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#Bait S01E03 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:42I hear that.
00:42I really do.
00:43It's just really not a good day to me, because it's Eid, so I've got to stick with family.
00:46Okay.
00:47Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad?
00:52A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:57Okay.
00:57Well, there is a lot of chatter.
00:58Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane.
01:01This could cost you the role.
01:03Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju.
01:07What are you waiting for?
01:09Mommy, we met Felicia.
01:10This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweets.
01:19What's going on?
01:20Don't give me a ticket, cousin.
01:21Felicia.
01:22What's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that honey auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia.
01:29You're going to get him the job.
01:30Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shahj is just perfect for the job.
01:34I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill.
01:40Remember Shahjee?
01:41No.
01:41How specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:44Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye bye.
01:49Do you have a black lady?
01:51Do you have a black lady?
01:55Sorry.
01:56You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:02What the fuck is this?
02:02You tell me.
02:10You know what?
02:11I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen.
02:13None of this matters, okay?
02:15No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine.
02:41Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43Alright.
02:43So how are you going to do?
02:44Oh no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mum usually hosts but I fucked that up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community, for the people that you say you're doing all of this for.
03:08Do you want more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way.
03:44Hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48Yeah.
03:50So, you've come to visit us, lowly villagers.
03:53You've come to visit us, lowly villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:01Don't listen to him.
04:01Let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and
04:08to make it rightful.
04:09Right?
04:10Should have won black.
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal witches' gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:18Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23Oh.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27What?
04:28Hassan?
04:28Saleem?
04:30You little golden boy.
04:31I stood Dubai.
04:32Big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42All with that?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:48We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nangy Naila.
04:54Nangy Naila.
04:54Oh, my God.
04:56Nangy Naila.
04:57Nangy Naila.
04:58She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Eid Mubarak.
05:07Such a beautiful woman.
05:09Thank you so much for having me.
05:15Mmm.
05:19Samina?
05:20Eid Mubarak.
05:22Eid Mubarak.
05:24Eid Mubarak.
05:43Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:47Eid Mubarak.
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:49Okay.
05:50Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:54Eid Mubarak.
05:57Eid Mubarak.
06:25Eid Mubarak.
06:28Eid Mubarak.
06:54Eid Mubarak.
06:57Eid Mubarak.
07:42Eid Mubarak.
07:54Eid Mubarak.
07:56Eid Mubarak.
08:09Eid Mubarak.
08:12Eid Mubarak.
08:22Eid Mubarak.
08:51Eid Mubarak.
08:52Eid Mubarak.
08:54Eid Mubarak.
09:17Eid Mubarak.
09:30Eid Mubarak.
09:34Eid Mubarak.
09:36Eid Mubarak.
09:39Eid Mubarak.
09:57Eid Mubarak.
10:02Eid Mubarak.
10:02Eid Mubarak.
10:03Eid Mubarak.
10:05Eid Mubarak.
10:06Eid Mubarak.
10:07Eid Mubarak.
10:09Eid Mubarak.
10:10Eid Mubarak.
10:12Eid Mubarak.
10:13Eid Mubarak.
10:14Eid Mubarak.
10:17Eid Mubarak.
10:18Yes.
10:19What are you saying, bro?
10:19Yes.
10:20Look at this guy.
10:21You good?
10:21Yeah.
10:22Come join us, man.
10:23Join us.
10:23I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:27That's how I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah?
10:31You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings.
10:37Try it, man.
10:37Try it.
10:38And I got his arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
10:44Yeah?
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June, so.
10:50Muba!
10:50Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever.
11:11No issues.
11:11No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
11:15It's not.
11:16It's just a bit of violent disorder.
11:17It was.
11:18It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
11:19It was really before, in a way.
11:20He's a ride or die, and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:23No credit issues, because I'm going all in with everything that I've got.
11:26Right?
11:26So, if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:29Sorry, Judd.
11:30I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than, sort of, Series A.
11:35See this conversation here?
11:36This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And, in fact, I'll be honest with you.
11:42It's too close.
11:43Okay.
11:43Give me back my dildos, then.
11:48Even for me personally, the most important quality about Mooba is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
11:58That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And, anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service.
12:08That's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best, hospitality.
12:12That's our culture.
12:12One might say, like, the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16Hmm.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17I'm going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this...
12:21You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You been?
12:28No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with, you know,
12:31more like, with the...
12:33But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, mate?
12:35He ain't going to let you in, bro.
12:37You don't want to go there, mate.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Yeah.
12:39Remember that.
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff like that.
12:45There was no need.
12:47They lose good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not going to work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54No.
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:02No.
13:19No.
13:21No.
13:22No.
13:25No.
13:26I just thought...
13:28I worry for him.
13:29For all of you.
13:30It's so much pressure.
13:32That's very kind of you to worry.
13:34I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:36No, no, no, no.
13:44Does Shahjand have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukhaya had you too, but she needed more help, right?
13:53She doesn't know anything.
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:09Really.
14:13It's all good.
14:14It's fast glass.
14:52I love that.
14:54I love that, God.
15:05I love that, God.
15:14We're running out of time. I've literally written it out for you. Just find a quiet neutral room
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late, okay?
15:47Am I interrupting something?
15:50Yeah. A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please? Thank you.
15:57Is this like you two... I like her. Texting. Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on? Six months. Three months? Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Charles? I'm chill. I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why did I come here? Can we not do this in front of Charles?
16:12I came here for you. But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to. I never... Calm down. I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about. This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No. Yes. Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, for fuck's sake, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything. I've got your back. I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about what this is, because this is something,
16:37right?
16:38Me and you both know it. What does that even mean, bro?
16:41You live a million miles away, okay? You have a whole life. You have fucking house keys, car keys, so
16:48many keys, okay? I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay? I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own more mature
16:58experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right? All right.
17:04Now, let's see. Let's say you've been texting. There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11All right? Yeah? You can relate, right? You send a message, a heartfelt one. Instead of it going green, it
17:18goes grey.
17:20What does that mean to you? It means you're blocked. Fuck off, really. Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this. Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly? No, no, no. Oi. Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Saleem, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you? Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Think about it. Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes. I can run circles around you idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDB pic to look more white.
18:41Come on.
18:43Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa Allah. Allahu Akbar.
18:53Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate and avoidable.
19:01And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:04Fucking pathetic.
19:05In the name of Allah.
19:07In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful.
19:08In the name of Allah.
19:08In the name of Allah.
19:10Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object and apparently,
19:18I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here. Literally nothing to apologize for. Trying to save my career and my life. So I'll fuck
19:31you and your little TikTok, you little.
20:04Hello? Yeah, hi, is this Sid? Uh, yeah. Hi. Hi, this is Shah Latif. Is it? Actually. Yeah, it is
20:16actually. Bro, I just want to say,
20:18I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday. No excuses. I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me. I really hope you can find it in your heart to please
20:35forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man. I really do. I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you
20:44called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day. I can't tell you how much this means, man. Legit.
20:53Well, do you mind just sending me what you just said? Like in a recording?
20:59Sorry? I need the engagement, bro. Right. I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, man. Appreciate it. All right. Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate. Just remember, keep the vid under 90
21:11for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm. I will do.
21:15All right. See you. See you.
21:32See you.
21:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:34Abba?
21:35Hey, what?
21:36Hey, what?
21:37Yeah.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:38Move.
21:39What? Why was he praying in a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41Oh, you want to sit down?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how's your breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero,
21:54and you're never around.
21:54All right, all right.
21:55Come down, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58What?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:04What?
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08What's going on?
22:09Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic,
22:12and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15So I just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around.
22:17That's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19What?
22:20Huh?
22:20Shut you.
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man.
22:24Yeah?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people
22:27if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:36That's some sweet little minicap driver, bro.
22:38Shut up, blow it, blow it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:47What?
22:48Only chirping.
22:49I love her.
22:50What the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:58In the carriage and he's been talking to a pig's head.
22:59What are you talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, it's not.
23:08It's not.
23:10It's not.
23:10It's not.
23:11It's not.
23:11Why are you saying it to me?
23:13Why are you saying it to me?
23:15No, no.
23:16I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17What did I do?
23:17What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:21Well, you lot will judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change your world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking, bitter baggy
23:32look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:35I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:54I took action a lot.
24:07I did not know quite as much, et cetera.
24:08That was what happened.
24:08Where are we watching, and if you think about your rights of your destiny,
24:14How do you enjoy this world?
24:15What do we enjoy this world?
24:15charitable creation is wronged?
24:15Of salvation and death.
24:15Table today is the station of the average life.
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