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00:03:48All right, Dad, I'm ready for you.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:58Here.
00:04:03Your gas bill, your phone bill, and your Medicare supplement,
00:04:06in case you're interested.
00:04:08Mm-hmm.
00:04:19Have you heard from Tim?
00:04:23No.
00:04:26It costs a lot to make a long-distance call, so I understand.
00:04:35Okay, well, I have to use the girls' room before I go.
00:04:52Dad?
00:04:54I found this in the bathroom cabinet.
00:04:57Oh?
00:04:59Any idea why you put it there?
00:05:02I must have just gotten confused.
00:05:06Maybe the kitchen cabinets were full.
00:05:09There's plenty of space in them.
00:05:12I must have been distracted.
00:05:15Are you feeling okay, Dad?
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:18You think that maybe you should go get a checkup?
00:05:21Just see how you're doing?
00:05:22I don't need a checkup.
00:05:23Well, can't hurt, though, right?
00:05:25I don't need it.
00:05:31Well, I'm late for work,
00:05:32but you let me know if there's anything else you need.
00:05:35All right.
00:05:46Oh, right, yeah.
00:05:47Uh, okay, well, we're going to take a call now.
00:05:55What's that mean?
00:05:57He's going to be able to do this before his murder.
00:06:00Now, we swam the area around his neck to check for DNA.
00:06:05Would you care to give us a sample for comparison?
00:06:08How you can't sell it for a long time?
00:06:11What's that mean?
00:06:12How you're on the other hand?
00:06:12Very good.
00:06:13That's all right.
00:06:13Okay, I'm sure I'm going to let you know.
00:06:14I'm just going to run all the time.
00:06:23I'm going to try this out of hand.
00:06:25How about you?
00:06:25You know what I want to say?
00:06:26How about you?
00:06:26Let's try this out of hand.
00:06:28How about you?
00:06:28Don't you know I want to throw it up.
00:06:30You're done.
00:06:31That's good.
00:06:31You're done.
00:06:37I don't know.
00:07:11Oh, my.
00:07:509-1-1, operator, what is your emergency?
00:07:52There's a spaceship that's crashed in my backyard, and it has crashed my azaleas.
00:07:59A spaceship?
00:08:00Yes.
00:08:01Sir, placing prank calls to 9-1-1 emergency services is a felony.
00:08:06It's not a prank.
00:08:08A spaceship that's crashed in my backyard and has crushed my azaleas.
00:08:12Sir, please try lying down and go back to sleep.
00:08:15I'm wide awake.
00:08:17Hello?
00:08:19Hello?
00:08:21Hello?
00:08:33Denise is unavailable.
00:08:36The voicemail is...
00:09:06I have been talking to you about...
00:09:08Pickleball for the past four years, and you haven't done nothing about it.
00:09:14Pickleball is a fantastic sport for those of us whose knees aren't agile enough to get us across the tennis
00:09:21court.
00:09:22Who's filibustering Pickleball?
00:09:25Is that you, Wu?
00:09:28The new cold storage facility near the highway is going to give our businesses a marvelous way to store their
00:09:36perishable goods.
00:09:37But it also gives us another thing.
00:09:41A giant wall.
00:09:43I wonder if this council would consider commissioning a muralist to add a little magic to what will already be
00:09:53a valuable building.
00:09:57I think we ought to change our town slogan.
00:10:01A great place to call home is confusing because when somebody hears it, it can mean that it's a great
00:10:09place to call your home on the telephone.
00:10:11I suggest a clearer motto, like a great place to refer to as home, though it doesn't have to be
00:10:20that.
00:10:22We need a crosswalk on Trent Avenue between Frost and Allegheny.
00:10:46A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:10:48A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:10:52A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:10:56A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:10:56A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:10:57A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:11:00A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:11:00A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:11:01A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:11:01A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:11:06A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:11:10A great place to call home is a great place to call home.
00:11:38Denise is unavailable.
00:11:41The voicemail is full.
00:11:43Yeah? Hi, Denise.
00:11:46I called you a few nights ago because the spaceship had crashed in my backyard.
00:11:54Well, now, a spaceman has come out of the ship, and he's lying on my patio.
00:12:04I'm scared.
00:12:08I don't know what to do.
00:12:09Anyway, call me.
00:12:28How are you, Milton?
00:12:30Well, I'll tell you.
00:12:33I've got a real situation.
00:12:34I call this meeting of the Booth City Council to order.
00:12:39Esteemed council members, I am delighted to speak to you tonight about elderly-youth connections.
00:12:45I hope eventually to collaborate with this board on this project, but in the meantime, I am launching a pilot
00:12:53project.
00:12:55I will be placing these posters around town in order to connect with a young person who would like to
00:13:02learn from me and I from them.
00:13:04I will keep you updated on this exciting project.
00:13:17We should change the Tom motto to something clearer, because a great place to call home can mean you're calling
00:13:25home.
00:13:27I feel there needs to be a crosswalk on Trent Avenue between Frost and Allegheny.
00:13:33I feel it is too far between Frost and Allegheny, and it encourages people to jaywalk and they can die.
00:13:45Also, a UFO has crashed in my backyard and has taken out my azaleas and has destroyed my birdbath.
00:13:58Did you just say UFO?
00:14:00Yes, it has crashed in my backyard and taken out my azaleas and destroyed my birdbath.
00:14:27You should not talk like that.
00:14:29When you talk like that, it makes them all take us less seriously.
00:14:33But it's true, a spaceship crashed in my backyard and crashed my azaleas.
00:14:37I'm dead serious.
00:14:38You should not talk like that.
00:14:40It is not good.
00:14:42Why should I do, not tell anybody?
00:14:47Good night, Joyce.
00:14:49See you next week.
00:14:53Milton, you want a ride?
00:14:55I can walk.
00:14:56I can give you a lift.
00:14:58No problem at all.
00:15:23Is everything okay, Milt?
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:27You feeling well?
00:15:28Except for this situation with the spaceship.
00:15:34If there's anything I can do, you let me know.
00:15:37I suppose.
00:15:46You take care, Milt.
00:15:54You take care, Milt.
00:16:07Youut.
00:16:08I'm waiting for them, I suppose.
00:16:12Hold it любовь.
00:16:12Why should I do?
00:16:12No.
00:16:20Oh, no.
00:16:21Just look back.
00:16:21Don't look back.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:21Mm-hmm.
00:16:25Oh, no.
00:16:36There's nothing here.
00:17:27Oh my.
00:17:44It's warmer inside.
00:17:46Do you want to come inside?
00:17:53Do you want to come inside?
00:17:55Because it's warmer in here.
00:18:09I'm not sure what to do.
00:18:11This hasn't happened to me before.
00:18:16Shoot!
00:18:24There was the kettle.
00:18:26Sorry.
00:18:30I saw you finish the water, so maybe you want more?
00:18:39It looks like I was right.
00:18:53I brought you a bunch of different things
00:18:56because I wasn't sure what you did.
00:19:10You're like the apples.
00:19:14That was the last one.
00:19:34Hey, Clarence.
00:19:35I'm Milt.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:38That's a lot of apples.
00:19:39For the alien that's back in my house.
00:19:43You mean an illegal alien, or...?
00:19:45No.
00:19:46Like an alien from outer space.
00:19:48A ship crashed in my backyard a couple nights ago,
00:19:52and an alien came crawling out of it,
00:19:55and so far, the only thing he eats is apples.
00:20:07The 1132.
00:20:13The government is searching for pieces of a weather satellite,
00:20:16they say, disintegrated over western Pennsylvania.
00:20:18They ask that anyone who comes across parts of the fallen device
00:20:22not touch it.
00:20:22During the time you were incarcerated,
00:20:24you were also receiving disability.
00:20:26Yes.
00:20:36I'm sorry.
00:20:38I'm just...
00:20:41used to living alone.
00:20:46You're walking.
00:20:51That's a good sign.
00:20:53Maybe I show you around.
00:20:55This is the bathroom.
00:20:57You got hot water, cold.
00:20:59If the hot doesn't come out right away,
00:21:01just give it a minute.
00:21:04Here's where you do your business.
00:21:09There's things to read.
00:21:10If it takes a while,
00:21:11this is the guest bedroom.
00:21:14If you need to stay the night,
00:21:16this is where you'll sleep.
00:21:20It was a gift.
00:21:24The backyard, you already know,
00:21:26that's where you crashed into my azalea,
00:21:28so we'll have a word about that later.
00:21:30The kitchen.
00:21:31Here's where I leave myself reminders.
00:21:35And this is the living room.
00:21:37I mainly use it to watch TV.
00:21:41Use this one to control everything.
00:21:44The only thing you use this one for
00:21:46is to change the volume.
00:21:48If you change anything else,
00:21:49then I have to call Denise over,
00:21:51and she gets irritated with me.
00:21:55This channel shows the news that's happening.
00:21:58This channel's the same,
00:22:00but the people are a little angrier.
00:22:02This channel shows CSI three times a day.
00:22:06I like CSI because it always surprises me.
00:22:09You think it's going this way,
00:22:10but suddenly it's going this way instead.
00:22:17This is my family.
00:22:20She, unfortunately, has passed away.
00:22:23She lives in town.
00:22:24He lives in California.
00:22:26Moved there about ten years ago for a job.
00:22:28I don't hear from him much.
00:22:30That's okay.
00:22:31Young people are busy.
00:22:33I was busy at his age.
00:22:35Oh!
00:22:37It's seven o'clock.
00:22:39I forgot to tell you
00:22:41about the dance show.
00:22:52Hey, Denise.
00:22:53Hi, Dave.
00:22:54How's the clinic going?
00:22:56Well, so far,
00:22:57I've had two neuters
00:22:59and three spays,
00:23:00and the day's only half over, so...
00:23:05Your dad was in here earlier.
00:23:08He said some stuff
00:23:09which struck me as a little strange.
00:23:11Uh-huh.
00:23:12Yeah, I don't mean to make a mountain out of it,
00:23:14but he said he was buying apples
00:23:16for an alien that was staying with him.
00:23:19Like an illegal alien?
00:23:21No, like an alien from outer space.
00:23:25Do you think that he was joking?
00:23:29He didn't seem to be joking.
00:23:32That's what really prompted me
00:23:33to come up with some actual tests,
00:23:34but I think it was really effective
00:23:36and...
00:23:39Oh, hi, Denise.
00:23:41Listen.
00:23:42Dad, I don't want to argue.
00:23:45You're 78 years old,
00:23:47and you haven't seen a doctor in three years.
00:23:49Please let me schedule you a checkup,
00:23:52and I'll take you
00:23:53and they'll check you out
00:23:55and that'll be that.
00:23:57But I'm fine, Denise.
00:23:58I don't need a doctor.
00:24:00Well, if you're fine,
00:24:01then they'll tell you that you're fine
00:24:02and that'll be that.
00:24:05And I'm not taking no for an answer.
00:24:09Well, I'd rather say no,
00:24:11but in that case, I guess.
00:24:17Did you get my message?
00:24:20No.
00:24:21Did it say that my mailbox was full?
00:24:23Remember, if my mailbox is full,
00:24:24I'm not going to get the message.
00:24:27Um...
00:24:29All right, you should get that,
00:24:30and I'm late.
00:24:31I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:24:34Oh, okay.
00:24:42Hello?
00:24:43Hi, Milt.
00:24:44It's Sandy.
00:24:45Oh.
00:24:47I found your number in the phone book.
00:24:49I hope you don't mind I'm calling.
00:24:52No.
00:24:53Milt, do you happen to have a printer?
00:24:56A printer?
00:24:58Let me see.
00:25:00Denise set me up with a lot of things
00:25:02when she stopped using them.
00:25:04Yeah, I have a printer.
00:25:06Oh!
00:25:07Mine stopped working long ago.
00:25:09Computer stopped recognizing it.
00:25:11Anyhow, do you think I could use yours?
00:25:15It's for the poster, for the program.
00:25:18Don't they have one in the library?
00:25:21I don't think they still have one.
00:25:26If it's a problem.
00:25:29It isn't a problem, I guess.
00:25:33Hey, Milt.
00:25:35Hi, Sandy.
00:25:37I really wish these machines would warn you
00:25:39before they screw themselves up like that.
00:25:42I'll probably print about 22.
00:25:43On my way through town,
00:25:45I thought of another couple of places.
00:25:46Oh, good Christ.
00:25:47What the fuck is that?
00:25:50You remember the spaceship that crashed in my yard?
00:25:54This is the little man who came out of it.
00:25:57This is Sandy.
00:25:59She's an acquaintance of mine.
00:26:03Milton, what is this?
00:26:06This is an alien from space, I suppose.
00:26:12How long has he been here?
00:26:14Oh, for a few days.
00:26:17Over the first couple of days,
00:26:18he was inside the spaceship.
00:26:22And he's just sitting on your couch.
00:26:25Yeah?
00:26:27He's very friendly.
00:26:28He watches whatever I watch.
00:26:31He's undemanding.
00:26:33Oh, my Lord, I think I need to sit down.
00:26:41Oh, my God, Milton.
00:26:42And this is a very big thing.
00:26:46I suppose it is.
00:26:49This is a being from another galaxy.
00:26:56This has never happened before.
00:26:58I guess that's true.
00:27:01And there's a ship.
00:27:09Oh, dear God.
00:27:12Yep.
00:27:13I think it will be a couple of seasons before they go back.
00:27:20When he arrived, he wasn't doing nearly so well.
00:27:23He was really banged up from the crash landing.
00:27:26But he's been eating apples ever since.
00:27:29And I guess they've helped him.
00:27:31Apples?
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:34And you want to keep him here?
00:27:36As long as he wants to.
00:27:38I don't know about that.
00:27:40He may be a threat.
00:27:41We don't know.
00:27:42I really doubt it.
00:27:48Listen, Milton, if you want to keep him here,
00:27:50you've got to stop telling people about him.
00:27:51No more just letting people come over like you did with me.
00:27:56I've seen what people do with these kinds of guys.
00:27:59This has happened to you before?
00:28:01No.
00:28:03From the movies.
00:28:05And the movies are based on something.
00:28:09It's got to be a secret.
00:28:12No more telling anyone you know and I know.
00:28:16And I'm not telling anybody.
00:28:46I'm sure it's safe.
00:28:48Far as I can tell.
00:28:51He's really far from home.
00:28:53Seems like he would be the scared one.
00:28:57I'll see you soon, Milton.
00:29:01And remember,
00:29:04don't tell anybody.
00:29:07I won't.
00:29:31His eyes were shaped like you see in the movies.
00:29:32It hovered in the sky right above the house.
00:29:35It's round like a cylinder.
00:29:37I had lights all the way around it and had a dome on top with a bright light shining out.
00:29:47The government now says it was a security satellite and not a weather satellite that crashed somewhere in western Pennsylvania.
00:29:55That was Sandy.
00:29:57I think you'll like her.
00:29:58And call the number below.
00:30:01But she did.
00:30:02She did tell Ezekiel everything she knew about the antibiotics.
00:30:05She wanted to help.
00:30:07You're sure she wanted to help?
00:30:08Or had she simply exhausted her options, Robert?
00:30:10That's right, John.
00:30:12That's right, John.
00:30:12She exhausted her options.
00:30:14Nothing she could do is going to improve the situation.
00:30:16So why help now?
00:30:18Because she honestly wanted to do good.
00:30:20Robert, I'm sorry that I'm not buying it for a second.
00:30:22I know she's your daughter.
00:30:24You're damn right she's my daughter.
00:30:25But it can't happen.
00:30:34Thanks.
00:31:14Good morning.
00:31:20Repairs have begun.
00:31:22That's good.
00:31:24I hope you can fix it.
00:31:26Let's not be easy to be stuck on a different planet.
00:31:33Thank you for the picture.
00:31:35It's very beautiful.
00:31:41I'm going to put some coffee on.
00:31:54We're looking for differences.
00:31:57Could you circle the one that's different, please?
00:32:14I'm going to show you four objects.
00:32:18Do me a favor, Milton, and remember these objects.
00:32:28Now I'm going to show you a new paper with three of the objects.
00:32:34You tell me which one is missing.
00:32:50Jump rope.
00:32:51The word is jump rope.
00:32:53You have that?
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:59I'm going to tell you a short story.
00:33:04A young girl went to the store to buy grapes.
00:33:08When she got there, she didn't have enough money.
00:33:12So she bought milk instead.
00:33:14At home, her mother asked what happened.
00:33:18Milton, what was the word I asked you to remember?
00:33:21Remember?
00:33:39It must be strange for you having me here and Milton gone.
00:33:45He'll be back shortly.
00:33:48He just had an appointment he had to go to.
00:33:55Do you understand me?
00:33:58With those eyes, it seems like you do.
00:34:05Well, since you can't talk, I guess I will.
00:34:17I have a daughter.
00:34:22We got along pretty well, but I don't get to see her much.
00:34:26She lives out on the West Coast.
00:34:31I have pictures.
00:34:38Monica, that's her partner, Lisa.
00:34:42That's my grandson, Phillip.
00:34:46She and she are together.
00:34:50You know, together, together.
00:34:54I don't know if you have that on your planet,
00:34:57where two people of the same sex end up loving each other,
00:35:00but it's been happening here a lot over the last few years.
00:35:06I let her know from the start
00:35:09that it didn't make a huge difference to me.
00:35:14And wouldn't you know they spend all their time
00:35:17sucking up to her mother
00:35:19instead of coming out here to see me.
00:35:29I haven't seen them in person
00:35:31in three years.
00:35:38I swear to God,
00:35:40I don't normally talk this much.
00:35:45Milton, do you find yourself having trouble
00:35:48recollecting information about yourself
00:35:50that you've known all your life?
00:35:52Your birthday, your middle name.
00:35:54Do you leave objects in places
00:35:56where they normally don't go
00:35:57and not realize until later?
00:35:59No.
00:36:02Dad.
00:36:03I don't.
00:36:05He left a can of green beans
00:36:07in the bathroom cabinet.
00:36:09There was just once.
00:36:10I was probably just confused.
00:36:15I found a newspaper in the freezer.
00:36:19That also was just once.
00:36:22But, Dad, that's not the point.
00:36:24The point is that together
00:36:25they're kind of happening often.
00:36:28He, uh...
00:36:31He told the cashier at Corrado's
00:36:33that there was an alien living in his house.
00:36:37Milton, do you remember saying that?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41Do you remember why you said that?
00:36:44It was a joke.
00:36:47I don't think it was a joke when you said it.
00:36:48I think that you meant it.
00:36:49I think that he thought that
00:36:51there was an alien living in his house.
00:36:54Milton,
00:36:55this is a sensitive subject to bring up.
00:36:58But at your age,
00:36:59and with these deficits in your thinking,
00:37:02it may be time to consider options
00:37:04for assisted living,
00:37:06such as an in-home caregiver
00:37:07or moving to an assisted living facility.
00:37:10Nope.
00:37:11Dad, just try to listen to what she has to say.
00:37:13No, I'm sorry.
00:37:14I need to go.
00:37:15I got, uh...
00:37:16Anderson Cooper's on.
00:37:18Dad.
00:37:20Wait.
00:37:21You set me up.
00:37:22God damn it.
00:37:23You set me up.
00:37:24I did it because I'm worried about you.
00:37:27You brought me here,
00:37:28had her spring that test on me
00:37:30without even giving me a chance to study.
00:37:32I'm trying to help.
00:37:33I don't need your help.
00:37:37What?
00:37:53Hey, Bill.
00:37:54I'm just reading him a book
00:37:55I found in Monica's baby things.
00:37:58Milton?
00:38:00Is everything okay?
00:38:02I'm fine.
00:38:03Are you sure you're fine?
00:38:06All right.
00:38:07I'll talk to you later.
00:38:10He's had lunch.
00:38:11I'm fine.
00:38:30I'll talk to you later.
00:38:50Denise thinks I'm losing it.
00:38:52She wants to put me in a home.
00:38:55I think I called her too many times to fix the TV system.
00:39:10I don't talk to my son.
00:39:13He doesn't like me very much.
00:39:16I understand it.
00:39:18I wasn't good at being a dad.
00:39:22So I stopped.
00:39:24In the sense, you've been going at something you're not good at.
00:39:49Hi, this is Tim.
00:39:50I am unavailable at the moment.
00:39:51Please leave a message.
00:39:53Hey, Tim.
00:39:55It's Dad.
00:39:58Hope things are good there.
00:40:02Fall's starting to show up here.
00:40:08Denise's clinic has moved.
00:40:11Next to that new car wash out on Lincoln.
00:40:15Was that here when you were here?
00:40:18I don't know.
00:40:22We'll see how she deals with the noise.
00:40:26Maybe the dogs will get riled up.
00:40:35I know I wasn't there for you in ways I should have been.
00:40:39You deserve better.
00:40:44But enough's enough, don't you think?
00:40:52Looks like I got your machine.
00:40:55Looks like I got your machine.
00:41:08All right.
00:41:09Arms in the air.
00:41:14May I?
00:41:25You can put your arms down now.
00:41:36It's from back in the day when she could not shut up about it.
00:41:41I thought she was a lesbian.
00:41:43She is.
00:41:45It's some sort of joke.
00:41:48Oh.
00:41:52At least he's not naked anymore.
00:41:54I'm not sure myself that he was.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:02I also thought it might be nice if we gave him a name.
00:42:07Do you think that's necessary?
00:42:09He's just here.
00:42:10I don't see the need to call him anything.
00:42:12Well, for instance, when we talk about him?
00:42:17What do you suggest?
00:42:19Well, I had an idea.
00:42:21And it just feels right.
00:42:24You think we can call him Jules?
00:42:27Good as anything else.
00:42:29But I'm not going to call him anything.
00:42:31If he's just here, then I don't need to call him anything.
00:42:40The government continues to ask the public for help
00:42:43in its search for parts of a satellite they say
00:42:46fell out of the sky near the Pennsylvania-Ohio border recently.
00:42:49They are offering a reward of $10,000
00:42:52to anyone with information about the crashed apparatus.
00:43:14Where is it?
00:43:22It's Joyce.
00:43:24What do we do?
00:43:25Take Jules upstairs.
00:43:29Oh.
00:43:30Come on.
00:43:40Joyce, how are you?
00:43:43Milton and I were just having a little dinner.
00:43:46Would you like to join?
00:43:47I've seen the alien.
00:43:53Oh, my goodness, it's a goddamn extraterrestrial.
00:43:58I had a feeling you weren't lying.
00:44:00I knew you were slipping, but not that fast.
00:44:02Why were you spying on us?
00:44:04I thought it was odd the two of you hanging out together.
00:44:07You shouldn't have spied on us.
00:44:10His eyes are so understanding.
00:44:16May I touch you?
00:44:17What?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:18She shouldn't know.
00:44:19This is a secret.
00:44:20She shouldn't know.
00:44:21Guys, calm down.
00:44:21Just everybody calm down.
00:44:22You're scaring Jules.
00:44:23Jules?
00:44:25He's no Jules.
00:44:26He's more of a Gary or a Naomi.
00:44:30His name is Jules.
00:44:32And listen, Milton, she's in on it now, okay?
00:44:34So we got to trust her.
00:44:35There's nothing else we can't do.
00:44:36We could kill her.
00:44:37Kill me?
00:44:38You can't kill me.
00:44:39I'll kill you.
00:44:40That's what I'll do.
00:44:41Guys, stop it.
00:44:44How do you know he's not dangerous?
00:44:46We just know.
00:44:48Okay, okay.
00:44:48I'm not going to tell anyone.
00:44:51No more keeping secrets from me.
00:44:53I'm in on this.
00:44:55Like Sandy says.
00:44:56We should have killed her.
00:44:57Hush.
00:45:06What's that?
00:45:07It's just pictures.
00:45:09He hands them to me all the time.
00:45:12Maybe he's trying to tell you something.
00:45:14He's not trying to tell me something.
00:45:17This isn't going to be fun with her.
00:45:19Joyce, Jules has come to me quite a bit to us.
00:45:25And he's got to be a secret.
00:45:27You've seen the movies too.
00:45:28You know what happens to these guys when they fall to earth.
00:45:44I've tried getting him back into the house, but he spends all day looking at that spaceship in the backyard.
00:45:49First thing in the morning, he's out there looking at that spaceship.
00:46:11Yes?
00:46:12We're from the Department of National Security.
00:46:14Do you mind if we have a look at the premises?
00:46:19Hey, Joyce.
00:46:20Gary here.
00:46:21You mean the alien?
00:46:22Yeah.
00:46:22Where else would he be?
00:46:24Time to spend some time with him.
00:46:43Hey, Gary.
00:46:48Joyce, I met you the other day.
00:46:53Um, I brought you a new shirt.
00:46:57The one you're wearing is hardly appropriate.
00:47:08Hello?
00:47:09Hi.
00:47:10I saw your poster at the library about the senior mentoring program.
00:47:14Yes?
00:47:15Well, I'm not super young, but, um, I wouldn't mind a chat like that.
00:47:21Oh, fantastic.
00:47:24And, uh, to whom am I speaking?
00:47:29Putin's fine.
00:47:32But it's not like the big city.
00:47:34You might not know it looking at me the way I am now, but I was an item.
00:47:41Boy, in the big city, you can find all the pleasure and danger you're looking for.
00:47:46You just have to exercise self-control.
00:47:49Otherwise, the city will eat you alive.
00:47:52I was lucky.
00:47:54I had my problems, I mean, my moments, but, uh, at least I got out in one piece.
00:48:03No more Pittsburgh for me.
00:48:10Danny?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:13Come on in.
00:48:17Would you like some tea?
00:48:18Sure.
00:48:19Great.
00:48:20So how old are you, Danny?
00:48:21Twenty-seven.
00:48:23I'm seventy-two.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:27Some people, they get real sensitive about their age, do everything they can to look younger,
00:48:32but that's one thing I wanted to tell you, Danny.
00:48:37Aging is natural.
00:48:40Physical beauty is here for a moment, and then it is gone.
00:48:46I really blossomed in the big city.
00:48:49Came into my own.
00:48:51Joyce, I think he wants to fix his spaceship.
00:48:54I had my share of lovers.
00:48:57Never really settled down with one.
00:49:00For a while, I...
00:49:03I sang.
00:49:05Can you believe it?
00:49:06I was a singer.
00:49:09You bet I can sing.
00:49:12And I've still got it, too.
00:49:16Does this thing have Bluetooth?
00:49:17Do you mind if I use a bathroom?
00:49:19Uh, yeah.
00:49:21Of course.
00:49:22Top of the stairs and on your left.
00:49:23Up there?
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:33If I leave here tomorrow
00:49:41Would you still remember me?
00:49:51I must be traveling on now
00:49:59What are you doing?
00:50:03Taking some of your jewelry?
00:50:06You don't have to do that.
00:50:07Why don't you come back downstairs, and we'll talk some more about life.
00:50:12I think I'd rather just take some of your jewelry.
00:50:16I'm gonna call the police.
00:50:43I'm gonna call the police.
00:50:55Lord, help me, I can't change.
00:50:59I can't change.
00:51:00And this bird, you cannot change.
00:51:07Lord, help me, I can't change.
00:51:24You were saying his head just exploded.
00:51:30That's right.
00:51:31Out of nowhere?
00:51:33Out of nowhere.
00:51:34Out of nowhere.
00:51:40Heads don't tend to just explode like that.
00:51:47Are you suggesting I made a man's head explode off his shoulders?
00:51:51And how exactly would I do that?
00:51:54You tell us.
00:51:56How would something that extraordinary happen in your house?
00:52:27Oh, it's Sammy.
00:52:30Where is he?
00:52:31In the back. We're going to ship.
00:52:55I'm going to.
00:52:58Why are you?
00:52:58Oh, it's.
00:53:01What?
00:53:02It's me.
00:53:03Oh, my God.
00:53:04Oh, my God.
00:53:08i knew he had powers these guys usually have powers does this mean he's dangerous well only
00:53:16when someone's being dangerous towards us right only when someone's being dangerous towards us
00:53:22that's true i mean he saved me can't you imagine what would happen if he didn't get involved
00:53:30i wouldn't be here well is it possible he could do it to someone who wasn't bad
00:53:37well he hasn't done it yet i don't see why we should prejudice him with our fearful thoughts
00:53:43all right just ask him as far as i'm concerned jules is on our side and we ought to be
00:53:48on his
00:53:49i agree i agree too
00:54:05so
00:54:12so
00:54:12so
00:54:12so
00:54:12so
00:54:13so
00:54:13so
00:54:27so
00:54:29so
00:54:42so
00:54:57there was no weapon found at the scene no explosive material
00:55:00nothing
00:55:02heads do not just blow off people's bodies
00:55:04no they do not
00:55:05forensics has no explanation
00:55:07not a one
00:55:10maybe sandy's protecting someone she has a big heart
00:55:13let's put a tail on her and see if she gets up to anything unusual
00:55:16yes sir
00:55:20dad
00:55:21dad
00:55:23oh dad come on
00:55:24come on just a minute
00:55:28since when have you been hanging out with sandy
00:55:32okay just okay wait
00:55:34i am sorry for surprising you the other day
00:55:37i'm worried
00:55:38okay what you have said has not been normal and i know that you value your independence but there
00:55:44comes a time
00:55:47denise i swear to you i'm okay
00:55:49how can you say that when you're buying apples for an alien
00:55:52the apples aren't for an alien they're for me
00:55:55twenty of them
00:55:55can't talk right now
00:56:00good to see you try not to worry
00:56:02well that's impossible
00:56:04dad
00:56:23so i said to the doctor
00:56:25i think this medicine is giving me sexual feelings
00:56:29what did he say
00:56:30he went and researched it
00:56:32and he said you're darn right
00:56:35it's one of the side effects
00:56:36it's a rare one
00:56:38but it's
00:56:39one of them
00:56:41he switched me to another medication
00:56:43do you have any of the old pills left
00:56:56do you guys smell that
00:56:59what
00:57:00it's kind of a rotting smell
00:57:03i i didn't want to say anything because i thought that's the way your house usually smelled
00:57:11oh my
00:57:14it's a cat
00:57:16he killed a cat and rotted here
00:57:18that's a tire mark
00:57:20unless he stole a car
00:57:23he didn't kill this animal
00:57:24he
00:57:26he found it
00:57:29he needs cats
00:57:33i told you he was sending us a message you guys should listen to me more often
00:57:41let me see that
00:57:44that's a spaceship
00:57:48i think he needs six more cats
00:57:51to get his ship working
00:57:53before he needed seven
00:57:55but with that one
00:57:57he needs six more
00:57:59oh i'm telling you i get this guy
00:58:01i get this guy more than you do
00:58:02i think she might be right
00:58:05seven cats
00:58:07what makes a ship run is seven cats
00:58:10what
00:58:11the only thing he eats is apples
00:58:14you gotta kind of take him on his own terms
00:58:16you know
00:58:18so what are we supposed to do
00:58:19kill six cats
00:58:23green turtle veterinary clinic
00:58:24how can i help you
00:58:25is dr robinson there
00:58:27this is her father
00:58:28just one moment
00:58:32hey dad
00:58:33what's up
00:58:34oh
00:58:34not much
00:58:35um
00:58:36how are you doing
00:58:38i'm fine
00:58:41what happens to the cats that die in your office
00:58:45what
00:58:46what happens to the cats that die in your office
00:58:51why are you asking me that
00:58:53oh
00:58:54just trying to make conversation
00:58:57dad
00:58:57what is going on
00:59:00nothing
00:59:01then why are you asking me that
00:59:04do they
00:59:04do they incinerate them
00:59:06or
00:59:06or
00:59:06do they just throw them in a dumpster out back
00:59:08well i'm not saying another word
00:59:10until you
00:59:11tell me why you're asking
00:59:12do you even know why you're asking
00:59:14and you wonder why i'm worried
00:59:16you know what
00:59:17forget it
00:59:19forget it
00:59:19how am i supposed to forget it
00:59:21i was just curious
00:59:22that was it
00:59:23you don't even have a cat
00:59:25i gotta go
00:59:26love you
00:59:30she didn't give me a straight answer
00:59:56slow down
01:00:02raccoon
01:00:17awesome
01:00:19car is going extremely slow out on 22
01:00:22makes following them undetected almost impossible
01:00:26any idea what they're doing
01:00:28seems like they're looking for something
01:00:36sandy
01:00:39how did it start
01:00:40what
01:00:44with herl
01:00:45how did it start
01:00:51he was generally forgetful at first
01:00:57not as quick
01:01:00as he used to be
01:01:05he started leaving things in weird places
01:01:13i found the silverware in the bedroom
01:01:18one time he
01:01:19he pooped in the bidet
01:01:26he was very embarrassed about that
01:01:32what
01:01:34did the doctor
01:01:35did the doctor say something that worried you
01:01:41do you forget things sometimes
01:01:48milton
01:01:52i don't mean to
01:01:58i don't want to worry you
01:02:02milton
01:02:02it was
01:02:03years
01:02:05before it got bad
01:02:07don't go down that rabbit hole
01:02:10you gotta enjoy life
01:02:13you gotta enjoy life
01:02:13not worry it away
01:02:14stop
01:02:15all right
01:02:16i won't see another thing
01:02:18no no no no
01:02:18i mean stop
01:02:44the fuck
01:02:56how many did you get
01:02:58we got two
01:02:59well one and three quarters
01:03:02not easy
01:03:03what's out there's mostly possums
01:03:06we need
01:03:08four more
01:03:09well three and a
01:03:12four and
01:03:14oh
01:03:15i was never good at fractions
01:03:17i'll find him
01:03:18how will you find him
01:03:21i don't care if i have to scour the streets of this town
01:03:25i'll find him
01:03:26how are you
01:03:28i'm good
01:03:29what's up
01:03:30it's about dad
01:03:31he's
01:03:32not
01:03:33doing well
01:03:34he's acting strange lately
01:03:35well he's been acting strange for years
01:03:38he told the checkout guy at corrado's
01:03:41that he was buying apples for an alien living in his house
01:03:44well
01:03:45was it
01:03:46an illegal alien
01:03:47no it was
01:03:48an alien from outer space
01:03:50it was very clear on that
01:03:58i got three
01:03:59well
01:04:00three and a third really
01:04:02and that more
01:04:04than makes up
01:04:05for the missing
01:04:06quarter
01:04:11i've always been very decent with fractions
01:04:16we still need one more
01:04:38they look like agents
01:04:40like government agents
01:04:42like the ones in the movies
01:04:43i'll take jules upstairs
01:04:48where is he
01:05:01using four
01:05:02turn to operations
01:05:03come on
01:05:04let's go
01:05:26okay
01:05:27we've got to act quickly
01:05:28because any moment we waste
01:05:30is a moment they can discover him
01:05:32we can both go out driving
01:05:34that'll take too long
01:05:35and besides
01:05:36i've looked everywhere
01:05:37well short of killing a cat
01:05:38i don't know how we're gonna do it
01:05:40well what about yours
01:05:44henry
01:05:46what the hell are you talking about
01:05:47you said
01:05:48he doesn't hear
01:05:49he doesn't see
01:05:50he can't walk
01:05:50he's pretty much dead
01:05:55well he's not
01:05:57dead
01:06:01he's like my child
01:06:05you can go
01:06:06fuck yourself
01:06:25you can go
01:06:37i'm sorry
01:06:38i'm sorry about what milton said
01:06:39he spoke out of turn
01:06:45henry's been there
01:06:46every time i've come home
01:06:49no one else has
01:06:50of course
01:06:53pets may just be pets
01:06:55but
01:06:56they're part of the family
01:07:01i watched him get worse
01:07:03and i just didn't do anything about it
01:07:07i was too afraid
01:07:08of what it would be like
01:07:10without him
01:07:13he's all i have
01:07:20do you know it's been a year
01:07:21since he was able to walk up to me
01:07:23on his own
01:07:29milton's right
01:07:31he's not all i have
01:07:35he's all i had
01:07:48all right go ahead
01:07:50let's do this
01:07:53explode his head
01:07:54wait
01:07:59better to cut down on the mess
01:08:05goodbye sweet pea
01:08:13you
01:08:20you
01:08:22you
01:08:35you
01:10:51Go back to 870 Elmore.
01:10:52Go back.
01:10:53Yes.
01:11:24Congratulations, Jules.
01:11:27I'm so happy for you.
01:11:35I brought you something.
01:11:37It's a snow globe of the city.
01:11:39It's a typical gift that you get when you're in someplace new.
01:11:44It kind of means a lot to me.
01:11:46It reminds me of my time in the city.
01:11:50I want you to have it.
01:11:55I brought you something, too.
01:11:58I don't know if it gets cold where you're from, but maybe you can get some use out of it.
01:12:07Not now.
01:12:10Later.
01:12:14I didn't know we were giving gifts.
01:12:19So you don't forget what I look like.
01:12:33What was that?
01:12:34Did he just do something?
01:12:43I think he's inviting us.
01:13:02I'll go.
01:13:04I'll go.
01:13:13I'd like to go with you.
01:13:16Milton, can't you cut Denise?
01:13:18I'm ready to go.
01:13:22Jules has been nice company to me here, and I prefer not to have Denise see me get worse and
01:13:28worse every year.
01:13:43Hello?
01:13:45Dad, I'm not calling about the aliens.
01:13:50I'm not calling about any of that.
01:13:53It's time for your haircuts.
01:13:54So I could, uh, come by Saturday, and we could have lunch, and I could take care of it.
01:14:04We've been fighting, and I just want to hang out.
01:14:09We'll be around Saturday.
01:14:13Don't you work Saturdays?
01:14:15I'll get Heather to cover for me.
01:14:19We'll be around.
01:14:23Dad?
01:14:25I've seen you shut down before.
01:14:30I don't want that to happen to us.
01:14:36I'll have to check my schedule.
01:14:42Is everything okay?
01:14:47Yes, it is.
01:14:49All right.
01:14:51I'll wait to hear.
01:14:53I love you, Dad.
01:14:56You, too.
01:14:59Bye.
01:15:16National Security, open the door.
01:15:19They're coming for Jules.
01:15:22They're coming.
01:15:24Get him in the ship.
01:15:25I love you.
01:15:47See you next time.
01:15:54I'll be right back.
01:16:00Whoa. Whoa. That was amazing.
01:16:05Are we on his planet already?
01:16:08That didn't feel like very long.
01:16:11Felt like just a few seconds.
01:16:13I've got four bars and a text message.
01:16:18I think we're still on Earth.
01:16:21I think he just stopped to drop us off.
01:16:26I think we're still on Earth.
01:16:34Well, Jules, I guess it's time for your intergalactic journey.
01:16:43If they didn't need me to keep this town on the rails, I'd come with you.
01:16:59And Milton?
01:17:10I'm so thankful for your invitation to join you.
01:17:14And I know I would have enjoyed very much journeying with you through the heavens and seeing your home.
01:17:23But I've lived on this planet all my life.
01:17:27It's my home.
01:17:31Doesn't stop being that just because I'm getting ready to leave it.
01:17:37What's coming probably won't be fun.
01:17:41But I ought to do it here.
01:17:57I'll be okay.
01:18:05I'll be okay.
01:18:44I'll be okay.
01:19:08I'll be okay.
01:19:44do you think he remembers us
01:19:48who
01:19:51gary
01:19:53of course he remembers us
01:19:55don't you think he's been to other planets
01:19:57don't you think he's met other life forms
01:20:00he remembers us
01:20:03i am sure
01:20:10do you think gary remembers us milton
01:20:13gary who's gary
01:20:14jewels
01:20:24you
01:20:30you
01:20:32you
01:20:32you
01:20:38you
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