Hi, ma'am.
00:19:14Why don't you, uh, join us in the locker?
00:19:33And there it is.
00:19:35You did say you're all for diversity.
00:19:54Hey.
00:19:56I'm so sorry.
00:19:57I should have told you before I sprained that on you.
00:19:59You think?
00:20:01I wanted to be real with you.
00:20:02It doesn't mean I'm gay.
00:20:04Not to say anything wrong with it.
00:20:06I just think I need some time to wrap my head around.
00:20:08Don't let this change things between us.
00:20:12Oh, I got another call.
00:20:13I got a problem.
00:20:14Hey, will you still think about moving it?
00:20:16Ah, shit.
00:20:18Hello?
00:20:19Hi.
00:20:20This is Chris Purley.
00:20:22Detective Purley from the whole shooting thing?
00:20:26You said I could give you a call?
00:20:28Is this a bad time?
00:20:31Eight-year-old Margaret needs the stability and love of a forever family.
00:20:36In today's Foster Fridays, we meet this resilient girl.
00:20:45Dylan!
00:20:46Hi, Miss Silver.
00:20:48Hi.
00:20:48I just wanted to make sure you were handling this well.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52You know, the talk?
00:20:54It can be hard hearing about things that are beyond your control.
00:20:57What are you talking about?
00:20:59That they're calling anything unusually small a Dylan dick.
00:21:04High schoolers can be so mean.
00:21:06If you want to talk about it, the door's always open.
00:21:08I don't know if you want to talk about it.
00:21:39Miss Silver.
00:21:42Finnegan.
00:21:44I knew you'd still be in Malibu.
00:21:46You don't look surprised or pleased.
00:21:51Can I come in?
00:21:56Please?
00:22:01They let you have animals in rehab?
00:22:05I'm in outpatient, sober living now.
00:22:08The dog's for you.
00:22:09I'm allergic.
00:22:11Oh, uh, I guess I'll keep you for myself.
00:22:15Um...
00:22:18So, uh, maybe you read that my dad and me were in jail together for assaulting each other?
00:22:25I made a scene something about it in the rags at the checkout line.
00:22:27What a perfect Thanksgiving that was.
00:22:32That's when he spent Thanksgiving behind bars.
00:22:35Good to know.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:39Allie, uh...
00:22:41This is the longest that I've been sober.
00:22:44I've gone through most of the steps, and you are on my amends list.
00:22:48About time.
00:22:49Why do so many of my exes wind up in rehab but never make amends to me?
00:22:53I'm trying to now.
00:22:55I saw the dog.
00:22:56And some old guy was giving him away across the street.
00:22:58And I figured that was a sign to tell you that I'm really sorry.
00:23:03Aren't you supposed to take into account that it might hurt me more to have to deal with you again?
00:23:06I'm pretty sure it won't go like that.
00:23:08Look, listen, I have thought about this for many years and stayed away since I was a mess for so
00:23:14long.
00:23:15I was an idiot back then.
00:23:17Be glad I disappeared.
00:23:18Just because it was a long time ago doesn't mean I forgot.
00:23:21You slept with me knowing that I loved you and left me waiting for the call that never came.
00:23:28You simply vanished like a guilty thought.
00:23:30I didn't mean it like that.
00:23:32No, even that dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked.
00:23:36I want to make it up to you.
00:23:37I really do.
00:23:38Can you give me my virginity back?
00:23:41Let me set things right.
00:23:43Please?
00:23:44At least let me try to help you understand the why of it all.
00:23:48God willing, you'll give me a second chance.
00:23:52The last guy I gave a second chance to ended up like Tony Montana.
00:23:56Say hello to my little friend.
00:23:59You were always good at imitating other characters.
00:24:01How are you doing it being yourself?
00:24:04I like it.
00:24:07Is it really a dog allergy or is it me?
00:24:11We'll see.
00:24:12You can call me on my school line and no stalking.
00:24:16Oh, uh, that's good enough for me.
00:24:20Bye for now.
00:24:21Bye.
00:24:21Bye.
00:24:24You checking me out?
00:24:25You may have changed, but you are still full of yourself or full of something.
00:24:30I'll take that as a yes.
00:24:33And now he wants to take you out to spread his bullshit as if it's the peanut butter choosy mother's
00:24:37shoes.
00:24:37And you'll fall for it, hook, line, and sinker.
00:24:40I do have a sweet tooth for second chances.
00:24:43And third and fourth.
00:24:45You've been on this merry-go-round too many times, Allie.
00:24:47So what would you have to tell him?
00:24:49I'd say what Clark Gable never quite said.
00:24:51Frankly, my duck, I don't give a fuck.
00:24:53And ghost that douche nozzle.
00:24:55We were both only 16.
00:24:58Needless to say, I didn't write about it in our virginity box.
00:25:00But maybe I could use some closure.
00:25:03Maybe that'll work.
00:25:04Damn, I forgot about that.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Our virginity box.
00:25:09Oh, yeah.
00:25:10We painted cherries all over it.
00:25:12And promise when either one of us lost our cherries.
00:25:13We're living on the bus.
00:25:16I can't believe you still had it squirreled away.
00:25:23Now that's some dust weed.
00:25:25Swipe for my mom's secret stash.
00:25:27I can't believe we didn't smoke or drink this all.
00:25:29No, we were saving some in case of an earthquake or a nuclear fallout.
00:25:33Remember the first time we got wasted?
00:25:35It was like 14, I think.
00:25:3713.
00:25:38Oh, and we tried to roll a joint with a tampon wrapper.
00:25:41And you had this bright idea of using notebook paper.
00:25:43Fuck off.
00:25:44That was your idea.
00:25:45Qualities of a de-virginizer.
00:25:47He must be hilarious.
00:25:50Ooh, right.
00:25:51Gnarly waves.
00:25:52Love movies.
00:25:53Be humble.
00:25:54Wear boxers.
00:25:57Great dancer.
00:25:58Luscious lips.
00:26:00He must not be embarrassed to make valentines with us.
00:26:06Be a Scorpio.
00:26:07Be a Taurus.
00:26:09Look at this.
00:26:11And they live happily ever after.
00:26:15Now there's a wish for thinking.
00:26:17And the dog?
00:26:19Turns out he has leukemia.
00:26:21I've started to take him to chemo twice a week.
00:26:24There's a reason he ended up in my hands.
00:26:25So that I could take care of him.
00:26:27I really am allergic.
00:26:29Mm-hmm.
00:26:32So, do you like this place?
00:26:34It's just like the surf shop we used to hang out on MTCU.
00:26:38Bitch.
00:26:40Good times.
00:26:41I own it.
00:26:43Get out!
00:26:44My crew thinks that I should put up posters of my father rocking out on stage or something.
00:26:49Like, the old school surfers would love it, but I wanted this to be the one thing that I did
00:26:53without his shadow over it.
00:26:55So, I used the money from that train wreck reality show to buy this place.
00:26:59None of it was his money.
00:27:03We used to talk about owning a place like this one day.
00:27:06We did?
00:27:08Allie, I can't remember all the things that I did to hurt you.
00:27:11A, you were so coked up after prom you couldn't keep it hard enough to finish.
00:27:15Then maybe it doesn't count.
00:27:17You made me bleed.
00:27:19It counts.
00:27:21And you lied to me that it was your first time, but then I found out about your de-virginizing
00:27:25spree and that I was just number whatever.
00:27:27I wished you were my first.
00:27:30Not some random who really wanted to screw my dad.
00:27:33I was a consolation prize, but good enough so that she could boast that she got it on with the
00:27:37son of a rock god.
00:27:38I was 13.
00:27:40Allie, I went through all those women knowing that you were different.
00:27:43That you're like an angel.
00:27:44Way too good for me.
00:27:45I'll be an angel.
00:27:46Well, I made a pact with myself to stay far away to protect you.
00:27:51I have no excuses, but I have my reasons.
00:27:54Did you have a reason that you left me right after?
00:27:57Not a word.
00:27:59Where the hell did you go, anyway?
00:28:02I went to a dealer.
00:28:05My father's dealer, actually, and the three of us smoked crack all night.
00:28:09They started a week-long bender.
00:28:12You chose drugs over me.
00:28:14Back then, and for many years, I would choose drugs over anything.
00:28:20But not anymore?
00:28:21No, no, no, no.
00:28:25I'm alive.
00:28:26And I'm glad to be right here.
00:28:29You too.
00:28:31I loved you then, Allie.
00:28:33And I messed up, and I haven't forgotten it.
00:28:37I'm not asking for your forgiveness, but maybe someday...
00:28:41Well, I admit, I've been selfish to make assumptions about your life, and been blaming you for all the loser
00:28:49men in mine, even though I've heard about your troubles in the tabloids, and reading your brother's memoir.
00:28:55Well, that gave you some idea of the shit show that I went through.
00:28:59What do you say to a truce?
00:29:06Sounds good.
00:29:07Better yet.
00:29:09How about a do-over?
00:29:11Did you do your homework, Billy?
00:29:14Fears of a teen with scythophobia and pneumophobia.
00:29:18You got the name stamp, Pat?
00:29:20Yeah, I remember scythophobia because it sounds like shitophobia without the H.
00:29:25Okay, go on.
00:29:27All of my fears come down to the same thing.
00:29:29If I don't do things my way, then something dreadful will happen.
00:29:32If the TV volume isn't an odd number, then something terrible will happen.
00:29:37If the TV channel isn't odd, then something terrible will happen.
00:29:40So much for watching BoJack Horseman.
00:29:42If I choose a candy from your box of them, then it has to be three candies over and three
00:29:47down, or I'll get a dreadful disease.
00:29:50You know what, Billy?
00:29:51Thoughts are just thoughts, not threats.
00:29:55All right, I can't go back on the meds.
00:29:59I already told my psychiatrist they make me feel dopey all day.
00:30:01Okay, you know what, let's talk progress, like the exposure therapy.
00:30:07Well, my mom couldn't believe that I only put my clothes with the washer once, instead of three or five
00:30:13times.
00:30:13See?
00:30:15That's terrific.
00:30:16No, I think you're ready for this one, otherwise I wouldn't offer it.
00:30:26One, two, three.
00:30:27One, two, three.
00:30:29I'm not hungry.
00:30:30Billy?
00:30:31No.
00:30:32My friend Veronica makes these chocolates.
00:30:34I've seen her little factory.
00:30:36It's so clean, you could eat off the floor.
00:30:39Allie.
00:30:39Okay, okay, maybe you wouldn't, but let me just tell you something.
00:30:42These chocolates are not going to give you a disease.
00:30:44I can promise you that.
00:30:45And you want to know what?
00:30:46They're really delicious.
00:30:48You can do it.
00:30:49Just close your eyes, anchor your positive thoughts, and pick a random piece.
00:31:19I bet I know what this is.
00:31:22Two free tickets to that deprivation tank I was telling you about.
00:31:26You should come with me.
00:31:28Oh, I'm claustrophobic.
00:31:29Two hours floating in water in total blackness.
00:31:32It's often in blackness that we see the light.
00:31:35Is that one of those wise Persian sayings?
00:31:38Think about it.
00:31:48My lady, I see you wore your best bib and tucker.
00:31:52And you look like a waiter at a 1980s luau.
00:31:58Our carriage awaits.
00:32:03We're making such an effort to find out if there's intelligent life out there on other planets,
00:32:07but did we ever think that if it existed, they would be doing the same thing, trying to find us?
00:32:13Think about it.
00:32:14The most important evidence that we're alone is that we are alone.
00:32:25We should go to church sometime.
00:32:28You do know I'm Jewish.
00:32:30Well, only half.
00:32:31Your mom's Christian.
00:32:32She married four Jewish guys.
00:32:34Jewish by injection.
00:32:37Sorry, that was crass.
00:32:38We, you'll figure it out.
00:32:41Well, how about this Sunday?
00:32:43There's a potluck and there's a van and there's this...
00:32:46You don't have to try so hard.
00:32:49I'm sorry, I'm not used to doing this sober.
00:32:52I'm just worried as a driver turned this thing around and let's get home and...
00:32:55Do you know why we have this spot here?
00:32:59This indentation?
00:33:00Tell me.
00:33:02I was at this meditation retreat and there was a shop in there.
00:33:05You believe in that stuff?
00:33:07I'm always searching.
00:33:09So he was talking about angels and I couldn't relate until he said this thing that rang true to me.
00:33:14He said, before we come into this world as a baby, we already know everything about our past, present, and
00:33:21future.
00:33:22But, at the exact moment of birth, an angel comes down and goes, shh.
00:33:31So we spend our whole lives trying to remember what we already know.
00:33:39Then you made your mark on me.
00:33:43Permanent.
00:33:44Like a tattoo.
00:33:46Bad tattoo.
00:33:48But, hey, we were 16.
00:33:52And I'm ready for our do-over.
00:34:00Boards.
00:34:05Here we go.
00:35:37Oh, I insist.
00:35:41We can mess around, but not on the way.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:48Why not?
00:35:53When I had bought him, I found Jesus.
00:35:59Was he playing hide and seek?
00:36:03He came to me.
00:36:05He spoke to me.
00:36:07Oh.
00:36:08Eight billion people and he spoke to you.
00:36:10He speaks to many.
00:36:13He's shown me the way and this is the path I've taken.
00:36:17I'm celibate.
00:36:19As in you'll celibate and give the rats for free?
00:36:23I mean it.
00:36:26I know this is weird coming from me.
00:36:31Ben?
00:36:34You said this was our do-over?
00:36:36Like, as in you'd make love to me on high thread count linens?
00:36:42As in you wouldn't kick me to the curb?
00:36:44As in you wouldn't disappear without a trace?
00:36:46Well, I don't want to disappear.
00:36:48Ali, we definitely have a connection.
00:36:51We could start going to church together.
00:36:53There's a lot of cool born-again couples.
00:36:55Two weeks ago, I suddenly found myself speaking in tongues.
00:37:04We can still be naked.
00:37:07I'll even go down on you.
00:37:09Oh, how generous.
00:37:11Well, I just can't go further until you're truly committed.
00:37:14To?
00:37:15Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
00:37:19Sex is only for married couples to create babies.
00:37:22I want us to go to heaven together, but I'm worried about you.
00:37:26About me?
00:37:27Hanging out with sinners.
00:37:29Didn't Jesus hang out with a prostitute?
00:37:33Hell is real.
00:37:35Ali, you can't compromise God.
00:37:36It's in Revelations.
00:37:37God said because you're neither hot nor cold, I spit you out of my mouth.
00:37:44I don't want you to end up in eternal damnation.
00:38:04One shot and shy of midnight
00:38:08But not everyone likes your dog
00:38:12I'm not your algorithm
00:38:16Still living in analog
00:38:20Septic shock
00:38:22That's what I really want
00:38:25Septic shock
00:38:26That's what I want
00:38:29Septic shock
00:38:32Friends, lovers, losers
00:38:35Lend me your ears
00:38:37I come not to praise men
00:38:39But to bury them
00:38:40New name for Finnegan, anybody?
00:38:43Jesus of Malibu
00:38:44Born again Finnegan
00:38:46Christ on a surfboard
00:38:47Oh, oh
00:38:49Finnegan won't put it in again
00:38:52Wait, wait, wait
00:38:53I have something to praise too
00:38:55Guess who has the best dick in Malibu?
00:39:01Ellie's brother, John
00:39:02No, you didn't
00:39:05I gave him a green job
00:39:07What is a green job?
00:39:09A blowjob and a hybrid
00:39:12That is so disgusting on so many levels
00:39:15I present to you my one faithful girlfriend
00:39:21Molly
00:39:33I'm happy where I am
00:39:38Fuck it, I want to be somewhere else
00:39:40I'm in
00:39:44I'm out
00:39:46Oh, don't do me like that
00:39:48Yeah, you're really ready to be a mom
00:40:12You'd have to be Rosetta Stone to understand that
00:40:15A flower is beautiful from all sides
00:40:22I've never tried this before
00:40:24I want to try this
00:40:26I want to try this
00:40:27I missed one
00:40:32So you can go to prison for doing this?
00:40:35Oh yeah
00:40:35Nothing that could seem like dancing with me
00:40:38And then what?
00:40:39With me too many?
00:40:47No wonder you like Taylor
00:40:48Oh yeah
00:40:49The moment I got out of the Iranian airspace
00:40:52I tossed off my hijab
00:40:54And I ordered champagne
00:40:56On my way to USA
00:40:58God bless America
00:41:00God bless America
00:41:03God bless America
00:41:30We're not doing this because you feel sorry for me
00:41:33Because I don't want anybody sitting
00:41:35No, I'm doing this because it makes me feel good right now
00:41:39I think we have a connection
00:41:41Don't you think we have a connection?
00:41:46Fuck yeah
00:41:48Fuck yeah
00:41:49Fuck yeah
00:42:10Fuck yeah
00:42:12Fuck yeah
00:42:13Fuck yeah
00:42:13Fuck yeah
00:42:14Fuck yeah
00:42:14Fuck yeah
00:42:14Fuck yeah
00:42:14Fuck yeah
00:42:14Fuck yeah
00:42:15Fuck yeah
00:42:15Fuck yeah
00:42:15Fuck yeah
00:42:15Fuck yeah
00:42:15Fuck yeah
00:42:16Fuck yeah
00:42:16Fuck yeah
00:42:21hello hi this is detective pearlie from the malibu sheriff's department i hope i'm not
00:42:26calling too early no um i'm sorry about not calling you back i um no problem no problem
00:42:34i'm actually phoning regarding brock sheridan i have something that i think you want oh what's
00:42:39that um well i thought it must have been stolen but it wasn't reported so i took a closer look
00:42:44and it wasn't great alley and brock forever it's an engagement ring oh
00:42:55it's uh here at the station if you want to come by and pick it up or i could bring
00:43:00it to you
00:43:02uh can i call you back there's somebody at the door bad timing again okay um well it's under
00:43:09locking keys so come by whenever you can hello
00:43:22what happens to you let's just say my party went from ecstasy to agony consequences
00:43:30well don't gloat just because you were right plus that was a shitty thing to say about me not
00:43:35being ready to be a mom yeah i thought about that it wasn't cool you're supposed to be on my
00:43:40side
00:43:40even when you know i'm wrong i'm sorry and i need a favor i expect to see some groveling first
00:43:49pick up chloe from school tomorrow i have a convention i'd love to
00:43:54you know what alley what i should have said was you don't need a man to complete you
00:44:00you don't even need a man to raise a child i guess yes suppose suppose all right i know
00:44:08well then pull your head out of your butt and do something about it you can handle it i think
00:44:14now if you'll excuse me i'm late for a pity party what else is wrong let's see my goody two
00:44:21-shoes
00:44:21doctor will prescribe me enough pain pills my neck is killing me and i got a marriage proposal from
00:44:27beyond the grave that guy's ghost damn stay with me fee i got haagen-dazs and i don't want to
00:44:35be
00:44:35alone you know i would if i could i gotta pick up chloe from a birthday party got a boat
00:44:42love you
00:44:54oh baby
00:44:57got your message got solutions to all your troubles
00:45:05ex-girlfriend is an anesthesiologist still writes me as many scripts as i want
00:45:10we'll begin with cotton and adderall maybe some pot
00:45:16keeps everything smooth
00:45:22oh my god
00:45:23i just want to ride around town
00:45:25i just want to ride around town
00:45:26nothing but a lady on my side
00:45:28she's looking at me like she's so dumb
00:45:30i tell her get in
00:45:32it's time to get in now
00:45:34oh my god
00:45:36oh my god
00:45:38oh my god
00:45:45i wanna see such a guy
00:45:46oh my god
00:45:49i don't want to do something
00:45:51i don't want to do something
00:45:54i don't want to do something
00:45:58oh my god
00:45:59i don't want to do something
00:45:59we party all night
00:46:00oh my god
00:46:05yeah i didn't even check it out
00:46:06that's what she was like for my appointment
00:46:09Oh my gosh, I'll take you all out for the kelp.
00:47:00Shit, shit, shit.
00:47:02How could you flake on this?
00:47:03I fell asleep.
00:47:05I totally sleep.
00:47:06If it was just me.
00:47:07Is she okay?
00:47:08But my child, your goddaughter.
00:47:09But Chloe's okay.
00:47:10I told you I couldn't be there.
00:47:12I know.
00:47:12I know.
00:47:13I'm so sorry.
00:47:15But is she okay?
00:47:16For fuck's sake, yes, she's okay.
00:47:18My ex-mother-in-law was able to pick her up from school before it closed.
00:47:22She waited two hours.
00:47:23Anything could have happened to her.
00:47:24Why didn't she call somebody?
00:47:27She fucking did call someone.
00:47:28She called you.
00:47:29Check your damn messages.
00:47:31I'm never gonna forget this one.
00:47:32Veronica, I get it.
00:47:34I said I was sorry.
00:47:36But you're making this up into something worse than it is.
00:47:38The school wouldn't have left her there.
00:47:40They know shit happens.
00:47:41Are you seriously rationalizing your behavior?
00:47:44You're selfish and delusional.
00:47:45I get that you're upset, but you're coming at me loaded for bear with your barrage of insults.
00:47:52Ellie, look, I know you've been through a shitload, but the drama and the drugs are getting stale.
00:47:56You're acting like some rebelling, self-centered teenager.
00:47:58And you're acting like a hysterical bitch.
00:48:01I don't want to be around you.
00:48:02Are you serious?
00:48:04After everything I've done for you?
00:48:06And now to see how insignificant I am to you, how unimportant your goddaughter has become to you,
00:48:11why don't you and your Russian model just crash and burn without me?
00:48:14Oh, you are being so extra.
00:48:16You wouldn't understand.
00:48:17You don't have children.
00:48:27No!
00:48:29No!
00:48:29No!
00:48:51You idiot.
00:49:08Detective, you scared the bejesus out of me.
00:49:10Sorry, what happened to your neck?
00:49:12Hard to explain.
00:49:15You came to the station for the ring.
00:49:17I thought if I had you bring it to me, it would be weird, like you were proposing to me.
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:23I figure I'll sell the ring.
00:49:24Makes sense. Dollars and cents.
00:49:28Anyways, thanks for the extra effort.
00:49:30Can I call you, Allie?
00:49:32That's my name.
00:49:33On the phone.
00:49:35Oh, no.
00:49:38I mean, alright already.
00:49:40You can come by Friday at 8 and try not to dress like a detective.
00:49:44I'll come undercover.
00:49:46Or you'll come under my covers.
00:49:49Oh, Allie, Jesus.
00:49:51Sometimes I have diarrhea of the mouth.
00:49:53Sometimes I have constipation of the brain.
00:49:55So, thanks for a good couple.
00:49:57I'll see you Friday.
00:49:58You feel better.
00:50:17Hey, don't I know you from...
00:50:21Well, I like to call him Mr. Nice Guy.
00:50:23That he is.
00:50:25Looks painful.
00:50:27Oh, long story.
00:50:29Have a seat.
00:50:35I'm sorry.
00:50:36For...
00:50:37For bolting like that?
00:50:38You left in such a rush.
00:50:40You forgot your bag of weed.
00:50:41I finished it.
00:50:43Fighters keepers.
00:50:44Yasmin, it has nothing to do with you.
00:50:47I have kids at my school who are gender fluid and every other combination.
00:50:52It was just that I...
00:50:53I realized I didn't want to share my man with anybody.
00:50:57It's just not who I am.
00:50:59But you're beautiful, Yasmin.
00:51:01And I love how you're so comfortable with who you are.
00:51:04I wish there was somebody as amazing as you are when I was back in high school.
00:51:08It just saved me a lot of shame.
00:51:10My...
00:51:11My dad.
00:51:12He was okay with it all.
00:51:13But my mom, Jesus.
00:51:16When was last time you talked to her?
00:51:18It's been a while.
00:51:20I call my...
00:51:21I need messages.
00:51:23I get to hear her voice even though it's just, uh, reported that we'll expire soon.
00:51:28How long has it been since you passed away?
00:51:30Nine months.
00:51:33She's getting your message some kind of way.
00:51:36I miss her.
00:51:36Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie.
00:51:42Oh, my gosh.
00:51:43I...
00:51:43I gotta go, honey.
00:51:44I can't be late for my laser lady and luscious legs.
00:51:48For a sake, not four times fast.
00:51:51Take care of yourself.
00:51:52Uh, and if you see a nice guy, tell him to say hey.
00:51:56And no harm for your legs.
00:51:58Seriously.
00:51:59Will do.
00:52:03Take care, okay?
00:52:14Those are from the Abichi tribe.
00:52:16I got those when I was traveling in Nigeria.
00:52:18It was a crazy trip.
00:52:20Do you, do you like to travel?
00:52:22Um, I don't get out much.
00:52:26Um, who's that?
00:52:29Oh, yeah, that's my father.
00:52:31He's so serious.
00:52:33He was a painter, composer.
00:52:35Needless to say, I didn't really take after him.
00:52:37But I love art and the symphony.
00:52:40Oh, he, um, was right in the middle of this when he passed away.
00:52:44He always said, art is a race against death.
00:52:47Yes.
00:52:50Looks like he lost the race right there.
00:52:56Okay, are you ready?
00:52:58Uh, maybe.
00:53:01Which would you choose?
00:53:03Be alone for the rest of your life or surrounded by annoying people?
00:53:07I am surrounded by annoying people.
00:53:10Present company accepted.
00:53:13And I am alone.
00:53:15Present company accepted.
00:53:18My turn.
00:53:19Which would you choose?
00:53:22To smoke 50 cigarettes in a row or drink 12 beers in a row?
00:53:27That's going to be tough because I've never had a cigarette or a beer.
00:53:31Shut up.
00:53:32No beer, no pot, never had a cup of coffee, an aspirin, and I've never missed a morning run.
00:53:39Mm, clean marine.
00:53:41I bet my wine was a big fail then.
00:53:44Uh, no, it's just, you see, my mom was addicted to all of them.
00:53:49So I swore to myself I'd never let anything control me.
00:53:55Okay, um, next.
00:53:58Which would you choose?
00:54:00Have your best friend catch you lying or lie to your best friend?
00:54:05Mm.
00:54:06I'd hate to be caught lying, so it doesn't mean it's the worst.
00:54:10I've never lied to my best friend, but I have lied for her.
00:54:13I sense a story coming.
00:54:14No, no, I mean, I haven't told anybody about it except my best friend because she was there,
00:54:19but top secret.
00:54:20It's okay.
00:54:21All good, you don't have to tell me.
00:54:24I mean, I opened up about my mom and everything.
00:54:27It's okay.
00:54:28I mean, it's fine, I'll tell you.
00:54:30Okay.
00:54:30Don't say anything.
00:54:32I was hanging out by the pool with my best friend and her daughter, Chloe.
00:54:37We're just chilling.
00:54:38And I went inside to use the bathroom, and when I came out, my best friend was asleep,
00:54:44and her daughter was faced out at the pool.
00:54:48I had to do mouth-to-mouth and everything.
00:54:51It was really bad.
00:54:52And how was the kid?
00:54:53She was good, but it was a close call.
00:54:56You did good.
00:54:58But then her husband came home, and their marriage was already on the rocks, and I knew
00:55:02if he found out, he would hold it against her, so I lied to him and said that I fell
00:55:07asleep
00:55:07and that she saved her kid.
00:55:10You took the form, and that's a good friend.
00:55:13Thanks.
00:55:14I love her.
00:55:15Can I ask you, do you ever want to have children?
00:55:20I can't.
00:55:21Thank you, Mayor Ruckentansky-Kusterhauser Syndrome.
00:55:28If you want to have some wine, it's fine with me.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:31It's fine.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33If you can go your whole life without it, I don't need to have a glass of wine.
00:55:37I'm curious about something.
00:55:40You know what they did to the cat.
00:55:43From what I've seen, your choice in suitors is not to be relied on.
00:55:49Why is that?
00:55:54As Princess Leia said in the garbage compactor scene, it's not over yet.
00:55:58Oh, that's good.
00:55:59Because I can be relied on.
00:56:06Oh, crap, Koja.
00:56:07Oh, no crap.
00:56:19I never thought I would actually get to say this literally, but is there a gun in your pocket,
00:56:26or are you just happy?
00:56:28Which would you choose?
00:56:39Ellie, I've never sleep with a woman on the first date.
00:56:42I'm really hoping there's going to be a second.
00:56:47You really do have something.
00:56:49Wow.
00:56:55Yeah, dude, check it out.
00:56:56This is what she was like for my appointment.
00:57:10Someone linked it up to the school homepage.
00:57:17No comment?
00:57:20Maybe I did hire you to be young.
00:57:21I'm processing.
00:57:25Look, we both know nothing happens on this campus without me being aware of it.
00:57:28This is what I do.
00:57:29I'm here.
00:57:29I'm present.
00:57:3025 years sober.
00:57:33And here's the rub.
00:57:35It's out of my hands now.
00:57:36Now that everybody's seen it, I'm going to have to explain it to the school board and to Supervisor Gibbs.
00:57:45And you know it's guilty until proven innocent with that bunch of piranhas.
00:57:47Am I on trial for napping?
00:57:49No.
00:57:50But you will be for taking this too lightly.
00:57:53How in the hell did you get yourself caught up in such an awkward situation in the first place?
00:57:56I fell asleep in my office.
00:57:59I was in a lot of pain and I needed a quick catnap.
00:58:02And you didn't notice somebody filming you from head to toe?
00:58:05That's not some kind of safe napping.
00:58:08And what happened to your neck?
00:58:09I don't feel that's pertinent.
00:58:11Incorrect.
00:58:12If you're under medication while on the job, you must log in with the nurse, along with the doctor's prescription.
00:58:17And that is pertinent.
00:58:19Do you realize that legalities have to go through on a daily basis with the parents here?
00:58:37Principal Davis?
00:58:41Once you've seen somebody run over by a bus, it's hard to figure out what to do with the rest
00:58:46of your day.
00:58:47My God, you did?
00:58:51I saw her on the sidewalk with her walker.
00:58:56I guess the bus driver didn't.
00:58:58And just like that, came over.
00:59:02I think you should go home.
00:59:05I think you're in a mild state of shock.
00:59:08I gotta shake this off.
00:59:10The best I can for my kids.
00:59:14Well, I assure you this will not happen again.
00:59:17See that old lady run over by a bus?
00:59:19My situation.
00:59:20I promise, Principal Davis, I will make sure to log all medication in with the nurse.
00:59:27Maybe it's time you took inventory and figured out your part in this fiasco.
00:59:34Meaning what?
00:59:37Meaning if you've got kittens in the oven, you don't call them muffins.
00:59:44If it's not dark chocolate, there's no point.
00:59:48What?
00:59:49I finally found my Clean Marines-o-holic, as in shockaholic?
00:59:54Buyer beware.
00:59:55Life won't be worth living in 2021.
00:59:58Oh, why's that?
00:59:59That's when the world's supply of sustainable cocoa will be devastated.
01:00:03There will be a global chocolate drought.
01:00:05Mmm, the clock's ticking.
01:00:09I'm gonna get it while you can.
01:00:26Chocolate.
01:00:27Very.
01:00:37Did I use your bathroom?
01:00:40Oh.
01:00:42I don't know, kids.
01:00:44You know, I hate it when my teacher would say that to me.
01:00:47Right?
01:00:47You're evil.
01:00:49The worst.
01:00:50It's just how I'm home.
01:00:51I hate it.
01:00:55I hate it.
01:00:55I hate it.
01:00:56I hate it.
01:00:56I hate it.
01:01:15I hate it.
01:01:16I hate it.
01:01:22Allie.
01:01:23Is everything okay?
01:01:25Um.
01:01:29Okay, whatever you have to say, just say it.
01:01:32Okay.
01:01:33Um.
01:01:36Allie, what we've started can't last.
01:01:38Your world is just too crazy, and if there's one thing I've learned from my past marriages.
01:01:43Marriages?
01:01:43You didn't tell me there were two?
01:01:45Or more?
01:01:46One thing I've learned is I have to stop trying to rescue women.
01:01:51So that's your conclusion based on your snooping?
01:01:53You have a bottle of Oxy in someone else's name, Adderall?
01:01:57You know what? I don't appreciate people going through my shit.
01:01:59Well, then, if you have nothing to hide...
01:02:00You know what? You're the biggest fucking control freak in the world.
01:02:03I'm done trying to catch a falling knife.
01:02:05Well, I don't need rescuing.
01:02:06Good, because I'm not a lifeguard anymore.
01:02:07No, you're just a fucking guy with a badge and a stick of his ass.
01:02:14The door's right over there, Allie.
01:02:18Don't forget your Oxy.
01:02:21Had a fucking neck injury?
01:02:27Fuck you.
01:02:29Mature.
01:02:31I don't want your fresh-picked daisies
01:02:39I don't want your Jesus Christ
01:02:43I don't want your dark chocolates
01:02:47You don't want your judgment, boys
01:02:52Septic shock
01:02:53That's what I really want
01:02:56Septic shock
01:02:57That's what I want
01:03:00Septic shock
01:03:02That's what I really want
01:03:04Septic shock
01:03:06That's what I want
01:03:28In the last month, we've had formal complaints from Dylan and his parents and Lily and her parents
01:03:33About your poor judgment, inappropriate behavior, and unethical choices
01:03:37Dylan, can you share with us what Miss Silver said to you?
01:03:41She told me that all the other students were calling anything small a Dylan dick
01:03:46They weren't, she was just trying to freak me out
01:03:49Lily, would you mind telling us what made you feel uncomfortable about your sessions with Miss Silver?
01:03:55She was just...
01:03:57I'm pretty sure she hates men
01:03:59Lily, why are you doing this?
01:04:01We're the ones asking the questions here
01:04:03You two may go now
01:04:05You have also been caught on video
01:04:07Sleeping, seductively
01:04:10Seductively?
01:04:11Are you joking?
01:04:13I don't know who took that video
01:04:14But, um, I felt violated
01:04:16You also have admitted
01:04:17Of being on a medication without informing the school nurse as required
01:04:21And now, we have a star athlete's parents threatening to sue the school
01:04:26Due to your erratic behavior
01:04:28I'm asking that you take a drug test immediately
01:04:31If you fail to do so, I must ask for your resignation
01:04:33And if you do not want to comply with this
01:04:36I will terminate your work here
01:04:37Effective immediately
01:04:43Well, I guess I was wrong
01:04:48You did get to see another woman get run over again
01:04:53Take back your melting ice caps
01:04:57You can't see what you foresaw
01:05:00Take back the Iatola
01:05:05Mommy likes me flawed
01:05:09Sceptic shock
01:05:11That's what I really want
01:05:14Sceptic shock
01:05:15That's what I want
01:05:18Sceptic shock
01:05:19That's what I really want
01:05:22Sceptic shock
01:05:23That's what I want
01:05:44Tell me, baby
01:05:49It was fine, Kurt
01:05:52What can I do to help
01:05:57Take me away
01:05:58Far, far away
01:06:02I thought you might say that
01:06:06What am I in kindergarten?
01:06:09Just wait
01:06:22How do you feel?
01:06:27Like I'm swimming in a pool
01:06:29Of warm marshmallows
01:06:35Let's vent, all right
01:06:39Close your eyes, my beauty
01:06:47Close your eyes, my beauty
01:07:11Have you ever kissed Veronica?
01:07:15I've ever kissed a new girl
01:07:34Honey
01:07:35Honey
01:07:39Wake up
01:07:40Wake up, Dad
01:07:42Honey
01:07:44Wake up
01:07:50Hi
01:07:50You've reached Eva Silver
01:07:52Tip for the day
01:07:53Write the bad things that happened to you in sand
01:07:56Carve the good things that happened to you
01:07:58On a slap of marble
01:08:00And leave a message at the beep
01:08:04The mailbox is full
01:08:05And cannot accept any messages at this time
01:08:07Goodbye
01:08:11Mommy
01:08:15I must be such a disappointment to you
01:08:18This is not what you'd want for me
01:08:26I wish I could hear you tell me that one day I'll get it right
01:08:33That this is just the end of what you taught me was in Anus Horribilis
01:08:37A horrible year
01:08:40Written in sand
01:09:09Love yourself
01:09:18The sight of the desktop
01:09:19All the blind singers
01:09:26Bye
01:09:26Peace
01:09:26Bye
01:09:26Bye
01:09:27How I
01:09:42it's like this thing i was told it's in total blackness that you can see the light
01:09:47in the tank images and memories flow in and out and it gave me a safe place to process
01:09:52and to get honest with myself move through the ridiculousness of it all i didn't know what
01:09:58you've been going through as in fired from my job not living an authentic grown-up life
01:10:03my first and last ride in the back of an ambulance wow i'm glad you're safe it was a real
01:10:10wake-up call
01:10:12i'm gonna start back with the foster parenting classes get back to what's important
01:10:16so you're cool doing it on your own yeah i am but i can't be a foster parent until i
01:10:23get a job
01:10:23so it's a whole process i may be able to help you out with that i know one of the
01:10:31board of
01:10:31directors for promises rehab right here in malibu they're looking for another therapist
01:10:38past drug use isn't a detriment it's a requirement
01:10:42that would be incredible so how's your girlfriend what'd you say her name was
01:10:48carmen we're engaged oh i forgot you move fast what did you say about uh
01:10:58i told carmen that i'm from kansas that i forage for my own food and i like threesomes women like
01:11:04yasmin and she said i've never met anybody from kansas before
01:11:14right
01:11:17it's good to see you it's good to see you i'm glad you're doing well thank you
01:11:25shut i'm supposed to be here somewhere how can i get a zit at my age you're supposed to be
01:11:30worried
01:11:30about wrinkles and sun damage not zits relax you got this that's a nice guy said i wouldn't have
01:11:36went into this interview without him nice guy's really been living up to his name and i wouldn't
01:11:39be here without you the hospital visits the rest of it how could i lose my best friend even if
01:11:45she was
01:11:46being a dumbass just put toothpaste on it that's blue i need to conceal oh there's so much in here
01:11:55dresser pants wear pants uh the purple sweater set with the golden enforcement buttons or whatever
01:12:01oh what about that pink turtleneck i made my red dress or something you don't want to show too much
01:12:07skin never mind oxypoten really pot condoms you're a superstar who am i kidding about the condoms
01:12:24you guys lost the fridays on as always oh i'm still fixing my face i feel like i'm 13. yo
01:12:34you remember
01:12:34that kid from last year leo the one who tripped the cameraman and got paint all over the anchor's
01:12:39hair and stuff yeah we love him not the hair well he's back i thought he got his forever home
01:12:48apparently not it's gonna be tough for him though his bangs all he is special expressive eyes wise old
01:12:57soul right yeah but he's a handful though remember last year i said it
01:13:03i told you i said this kid this kid would be a good match for me but you couldn't commit
01:13:10hold on are we seriously talking about this
01:13:23i'll imagine it carved in marble
01:13:27are you okay mom yeah it's just the first time you called me mom at first i thought you stuck
01:13:34with me
01:13:34you think the oldest one i had to block my home no that's you were my first and only choice
01:13:40so now you
01:13:42are you okay
01:13:55there's no more hair to turn
01:13:58My verdict was overturned
01:14:03From one soul to another
01:14:07I dedicate this to my mother
01:14:11Septic Shock
01:14:12That's what I really want
01:14:15Septic Shock
01:14:17That's what I want
01:14:19Septic Shock
01:14:21That's what I really want
01:14:23Septic Shock
01:14:26That's what I want
01:14:32Welcome back to the booth
01:14:34Sure we lost Allie, one of our boldest soldiers
01:14:36But don't worry
01:14:37No fire, mudslide, earthquake or fallen soldier
01:14:41It's going to stop us from doing what we do
01:14:43Mojitos sipping, night time surfing
01:14:45Living it up in paradise
01:14:48Septic Shock
01:14:50That's what I really want
01:14:52Septic Shock
01:14:53That's what I want
01:14:56Septic Shock
01:14:57That's what I really want
01:15:00Septic Shock
01:15:01That's what I want
01:15:11I'm not your Pollyanna
01:15:14I just don't roll like that
01:15:19One thing about tomorrow
01:15:23There is no turning back
01:15:27Septic Shock
01:15:29That's what I really want
01:15:31Septic Shock
01:15:33That's what I want
01:15:35Septic Shock
01:15:37That's what I really want
01:15:39Septic Shock
01:15:41That's what I want
01:15:44That's what I want
01:15:44That's what I want
01:15:46That's what I want
01:15:47That's what I want
01:15:47That's what I want
01:15:47That's what I want
01:15:48That's what I want
01:15:52That's what I want
01:15:53That's what I want
01:15:53That's what I want
01:15:55That's what I want
01:15:57That's what I want
01:16:01That's what I want
01:16:01That's what I want
01:16:03That's what I want
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