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00:01:11So i packed the guest list envelopes i'm not sure i brought a nice enough pen
00:01:19are we having wine for us and second tier wine for our guests yes
00:01:25yeah well that'll save us some money exactly look how beautiful it is
00:01:34i have a little surprise for you when we get up there
00:01:38what did you do i don't know it's for you and me
00:02:04that's why i don't leave the city
00:02:15adorable of course it's a k b b
00:02:23when i first saw your dick pic on grinder i never thought it would lead us here
00:02:26i did not post a photo of my penis online thanks
00:02:33prude
00:02:44what was that i don't know
00:02:50okay well don't go check it out it could be a bear or something
00:02:58you know the number one rule of scouts is don't follow the noise into the woods
00:03:03i got kicked out of scouts clearly
00:03:20scott
00:03:46scott
00:03:58No!
00:04:59You can do this.
00:05:01Renee, you're a capable, strong, smart woman who can make a cup of fucking coffee.
00:05:11Well...
00:05:39Good morning.
00:05:42Good morning.
00:05:48Uh-huh.
00:05:56Sorry.
00:05:58I couldn't figure out how to work your fucking stupid coffee machine.
00:06:02It was a whole thing.
00:06:03Also, you just gave up?
00:06:05Some things are worth the effort.
00:06:06Oh.
00:06:08So, I was thinking, maybe I should just stay in the city this weekend, help out at the bar.
00:06:14Seriously?
00:06:15I'm very seriously.
00:06:17No.
00:06:18No.
00:06:19No, not fair.
00:06:20No.
00:06:21Oh, come on.
00:06:21No.
00:06:22I went to that thing last weekend with your friends.
00:06:24Yeah, but it was a music festival that we actually all wanted to go to.
00:06:31It's a wedding planning retreat.
00:06:33What is that?
00:06:34Honestly, what's next?
00:06:36A baby gender reveal cruise?
00:06:38They're excited, and it's romantic.
00:06:48It's romantic.
00:06:49There you go.
00:06:49That's my boss.
00:06:50He just texted me.
00:06:51I have to go to work, or I'm going to get fired forever.
00:06:54Um, it'd be more convincing if that was your phone.
00:07:02Don't worry.
00:07:03They'll love you.
00:07:06What if I bribe you?
00:07:08Mm-hmm.
00:07:09Mm-hmm.
00:07:10Come on.
00:07:11Come on.
00:07:22Look at you being on time.
00:07:25Got these for the guys.
00:07:26Wow, there's something else.
00:07:28Don't make fun of my balloons.
00:07:30Let me get this.
00:07:33What were you doing, working or shopping?
00:07:35What?
00:07:35I'm excited.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:39Are you living in your car?
00:07:40Funny.
00:07:43At least I'm finally seeing your apartment.
00:07:45Yeah, yeah.
00:07:57I've got to make it to your arms, before they sell me alone.
00:08:02Because that's how it's gone crazy.
00:08:05But it doesn't seem to faze me.
00:08:07I've done should pull it to the head.
00:08:09It hit my heart and...
00:08:17Hey.
00:08:20Go look.
00:08:21Snacks.
00:08:22Mm.
00:08:23Look.
00:08:24Ha.
00:08:39you should get these
00:08:40you should put those back
00:08:46all right give me these
00:08:49hey uh scrap these and thirty dollars for the red car out there
00:09:02I'll get the key for the bathroom
00:09:03there you go thank you uh two minutes
00:09:07I'll uh fill her up
00:09:10thank you
00:09:38hey
00:09:39hey
00:09:43have we met before
00:09:47do I know you
00:09:49not yet
00:09:51but I'd sure like to get to know you
00:09:53oh wow that's bold
00:09:54not really
00:09:55how so
00:09:56well now that we've met
00:09:58we know each other
00:10:01okay
00:10:01it must be a beautiful weekend
00:10:03are you um
00:10:05are you staying nearby
00:10:06uh yeah I think we're just off the road
00:10:08a buddy of mine
00:10:09we're staying at office 16
00:10:10I can show you around if you like
00:10:13uh actually I'm uh here with my girl
00:10:16friend
00:10:16friend
00:10:17friend
00:10:17aunt
00:10:17actually I'm a great aunt
00:10:24I'm kidding
00:10:26okay then
00:10:27uh
00:10:28wanna get going
00:10:29yep
00:10:30bye
00:10:32you guys have a good weekend okay
00:10:34yeah
00:10:34me too
00:10:36see you later
00:10:43you're a great aunt
00:10:45yeah whatever
00:10:49what
00:10:51why do you care what he thinks
00:10:54I don't care what he thinks
00:10:56I just
00:10:57he just doesn't need to know our business
00:10:59why do you have to be so weird about it
00:11:00I'm not being weird about it
00:11:02no I'm not
00:11:02never mind
00:11:03I'm not
00:11:04you are
00:11:09okay tell me a little bit more about this place that we're going to
00:11:11okay
00:11:13oh
00:11:14these are our hosts
00:11:15Randy and Steve
00:11:18amazing gay B&B owners
00:11:19I feel like I'm obligated to make a mustache comment
00:11:22according to their profile
00:11:24Randy and Steve bought 20 acres in the country
00:11:26so that they had a place to escape the hustle of the city
00:11:29oh that's nice
00:11:31let me guess
00:11:32they're excited to share their little slice of heaven
00:11:38we are excited to share our little oasis
00:11:41oh
00:11:42Jesus
00:11:44what was that
00:11:46fuck
00:11:52okay
00:11:53okay
00:12:06that's why I don't like leaving the fucking city
00:12:09okay
00:12:09what year is your car
00:12:12I don't know
00:12:13should we just call roadside
00:12:14no I'm just looking at the instructions
00:12:15for what
00:12:16how to fix a flat tire
00:12:18Frank 17 says anyone can do it
00:12:22all right
00:12:23well if Frank 17 says I can change a tire
00:12:26I kind of have to change a tire
00:12:45oh no no no no no no
00:12:49oh
00:12:53now I'm so sorry
00:12:56you know those balloons were a dumb idea anyway
00:12:59I'm sorry
00:13:23I'm sorry
00:13:35we're here
00:13:40here let me grab that
00:13:41I got it
00:13:41I got it
00:13:47here here here
00:13:47that's fine
00:13:48oh
00:13:52Connor
00:13:53Scotty
00:13:56Connor
00:14:00where are they
00:14:02I don't know
00:14:05after a walk
00:14:06beautiful day
00:14:08wow
00:14:10it's a nice place
00:14:18must be
00:14:21Scotty's influence
00:14:24Connor
00:14:24Connor was always a neat freak
00:14:25in college
00:14:28all right
00:14:29well why don't I
00:14:31go grab our stuff
00:14:32from the car
00:14:35I think our room's upstairs
00:14:37okay
00:14:38what?
00:14:55okay
00:14:57not
00:14:57no
00:15:01I
00:15:06didn't
00:15:20Okay, I'll see your cats.
00:15:53Hey, this is Connor, leave a message.
00:15:54He's not answering.
00:15:56No, it's because he's on vacation.
00:15:57And so are you.
00:16:01You're right.
00:16:03Let's go explore.
00:16:05Okay?
00:16:05I'll change out of my clothes.
00:16:07Go find the boys.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:09Do you want a drink?
00:16:10Mm-hmm.
00:16:11I do.
00:16:55Hey!
00:16:56Jesus!
00:16:58H!
00:16:59Christ!
00:17:00You scared the shit out of me.
00:17:01Jumpy.
00:17:03Sorry.
00:17:05Oh, it's warm.
00:17:07Yeah, it's pretty gross.
00:17:11So, uh, what does the H stand for?
00:17:13What?
00:17:14In Jesus H.
00:17:15Christ.
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Hank?
00:17:18Eh, it's doubtful.
00:17:21I don't know.
00:17:22I'm an atheist.
00:17:23Mm-hmm.
00:17:23Wanna go?
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:46This is nice.
00:17:59Can I ask you a question?
00:18:01Is it about Star Trek?
00:18:03No.
00:18:04Because I know nothing about Star Trek.
00:18:09Because we never talk about it.
00:18:11Um, I was just wondering where you're at.
00:18:18Uh, I am in the middle of nowhere at a retreat with you.
00:18:27I can't, seriously.
00:18:29Can we just talk about this?
00:18:31Listen, I'm not really that kind of, you know, let's talk about this.
00:18:37What is that?
00:18:42It's a deer head.
00:18:43Why is it strung up like that?
00:18:47It's just a hunter drawing out his trophy, I guess.
00:18:54Pretty gnarly.
00:18:56Let's go.
00:19:03Where do you want to go?
00:19:04Excuse me.
00:19:12Oh, look.
00:19:13It's a...
00:19:14It's a lookout point.
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:17That's a deer stand.
00:19:19What's a deer stand?
00:19:21During hunting season.
00:19:23People sit up there with a gun.
00:19:25They sit all nice and still until little deer comes prancing along and then they shoot it.
00:19:31How do you know these things?
00:19:33Oh.
00:19:35Frank 18?
00:19:36He's much better than you, Frank 17.
00:19:39Do you ever take anything seriously?
00:19:45I had to go hunting with my family when I was a kid to cull the problem deer.
00:19:51Cull?
00:19:52That's intense.
00:19:53Oh, yeah.
00:19:54We were there to reduce the population by selective slaughter.
00:19:58Charming.
00:19:59Yeah, not really.
00:20:02So were they a problem deer?
00:20:05That depends on who you ask.
00:20:08I didn't think they deserved to die at all.
00:20:12The worst was that if they didn't get it in the right spot with a bullet, they'd have to slice
00:20:17the animal's throat.
00:20:20Blood just like gushing out everywhere.
00:20:23Yeah, I just wanted to hide and pretend it wasn't happening.
00:20:28So could you choose not to go if you didn't want to?
00:20:32This looks like a nice spot right here.
00:20:42I know what you're doing.
00:20:45What?
00:20:45I'm just cracking a bottle of bubbly setting up for a picnic.
00:20:48You're avoiding talking?
00:20:53And answering my question from earlier?
00:20:55Oh, boy.
00:21:06There, take this.
00:21:07Please.
00:21:12Come here.
00:21:14That's all you got?
00:21:15Oh, okay.
00:21:17Are you going to share some of them?
00:21:24Come here.
00:21:25Come here.
00:21:35So what are we doing?
00:21:36Is this a scientist thing?
00:21:40The need to label everything?
00:21:42No, I'm just trying to talk to someone who clearly has a problem with adult conversations
00:21:47and avoiding conflict.
00:21:53Look, if this isn't going anywhere, you have to let me know.
00:21:57Dang.
00:21:59Yes or no?
00:22:07What?
00:22:08I just saw something.
00:22:10What?
00:22:13Maybe it's just your friends playing around.
00:22:15Connor?
00:22:15Connor?
00:22:16Scott?
00:22:18Connor?
00:22:19Scott?
00:22:22Here, let me go check it out.
00:22:23It's fine.
00:22:24I'll check it out.
00:22:34Hello?
00:22:50Hello?
00:22:52Hello?
00:23:19Do your friends smoke?
00:23:22No.
00:23:32What is it?
00:23:36Someone was watching us.
00:23:38Let's go.
00:23:40Come.
00:23:40This is crazy, man.
00:24:00Where's your car?
00:24:06What the ever-loving fuck?
00:24:19Guys, are you here?
00:24:28Hello?
00:24:32Connor?
00:24:34Connor?
00:24:49Hello?
00:24:50Hello?
00:24:53Hello?
00:24:55Hello?
00:24:56Hello?
00:24:56Hello?
00:24:56What the...
00:25:07Val?
00:25:17Val?
00:25:18Val?
00:25:24Where did you put my phone?
00:25:26I put it right here.
00:25:28Where's your phone?
00:25:31I must have left in the car.
00:25:37Did you hear that?
00:25:51Val, are those your friends?
00:25:53Connor?
00:25:54Hello?
00:25:55Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:26:02What the fuck?
00:26:03Those are the hosts.
00:26:06Let's go.
00:26:27Look.
00:26:29Look.
00:26:30Look.
00:26:37Let's go.
00:26:38Let's go.
00:26:39Let's go.
00:26:39Let's go.
00:26:40Come on.
00:26:41Hurry.
00:26:42Go.
00:26:47Go!
00:26:48Hip hop.
00:26:49Come on.
00:26:50Come on.
00:26:52Let's go.
00:26:52Here, let's go.
00:26:55Help!
00:27:00Oh my god.
00:27:02Oh my god.
00:27:03Get it off, get it off, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:07Get it off.
00:27:08Be quiet.
00:27:09They'll hear us.
00:27:16It's okay.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:24Oh, come on.
00:27:43Fuck!
00:27:53Fuck!
00:28:05It's okay.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09It's okay.
00:28:10It's not okay.
00:28:12I'm okay.
00:28:13I'm okay.
00:28:13I'm okay.
00:28:14I'm okay.
00:28:15Okay, listen to me.
00:28:16Look at me.
00:28:17Look at me.
00:28:18I'm going to the car.
00:28:19I'm going to get the crowbar.
00:28:20No, please don't.
00:28:21It's a wrong choice.
00:28:22I'm going to be right back.
00:28:24I promise.
00:28:26I'll give you.
00:28:28...
00:28:35Leave me.
00:28:38No.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
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