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Love To Hate You
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00:00:00Okay, Mom, here I am.
00:00:03Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:07I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:10Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun, too.
00:00:23Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted pram queen.
00:00:26Pram queen, Mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:34Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:39promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:46Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:54Don't look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, Mom.
00:00:59I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Haven't you figured it out?
00:01:02I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:04I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:08Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:10I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop!
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:24Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit!
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:37Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit!
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:45Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on.
00:01:54Wake up, wake up.
00:02:05My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:16Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:28Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:29Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:38Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer,
00:02:46sure that hair screams to me.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:08Why are you tired of an asshole?
00:03:13Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:15I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:18Thanks for giving the Porsche a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Porsche.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:31Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:52Oh, my God. That's insane.
00:03:58You?
00:04:01Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:04Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Portia, please.
00:04:07How hard do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner report?
00:04:12Or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:18Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:30I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:35Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:45Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:50Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is... is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:34Stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:39Everyone, seats, please!
00:05:45Okay, class.
00:05:46Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:54Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant!
00:06:11I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:14I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom.
00:06:17That's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:25Wear it.
00:06:25And think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:29I'll wear it every day.
00:06:31Where is it?
00:06:34Where is it?
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:42You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:55Hmm?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:59That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:11I'll take this as interest.
00:07:15Great Harvard.
00:07:16Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:28Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:48Good night.
00:07:49Good night.
00:07:53Good night.
00:08:20I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate in your dreams you arrogant assholes
00:08:34going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant you took it
00:08:41this morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have and it
00:08:47was barely a tap I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:09:02does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend it's not what it looks like really
00:09:09how about how this looks thanks for getting a portion of it by the way it would kill Hamilton
00:09:15if he saw this okay how much do you want to delete it I don't want your money I want
00:09:25my necklace back
00:09:26I told you I don't have it shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:36yeah he needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money then what do you want
00:09:44I need somewhere to live
00:09:47my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I just I don't feel safe
00:09:57never get it wait wait if you promise to keep my secret you can stay here
00:10:10deal
00:10:16uh which side is mine no side this is where you're sleeping what
00:10:20no I'm not living in your freaking closet this isn't what we agreed to
00:10:24I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:28but I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:29yeah they won't mind
00:10:32I mind
00:10:34look my father total hard ass there is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:38so he can't know about this take it or leave it
00:10:42who am I kidding beggars can't be choosers
00:10:47all right we have a deal
00:10:49hold up there will be rules
00:10:52oh definitely I know what you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:57one don't talk to me at school we are not friends
00:11:00gladly
00:11:02two keep your hands to yourself
00:11:04three same goes to you no checking out my six pack
00:11:08four no falling in love with me
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:31you have a key to my apartment
00:11:34I'm the landlord this is my property
00:11:37doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:38are you going to accept my generous offer
00:11:41I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:43hey you signed the lease
00:11:45you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:48I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:51let me go
00:11:55$500
00:11:55or you can work it off
00:12:02let me go of me
00:12:18get off her
00:12:22what the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:29you better get out of here
00:12:31or I'm not your teeth out
00:12:32or I'm not your teeth out
00:12:39hey
00:12:39hey
00:12:40come on
00:12:41let's get you out of here
00:12:42let's get you out of here
00:12:45whoa
00:12:46hey
00:12:47I got you
00:12:49I'm okay I just need a moment
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me
00:13:01why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:05god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:08you're gross you know that
00:13:13oh man
00:13:14this mattress is so soft
00:13:16it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:18you think I'm jealous of your bed
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:25that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:27thanks food stamps
00:13:28what's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway
00:13:33it was my mother's
00:13:35so it's like a family heirloom
00:13:38yeah something like that
00:13:41except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:46I'm not just one
00:13:48it's gonna get better
00:13:52don't give up
00:13:54don't give up
00:13:56it's gonna get better
00:14:00come on
00:14:02where's this stupid necklace
00:14:04oh
00:14:05and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:18get in food stamps
00:14:19one time
00:14:20or you can relate
00:14:23does it have a handle or
00:14:28not to her
00:14:30you're not
00:14:37thanks for the right trust fund
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:43give me your hands
00:14:44are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands
00:14:54Where was it? How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night
00:15:05You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:07That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep, that's right
00:15:11I just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:16You're disgusting
00:15:20Get off me
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:28Enjoy being late for class, food stamps
00:15:31Come on, get out
00:15:32Shoot
00:15:36Are you serious?
00:15:49Yeah, no thanks
00:15:572,000 words on the Civil War
00:15:58Guaranteed eight
00:15:59Nice, thank you
00:16:06Hey, keep that back
00:16:09Ah, selling school homework
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:16Shit, he's gonna use this against me
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you
00:16:20Usually assured destruction
00:16:21Relax, food stamps
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:26In the meantime
00:16:27Try to be a better person
00:16:53That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches
00:17:06Oh my god
00:17:08It's trash canistan
00:17:10Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:13How precious
00:17:18Toilet cleaner
00:17:19How appropriate
00:17:23No
00:17:25No
00:17:26No, wait
00:17:26No
00:17:26Stop, stop
00:17:27No
00:17:32No
00:17:32No
00:17:33No
00:17:33No
00:17:34No
00:17:34No
00:17:34No
00:17:34No
00:17:36I only have one uniform
00:17:38Please
00:17:40Harper
00:17:47What was that?
00:17:50No
00:17:51No
00:17:51That must be wrong
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:54Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:56Woohoo
00:18:00Come on
00:18:09What's going on?
00:18:10Is this some type of game?
00:18:12Seven minutes in heaven
00:18:13You've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:17And you gotta make them all count
00:18:19Nudity
00:18:19Nudity
00:18:20Is highly incurred
00:18:24Damn bro
00:18:25Way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:27Yeah
00:18:29I want to say that name
00:18:30Show it to me
00:18:31Now
00:18:32Might as well get it over with
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:52Give me that
00:18:53Yes
00:18:56Just take it
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:06None of your business
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:09Because you hate me
00:19:10Plus
00:19:11I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:13You're definitely safe with me
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:16Straight back at you
00:19:17This is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss
00:19:27Everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:19:29Just two seconds
00:19:30Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick
00:19:34And make it look good
00:19:45This is ridiculous
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:15My necklace
00:20:20That's my boy
00:20:22That bitch
00:20:23I can't let her sell Anderson from me
00:20:25My hair is cut in you stupid belt buckle
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on
00:20:29Let me just
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go
00:20:32How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me, let me try something else
00:20:35Ow
00:20:38Lucky girl
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:42If you know what I mean
00:20:45Go, Andy
00:20:46Hold still for a sec
00:20:48I can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:50I need to get out of here now
00:20:52Just take a deep breath
00:20:54I can't breathe
00:20:56Try to think of something else
00:20:58Anything else
00:20:59Okay
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:04Because we're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me
00:21:08I'd like to know
00:21:08So I can protect myself
00:21:09Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please
00:21:11If anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:13It's you
00:21:14On me
00:21:15Oh
00:21:16Be real
00:21:17Oh my god
00:21:17You're so full of yourself
00:21:19I need to get out of here
00:21:20Okay, hang on
00:21:21Careful
00:21:35What a little whore
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like
00:21:48Not cool, Portia
00:21:49Anderson?
00:21:54Hurry up
00:22:10You're home late
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing
00:22:13I love cleaning up after-rich kids
00:22:16It's my passionate life
00:22:18I meant because of Portia
00:22:20But she went in pretty hard at the party
00:22:23Yeah
00:22:24She's a bully
00:22:25That's what bullies do
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:32She's right
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:35I don't
00:22:36Obviously
00:22:38But
00:22:38I'd hate for you to quit
00:22:40Before you save up enough money
00:22:41To, you know
00:22:42Move out of my closet
00:22:43Trust me
00:22:44No one wants that more than me
00:22:47Hey, you know
00:22:49Signing up for every extracurricular club
00:22:51The school offers
00:22:53It isn't going to make you prom queen
00:22:56Oh my god
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club?
00:23:12Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:15I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:21She was dying and she was dying
00:23:23So
00:23:25I promise
00:23:26Look
00:23:27You don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins
00:23:33Always
00:23:33I have to try
00:23:35For my mom
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:41Shit, it's my father
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet
00:23:44Wait, go, wait
00:23:45What can't you?
00:23:50Father
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing
00:24:10And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:24:13Poor Anderson
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him
00:24:16I don't need you there
00:24:18It's cool
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket
00:24:54Hi
00:24:55I'm Harper
00:24:56Anderson's study partner
00:24:58We've got a big assignment together
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall
00:25:09Yes, that's me
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here
00:25:13But don't bring trash into my home
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:17I'm not trash
00:25:18She's not like that, father
00:25:19My over-saved son
00:25:21Is the heir to a great fortune
00:25:23And a renowned name
00:25:24And no slippery street slut
00:25:26Is gonna fuck her way into our world
00:25:28So
00:25:29You can hump your little gold-digging shovel elsewhere
00:25:32Stop it, father
00:25:34I'm not interested in your money
00:25:36Huh
00:25:37The mating call
00:25:38Of every parasite everywhere
00:25:42Don't
00:25:43Ever
00:25:44Let me see her
00:25:45Here again
00:25:46Yes, sir
00:25:56I'm sorry
00:25:57He's
00:25:57A super-rich dickhole
00:25:59Who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:26:00I can't stay here
00:26:03Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper
00:26:06Don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:08He's just a shithead money-making machine
00:26:10Who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:26:13Give me a reason to stay
00:26:16I've never met anyone like her
00:26:18I don't want her to go
00:26:23Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't- I don't care what he says
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:33Alright
00:26:33I'll stay
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely
00:26:40Besides
00:26:40You can't exactly run away
00:26:42When you have socks
00:26:44Swopholes
00:26:45Candy food stamps
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:50Mmm, once or twice
00:26:51Come on, come get it
00:26:53Come on, come get it
00:26:54My shirt off
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, Trash Canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner
00:27:20I-I don't want any trouble
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want
00:27:26Whatever you say
00:27:27Good
00:27:30And I say
00:27:31Lick my feet
00:27:33What?
00:27:35Get on your knees
00:27:36And lick my shoes clean, you rag
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me
00:27:44I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it
00:27:48Well, Tuff
00:27:49I am sharing your world
00:27:50So if I'm so offensive to you
00:27:52Just don't look at me
00:27:52I'm Tuff
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it
00:27:57I just want to go to class
00:27:58Do you know how lucky you are
00:27:59To be at Cavendish Hall
00:28:01Rubbing shoulders of people who are worth
00:28:02Ten of you
00:28:05Newsflash
00:28:05Having rich parents
00:28:07Doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate
00:28:09It says a pathetic
00:28:11Penniless orphan
00:28:21On your knees, rag
00:28:32Now lick
00:28:35Like you love it
00:28:41Oh my face, my nose
00:28:43Now lick
00:28:47Like you love it
00:28:52Oh my face, my nose
00:28:59Sorry, boys
00:29:00Best fight
00:29:01Are you okay?
00:29:04No, of course I'm not okay
00:29:05Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know
00:29:08Looks fine to me
00:29:09Right, Maias?
00:29:11Straight
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15No, no, no, no
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:18No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great
00:29:22You're always beautiful
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me
00:29:29This is your fault
00:29:33Porsche
00:29:33Porsche
00:29:34Totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy
00:29:40It hurts
00:29:41You're so pretty
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:30:00You're not wearing any pants
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:11You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps
00:30:20Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund
00:30:29How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A
00:30:32No, A plus
00:30:35So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment
00:30:41Yeah
00:30:42It'd be character building
00:30:44I hate you so much
00:30:45Really?
00:30:47I barely think about you
00:30:48Wait
00:30:52Before you go
00:30:55Why did you throw the bowl at Porsche today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth
00:31:04It was a clean spike
00:31:07Just out of ham's reach
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because
00:31:15I don't get why Porsche's giving you such a hard time
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down
00:31:20So I'm beneath her?
00:31:22Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:25Sure
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to
00:31:28Porsche doesn't run this school
00:31:29Even though she thinks she does
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named prom queen
00:31:34Okay, look
00:31:35In all seriousness
00:31:37You've got
00:31:39You two
00:31:39Hope you're ready to party
00:31:42Yes, Edison
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me
00:31:45For giving you what I mean
00:31:46Of course you can't know I'm living here
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:49Take something, quick
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed
00:31:52What do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah
00:31:54Come on, quick
00:31:54Come on
00:31:55Get in the bed
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Get
00:31:59Why are you doing that?
00:32:00Oh my God
00:32:09Dude, get a shirt on
00:32:10It's gonna be a big night
00:32:12And you know I like my night's day
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party
00:32:17Porsche figured you could be our designated driver
00:32:20Since, you know, you all wear one
00:32:23More than one
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore
00:32:27Gotta go mess up your bathroom
00:32:31So
00:32:33How are you
00:32:37Really
00:32:44How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:50Porsche
00:32:50We talked about this
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:33:00Nope
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing
00:33:18All good
00:33:19Just, um
00:33:21A bit sore from volleyball practice
00:33:25All right
00:33:26We ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah
00:33:28I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed
00:33:30And I'll see you guys outside in five
00:33:32Cool
00:33:33Porsche
00:33:34Let's go
00:33:41Thank God
00:33:41I nearly suffocated
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson
00:33:44You're the best
00:33:46Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do
00:33:48If horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me
00:33:51And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:55Sorry
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets
00:33:58Wait, is that?
00:34:00Oh my God
00:34:00Ew
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps
00:34:05And get our assignment done
00:34:12Hey
00:34:12Hey
00:34:17That's better
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No
00:34:24Never
00:34:26And if I get pregnant for me, she's, I swear
00:34:28Don't change the subject
00:34:31You were actually nice to me
00:34:32For once
00:34:36So
00:34:37Just
00:34:37Let me know if there's
00:34:39Anything else
00:34:40You want to do to thank me
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road
00:34:53Never in my lifetime
00:34:55Because I still hate you
00:34:56Hate you more
00:35:04Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps
00:35:13So I've done all the work, and you're starting an A-plus for me?
00:35:17100%
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean
00:35:26Shit
00:35:30Well done, food stamps
00:35:32You got me
00:35:37You have to make everyone fall in love with me
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps
00:35:44I'm not a miracle worker
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:06Or, option B, give people shit they like
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy
00:36:10Just feed them
00:36:22Drama kids
00:36:22Crane attention
00:36:24Just take a selfie with the one of the stars
00:36:26Uh, hey guys
00:36:29Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play
00:36:32Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:36I don't know
00:36:37That'll be
00:36:39Okay
00:36:42Oh my god, love it
00:36:43Thanks guys
00:36:44Oh my god
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders
00:36:52Yeah, sorry
00:36:53No chance
00:36:55What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win
00:36:57Yeah, you're screwed
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys
00:37:04So what do you got?
00:37:06Boobs
00:37:08And I can be popular
00:37:10And I got boobs
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No
00:37:18But
00:37:19I might have something which
00:37:21Could cause a lot of noise around here
00:37:24And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament
00:37:28Where the only thing hotter than the sand
00:37:30Is trying to stand your partner
00:37:32On the blue team
00:37:33Harper
00:37:34Um, so who are we playing against?
00:37:39And on the red team
00:37:41We have Portia
00:37:42And Hamilton
00:37:44You're shitting me
00:37:45I
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me
00:37:49That's what she said
00:37:50That is literally what she said
00:37:52Yo, Anderson
00:37:53Looking good, man
00:37:55Thanks for coming, guys
00:37:57What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag
00:38:06Let's play, then
00:38:09Let's go
00:38:11Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:12Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament
00:38:16Okay
00:38:18My potential boulders are here
00:38:20Time to impress the hell out of them
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:35Oh, what a hit!
00:38:36Woooo!
00:38:37Woooo!
00:38:38Eat there, bish!
00:38:40Woooo!
00:38:42Woooo!
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:52Oh, and the spike from Anderson
00:38:54It's cool
00:38:55We can wait for you to call your daddy for help
00:38:59At least I have a daddy
00:39:34So you can train a pig to smile
00:39:36What?
00:39:37I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids
00:39:42He's competitive
00:39:43And I'm hot
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school generator beat me
00:39:47Not in front of half the volleyball team
00:39:50Oh, my God
00:39:53You're dead
00:40:05Hey, you okay?
00:40:08Portia, that was bullshit
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:12You suck!
00:40:13Get out of here, you're lame!
00:40:15Whatever
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16Boo!
00:40:18You followers are gonna hate me
00:40:19You got this, okay?
00:40:20Come on
00:40:33You got this, okay?
00:40:35Come on
00:40:37Oh my God, is that Portia?
00:40:39Whoa, babe, that was some hit
00:40:41Are you okay?
00:40:44Do I look okay?
00:40:46Can you help?
00:40:48Please?
00:41:00Great game, awesome final serve
00:41:03My followers are going crazy for you
00:41:05Yeah, she smashed it
00:41:08Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:10Still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:12Yeah, do it!
00:41:13We'll vote for you
00:41:13That's like a whole team
00:41:15Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:17You're gonna be violent
00:41:18Wow
00:41:19This might work after all
00:41:21And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house
00:41:25She's gone
00:41:27I will kill her
00:41:29It's just a game, Portia
00:41:30Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen
00:41:32I'm Prom Queen
00:41:34She's fucking poverty queen
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:38Who cares?
00:41:39Anderson's my oldest friend
00:41:42And she's changing him
00:41:44She better not change you too
00:41:46Portia, you've been Prom Queen like every year
00:41:49It's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:53Or?
00:41:55Needy
00:41:56Needy
00:41:57I was just Joby
00:41:59I didn't mean it
00:42:01Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:07Just go
00:42:09Go!
00:42:10I'm fine
00:42:14I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love
00:42:33I'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:40Happy Valentine
00:42:42Happy Valentine
00:42:57Wait
00:42:58Wait
00:42:58Did Anderson just give me a valentine?
00:43:06What the fuck?
00:43:07Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:43:10I know
00:43:11She looks like a walking cock softener to me
00:43:13But she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:22Yeah, that'll be good for you
00:43:25It will
00:43:25That's weird
00:43:26He's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:28So
00:43:29Who's it from?
00:43:30Oh
00:43:31Hey
00:43:31That's mine
00:43:32Give it back
00:43:33How do you know?
00:43:34How do you know?
00:43:35Yeah?
00:43:36Who from?
00:43:39Don't even know
00:43:40But when I find out
00:43:42I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:50Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:52Tastes kinda weird
00:43:54Typical trust fund jerk
00:43:55Always taking it every
00:44:00Anderson?
00:44:01Oh, what the fuck
00:44:02Anderson!
00:44:03Anderson!
00:44:04What?
00:44:05Help!
00:44:09Anderson!
00:44:10Help!
00:44:11Help!
00:44:12Shit, it's drugs
00:44:15That was meant for me
00:44:17Anderson
00:44:22Reminder
00:44:23All students, please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:26The Dean awards are today
00:44:27It is about to commence
00:44:28Anderson!
00:44:29We really need to wake up
00:44:31Oh, sorry
00:44:32Uh
00:44:33Oh
00:44:33Anderson!
00:44:38Oh my god
00:44:42What the hell?
00:44:43I hate you!
00:44:44Breaks!
00:44:45You're heavy!
00:44:48Trust fund
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:53Wake up!
00:45:00Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:03Wait
00:45:06Oh my god
00:45:22Finally
00:45:23Oh my god
00:45:24I've been waiting
00:45:26I've been waiting
00:45:37I've been waiting
00:45:41No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:44Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:47Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel like you're drunk?
00:45:51I'll explain later.
00:45:52Okay, we need to go.
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's still a lot here.
00:45:59Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry
00:46:03clothes
00:46:03and we need to go.
00:46:06Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt we lost and found.
00:46:10So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:16Okay, help me in.
00:46:18Yep, yep, that's it.
00:46:20Good little big boy.
00:46:26Cool.
00:46:34You are not ready, babe.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:44you?
00:46:45We don't have time for this.
00:46:47You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:52Please make your way to the dean's office.
00:46:54Yep, yep, come on, come on.
00:46:54Oh, where are we?
00:46:55Oh, you're staying?
00:46:56Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:57Oh, yep.
00:47:00This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:47:04Okay, confident.
00:47:05Confident.
00:47:06He's here!
00:47:08Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:11A step forward, please.
00:47:14So, this is for your courage.
00:47:16Above and beyond the color of beauty.
00:47:19Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage.
00:47:26You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:37He looks great.
00:47:43What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:52Wait.
00:47:53You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:56It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:05No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, trust me.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:14Are you serious?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16No.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:29Why?
00:48:30Don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:33I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And you were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:41It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I'd put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:53That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:59You sure are not holding out on me food stamps?
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:13I promise.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:16Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:17Got to go find my prong breasts.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bine, though.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:27Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:58Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:15Follow me.
00:50:16It's easy for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:25It's a poop emoji.
00:50:28Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:31I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:40Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:44Go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:51Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:53No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:07Cavendish, Harvard, home queen.
00:51:09I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:12I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17I'll do it all for you.
00:51:18Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:27Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:41I need you to do something for me.
00:51:46Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:52:00Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:05I have to make this work.
00:52:06Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:22Don't worry.
00:52:24My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:25Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:29Yes.
00:52:30T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:32The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:35Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:39What?
00:52:40Anderson, no.
00:52:40This is way too much.
00:52:42Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:44Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like this.
00:52:47Not like this.
00:52:48Why not?
00:52:49Because I can't afford it.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51I spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:58Okay?
00:53:01Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:03Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:07Just enjoy it.
00:53:08Okay?
00:53:09Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:22You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:26And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price.
00:53:32Is that it?
00:53:33Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know, like my car.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45I'll do it.
00:53:46Great.
00:53:47Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:49I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me.
00:53:56I'm a makeover grocery.
00:53:58Even better.
00:53:59This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay.
00:54:03Sit.
00:54:04Let's go.
00:54:05Color.
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Black.
00:54:07Funeral.
00:54:08Got a bit of this.
00:54:11Oh, fun track.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:14It's okay.
00:54:15We'll get there.
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:19Sparkle.
00:54:20Oh, pretty.
00:54:22Go.
00:54:23Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:31It's getting close.
00:54:36I am amazing.
00:54:39You really did it this time.
00:54:41Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Yeah, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51She'll accept them.
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:58Dumped Hamilton.
00:54:59I need to be with you.
00:55:01What?
00:55:01Night's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:12Sorry.
00:55:13Got an issue.
00:55:14Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:16Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:18Okay, girl.
00:55:19Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:21Come on.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:36Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:42Wow.
00:55:43It's like a dream.
00:55:55where is anderson he should have come running how humiliating if he doesn't come waiting for
00:56:02something we need to talk seriously hamilton i told you it's not working out so who's it
00:56:11working out for them who are you dressed up for am i really doing this what if portia is right
00:56:20and i
00:56:20really don't belong here they're all rich and elite and i'm just me shit i can't do it
00:56:29i forgot to say carper do you want to be prom queen or not risk everything or walk away and
00:56:34break your promise to your mom
00:56:48oh my god is that charity girl harper that dress is fire she looks so hot
00:56:59how can a beggar like her afford that dress
00:57:18finally he's coming to me
00:57:24hey food stamps you look amazing
00:57:30you don't look half bad yourself trust fund
00:57:36um yeah
00:57:47are you fucking kidding me
00:57:48welcome seniors to your prom tonight is for making lasting memories
00:57:55appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life
00:58:01everyone take your partners for the first dance
00:58:06that pig-eyed bitch
00:58:07so for the whole queue of jocks line up
00:58:11how about it food stamps
00:58:14you're joking you're the most beautiful girl here
00:58:22obviously because of me i mean i chose the dress and i'd say i got a pretty flawless taste
00:58:28so how about it food stamps
00:58:31are we gonna dance or what
00:58:33i so want to more than anything
00:58:37but can i trust this
00:58:50okay put your hands here
00:58:57hey not bad food stamps
00:58:58hey not bad food stamps
00:59:36it's time to announce at prom king and queen
00:59:40portia leon a queen for many years
00:59:43thank you for your service
00:59:45but tonight's new prom queen and king
00:59:48is
00:59:49harper sullivan
00:59:50and anderson savage
01:00:00be cool portia
01:00:01what is happening
01:00:02that crown is mine
01:00:03i broke up with hamilton so you and i could win and be together
01:00:06look
01:00:07i didn't tell hamilton about you coming on to me
01:00:09because he's my buddy
01:00:11but if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:12i'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him
01:00:16wait
01:00:17anderson and portia were never together
01:00:21this isn't real this isn't happening
01:00:23it is
01:00:24don't deal with it
01:00:26sorry porsche
01:00:27i gotta go be king
01:00:34it's hard to play
01:00:44a new king and queen
01:00:51well done for instance
01:00:58i did it mom
01:01:00just like we promised
01:01:03i'm prom queen
01:01:04it's true
01:01:06portia broke up with hamilton to get with anderson
01:01:10i always thought anderson was really into her
01:01:14friends and lovers right
01:01:18it's you
01:01:19portia
01:01:21congratulations
01:01:22probably shouldn't say
01:01:24but i heard one of the judges say that anderson gave him a ton of money so you could win
01:01:31i don't believe you
01:01:32makes sense to me
01:01:34and me
01:01:35hey mayas
01:01:36any idea why anderson would do that
01:01:39sex
01:01:41lots of
01:01:41there you go
01:01:43if the mayas know then
01:01:46everyone knows
01:01:47i'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown
01:01:50i wouldn't do that if i were you
01:01:52i wouldn't do that if i were you
01:01:54you're gonna make a fool of yourself
01:01:55there's no way you beat me
01:01:56not in a million years
01:01:58portia
01:01:59has it ever occurred to you
01:02:01that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you
01:02:03a spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants
01:02:08any other way
01:02:08you know the truth witch
01:02:11you're nothing
01:02:12you're like
01:02:13a chicken nugget on a table of caviar
01:02:16you're trash
01:02:18a handicapped parking space that anderson pulled into for five minutes
01:02:22because i was busy with hamilton
01:02:24oh so you're no longer with hamilton
01:02:26that's right
01:02:27so there's nothing stopping you and anderson being together
01:02:31oh there you're getting it
01:02:33and yet anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than
01:02:39whatever this is
01:02:42ouch
01:02:42that is a good point
01:02:48don't worry portia
01:02:49your type is going straight to non-recyclable
01:03:22what did you just do
01:03:23you tripped on her hem
01:03:24i mean i tried to grab her but
01:03:26bullshit
01:03:28no you better get out of here
01:03:29before i do something i regret
01:03:30what like not respond when i tell you how i feel
01:03:34you fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:36i have no idea what you're talking about
01:03:38anderson how do we go from hanging out all the time to this
01:03:41i don't know
01:03:43the sooner you're in the rear view
01:03:44the better the road ahead looks
01:03:46fuck you
01:03:47what a bunch of lies
01:03:49hey how's your ankle you okay
01:03:51it's okay it's okay i'm okay
01:03:55you're not okay
01:03:56i got you
01:04:01you okay
01:04:03i will be
01:04:05okay
01:04:05now don't go anywhere
01:04:09uh i'm gonna take your shoes off
01:04:11okay
01:04:12is it bad
01:04:13yeah it's gonna need some strapping
01:04:18can we talk
01:04:19if it's about my medical qualifications
01:04:22it's okay
01:04:24i have none
01:04:27i just
01:04:28i heard portia
01:04:29say that she broke up at hamilton to be with you
01:04:33that's why i couldn't drive you to prom
01:04:36you went to see portia
01:04:37hamilton
01:04:39well for a check
01:04:40he kind of saw it coming
01:04:42poor guy
01:04:44i don't understand
01:04:45why are you sitting here fixing my ankle
01:04:48when portia's free
01:04:49it's like she's in love with you
01:04:51i don't love her
01:04:53portia and i we were never together
01:04:55what you saw that first day of school
01:04:57was portia just being a brat
01:04:59she always wants what she can't have
01:05:02and i'd never do that to hamilton
01:05:05why didn't you just say that
01:05:06why didn't you just tell me portia doped your chocolate
01:05:09because i had to be sure
01:05:10like you had to be sure i wasn't sneaking around with portia
01:05:13let's face it
01:05:14you never would have believed me
01:05:16i'm just a spoiled rich kid
01:05:17right
01:05:19maybe
01:05:21i was wrong about that
01:05:23about a lot of things
01:05:31maybe it's time
01:05:32to make things right
01:05:35uh
01:05:37i got you something
01:05:45i thought it would
01:05:46go with your dress
01:05:50they're so lovely
01:05:52let me um
01:05:53let me put them on
01:05:54no no no
01:05:55you've already been too generous
01:05:57it's easy for me to be generous food stamps
01:05:59i have a trust one remember
01:06:10beautiful
01:06:12they are beautiful
01:06:14thank you
01:06:15i wasn't talking about the earrings
01:06:19how's your ankle
01:06:21better
01:06:22we won't be doing a king and queen dance though
01:06:25says who
01:06:28i really
01:06:29come on
01:06:34um
01:06:35okay
01:06:36put your feet
01:06:37on mine
01:06:42okay
01:06:52is this real
01:06:53is this really happening
01:06:55i don't think this night could be more perfect
01:06:58what
01:07:15is this real
01:07:15so
01:07:15i don't know
01:07:20no
01:07:21so
01:07:25i don't know
01:07:25i don't know
01:07:27i don't know
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:31I know.
01:07:33You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:11I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:17Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:21he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:50we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yep.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:19I want to be finished printing.
01:09:23Oh my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:26This is so good news for us.
01:09:29And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:32You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like eye of Newton in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And eye of penis into his mouth.
01:09:40The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:44This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening, no.
01:10:05Give us a smile.
01:10:07Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom,
01:10:20so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:23It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:27And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing!
01:10:33What? No, no, you're a liar!
01:10:35You're finished, dear rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might need to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:43This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That's not true.
01:10:56I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:59Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little test?
01:11:03You feel bad, right?
01:11:12Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:24Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:26What? To punish you?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:35Harper.
01:11:36Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:44I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:51Having trouble gives people like you a chance to be better and are always baptized.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:59You don't know her.
01:12:01As president of the parents committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:07you expelled.
01:12:08In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:25Exactly.
01:12:26Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:41What?
01:12:46Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:02Come on!
01:13:10Call Harper.
01:13:21Hamilton.
01:13:27Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shits going down.
01:13:31Dude, look. Harper's run off.
01:13:33I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, man.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's gonna disappear forever
01:13:49And I'll never see her again
01:13:50You gotta help me, man, please
01:13:54Harper
01:13:57Hey
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me
01:14:01Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:03Apologize to her
01:14:04Do it now
01:14:06I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things
01:14:10I'm sorry about that
01:14:13It's fine
01:14:13It doesn't matter, none of it does
01:14:15It's over now
01:14:17Ask her if she's gonna let Portia run her out of town
01:14:20Are you really gonna let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:24She's right
01:14:26I don't belong here
01:14:27People like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:14:33Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:38Yeah, I guess
01:14:40With Anderson
01:14:43Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time
01:14:45It just felt safe for them
01:14:48Ask her
01:14:49If she's really gonna let Portia take that away from her
01:14:53Are you really gonna let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:02It was a $15,000 Breitling watch
01:15:05You wore a men's watch
01:15:07Brent
01:15:09Gave me the watch
01:15:10Because he wanted me to go out with him
01:15:14And when I didn't go out with him
01:15:16He told the police that I stole it
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying
01:15:23Let's see it for Miss Leon
01:15:24Thank you, sir
01:15:25Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked
01:15:28Because, well, no one needs to steal anything
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim
01:15:33And then I found it stolen
01:15:34And the Maya
01:15:35Sorry
01:15:37Maya and Maya
01:15:38Said that they saw Harper going through my locker
01:15:41Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:45But it's not
01:15:46It's the police's word
01:15:48Another young man's word
01:15:50And Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence
01:15:57Not evidence
01:15:58But
01:15:59I worked so hard for this
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense
01:16:07You people like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:14Well, in that case
01:16:16I have to cancel your scholarship
01:16:18And report this to the police
01:16:21No
01:16:24Stop
01:16:26You all will need to see this
01:16:27You all will need to see this
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell
01:16:34Saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him
01:16:40When she rejected him
01:16:41He lied to the police
01:16:43To punish her
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson
01:16:45What you got over you?
01:16:47Have some dignity
01:16:53Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry
01:17:00Oh my God
01:17:01You found it
01:17:02Oh, thank you
01:17:04Thank you, thank you
01:17:05Yeah
01:17:05Yeah, I found it
01:17:06In your bedside table
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor
01:17:13She'll never be one of us
01:17:15Why can't you all see
01:17:16What a filthy little slut she is
01:17:17She plays the victim
01:17:18So we all feel sorry for her
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon
01:17:23Now
01:17:25Miss Sullivan
01:17:27What to make of all of this
01:17:31Your accusers say
01:17:32Oh, you're a very sincere apology
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe
01:17:36And I'm going to write you
01:17:38A personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:17:39To help make up this
01:17:41Thank you, Team Nazis
01:17:43And Anderson
01:17:46Now
01:17:47Miss Leon
01:17:48What to do with you?
01:17:51Please don't expel me
01:17:52My parents will kill me
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you
01:17:58But you fixed everything
01:17:59Harper
01:18:01The way I feel about you
01:18:03You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:05But you haven't
01:18:06Not by a long shot
01:18:09You might think you're in love
01:18:10But this will not work
01:18:12You won't come to realize that
01:18:13She's not like us
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that
01:18:15You'll always feel secure
01:18:17And she never will
01:18:18You'll end up thinking
01:18:20She's a neurotic mess
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model
01:18:23Four wives
01:18:24All gone
01:18:25Harper
01:18:26Is the most amazing
01:18:28Smartest
01:18:29Most determined person
01:18:30I've ever met
01:18:31Anderson
01:18:32Drop her
01:18:33If you make me choose
01:18:35I'll choose her
01:18:36Over you
01:18:37Every time
01:18:38Anderson
01:18:38You don't mean that
01:18:40Listen clearly
01:18:41If you want me to stay in your life
01:18:43You accept Harper
01:18:44Or I'm gone
01:18:48I hope he's right about you
01:18:50Because every woman
01:18:51I've ever met
01:18:52Is in it for the money
01:18:54With all I do your respect
01:18:55I don't really care
01:18:56What you think
01:19:04Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:07I stood up for my girl
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job
01:19:24Food stamps
01:19:26We'll probably do
01:19:27A lot of this
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like
01:19:35I love you, Harper
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything
01:19:42But
01:19:42I think I could handle all that
01:19:46And
01:19:46I'll make you feel safe
01:19:48Every day of your life
01:19:51I love you so much
01:19:53Anderson Savage
01:19:56I love you, Harper Sullivan
01:20:20Miss Sullivan
01:20:24What was this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard
01:20:27They had some from me, too
01:20:28Oh, shit
01:20:30Sorry, Dean
01:20:36Look, Sam's
01:20:37Just open it
01:20:47It's my confirmation
01:20:48I'm in
01:20:49I'm definitely in
01:20:50Oh, my God
01:20:54I don't mean to steal your thunder
01:20:56But
01:20:58I got an early offer, too
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year
01:21:03Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps
01:21:05Guess I'm gonna have to try harder, then
01:21:09It's perfect
01:21:10Everything's perfect
01:21:18Hey
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you
01:21:22You know that, right?
01:21:24I do
01:21:26I do
01:21:28I do
01:21:29I think about what it'd be like
01:21:35appointing you for that
01:21:36What days are falling up for you
01:21:38I can't imagine
01:21:40I can't imagine
01:21:42But
01:21:43I can't imagine
01:21:44Okay, Script
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