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00:00:22Loves Me, Loves Me Not by Allie Silver
00:00:25Once I found a daisy and I played a simple game.
00:00:28I picked up all the pedals. It didn't look the same. Loves Me, Loves Me Not.
00:00:34Was it really worth the sound to see all the little pedals like teardrops on the ground?
00:00:44Loves me not.
00:00:56Let me get this one. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
00:01:03Okay. Do you trust me?
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:08Yeah? Okay. Open your eyes.
00:01:15I must meet your decorator.
00:01:31Uh, Anna. My thing is closed, though.
00:01:35Well, we can't have that, can we?
00:01:39No.
00:01:39Yeah.
00:02:46What's with the fake beard and the crutches?
00:02:49Oh.
00:02:50Um, a buddy of mine needed a lift to an audition the other day.
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:54The lift is stuff in my car in case he gets a call back.
00:02:57Oh.
00:03:00What's that on your windshield?
00:03:15I have no idea how that got there.
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:21See you tonight.
00:03:36Hi, you've reached Eva Silver.
00:03:38Tip for the day.
00:03:40Write the bad things that happened to you in sand.
00:03:42Carve the good things that happened to you on a slab of marble.
00:03:46And leave a message at the beep.
00:03:50Hi, Mom.
00:03:51It's me.
00:03:52How are you?
00:03:54I was just calling to say hi, but I also wanted to tell you that I spent another day with
00:03:58that guy I was telling you about.
00:03:59And I think this one's a keeper.
00:04:03I love you.
00:04:07Loves me.
00:04:10Loves me not.
00:04:13Loves me.
00:04:15Loves me not.
00:04:19Loves me.
00:04:21Loves me not.
00:04:24Loves me.
00:04:27Loves me not.
00:04:29Loves me.
00:04:32Loves me not.
00:04:36Loves me.
00:04:37Loves me not.
00:04:39Loves me.
00:04:41Loves me not.
00:04:44Give me the test, Brice Lane.
00:04:48Loves me.
00:04:51Anyone in particular?
00:04:54Oh! Let's go! Oh!
00:04:57Loves me not.
00:04:59Come on! Oh!
00:05:01Oh, shit, shit!
00:05:03Loves me.
00:05:07No, no, it's not...
00:05:13Loves me not.
00:05:34Loves me.
00:05:48Fly away with me, take you high, soaring, see your smile, it's my only dream.
00:06:04Staring out into the sea, waves come crashing up to me, my toes slip into the sand, dream that I'm
00:06:19with you.
00:06:20Staring out into the sea, waves come crashing up to me, my toes slip into the sand, dream that I'm
00:06:36with you.
00:06:54Staring out into the sea, waves come crashing up to me, my toes slip into the sand, dream that I'm
00:07:07with you.
00:07:07My toes slip into the sand, dream that I'm with you, my toes slip into the sand, dream that I'm
00:07:13with you, you.
00:07:22Your name was in his cell phone and photos that led me to believe that you were his girlfriend.
00:07:27So I'm going to have to ask you for whatever gifts he gave you to match them against police reports
00:07:32of stolen items.
00:07:33Don't worry, you're not going to get into any trouble.
00:07:36Also, you want to check your credit cards because he had a rap sheet that included fraud and identity theft.
00:07:42I just wish life would behave itself, and men...
00:07:45I don't have a rap sheet.
00:07:48Excuse me?
00:07:51You're sweet, and you deserve better.
00:07:55Have you ever thought about dating a police detective?
00:07:59You're asking me this now?
00:08:01I admit, it's bad timing, but if I could have your number after a couple of weeks, maybe a cup
00:08:07of coffee?
00:08:07How do you know I wasn't Bonnie to his Clyde?
00:08:09It's what I do for a living.
00:08:13Well, you already have my number on the cell phone and the pictures.
00:08:20Don't delete the ones you're thinking of.
00:08:23Thanks.
00:08:26Babe, I got you on 911 and came as fast as I could.
00:08:28Ron Forrest, Ron guy is dead.
00:08:30What?
00:08:31He got shot 18 times.
00:08:34One shot missed.
00:08:35Holy fuck.
00:08:36I'm cursed.
00:08:37You're not cursed.
00:08:38I ignore that little red flag voice because when we met, we were innocent kids.
00:08:42It felt like nine-year-old Allie finally got a keeper.
00:08:44Come on, Allie.
00:08:46You find Brock on Facebook and what?
00:08:47A month later, you're going through Brides' magazines?
00:08:50You're a fire-beddy capper and all that bullcrapper.
00:08:53You should know how to navigate this parade of men.
00:08:55Charade of men.
00:08:56You will do better.
00:08:58I know it.
00:08:59You're just saying that to be nice.
00:09:00Does that sound like me?
00:09:02Do you realize that there are days I wish I was in your shoes?
00:09:06Mine?
00:09:07Yes.
00:09:07Even though you're a high mess.
00:09:09My picker's just broken.
00:09:11You have freedom.
00:09:13I suppose.
00:09:14Thanks for not saying I told you so.
00:09:17So you do remember.
00:09:18After the first time you met him, you said, run like he's a house on fire.
00:09:21But he wasn't a house on fire.
00:09:22He was more like a candy store on fire.
00:09:25You know, you should flee, but it's just...
00:09:28Smells too good.
00:09:30Sorry, bestie.
00:09:31I love you, Veronica.
00:09:34So, I guess run for his run guy is dead guy now?
00:09:40Too soon?
00:09:43I'm sorry.
00:09:44Come here.
00:09:46I love you.
00:09:49We were supposed to be surfing tonight.
00:10:02I don't want no tennis bracelet.
00:10:06Just wanted you not to run.
00:10:10Now time has come.
00:10:13Face it.
00:10:14We are what we've become.
00:10:18Safety shop.
00:10:20That's what I really want.
00:10:23Safety shop.
00:10:24That's what I want.
00:10:27Safety shop.
00:10:28That's what I really want.
00:10:31Safety shop.
00:10:33That's what I want.
00:10:35I haven't discussed this before, because if I start from the beginning, it'll take freaking forever.
00:10:41Remember, we're working on naming our feelings about our problem, like we've done before, in single words.
00:10:51Humiliated.
00:10:53Unlovable.
00:10:56Worthless.
00:10:57Let's start with humiliated.
00:11:00It involves Dylan.
00:11:02Dylan from our group?
00:11:04We used to go out.
00:11:07But I wouldn't go all the way like the others.
00:11:10I'd let him do everything else, but then he stopped hanging out with me and told me I was a
00:11:16cocktease.
00:11:19Come to find out, he's actually been throwing shade on me about certain private parts.
00:11:25Do you want to know what he's been saying?
00:11:28Only if you think it's important.
00:11:30I want to say it.
00:11:34He's been telling people that I have really long lips.
00:11:41I have no control over what it looks like.
00:11:48Of course not.
00:11:50And it's bull anyway.
00:11:52We all come in different shapes and sizes.
00:11:54Seriously.
00:11:55There's no right or wrong when it comes to private parts.
00:11:59I read about this operation online.
00:12:02Labioplasty.
00:12:04The important thing to think about is to avoid anyone who would shame you over anything.
00:12:12Do you want another really messed up thing?
00:12:16The thing I want most to happen now?
00:12:19What's that?
00:12:21I want to fuck Dylan.
00:12:24And I want him to love it.
00:12:28Many of us will pick the worst ways to feel loved, desired, worthy.
00:12:35Now I want you to read this out loud every day.
00:12:38I love and accept myself.
00:12:42Where I am right now.
00:12:47I am safe.
00:12:52I want you to read it.
00:12:53And practice believing it.
00:12:56And I'll see you on Wednesday.
00:13:03You know, I wish I could be just like you, Miss Silver.
00:13:08You really have your act together.
00:13:16Meet the denizens of the Sandpiper apartment complex in Malibu.
00:13:20Trust fund babies, models.
00:13:23Alcoholics, the lost people.
00:13:24Everyone looks toned, tanned, and deceptively healthy.
00:13:29But I loved him.
00:13:30He was so sweet.
00:13:33Should have known he wasn't a bond trader.
00:13:35He couldn't figure out the tip at a restaurant.
00:13:37He figured out how to max out your visa.
00:13:40Fashion show.
00:13:42Watch out.
00:13:43When are you, Reagan or Russian?
00:13:45Join forces.
00:13:47Everyone, I've had an epiphany.
00:13:50From this day forward, I am done with all men.
00:13:54Being you the chick?
00:13:55I'd probably end up with a nightmare like you.
00:13:59I love you too, my green-eyed angel.
00:14:02I'm serious abstinence from this day forward.
00:14:05There's a Persian saying.
00:14:06Of course there is.
00:14:09You don't quit drinking water because a glass wants fruit.
00:14:12You already know what I think.
00:14:14Mr. Nice Guy.
00:14:15Ugh, too nice.
00:14:17But I thought you said he was good in bed.
00:14:18That was stalker guy number two, not buying that horse again.
00:14:21Nice Guy had sex with about as much improvisation as the formula for the isosceles triangle.
00:14:28But Finnegan begin again?
00:14:29I saw him in Us magazine, a brown house kicking his own father in the nuts.
00:14:34But I saw in Tanzina he was clean and sober.
00:14:36I doubt that.
00:14:37All those years in and out of rehab.
00:14:39Plus, you know how shitty he treated me.
00:14:41Who is Finnegan?
00:14:42He'd a virginized alley.
00:14:44You think there will be vodka under the bridge by now?
00:14:47Some rotten experiences you carry with you forever.
00:14:49Life's not fair.
00:14:51Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
00:14:55Poor me.
00:14:56Poor you.
00:14:57Poor her a drink.
00:15:03There goes another vagina!
00:15:06Woo!
00:15:10Yes!
00:15:12Oh, shit.
00:15:13I'm not a narc, losers.
00:15:15We just assumed you didn't want to party.
00:15:18Well, sorry, dude.
00:15:19You want to both?
00:15:22I'm good.
00:15:23I'm in.
00:15:24Me too.
00:15:26Right here, lefty.
00:15:27Righty.
00:15:31There you go.
00:15:33Boom.
00:15:35Boom.
00:15:37Boom.
00:15:42Allie.
00:15:43Yes, trust fund baby whose first words were room service.
00:15:47Stop bottom-feeding and give Mr. Nice Guy another shot.
00:15:51Have you been banging him?
00:15:52Not since I've been seeing dead guy.
00:15:55Rest in peace.
00:15:57Wake up, Allie.
00:15:58You're running out of runway, and he's Nice Guy.
00:16:07When I forage for my food, it allows me to focus on flavor and ideas.
00:16:13It's a reconnection to the world that existed before we got...
00:16:17A little too fast.
00:16:19Hmm.
00:16:20In a really superficial world, it's hard to get something that's real.
00:16:24So Instagram-able.
00:16:27You can't have that level of uniqueness of flavor unless you diversify what you're using.
00:16:31Hmm, I'm all for diversity.
00:16:36Mmm.
00:16:37Get out so good.
00:16:40Mmm.
00:16:44You want more?
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:55Allie, I'm not sure why you shut me out, but I really missed you.
00:17:00I missed you, too.
00:17:02I'm glad I called.
00:17:03How about you move in with me?
00:17:06Whoa.
00:17:07No, I know.
00:17:07I know it's fast, but you would love it here.
00:17:12Right from the first time we met at that foster home fundraiser,
00:17:15you said that being a mom was your greatest hope.
00:17:18My specific hope was to be a parent to a child who needed a home.
00:17:23I figured if you're okay to fostering, you'd be open to the whole nuclear thing as well.
00:17:27Look, I think we're getting ahead of ourselves, cart before the horse and all that.
00:17:32Hey, listen, if you didn't like living here, you could always leave.
00:17:35No drama.
00:17:38Baby.
00:17:39Baby, when it comes to you, I'm all in.
00:17:48So what do you say we get all in the pool?
00:17:53Charming sidewalks.
00:17:55It's beckoning.
00:17:57Oh, is it now?
00:18:15I have a surprise for you.
00:18:18Something that I hope will turn you on.
00:18:22I always thought that maybe you felt I was uptight in bed.
00:18:25No, Jake, not at all.
00:18:28And we need to be more adventurous together.
00:18:32Meaning?
00:18:34I think it's time to explore our finances.
00:18:38I asked someone to come over.
00:18:41There's no romantic connection.
00:18:43So if you're interested...
00:18:45Well, I'll hear you then, Brick, for once.
00:18:50When the hedges get trimmed, the tree stands for her.
00:19:04And here she is right now.
00:19:06Allie, this is Yasmin.
00:19:07Yasmin, Allie.
00:19:08My pleasure.
00:19:09Hi.
00:19:10Hi, Veeam.
00:19:14Why don't you, uh, join us in the locker?
00:19:33And there it is.
00:19:35You did say you're all for diversity.
00:19:54Hey.
00:19:56I'm so sorry.
00:19:57I should have told you before I sprang that on you.
00:20:00You think?
00:20:00I wanted to be real with you.
00:20:03It doesn't mean I'm gay.
00:20:04Not to say anything wrong with it.
00:20:06I just think I need some time to wrap my head around.
00:20:08Don't let this change things between us.
00:20:12Oh, I got another call.
00:20:13I got a pal.
00:20:14Hey, will you still think about moving it?
00:20:17Ah, shit.
00:20:18Hello?
00:20:19Hi.
00:20:20This is Chris Purley.
00:20:22Detective Purley from the whole shooting thing.
00:20:26You said I could give you a call?
00:20:28Is this a bad time?
00:20:31Eight-year-old Margaret needs the stability and love of a forever family.
00:20:36In today's Foster Fridays, we meet this resilient girl.
00:20:45Dylan.
00:20:46Hi, Miss Silver.
00:20:48Hi.
00:20:48I just wanted to make sure you were handling this well.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52You know, the talk?
00:20:54It can be hard hearing about things that are beyond your control.
00:20:57What are you talking about?
00:20:59That they're calling anything unusually small a Dylan dick.
00:21:04High schoolers can be so mean.
00:21:06If you want to talk about it, the door's always open.
00:21:09Hi.
00:21:39Miss Silver.
00:21:42Finnegan.
00:21:44I knew you'd still be in Malibu.
00:21:46You don't look surprised or pleased.
00:21:52Can I come in?
00:21:54Uh.
00:21:56Please?
00:22:02They let you have animals in rehab?
00:22:05I'm in outpatient sober living now.
00:22:08The dog's for you.
00:22:09I'm allergic.
00:22:11Oh, uh, I guess I'll keep you for myself.
00:22:15Um.
00:22:18So, uh, maybe you read that my dad and me are in jail together for assaulting each other?
00:22:25I made a scene something about it in the rags at the checkout line.
00:22:28What a perfect Thanksgiving that was.
00:22:32That's when you'd spend Thanksgiving behind bars.
00:22:35Good to know.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:38Allie, uh, this is the longest that I've been sober.
00:22:44I've gone through most of the steps, and you are on my amends list.
00:22:48About time.
00:22:49Why do so many of my exes wind up in rehab but never make amends to me?
00:22:53I'm trying to now.
00:22:54I saw the doggy.
00:22:56Some old guy was giving him away across the street, and I figured that was a sign to tell
00:23:01you that I'm really sorry.
00:23:02Aren't you supposed to take into account that it might hurt me more to have to deal with
00:23:05you again?
00:23:06I'm pretty sure it won't go like that.
00:23:08Listen, I have thought about this for many years and stayed away since I was a mess for
00:23:13so long.
00:23:15I was an idiot back then.
00:23:17Be glad I disappeared.
00:23:18Just because it was a long time ago doesn't mean I forgot.
00:23:22You slept with me knowing that I loved you and left me waiting for the call that never
00:23:26came.
00:23:28You simply vanished like a guilty thought.
00:23:30I didn't mean it like that.
00:23:32No, even that dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked.
00:23:36I want to make it up to you.
00:23:37I really do.
00:23:38Can you give me my virginity back?
00:23:41Let me set things right.
00:23:43Please?
00:23:44At least let me try to help you understand the why of it all.
00:23:48God willing, you'll, uh, give me a second chance.
00:23:52The last guy I gave a second chance to ended up like Tony Montana.
00:23:56Say hello to my little friend.
00:23:59You are always good at imitating other characters.
00:24:01How are you doing it being yourself?
00:24:04I like it.
00:24:07Is it really a dog allergy or is it me?
00:24:11We'll see.
00:24:12You can call me on my school line and no stalking.
00:24:17Oh, uh, that's good enough for me.
00:24:20Bye for now.
00:24:21Bye.
00:24:21Bye.
00:24:24You checking me out?
00:24:25You may have changed, but you are still full of yourself or full of something.
00:24:30I'll take that as a yes.
00:24:32All right.
00:24:32All right.
00:24:33And now he wants to take you out to spread his bullshit as if it's the peanut butter choosy mother's
00:24:37shoes.
00:24:38And you'll fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
00:24:40I do have a sweet tooth for second chances.
00:24:43And third and fourth.
00:24:45You've been on this merry-go-round too many times, Abby.
00:24:47So what would you happen to tell him?
00:24:49I'd say what Clark Gable never quite said.
00:24:51Frankly, my duck, I don't give a fuck.
00:24:53And ghost that douche nozzle.
00:24:55We were both only 16.
00:24:58Needless to say, I didn't write about it in our virginity box.
00:25:00But maybe I could use some closure.
00:25:03Maybe that'll work.
00:25:04Damn, I forgot about that.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Our virginity box.
00:25:09Oh, yeah.
00:25:10We painted cherries all over it and promised when either one of us lost our cherries.
00:25:13We're living on the bus.
00:25:18I can't believe you still had it squirreled away.
00:25:23Now that's some dust weed.
00:25:25Swipe from my mom's secret stash.
00:25:27I can't believe we didn't smoke or drink this all.
00:25:30No, we were saving some in case of an earthquake or a nuclear fallout.
00:25:33Remember the first time we got wasted?
00:25:35It was like 14, I think.
00:25:3713.
00:25:38Oh, and we tried to roll a joint with a tampon wrapper?
00:25:41And you had this bright idea of using notebook paper?
00:25:43Fuck off, that was your idea.
00:25:45Qualities of a de-virginizer.
00:25:47He must be hilarious.
00:25:50Ooh, right.
00:25:51Gnarly waves.
00:25:52Love movies.
00:25:53Be humble.
00:25:54Wear boxers.
00:25:56Great dancer.
00:25:58Luscious lips.
00:26:00He must not be embarrassed to make valentines with us.
00:26:06Be a Scorpio.
00:26:07Be a Taurus.
00:26:09Look at this.
00:26:11And they live happily ever after.
00:26:15Now there's a wish for thinking.
00:26:18And the dog?
00:26:19Turns out he has leukemia.
00:26:21I started to take him to chemo twice a week.
00:26:24There's a reason he ended up in my hands.
00:26:25So that I could take care of him.
00:26:27I really am allergic.
00:26:29Mm-hmm.
00:26:32So, do you like this place?
00:26:34It's just like the surf shop we used to hang out on MTC.
00:26:38Bitch.
00:26:40Good times.
00:26:41I own it.
00:26:43Get out!
00:26:44My crew thinks that I should put up posters of my father rocking out on stage or something.
00:26:50The old school surfers would love it, but I wanted this to be the one thing that I did without
00:26:54his shadow over it.
00:26:55So, I used the money from that train wreck reality show to buy this place.
00:26:59None of it was his money.
00:27:03We used to talk about owning a place like this one day.
00:27:06We did?
00:27:08Allie, I can't remember all the things that I did to hurt you.
00:27:11A, you were so coked up after prom you couldn't keep it hard enough to finish.
00:27:15Then maybe it doesn't count.
00:27:17You made me bleed.
00:27:19It counts.
00:27:21And you lied to me that it was your first time, but then I found out about your de-virginizing
00:27:25spree and that I was just number whatever.
00:27:27I wished you were my first.
00:27:30Not some random who really wanted to screw my dad.
00:27:33I was a consolation prize, but good enough so that she could boast that she got it on to the
00:27:37son of a rock god.
00:27:38I was 13.
00:27:40Allie, I went through all those women knowing that you were different, that you're like an angel, way too good
00:27:45for me.
00:27:45I'll be an angel.
00:27:46Well, I made a pact with myself to stay far away to protect you.
00:27:50I have no excuses, but I have my reasons.
00:27:54Did you have a reason that you left me right after?
00:27:57Not a word.
00:27:59Where the hell did you go, anyway?
00:28:02I went to a dealer.
00:28:05My father's dealer, actually, and the three of us smoked crack all night.
00:28:09The start of a week-long bender.
00:28:12You chose drugs over me.
00:28:14Back then, and for many years, I would choose drugs over anything.
00:28:20But not anymore?
00:28:21No, no, no, no.
00:28:25I'm alive.
00:28:26And I'm glad to be right here.
00:28:29Me too.
00:28:31I loved you then, Allie.
00:28:33And I messed up, and I haven't forgotten it.
00:28:36I'm not asking for your forgiveness, but maybe someday...
00:28:42Well, I admit, I've been selfish to make assumptions about your life and been blaming you for all the loser
00:28:49men in mine,
00:28:50even though I've heard about your troubles in the tabloids and reading your brother's memoir.
00:28:55Well, that gave you some idea of the shit show that I went through.
00:29:00What do you say to a truce?
00:29:06Sounds good.
00:29:07Better yet.
00:29:09How about a do-over?
00:29:11Did you do your homework, Billy?
00:29:14Fears of a teen with cishophobia and pneumophobia.
00:29:18You got the names down pat?
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:20I remember cishophobia because it sounds like shitophobia without the H.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Go on.
00:29:27All of my fears come down to the same thing.
00:29:29If I don't do things my way, then something dreadful will happen.
00:29:32If the TV volume isn't an odd number, then something terrible will happen.
00:29:37If the TV channel isn't odd, then something terrible will happen.
00:29:40So much for watching BoJack Horseman.
00:29:42If I choose a candy from your box of them, then it has to be three candies over and three
00:29:47down,
00:29:48or I'll get a dreadful disease.
00:29:50You know what, Billy?
00:29:51Thoughts are just thoughts, not threats.
00:29:55All right.
00:29:56I can't go back on the meds.
00:29:58I already told my psychiatrist.
00:30:00They make me feel dopey all day.
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:02You know what?
00:30:02Let's talk progress.
00:30:05Like the exposure therapy.
00:30:07Well, my mom couldn't believe that I only put my clothes with the washer once,
00:30:12instead of three or five times.
00:30:13See?
00:30:15That's terrific.
00:30:16No, I think you're ready for this one.
00:30:18Otherwise, I wouldn't offer it.
00:30:26One, two, three.
00:30:27One, two, three.
00:30:29I'm not hungry.
00:30:31Billy?
00:30:31No.
00:30:32My friend Veronica makes these chocolates.
00:30:34I've seen her little factory.
00:30:36It's so clean, you could eat off the floor.
00:30:39Allie.
00:30:39Okay, okay.
00:30:40Maybe you wouldn't, but let me just tell you something.
00:30:42These chocolates are not going to give you a disease.
00:30:44I can promise you that.
00:30:45And you want to know what?
00:30:46They're really delicious.
00:30:48You can do it.
00:30:49Just close your eyes, anchor your positive thoughts, and pick a random piece.
00:31:19I bet I know what this is.
00:31:23Two free tickets to that defibration tank I was telling you about.
00:31:26You should come with me.
00:31:28Oh, I'm claustrophobic.
00:31:29Two hours floating in water in total blackness.
00:31:32It's all from blackness that we see the light.
00:31:35Is that one of those wise Persian sayings?
00:31:38Just think about it.
00:31:48Milady, I see you wore your best bib and tucker.
00:31:52And you look like a waiter at a 1980s luau.
00:31:57Our carriage awaits.
00:32:03We're making such an effort to find out if there's intelligent life out there on other
00:32:07planets, but do we ever think that if it existed, they would be doing the same thing, trying
00:32:12to find us?
00:32:13Think about it.
00:32:14The most important evidence that we're alone is that we are alone.
00:32:25We should go to church sometime.
00:32:28You do know I'm Jewish.
00:32:30Well, only half.
00:32:31Your mom's Christian.
00:32:32She married four Jewish guys.
00:32:34Jewish by injection.
00:32:36Sorry, that was crass.
00:32:38You'll figure it out.
00:32:41Well, how about this Sunday?
00:32:43There's a potluck and there's a band and there's this...
00:32:46You don't have to try so hard.
00:32:49I'm sorry.
00:32:49I'm not used to doing this sober.
00:32:52I'm just worried as driver turns this thing around and let's get home and...
00:32:55Do you know why we have this spot here?
00:32:59This indentation?
00:33:00Tell me.
00:33:02I was at this meditation retreat and there was a shop in there.
00:33:05You believe in that stuff?
00:33:07I'm always searching.
00:33:09So he was talking about angels and I couldn't relate until he said this thing that rang true
00:33:13to me.
00:33:14He said, before we come into this world as a baby, we already know everything about our
00:33:19past, present, and future.
00:33:23But at the exact moment of birth, an angel comes down and goes, shh.
00:33:31So we spend our whole lives trying to remember what we already know.
00:33:39Then you made your mark on me.
00:33:43Permanent.
00:33:44Like a tattoo.
00:33:46Bad tattoo.
00:33:47But, hey, we were 16.
00:33:52And I'm ready for our do-over.
00:34:02Once we Pamelaого�ando, let's go.
00:34:04Let's go.
00:35:36We don't need it.
00:35:37Oh, I insist.
00:35:41We can mess around, but not on the way.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:48Why not?
00:35:53When I had bought him, I found Jesus.
00:35:59Was he playing hide-and-seek?
00:36:03He came to me.
00:36:05He spoke to me.
00:36:07Oh.
00:36:08Eight billion people and he spoke to you.
00:36:10He speaks to many.
00:36:12I...
00:36:13He showed me the way and this is the path I've taken.
00:36:17I'm celibate.
00:36:19As in you'll celibate and give the rats for free?
00:36:23I mean it.
00:36:26What?
00:36:26I know this is weird coming from me.
00:36:31Ben?
00:36:34You said this was our do-over?
00:36:36Like, as in you'd make love to me on high thread count linens?
00:36:42As in you wouldn't kick me to the curb?
00:36:44As in you wouldn't disappear without a trace?
00:36:46Well, I don't want to disappear.
00:36:48Ally, we definitely have a connection.
00:36:51We could start going to church together.
00:36:53There's a lot of cool born-again couples.
00:36:55Two weeks ago, I suddenly found myself speaking in tongues.
00:37:04We can still be naked.
00:37:07I'll even go down on you.
00:37:09Oh, how generous.
00:37:11Well, I just can't go further until you're truly committed.
00:37:14To?
00:37:15Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
00:37:19Sex is only for married couples to create babies.
00:37:22I want us to go to heaven together, but I'm worried about you.
00:37:26About me?
00:37:27Hanging out with sinners.
00:37:29Didn't Jesus hang out with a prostitute?
00:37:33Hell is real.
00:37:35Ally, you can't compromise God.
00:37:36It's in Revelations.
00:37:37God said, because you're neither hot nor cold, I spit you out of my mouth.
00:37:45I don't want you to end up in eternal damnation.
00:38:08I don't want you to end up in eternal damnation.
00:38:15Algorithm.
00:38:17Still living in analog.
00:38:21Septic shark.
00:38:23That's what I really want.
00:38:25Septic shark.
00:38:27That's what I want.
00:38:29Septic shark.
00:38:31That's what I want.
00:38:32Septic shark.
00:38:33That's what I want.
00:38:42Septic shark.
00:38:44Septic shark.
00:38:45Septic shark.
00:38:46Septic shark.
00:38:47Septic shark.
00:38:48Septic shark.
00:38:49Septic shark.
00:38:50Septic shark.
00:38:51Septic shark.
00:38:52Septic shark.
00:38:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:38:54I have something to praise, too.
00:38:56Guess who has the best dick in Malibu?
00:38:59Bleh.
00:39:01Ellie's brother John.
00:39:02No.
00:39:04You didn't.
00:39:05Oh.
00:39:05I gave him a green job.
00:39:08What is a green job?
00:39:09A blow job and a hybrid.
00:39:12That is so disgusting on so many levels.
00:39:15I present to you my one faithful girlfriend.
00:39:21Molly.
00:39:27Dorothy.
00:39:29You're welcome.
00:39:30You're welcome.
00:39:35I'm happy where I am.
00:39:38Fuck it.
00:39:39I want to be somewhere else.
00:39:40I'm in.
00:39:44I'm out.
00:39:46Oh, don't do me like that.
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:49You're really ready to be a mom.
00:40:11You have to be Rosetta Stone to understand that.
00:40:16I'm always beautiful from all sides.
00:40:21I've never tried this before.
00:40:25I've never tried this before.
00:40:26I've never tried this before.
00:40:28I missed one.
00:40:29I missed one.
00:40:31I missed one.
00:40:31I missed one.
00:40:32So you didn't go to prison for doing this?
00:40:35Oh yeah.
00:40:36Nothing that could seem like dancing with me with men.
00:40:39With me too many.
00:40:43Oh!
00:40:47No wondering why tailed it.
00:40:49Oh yeah.
00:40:50The moment I got out of the arena in our space,
00:40:52I tossed off my hijab, and I ordered champagne on my way to USA.
00:40:58God bless America.
00:41:00God bless America.
00:41:30We're not doing this because you feel sorry for me, because I don't want anybody sitting here.
00:41:35No, I'm doing this because it makes me feel good right now.
00:41:39I think we have a connection.
00:41:41Don't you think we have a connection?
00:41:46Fuck yeah.
00:42:07I don't know.
00:42:20Hello?
00:42:22Hi, this is Detective Pearlie from the Malibu Sheriff's Department.
00:42:25I hope I'm not calling too early.
00:42:27No.
00:42:29I'm sorry about not calling you back.
00:42:32No problem, no problem.
00:42:34I'm actually phoning regarding Brock Sheridan.
00:42:36I have something that I think you want.
00:42:38What's that?
00:42:40Well, I thought I must have been stolen, but it wasn't reported,
00:42:43so I took a closer look, and it was engraved.
00:42:46Ali and Brock forever.
00:42:49It's an engagement ring.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:56It's here at the station, if you want to come by and pick it up.
00:42:59Or I could bring it to you.
00:43:02Can I call you back?
00:43:04There's somebody at the door.
00:43:07Bad timing again, okay.
00:43:08Well, it's under lock and key, so come by whenever you can.
00:43:13Hello?
00:43:22What happened to you?
00:43:24Let's just say my party went from ecstasy to agony.
00:43:29Consequences?
00:43:30Well, don't gloat just because you were right.
00:43:33Plus, that was a shitty thing to say about me not being ready to be a mom.
00:43:37Yeah, I thought about that.
00:43:38It wasn't cool.
00:43:39You're supposed to be on my side, even when you know I'm wrong.
00:43:42I'm sorry, and I need a favor.
00:43:44I expect to see some groveling first.
00:43:49Pick up Chloe from school tomorrow?
00:43:51I have a convention.
00:43:53I'd love to.
00:43:56You know what, Allie?
00:43:57What I should have said was, you don't need a man to complete you.
00:44:00You don't even need a man to wear as a child.
00:44:02I guess.
00:44:04Guess?
00:44:05Suppose.
00:44:06Suppose?
00:44:07All right, I know.
00:44:08Well, then pull your head out of your butt and do something about it.
00:44:12You can handle it.
00:44:13I think.
00:44:14Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a pity party.
00:44:18What else is wrong?
00:44:19Let's see.
00:44:20My goody-two-shoes doctor will prescribe me enough pain pills.
00:44:23My neck is killing me.
00:44:25And I got a marriage proposal from beyond the grave.
00:44:29That guy's ghost?
00:44:30Damn.
00:44:31Stay with me, V.
00:44:33I got Haagen-Dazs, and I don't want to be alone.
00:44:36You know I would if I could.
00:44:38I gotta pick up Chloe from a birthday party.
00:44:40I got a boat.
00:44:43Love you.
00:44:55Oh, baby.
00:44:57Hmm.
00:44:58Got your message.
00:45:00I have solutions to all your troubles.
00:45:05Ex-girlfriend is an anesthesiologist.
00:45:08Still writes me as many scripts as I want.
00:45:10We'll begin with fancy cotton and Adderall.
00:45:14Maybe some pot.
00:45:16Is everything smooth?
00:45:22Ooh.
00:45:23I just want to ride around town.
00:45:25Ah!
00:45:26Ow!
00:45:26I'm looking for a cell.
00:45:32I tell her get in.
00:45:33It's time to get in now.
00:45:34Oh, my God.
00:45:35Oh, my God.
00:45:36Oh, my God.
00:45:38Oh, my God.
00:45:39Oh, my God.
00:45:40Oh, my God.
00:45:40Oh, my God.
00:45:41Oh, my God.
00:45:41Oh, my God.
00:45:42Oh, my God.
00:45:43Oh, my God.
00:45:44Oh, my God.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:05Yeah, dude, check it out.
00:46:07This is what she was like for my appointment.
00:46:10Oh, my gosh.
00:46:13Oh, dude.
00:46:14All out for the count.
00:46:19Oh, my God.
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:46:32Oh, my God.
00:46:35Oh, my God.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:39Oh, my God.
00:46:43Oh, my God.
00:46:47Oh, my God.
00:46:51Oh, my God.
00:46:53Oh, my God.
00:46:58Oh, my God.
00:47:00Shit, shit, shit.
00:47:02How could you flake on this?
00:47:03I fell asleep. I totally sleep.
00:47:06If it was just me.
00:47:07Is she okay?
00:47:08But my child, your goddaughter.
00:47:09But Chloe's okay.
00:47:10I told you I couldn't be there.
00:47:12I know, I know. I'm so sorry. But is she okay?
00:47:16For fuck's sake, yes, she's okay.
00:47:19My ex-mother-in-law was able to pick her up from school before it closed.
00:47:22She waited two hours. Anything could have happened to her.
00:47:24Why didn't she call somebody?
00:47:27She fucking did call someone. She called you.
00:47:29Check your damn messages.
00:47:30I'm never gonna forget this one.
00:47:32Veronica, I get it.
00:47:34I said I was sorry.
00:47:36But you're making this up into something worse than it is.
00:47:38The school wouldn't have left her there.
00:47:40They know shit happens.
00:47:42Are you seriously rationalizing your behavior?
00:47:44You're selfish and delusional.
00:47:45I get that you're upset, but you're coming at me loaded for bear
00:47:48with your barrage of insults isn't gonna help anything.
00:47:51You wanna hear a barrage of insults?
00:47:52Eddie, look, I know you've been through a shitload,
00:47:54but the drama and the drugs are getting stale.
00:47:56You're acting like some rebelling, self-centered teenager.
00:47:58And you're acting like a hysterical bitch.
00:48:01I don't wanna be around you.
00:48:02Are you serious?
00:48:04After everything I've done for you?
00:48:06And now to see how insignificant I am to you,
00:48:08how unimportant your goddaughter has become to you,
00:48:11why don't you and your Russian model just crash and burn without me?
00:48:14Oh, you are being so extra.
00:48:16You wouldn't understand.
00:48:17You don't have children.
00:48:18You don't want children.
00:48:19You only want children.
00:48:24Где ты?
00:48:27Speaker 2
00:48:28$0
00:48:28$5
00:48:30$4
00:48:34$5
00:48:35$1
00:48:37$8
00:48:39$9
00:48:42$39
00:48:43$9
00:48:47$8
00:48:48$%
00:48:52You idiot.
00:49:08Detective, you scared the bejesus out of me.
00:49:10Sorry. What happened to your neck?
00:49:12Hard to explain.
00:49:15You came to the station for the ring.
00:49:16I thought if I had you bring it to me, it would be weird, like you were proposing to me.
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:23I figure I'll sell the ring.
00:49:24Makes sense. Dollars and cents.
00:49:28Anyways, thanks for the extra effort.
00:49:30Can I call you, Allie?
00:49:32That's my name.
00:49:34On the phone.
00:49:35Oh, no.
00:49:38I mean, all right already.
00:49:41You can come by Friday at 8 and try not to dress like a detective.
00:49:44I'll come undercover.
00:49:45Or you'll come under my covers.
00:49:49Oh, Allie, Jesus.
00:49:51Sometimes I have diarrhea of the mouth.
00:49:53Sometimes I have constipation of the brain, so thanks for a good couple.
00:49:57I'll see you Friday. You feel better.
00:50:17Hey, don't I know you from, well, I like to call him Mr. Nice Guy.
00:50:23That he is.
00:50:25Looks painful.
00:50:27Oh, long story.
00:50:28Have a seat.
00:50:35I'm sorry for, for bolting like that.
00:50:38Oh, you left inside your rush. You forgot your bag of weed.
00:50:41I finished it.
00:50:43Finder's keepers.
00:50:44Yasmin, it has nothing to do with you.
00:50:47I have kids at my school who are gender fluid and every other combination.
00:50:52It was just that I, I realized I didn't want to share my man with anybody.
00:50:57It's just not who I am.
00:50:59But you're beautiful, Yasmin.
00:51:01And I love how you're so comfortable with who you are.
00:51:04I wish there was somebody as amazing as you are when I was back in high school.
00:51:08It would have saved me a lot of shame.
00:51:10I mean, my, my dad, he was okay with it all, but my mom, Jesus.
00:51:16What was the last time you talked to her?
00:51:18It's been a while.
00:51:20I call mine.
00:51:21I need messages.
00:51:23I get to hear her voice, even though it's just recorded that we'll expire soon.
00:51:28How long has it been since you passed away?
00:51:30Nine months.
00:51:33She's getting your message some kind of way.
00:51:36I miss her.
00:51:36Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie.
00:51:42Oh, my gosh, hi.
00:51:43I gotta go, hon.
00:51:44I can't be late for my laser lady and luscious legs.
00:51:48For a sake, not four times fast.
00:51:51Take care of yourself.
00:51:53And if you see a nice guy, tell him to say hey.
00:51:56And no harm to your legs.
00:51:58Seriously.
00:51:59Will do.
00:52:03Take care, okay?
00:52:14Those are from the Abichi tribe.
00:52:16I got those when I was traveling in Nigeria.
00:52:18It was a crazy trip.
00:52:20Do you like to travel?
00:52:21Um, I don't get out much.
00:52:26Um, who's that?
00:52:29Oh, yeah, that's my father.
00:52:31He's so serious.
00:52:33He was a painter, composer.
00:52:35Needless to say, I didn't really take after him.
00:52:37But I love art in the symphony.
00:52:39Oh, he, um, was right in the middle of this when he passed away.
00:52:44He always said art is a race against death.
00:52:50Looks like he lost the race right there.
00:52:56Okay, are you ready?
00:52:58Uh, maybe.
00:53:01Which would you choose?
00:53:03Be alone for the rest of your life or surrounded by annoying people?
00:53:07I am surrounded by annoying people.
00:53:10Present company accepted.
00:53:13And I am alone.
00:53:15Present company accepted.
00:53:18My turn.
00:53:19Which would you choose?
00:53:22To smoke 50 cigarettes in a row or drink 12 beers in a row?
00:53:27That's gonna be tough because I've never had a cigarette or a beer.
00:53:31Shut up.
00:53:32No beer, no pot, never had a cup of coffee, an aspirin.
00:53:37And I've never missed a morning run.
00:53:39Hmm, clean marine.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:42I bet my wine was a big fail then.
00:53:44Uh, no, it's just, you see, my mom was addicted to all of them.
00:53:49So I swore to myself I'd never let anything control me.
00:53:55Okay, um, next.
00:53:58Which would you choose?
00:54:00Have your best friend catch you lying or lie to your best friend?
00:54:04Hmm.
00:54:06I'd hate to be caught lying, so it doesn't mean this is the worst.
00:54:10I've never lied to my best friend, but I have lied for her.
00:54:13Since the story came out.
00:54:14No, no, I mean, I haven't told anybody about it, except my best friend, because she was there.
00:54:19But top secret.
00:54:20It's okay.
00:54:21All good, you don't have to tell me.
00:54:24I mean, I opened up about my mom and everything.
00:54:27It's okay, I mean, it's fine, I'll tell you.
00:54:30Okay.
00:54:30Don't say anything.
00:54:32I was hanging out by the pool with my best friend and her daughter, Chloe.
00:54:37We're just chilling.
00:54:38And I went inside to use the bathroom, and when I came out, my best friend was asleep,
00:54:44and her daughter was placed out at the pool.
00:54:48I had to do mouth-to-mouth and everything, it was really bad.
00:54:52And how was the kid?
00:54:53She was good, but it was a close call.
00:54:56You did good.
00:54:58But then her husband came home, and their marriage was already on the rocks,
00:55:02and I knew if he found out, he would hold it against her,
00:55:04so I lied to him and said that I fell asleep and that she saved her kid.
00:55:10You took the form, and that's a good friend.
00:55:13Thanks.
00:55:14I love her.
00:55:16Can I ask you, do you ever want to have children?
00:55:20I can't.
00:55:21Thank you, Mayor Ruckentansky-Kusterhauser Syndrome.
00:55:28If you want to have some wine, it's fine with me.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:31No, no, no, no.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33If you can go your whole life without it, I don't need to have a glass of wine.
00:55:37I'm curious about something.
00:55:40You know what they did to the cat.
00:55:43From what I've seen, your choice in suitors is not to be relied on.
00:55:49Why is that?
00:55:54As Princess Leia said in the garbage compactor scene, it's not over yet.
00:55:58Oh, that's good.
00:55:59Because I can be relied on.
00:56:06Oh, crap, Koja.
00:56:07Oh, no crap.
00:56:19I never thought I would actually get to say this literally, but is there a gun in your pocket,
00:56:26or are you just happy?
00:56:28Which would you choose?
00:56:37Ellie.
00:56:39I never sleep with a woman on the first date.
00:56:42I'm really hoping there's going to be a second.
00:56:47You really do have something for a woman.
00:56:49Wow.
00:56:55Yeah, dude, check it out.
00:56:56This is what she was like for my appointment.
00:56:58Oh, God.
00:57:00All out for the cow.
00:57:10Someone linked it up to the school homepage.
00:57:17No comment?
00:57:20Maybe I did hire you to be young.
00:57:21I'm processing?
00:57:24Look, we both know nothing happens on this campus without me being aware of it.
00:57:28This is what I do.
00:57:29I'm here.
00:57:29I'm present.
00:57:3025 years sober.
00:57:33And here's the rub.
00:57:35It's out of my hands now.
00:57:36Now that everybody's seen it.
00:57:38I'm going to have to explain to the school board and to Supervisor Gibbs.
00:57:45And you know it's guilty until proven innocent with that bunch of piramids.
00:57:47Am I on trial for napping?
00:57:49No.
00:57:50But you will be for taking this too lightly.
00:57:53How in the hell did you get yourself caught up in such an awkward situation in the first place?
00:57:56I fell asleep in my office.
00:57:59I was in a lot of pain.
00:58:00And I needed a quick catnap.
00:58:02And you didn't notice somebody filming you from head to toe?
00:58:05That's not some kind of safe napping.
00:58:08And what happened to your neck?
00:58:09I don't feel that's pertinent.
00:58:11Incorrect.
00:58:12If you're under medication while on the job, you must log in with the nurse.
00:58:15Along with the doctor's prescription.
00:58:17And that is pertinent.
00:58:18Do you realize the legalities have to go through on a daily basis with the parents here?
00:58:37Principal Davis?
00:58:41Once you've seen somebody run over by a bus, it's hard to figure out what to do with the rest
00:58:46of your day.
00:58:47My God, you did?
00:58:51I saw her on the sidewalk with her walker.
00:58:56I guess the bus driver did.
00:58:58And just like that, came over.
00:59:02I think you should go home.
00:59:05I think you're in a mild state of shock.
00:59:08I gotta shake this off.
00:59:10The best I can for my kids.
00:59:14Well, I assure you this will not happen again.
00:59:17See that old lady run over by a bus?
00:59:19My situation.
00:59:20I promise, Principal Davis, I will make sure to log all medication in with the nurse.
00:59:27Maybe it's time you took inventory and figured out your part in this fiasco.
00:59:34Meaning what?
00:59:37Meaning if you've got kittens in the oven, you don't call them muffins.
00:59:44If it's not dark chocolate, there's no point.
00:59:48What?
00:59:49I finally found my clean marines-oholic, as in shockaholic.
00:59:54Buyer beware.
00:59:55Life won't be worth living in 2021.
00:59:58Oh, why's that?
00:59:59That's when the world's supply of sustainable cocoa will be devastated.
01:00:03There will be a global chocolate drought.
01:00:06Mmm, the clock's ticking.
01:00:10I'm going to get it while you can.
01:00:27Chocolate.
01:00:28Berry.
01:00:38Do I use your bathroom?
01:00:40Oh.
01:00:42I don't know, can't you?
01:00:44No, I hate it when my teacher would say that to me.
01:00:47Right?
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:48Evil.
01:00:49The worst.
01:00:50It's just how I'm home.
01:00:51I hate it.
01:00:56I hate it.
01:01:21Allie.
01:01:23Is everything okay?
01:01:26Um...
01:01:29Okay, whatever you have to say, just say it.
01:01:32Okay.
01:01:35Um...
01:01:36Allie, what we've started can't last.
01:01:38Your world is just too crazy, and if there's one thing I've learned from my past marriages...
01:01:43Marriages?
01:01:43You didn't tell me there were two?
01:01:45Or more?
01:01:46One thing I've learned is I have to stop trying to rescue women.
01:01:51So that's your conclusion based on your snooping?
01:01:54You have a bottle of Oxy in someone else's name, Adderall?
01:01:57You know what?
01:01:57I don't appreciate people going through my shit.
01:01:59Well, then, if you have nothing to hide...
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01You're the biggest fucking control freak in the world.
01:02:03I'm done trying to catch a falling knife.
01:02:04Well, I don't need rescuing.
01:02:06Good, because I'm not a lifeguard anymore.
01:02:07No!
01:02:08You're just a fucking guy with a badge and a stick of his ass.
01:02:14The door's right over there, Allie.
01:02:17Don't forget your Oxy.
01:02:21Had a fucking neck injury?
01:02:27Fuck you.
01:02:29Mature.
01:02:35Don't want your fresh big daisies.
01:02:40Don't want your Jesus Christ.
01:02:44Don't want your dark chocolates.
01:02:48Don't want your judgment force.
01:02:52Sceptic shop.
01:02:54That's what I really want.
01:02:56Sceptic shop.
01:02:57That's what I want.
01:03:00Sceptic shop.
01:03:02That's what I really want.
01:03:04Sceptic shop.
01:03:06That's what I want.
01:03:25Sceptic shop.
01:03:28In the last month, we've had formal complaints from Dylan and his parents, and Lily and her
01:03:32parents, about your poor judgment, inappropriate behavior, and unethical choices.
01:03:37Dylan, can you share with us what Ms. Silver said to you?
01:03:41She told me that all the other students were calling anything small a Dylan dick.
01:03:46They weren't.
01:03:47She was just trying to freak me out.
01:03:50Lily, would you mind telling us what made you feel uncomfortable about your sessions with
01:03:53Ms. Silver?
01:03:55She was just...
01:03:57I'm pretty sure she hates men.
01:03:59Lily, why are you doing this?
01:04:00We're the ones asking the questions here.
01:04:03You two may go now.
01:04:05You have also been caught on video, sleeping seductively.
01:04:10Seductively?
01:04:11Are you joking?
01:04:13I don't know who took that video, but I felt violated.
01:04:16You also have admitted of being on a medication without informing the school nurse as required.
01:04:21And now, we have a star athlete's parents threatening to sue the school.
01:04:26Due to your erratic behavior, I'm asking that you take a drug test immediately.
01:04:31If you fail to do so, I must ask for your resignation.
01:04:34And if you do not want to comply with this, I will terminate your work here, effective immediately.
01:04:43Well, I guess I was wrong.
01:04:48You did get to see another woman get run over again.
01:04:53Take back your melting ice caps
01:04:57Can't see what you foresaw
01:05:01Take back the ayatollah
01:05:05Mommy likes me flawed
01:05:09Celtic shark
01:05:11That's what I really want
01:05:14Celtic shark
01:05:15That's what I want
01:05:18Celtic shark
01:05:19That's what I really want
01:05:22Celtic shark
01:05:23That's what I want
01:05:44Tell me, baby
01:05:49It was fine, Gertrude
01:05:52What can I do to help?
01:05:57Take me away
01:05:58Far, far away
01:06:02I thought you might say that
01:06:06What am I in kindergarten?
01:06:09Just wait
01:06:22How do you feel?
01:06:27Like I'm swimming in a pool
01:06:29Of warm marshmallows
01:06:34Let's vent all right
01:06:39Close your eyes, my beauty
01:07:03Close your eyes, my beauty
01:07:11Have you ever kissed Veronica?
01:07:15Have you ever kissed a new girl?
01:07:34Honey
01:07:35Honey
01:07:39Wake up
01:07:40Wake up, Gertrude
01:07:42Honey, wake up
01:07:50Hi, you've reached Eva Silver
01:07:52Tip for the day
01:07:53Write the bad things that happened to you in sand
01:07:56Carve the good things that happened to you
01:07:58On a slap of marble
01:08:00And leave a message at the beep
01:08:04The mailbox is full
01:08:05And cannot accept any messages at this time
01:08:07Goodbye
01:08:11Mommy
01:08:15I must be such a disappointment to you
01:08:18This is not what you'd want for me
01:08:26I wish I could hear you tell me that one day I'll get it right
01:08:33That this is just the end of what you taught me was in Anus Horribilis
01:08:37A horrible year
01:08:40Written in sand
01:09:09Love yourself
01:09:14But for me to be such aender
01:09:23In the morning
01:09:23Like wys�ic
01:09:24I will be helpful
01:09:25Here.
01:09:25Fantastic
01:09:26Of the darkness
01:09:26Just the end of the night
01:09:40Because I'm afraid
01:09:42it's like this thing i was told it's in total blackness that you can see the light in the tank
01:09:48images and memories flow in and out and it gave me a safe place to process and to get honest
01:09:54with
01:09:54myself move through the ridiculousness of it all i didn't know what you've been going through
01:09:59as in fired from my job not living an authentic grown-up life my first and last ride in the
01:10:05back
01:10:06of an ambulance i'm glad you're safe it was a real wake-up call i'm going to start back with
01:10:13the foster parenting classes get back to what's important so you're cool doing it on your own
01:10:20yeah i am but i can't be a foster parent until i get a job so it's a whole process
01:10:27i may be able to help you out with that i know one of the board of directors for promises
01:10:32rehab
01:10:33right here in malibu they're looking for another therapist past drug use isn't a detriment it's a
01:10:40requirement that would be incredible so how's your girlfriend what'd you say her name was
01:10:48carmen we're engaged oh i forgot you move fast what did you say about uh
01:10:58i told carmen that i'm from kansas that i forage for my own food and i like threesomes women like
01:11:04yasmin and she said i've never met anybody from kansas before
01:11:17right it's good to see you it's good to see you i'm glad you're doing well thank you
01:11:24it's good to be here somewhere how can i get a zit at my age i'm supposed to be worried
01:11:30about
01:11:30wrinkles and sun damage not zits relax you got this that's a nice guy said i wouldn't have went
01:11:36into this interview without him nice guys really been living up to his name and i wouldn't be here
01:11:40without you the hospital visits the rest of it i couldn't lose my best friend even if she was being
01:11:46a
01:11:46dumbass just put toothpaste on it that's blue i need to conceal oh there's so much in here dresser
01:11:55pants wear pants uh the purple sweater set with the gold enforcement buttons or whatever oh what
01:12:02about that pink turtleneck i made my red dress or something you don't want to show too much skin never
01:12:07mine oxycontin really pot condoms you're a superstar who am i kidding about the condoms
01:12:24you got foster fridays on as always oh i'm still fixing my face i feel like i'm 13. yo you
01:12:34remember
01:12:34that kid from last year leo the one who tripped the cameraman and got paint all over the anchor's
01:12:39hair and stuff yeah we love him not the hair well he's back i thought he got his forever home
01:12:48apparently not it's gonna be tough for him though his being so old he is special expressive eyes wise
01:12:57old soul right yeah but he's a handful though remember last year i said it i told you
01:13:04i said this kid this kid would be a good match for me but you couldn't commit
01:13:10hold on are we seriously talking about this
01:13:23i'll imagine it carved in marble are you okay mom yeah it's just the first time you've called me mom
01:13:32at first i thought you stuck with me being the oldest one at the foster home no that's you
01:13:38you were my first and only choice so now you stuck with me
01:13:42ha ha ha
01:13:55there's no more hair turned my verdict was overturned from one soul to another i dedicate this to my mother
01:14:11SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I REALLY WANT
01:14:15SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:14:19SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I REALLY WANT
01:14:23SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:14:32Welcome back to the booth!
01:14:34Sure, we lost Ally, one of our boldest soldiers, but don't worry.
01:14:37No fire, mudslide, earthquake, or fallen soldier is going to stop us from doing what we do.
01:14:43Mojitos sipping, nighttime surfing, living it up in paradise
01:14:48SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I REALLY WANT
01:14:52SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:14:56SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I REALLY WANT
01:15:00SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:15:27SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:15:31SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:15:35SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I REALLY WANT
01:15:40SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:16:01THAT'S WHAT I A kann
01:16:03SEPTIC SHOCK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
01:16:06You
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