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Oops…Honey, I Really Am The Supreme Mage
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Protect the canyon
00:30Protect everyone
00:31No one falls
00:44We'll handle this
00:55Seal?
00:57What's Seal?
00:57Let's go back
00:59Help
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:23Now
01:24Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Varada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one, Sacred Steel
01:49Find the demon
01:57Caroline, don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:10Help us
02:12Help us
02:13Cantor!
02:16Oi!
02:19Cantor!
02:20Cantor!
02:46Oh, my God.
02:51Go fuck him.
03:02This presence? Impossible.
03:06Could it be? The Oracle Mentor?
03:14The legendary Spirit Raven?
03:18To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning. Such divine power.
03:23This is no ordinary mage. The kingdom is saved! Quickly, after them!
03:29No!
03:37Screw off!
03:46Wait. A black panther? A divine crow?
03:50Hey, what's this look for? Did you spot something?
03:58Lord Alistair! Are you well?
04:00You lowlife! What curse have you cast?
04:03Shut up!
04:03I am Alistair and Ashworth. It is my honor to meet you, Master.
04:08Ashford? Are you Caroline's apprentice?
04:11Yes. Hence I bear her name. Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest. Your formation is arranged
04:17the same way as my teacher's.
04:19Oh. I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
04:22You are... a mentor!
04:25Have a taste.
04:27This... this is the fruit of the gods! It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
04:33Did Caroline send you to find me? How did she know I was here?
04:37No. His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons. I passed by by chance.
04:42Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City. A spring banquet invitation? I'm not interested.
04:47Please. I beg you.
04:56Man! How dare you disrespect the Duke!
04:59Stop, Knight Elwyn! Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
05:05My lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city. Please don't let trash
05:10like Cairn waste your time.
05:11Trash? Do you know him?
05:16Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
05:22Cairn! Drop that straw at once!
05:25Drop that straw at once.
05:35My lord Duke, are you well? This countryside is dusty. Let's not soil your fine boots. Please, take a seat.
05:42Do as he says and sit.
05:44Yes. Right away.
05:49Cairn! Show some respect. A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
05:57How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs! Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
06:04Stop! I just love eating these.
06:11Sir, you really care so much about the people.
06:20Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked. We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
06:26Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the With
06:32Us.
06:33No time, I ain't going.
06:35Don't push it. The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
06:39Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
06:42I have passed the level 7 mage exam. Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
06:47Only 7? You still need to try harder.
06:54Elevan, I'm ahead. Get stoned to the city. No excuses.
07:08Cairn! Coming or not?
07:12Not a chance.
07:18He won't listen? Tie him up to Royal City, now!
07:21Yes, sir!
07:23Sir, we're just doing our duty. We hope you...
07:32This urgent? Guess I gotta go myself.
07:40Just doodled this years ago. And sure enough, Caroline slacked off. Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
07:48Step back! Commoner, lay a hand on the Holy Pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
07:58Verentes Ely! A Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage? Truly a level 6 ice make!
08:07Lord Simus commands fire perfectly! Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
08:12It's been too long. You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
08:16What's that revolting stench here? Guards, throw this fleet out!
08:20I came at Alistair's invitation, and to meet my noble ex-wife.
08:25Look, she's here.
08:26Ex-wife? Him? The High Knight of the Empire? This beggar's completely insane!
08:32Cairn! How dare you set foot in the Sanctuary? Any mage here could turn you to ash with one breath!
08:38Get back to your shelter!
08:40I'm not leaving. I have an invitation.
08:43You forged this invite? Rot in the dungeon!
08:48Enough! You have an invite? Then follow the rules! Step through the Judgment Porch! Live or die! You take the
08:57risk!
08:58This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage. Cairn, you can still back out, before it's too late.
09:15Impossible. He has no magic era. None at all!
09:17Seize him! Uncover his dark magic!
09:20Last chance to save you. Confess, and I'll let you walk free.
09:23Just a servant's invite! Farmer! This is your limit! Step closer! Blast for me!
09:32A Duke's invite won't do. How about this?
09:37This strange power. Who gave you that scroll?
09:44This isn't an invitation. It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll. Only three exist in the world.
09:51Who exactly are you?
09:58The Grand Master's Scroll? Where did you get it?
10:01Cairn! Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
10:05Beg the Earl's mercy. Say you found it!
10:07Found it? I've got dozens of these at home. Old man, can I go in now?
10:13Attendants, escort this gentleman in at once.
10:16Elevin, come with me.
10:26Elevin, tell me the truth.
10:29Who exactly is Cairn?
10:31He's just a peasant from the countryside. No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
10:36My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
10:39No, Elevin. Your ex-husband is no ordinary man. You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
10:45I'd be grateful to him?
10:47Enough. Go keep him company. Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
10:53Introduce you? He's just a-
10:54Elaine! Is this how you treat a guest? Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
10:58No, my lord.
11:05Find out. Where did this scroll come from?
11:25Did the high night order cut pay? Why's her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
11:29Lady Ellie, when has a bumplen like his ever seen such delicaties?
11:33Don't throw out the leftovers. Pack them for Mr. Cairn. It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
11:40Cairn! Stop eating! Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
11:44Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it? This turkey's good. Bit undercooked, though. Wanna bite?
11:48You!
11:54Lady Liliana! This little mage looks mighty familiar.
12:07Is that Countess Liliana? I'd die just for one look from her. Wipe that drool off your face.
12:12She's the Gilbert's only disciple. You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
12:25So, you like Liada?
12:37Shut up, you peasant! That's the Countess! How dare you speak her name!
12:43Cairn! Stop this madness! She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself!
12:49Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee? Right, I remember her now. All these years and only level 8. Her talent is mediocre
12:57at best.
12:58Level 8 is mediocre? You're a magicless loser! How dare you!
13:04Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her. Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy. Even Kamis feels unworthy.
13:11Who do you think you are?
13:13Listen closely, farmer.
13:16A sage's disciple is royalty. Even Count Dexter bows to her.
13:22Being in her presence is the greatest honor of your pathetic life.
13:26No. You've got it all wrong. I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
13:33I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
13:38No!
13:47Could it be...Lady Liliana?
13:52Lilz! Look at me!
13:58Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
14:01Lord Dexter, hosting the Spring Feast, eases the king's burden tremendously.
14:05Lylea.
14:06Cairn, are you fever-y? The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last 10 years combined.
14:11He's been stuck in the sticks way too long. Gone plain crazy. If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded
14:16by now.
14:18Relax. I'm just gonna go say hi to Lilz. Wait here. Alone? And Lilz?
14:23Are you insane? Don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
14:30Lilz? Lilz? Hey! Over here!
14:36Is that slob insane? Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
14:40He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight. Total lack of decency.
14:44Knight Paramount so promising. How's she married to someone like him?
14:48With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
14:52Stop!
15:03Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
15:05Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
15:09What a farce! The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
15:19Now, throw him out!
15:27My lady, this peasant knows nothing of decorum. I'll remove him at once.
15:36Mr. Kane, it really is you!
15:39No!
15:46Look at the little crybaby all grown up. You've even learned how to put on airs.
15:52Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
15:58Just here for the show.
16:00Oh, there's someone you should meet.
16:02My ex-wife, Elwhan.
16:08So, it's you.
16:10I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
16:13Liliana, listen! This is not what you think, I...
16:16Look at you.
16:18Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
16:20Cat got your tongue?
16:21Come, little Lylee. Let's talk in private.
16:24What the hell is this?
16:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
16:27I want answers, too.
16:33Master, I know her.
16:35The High Knight is a legend.
16:38So, what's your take on her?
16:40Impressive.
16:41Level 6 Majid, Supreme Knight.
16:44He has a bright future ahead.
16:46I meant, as a woman.
16:48Is she wife material?
16:50Does she have the...
16:51She's striking, but her arrogance is...
16:55unbearable.
16:56But I trust your judgment.
16:58Perfect.
16:59Help me win my ex-wife back.
17:04Alright, that's her.
17:06What's she want?
17:15How?
17:15Why would she do this?
17:17For a mere farmer.
17:24Mentor, just tell me.
17:26What do you need me to do?
17:27Just sing my praises a little.
17:29Tell her about my good qualities.
17:30I'll take care of the rest.
17:32Elowen, darling.
17:34Little Lylee here, um...
17:35She would love to have a word with you.
17:41I'll let you two ladies chat.
17:43There are some fine wines in the foightware.
17:44I'll get some.
17:57Lord, is there something you needed?
18:00Elowen, please.
18:01It's just us here.
18:02I just wanted to say,
18:04Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
18:08My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
18:10I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
18:13But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent.
18:17Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
18:20But all of us.
18:21The entire kingdom.
18:23Entire kingdom?
18:24You cannot be serious.
18:25He's just a deadbeat.
18:27I take my eyes off him for one second.
18:29He finds a new way to embarrass me.
18:30No, Elowen, listen to me.
18:32You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
18:36Caring!
18:42The inscriptions are wrong.
18:44No wonder something's felt off here.
18:52Cayan!
18:53Get back!
18:54Have you lost your mind?
18:58Elowen, put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
19:01How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
19:04He broke the sacred inscription!
19:06It's over!
19:07The gods are going to punish us!
19:09Broke what?
19:09I just fixed it for you.
19:10Don't mention it.
19:13We're doomed.
19:15This time he's not just being stupid.
19:17He might get us all killed.
19:18Mr. Stone was right after all.
19:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
19:24It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
19:29Lady Liliana, you have my word.
19:31I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
19:34Kid, I like you.
19:37Mr. Stone, if I may.
19:38Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
19:41Just who are you, really?
19:42Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
19:44Mentor?
19:45I get now!
19:47Oh, you get it, do you?
19:48Keep it down just between us.
19:50Keep what down?
19:50Lady Liliana's an orphan.
19:52She grew up in a small village.
19:53You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
19:56Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
20:00You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
20:04Now get out of my sight.
20:05What a complete waste of my time.
20:09The bumpkin!
20:11That's the one, the bumpkin.
20:13Throw him out.
20:14Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
20:16Go, get the hell out of here, or we'll do it for you.
20:19Going where exactly?
20:24Going where exactly?
20:26Out of the Sanctum, where else?
20:28Out of respect for Commander Elevin, I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
20:34Trust me.
20:35You don't want to be carried.
20:39Carried out, I was invited here.
20:45You mean this scroll you stole?
20:48Stole?
20:48I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
20:51Still lying.
20:52Fine.
20:53I'll let the Mentor's scroll be your judge, you filthy shit.
21:15Mentor?
21:33Is that really you?
22:04That resonance, I knew it!
22:06By the way, that's Mentor!
22:21That's the Oracle Mentor's power!
22:23He's summoning us!
22:24Get my horse!
22:25Now!
22:26I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:27Move!
22:27I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:28I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:28I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:28I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:28I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:28I'm going to the Sanctum!
22:28I'm going to the Sanctum!
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