00:00:28You
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00:01:11So i packed the guest list envelopes i'm not sure i brought a nice enough pen
00:01:19are we having wine for us and second tier wine for our guests yes
00:01:25yeah well that'll save us some money exactly look how beautiful it is
00:01:34i have a little surprise for you when we get up there
00:01:38what did you do i don't know it's for you and me
00:02:04that's why i don't leave the city
00:02:15adorable of course it's a k b b
00:02:23when i first saw your dick pic on grinder i never thought it would lead us here
00:02:26i did not post a photo of my penis online thanks
00:02:33prude
00:02:44what was that i don't know
00:02:50okay well don't go check it out it could be a bear or something
00:02:58you know the number one rule of scouts is don't follow the noise into the woods
00:03:03i got kicked out of scouts clearly
00:03:20scott
00:03:46scott
00:03:58No!
00:04:59You can do this.
00:05:01Renee, you're a capable, strong, smart woman who can make a cup of fucking coffee.
00:05:11Well...
00:05:39Good morning.
00:05:42Good morning.
00:05:48Uh-huh.
00:05:56Sorry.
00:05:58I couldn't figure out how to work your fucking stupid coffee machine.
00:06:02It was a whole thing.
00:06:03Also, you just gave up?
00:06:05Some things are worth the effort.
00:06:06Oh.
00:06:08So, I was thinking, maybe I should just stay in the city this weekend, help out at the bar.
00:06:14Seriously?
00:06:15I'm very seriously.
00:06:17No.
00:06:18No.
00:06:19No, not fair.
00:06:20No.
00:06:21Oh, come on.
00:06:21No.
00:06:22I went to that thing last weekend with your friends.
00:06:24Yeah, but it was a music festival that we actually all wanted to go to.
00:06:31It's a wedding planning retreat.
00:06:33What is that?
00:06:34Honestly, what's next?
00:06:36A baby gender reveal cruise?
00:06:38They're excited, and it's romantic.
00:06:48It's romantic.
00:06:49There you go.
00:06:49That's my boss.
00:06:50He just texted me.
00:06:51I have to go to work, or I'm going to get fired forever.
00:06:54Um, it'd be more convincing if that was your phone.
00:07:02Don't worry.
00:07:03They'll love you.
00:07:06What if I bribe you?
00:07:08Mm-hmm.
00:07:09Mm-hmm.
00:07:10Come on.
00:07:11Come on.
00:07:22Look at you being on time.
00:07:25Got these for the guys.
00:07:26Wow, there's something else.
00:07:28Don't make fun of my balloons.
00:07:30Let me get this.
00:07:33What were you doing, working or shopping?
00:07:35What?
00:07:35I'm excited.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:39Are you living in your car?
00:07:40Funny.
00:07:43At least I'm finally seeing your apartment.
00:07:45Yeah, yeah.
00:07:57I've got to make it to your arms, before they sell me alone, because that's how world's gone crazy, but
00:08:05it doesn't seem to faze me.
00:08:07I've done should pull it to the head.
00:08:10It hit my heart and skin.
00:08:11I've got to make it to my Jahren.
00:08:17I've got to make it to my girlfriend.
00:08:20Oh, look.
00:08:22Snacks.
00:08:22Mmm.
00:08:23Mm.
00:08:24Look.
00:08:39We should get these.
00:08:43You should put those back.
00:08:46All right, give me these.
00:08:49Hey, I'll just grab these and $30 for the red car out there.
00:09:02I'll get the key for the bathroom.
00:09:04Here you go.
00:09:05Two minutes.
00:09:07I'll fill her up.
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:40Hey.
00:09:44Have we met before?
00:09:47Do I know you?
00:09:49Not yet.
00:09:51But I'd sure like to get to know you.
00:09:53Oh, wow.
00:09:54That's bold.
00:09:55Not really.
00:09:56How so?
00:09:57Well, now that we've met, we know each other.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02It must be a beautiful weekend.
00:10:03Are you staying nearby?
00:10:06Uh, yeah.
00:10:07I think we're just off the road.
00:10:08A buddy of mine, we're staying at Office 16.
00:10:10I can show you around if you like.
00:10:13Uh, actually, I'm, uh, here with my girl.
00:10:16Friend.
00:10:17Friend.
00:10:17Aunt.
00:10:18Actually, I'm a great aunt.
00:10:24I'm kidding.
00:10:26Okay, then.
00:10:27Uh, wanna get going?
00:10:29Yep.
00:10:30Bye.
00:10:32You guys have a good weekend, okay?
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Me too.
00:10:36See you later.
00:10:43Your great aunt.
00:10:45Yeah, whatever.
00:10:50What?
00:10:51Why do you care what he thinks?
00:10:54I don't care what he thinks.
00:10:56I just...
00:10:57He just doesn't need to know our business.
00:10:59Why do you have to be so weird about it?
00:11:00I'm not being weird about it.
00:11:02No, I'm not.
00:11:02Never mind.
00:11:04I'm not.
00:11:05You are.
00:11:09Okay, tell me a little bit more about this place that we're going to.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:13Oh, these are our hosts, Randy and Steve, amazing gay B&B owners.
00:11:20I feel like I'm obligated to make a mustache comment.
00:11:22According to their profile, Randy and Steve bought 20 acres in the country so that they had a place to
00:11:28escape the hustle of the city.
00:11:29Oh, that's nice.
00:11:31Let me guess.
00:11:32They're excited to share their little slice of...
00:11:37Heaven.
00:11:38We are excited to share our little oasis.
00:11:42Oh, Jesus.
00:11:45What was that?
00:11:47Fuck.
00:11:53Okay.
00:11:53You okay?
00:12:06That's why I don't like leaving the fucking city.
00:12:09Okay.
00:12:10What year's your car?
00:12:12I don't know.
00:12:13Should we just call roadside?
00:12:14No.
00:12:14I'm just looking at the instructions.
00:12:15For what?
00:12:16How to fix a flat tire.
00:12:18Frank 17 says anyone can do it.
00:12:22All right.
00:12:23Well, if Frank 17 says I can change a tire, I kind of have to change a tire.
00:12:28Can we help?
00:12:45Oh, no.
00:12:47No.
00:12:48No.
00:12:49No.
00:12:52Oh.
00:12:53Oh.
00:12:54Oh.
00:12:54Well, I'm so sorry.
00:12:56You know, those balloons were a dumb idea anyway.
00:12:59I'm sorry.
00:13:35We're here!
00:13:40Here, let me grab that.
00:13:41I got it.
00:13:42I got it.
00:13:47Here, here, here.
00:13:48That's fine.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:50Okay.
00:13:52Connor!
00:13:53Scotty!
00:14:01Where are they?
00:14:04Uh, I don't know.
00:14:05After a walk?
00:14:06It's a beautiful day.
00:14:09Wow.
00:14:11It's a nice place.
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:20It must be Scotty's influence.
00:14:24Connor was always an influence.
00:14:25He was a neat freak in college.
00:14:26Hmm.
00:14:29All right.
00:14:29Well, why don't I, uh, go grab our stuff from the car.
00:14:35I think our room's upstairs.
00:14:37All right.
00:14:38Let's go.
00:15:20Okay, I'll see your cats.
00:15:53Hey, this is Connor.
00:15:54He's not answering.
00:15:56It's because he's on vacation.
00:15:57And so are you.
00:16:01You're right.
00:16:03Let's go explore.
00:16:05Okay?
00:16:06I'll change out of my clothes.
00:16:07Go find the boys.
00:16:09Do you want a drink?
00:16:10Mm-hmm.
00:16:11I do.
00:16:12Hmm.
00:16:13Hmm.
00:16:15Hmm.
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:27Hmm.
00:16:31Hm.
00:16:31Hmm.
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:33Yeah.
00:16:55Hey, Jesus, H Christ, scared the shit out of me, jumpy, sorry.
00:17:05Oh, it's warm, yeah, it's pretty gross.
00:17:11So, uh, what does the H stand for?
00:17:13What?
00:17:14In Jesus H Christ.
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Hank?
00:17:18Eh, it's doubtful.
00:17:21I don't know, I'm an atheist.
00:17:23Wanna go?
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:46This is nice.
00:17:52Oh, this is a huge big boy.
00:17:55100 acres.
00:17:56That is 500 acres.
00:17:59Can I ask you a question?
00:18:01Is it about Star Trek?
00:18:03No.
00:18:04Because I know nothing about Star Trek.
00:18:09Because we never talk about it.
00:18:11Um, I was just wondering where you're at.
00:18:18Uh, I am in the middle of nowhere at a retreat with you.
00:18:27I can't, seriously, can we just talk about this?
00:18:31Listen, I'm not really that kind of, you know, let's talk about this.
00:18:37What is that?
00:18:42It's a deer head.
00:18:43Why is it strung up like that?
00:18:46It's just a hunter drawing out his trophy, I guess.
00:18:54Pretty gnarly.
00:18:56Let's go.
00:19:03Where do you want to go?
00:19:04Excuse me.
00:19:12Oh, look, it's a, it's a lookout point.
00:19:17That's a deer stand.
00:19:19What's a deer stand?
00:19:21During hunting season, people sit up there with a gun.
00:19:24They sit all nice and still until little deer comes prancing along and then they shoot
00:19:29it.
00:19:31How do you know these things?
00:19:35Frank 18?
00:19:36He's much better than you, Frank 17.
00:19:39Do you ever take anything seriously?
00:19:45I had to go hunting with my family when I was a kid to cull the problem deer.
00:19:51Cull?
00:19:52That's intense.
00:19:53Oh, yeah.
00:19:54We were there to reduce the population by selective slaughter.
00:19:58Charming.
00:19:59Yeah, not really.
00:20:02So were they a problem deer?
00:20:05It depends on who you ask.
00:20:08I didn't think they deserved to die at all.
00:20:12The worst was that if they didn't get it in the right spot with a bullet, they'd have
00:20:16to slice the animal's throat.
00:20:20Blood just like gushing out everywhere.
00:20:23Yeah, I just wanted to hide, pretend it wasn't happening.
00:20:28So could you choose not to go if you didn't want to?
00:20:32This looks like a nice spot right here.
00:20:42I know what you're doing.
00:20:45What?
00:20:45I'm just cracking a bottle of bubbly setting up for a picnic.
00:20:48You're avoiding talking?
00:20:52And answering my question from earlier.
00:20:55Oh boy.
00:21:05There, take this.
00:21:07Please.
00:21:12Come here.
00:21:14Is all you gone?
00:21:16Oh, okay.
00:21:17Are you going to share some of them?
00:21:24Come here.
00:21:24Come here.
00:21:26I don't know.
00:21:35So what are we doing?
00:21:36Is this a scientist thing?
00:21:40The need to label everything?
00:21:42No, I'm just trying to talk to someone who clearly has a problem with adult conversations
00:21:47and avoiding conflict.
00:21:53Look, if this isn't going anywhere, you have to let me know.
00:21:57Dang.
00:21:59Yes or no?
00:22:07What?
00:22:08I just saw something.
00:22:10What?
00:22:13Maybe it's just your friends playing around.
00:22:15Connor?
00:22:15Scott?
00:22:18Connor?
00:22:19Scott?
00:22:22Here, let me go check it out.
00:22:23It's fine.
00:22:24I'll check it out.
00:22:34Hello?
00:22:50Hello?
00:22:52Hello?
00:22:54Hello?
00:23:19Hello?
00:23:20Do your friends smoke?
00:23:22No.
00:23:32What is it?
00:23:36Someone was watching us.
00:23:38Let's go.
00:23:40Come.
00:23:40This is crazy, man.
00:24:00Where's your car?
00:24:06What the ever loving fuck?
00:24:19Guys, are you here?
00:24:28Hello?
00:24:32Connor?
00:24:34Connor?
00:24:48Hello?
00:24:50Hello?
00:24:52Hello?
00:24:54Hello?
00:25:08Hello?
00:25:17Hello?
00:25:24Where did you put my phone?
00:25:26I put it right here.
00:25:28Where's your phone?
00:25:31I must have left in the car.
00:25:37Did you hear that?
00:25:39Did you hear that?
00:25:51Dall, are those your friends?
00:25:52Connor?
00:25:54Hello?
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:02What the fuck?
00:26:03Those are the hosts.
00:26:06Please, go!
00:26:27Look.
00:26:29Look.
00:26:29Oh my God, look.
00:26:31My cover.
00:26:36Catch her.
00:26:38Let's go!
00:26:39Come on, hurry!
00:26:47Faster!
00:26:48Come on!
00:26:49Come on!
00:26:51Come on!
00:26:52Let's go!
00:26:55Help!
00:26:57Help!
00:26:59Help!
00:27:01Oh my God!
00:27:03Get it off!
00:27:04Get it off!
00:27:05Get it off!
00:27:05It's okay, it's okay!
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:07Get it off!
00:27:08Be quiet.
00:27:09You'll hear us.
00:27:16It's okay.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:20Give it off!
00:27:21I'll walk on!
00:27:22Oh my God!
00:27:24Oh, come on!
00:27:27No!
00:27:33No!
00:27:36No!
00:27:38No!
00:27:40No!
00:27:42No!
00:27:46No!
00:27:47No!
00:27:48No!
00:27:54Fuck.
00:27:59Fuck!
00:28:08It's okay. It's okay. It's not okay.
00:28:11I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
00:28:15Okay, listen to me. Look at me. Look at me.
00:28:18I'm going to the car. I'm going to get the crowbar.
00:28:20No, please don't. It's a wrong choice.
00:28:22I'm going to be right back. I promise.
00:28:30Oh, Tommy.
00:28:35Don't leave me.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:51Okay.
00:28:58Okay.
00:29:07Oh, Terry.
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:24Oh.
00:29:24Oh.
00:29:26Oh, my God.
00:29:28Oh, my God.
00:29:29Oh, my God.
00:29:45Oh, my God.
00:30:10Oh, my God.
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