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Weekenders (2021) Hollywood [Full Movie] [Free Online HD]Full EP - Full
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00:01:08Dad, hey. Harper, honey.
00:01:10You made it there in one piece?
00:01:11Yeah, totally intact.
00:01:13How's it look?
00:01:15It's better than the pictures. All right, come on. Give me a tour.
00:01:18How?
00:01:19Dad, don't even. Hold on. Don't try. Hold on.
00:01:22I got it. I got it.
00:01:24Hey, can you see me?
00:01:26Hey, Dad.
00:01:27Hi, Harper.
00:01:28Uh, give me a sec. I gotta find the key.
00:01:32Great new world.
00:01:33Hmm?
00:01:35When you were a kid, I told you not to talk to strangers.
00:01:37And definitely not to go into their houses.
00:01:41Now you're making a vacation out of both.
00:01:42Okay, it's not a vacation, Dad.
00:01:45It's a trip.
00:01:46Some antics.
00:01:56It's perfect.
00:01:58Think you'll find what you're looking for?
00:01:59Don't make it sound so lofty.
00:02:06Too small. What's it say?
00:02:08Thank you for staying at the forest preserve.
00:02:11We hope it will be an oasis for you, the way it always has been for us.
00:02:14Neil, come on.
00:02:16We're gonna be a mess.
00:02:17Sorry to cut this short, buttercup, but that's my cue.
00:02:20Denise?
00:02:21First week of rumba classes.
00:02:24Don't look so surprised.
00:02:25Listen, I'll try again tomorrow, okay?
00:02:27Alright, don't break a hip.
00:02:29I'll do it my darndest.
00:02:30Bye, Dad.
00:02:55How are you going to do it?
00:03:00We'll salutate as hell.
00:03:03The moment I turned inside you
00:03:05Was the moment I said I'm sorry
00:03:07Cause I knew that I hadn't been honest with you
00:03:12I'm not in a hurry
00:03:14Cause I don't give up on me now, don't worry
00:03:16I just want to be close to you
00:03:21I'll take you anyway
00:03:23Even if you break my heart today
00:03:25Should you become my own?
00:03:30I'll take you anyway
00:03:31And my heart no found to play
00:03:34It's time I let you know
00:03:45Hi
00:03:47Hi
00:03:48Who are you?
00:03:50Who are you?
00:03:51You don't get to do that
00:03:52Do what?
00:03:53You don't get to who are you, me, me, who are you and you
00:03:54You can't just walk in here like you are
00:03:56My parents own this place
00:03:57What?
00:03:59Sorry, you booked this weekend?
00:04:03Shit
00:04:04Sorry, my dad told me he blocked the weekend off for me
00:04:08He's not very tech savvy
00:04:09Listen, I can just
00:04:10I can call him
00:04:10I should have double checked
00:04:11Let me just call him
00:04:14Okay
00:04:19Hey, dad, you said this place wasn't booked this weekend
00:04:22Well, uh, it is
00:04:23And she's here
00:04:24And I'm here
00:04:25And you've got a ticket for the money back
00:04:27Dad, I don't care
00:04:29It's not a good look for me
00:04:30Or for you
00:04:31Or for me
00:04:32Please just do it
00:04:33Thank you
00:04:36He, uh, told me he's gonna reverse the charges
00:04:38Money should be back in your cart on Monday
00:04:39Am I getting kicked out?
00:04:41No, no, uh, place is yours
00:04:44Oh
00:04:45Well, then the refund's really not necessary
00:04:47That's what my dad said too
00:04:49But I spooked him with the prospect of a bad review
00:04:51This place hasn't really been renting, so
00:04:53Well, thank you
00:04:56Thank you for the, uh, restraints
00:04:58By the way, I know the, uh, knife drawer was probably looking pretty tempting a second ago
00:05:02But I assure you, I'm harmless
00:05:03That's exactly what a murderer would say
00:05:05That is a fair point
00:05:06Um
00:05:09I'm James
00:05:11Harper
00:05:13It's a cool name
00:05:14Thanks
00:05:15It was a birthday present
00:05:20Okay
00:05:27Hey, do you
00:05:29Do you want a drink?
00:05:32I mean, you know, if you drink
00:05:34Am I still a suspected murderer?
00:05:36Well, totally
00:05:37But
00:05:38If I have any chance of escaping you
00:05:40Then I'm gonna have to ply you with alcohol
00:05:41At least
00:05:43That's how I survived the last guy, so
00:05:44I don't want to impose
00:05:46It's your house
00:05:47Karen's house
00:05:48Same thing
00:05:48Still
00:05:50Look
00:05:50I took a year of jujitsu
00:05:52When I was eight
00:05:53So I'm pretty sure I can kick your ass if you try anything
00:05:55Plus, my sister and I took one of those, like, women's defense classes
00:05:58Where you learn to kill a guy with, like, a pen or a key or a
00:06:03Oh, shit
00:06:05Oh, shit, shit, shit
00:06:08Come on
00:06:09Come on
00:06:09Come on
00:06:10Come on
00:06:11Oh
00:06:13Yeah, I was, uh, wondering who's this was
00:06:16Thought maybe the cleaning people were still around
00:06:19Nope
00:06:20It's mine
00:06:21I can take you into town if you want
00:06:24Get you some gas
00:06:25No, I mean, it's fine
00:06:26I'll just
00:06:27I have AAA
00:06:27I'll give him a call
00:06:28I'm gonna be way faster
00:06:30Out here
00:06:31If you want
00:06:32You know
00:06:32I mean, you've already refunded this day
00:06:35I can't let you buy me gas
00:06:36Oh, I didn't say I was paying, so
00:06:40Right
00:06:42Uh, yeah, yeah, thanks
00:06:45Okay
00:06:49So why, uh, Plymouth for your getaway adventure or whatever this is
00:06:53Oh, um, I went to Middlebury
00:06:55I haven't been back to Vermont since graduation
00:06:56I had the weekend, so
00:06:58I don't know, I thought I'd just, like
00:07:00Relive the glory days
00:07:01Explore some places I might have missed
00:07:06I don't know, I swung through campus on the way here
00:07:08It's different
00:07:12Do people really do that?
00:07:14Like, come back and go to parties where nobody knows them anymore?
00:07:18Some
00:07:18You?
00:07:19Oh, no, I mean, homecoming, but
00:07:23Where'd you go?
00:07:25Dartmouth
00:07:25And you graduated?
00:07:27Yes
00:07:28My question was actually when?
00:07:30Four years ago
00:07:31Three
00:07:32Well, I guess two
00:07:33Baby face?
00:07:35You just don't look entirely jaded yet
00:08:13Good luck
00:08:14Fuck.
00:08:16Got any CDs?
00:08:18Uh, yeah, there might be a couple in there.
00:08:23What?
00:08:24Oh, shit.
00:08:25Oh, my God. What's the album?
00:08:27It's a mixtape.
00:08:29No shit, really.
00:08:32Really?
00:08:33Sorry, I just haven't seen any of these in the wild lately.
00:08:37Who made it?
00:08:39Uh, I did.
00:08:42Brad.
00:08:44Let's listen.
00:08:44Uh.
00:08:46We all had a Spice Girls face.
00:08:48It is nothing to be ashamed of.
00:08:49It's personal.
00:08:50Your relationship with the Spice Girls.
00:08:52It was for an ex, so.
00:08:55Gotcha.
00:08:59Did she like it?
00:09:03She never got it.
00:09:05There's a story there.
00:09:06Not one for tonight.
00:09:08Come on.
00:09:13She from around here?
00:09:15Sort of.
00:09:16It was a summer thing.
00:09:18I really want to listen to it.
00:09:19Your request has been received and is currently under review.
00:09:22Someone will get back to you in three to five business days.
00:09:24You're the worst.
00:09:25Sounds a popular opinion.
00:09:27Dramatic.
00:09:30Come on, just tell me the good stuff.
00:09:33Like, what's the best date you guys ever went on?
00:09:39You see that house over there?
00:09:41Huh?
00:09:42It's where Coolidge got inaugurated.
00:09:46August 1923, this messenger came through town and started telling everyone that Harding had died.
00:09:50And Coolidge's dad swarmed by candlelight at like three in the morning.
00:09:53Why do you know that?
00:09:55I'm kind of obsessed about the past.
00:09:58History major?
00:09:59Enthusiast.
00:10:00I think it makes for good small talk.
00:10:03Is it working?
00:10:04I mean, you haven't lost my interest yet, so.
00:10:07I just think, like, it's wild something so big could happen somewhere so small.
00:10:12You know?
00:10:16So she's the one who ended it, right?
00:10:19Hmm?
00:10:20Mixtape girl?
00:10:22I mean, that's always how it goes, right?
00:10:25No, not always.
00:10:27I mean, that's a good person, but I mean, like, how many times has a guy been the one to
00:10:30break up with you?
00:10:32I mean, I don't know, but it's happened.
00:10:34Totally, totally, I just...
00:10:38Statistically, I just...
00:10:39Oh, uh, sorry, hold on.
00:10:41Mars?
00:10:44Um...
00:10:44I should, I should...
00:10:45Totally, yeah, yeah, I can...
00:10:47I'll be, yeah.
00:10:53Hey, sorry.
00:10:55Uh, no, I'm there.
00:11:14Oh, that's sweet.
00:11:16Mm-hmm.
00:11:17Think they're still together?
00:11:18Probably not, but...
00:11:21Pessimist.
00:11:22Eh, realist.
00:11:26Everything cool?
00:11:28Hm?
00:11:29Uh, phone call.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:31Uh, yeah.
00:11:33No, yeah, everything's...
00:11:34Why?
00:11:34Why did I sound like I was...
00:11:36No.
00:11:37Just, uh...
00:11:39Checking in.
00:11:52Lay your head down on my shoulder
00:11:56And let my heartbeat keep your time
00:11:59And in the future
00:12:02You'll be old enough
00:12:04To draw more apparent lines
00:12:08Well, tell me what you want
00:12:11Tell me what you need
00:12:12Can I satisfy the hunger in your chest?
00:12:16Thanks.
00:12:18It was fun?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:28Let's get that gas in your car.
00:12:42So, um...
00:12:44Where are you staying tonight?
00:12:46It's not yet, actually.
00:12:48Do you have any friends in town?
00:12:51Not anymore.
00:12:52Probably just bummed out some cheap hotel.
00:12:55What?
00:12:55It sucks.
00:12:57Just a couple nights.
00:12:59Look, I don't want this to be weird or anything,
00:13:02But, um, I mean, the person I was staying with
00:13:04Bailed on me last minute
00:13:05And, I mean, it's a two-bedroom, which
00:13:07Obviously you already know.
00:13:09Um...
00:13:09I wasn't trying to, uh, kill you or anything.
00:13:12No! I know!
00:13:13And that's...
00:13:15That's why I offered.
00:13:20You sure?
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:26Yeah, I mean...
00:13:27Like I said...
00:13:29Jiu-jitsu.
00:13:38Okay, um...
00:13:39So, there's no mirror selfies or photos with fish, which is...
00:13:42That's good.
00:13:43It's a good start.
00:13:43I am immediately regretting this.
00:13:46Too late. Keep staring.
00:13:49Um...
00:13:49Okay, so it's, uh...
00:13:52It's not bad.
00:13:53It's not.
00:13:54It's just that, um...
00:13:57Mm-hmm.
00:13:57Your photos, they, um...
00:13:59I mean, your photos have no personality.
00:14:03Ouch.
00:14:04You asked for my help.
00:14:06Uh, I believe you asked to help me.
00:14:08Um, I'm gonna need a replay on that, because I'm pretty sure you're the one who asked me for my
00:14:12help.
00:14:12I'll be by example.
00:14:14Show me yours.
00:14:15Oh, I...
00:14:16I don't have one.
00:14:18Of course not.
00:14:19Hey, before you question my credentials, I definitely used to.
00:14:22And digitally out of frustration, or because you found what you were looking for.
00:14:25Also, follow-up question.
00:14:26Does he or does he not have an eight pack?
00:14:30We are not talking about me right now.
00:14:32And you need to keep stirring.
00:14:41Uh-uh.
00:14:43Oh my god, it's perfect.
00:14:45I...
00:14:45No, you have to upload this.
00:14:46It's the first photo.
00:14:47Absolutely not.
00:14:48What?
00:14:49Come on, personality!
00:14:51Mm-mm, mm-mm.
00:14:54How's it looking?
00:14:55Uh, you tell me.
00:14:56Here, hold on.
00:14:58Mmm.
00:14:59Yeah, good.
00:15:01Mmm.
00:15:01Yeah?
00:15:02Mmm.
00:15:03It's good.
00:15:03I can go on the sheet.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:06Also, where is your biome?
00:15:08Uh, not worth the time.
00:15:10You kidding?
00:15:11What am I supposed to do?
00:15:12Write the same shit everybody else does?
00:15:14Do the sarcastic subversion thing?
00:15:16That's sad.
00:15:16I mean, I don't know, but you need something.
00:15:18Is this who?
00:15:19Um, your empty inbox.
00:15:21Ouch, again.
00:15:23Look, just let me write something for you.
00:15:27I just don't like it stupid.
00:15:29Well, that's the spirit.
00:15:31Come on, this is supposed to be fun.
00:15:32Was it fun for you?
00:15:34Um, I mean, yeah.
00:15:36I just, like, went on when I was bored.
00:15:38It's sort of like a game.
00:15:39Oh, yeah, that's, like, part of the problem.
00:15:40My therapist says that...
00:15:42Sorry, is that weird?
00:15:43Therapy?
00:15:44No, therapy's cool.
00:15:45Cool.
00:15:46Yeah, she says that it's important to be intentional about this stuff, which, like, I agree with,
00:15:50but it's hard when it feels like my only options are frivolous or forever, you know?
00:15:54I mean...
00:15:55Okay, so what are you looking for?
00:15:57Something in between?
00:15:59And then everybody?
00:16:01Yes, I guess, but it does not always feel that way.
00:16:04Okay, but that frustration's not, like, exclusive to guys.
00:16:07No, it's not.
00:16:08I just, you know, my...
00:16:09It's just different.
00:16:10Like, I've been in the inboxes for some of my female friends.
00:16:13Like, they've let me look in some of the inboxes, and it's, um...
00:16:17Different.
00:16:18Just, like, volume-wise, the total number of...
00:16:20Unsolicited dick pics?
00:16:23That's a thing?
00:16:25Yeah.
00:16:26You want me to show you?
00:16:27You saved them.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:29Oh, I mean, I've screenshotted a few.
00:16:30Only the winners, though.
00:16:31The winners?
00:16:31I don't know.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:34Um...
00:16:34Sorry, that's really shitty.
00:16:36Don't apologize for something you didn't do.
00:16:37I'm just saying.
00:16:38I mean, performative nice kind is about as pervasive as the dick pics.
00:16:41It's not what I'm doing.
00:16:42I'm not doing you.
00:16:43Unless you, you know, blindsided some poor, helpless female with your...
00:16:48Unsolicited.
00:16:49No, I, uh, you know, has not blindsided any helpless female.
00:16:53I know.
00:16:54I'm just busting your balls.
00:16:59Um...
00:16:59Let's get these in the oven, yeah?
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:09Broken femur from a skiing accident is definitely a lie.
00:17:11That's way too specific.
00:17:15Oh, look at my face.
00:17:16You're not getting anything out of me.
00:17:20Fine.
00:17:21Been in love twice.
00:17:22Final answer.
00:17:22Lie.
00:17:24You're wrong.
00:17:26Damn it.
00:17:27What was it?
00:17:28A skiing accident.
00:17:29It was my wrist, not my femur.
00:17:31And I was seven, not eight.
00:17:32That's cheating.
00:17:32How is it cheating?
00:17:33You know exactly how it's cheating.
00:17:35I lied, didn't I?
00:17:35The half lie is very manipulative.
00:17:37That is why I'm undefeated.
00:17:43Twice, huh?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:47I think so.
00:17:49I mean, now I'm curious, but...
00:17:52If you must know.
00:17:57Um...
00:17:58Okay, so first time was in kindergarten.
00:18:01Uh...
00:18:02Recess.
00:18:03It was Halloween, just after the costume parade.
00:18:06And he was an astronaut.
00:18:07I was a pumpkin.
00:18:08Oh my God.
00:18:10I mean, he was crazy decked out.
00:18:11Like, this wasn't the party city shit, okay?
00:18:13This was the real deal.
00:18:14Like, his aunt must have worked for NASA or something.
00:18:16And I'm in this puffy orange thing that my mom made me.
00:18:20And I'm sitting on the swings alone.
00:18:22And he comes over to me from whatever game he's playing.
00:18:25He stares me dead in the eyes.
00:18:27And says...
00:18:30I wish I looked as cool as you.
00:18:34He just walks away.
00:18:36Total badass.
00:18:37Like, he just had to tell me that before he could keep playing.
00:18:41And that was it.
00:18:43Yeah, that was it.
00:18:45T.J. Billis.
00:18:49Hush.
00:18:49Much love?
00:18:51Hm, it sure felt like it.
00:18:54You were five.
00:18:56And?
00:18:59And?
00:19:02Number two.
00:19:07That, my friend is classified.
00:19:11Oh, come on.
00:19:11No, I don't answer.
00:19:14Fine.
00:19:15Fine.
00:19:18And you?
00:19:20Hmm?
00:19:23No.
00:19:28Oh, um, sorry, I should go...
00:19:32Yeah, totally.
00:19:33Do you need help cleaning up, or...?
00:19:35That's good.
00:19:36I got it.
00:19:37That's, like, four cans.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:39I'll take this one.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:42Um, see you in the morning?
00:19:45Mm-hmm.
00:20:06This is Blake.
00:20:07What's going on?
00:20:08Hey, um, it's me.
00:20:10I saw your message, and I just, like, thought I'd give you a call, um, to say goodnight,
00:20:16or whatever, uh, but no pressure.
00:20:19Um, just, we'll talk when we talk.
00:20:24Um, yeah.
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:28Anyway.
00:20:30I hope you have a good night.
00:20:33Bye.
00:20:37Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:21:02uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:21:03uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:21:03uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:21:03uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:21:03uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:21:41Oh, my God. Hi.
00:21:43What's up?
00:21:44I thought you were working.
00:21:45I took the day off.
00:21:46I thought I'd surprise you.
00:21:47Wow, this is really unexpected.
00:21:49Well, you made such a big thing about it, I figured...
00:21:51No, I know, I know.
00:21:52I just didn't think that you'd actually be able to come, so...
00:21:54Can I come in?
00:22:02Morning.
00:22:03Morning.
00:22:04Hi.
00:22:05I'm James.
00:22:07Blake.
00:22:08Who are you?
00:22:09Who is this?
00:22:10James' family owns the place, and there was a scheduling mix-up.
00:22:13He came up yesterday from...
00:22:15Boston.
00:22:16Boston.
00:22:17Boston.
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19Long story short, he's super chill, so I thought that it made more sense for him to take the downstairs
00:22:24bedroom than, like, blow money on a hotel, you know?
00:22:27Totally.
00:22:34Do you guys want breakfast, or...?
00:22:38Look, it's just kind of weird.
00:22:39I know, but...
00:22:40Come on, what was I supposed to do?
00:22:42Send his ass to the Marriott?
00:22:44Look, I didn't even know that you were coming.
00:22:47I...
00:22:47Exactly.
00:22:48So what do you think it was like walking in today?
00:22:49No, I know, but I told you nothing happened.
00:22:51I know what you said, but most guys...
00:22:53What, would have thought that I sucked his dick?
00:22:55Don't be gross.
00:22:57Look, I just...
00:22:58I don't see how it's any different than if I just rented a room instead of the whole house.
00:23:01If you don't see the difference between...
00:23:03I didn't do anything wrong!
00:23:04Harper.
00:23:04I didn't come here to fight.
00:23:06I'm not...
00:23:07I'm not fighting.
00:23:08I...
00:23:09I'm not fighting.
00:23:10I woke up the ass crack of dawn, just so I could be traffic.
00:23:12I know.
00:23:13To hang out with you.
00:23:14And I'm sorry.
00:23:16I'm really happy to see you.
00:23:20I'm really happy that you're here.
00:23:29Blueberry or banana?
00:23:33Wow.
00:23:34That's a toughie.
00:23:35Harper?
00:23:38Um, blueberry's cool.
00:23:42There's a maple tree a few yards that way.
00:23:45A spigot on it if you guys want the fresh stuff.
00:23:54Well, I never say no to fresh sap.
00:23:58I'm pretty sure that's not even how maple syrup works.
00:24:12It's really good, James.
00:24:14Thanks.
00:24:16Now, do you always come with the place or do we just get lucky?
00:24:18Blake.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19No.
00:24:20This is some serious bed and breakfast shit.
00:24:22I'm into it.
00:24:23Because Fortune smiled.
00:24:25You sure the whole scheduling mishap wasn't just a fun way to say hi?
00:24:28Look, if it was, they'd be losing a lot of money.
00:24:30James, your friend of the whole state.
00:24:31No questions asked.
00:24:34Good.
00:24:35What are, um, what are you guys doing today?
00:24:38We are going on a run.
00:24:39We're training for a half.
00:24:41Yeah, I used to run and coffee.
00:24:42And I rented a boat for the afternoon.
00:24:44A boat?
00:24:45Sounds fun.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Um, you know, if you're looking for some good trails, there's some great ones over at Coolidge
00:24:52Homestead.
00:24:52It's the place where...
00:24:53Oh, yeah.
00:24:53The one that you told me about yesterday after you came back with a guess.
00:24:57The guess?
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:58Yeah, my car crept out right when I got here.
00:25:00So, um, James played handyman while I got settled.
00:25:03It was really nice.
00:25:05How chivalrous.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:07Um, you know, if you guys want to bop, totally go for it.
00:25:13I'm going to be around for a little.
00:25:14If you need anything, Harper, you have the...
00:25:16Maybe you'll, um, come on the boat with us later.
00:25:18If there's room?
00:25:19Yeah, totally.
00:25:20Possibly.
00:25:21Uh, I might be meeting up with somebody.
00:25:22Cool.
00:25:23I thought you said everybody you know is out of town.
00:25:25They are.
00:25:27Um, my friend just took this new photo of me.
00:25:30I'm going to try uploading to Tinder because they say the algorithm is based on when you're
00:25:34out of town.
00:25:34It's really stupid.
00:25:35Not stupid at all.
00:25:37Appreciate the hustle, brother.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:39Yeah, it's, uh, it's challenging.
00:25:58Um, so I think it's right down here?
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:02It's like the one way to go.
00:26:04You want to do what, at eight today?
00:26:07Okay.
00:26:08Ready?
00:26:09All right.
00:26:10Let's go.
00:26:10All service.
00:26:23I know it's going to break me if I ain't been broken in.
00:26:28So what can I do?
00:26:31It happened again.
00:26:34And I know when it takes me.
00:26:36I know it's gonna break me if I ain't been broken in
00:26:40So break me in
00:26:43Break me in
00:26:46And I don't know who I'm gonna be
00:26:49If I don't go home with you
00:26:52There's nothing to say
00:26:55Oh, nothing to do
00:26:58And I know where it takes me
00:27:01I know it's gonna break me if I ain't been broken in
00:27:04So what can I do?
00:27:07It's there
00:27:10Hey
00:27:13Hey
00:27:15Yeah, yeah, we have like no service
00:27:19Yeah, I'll be in tomorrow
00:27:22We're all set for Friday
00:27:25I told you, it's not an issue
00:27:27Okay
00:27:38Okay, yeah, we have a little bit of a deal
00:27:43Okay, let's see
00:27:50Okay, let's see
00:27:51Okay, let's see
00:27:53Okay, let's see
00:27:55Okay, let's see
00:27:56Okay, let's see
00:28:12Harper, let's go, come on.
00:28:26Yeah, I've been up here since May doing the summer stocking last time.
00:28:29We just closed our last show.
00:28:30My mom was a dancer, so...
00:28:32Oh my God, that is so cute.
00:28:35Did she, like, teach you how to tap dance or something?
00:28:37She definitely tried, but my sister definitely got most of that.
00:28:41I think she, like, turned to it warm.
00:28:42You're so cute.
00:28:44Is she, like, is she in the business too?
00:28:46Oh, no, she's in med school.
00:28:48Oh, God bless.
00:28:49Four years of Plaza residency, no thanks, not for me.
00:28:53I just graduated BOCO, and I'm, like, ready to go, you know?
00:28:57I mean, a long gig right out of school.
00:28:59That's, like, really good, right?
00:29:00Yes, so blessed to have this contract, so grateful.
00:29:03But at the same time, I'm also so ready to be back in the city.
00:29:07Four weeks with the same people are going to make it crazy.
00:29:09I mean, I can imagine.
00:29:13So, um, your profile says you're just here for the weekend?
00:29:18Yeah, a quick trip in and out, yeah.
00:29:21Yeah, totally.
00:29:30Hey, there's, like, no pressure.
00:29:35I don't even feel like you have to, like, do anything or...
00:29:37I think I'm late all summer.
00:29:38Twelve gays, two straight guys, and 19 horny chorus girls.
00:29:41Do the math.
00:29:46Damn, dude, must have been a good pick.
00:29:49Oh, um, hi, I'm Allison.
00:29:52Blake.
00:29:53Harper.
00:29:54Sorry, um, I neglected to mention this is an Airbnb.
00:29:56I mean, it's my house, but...
00:29:57Parents' house.
00:29:57Right, parents' house.
00:29:59Sorry, uh, this is, uh, a scheduling mix-up.
00:30:02We're all staying here now.
00:30:03I'm sorry if that's weird.
00:30:04Do you know how many housemates I had this summer?
00:30:06It's nothing.
00:30:06I was doing summer stock in Weston.
00:30:09Oh, damn, sign me up.
00:30:11Are you a union?
00:30:12I have no idea.
00:30:14Auditions are always cutthroat, but you have a real leading man vibe to you,
00:30:18so you definitely get through the initial type out.
00:30:20I thought you guys were renting a boat.
00:30:21Oh, we love boats.
00:30:22Me too.
00:30:22Me too.
00:30:23Yeah, boats are cool.
00:30:24Sorry, I just didn't realize you guys were going to be back so soon.
00:30:26I wanted to change.
00:30:27Oh, and James, don't forget, that offer I made at breakfast still stands.
00:30:32What offer?
00:30:33Join us on the boat, my man.
00:30:35We've got an eight-person bow rider.
00:30:37Plenty of room.
00:30:37That sounds so fun.
00:30:39So fun.
00:30:40Come on, what do you say, Jimmy?
00:30:42About a little maritime adventure.
00:30:44I didn't know that was your nickname.
00:30:45It's not.
00:30:47My neon sign says open.
00:30:49Who's looking me over?
00:30:51Looking me over.
00:30:53This thing goes to 45.
00:30:55Yeah, it's a supercharged engine.
00:30:56Last week, I pushed her up to 48.
00:30:59Awesome.
00:31:00You know, if you want later, I'll be happy to let you drive.
00:31:02I don't know.
00:31:03My crash isn't to something.
00:31:04Nah, it's not that hard.
00:31:06He is such a boy.
00:31:07Yeah, yeah, mopeds, ATVs, dirt bikes, it's kind of his thing.
00:31:12Lucky you.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14Yeah, he's something.
00:31:16Do you ride, James?
00:31:18I had an electric scooter when I was a kid.
00:31:22You know, being out here on the water really reminds me of my production, if anything goes.
00:31:26I played Hope Hardcore.
00:31:27Hey, Blake.
00:31:28What?
00:31:29Can you give me a beer?
00:31:31You want?
00:31:32Nah, I'm good, thanks.
00:31:33Those days are kind of long gone for me, and I think I'm going to keep my boating license.
00:31:36But, you know, you guys have a good time this afternoon.
00:31:39Oh, we will.
00:31:42All right.
00:31:46All right.
00:31:47What should we toast to?
00:31:50To life.
00:31:52To life.
00:31:54James, I got to tell you, you found a good one here.
00:31:57To life.
00:32:01You know what?
00:32:02I'm going to go for a swim.
00:32:04James, hold my beer.
00:32:11Harper, come on.
00:32:12Let's go.
00:32:12Oh, I didn't bring my suit.
00:32:16Harper, we're on a boat.
00:32:18Why don't you bring your bathing suit?
00:32:20I didn't bring mine either, so.
00:32:22James, we're on a boat.
00:32:24Why don't you bring your bathing suit?
00:32:26I'll swim.
00:32:28Did you remember to bring your bathing suit?
00:32:30No, but I don't care.
00:32:33Um, Harper?
00:32:36Yeah, sorry, I do care.
00:32:40James?
00:32:41Yeah, no, sorry, I'm way too drunk, so.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44Treat yourself.
00:32:47Be safe, like always.
00:32:50You ready?
00:32:51So ready.
00:32:54You're cool with getting everything wet, right?
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:58All right, so on three.
00:33:00We're going to jump in.
00:33:01Okay, wait, on three or on go, or?
00:33:03On three.
00:33:04I'm going to count to three, and then we're going to jump in.
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Three.
00:33:07Okay.
00:33:08One, two.
00:33:09Two.
00:33:10Three.
00:33:19I'm going to scare him.
00:33:23Come here.
00:33:25I got you.
00:33:27I got you.
00:33:29You feel that?
00:33:31What was that?
00:33:40That wasn't me.
00:33:42That was not me.
00:33:43You're so annoying.
00:33:59It's a life.
00:34:04It appears your master plan worked.
00:34:08Yeah, a little too well, apparently.
00:34:10What did you put in my bio?
00:34:12Here for a good time, not a long time.
00:34:14Catch me, Vicky.
00:34:15Subjectively terrible.
00:34:17Clearly not.
00:34:18What does that even mean?
00:34:19Well, it's the beauty of it, right?
00:34:20It's the ambiguity.
00:34:21Is it music lyrics, a movie reference, a thinly veiled way of saying that your time in town
00:34:27is limited, and you're looking to copulate and make it count.
00:34:30Option C is definitely the inference that she made for that one.
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:37Sorry.
00:34:37It's my dad.
00:34:41Dad.
00:34:42Hey.
00:34:43Harper.
00:34:43How are you, sweetie?
00:34:46Pretty good.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48Where are you?
00:34:49Looks beautiful.
00:34:50Oh.
00:34:51Um.
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:52It's, uh, it's Lake Echo.
00:34:53Um.
00:34:54Let me give you the full view.
00:34:55So, um.
00:34:56Over there is where the house is.
00:34:58Um.
00:35:00And then the sunset is going to be back over this way.
00:35:02Who's that?
00:35:04Oh.
00:35:04Um.
00:35:05Hi.
00:35:06I'm Neil.
00:35:07Harper's dad.
00:35:07That's not him, Dad.
00:35:08Sweetie, I thought you said he wasn't coming.
00:35:10Yeah.
00:35:10Yeah.
00:35:10It's not him, and he can hear you.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:15Who's he, then?
00:35:17He's just a friend.
00:35:18It's good to meet you anyway, sir.
00:35:20Likewise.
00:35:21Um.
00:35:22When do I get to meet this guy, Harper?
00:35:24I don't know.
00:35:24When it feels like something.
00:35:26Well, it's been six months.
00:35:28Yeah, and very inconsistent.
00:35:30Listen, Dad, I really, I can't talk about this right now.
00:35:32Okay?
00:35:33Fine.
00:35:34Sorry to press.
00:35:35It's fine.
00:35:36Just.
00:35:37Look, I know when I love you for it, but I gotta go.
00:35:40Enjoy the water.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:42Love you.
00:35:43Hi, Dad.
00:35:48He seems cool.
00:35:50He is.
00:35:56So you and Blake, uh.
00:36:01Sorry if I'm getting in the way of the weekend or whatever this is supposed to be.
00:36:04I'm not trying to be in bed.
00:36:06Fine.
00:36:06He.
00:36:06Sorry.
00:36:08He seems to enjoy the company.
00:36:10I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:13I'm running towards you.
00:36:17I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:21Well, I see you here.
00:36:24I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:28I'm running towards you.
00:36:32I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:35Well, I see you here.
00:36:38I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:42I'm running towards you.
00:36:46I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:49Well, I see you here.
00:36:56Well, I see you here.
00:37:00Oh, my God.
00:37:03You're never going to let me down.
00:37:06You're never going to let me down.
00:37:14Oh, my God.
00:37:17You're never going to let me down.
00:37:20You're never going to let me down.
00:37:26Well, you made me here.
00:37:31I'm never going to let me down.
00:37:33I'm never going to let me down.
00:37:35I'm never going to let me down.
00:38:03Oh, um, you don't have to do that.
00:38:06Just in case the guys come out.
00:38:08Oh, not like he's not going to see it later anyway.
00:38:12James, I mean.
00:38:18What?
00:38:20It's just funny.
00:38:21It's funny.
00:38:23Me, you, this porch, Vermont, like, what?
00:38:27Totally.
00:38:28It's like, fate.
00:38:32Yeah, or like, completely random, right?
00:38:34I mean, what, I didn't even know who you were six hours ago,
00:38:37and now a couple of algorithms on some apps just made it happen.
00:38:41But, I mean, after tomorrow,
00:38:43it's not like we're ever going to see each other again
00:38:45or remember each other's names or let this ever even happen, so.
00:38:48Don't say that.
00:38:51What's your Instagram?
00:38:57She's hot, man.
00:38:59Hmm?
00:39:00Tinder chick?
00:39:00Allie?
00:39:01Solid seven.
00:39:02We're just hanging out.
00:39:04That's the way to be.
00:39:05Can't take them too serious.
00:39:09I thought you were kind of a simp this morning,
00:39:11but you're actually pretty chill.
00:39:16Listen, I'm going to help you out.
00:39:18How?
00:39:19I'm going to wingman for you.
00:39:21Get her juices flowing.
00:39:22Hang tight.
00:39:32Ladies, want to play a game?
00:39:34What kind of game?
00:39:36Come in.
00:39:37I'll show you.
00:39:50This is paranoia.
00:39:56One by one, we'll go around in a circle.
00:39:59When it's your turn, you'll pick someone and ask them a who question.
00:40:03A who question?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:07Like, who here lost virginity last?
00:40:11Or who do you think is into butt stuff?
00:40:13Seriously?
00:40:14It's an example.
00:40:15I got it.
00:40:16Good.
00:40:17And then the person will answer.
00:40:19But no one else will know what was asked.
00:40:23So if you want to find out, you have to take a shot.
00:40:31Who wants to go first?
00:40:43Me it is.
00:40:45Yeeny.
00:40:47Meeny.
00:40:49Miney.
00:40:54Moe.
00:41:07Come on.
00:41:10That's a tough one.
00:41:13Well, there's only four of us to choose from.
00:41:16Can I pick myself?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:19If you think that's the answer.
00:41:22Then, uh, yeah, me.
00:41:27That's hot.
00:41:34All right.
00:41:35Your turn.
00:41:40Gee.
00:42:02Blake.
00:42:10You know what I know?
00:42:12I already know who he thinks has the biggest dick, so...
00:42:21Does that mean it's my turn?
00:42:43Interesting.
00:42:46Allison.
00:42:49Definitely.
00:42:52Oh, damn it.
00:43:04Tell me.
00:43:10I asked who you think is most likely to cheat on someone.
00:43:14Okay, he was sophomore year and he was really boring.
00:43:16Hey, no judgment here. We're all people.
00:43:19Yeah, I mean, anything goes, right?
00:43:25The musical you were in, I was referencing...
00:43:28Oh.
00:43:31All right.
00:43:32Allison, you're up again.
00:43:34No, let Harper go. She hasn't had a turn yet.
00:43:36Oh, no, I'm good.
00:43:38No, she's right.
00:43:40Harper, come on.
00:43:41Ask a question.
00:43:45Okay.
00:44:08You, Harper.
00:44:24Well...
00:44:25...
00:44:26...
00:44:42She asked who do I think...
00:44:43I asked who do you think is hiding something.
00:44:55Time for round two.
00:44:58Which means two shots.
00:45:00And we're moving on to yes or no questions.
00:45:24You would?
00:45:27Yeah.
00:45:29I would.
00:45:42Let's hear it.
00:45:45Ask her if she would give up sex for a year to be on Broadway.
00:45:48It's my dream.
00:45:51Honestly, Harper, I don't know what you're so paranoid about.
00:45:58It's my turn.
00:46:03Oh, two in a row.
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:11I do.
00:46:17Oh, come on, James.
00:46:18You gotta ask her about that one.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:24I'll do it.
00:46:32One.
00:46:37Two.
00:46:39She asked me if I thought James was gonna sleep with me tonight.
00:46:42Hoo hoo.
00:46:43Making friends real quick around here.
00:46:48You drank.
00:46:49It's your turn.
00:47:00What?
00:47:02Do you need me to repeat the question?
00:47:03Why would you ask me that?
00:47:05It's paranoia, James.
00:47:07Answer.
00:47:08Haven't thought about it.
00:47:09So think about it.
00:47:10That's my answer.
00:47:10Eh, that's not an answer.
00:47:11My answer is I don't have an answer.
00:47:21Aggressive.
00:47:21That's like four shots in two minutes.
00:47:23I'm fine.
00:47:23She's fine.
00:47:24What do you ask?
00:47:26It doesn't matter.
00:47:27I asked when we thought it was hotter, you or Allison.
00:47:29What?
00:47:29It's not even a yes or no question.
00:47:31Oops.
00:47:32Why did you have to think about it?
00:47:33No offense.
00:47:34Why are we doing this?
00:47:35Because it's fun.
00:47:36Aren't you having fun, James?
00:47:37I'm having fun.
00:47:38See, she's having fun.
00:47:39Can I ask a question?
00:47:40Technically, it's Harper's turn.
00:47:43No.
00:47:44It's okay, James.
00:47:45Go ahead.
00:47:45Ask your question.
00:47:46So you're forgoing your turn?
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49I'm forgoing my turn.
00:47:50Another wasted opportunity.
00:47:52But hey.
00:47:52What the fuck does that mean?
00:47:53Relax.
00:47:54You're embarrassed.
00:47:54Relax.
00:47:55Stop.
00:47:57James, it's your turn, bud.
00:47:58Oh, my God.
00:48:02Yes.
00:48:32You know, I don't know if you want to know.
00:48:35My impending hangover would suggest otherwise.
00:48:42He asked if I was tired of this game.
00:48:50I don't think that's what he asked you.
00:48:53Well, it is.
00:48:54And I am.
00:49:02James.
00:49:10Yeah, I guess paranoia is not a misnomer.
00:49:23You still tired?
00:49:38I'm soaring through the sky.
00:49:42So weightless in the night.
00:49:45The breath of life is filled my soul.
00:49:52Oh, far beyond this world.
00:49:57Oh, it's forming this hole.
00:49:59So you're the best from you.
00:50:01My heart will never beat.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:08Oh.
00:50:08Oh.
00:50:08Oh.
00:50:08Oh.
00:50:08Oh.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:12Oh.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:20Oh.
00:50:21I'm running towards the atmosphere
00:50:30Will I see you here?
00:50:34I'm running towards the atmosphere
00:50:37I'm running towards you
00:50:40I'm running towards the atmosphere
00:50:44Will I see you here?
00:50:47I'm running towards the atmosphere
00:50:54I'm running towards the atmosphere
00:50:59Will you meet me here?
00:51:24I'm running towards the atmosphere
00:51:26Morning
00:51:27Good night
00:51:29Yeah
00:51:30You?
00:51:32Yeah
00:51:55See you in the city?
00:51:56Mm-hmm
00:51:58By the way, cookies are overdone
00:52:04Thank you so much
00:52:06I had so much fun
00:52:07You're so welcome
00:52:09And remember, I'm at AlleyCat88 underscore
00:52:12Yeah, did you see James this morning?
00:52:15Oh, he wasn't here when I woke up
00:52:16Oh
00:52:19He's lost, right?
00:52:21Totally
00:52:23Shuttle's leaving
00:52:24Coming
00:52:25I thought you were taking an Uber
00:52:26Oh, he said he was passing the station
00:52:28Summer stock doesn't really pay, so
00:52:31Shuttle's
00:52:39Get down
00:52:41Fuck
00:53:00It's
00:53:02To the to the
00:53:09Oh, my God.
00:53:45What's the itinerary?
00:53:48Yeah, it's a subject to change.
00:53:51I just figured I'd leave a road map in my whereabouts in case you got bored.
00:53:54Oh, you know, you could just leave your number like a normal person.
00:53:57Yeah, it kind of got in my head when I'm hoping someone's going to text me back.
00:54:00So you slipped out early?
00:54:05Just quietly.
00:54:08Blake leave?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah, about a half hour ago.
00:54:15Allison said he left without saying goodbye.
00:54:18Yeah, we're now in the latter stages of the texting, chilling and ghosting cycle.
00:54:24I know it well.
00:54:27Victim or perpetrator?
00:54:29Totally right on.
00:54:30Love it.
00:54:31Shut up.
00:54:32What?
00:54:33You literally just said you did the same thing.
00:54:35I did not literally say that.
00:54:35I did not figuratively say it.
00:54:36No, I did not.
00:54:37If I did, it would be totally irrelevant.
00:54:38Because we're not talking about me.
00:54:40We're not talking about me.
00:54:41We're talking about you.
00:54:41You're so...
00:54:42Hmm?
00:54:44So...
00:54:48What?
00:54:59I want to know more things about you.
00:55:05That'd be cool.
00:55:15I used to think being in my 20s would feel so adult put together, you know?
00:55:19But really, you just realize more and more how little you know about life.
00:55:24It's inherently upsetting.
00:55:28And what's worse is, you know, there are people who pretend like that's not how it is.
00:55:31Like, the girl who cheated off my little sister in pre-calc is bragging about baby number two in her
00:55:36forever home on Facebook.
00:55:37Like, give me a break.
00:55:40Sorry, you're still on Facebook.
00:55:41Shut up.
00:55:45Oh, wow.
00:55:47I miss this.
00:55:54What do you do with all those?
00:55:57Um, I used to print them out and put them in albums, but, uh, I don't know I haven't shot
00:56:02for myself in a while, so.
00:56:04Why?
00:56:07I'm not sure if I love it anymore.
00:56:11Something change?
00:56:12Uh, yeah.
00:56:13Turned into work.
00:56:15Like, professionally?
00:56:17Yeah, yeah, I shoot weddings, so.
00:56:20That's cool.
00:56:22It used to be.
00:56:24I mean, it's got to be better than my 9 to 5, right?
00:56:30It's a template.
00:56:32It's the same eight poses in the same three positions twice a week every week, so.
00:56:36You may have spoken too soon about you not being jaded.
00:56:40I don't know.
00:56:41I'd say numb.
00:56:44I stand in a corner capturing identical memories over and over and over again.
00:56:48The only thing that changes is the flower arrangement.
00:56:52Could do something else.
00:56:55It's too late for me, James.
00:57:02I don't know, I had a professor tell me once that, um, she didn't teach because she loved it.
00:57:06She taught because she's good at it and tenured.
00:57:10So.
00:57:10That's rough.
00:57:13Yeah, I don't know.
00:57:14Um.
00:57:16It used to not make sense to me, but now.
00:57:26What about Blake?
00:57:28Hmm?
00:57:31You said you've been in love twice.
00:57:32Just, uh, is he the second one?
00:57:37I don't see what this has to do with.
00:57:38Is he love or is he tenure was the, uh, intended question.
00:57:44It's both, neither, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
00:57:52Sorry, I'm not trying to, uh, put you on the spot or anything.
00:57:55I mean, you kind of are.
00:57:56I, I, just wondering, you don't have to answer, so.
00:58:08I guess it's not a bad thing.
00:58:38I guess it's not a bad thing.
00:58:42Walking toward the dead road
00:58:45On a place in a foreign world
00:58:50Tad away isn't broken like a starlet
00:58:55I am drunk but I'm made for work
00:59:00I was made to fall in love with you
00:59:11I was made to fall in love with you
00:59:17Welcome, enjoy it
00:59:18Thank you
00:59:21Are you all set?
00:59:23Yeah, it's lovely
00:59:24Wait for me
00:59:25Do you want ice cream?
00:59:29Uh, yeah
00:59:30I think it's really good
00:59:32Oh, yeah
00:59:32And everything I want to give you
00:59:36Has been broken on your face
00:59:42I was made to fall in love with you
00:59:51Okay, rotate it a bit
00:59:53Okay
00:59:54No, sorry, towards me?
00:59:56Towards you, stupid
00:59:57Yes, no, that's perfect
00:59:59So I don't think it's gonna work
01:00:00Look, I really think it's gonna help
01:00:02And I'm not charging
01:00:03So what's the harm?
01:00:04Not really fibergenic
01:00:05You know
01:00:05Yeah, the one I took on Friday worked just fine
01:00:08Okay, thank you for that
01:00:09Okay
01:00:10Oh, little Faith
01:00:12You still want to eat this stuff?
01:00:14Uh, yeah
01:00:14We're not wasting perfectly good bread
01:00:16Okay
01:00:17Alright
01:00:18Now one together
01:00:21Like me and you?
01:00:22Yeah
01:00:23How?
01:00:24I have the timer
01:00:26What do we do?
01:00:28Alright
01:00:29Oh, eight seconds, eight seconds
01:00:30Hurry
01:00:30Uh, feed me, James
01:00:32Baguette?
01:00:32Mmm, grape
01:00:34Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
01:00:35We have like three seconds
01:00:35Go, go, go
01:00:36Eat it
01:00:38That's so stupid
01:00:39I'm gonna do
01:00:42No, it's perfect
01:00:43It's perfect?
01:00:44Mm-hmm
01:00:44Why did we do that?
01:00:46It brings it all to life
01:00:47Otherwise, you're just a lonely boy cutting a baguette
01:00:49Wow, I feel seen
01:00:53Look, we want people to sense the potential of this place, right? The romance
01:00:57People's imaginations are way more scented than you'd think
01:00:59I don't think I've ever seen editorial photos for an Airbnb before
01:01:03Oh, well, you can be the first
01:01:05If the photos we have are so uninspired, why do you book?
01:01:09I don't know
01:01:10First impressions aren't really a deal breaker for me
01:01:14But, I'm weird like that
01:01:21That one's just for me
01:01:24When I was a kid, and I got a crush on somebody, it was like, all-consuming
01:01:29I remember this one summer at camp, I found out she liked me too
01:01:32And it was like, I was paralyzed, like, instantaneously nauseous
01:01:37Wait, why?
01:01:39Uh, I just hadn't thought about what happened next, like, what I had to do now
01:01:46It's kind of adorable
01:01:49And that's just how it is, right?
01:01:51Even now, people start questioning everything when shit gets real
01:01:56I don't know, I mean, statistically speaking, it's way safer to date people that you don't actually want in your
01:02:04life forever
01:02:07You're gonna have to break that one down for me
01:02:16Sorry, I thought I had a full battery
01:02:17You just plug it in, there's an outlet over there
01:02:19Yeah, it doesn't play when it's plugged in, so
01:02:21It's okay, I'll just do it off the phone
01:02:24Uh, hold on a sec
01:02:27One sec
01:02:50All right, screw it
01:02:52Hmm, is that?
01:02:54Yeah
01:02:55Are those?
01:02:56You're blind
01:02:58You wanna do this?
01:02:59Yeah
01:03:00You sure?
01:03:02Almost
01:03:03Well, you don't have to
01:03:04We're just gonna listen to the B-side
01:03:18Okay, um, next one is, share what you see as positive characteristics of your partner, alternate three for each
01:03:27I think that you are very good at diffusing awkward situations
01:03:31I thought it was my turn to go first
01:03:33Yeah, just a little
01:03:34Must have been thinking about it already
01:03:36I mean, you've been doing a fair amount of it this weekend, so
01:03:41All right, your turn, tell me how awesome I am
01:03:47Um, I think that you are genuinely kind
01:03:54What's better than mine?
01:03:57You just have a nice eyes and good taste in late 2007 music
01:04:00I thought we were supposed to alternate
01:04:01Just slipped out
01:04:02Hmm
01:04:05Okay, my turn?
01:04:06Hmm?
01:04:08I like that you have a good relationship with your dad
01:04:10That's boring
01:04:12Okay, nice eyes, nice nose, nice nose
01:04:14It's too late
01:04:15Okay
01:04:17Um
01:04:17That's the third
01:04:23I think you're a good liar
01:04:30What?
01:04:32Last night
01:04:33Where you said to Blake
01:04:34The end of Paranoia
01:04:38I didn't lie
01:04:43I didn't
01:04:47You told him I asked if you were tired of the game
01:04:53Yeah, you did
01:05:00I asked if you wanted to sit on the porch with me instead
01:05:05It's the same thing
01:05:15James
01:05:16Forgot it
01:05:16No, what?
01:05:17That's my mistake
01:05:18No, just tell me, I don't understand what's happening
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:23It's not the same thing
01:05:28Not last night, not like that
01:05:35I don't know what you want me to say
01:05:37I don't know what you want me to say
01:05:37I don't have to say anything
01:05:39I know I don't have to say anything, but I don't know what you want me to say
01:05:49What? Just tell me
01:05:50No
01:05:50What? Why?
01:05:51Because we both know how the conversation's gonna go
01:05:52No, we don't
01:05:53Yes, we do
01:05:54No, we don't
01:05:54Yes, I'd rather just stay like this, okay?
01:05:56Like what?
01:05:56Just spend it in the Navy
01:06:05Shit
01:06:20I like you too, you know
01:06:22You're just another touch to be
01:06:25You don't have to say that
01:06:26I don't have to say that
01:06:29I don't have to say that
01:06:29It's like I didn't have to let you stay
01:06:37I don't get crushes on people anymore
01:06:44Me either
01:06:45Me either
01:06:51I kind of miss it
01:06:52Me too
01:07:02It's that I'm your dad
01:07:03It doesn't matter
01:07:05It doesn't matter
01:07:10No
01:07:22It doesn't matter
01:07:25We all are
01:07:29They didn't have to be
01:07:33Especially the coach
01:07:35For far too long
01:07:39I could leave this place, but I won't
01:07:45I could call your name, but I won't
01:07:51I could leave this place, but I don't
01:07:56I could call your name, but I don't
01:08:01Cause you're gone
01:08:30I don't know
01:08:50I don't know
01:08:51I don't know
01:08:51I don't know
01:09:28I...
01:09:31This suddenly feels very vulnerable. Honestly, it's the third time I'm recording this intro, but I promise myself I'm not
01:09:38going to do it again. So, yeah.
01:09:44We haven't found each other yet, but when we do, I just...
01:09:49I'm doing this because when we do, I want you to know this part of me...
01:09:59the experience of wanting you before knowing you.
01:10:08I guess I don't want to forget either, which is weird, but...
01:10:15Yeah.
01:10:17Anyway, this is for you, whoever you are, whoever you will be. I don't know your name or where you're
01:10:27from or when or how we're going to meet, but...
01:10:33When you're not just a hazy shadow in my mind, I hope cassette players are still a thing.
01:10:41I haven't listened to that in a while.
01:10:43Shit. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
01:10:47I knew there was a 50-50 shot of it happening, so...
01:10:55So lame, right?
01:10:57No. No, I don't think so.
01:11:02I really am sorry. I didn't mean to cry.
01:11:04I'm sorry.
01:11:17I thought you said it was for that girl.
01:11:22Walk with me.
01:11:25The girl in the car, you said that...
01:11:27I've never had a summer fling in Plymouth.
01:11:31Just, uh...
01:11:32Felt like an easier explanation than making a mixtape for a figment of my imagination.
01:11:38Especially because I'd only known you like 45 minutes.
01:11:42So...
01:11:48James Madison and Jane Doe.
01:11:55My parents named you after a president.
01:11:58Mm-hmm.
01:12:00Setting the stage for a lifetime of debilitating nostalgia.
01:12:14You're good?
01:12:18You're good?
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:24Yeah, I'm good.
01:12:38Mom.
01:12:48Uh, the instructions said to leave within the rock, but considering...
01:12:53Five stars, right?
01:12:56Uh, you know, I was gonna go with three.
01:12:59I guess we can meet in the middle.
01:13:02Four.
01:13:04Back to New York?
01:13:05Yeah.
01:13:06Um, pit stop in Hartford to see my sister.
01:13:10But, uh, I'll be back by tonight.
01:13:14Boston?
01:13:15Yeah.
01:13:16Cool.
01:13:18Cool.
01:13:20Cool, cool, cool.
01:13:30You know, I used to have all the root patterns of my favorite trails memorized.
01:13:34I could run all four miles of them when my eyes closed, but...
01:13:41Now, I don't know.
01:13:44If you asked me what the color of the apartment building across the road from mine was, I...
01:13:50I don't think I could tell you.
01:14:05Do you have time for breakfast?
01:14:08Do you have time for breakfast?
01:14:24No.
01:14:27No.
01:14:36Yeah, it's okay.
01:14:39I'll be right back to you.
01:14:42No.
01:14:43No.
01:14:44No.
01:14:44It's okay.
01:14:46No.
01:14:46No.
01:14:48I can be anything that you want me to
01:14:53I can do anything that you want me to
01:14:57I can be a friend and a lover to you
01:15:04You can show me how you want to start
01:15:09You can break me down and tear me apart
01:15:13What we can do, what friends and lovers do
01:15:20I can be a friend and a lover to you
01:15:28I can be a friend and a lover to you
01:15:37Oh, I love you once you break your heart
01:15:41Or drag you down or tear you apart
01:15:45Just to do
01:15:46Friends and lovers do
01:15:52So I can be a friend or lover to you
01:15:58What you want me to do
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