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Reborn for the Crown
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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Don't fall.
00:00:11This is me.
00:00:14My house really ruined my house.
00:00:23Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:29No, I'm not.
00:00:31Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:39Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:48I still run this school podcast.
00:00:51Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:19name, but details.
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:23Me?
00:01:24Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:33You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:35I'm actually...
00:01:36I came here for someone very special.
00:01:41I came back for you.
00:01:42Yeah, um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:51feel.
00:01:52Absolutely.
00:01:53Actually, I want to...
00:01:55Come on, come.
00:01:56Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:01:59So let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:04He came back.
00:02:14Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:17Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:20You're gonna be alright.
00:02:21Just hold on.
00:02:23I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:24What do you mean?
00:02:25Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:27How much.
00:02:28How much you what?
00:02:29Hey, Mia.
00:02:30Mia.
00:02:31Stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:39Am I...
00:02:40Dead?
00:02:44Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:51Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:12Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:26Miss Thompson?
00:03:27May I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:43Things changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:46And nobody.
00:03:47The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:06Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:22Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:29She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:54So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:04:59No!
00:05:02Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:10The shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:15That acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:16I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:19And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:29Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:01Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what?
00:06:14Little miss st-st-stutter.
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:20I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:23Hmm.
00:06:23What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to use.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:00High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:05Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:06Freak science accident.
00:07:08Blame chemistry?
00:07:10God!
00:07:12Damn, Mia.
00:07:14Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words.
00:07:19Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:29I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me too.
00:07:33Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:34Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:38You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom queen?
00:07:46Stop, stop.
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:49Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:57Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki!
00:08:04Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:07If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:10I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel!
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:41I'm not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:50Come here.
00:08:52It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:55And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:12The outcasts.
00:09:13Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the queen.
00:09:19Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:21Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:23Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:55Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:57Connor, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this. Together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:14I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents won us together!
00:10:20It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:50High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:02How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:06See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:24Hey, Nina?
00:11:26Um...
00:11:27I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:31Uh, you good?
00:11:33Yeah!
00:11:34Oh, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's like indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I...
00:11:50I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:01You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05I like who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:14You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:22I thought you liked her. Wow.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:40Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:47I'm sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:55God.
00:12:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:01And she's beautiful...
00:13:04And smart...
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52What do you think?
00:13:53Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:57Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:05Oh, God, don't you worry.
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see. You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's this challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:46Sexual what?
00:14:47What?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:56You down?
00:15:00Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:13Bite me, Neapaz.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:25Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:44You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48This was not a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:50It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:56Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50Go over!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:56Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling!
00:17:03Go over there!
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Bye!
00:17:07Come, go, go, go!
00:17:08You stopped us.
00:17:09Bye!
00:17:09Bye!
00:17:10Bye, bye, bye, bye!
00:17:12Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:16About that kiss.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:21College.
00:17:23Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:26No.
00:17:28But I will!
00:17:30One day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:33So you can predict the future.
00:17:35actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another
00:17:42run for us in our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss
00:17:53people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well
00:17:58let's just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah
00:18:05connor might be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say
00:18:13fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be
00:18:19tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:27wait you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:32you can run this school if you want it to mia you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:40out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:46wait you're not seriously thinking about it if you do i will embarrass you so bad
00:18:53you will wish you were dead still want to do this
00:18:59why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:06ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:11girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:17what are you talking about you don't look the part yet let us help you out
00:19:32later loser
00:19:36let me guess just a bitch strikes again
00:19:39i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:43thanks for the thought kate i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:46i'm never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:48something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:53meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:19:55why
00:19:55because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:00how are you?
00:20:06where's your baking buddy?
00:20:08did she chicken out last night?
00:20:15may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:18i mean this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:22mia watkins
00:20:26yeah you look
00:20:28like a fucking try-hard
00:20:30overdressed much?
00:20:31come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:33like i was saying
00:20:35you look gorgeous
00:20:36high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:38flirt like a hot girl
00:20:40look who's talking
00:20:41chef
00:20:42ready to win?
00:20:44stop putting on a show
00:20:46this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:48who the hell do you think you are mia?
00:20:51call me queen
00:20:55cause i'm coming for your throne
00:20:59boo
00:21:06shut up or die
00:21:10all right
00:21:12contestants we're about to begin
00:21:13to your tables please
00:21:15uh do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:21it's really easy
00:21:22what?
00:21:24it's science meets sweets
00:21:25come on
00:21:26all right contestants
00:21:28the bake-off begins
00:21:30now
00:21:31okay
00:21:33i'll sprinkle some of these
00:21:37like this
00:21:38like that
00:22:04cool trick bill nye the science nerd
00:22:08hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:15oops
00:22:18oops
00:22:19foot slipped
00:22:21sorry not sorry
00:22:22oops
00:22:24sorry
00:22:26my hand slipped
00:22:28oh she's awful
00:22:33oh
00:22:34if you do that again miss watkins
00:22:36you will be disqualified
00:22:37she just kicked our table
00:22:39i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:41get back to work
00:22:43it's fine
00:22:44it's fine
00:22:44so what do we do now?
00:22:46a good scientist
00:22:48always
00:22:48has a plan
00:22:52and
00:22:54time
00:22:57the winning team's votes
00:22:58also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:02jessica
00:23:03you're up
00:23:04it is a model
00:23:06of my mansion
00:23:08and anyone who votes for me
00:23:09can come to all my parties
00:23:11for the rest of the year
00:23:12so great
00:23:14this is our dessert
00:23:16it may look simple
00:23:18but
00:23:19it's got a little magic to it
00:23:43and all the votes are in
00:23:45the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:23:56the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:06Mia Watkins
00:24:07Mia
00:24:09the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:18we did it
00:24:21i can't believe it
00:24:22oh that's my queen
00:24:23that's my best friend
00:24:24we love her
00:24:26best day of my life
00:24:28i knew you could do it
00:24:32no
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:40not anymore
00:24:44i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:47i'm sorry
00:24:48high school bucket list item number nine
00:24:52start a riot
00:24:54make it epic
00:24:56food fight
00:25:01food fight
00:25:02food fight
00:25:03popular kids versus
00:25:05food fight
00:25:06no stop it
00:25:06stop it
00:25:07stop it
00:25:16stop it
00:25:21team jessica
00:25:22team Mia get over here right now
00:25:27principal davis
00:25:28before you say anything
00:25:30Mia started it
00:25:32thank you for your honesty
00:25:34jessica
00:25:34you and your friends can go
00:25:37what
00:25:38no she's lying
00:25:40i would drop that attitude
00:25:42miss Watkins
00:25:42you know what
00:25:43no
00:25:45i like having an attitude
00:25:47i lived for years without one
00:25:49and now
00:25:50it's here to stay
00:25:52one more
00:25:53bad word
00:25:54one more
00:25:54thing that you do wrong
00:25:56and you are suspended
00:25:58fine
00:26:00i'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01when you stop
00:26:02letting jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:06oh
00:26:06sorry
00:26:07no one knows about that yet
00:26:09both of you pack your bags
00:26:13wait are we suspended i can't get suspended
00:26:16my dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed
00:26:19no no no
00:26:19i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go
00:26:23wait for real
00:26:24of course
00:26:25you're both free to go and if you ever need anything feel free to come by my office
00:26:30the door's always open
00:26:31how much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34uh 147,347 dollars and 36...
00:26:38you be quiet you demon child
00:26:42i'll take a thought
00:26:42why don't you um help me clean up here
00:26:45my star students
00:26:46thank you
00:26:49what the fuck was that
00:26:52whoa
00:26:54did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55yeah he was freaking out
00:26:57how did you know all that stuff though?
00:26:59well i told you i can see the future
00:27:01so
00:27:02right
00:27:03it's not big deal
00:27:04yeah
00:27:06so tell me
00:27:08what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11well i have to study for the science test
00:27:13oh yeah
00:27:15what's that one again?
00:27:16anatomy
00:27:17it's the study of the
00:27:18human body
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22yeah
00:27:22you want to do it at my place?
00:27:24my parents aren't home
00:27:25your place?
00:27:27like a
00:27:29like us
00:27:31together
00:27:32alone
00:27:33yeah
00:27:34let's go professor
00:27:36i promise to be a good boy
00:27:40okay
00:27:58i promise to be a good boy
00:27:59i promise to be a good boy
00:27:59i promise to be a good boy
00:27:59i promise to be a good boy
00:27:59i promise to be a good boy
00:27:59i promise to be a good boy
00:27:59i promise to be a good boy
00:28:01i promise to be a good boy
00:28:01i promise to be a good boy
00:28:02i promise to be a good boy
00:28:03i promise to be a good boy
00:28:05i promise to be a good boy
00:28:53Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up, I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12Okay, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19What?
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:22Okay.
00:29:28Bicep brachii.
00:29:30I'm going to die.
00:29:34Victor Alice Major.
00:29:40Arctus abdominis.
00:29:42Gloria Amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long?
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:47Dave, you forgot about that part.
00:29:49It's not important.
00:29:51Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:53He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:25Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:26High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No?
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezibusias.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my...
00:30:45Um...
00:30:46Brachialis.
00:30:55That's cheating!
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:18You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35They're all...
00:31:36Batgirl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:41So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What?
00:32:07Oh my god!
00:32:08You're crazy!
00:32:09You're crazy!
00:32:09No not just sure.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:26No! No! No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:32Yeah, just a second!
00:32:49Oh hey Dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:53Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside,
00:33:20fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what? Never mind.
00:33:32Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:46Connor, wait!
00:33:48Just...
00:33:48Please talk to him, you can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were...
00:34:32Abysmal.
00:34:33But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:53You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help.
00:35:17But, you don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:26Thanks.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend for Mia's prom queen
00:35:41campaign.
00:35:42So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:55Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Here.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:07Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on, Connor.
00:36:15Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:20Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I like barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:43You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey.
00:37:17Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade.
00:37:24So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:33So can I get one on one?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Mia, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:53But it is because I-
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open?
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14Alright, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27CopCon.
00:38:28What a surprise.
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:38Ugh.
00:38:38You know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:51And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:04No, no, no.
00:39:04Wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere.
00:39:06Until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:12Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:17Aw shit.
00:39:18Cap's here.
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22You mind if it brought us?
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:28let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41We'll go to party to get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know,
00:39:52for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:56when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:02Ew.
00:40:03No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:08So,
00:40:09who is?
00:40:12You are...
00:40:17You are...
00:40:20not gonna believe
00:40:23who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:38She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:41My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:48High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:57You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you weren't like once.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:03Or if not.
00:41:04I mean...
00:41:05If you're into it.
00:41:07Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Yeah.
00:41:15Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Go away the way.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:41Mia.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Wow.
00:41:52Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:13Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea.
00:42:40Hey, ConCon.
00:42:42I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:44I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And, I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We're studying on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh, on page four, there's a great palaboy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32Page four.
00:43:33She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your pigtails.
00:43:43And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:47This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:51Actually...
00:43:53It does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:59Um...
00:44:00Yeah.
00:44:00That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:02Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:08See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know...
00:44:18A year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:21But...
00:44:22Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:24Who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:35If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:36For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:40What about...
00:44:41What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:48I...
00:44:48Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Facebook? What?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:44:58But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:01Is you.
00:45:11What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:13Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:15Show us your stressed-out brainy pain.
00:45:18That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:21My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:25Hey.
00:45:26You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:28And you know what?
00:45:28It's okay.
00:45:30It's okay.
00:45:30I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:36Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:42High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:45Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:47You want my shine.
00:45:49You want my glossy.
00:45:51You want my sexy.
00:45:53You want my sassy.
00:45:55Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:57Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:09Woo!
00:46:09Yes, Mia!
00:46:11Okay, Mia!
00:46:12Does it suck having my 18-year-old body back?
00:46:14Wow, look at you pretending to be hot and popular. FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:24No, I want a better...
00:46:26How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that. I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:00Fine. Let those mouth-breakers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:09Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:14Shhh.
00:47:15Haha.
00:47:15Poof.
00:47:16I love you too.
00:47:17I love you too.
00:47:31What I'm going to do, what I'm going to do is help them be like I'm a robot.
00:47:38I'll stop.
00:47:39I got it.
00:47:43I'll stop killing someone in the middle of my head.
00:47:44You're not going to get me.
00:47:48someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:47:55you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that i
00:48:03yeah i've always mia hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:13what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying to
00:48:20recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:33okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up
00:48:39vote me up thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:02you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:10what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:19and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:24i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:35you know the girl i actually do like she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for
00:49:42for her it's really cool get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor can you stay with me
00:50:09you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:26oh
00:50:43you have a beautiful voice
00:50:47you scared me
00:50:51god no i don't
00:50:53i like the same when i'm busy or bored
00:50:56so it's never around anyone
00:50:58which is good
00:51:00i'm not just anyone
00:51:06what is all this
00:51:08well
00:51:10you know the tradition
00:51:12senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:16you want to help me rap
00:51:18Mia this is amazing
00:51:21no one else would do this for their class
00:51:25i've never
00:51:26met anyone like you
00:51:29not yet anyway
00:51:35so
00:51:35hey ball girl
00:51:38what's future me like
00:51:40don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:42no you're not
00:51:44don't even look
00:51:45i know you're not
00:51:46you're
00:51:47you're actually
00:51:50super successful
00:51:51really smart
00:51:55kind
00:52:00you're
00:52:00you're pretty perfect
00:52:02actually
00:52:06no wonder i was in love
00:52:16no one
00:52:19no one
00:52:20i meant that i was in love with being from the future
00:52:26because now i
00:52:28know all of these
00:52:30awesome
00:52:31yeah so
00:52:33so who do i get married to
00:52:37Jessica Alba
00:52:39so you gotta get over that britney crush
00:52:40because things get complicated
00:52:44okay
00:52:46you know i can actually read the future also
00:52:49really
00:52:50you know what i see in our future
00:52:57will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:00i'd love to
00:53:03question
00:53:04are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:07i'm sure he
00:53:09will come to other games
00:53:10he's busy
00:53:12he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:14hey
00:53:14hey
00:53:18Connor
00:53:19your dad
00:53:20enough about my dad
00:53:22actually
00:53:22come on
00:53:23you don't wanna be late
00:53:25okay
00:53:40everyone's gonna love these man
00:53:42this will win you crazy votes
00:53:43sure
00:53:45but
00:53:48i also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:51because
00:53:52in a few months we will all glue our separate ways
00:53:56and who knows what'll happen then
00:53:58right
00:54:03graduate in style besties
00:54:06oh
00:54:08you're too late butterface
00:54:10the class loved my gifts so much
00:54:13i already got all their votes
00:54:29so you're buying votes now
00:54:31me? no
00:54:33i'm just giving my besties
00:54:35the gifts they deserve
00:54:38but i'm sure
00:54:39they'll like your uh
00:54:40goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:45besties
00:54:47you don't even know their names
00:54:49of course
00:54:50of course i do
00:54:51well
00:54:53the hot ones
00:54:54the rest are freaks not people
00:54:56but hey money talks right
00:54:58even to losers with social rabies
00:55:02but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:04yeah
00:55:04yeah
00:55:12look
00:55:14trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:18thank you
00:55:19i got them gucci earrings
00:55:28at least my gifts mean something
00:55:30um
00:55:31they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:35but you can't
00:55:37because you're a nobody mia
00:55:39do you want to try saying that again
00:55:42relax jack bauer
00:55:44brutal honesty
00:55:46is an act of love
00:55:47and i love
00:55:49all my subjects
00:55:50even you
00:55:51look
00:55:59look
00:56:10omg you're twin
00:56:22marge simpson
00:56:23hair
00:56:23pancake face
00:56:24hool-aid body
00:56:25i mean it's perfect
00:56:27oh and con con here is your gift
00:56:30only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:34i don't want anything from you
00:56:37not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:46no matter what i do
00:56:47this always gets away
00:56:49prom queen
00:56:50connor
00:56:51what am i even doing here
00:56:55bribes aren't my thing
00:56:57maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:56:59he might be down
00:57:03hey
00:57:03Mia wait
00:57:04hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:07they're special
00:57:08not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:10but because they're from you
00:57:11no
00:57:12no they're stupid
00:57:15and she
00:57:16she won this one
00:57:17so let's just go
00:57:18just trust me
00:57:20they're gonna love them
00:57:21hey you guys
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you
00:57:24and you're gonna love them
00:57:42near us
00:57:44thanks for your husband
00:57:54can you feel like us
00:57:55what am I kidding
00:57:55i need to do my family
00:57:56Not coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:20But you should.
00:58:21You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:43Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:55Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:01I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:06Just quit a few years.
00:59:08You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:11Um, you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:26I got one for you too.
00:59:33You trash, you see the lies.
00:59:35Boo!
00:59:37Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:39You're safe, you're right.
00:59:41Please!
00:59:48Hey, um...
00:59:50This one's for you.
01:00:01Yeah, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:14Magic 8-ball.
01:00:15Remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24Do all you can.
01:00:28You'll never get this time back.
01:00:29Come on.
01:00:33Yeah, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:38Hey, no!
01:00:39Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me...
01:00:42that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:56For you.
01:00:58I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:16Hey, everyone.
01:01:19Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:24Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:37I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:05We're taking a stand.
01:02:07We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:11No plastics for prom!
01:02:13No plastics for prom!
01:02:15You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:18Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:23It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:30Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:40Attention, everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:08Come on, Mia!
01:03:11We're all waiting!
01:03:14Hey!
01:03:15Yes!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:21All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:28Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:35This is going to be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:45High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyoncé fantasy.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:57Please rise.
01:04:00Hi.
01:04:20Just look at me.
01:04:20Just look at me.
01:04:29Oh, say, can you see
01:04:34By the dawn's early light
01:04:41What so proudly we hailed
01:04:46At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:52Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:04:57Through the perilous fight
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:07Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare
01:05:16The bombs bursting in air
01:05:21Gave proof through the night
01:05:26That our flag was still there
01:05:31Oh, say, does that star-spangled
01:05:38Banner yet wave
01:05:44O'er the land of the free
01:05:49And the home of the brave
01:06:09Give it up for Mia
01:06:11This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:17See, everyone loves you more
01:06:35If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:38Yeah
01:06:38Plus I like kissing you
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:44I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:06:56What is he doing here?
01:06:57He never comes to my games
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:06:59Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:05This is the big game, Mia
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about
01:07:10Hey, look at me
01:07:11I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment
01:07:18Take that three-pointer
01:07:20It'll seem impossible
01:07:21But trust me
01:07:26I trust you
01:07:30And here we go, everyone
01:07:31The big championship game
01:07:32The Fairfield Lions
01:07:34Versus the Falcons
01:07:35For the big one
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:37Let's begin
01:08:05And ten seconds left
01:08:07Home team is down
01:08:09Two points
01:08:10And Connor Oliver
01:08:11Has the ball
01:08:16He's going to risk it all
01:08:17On the three-pointer
01:08:26He's going to risk it all
01:08:28On the three-pointer
01:08:29And there he goes
01:08:33Yes, he scores
01:08:35The Fairfield Lions
01:08:3749-48
01:08:38And they win the game
01:08:49Let's go
01:08:51First
01:08:52An A
01:08:53And now
01:08:54This
01:08:56Expect me
01:08:57At all
01:08:58Your college games
01:08:59Con
01:09:00Really?
01:09:01Really
01:09:04Sorry
01:09:04For missing out on this
01:09:07And on you
01:09:13I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:16Looks like you got a fan
01:09:17Who feels the same
01:09:19Congratulations
01:09:21Yeah
01:09:25You were right about everything
01:09:28Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouth
01:09:31We either isn't going to steal
01:09:33Con Con
01:09:33And my crown
01:09:36We will take her down
01:09:37For good
01:09:39I won because of you
01:09:41No, no
01:09:41He won because of you
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint
01:09:46But I do accept payment
01:09:48And kisses
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that
01:10:04Wait
01:10:06Should we be doing this?
01:10:08I mean, what about your crush
01:10:09The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:12It's you, Mia
01:10:13It always has been
01:10:19Holy circuits
01:10:20Holy circuits
01:10:21Holy circuits
01:10:23Holy circuits
01:10:23Holy circuits
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:10:28Holy circuits
01:10:29Holy circuits
01:10:30Holy circuits
01:10:30Holy circuits
01:10:31Holy circuits
01:10:31Holy circuits
01:10:31Holy circuits
01:10:32Holy circuits
01:10:32Holy circuits
01:10:34Holy circuits
01:10:36Holy circuits
01:10:36Holy circuits
01:10:37Holy circuits
01:10:37Holy circuits
01:10:38Holy circuits
01:10:39Holy circuits
01:11:08Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:12You're staring again.
01:11:15Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:34Oh.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:43And what about prom tonight?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:55You're never going to let that go.
01:11:56Oh, you're so stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:04How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:09Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah, it's so hot.
01:12:26Okay, so.
01:12:29Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:31Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:32Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:38Mia Watkins.
01:12:40Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:57And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Come on.
01:13:07Let's go win that crown.
01:13:09Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:11Oh.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:15I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:21Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:24Maybe she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28You want to beg at the game.
01:13:31Maybe she's given up.
01:13:35No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:42I know she won't.
01:13:43Because I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry.
01:13:48Say it again.
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:53This is going to sound insane.
01:13:54Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth.
01:13:58I...
01:14:01I'm from the future.
01:14:12I'm from the future.
01:14:14Yeah, the future.
01:14:15Cool.
01:14:16Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:22No, you're not...
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:38Okay, look, it'll be the future's scoop.
01:14:40How's Lost Island?
01:14:42Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:43Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:46Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:48And they're doing a Bucky reboot.
01:14:51The future's final.
01:14:52You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me?
01:15:01Stop.
01:15:03I'm in.
01:15:05But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:11Let's go.
01:15:12Let's go.
01:15:14Let's go.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully I'll look.
01:15:45Let's go.
01:15:58Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:15Yay!
01:16:19Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:21Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:39Come on, Tom.
01:16:41You look so great.
01:16:43Black is definitely your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:46FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:52Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:55I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57Oh!
01:16:58But I want you.
01:17:00We are perfect together.
01:17:01Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:12My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:16It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:23You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:30I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:49It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:11I tried.
01:18:14Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:18I think it's cracking.
01:18:21I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:58Mia Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:03And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:29While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:35Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:19:59Hi.
01:20:01I shouldn't be here.
01:20:05That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:08I wasn't good enough.
01:20:12I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:13I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:21And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:24The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:44All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:48Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:57And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:06Jessica Hart!
01:21:13I'm so sorry.
01:21:14Hey, it's okay.
01:21:16This is your moment.
01:21:17You earned it.
01:21:18Go ahead.
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, king.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:36You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:42And you believe to me.
01:21:46Out of the way, freak.
01:21:48This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:54Mia has something to say.
01:21:56I warned you.
01:22:06Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia Watkins.
01:22:09They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No.
01:22:15These are fake.
01:22:16Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:19Mia.
01:22:20Is this true?
01:22:22No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:23Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:29Okay?
01:22:30Mia?
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:34It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:35Fairly.
01:22:37But don't take it from me.
01:22:40Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:41Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:50Mia!
01:22:51Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:53They actually voted for me.
01:22:56I never doubted them.
01:22:58Or you.
01:23:07High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:10Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:16I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:21What more do you people want?
01:23:41Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:43Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:45This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:47Security!
01:23:48No!
01:23:49No, it was Mia!
01:23:51She knows things.
01:23:53She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:23:59No!
01:24:08She's so nasty.
01:24:11That's something Mia.
01:24:12Help me.
01:24:13You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:14No!
01:24:15This isn't right!
01:24:18You suck!
01:24:20You're cheating!
01:24:22Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:26Here.
01:24:28Take this.
01:24:31No, I can't take that.
01:24:33Yes.
01:24:33I want you to.
01:24:36Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:41You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:45Right here.
01:24:59Yeah.
01:25:04You okay?
01:25:05Connor...
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:16you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:25where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:32i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got
01:25:36arrested at prom i haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:44whoa everything that happened senior year came to
01:25:51but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:25:56you know watkins since the first time i met you
01:26:01in freshman year i loved you
01:26:04you were the cutest glasses wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:14and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:22to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my
01:26:28partner
01:26:30me a watkins
01:26:37will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:50i can't believe this is happening
01:26:53you're a time traveler ria you didn't see this coming
01:26:59us getting engaged no not a million years
01:27:05but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:11i always knew
01:27:19you're a time traveler
01:27:26and no one makes me feel like you do
01:27:31and no one sets my body on fire no one gives me shivers like you
01:27:42you
01:27:44and no one does it
01:27:45you
01:27:46and no one does it
01:27:52you
01:27:52you
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