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Oops, I Gave Birth To Wolf Pups For The President Isode
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00:08begin to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby
00:14for a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:22identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president
00:36eyes on me
00:43take your clothes off
00:49three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:55stand next to him the first one to bear my air becomes the first lady
01:09not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:14i was the last one to find out i was pregnant
01:17first lady nah that's not in the cards for me doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:22it's a boy yeah guess that locks up the first lady's for her but the second the president saw the
01:27kid
01:27he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:31wait she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program
01:34i thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other
01:38women had their babies the president took one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one
01:42of them got kicked out take your bastard and get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance
01:46i swear i can give you a child before i knew it it was the day i went into labor
01:50come on push give it everything baby's almost here
01:54give it everything
01:57one last push come on you can do it
02:08the baby's here a healthy baby
02:11monster
02:15what's wrong
02:19what the hell i just gave birth to dog putts how does a woman give birth to dogs oh no
02:26this is bad
02:27the president won't even need a test just one look and he'll know this isn't his i'm definitely
02:31getting kicked out now and the money gone what's going on here
02:41what should i do what should i do
02:54where's my baby
02:57tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down sorry for what i lied
03:05i i wasn't
03:07pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap one
03:13whiss if and the guy dropped like a fly a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't
03:22tell if a woman's pregnant or not that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby
03:26i took all kinds of hormone shots and it it made me look pregnant today i just ate too much
03:33and had
03:33to go
03:36what was that sound
03:42mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
03:49national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a crack mr president i
03:57really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get pregnant with your
04:02baby i won't lie stained and has app has become to stained i waste my sperm on you anymore but
04:09what about
04:09the surrogacy money after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until
04:15you've paid off your debt what
04:21no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke you two little troublemakers you totally screwed
04:28me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady now
04:39okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right you guys hungry
04:56wait you you don't want to nurse do you all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's
05:04just what happens when you're their mom drink up
05:13now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places looks like mom's
05:20retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted
05:25with the president's sperm so how the hell did i end up with puppies whose dog is this you hurt
05:32hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
05:40could it be him nah i'm definitely going crazy
05:47mommy hug
05:50you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can talk
05:57what kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy uh their cheeks are soft and warm feels just
06:05like
06:05regular kids mommy hug okay okay mommy's good babies puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all
06:13that matters those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day what
06:18they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything you're always
06:22talking about saving food so i'm supporting you just focus on paying off your debt
06:26don't try anything cute i i get it
06:33bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
06:36mom worked so hard for us we gotta get her a gift i think i smell dad
06:56mom worked the first day
07:00women's driving
07:01please don't try to cry
07:08you're fine
07:09you're fine
07:10don't try every time
07:16defliión
07:17you're fine
07:17you're fine
07:18you're fine
07:19you're fine
07:25and then we cannot be
07:26extremion
07:26guard
07:26an
07:26Olivia, so a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use.
07:31What makes you think you're qualified?
07:34Qual-qualified?
07:35What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
07:38It took me three years to get where I am.
07:40Three years of crisis staying up with him through countless nights, and you,
07:44you just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it!
07:48I never thought of it that way.
07:50Remember your place, janitor.
07:52Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
07:57Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:01What?
08:03Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:06Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:08Mommy, we got you a present.
08:10A present?
08:11What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
08:16For you, Mommy.
08:18Mommy, here, take this.
08:20The Presidential Seal, the Nuclear Briefkiss.
08:23The Presidential Seal, the Nuclear Button Briefcase?
08:27No!
08:27No!
08:33So you two are the crazy little thieves.
08:35How could you steal this stuff?
08:37We were just looking for food for Mommy.
08:40We found it in some room.
08:42This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
08:44You should wear it.
08:46Oh, no.
08:48Oh, no.
08:48Oh, no.
08:49We are so screwed.
08:54Lock down the White House.
08:56Search every room.
08:56Not one corner gets whist.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:02If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:06Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:09This is the last one, the Maid's Quarters.
09:11Open the door.
09:21There they are, right here.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:25Caught red-handed.
09:27I'm definitely going to jail.
09:29Leah Cole, why are my Presidential Skeel and the Nuclear Bolton Briefcase in your room?
09:35Mr. President, I don't know anything.
09:37I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
09:42It must be the real thief.
09:43They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff in my room to
09:48throw everyone off.
09:49That lie is full of holes.
09:50Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
09:55You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
09:57Just tell the truth already.
09:59Ma'am, look at me.
10:00I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:01Why would I steal something like that?
10:03I've got no motive.
10:04Mr. President, don't forget.
10:05This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:08When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:10I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:14That's why she stole the Presidential Seal and the Nuclear Button Briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:20Tell me who put you up to this.
10:22Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
10:25I swear I didn't!
10:27Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
10:29Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
10:31I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
10:34No!
10:35I'm not a spy!
10:36I swear!
10:38Then let's do it in your way.
10:43Oh my god!
10:46Get down from there now!
10:48That's the President!
10:49Do you have any idea about how much his shoes cost?
10:54What the hell is that filthy thing?!
10:58You dirty beach!
10:59You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays!
11:03Someone kill these animals!
11:05Throw them in the trash!
11:08Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:12I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
11:14I'm just a single, mint-useable mom trying to raise two little ones.
11:17It's hard enough!
11:18Please don't hurt them!
11:19I swear I'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up your shoes!
11:23Mr. President...
11:24These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
11:28And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling,
11:32like I've seen him somewhere before.
11:33You really like them, huh?
11:36Well, duh!
11:37They're my kids, of course I like them.
11:40Yes, they are adorable.
11:42Please just let me keep them.
11:44I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
11:47I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
11:50Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
11:52Wish they were werewolves.
11:54This ends here.
11:55No one speaks of this.
11:57Thank you, Mr. President.
12:09They're finally gone.
12:11You two little rascals best behave from now on.
12:15If you pull something like that again...
12:17I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
12:20You can be her little hand warmers.
12:34Mr. President, I checked it out.
12:36They are not strays.
12:38The woman brought them to the hospital.
12:39But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
12:43No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital, so why lie?
12:48I wasn't pregnant.
12:50That wasn't a baby coming out.
12:51That was...
12:52That was a massive toxic waste-level crap.
12:55One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
12:59Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:01Yes, sir.
13:09Hey, easy now.
13:10I won't bite.
13:11But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
13:14What is that woman hiding?
13:18Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
13:21Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
13:24I...
13:25I didn't see anything.
13:27Tell the truth.
13:28Okay, okay, I'll talk.
13:29I...
13:29I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
13:32She gave birth to two puppies.
13:35And then I passed out from shock.
13:38You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups?
13:40Yes, I swear every word is true.
13:42I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
13:47So that's it.
13:48Yesterday was so weird.
13:50Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
13:55But he totally let me off.
13:56And he even touched my pups.
13:58Maybe he likes dogs, too.
13:59Get the cages ready.
14:00I'm getting those moots out of the White House today.
14:11Quick, hide!
14:18What are kids' dishes doing here?
14:20Those...
14:20Those are for feeding my dogs.
14:22Feeding dogs with people's dishes?
14:24Leah Cole, this is the White House, not your trailer park.
14:28Now hand over those mutts.
14:30The president said I could keep them.
14:32The president runs a country.
14:34You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
14:37Search the place.
14:39Yes, ma'am.
14:39Find those little beasts.
14:41I'm throwing them out myself.
14:47No!
14:49No!
14:50Stop!
14:51The president said I could keep them.
14:53You can't!
14:54Out of my way.
14:56You think I don't know what you're doing?
14:58Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you.
15:02Let me tell you something.
15:03You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
15:05No way.
15:08There, you little bastards are.
15:10No!
15:11No!
15:11Grab them.
15:13Stray dogs dare to bite.
15:15Kill them.
15:16Do it now.
15:17No!
15:19Hit her.
15:27Don't move!
15:28You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday?
15:30Promise me.
15:32Never shift in front of anyone else.
15:34Or it'll bring trouble to us.
15:36Okay, mommy.
15:39What are you waiting for?
15:40Pull those little beasts out.
15:42Ah!
15:44No!
15:45Don't hurt my kids!
15:47Kids?
15:47What kids?
15:51Leah Cole.
15:52Have you lost your mind?
15:54Wanting to be first lady so bad?
15:56You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
15:59You can't have a real baby.
16:01So you're raising mutts as substitutes.
16:03You're disgusting.
16:04You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
16:08You scheming little bitch.
16:10I'm not letting you stick around.
16:12I'm going to make you watch these little beasts die.
16:16No!
16:17Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them.
16:22No!
16:28Babies!
16:28Don't be scared.
16:30Mommy's here.
16:32What are you waiting for?
16:33Hit her too!
16:34Beat her until she stops moving!
16:44I'd like to see anyone touch her.
16:51Mr. President.
16:52Mr. President.
16:53What brings you here?
16:54This place is beneath you.
16:55Olivia, you've got some nerve.
16:56I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
16:59Why do you bring people to hurt them?
17:00Mr. President, you misunderstand.
17:03I was worried about rabies.
17:05What if they pose a risk to you?
17:06I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
17:10She's...
17:10She's lying.
17:12She's...
17:12She just wanted to kill my dog.
17:14Sorry I'm late.
17:20These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
17:38Oh my God.
17:39The President.
17:41The President is holding me.
17:42What kind of script is this?
17:44He saved me.
17:45And he's being...
17:47Gentle.
17:48Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
17:52Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around,
17:55security's looking for someone to walk the dogs, you'd be perfect.
17:57Mr. President, I just didn't think it through.
18:00But I was only worried about your safety.
18:02You too.
18:03Are you here to protect me?
18:04Or are you Olivia's personal body guardians?
18:06Mr. President, we...
18:08If you can't figure out who signs your checks,
18:10I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
18:12They're short on people in the Middle East.
18:14You leave tomorrow.
18:15See what a real field assignment looks like.
18:17Mr. President, we're sorry.
18:18Please, give us another chance.
18:20Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contrusions on her back.
18:24I've already disinfected the area.
18:26Just needs ointment applied regularly.
18:28I'll do it.
18:32Um, maybe I should just do it myself.
18:34I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
18:38Oh my God.
18:39The President just touched me.
18:41Why is he being so nice to me?
18:42We've only known each other for a few days.
18:44Is he...
18:45Is he up to something?
18:55I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
18:59Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
19:02Come in.
19:04Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake.
19:08I hope you can forgive me.
19:10Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
19:12But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
19:15Yes, sir.
19:16From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
19:19Move her into the room next to mine.
19:22What?
19:22And one more thing.
19:24The White House Correspondents Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
19:27Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
19:29We're making it official.
19:30Girlfriend?
19:31Girlfriend, Mr. President, this, this, this isn't right.
19:34I'm just a cleaner.
19:35I...
19:35No one deserves it more than you.
19:37What is wrong with this man?
19:38Did someone drug him?
19:39I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast.
19:44I am not ready for this.
19:45Every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
19:48Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless.
19:51If they dig into her background, your reputation...
19:53Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia.
19:58I'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner party.
20:03Too bad he doesn't know.
20:05These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
20:07Only these two pups are truly mine.
20:10None of those women bore my seed.
20:12But no one can know I'm a werewolf.
20:14Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
20:24Miss Cole, this is your room.
20:26If you need anything, just call me.
20:31Okay.
20:32Come out, babies.
20:37Mommy!
20:40My good babies.
20:44Kids, you're sure the maid heard right?
20:46Positive.
20:47Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
20:49Got it.
20:50This woman makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
20:53Poe's brats are probably leftovers from some job.
20:56Baby daddy ran off.
20:58No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them.
21:00Then we should tell the president.
21:01Let him know she's got two kids in tow.
21:03He'll dump her for sure.
21:04That's too easy for her.
21:05Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
21:08Every media outlet in the country will be there.
21:10I'm going to destroy her in front of everyone.
21:12She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
21:16Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
21:18You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out.
21:21Got it?
21:22Got it, Mommy.
21:23Bye-bye, Mommy.
21:25Bye-bye, Mommy.
21:29Mr. President, here you're announcing something big tonight.
21:32Any hints?
21:34You'll know soon enough.
21:43Who is she?
21:44I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous.
21:47Yeah, maybe some European princess?
21:49She's got that kind of vibe.
21:51Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
22:03You look stunning tonight.
22:05Shall we dance, Leah?
22:07Mr. President, I don't know how.
22:10Just follow my lead.
22:22The President is dancing with her.
22:24This is huge.
22:28No, no, no.
22:29Snap out of it, Leah.
22:30He's the President.
22:31Half the women in America would kill to marry him.
22:33What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
22:36Get a grip.
22:38Allow me to introduce my girlfriend.
22:41Leah Cole.
22:49He...
22:49He actually said it!
22:53Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
22:56How long have you two been together?
22:57How did you meet?
23:02Don't be afraid.
23:05My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
23:07No noble background, no complicated past.
23:09She's clean.
23:10She's simple.
23:11I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
23:15I'm counting on all of you.
23:16Please leave her alone.
23:18Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
23:21I...
23:21How many boyfriends have you had before?
23:23I've never dated anyone.
23:26So that means the President is your first love?
23:33Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
23:36They say they're looking for their mother.
23:38I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
23:46Mommy!
23:48My baby!
23:49My baby!
23:49My baby!
23:49My baby!
23:49My baby!
23:49My baby!
23:49My baby!
23:50My baby!
23:50My baby!
23:50You
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