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ALL THE BEST - Comedy Scene (Part 1) | Ajay Devgn, Fardeen Khan, Sanjay Dutt, Bipasha Basu [Full Movie] [Trending]Full EP - Full
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00:13Oh
00:15Oh
00:30The water is about 24 hours, right?
00:32Yes, how do you know this?
00:34Oh, it looks like a tank is a pool.
00:38What's up, sir?
00:40What?
00:42The girl?
00:44Sir, I know this, brother.
00:46This dog is sitting in the bed.
00:49So, what are you doing here?
00:51Mary, they are here.
00:54What?
00:55Are you here, servant?
00:56I'm going to kill my bed.
00:57I'm going to kill you.
00:58The water is not going to kill you.
01:00The dog is going to kill you.
01:02Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary!
01:04This is our bungalow raised our bank.
01:06This is the lottery.
01:08Are you?
01:13You're a millionaire.
01:16I'll understand this.
01:17Stop.
01:18I'm, Raghu,
01:20that's 5,000,000.
01:25Another one.
01:27After a few thousand thousand, five thousand, half a thousand.
01:30I have to ask for this question.
01:36What is this?
01:39Yeshri, how much time it will be to reach it?
01:41Take it.
01:42Okay, quick.
01:44Quick, quickly, yeshri will be to reach the temple.
01:46Wow, Prame.
01:48This is one idea that changes life.
01:50Right.
01:50The latest idea of Vrkha's friend has changed.
02:20Do you want to attend now, please.
02:22Okay, I will.
02:24Hello.
02:25Vim, sir, madam.
02:26Hi, one minute.
02:28Pinto's phone.
02:29Yes, Pinto, what happened?
02:30Madam, Jim's board fell on the client.
02:33What? I'm good.
02:34What happened?
02:36Your father's board fell on the client.
02:39You guys do packing, I'm good.
02:40Vidya, please leave me.
02:42Yes, sure.
02:43Come.
02:45What are you doing now?
02:52With the science, there are good news from the north-west corner.
02:58What?
02:59Vidya, for God's sake.
03:01Please, you keep yourself, Vidya.
03:02You keep yourself alone.
03:04Sorry.
03:05Don't tell me.
03:06Veer, this is all you're taking.
03:08And you're okay.
03:09Now, Vidya, I was just kidding.
03:12Vidya, I was just kidding.
03:12Shut up, Vidya.
03:13Darling, get lost.
03:14I don't want to talk to you.
03:16Get lost.
03:19Hello.
03:20Hello, guess who?
03:22Guess who?
03:23Here, there's no guess who.
03:24Hey, dharam, dharam.
03:25Yes, I'm Hindu.
03:26Is this 266-7712?
03:29Kapoor's house?
03:30No, this is his phone number.
03:32What up?
03:34Can I speak with Veer?
03:35With Veer?
03:37I'm with Veer's brother, Dharam Kapoor.
03:41I'm speaking with Veer.
03:43Hello, who?
03:44Veer?
03:45Veer?
03:46What a pleasant surprise.
03:47Can you hear me, Veer?
03:48Of course, I can hear you.
03:49Yes, the line is very clear.
03:51No, so long distance call.
03:52Long distance, Veer.
03:54Five kilometers ka distance hai.
03:56Goa airport se bol raha ho.
03:59Actually, Singapore se mein Lushoto ja raha ho.
04:02Technical reasons ki wajay se hai
04:03haan Goa mein emergency landing karni padi.
04:05Doh gandhe ka hault hai.
04:06Is liye mein milne aara.
04:07Tujhe, aur specially Vidya.
04:11Ithra, ithra, ithra.
04:12Hello?
04:13Hello, Veer?
04:14Ithra, ithra, ithra.
04:15Hello, Veer?
04:24Okay.
04:25Kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, khaa.
04:28Wohh guztaybe nikal gai hai.
04:30Ab kya karun ka mein?
04:31Have you gone mad?
04:32Toh phone kar, sorry bol.
04:33Or le ki ja.
04:34Hmm?
04:35Le.
04:36Haan.
04:37Simpul.
04:38Haan.
04:46Hi, sweetheart.
04:47Hi, darling.
04:48Kia tum abhi bhi guztay mein ho?
04:50Sal!
04:51Sal!
04:52Sal!
04:52Khoi luchche lafange lose character lardke.
04:55Waddamapko zweed a downing bode a phone pay.
04:58What?
04:58Hey!
04:58Haan?
05:00Kutte kamine salai.
05:01Yee Vidya kahi phone hai.
05:03Mane hii baat karra tha.
05:05Ab kya kareke phone chotke gaiye hai?
05:09Idea.
05:10Bai sahab hai Vidya koi ne dekha na?
05:12Hai.
05:14Toh Mehri ko Vidya banake leke kya.
05:18Prem, yee gharge...
05:19She's kind even aya, yaar.
05:21Toh kya hua, yaar?
05:22Tuhnne woh garaa nahi suna?
05:24Baharo phool bursao mera bheibhub aya hai.
05:27Funny, Prem, very funny.
05:29Dharm bhaiya goa a gaye hai.
05:31Or tujhe mazab kuzun.
05:31Abou!
05:33What?
05:36Dharm zhari goa a gaye hai.
05:39Iska mad live u gara may be aayenge?
05:41With the ma'am ko gara nahi deghe ke thum kya kareenge?
05:46Thum peah gan kye kerte hai?
05:48Ahi saa poochenge thum khejjee meh dheegi.
05:50Woh kutta goti inder kye raheta hai?
05:52Ahi saa poochenge thum word answer you will give.
05:55Tamharaa hi saa karne ka hai kase ho hii?
05:57Ahi saa poochenge.
05:58Thum kyea bohreki sir?
05:59It is not a simple problem sir.
06:02Inke shadi ka chute pakade jayenge.
06:03So inka bai haf sab ka bai angro paja denge sir?
06:06Please sir, listen to me sir.
06:09Or the best design is.
06:12Prem, kuch soch yaar kuch soch.
06:15Naye to tu ar maik gahe.
06:17Idea.
06:18Bata.
06:18Mai get up change kar ke Vidya ban jata hoon.
06:22Lekin meinne bhaiya ko seriously ka hai.
06:25Ki meinne kukhub sotot ladki se shadi ki hai.
06:27Toh tu get up change kar ke Vidya banja?
06:29Be serious yaar, Prem.
06:32Prem, kuch soch yaar kuch soch.
06:35Dora apne dhe maa ko.
06:37Aagya, aagya.
06:38Idea?
06:38Naye yaar, airport aagya.
06:40Right, right.
06:41Prem!
06:44Ek or ar idea.
06:45Ham log boltei ki Vidya kidnap hogi hai.
06:47Or ransom me on logonhen des laag rupai maanga hai.
06:49Agar tere bhai ne dee diya toh tobu ka problem bhi solve ho jaega yaar.
06:52Kidnap?
06:53Ransom?
06:54Ye sab sunkar bhaiya flyt hi chkole dheenge.
06:56Or ham dhudh ur problemen phas jayenge.
06:59I think third class ideas de raha hai.
07:01Kuch or nahi soch sakta hai.
07:02Soch nahi sakta ho.
07:03Dekh sakta ho.
07:04Ha?
07:04Ho dhek.
07:05All the best.
07:20Veer.
07:21Bhaiya.
07:22How are you?
07:24Kaisa hai tu?
07:24Menei, thik ho.
07:25Aap kaisa hai?
07:27Bhaiya, yeh meera dh...
07:28Driver hai?
07:29Naye, actually, meera dhost.
07:31Driver ko dhost bana diya?
07:33I'm so proud of you, Veer.
07:35Kher?
07:36Yeh bata ki Vidya ka hai.
07:39Bhaiya, Vidya, yaahaan...
07:43She's missing.
07:44She's been kidnapped.
07:46Hey, or koji kaani bana.
07:49Menei jantau ho, Vidya ghar pere hai.
07:51Or muczse naraaz hai.
07:52Nahi bhaiya, naraaz hai aap se.
07:55Nahi bhai.
07:58Haan, naraaz hai muczse.
07:59Or honna bhi chahi.
08:00She's got all the reasons for it.
08:02Na, mein usse mila ho.
08:04Or business ke silsile mein mein meinne
08:05Tum dhun ho ki sari dhi bhi miss kerti.
08:07Nahi bhaiya, si koji.
08:08I've missed kia.
08:09Aap ki presents ko.
08:11Kher.
08:12Yeh fad tu bata chhoڑtay hain.
08:15Or vah jake kaofi pita hai.
08:16Bohut sari bata kare ni hai.
08:17Ya, come, let's go.
08:18As we're traveling from Singapore to Lushoto,
08:20Another aircraft has been arranged.
08:21But the flight has to come from
08:22Mumbai, so it will take four hours
08:24from now to take off.
08:25We're sorry for the delay.
08:27Ting-tong.
08:29Chara ghante delay.
08:32Chara ghante delay.
08:33Yes, yes.
08:34Chara ghante delay.
08:35That's great news.
08:38Coffee pita hai bhaiya?
08:39No.
08:40Hum, ghar jake vidya ke saath coffee pihenge.
08:42How's that?
08:44Kadi day kaalo, mein saaman leki ya toho.
08:46Come on boys, four hours delay.
08:48What luck.
08:51Saaman lehen gai.
08:53Teri aarti ka saaman.
09:05This car will not be able to get your own car.
09:08Huh?
09:09Huh?
09:10Uh...
09:11I'll get it, brother.
09:14Please, just one minute.
09:16Excuse me.
09:20If you go to the house, I went to the hospital.
09:22You're taking the car, I think something.
09:23Look, I'll tell you.
09:25Where?
09:27Mommy!
09:29Mommy!
09:31Mommy!
09:31Mommy!
09:31Mommy!
09:35How sweet!
09:36That's the reason I've missed India.
09:40She wants to take her in a hole and kiss her.
09:45How much time?
09:47What are you seeing?
09:48Rolex, Rolex.
09:50That's also original.
09:5124 carats gold, diamond studded.
09:53You're so lucky.
09:55Watches don't excite me.
09:57Oh, yeah!
09:59Now, that's what I call a hot supermodel.
10:01What a piece.
10:04It's not in the market.
10:06I've never seen anything before.
10:08Pampers are small, but there are headlights.
10:13I wish I could ride a rear.
10:16What's your name?
10:17What's your name?
10:19What's your name?
10:20Prem Chopra.
10:22Fantastic.
10:23It's very suitable.
10:24Let me tell you one thing.
10:27Who's the name of this?
10:30Who's the name of this?
10:30I don't know.
10:33Hey, Veer.
10:35Come here.
10:36Who's the name of this?
10:38Who's the name of this?
10:38Prem.
10:45We are finished. We're finished. We're finished.
10:50Don't worry about tension.
10:52Before coming to your house, your wife will be in trouble.
10:55But how?
10:55I'll leave you alone.
10:56You go. All the best.
11:02She's not coming here.
11:05She's a good job.
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